#3161 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 1 Part One: Luxe Tag Teams and Lively Lashings

0:21Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crap It's a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on yield bravs i'm ronnie that's ben over there hello ben noon hi how are you how are you how are you welcome to the show jinx um ben jinx ben minoon yeah i think that makes sense um so hi everybody welcome to the show welcome to the show today we're in fall colors i'm an oatmeal ben's oatmeal, guys. We do not plan our outfits, but we match. This is the third day in a row that we've matched very well. I know. Yeah. We're coming into work on the same wavelength, people. And we are here. We are here for you and for us.

1:10I mean, shit. What else would we be doing with our lives? So, everybody, thanks so much for being here. It's a Salt Lake City reunion festival. But before we get to that, the Crappy Awards, the Golden Crappies, 2026, they're coming up. and guess what? It's like year 14 which is incredible. Crazy. We turn 14 next week. We're very excited and the crappies are coming up. Very huge for us. They're going to be in Los Angeles on February 27th so make a weekend of it. Come with your friends. It's already half sold out or half sold I guess I should say. So get your tickets. That's going to be so much fun.

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2:30South Beach Food Festival, Food and Wine Festival. We're going to be doing something called Chew on This, which is a podcast thing over there. And that's going to be also in February, the week before the crappies. So that's going to be super fun. And what's that? What are you saying? Well, because we have very exciting news that just broke about 20 minutes ago. in the world of Watcher Crappens. Ronnie, will you do the honors of telling everyone what just happened? We just got nominated for an iHeart Podcast Award Party! Yes! So thank you, iHeart. That's so exciting. Give it to me. Give it to me right now.

3:10Give me that. We got a taste for it. We got a taste for it. We need it more. We need it again. Please. Feed it to me. Feed it to me right now. Thank you. That's so, so, so exciting and so cool. So thank you so much to them. Yeah. Give it to us or suffer or you will suffer. Well, you know what? I actually, right before this, I went and visited our friends, Danny and Evan at page six. I did their virtual reality show and which was so fun. Go check that out on page six. And then afterwards, Evan was like, what's your, what's your sign? I was like Sagittarius. And they were both like, oh yeah, this is a good year for Sagittarius.

3:46It'll be a good 2026. And then literally walked out that door and found out we were nominated for an iHeart. So at the very least, the horoscope is working for us so far. I'll take it. Listen, I'll be on the coattails of your vegetarious ass for as long as I can. I will ride the coattails. I will ride the coattails. You guys, I'm not stoned. by the way that elevator that elevator going you know the page six situation is hilarious first of all shout out to miranda at the wall street journal who's a crap and span who encountered me in there in the elevator apparently they're in the same building but also page six is new york post and so it's all in the same building as fox news and it just was so funny because i got in the elevator and there was some people there from fox news who were like talking and they're like well we got to get peter into iran are we gonna get peter into iran i think we're gonna get him into iran and i just thought it was so funny that i was like um i was just talking about francois arnaud at the spotify party upstairs which is like i just love how like just living in such different worlds juxtaposition having different spaces in the same elevator but can we get scott hunter into iran that's the question that is the question um i'll tell you what would solve anything any geopolitical crisis would be getting the real house as a salt lake city in there because they They could – people – you just get all six or seven of them in there wherever the trouble is.

5:11And I think then the leaders of whatever country will say, you know what? I think we can settle down. We can settle down. There's too much happening in this world. This is so chaotic. We need to have less chaos in our country right now. I think that maybe it could solve issues a little bit. Give them whatever they want. That all they're asking for is a unicorn that tells them to go have a good sleep. Tells them that they love them. Give it to them. Give it to them. Well, that's what the leaders of all these countries need. Because honestly, any leader that's marching their country into a war or any leader who is like oppressing their own people, it all comes from just massive insecurity and not being loved as a child.

5:51And they just need a unicorn that you press its paw, its hoof, and it'll go, you are loved. Like maybe that's what some of these leaders need. And maybe we can have world peace. You are loved, baby. You are loved. All right. Well, here we are. We're not solving any world issues today. Today, we're just talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But who has it better, us or Putin? I think us. I think we win. Let's get into it. Speaking of international disasters, what is Heather wearing? Why is she dressed like a couch on The Lawrence Welk Show? What is she doing? Why? I wonder, is this like a look now?

6:27Because I feel like I'm seeing it around. I mean, I've only watched the first episode of Members Only, Palm Beach. but I feel like that woman, Hillary, this is her thing. She's like, let me put a curtain rod across my shoulders and drape some sheer fabric from it. And I'll walk around my house. And that's 80. She's 80 years old, Heather. What are you doing? What are you doing? She looks like a piece of furniture. It's like, we're leaving for the summer. So just make sure the furniture is covered. And someone threw a green blanket over a dresser. Why are you dressed like that i know it is i don't know but you know i have to say like you're not wrong when you say it's a lawrence welk couch but at the same time i kind of like it i i actually love these like sheer things that are hanging from women's shoulders these days and by these days i'm i'm in 1962.

7:15like i i really i i don't know i'm like oh she's so glamorous maybe because it's like reminds me of like old pictures of like like my grandmother or something and it's like comforting but like are we regressing so much right now that we're like you know what even cover your elbows please please even cover the your elbow skin please don't show up in any i can't see any i do not want to see your wrists please cover it oh you know what sometimes we just need an organza moment to flow through um i actually you know what i thought meredith looked really good I liked her outfit quite a bit. I think everybody looks kind of crazy.

7:54Mary looks crazy as well. She's wearing like really long gloves up past her elbows and like a big frilly shirt. I mean, I don't know. This show's known for everybody looking kind of crazy, and they did it. Lisa is dressed like her spray tan. It's just brown. It's just brown. Whitney looks pretty. I mean, yeah, Angie's like in a red boobie, you know, like, Hey, boys. Bronwyn's in like a yellow Easter, like she's going to a yellow Easter ball kind of thing. And she has really long hair. I can't be the only person that just kept seeing Monica every time they cut to Bronwyn. Did you at all? I kept seeing Monica.

8:32I did not see Monica. I did not. Can you elaborate? Just looked like Monica. That's it. It's nothing deep. I just, I don't know. You just looked like Monica to me. Metaphorically. No, no. There's no metaphorical Monica there. She's Bronwyn is definitely her own head bobble, head bobble person. She's a unique character for sure. But no, Monica is going crazy right now all over Instagram with her.

