#3184 RHOP S10E16 Part Two: Rocky Roads

0:21Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. this is part two of a two-part recap if you're like hey wait a minute i didn't hear part one guys it's because we put out a lot of recaps go back and listen to part one okay it's before this one bye enjoy the show i was just gonna say i just don't feel like dancing to bruno mars again like oh my god have you heard the new bruno mars song and now see i don't hate bruno mars like you do i actually do like bruno mars but um this new song i heard i heard it the i mean i'm assuming I heard it actually when I was with you at Gracias Madre. I heard it. It is every Bruno Mars song.

1:00Do you write songs that don't sound exactly like the other songs that you've written? Because it sounds exactly the same. Let me guess. It's a song where he is in the chorus going to strain for a high note when he really shouldn't be. There's always a point where the chorus has an option. It's a roller coaster. where it has an option to go back down and said he just goes up higher. He always strains. And then is the song made for weddings and bar mitzvahs? Yeah. And does the song try to cash in on retro sounds? Yes. Yes. It's kind of like a 50s thing where he strain sings. His throat hurts. I'll tell you one thing.

1:44I do like that Locked Out of Heaven. I do too. That's a great song. Wait, is that new? Which one is that? is that new oh yeah I like that one too yeah yeah yeah that's not new I also like despite myself I think I'm gonna marry you now that's one of his most but I do like the song the song that launched a million flash mob yeah no see I like Bruno Mars but yeah anyway sorry Bruno Mars sorry you got you got a stray there so Ashley's like well do you know so Ashley's like do you know that she wasn't going to come to your wedding until she knew that Wendy and I were coming to your wedding that's a flashback uh Ashley's starting shit and of course it worked because nobody in their right mind would care you know your wedding's out of town you know I think especially when you have an out-of-town wedding you don't get to be like you didn't come to my wedding yeah because you had an out-of-town wedding but also when you've actually gone to the wedding like that's you know she went to the wedding and she cried and she presumably got you a gift.

2:52And she also rearranged her very important business launch for Shio, you know? Like, and as a result, she just barely missed the cutoff to being in Forbes 100 or 5 ,000. I mean, yes. I mean, look, Stacey, for sure, full of bullshit being like, well, I had a very important business meeting. Like she's gonna launch Shio, like a regional weed brand. and you know they clock her on it that the save the date came out earlier than that that was shady view to book those business meetings but ultimately she came and she showed up and i understand it might be hurtful for jazzy to think that wendy i mean that that stacy only came when she found out other people were coming as being filmed but quite frankly you were would Would you have invited Stacey if it weren't being filmed?

3:43Well, that's true. Yeah. Would you even be getting married at that time had it not been filmed like you were trying? And Jazzy's like, and not blocking off your schedule was extremely hurtful. So for you to sit in my face and be upset about a number exchange. No, she went to your wedding so that she didn't do anything hurtful. And anything hurtful that you heard was because Ashley was trying to start mess. So mess with Ashley for trying to start mess around your wedding. She went to your wedding. So stop your business. She still wins. Yeah, and Stacey's like, well, I never knew that Ashley was coming to your wedding, which now everybody, now both the other ladies are like, whatever, Stacey, because we see Stacey and Ashley on FaceTime in a clip, and Ashley's like, I'm getting my stuff in preparation to go to Jazzy's wedding.

4:26And Stacey's like, oh, are you? You're going to Jazzy's wedding? I am. I'm going to Jazzy's wedding. Oh, so you're officially going to Jazzy's wedding? I'm going to Jazzy's wedding. Wow.

4:43So Stacey's like, I don't understand. What am I missing here? She says, well, what you're missing is the truth. At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And you could play games in this group, but the people who are your friends and your ride or dies don't play games with us. So now we go to the other car and Angel is fretting because she says, we put that GPS coordinate in all three of our phones and had the same directions. It's just not just my phone. And Tia's like, yes. Did it say Pike and San Isabel? And Kieran's like, well, basically they're lost. They're lost. They're lost. And Angel says, you know, owning Wonderland Outdoors, normally all the fishing spots that I take guests to, I am super duper familiar with.