9:04With her accusations and stuff. That's almost like, have you seen Monica's stories or like off the charts? I was like, no, because I'm just out of aspirin, you know, I'm out. Well, and wasn't Meredith, Didn't she recently go on two teas on a pod? And wasn't she like, well, it's true. Someone was taken from the hospital. I can't rest on my palms. But it wasn't me. And wasn't she implying it was Heather who got really wasted? Or is that like... Well, I think the whole world is implying that it's Heather. You know, I think we all think it's Heather. But I don't know if she implied it. But yeah, she was like, well, someone did go to the hospital.

9:39And they did get there something. But it's not for me. And did her like shrug thing. so I don't know who knows well let's get into it the ladies arrive they all say hi to Andy but listen also I just want to say on that front I'm not judging I'm sorry about the stomach pump thing I'm not opposed to people getting their stomach pumped I mean you need to do it if you're that drunk and if you're going to get drunk to the point where you're peeing yourself and barfing on yourself at the same time it sounds like a good night to me I'm not even judging that it's the hypocrisy I didn't know that like getting so drunk they had to get your stomach pump was now like a thing that people were hiding i feel like that's just some i mean it never happened to me but like i feel like it's happened to people in the past and then it's like oh yeah i got so wasted they had to call the paramedics i had to get my stomach pumped i feel like people talk about that like oops went too far i don't i never thought it was something that was like it's a secret that must be hidden from the public at large i think it's like oh well they went too far whoops if you're gonna come If you come on a reunion and you're going to hide your elbow skin, then you are going to hide that you got your stomach pumped because you got too drunk.

10:51It shows in the dress. It shows in the dress. So, yeah, go ahead. Start the recap. I'll shut up. Well, I'm back. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6 Reunion. I'm Andy Cohen, and we've transferred these good-time girls back to their Greek life, so to speak. Calispera Angie Calispera Bruffo Andy You said it Calispera Calispera Actually that means Please leave this restaurant So I just wanted to say We got medics standing backstage In case Angie has any accidents today That is hilarious Andy Hurt your finger Hurt your face Hurt your lip Anything Andy How do you say Are those new boobs in Greek.

11:43She's like, Kalispera. Oh, wow. That's how we greet each other. So then he turns, he's like, DJ Meredith Marks, great to see you. How's your tour going? It's going good, and I'm good, and I'm on a little pause from Thanksgiving and the reunion, but then we'll amp it back up shortly. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. Why have we not seen any of Meredith Marks a DJ career on the show. What the hell? Why are we only getting all of this other crap we're getting? I need some DJ Meredith Marks. Yeah. Is maybe DJing, is that allowed in Utah to have a DJ, to be a DJ? It's like, no. The devil spins records. Joseph Smith saw the technology ahead of time.

12:35You shall not spin flat circles. Records are on the devil. So, we say hi to Bronwyn. She's wearing go-to-ear guys, okay? She's going to have a costume change later. She's like, no costume changes today, Andy. This is it. It's just me. This is me. This is me. He's like, all right. Well, hi, Whitney. I'm loving that you're back to your blonde look. God, you really look like such a stupid, ugly ginger girl. Yeah, when you were right out, I really wanted to throw a carton of milk at your head and take your lunch money. Well, thank you, Andy. That was for an anti-bullying campaign. My bad.

13:17Hi, Heather. How are you? Did your daughter go blonde, too? She'd probably get beaten up a lot less. Am I right? Heather, I love surviving Mormonism. It was absolutely incredible, is what I was told by someone who watched it. Please, how do you feel about it? She's like, thank you. Thank you, Andy. It's been just really well received by whoever watched it. So I'm just really happy. Well, congratulations. Just like you're doing every day, surviving Mormonism. Glad you could rebel against Mormonism by dressing like a dresser that's been covered for the summer. No skin showing. Good for you. Okay, baby gorgeous.

14:01Oh, hi, Mary. Hi, Pastor Mary. We going to drink and be merry today? We're going to steal from any 80-year-olds today, Mary. She's like, yeah, I'm just going to be happy because I don't know how to do anything else, Andy. Um, great. So, baby gorgeous, what's going on with you? Still leading a very different life from everybody? Always, always. I'm always leading a different life than everybody, Andy. Okay, okay. Now, Meredith, what's your goal coming into tonight's reunion? and please keep in mind we're going to go around the couch and we're all going to set an intention. All right, there it is.

14:43Well, I think before I can even address anything, there's one question I need to ask, which will change the trajectory of today for me. So, Whitney, would you like the red pill or the blue pill? My name is Meridorfius, and I'm going to take you into the Matrix right now, depending on your answer to this question. Which way do you want to go, rabbit hole or no rabbit hole? I would just like to ask Whitney, when we spoke at BravoCon, you said there was some things that you wanted to clear up, so I wanted to go ahead and give you the floor to clear it up. But the floor belongs to Bravo. You can't give me the floor.

15:23That's theirs. You can't do that, Meredith. This is what you always do. So I drink a lot at BravoCon And when I drink, I'm very happy I'm a happy, loving drunk And I love to love on people And I try to talk to Meredith Or I'm sorry for how things have fallen out with us And I want to be your friend And that's what happened Instead, she went and said that I retracted everything that I've said about her and Britney No, you ask why we can't just be friends off camera And leave camera on and that's when you started and i said because they are not the same thing i oh no i'm sorry i said they are the same thing sorry you're twisting words you're twisting words well i said because they are the same thing and i can't do that and then you said well you're pushing me away and i said i don't believe in violence i don't push people and then i said i established boundaries and you said i don't like that you call me a liar and i said well i don't want well don't lie about me and you said you're right i shouldn't lie about you and i'll clean it up and then my family on together we slice a lemon together no i didn't retract anything i said you took me trying to be kind to you and you went and you lied about me wait let's just parse what she's saying here so whitney comes up to meredith at bravo con is like why can't we be friends meredith's like because you have trashed me the entire season and followed me around and told everybody i'm an alcoholic and a pill popper that's why well but you i did that because you were ignoring me yeah i was establishing boundaries because you you were acting like a psycho so stop lying okay i'll stop lying i never said i was lying i said i would stop lying like oh okay okay but i honestly what did merida think was going to happen she was going to take drunk whitney from bravo con and she really thought Whitney was going to show up and be like, oh, yes, Andy, I lied the whole season just to piss Meredith off because she's never treated me like a cool girl.

17:26So, Meredith, what did you think was going to happen? Come on. Well, you were fall down drunk and your husband carried you upstairs the way I have to carry my toddler to put him to bed. Well, at BravoCon, in a happy drinking moment, maybe. Trust me, I'm never going to do it again. Like, I will never try to be your friend. And my intention was, I don't get it. I've always supported you. I've always loved you. I've always had your back. Remember when I said, alcoholic, pill popper, that was me having your back. And when Lisa said awful, horrible things about you, I was there for you. No, you've never been friends with Meredith.

18:10I don't know where this rewrite is coming from. You've maybe been friends for like half a season, but come on. I've always been a good friend to you. And Lisa's like You know what you've always said awful horrible things about her It's not just me Like if you're gonna call me out Talk about what you've said then Talk about what you've said You took advantage of No because we were all hoards and cheaters Remember that one Yeah remember No I'm not gonna shut it I'm gonna open my mouth so big I'm gonna open it so big right now My mouth so big No I'm not gonna shut it Well, she doesn't need to shut up, so don't tell her what to do Because you're not the boss of the world That's what you're not Yeah, don't bring me into your argument And I won't open your mouth Mary's like, just relax Just say what you need, Whitney You have the floor, Shay But she always talks for Meredith Don't tell her what to do She can say what she wants to say She's entitled to have an opinion But you took what happened at BravoCon and you lied about me and I stand by everything that I've witnessed on the plane.

19:19I stand by my opinions about your life. Okay, so now that you have to answer your question, how will the trajectory of the night go, Meredith? Well, I mean, not right. I mean, look, I didn't lie, Whitney. You're the one who lied and you didn't like that you were called out and I established boundaries. Uh-uh, I did not lie. I own that I was drunk and I already apologized to Andy for being so drunk on Watch What Happens Live because that's on me. And he's like, yeah, we were just scared and we're going to make it across the state. You're not helping, Andy. My feet weren't working. Okay, well, let's just leave it there.

19:58You know, she doesn't have working feet. It's a thing. I'd like to point out we're going to believe that this one over here really remembers our conversation when she admitted she was fallout drunk. Case dismissed. I remember our conversation. You lied. Do not call me a liar. It's like, you blackout, Whitney. You need to stop. You're a blackout. I really wish Meredith had just accused Whitney of watching a movie. She's like, well, have you recently watched a rom-com from the past seven years? Because if you don't remember it. Oh, really? You didn't lie? Then how did Crazy Rich Asians end? The ultimate litmus test.

20:44and she's like, I own what I do. Meredith says, I own what I do. You know, I'm not gonna, I don't own things that I don't do that you create for me to say I do. And she's like, that sounds like a whole bunch of semantics. No, that's actually not what semantics means, Whitney. That's not the semantics. Just because she says words doesn't make it semantics. That is actually not the semantics moment. Meredith does semantics all the time, but this is not one of them. No, you don't even know what semantics are, you dummy. God, Whitney. Whitney arguing is like pissing into a waterfall. It is so fucking funny to me.

21:20So Meredith's like, well, I own my truth. And Lisa's like, you know what? End it there. That sounds like the truth. Yeah, just end it there. Sounds truthful enough, stupid Whitney. Okay, Lisa, I want to talk about you for a little bit. No, we were talking about Meredith being drunk. Let's keep talking about Meredith being drunk. He's like, uh, no, we're going to talk about you. So Lisa may have skipped Angie's RV trip to hang out with Ben and Blake. And when the time came to defend herself against fanciful tales and legal drama, she definitely showed up. Does Lisa love her life? Yes. Does her clarity lunch raise more questions than answers?

21:58Yes. Are we going to roll a clip? You bet. Take a look. Ha, that was a good bit. And it was a clip package of Lisa being like, that's messed. Dismissed! Dismissed! Those cases were all dismissed! Hi baby Gartas! Eeeh! Eeeh! Eeeh! Eeeh! So, uh, Andy is like, Heather, do you still consider Lisa to be a risky friend? She goes, yes I do, because I think she plays with really high stakes, and she's gonna fight to the death, and so like, it's her way or the highway, and I think that makes her a risky friend. What chat GPT response with that? She plays with high stakes. What? She's going to fight to the death, huh?

22:40Lisa Barlow. It's your way or the highway. Lisa Barlow. No one plays with higher stakes than Lisa Barlow. Okay. Thanks for the preview of the new James Bond. She's back. She's playing with high stakes, and she's taking no prisoners. Risky friend, Lisa Barlow. I just don't get it. I think it's just as she's saying risky friend because she's going to like, well, what does it mean to be a risky friend? Does it mean that you're friends with them, but they're going to like they're going to turn on you and like take you down? I guess that would be a risky friend. But I just don't understand with the way that Heather has responded, how that makes her a risky friend at all.

23:21Sort of like these generic sayings that she's sort of strung together in a way. Yeah. I mean, I think what she means is like Lisa is going to be your friend. And then the second she's mad at you, she's going to go dig up all this dirt on you. And she's going to blah, blah, you know, put it out on TV. And how can you be friends with somebody you can't trust like that? But, I mean, the trajectory of the season was Heather pretending to be Lisa's friend and then being like, you're a risky friend. I can't be friends with you. And then turning on Lisa and accusing her of doing all this stuff and following her around screaming on a boat about, you know, all these crimes that she supposedly committed and everything else.

23:55So, I don't know. It's a lot of projection from Miss Heather. Miss Heather. Yeah, it really is. But she's dressed like a couch today. And I have to say, Heather did make a very smart move. Because she's getting on my nerves this season. But I do love a couch. And... You know what Heather looks to me like? You know those horror movies where there's some sort of awful thing that's under some sort of sheer thing? And you pull and you pull and you pull and you pull. And then a skeleton pops up. That's what it feels like. I just want to pull at her dress and see what gets revealed. Yeah. Very scary.

24:29So Heather is like – so Lisa says, well, I think Heather can be snaky. So for me, if you think I'm a risky friend, I think you're snaky in our friendship. She's like, what? When have I ever been snaky? Tell me one time I've been snaky to you. So Lisa goes, yeah, well, farting while making up for a camera, that wasn't meant for anything. That was snaky. That was snaky of you. She's like, Angie brought that up, though. She goes, no, because you told her to bring it up. And Meredith says, yeah, because she was encouraged to bring it up. And she's Angie. She's going to do what she's told to do. We all know that.