5:25But this particular one, I tried to make accommodations for the large amount of anglers who were going to be on the water. So I'm just following the GPS coordinates to the high angler volume lake. and I'm just having faith that I will go to the right direction. Let me tell you, I'm a considerate person and I really am worried about the anglers. So, sorry, I got us lost, guys. The old angler excuse. Guys, I'm sorry I'm late. Lots of anglers out there. Unfortunately, this lake, I need to find a lake that can accommodate more than four anglers and it's really hard to find them. So, found one. she's like i don't know why it's taking me the opposite direction but it did until you just go oh jesus so now it's 12 56 p.m and monique's like yeah i don't think angel's gonna redeem herself with giselle and giselle's like no if she had sense she would have met me in the suite this morning and she would be like look let's go over what we're doing for the day because now it's your trip giselle and she would have gotten on her knees and she would have kissed my ring and then she would have said i called your mother and i got her pin number i mean monique's like Like, yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.

6:36But I do feel like we've been through the trenches, you know, and they're all saying how their trauma bonded and stuff. And now she goes, hey, do you remember when Wendy said her theory that she thinks an angel said something to Bobby and that Bobby may have said something to Chris? So they're back to this whole thing. Now this car is going to try and start some drama because they're stuck in a car. They're like, how are we going to do this season finale? We've got to fight. So now we're going to make it that Bobby said something to Chris. So maybe he was the mole. so Monique's like by the way I don't think that's a terrible theory I'm terribly bad theory you know I don't think it's a worst theory either but it's just like Ashley's like okay well now you should yell at her for being the mole of this stupid fight from two months ago it's like oh god come on it was cookie it was cookie we all know it was cookie and Kiana yeah well I don't know I mean I I suspect is cookie and Kierna, but I also think I get the sense that angel has a rapport with Bobby where she kind of talks about the show as if it's just like a trifle.

7:39She's doing like, Oh, the women, yes, they're so ridiculous. Look at them fighting over non-essential things instead of, you know, having a meditation or doing some self-reflection or being one with nature. Isn't it ridiculous how, how materialistic they are? I feel like she probably has that vibe with Bobby and I would not be surprised if she's like, oh, now the women are all piling on. Now Monique is talking about Chris in this way. I mean, as a former way, I can't even believe it. And then I can imagine Bobby being like, yo, Chris, they're talking about you on camera. Just heads up. Well, from what they've said about his relationship with Chris, he was Chris's mentor and gave him a bunch of clothes or something when he was starting.

8:18Yeah. Yeah. Chris was Bobby's. Yeah. Chris was Bobby's mentor. That's what I meant. and that was it. I don't, like, are they still friends? Do they still hang out? It sounded like it was back in the day. Yeah. I don't know. And also, Cookie and Kierna are just too suspicious. I mean, if they were a couple, their name would still be Cookie. Think about it. It's them. They're guilty. Kierke. Herky. Kuh, and then Kee. K-E-I. Kuh-Kee. It would still be the same name. That's their couple name. It's them.

8:55or Kierkegaard. Kierkegaard. Kierkegaard. I mean, Kierkegaard. You could do it that way, too, if you put Kierkegaard first. Kierkegaard. Either way, I think what we can say is that there are enough reasonable other paths for this rumor to get to Chris that I don't think that Stacey deserved to be roasted for being the leak. But it could be Stacey, too, though. That's the thing. with Stacy's always lying. But there's also reasonable doubt because it is reasonable that Angel said something to Bobby and Bobby may have said something to Chris. It is reasonable that Kierna may have just like chatted with Cookie and then Cookie got messy.

9:35So, I don't know. But you know, it's like when somebody terrible dies, do you really care who does it? It's like a mystery that nobody cares about. That's the thing. I need a better mystery. And if you're going to bring a mystery about up again that was already boring us the first half of the season, then at least give us an ending to the mystery. Don't just add a new thing to the mystery and then end the movie. What the hell kind of movie is this? Well, also, don't forget that the mystery really was only there to get Monique mad at Stacey. That's the only reason why anyone cared about how the news got back to Chris.