25:06And she's like, yeah, you told her it would be funny. She goes, yeah, but I thought it was funny. So? She goes, yeah, but that's sneaky. So now we find out that Heather is the one who told Angie, oh, you need to bring that up on camera because that shit's going to be funny. And Heather doesn't really deny it. She's like, yeah, but it was funny. She goes, no, that's sneaky. That's sneaky behavior. Telling Edgy to do something and saying, like, it'll be funny. Just say it. That's snakey. You're snakey. You know what you are? Snakey. And answer's like, but you've told multiple, you know, you've told multiple people.

25:37And now you're confirming. She's like, but I'm just saying it as a fact. And you left at the airport. And you said Heather told me to do it. And she said it would be funny. And you know what that is? It rhymes with bakey. It's snakey. It's snakey. it's also first firsthand evidence uh not that we need any of how they're producing the show right oh you should bring that up on camera because that's that'll be a really funny moment it's like yeah it is a funny moment and it was funny that it was brought up but it's like just can you just like can you just be you let them be them and like let be authentic rather than like like telling people what they should or should not do on camera you know yeah um because Lisa would do it anyway.

26:20Look, Lisa eventually would have done it anyway. She would have gotten so upset that she would have been like, you know what, your husband farts while he makes out with people in bars. That's it. I've heard that. But also, I mean, Lisa, like, you are the one who said it. So Heather could have, you know, Heather did apparently tell Angie, do it, it'll be funny on camera and stuff like that. But Lisa, you are the one who said it. So, you know, we can't blame Heather for everything, although it is fun too. So, Angie's like, yeah, but, oh, Heather's like, but I did think it was funny. And Lisa says, yeah, but you know what?

26:54We're not even in the best position, but I wouldn't have done that. I would say it to her face. Like, I would say it behind my hair to her face. But you were saying, I don't do that. I'm a good person. And that's why I responded. And I did it to your face, not behind your back. And he's like, no, no, no. You were saying, I never do this. I never do that. Things like that. but you know you don't think it's snakey to hold your hair in front of your mouth and to say that about her you were the original snake in the sisterhood oh you know what when you're ready to listen and not talk talk over me and tag team because you're like codependent in your responses and actions you have to tag team you have to like what is it like two snakes what it's like two snakes you're snakeys i love lisa i think really found her groove when with the whole are you ready to listen bit that she did multiple times because that did it was like a different vibe for her because normally lisa's vibe is like i never said that and this time she's like are you ready to listen when you're ready to listen i'll talk are you ready to listen heather's uh heather's saying yeah but um i mean that's really rich that we tag team i mean you two i don't need to tag team i don't need to tag team yeah you don't think you tag team with Meredith, yes you do.

28:10I'm fucking solo, honey. Oh, you're solo. Yes, I'm solo. I'm solo, right, Meredith? She's solo, see? She is a solo. Here, here, you say the so part and I'll say low, okay? So low.

28:26And Heather just rolls around. We are not a tag. Team, we're not a tag team, sorry. You know what you are, Heather? You're Sneh. Okay, we need to work on it. We need to work on it. We need to work on it So Meredith's like My version of a space is different than Lisa's version of a space So therefore there's a different time In between our words coming together You know the word was snakey It was snakey So I say snakey and you say key Okay let's try it again Snake Okay well you know what That was closer That's if we had three people But we just have two people. We have to keep it to like two syllables.

29:10What about if you say, okay, well, what about if you say snuh, and I say eh, and then you say kuh, and I say ee? You know what, Meredith? When you're ready to listen, when you're ready to listen, call me. When you're ready to listen, though. We just stand up for ourselves, okay? And others are like, then why is she writing for you so hard? She's writing for you so hard. It's not writing for me. It's called being a supportive, loyal friend. Yeah, she's a She's a family who She's a whore from New York with a family that poses I'll say it And I mean that as a compliment Yeah, that's exactly how it's meant That's exactly how it was taken This year my Christmas card said Merry Christmas, wiggy wiggy From the whore family of New York With a family that poses I mean, did you watch the last episode, Heather?

29:58Writing is a very Utah thing Well, you're not from Utah So you would know. So no, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, but you are from Utah. Oh, sorry. You are from Utah. So you would know. That's what I meant to say. Thanks for not correcting me, non-tag team people of my team. Anyway, you're from Utah, girl. I was reading notes. I was reading notes. I can't be expected to do everything. Okay. You're from Utah. You would know a thing about Utah things. I'm not from Utah. No, I'm not. No, I'm not from Utah. You are from Utah, girl. No, I'm not. Utah's gross. I mean how long have you lived in Utah You're a real housewife of Salt Lake City You lived here 25 years in the sisterhood Yeah but guess what My DNA is not Utah Okay well what is your DNA It's Kit Kat's Diet Coke In New York Thick and through always My DNA has red pigtails In a braid okay Cause my DNA is Wendy's You know what Wendy's doesn't have a state It doesn't have a state It's universal, but if it did have a state, it'd probably be New York Yeah, you just stopped trying to be so frosty Guess what?

31:08It's like trying to push a square into a circle And the square's a burger from Wendy's Yeah, you know what? You know how I know what my DNA is? Because there's a company called 23andMe They used to just be called, like, 23 But then they got a picture with me So they started calling themselves 23andMe Like, they're so impressed with themselves They wouldn't do that for someone from Utah Utah's gross Like did you know that spelled backwards Utah means ha-to Like whatever Guess what you know what DNA spells You know what it stands for The D stands for Dinkins The N stands for the New York Knicks without the K And the A stands for Astor Place That's all New York baby Yeah it's from New York And Andy's like So Mary do you agree with Heather And Mary's like that Lisa's a risky friend Absolutely absolutely How am I risky Mary Okay, how am I risky?

32:00You know what? I want you to answer. Side examples, please. She's like, okay, well, let's start off with, you're a little bit delusional. Okay, does anybody want to define what actual risky friend means? Because this doesn't make sense either. She's like, you're delusional. And that's why you're risky. Because you believe things that aren't true. Like you just said, you live a different life from all of us, which doesn't even make sense. And that's just sort of offensive. I mean, that's sort of offensive. I have a painting of me being held by Jesus in my church. What do you have? That was paid for by a lot of snap benefits.

32:33So what do you have, Lisa? I have snaps too. Like I was like really into snaps. Like, yeah, like snap bracelets. I kind of invented those when I was a kid. Yeah. So I don't think that makes me risky. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

32:51I think a risky friend is like a Christopher Walken character in like a crime movie who's like hey uh i got a thing going on will you help me with this thing will you just pick me up in the car at this time in front of the bank uh that's my christopher walken but i think that's i like when you just got out of bed today and you're like you know what today is going to bring a christopher walken i don't care it's going to get in there

33:21it's going to get in there somehow god damn it what i need is to have the car in front of the bank and when i show up no questions just hit the gas and that's it to me that's a risky friend because you're getting me involved in your bank robbery that's very you don't even have to go into his movies i mean look up natalie wood's death you know christopher walken is literally a risky friend okay like you do not want to go on a boat with christopher walken was he i'm not even making a joke he's like with with what's his face um hold on let me look it up no not jack wagner Not Park overall either Don't even say it Can you imagine Jack Wagner He's like all I need Is a life preserver for Natalie Someone please He sang that song right What I'm saying Robert Wagner The theory is Robert Wagner Threw her overboard after drugging her Because she was having an affair with Christopher Walken At the time That's like the Guess what I'm going to say both of them risky friends Risky friends That's a risky friend You went on a boat You know your friend Didn't come back that you might have been Having an affair with that's a risky friend A risky friend You know who's a risky friend Jen Shaw Jen Shaw's a risky friend because she's a criminal So that's a risky friend But like Lisa is a risky friend I just don't I'm open to it I'm vastly open to it.

34:53But like, I just, you need to provide your receipts, your proof, your timeline, and your screenshots. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think, look, being friends with a real housewife is a risky endeavor in general. You're all risky friends. That's why you're hired. We say that as someone who has befriended various housewives and then they get canceled. That's a great trick. That's a great skill that we have is befriending and then being like, oh my God, we hung out with so-and-so. Everyone in Crabbins land, guess what? We just hung out with so-and-so, and then the next episode, they say something racist, and we're like, just kidding, everyone.

35:24Yeah, take it back. We're risky friends. So Lisa is like, you know what? I wouldn't be insecure. I think that was a delusion. I wouldn't be offended by that because I do lead a different life. Like, I lead a different life than you. Sorry. Sorry, you guys. And Meredith is like, well, I don't think, I think everybody lives a different life from everybody here. and I don't think there's anything insulting behind that. There's nothing insulting. My mattress is clean. I live a different life than Heather Gaines. It's not an offense. It is what it is. And Mary's like, but how it was said, that's just not how it was said.

36:02And then Heather turns to Angie and goes, see, and this is not tag-teaming. I'm like, but you're tag-teaming with Angie right here. I just don't think tag-teaming is not a new phenomenon. Like that's sort of like the big thing. I'm sorry. Was there anyone on this show who had a meteorological event named after their tag teaminess? Was there anyone named bad weather? Bad weather. Bad weather. Talk about risky friend. You're literally bad weather. That's the definition of a risky friend. You're like, you can blow my hat off. Chanel from a store that wouldn't really let any of you in says, It says, Whitney, why were you so eager to bring up the lawsuits at lunch on the RV trip without Lisa being there to defend herself?

36:49Oh, well, it's because she didn't want to talk about her own stuff. Tag team. Tag team. Well, I don't believe you were away at work. I think there's a different reason. I don't know what, but you've never missed a girl's trip, and you've never missed an opportunity to film, and I don't believe that you were... Whitney are you going to finish your sentence I wasn't talking You were Tag teaming You were tag teaming And I've never seen you post a picture Of Ben Affleck Well You know We don't talk about Ben Affleck On this TV show because he was the original Tag team with Matt Damon And we don't approve of tag teams in this sisterhood Well do we have to post anything.

37:39I mean, if a tree fell on bed off like in a wood and Matt Damon wasn't there to post it on Instagram, bed off like dead under a tree in the woods or what? But you know what? Like, I do work and I do do amazing things. Like, Heather's been to events of mine, okay? And Whitney's like, but I thought you were in Miami recovering from a, you know, a feast lift. No, no, I was there working I was there working, how dare you How dare you Wait, you thought Lisa was in Miami Recuperating from a facelift This is good stuff Yeah, cause I saw her I had sawn her She said she was with Ben Affleck to one person And then I saw pictures of her in Miami But then I saw pictures of Ben Affleck in Miami And I said, Lisa got Ben Affleck's face in Miami And then the first photo I ever seen Lisa post bare face, no makeup, and she looks so beautiful.

38:37I'm complimenting you, Lisa. Why did no one just go on the internet and see where Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were that day? It's just the easiest way to cross-check. I had a dream last night that I was friends with Blake Lively, and then everyone in Crappens got mad at me. Like, how could you be friends with her? I'm like, but she's pretty and famous. She said she'll do the crappies. you gotta do what you gotta do talk about a risky friend she took a picture with me at a party we're best friends no that's lisa and lisa is very well first of all the whole like okay i thought you got a facelift because i went online and i saw a picture of you bare faced with no makeup on so i assumed you got a facelift i don't think that that's what i mean every picture i get of people with the facelift they're either in bandages like hey look, I just got a facelift, which we don't necessarily need to see guys, by the way, or they're like with the full face of makeup, trying to hide the, you know, scars and stuff.

39:40I've never heard the accusation. Like you're a bare face. Like you got, wouldn't you have seen the marks if she got the facelift? I don't know. Why are we worried about it? And if she did get a facelift, how much was it? Can you give us a discount? I would love one. I want to look like Blake Lively. So Lisa's like, um, you know what? I'm going to show you my picture of bet affleck in my phone because i know him i know him look it's a picture then she shows a picture of lisa when she's in like the ninth grade next to bet and the picture is like from 2017 see proof the proof is in the pudding you just ate the 2017 pudding stupid why did it look like it was from 2003 it was from 2017 we had like good cameras in 2017 on our phones but it was all grainy and like washed out and the colors were weird i love that that's her proof that She was with Ben Affleck a few months ago.

40:29A picture from 2017. You know what the funny thing is? Instead of saying, hey, my friend Lisa's a baddie, and she's done really cool things for 18 years because she's a true New Yorker. That's her DNA. You'd rather denigrate it and say, I don't believe her. I don't think she's there. If I did that with every single one of what you guys did, the list would go on and on and on and on. Yeah, you know what? You know what I need more for this group? I need more people saying, you know what? My friend Lisa's a baddie. My friend Lisa's a baddie. I have to point this out that right before this, Whitney goes, yeah, but there's a lot of good doctors in Miami.