10:11No one inherently cares if Chris knows. They only care if they can weaponize it to get another ally onto the anti-Stacey side and then that flopped so the fact that you see bringing it up again it's like yeah but ashley's like reframing it now because stacy tried to get ashley laid with mauricio so ashley's cool with stacy now so now she's like remember that thing i tried to start earlier let's just let's just lob it over to angel and make angel fight let's make angel cry in the season finale let's do that i'm off of stacy now she tried to get me some rich dick okay so where were we here they are driving they're driving cars that's where we are it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial we see um uh ashley it's like well the reason i thought about it is because you know athletes like they do have a rapport from the past and you know athletes they tell each other things and bobby i don't even know if he sent chris a dm or something i mean i don't know but it could have happened and monique's like i mean i don't know monique's like really again yeah come on so ashley tells us that like no one else in the group could or would do that to monique but angel is a little bit of a question mark considering the fact that she and bobby sort of knew like no chris so she thinks it's possible i mean i think that i don't think angel would do it to stir up trouble i think she would share it with bobby because she just shared it with bobby and you know straight guys are super messy despite despite the reputation being on women straight guys are really really messy and so i yeah so i think it's this is you know i think it was bobby being messy now so monique is like well but he was you know he was texting stacy chris was texting stacy saying that you know i heard my name has been circulating in the circle and there's so there's already some sort of conversation and um and ashy then reveals that she saw chris which she had not mentioned to anyone up until this point, which is crazy.

12:13And she's like, oh, yeah, you know, I saw him, and I asked him, are you hooking up with Stacey? And she's like, yeah, I said, remember, I had the kids, like, are you banging Stacey? And she says that he kind of, like, sipped from a straw and, like, bulged his eyes, like, maybe. Oh, okay, Ashley. Okay, Ashley. So suddenly, Ashley has now this new evidence that she just, what? I could have sworn I told you. Mm-hmm. Okay, you're desperate. You're desperate. It's the end of a season that's had nothing happening, mostly because of you distracting the entire season trying to make something happen. And now you're going to try and do it again because you're desperate.

12:50I see you, Ashley. I see you. So she's like, what? I could have sworn I told you. And Monique's like, wow, that's wild. Like, still don't care. Yeah, Stacey was lying through her teeth. Ashley is a totally unreliable narrator. Let's not forget how basically NECA's entire season was you know undermined from the beginning because she relayed this whole story to wendy that neka was coming for her about like the shrines and the and all that stuff and uh i forget even the the nigerian terminology that was used but uh for like the taboo class or like the untouchable class but ashley went and took a benign conversation and then related to wendy totally incompletely and then was like, oopsies.

13:37So she's lost all credibility when it comes to spreading gossip. Yeah. So Giselle's like, well, no means no. No answer means yes. And more importantly, Ashley, why are you just now telling Monique? Why haven't you told Monique? I thought you told Monique. I thought Monique knew. No, you're in this with Ashley. I don't believe either one of you. And so Monique's like, look, even if even his response was messy, I mean, that was messy of Chris. And Giselle's like but i mean if he didn't bang stacy he would have said no why and she goes no we're talking about chris though and he knows what he's doing and she even said to me at dinner i never dated your ex-husband and all of i mean maybe they're just all liars then they're just all liars but they are i like that monique is like you guys are coming here trying to bring my husband who i just wrote a book about what an asshole this guy is and you're trying to bring my husband up as some kind of witness that i'm supposed to believe like are you kidding like who do you think you're trying to convince here yeah i love how it just keeps on flopping with monique monique is not taking the bait she's like yeah he's messy he'll lie he'll lie just to like like to yeah get people mad at people she's like no no but i don't i don't believe it um and so uh then in the other car they're still fighting about the wedding so wendy's like stand in this stacy stand in this She said, where's the lie?

14:57Stand in this. You want to set this thing of perfection? Stand in it. And Jazzy's like, the lie is in the fact that you weren't coming to my wedding until you fucking found out that Wendy and Ashley were coming. Wendy's like, there you go. There you go. And Stacey goes, I disagree with that. I didn't know. And Wendy's like, I called you. And I said, Stacey, you are going to look fucking crazy if you don't go to Jazzy's wedding. Did I not? And are you going to lie on me? because even when I said that, when, you know, said like that, like I have these things, I have this thing and this and this, whatever, I was like, that's your friend.