41:07And Mary goes, well, he wasn't a good one. Fuck off, man. How does no one tell Mary to fuck off? Like, honestly, she's so funny on this show. Like, from an audience perspective, I love it. But how is no one just like, fuck you, Mary, okay? You're the, what are you hiding under those gloves? What are you hiding? I think they just feel bad for her because of everything going on in her family at the moment. But like her time will come. No one likes it when someone's more popular. And Heather will come for Mary soon enough. So. Well, it just doesn't make sense. Why are you upset that her son? Why are you feeling bad for her that her son's an addict, but you don't feel bad for Meredith that Meredith is an addict, according to you guys?

41:46Like, come on. This is like firsthand addict. It's only it's only it's only it's only we only feel bad for it. If it's someone, you know, come on. If it's a child. So Lisa's going on about like, I wish people would call me a baddie and be like, lift me up and like praise me for the work I'm doing. So Angie's like, are you saying that anyone here who's done cool things that you've only done like one or you only have one half franchises or I could count your money. You are negative. You don't even do it yourself. So Lisa's like - Yeah, but I said that after you said, I don't understand my business.

42:20You said you don't understand my business and you called me Jen Shaw. That's why I said that you only have one and a half franchises. And she goes, you don't understand my business. Yes, I do. I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm a baddie. God. Go open a salon then. No, I open lounges and I'm really good at that too. I open up good lounges. And she's like, that's not a hair salon. Beauty industry is different from what you do. No, it's the same concept. Okay. I understand the service industry extremely well. Like for instance, when you open up a hair salon, you have to make sure you're stocked with like vita tequila and vodka and make sure all the nozzles are in and you need to have little soft ottomans for people to sit on when they got their haircut i understand pretty well okay okay okay well fresh from wolf is for sale online says veronica and by that i meant the domain name um says bronwyn why jump on the bandwagon and air out the variegous legal issues concerning Lisa instead of saying it to her face.

43:23And she's like, well, at that point, Lisa and I weren't speaking, and I have long hair now, and I don't have to answer this question if I don't want to, but I will because I'm an honest person, and honest people love to answer questions, and she'd block me on everything. She'd block me on everything. So how could I answer her questions? How could I ask her to her face? How could I do that? Got you. I got you from Wolf is for Sale, the domain name I mean on the internet. Got you. Nailed it. She made it very clear to me in New York that we were not friends and we were never friends. And she continued to say stuff on Twitter that proved to me that we'd probably never be friends in the future.

43:59So I didn't come with documents. I didn't research anything. It just was in the newspaper. And I never accuse you of anything. I said, this is what I read and this is what I saw and it's concerning. I can feel that way. I'm allowed to feel that way. Are people not allowed to read newspapers anymore? Are they not allowed to read newspapers anymore? But it was the denigrate my character. Denigrate. I've said it two times now. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, it was snaky. But you know what? The same way that you denigrated my character the last time I saw you. No, you denigrated your character with lies.

44:27Yeah, that was a lie denigration. You did it. You're really good at lie denigrations. All right. Well, you know what? You play with fire, you're going to get played back. Some would say you play with fire, you're going to get burned. You don't get burned. The fire actually plays back with you. It's actually really sweet. It's actually, you're like playing a card game with fire. You're playing a card game with fire. You ever see those movies, those videos? It feels like a movie, you know, of like a kitten and like a, you know, like a lion playing. And you're like, oh, my God, you would think that one would eat the other.

44:56But they are actually just like friends. That's like you playing with fire because fire is playing with you. It's just so sweet. So what are the facts, Lisa? What are the facts? Do lions play with chickens or is that AI? I just can't tell anymore. You know what the facts are? That I have one pending case, which we hope to have resolved as summary judgment. and there's one case actively being litigated and you know what? I gave it a side of honey mustard and it's much more comfortable now and the rest are dismissed and I wasn't worried about it and I don't know why anyone else was worried about it.

45:28I just didn't get it. Wait, why can't you have judgment in the winter? Why does it have to be summery judgment? Okay. You know what? Just shut up with me. You're so stupid. My God. So dumb. Don't denigrate the judgment. Okay. You're literally an idiot. But a summary judgment would mean that you'd have to pay them. That's what it means because you say you're richer than all of us and you owe hundreds of thousands of dollars. And she's, you know what, denied. You know what, deny. If I had a stamp, it would say deny. Deny. No, that's not what summary judgment, Bronwyn's like. That's not what summary judgment means.

46:02She goes, yeah, yeah, huh. Because I've won a summary judgment before. And you know what, Bronwyn? Your case was very different than mine because I wasn't in a criminal case. I had a civil litigation. And you know what? You've been sewed. You've been sewed. You know what? Whatever you say about me is to deflect you. And you owed these people money, and you were paying them back, and that is the truth. You're not paying them back. Okay? You're not paying the people back the money that you owe them. Denied. Denied. Denial. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. What is it? But, I mean, if you're not paying them back, then that's a bummer.

46:37You should. You should. But you do owe them money. I mean, it doesn't matter where rivers are. It doesn't matter where the river is. You owe the river money. But you have criminal allegations. You have criminal allegations. No, I do not have criminal allegations against me. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. And you don't understand the law. Even though you went through, like, yeah, because you went through it all with the law. You don't understand the law because you don't know the law. You fought the law, and the law fought back with you and played with you like fireplace with people. Yeah. Mine was actually dismissed with the judge, and yours was dismissed because you paid those people back or you're trying to?

47:07That's not true. That's not true. It's denied. It's denied. Do we have any proof that Bronwyn's stuff was dismissed? Because Bronwyn is still so squirrely about talking about what all that stuff is. I thought her stuff wasn't dismissed. I thought they made some kind of agreement and then it was sealed. It was dismissed? I'm so confused by the whole Bronwyn case. I need clarity. I need clarity. Please. Anybody. But Bronwyn's very good at this because they still don't get it out of her. And she just keeps on nodding until they all agree. She's just like, you know what? It's a very different situation Yeah, but you know what?

47:43It's a very different situation That's what I said, Lisa No, it's not, it's what I said Why is my head shaking? Why is my head nodding? My God, my head hurts Oh my God, my threads My threads just came undone Her face just falls to the ground Got her

48:01So Andy's like, okay, well you're both telling me what each other's situation is Well, I'm not going to do that I'm going to tell you what my situation is and like, okay, we have all of our cases against us have been dismissed, which means we basically have won them all. And there's like one pending litigation, just like one stupid little pending litigation. And that's it, you know? So you never owed anyone money and they just made it up to be mean, Lisa Barlow? That's what you're saying? I don't know why you're all worried about it other than the fact that like, you're just like, whatever, you know?

48:31Well, the same reason you're worried about all of our lives. The same reason you're worried about all our lives. That's why. You know what? Bronwyn just got here and the bottom line is like last year you lied about me and said i said i faked i i said you said that you faked okay you lied about me and said that i said that you faked a miscarriage to someone that i said i didn't say it no you know what don't say another word about it because we've decided we've decided we're not going to talk about that anymore we don't talk about things that i don't want to talk about only things that i want to talk about no no no no no we're only going to talk about it say a half word and meredith does the other half the word no i have abided by the truce and you and and that you and i said that we would leave families alone bronwyn you've been talking about family what are you talking about i mean i guess she was talking about merida's family technically not lisa's but whatever come on you hypocrite i think lisa bringing up the miscarriage again that's like i'm like what are you oh lisa you're gonna because what's gonna do is it's going to sidetrack the entire conversation as it actually does into you said you wouldn't say that and now you've said it and it becomes something else entirely it's like i was like Like, Lisa, don't bring up the miscarriage thing.

49:35Like, let that one just die because it's not going to serve you right now. Yeah, but Bronwyn's saying because you are the one who's worried about our lives. And she's like, no, I was never worried about your life. You asked me to go talk to the mother-in-law or whatever, the kids of the parents, and then you accused me of saying all of this stuff. I wasn't into your life. You told me to go into your life, and then you accused me of all this stuff. And Bronwyn's like, no, you're not allowed to talk about that. Well, stop putting her in the position where she has to defend herself with it. I mean, I don't know.

50:07But she's like, you were the one who lied about saying that I said that you had a miscarriage. Which is so this show, by the way. Just that line in general is just so this show. You said that I lied about you saying that I lied about miscarriage. You said I had a miscarriage. Barbara Walters. There, Snakey. Snakey. Well, okay. Okay. You said you and your husband said you would piss on my head every private conversation. you denigrate my character because you're denigrating my character. Hold on. Okay. By the way, I forgot to mention, I went to a house because I looked at a house with the salt on SLC people and I went into the den and there was a grate in the den and I said, denigrate.

50:43There's a denigrate right now. Guess what? Yeah. That's called wordplay. Yeah. See, yeah. Don't want to be, uh, okay. Well, okay. I have, I don't know what that metaphor was, but I have said nothing about your family and I've said nothing about your children and you continue to bring my daughter up And I don't care what version you want to say. You can just keep on doing it over and over and over again. Okay. No, I'm not talking about your daughter. Okay. It's an example of your bad behavior of the daughter you didn't have. Okay. Well, you know what? See, that's not going to help. Cause like using an example that involves my daughter, it's speaking about my family and I have begged you to stop and I've told you to stop and you keep on, you keep on going forward.

51:16No, I'm sorry. Every time you do it. No, to me, no, because you, you're the one accusing her of being a liar and she's saying, no, you're a liar. And this was an example that you lied. Just because your daughter had something to do with that example does not mean that you didn't lie about it. I'm sorry. I'm giving it to Lisa on this one because she didn't say anything bad about the daughter. She didn't. She's just saying, you lied. You accused me of doing this thing regarding your daughter. That's all. And if your husband can sit there and say all this mean shit about Lisa all season long, then your farty ass husband can take the payback.

51:49Todd doesn't get to come in here and be a part-time housewife. If Todd wants to come on and shit talk everybody else and say horrible things about them, then they're allowed to watch the show and then say shitty things about Todd. That's true. And she didn't say anything about your daughter. And Todd can handle his goddamn self if he wants to. Well, conveniently, just the other week at BravoCon, a fan sent me a video of you talking about my husband. You were body shaming him, talking about how fat he is, how small his penis is. And I have the video the fan sent me. I am so angry that you talked shit about Todd on a video that here I'm gonna put it here for all because I'm so mad that people are spreading these lies about Todd and I want America to see these things that there's that you're saying I cannot believe that you would say that Todd is fat America go look at him look at Lisa saying that Todd is fat can you believe it can we can um Andy could we roll the video I I labeled it bitch tits okay great thanks thanks So the video comes up These people at BravoCon These fans are so shady Filming Lisa from in between two other people As Lisa just openly shit talks Broadway And Lisa's going Yeah you know what It's because Todd I didn't even know if that was Todd It was like his belly It's like so big He has like boobs He has like hairy boobs I think they're called boobs Yeah you can't even see it he probably can't even see his own character his belly's in the way of his denigration

53:22you just didn't say one thing about my husband you've been at tiktok comments you've been on twitter you continue to this day that's a lie which it's not a lie lisa you have fucking been doing it i wish lisa would just say yeah well he's talking shit about me so tell your husband to shut up first well i mean up until we were in greece you were saying my husband was a dirty old man and a pervert. Yeah, because he is. You were saying that he's going on airplanes and looking at pictures of other women and flirting with him. Yeah, because he is. That was actually you. You accused Todd of cheating on me.

53:55Yeah, that was you. And then you denied it the next day. No, that was you too. You accused Todd of stealing cherries from the top of a Sunday before someone's ready to give it up. That was you. That was you. Yeah, it was you. Okay, well, you know, stop accusing me of doing things that I'm accusing people of. Okay, Lisa, okay. So now Bronwyn's like, nobody looked up your husband's ex-wife. Nobody needed to look up my husband's ex-wife either. It's like, you know what? You care a lot about John Barlow. You care a lot about John Barlow. Well, I care because you talk about my husband nonstop. I mean, nonstop.

54:27So I'm going to bring up John Barlow then. The truce is over then. Yeah, but I don't talk about your husband. You know what? But I can start. I can start. You know what? Let's talk about Todd Bradley, the dirty old man, Todd Bradley. the dirty, dirty old man Todd Bradley. Let's talk about it. His penis is under his fupa and everybody knows it. How many times do I have to tell you to stop talking about my husband? This is the clip. So then we come back to President and Bronwyn's like, you know, you've continued after our truce to speak about my husband and you're saying it right now. You're doing it right now, Lisa.

54:59Yeah, because he's a dirty old man. So whatever. Okay, you can laugh all you want. Yeah, I'm laughing. It's hilarious. You can laugh all you want. Okay, do not talk shit about Todd. Okay, we are in a wonderful, wonderful relationship. That next episode, I'm going to reveal that we are separated. Yes. Yes. I love Todd so much. Andy, can we roll that FUBA clip again? That would be great. I want to stand up for Todd again. I just love him so much. Okay. Well, you can laugh, Lisa. Yeah. Well, hold on. Ha ha. I laughed. Okay. Well, you can do it again. Ha ha. God damn it, Lisa. Stop laughing. We had the truth.

55:34well i did think that you guys had a truce you guys still doing your truce at all well yeah but i've abided by the truth but lisa continues to break the truce at every turn she breaks the truce annie she breaks the truce it's a true speech it's a true speech it's a true speech speech beautiful speech okay let's get to the facts what facts how how how have i broken the truce. I'm talking now. I'm talking when you're ready to listen. Well, I'm talking too. How have I broken the truce? What have I said about your husband or your children? What have I said? You won't let me ta - ta - Meredith. Ta - ta.

56:13Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just - Aches. You won't let me ta - Aches. Ta - Aches. Ta - Ta - Ta. Okay, you do the first part of the word. I'll do the second part. Okay, what I was trying to say was talk. French Wolf. Thank you, Meredith. Thanks a lot. Thanks. We had a truce, okay? And since that truce, the only thing I said was to Brittany, and I was relating to her on something about Bronwyn's behavior. And just like after our truce, you know, do you remember the truce? Anyone remember the truce? No? I was just doing the second half of your words. Sounds like a snake. It sounds like a snake. Is that Heather?

56:54Are you making a Heather sound? Snaky, snaky. Am I doing this right? I'm gonna get it at some point. We're gonna tag team. We're just gonna tag team at some point. Okay, snaaa - Cake. No, okay. You do, okay. Snaaa - Xcube, Xcube. Snaaa - The califragilisticexpedalidocious Subjection Dismissed Case dismissed Okay, this has been entertaining to watch YouTube But like, what do we have to stop about Todd? Um I really forgot where we were But you know what? After I saw your husband say he wouldn't piss on my head If my brain was bleeding or on fire You know what? That's not very nice Like, if my brain was on fire, he should piss on my head Like, does Would anybody else's husband like to offer to piss on my head?

57:50Because that's what a true gentleman would do. Like, who says that they wouldn't piss on a wife's head? That was so rude. That was so mean. Excuse me, Andy. I need to keep on saying these things. No, but you hadn't even seen that yet. And that was in Greece that you were saying those things. You can't use that as an excuse. Well, I said your husband's a dirty old man. You know, like, you know what? Gat Dick Sucker went viral. It's not my fault I went viral. I'm sorry. You know what? You should sue TikTok Because they'd love me there You know what? It's your fault when you look at me in the eye And you say I don't want to speak about my husband Or my children And you say great me too And you continue to parade yourself out here As the wrong victim When you're the one doing this to my husband Yeah And what is wrong with sucking your husband's dick?

58:38And Brom was like not a thing Not a thing, wouldn't do it But it's not a thing It's not wrong It's not wrong It's just gross I mean Andy if you could imagine Sucking the dick of the person that's always mad at Dennis the Menace I mean sure you know Some people are into that some people aren't There's nothing wrong with it that's for sure Walter Matthau needs to get his dick sucked too occasionally Do I do it? Occasionally But wouldn't suggest it Wouldn't suggest it Can we roll the soup a clip My response was to the fact That she said I don't work And I said, well, I do work. And she said, well, you should get a job and pay those bills.

59:18Because I work very hard. I work so hard opening lounges. Do you know there are children in this country who don't have access to lounges? It is my mission to open up a lounge in every single town and community. That's what I do. I'm trying to get poor children American Express cards so they're allowed in lounges. And you know what? That's a job, Andy. And it's a job for the people. Leave no child behind from a lounge. That's what I say. Lounge no child behind. Yeah. I want to make sure that they have access to really overcooked bad acts every single morning for free.

1:00:00Yeah. Well, you know what, Andy? There's nothing funny about this. The only thing funny is that you and I are equal in this. Because we're not equal. And I've done nothing to you in this regard. I've stayed the fuck away from you. She goes, exactly that part. You know what? I've stayed the fuck away from you, too. You know, but those videos weren't me talking to you. They were talking to me, people at BravoCon. So maybe you should stop stalking me, you know? Well, and I told you up below deck that I was like done with you and I meant it. And you don't. Like you talk about my husband at BravoCon.

1:00:27Imagine being at BravoCon where people love you and want to talk to you. And you want to talk about my husband's dick. Like get a fucking life, you know? Yeah, but you know what? Go ahead, Ben. That's what people wanted to hear. That's what people wanted to hear. They came up to me to BravoCon and asked me about it. because your husband was threatening to piss on my head if it was on fire, okay? That's why. And you know what? In the galley, you cried and you said, I'm fucking sorry. And you accepted my apology and we held hands. Remember that? They have footage of it somewhere. Let's show the footage.

1:00:54I look so good in that footage. Show it. Here's the footage. You think that the footage is going to be like, I am so sorry. I don't know how we got to this place. And I don't want to be in this place. I don't know what happens, but I love you. And I feel like maybe I lash out because I love you so much and it's my trauma and I have to deal with it. But I love you more than anything. And instead, it's like, hey, I'm really sorry about that before. Okay, talk to you later.

1:01:26Overall, I think Lisa's in the wrong. This, I have to say, but God damn it, I don't care. Sorry. so Bronwyn's like yeah but I accepted your apology and then you go back and do it again yeah but Bronwyn you also do and that's why I can't care because Bronwyn is exactly the same she's like I won't come for you anymore immediately comes for you after you know okay guys we need a truce to not talk about anybody's marriage oh guys by the way Seth was probably cheating in New York on Meredith you know like come on now yeah and he's like alright two rights don't make a wrong situation because Lisa does break the truce a lot and um and so then this is how we this is how we get into problems on the housewives in the world because lisa lisa breaks the truce so then brahman gets revenge by doing something in return it's like no just don't do that just yeah like keep keep your keep your high grounds that we can use it at the reunion yeah hello there this is a two-part recap okay this is the end of part one So thank you so much for listening to this.

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