15:29And if your friend is getting married, you be at your friend's wedding. And I said that and I never wanted to say it to you because I didn't want you to feel hurt. But Stacey, I'm telling you Jazzy that, but Stacey, since you want to sit up here and motherfucking lie, I'm going to put it all out there. And she's like, you have the audacity. And they're like, oh God, come on, Stacey, about you big fucking liar. I don't care. I don't care that Stacey did that. I don't care that Stacey was like, I have something planned every day. I don't know if I can go to this wedding. I don't know if I have time to go out of town to a wedding.

16:00Yeah. I don't care. I'm on her side. I don't think that's such a crazy thing to say. And Wendy's always like, oh, and I stood up for you. How is it standing up for her being like, this girl never liked you. She wasn't even going to go to your wedding until I made her. How is that being someone's friend? This is from the Heather Gay book of like, I was such a good friend to you. Let me show you what a good friend I am. Pill popping alcoholic. Well, she's saying I stood up for you because when other people were coming for you, Stacey, I stood up for you. And you're making me sound like the crazy one when I was actually trying to say, look, you need to go to that wedding.

16:34She's not trying to make her sound crazy. She's not even talking to Wendy. She's having this fight with Jazzy. Well, I know I'm saying that from Wendy's POV, she feels like she's being undermined right now. I know, but that's what I'm saying. Like, Wendy's making this a big deal. It's not even about Wendy. And then Wendy's throwing Stacey under the bus for no reason and being like, oh, you're going to call me a liar. She didn't call you a liar. She's talking to Jazzy. Yeah. So now two hours, 49 minutes until flight departure is 1.13 p.m. And now there's traffic on top of everything else. The GPS has red.

17:14Now they hit the traffic. So Angel's like, well, I'm worried about the ladies. I haven't heard from anybody. buddy i'm gonna text them so karen is like yeah do they even have the right address so now we see the staff of wonderland uh working to get this together and and their car t is like well how much longer do you reckon that this is gonna take and nina's like um well i'm gonna need to call angel uh angel uh angel i can't hear you hello angel so now they can't hear each other to play the angel is now driving up a dirt road in the middle of nowhere and he's like oh it's gonna get a bit windy well we're just gonna get blown over oh my goodness so kiana says that they pull up to this campsite they're circling around they're not in the right place they're looking all around they're all around the pin there's no fly fishing there's no lake there's nothing so now they have to back out of this dirt road and have to get back on the road driving back and angel's like oh god this is gonna make me cry because angel just knows she just knows she's gonna hear it and it's just like i'm feeling bad for her now i mean she's she's so disorganized and she's she's really messing up under pressure she is not rising this challenge and so i'm shaking my head of her but i also know that like the poor thing this is just out of her this is out of her wheelhouse at this point this is out of her depth and they're so high that they're also kind of feeling sick and queasy because they're so high up at the mountains and so she starts crying and she's like i don't know if we can get there and then do fly fishing and eat and be able to catch the flight on time like angel's finally getting it time finally starts making sense to angel and he's like well just when you think of the lack of water would be where the story ends no we top that at this point i don't even care what mountain we're supposed to be on i just want to be on flat land please it's just it's just a total shit show so now we are at two hours and 45 minutes and 14 seconds i like that they're adding seconds today i know kiana is now like bent over in her seat and she's saying that she's trying to dry her ass because she spilled water on it

19:29add wet ass into this so then angel is really upset and so we go to the other car and um monique's like god have we even moved like what are we doing we still have an hour to go we're not gonna get there till two and ashley's like hold on that can't be right and jazelle's like let's be real ah it just this just keeps going up and now it's 136 and so i'm i'm concerned about going and like getting to the airport and now they're stuck in traffic it's just a mess so then giselle texts and she's like hey jazzy we need to stop at a gas station um so now back to the stacy and jazzy fight stacy's like well now that we've taken a pause may i speak i understand you being hurt and i can understand you being upset but if we're gonna keep it real and we're not gonna lie maybe we should just go back to why we didn't speak for such a long time and she's like are you even talking about stacy goes well i'm talking about when you were recording phone calls and jesse you were really crazy i'm not crazy we talk about a lot a lot a lot the girl buys and we were having a conversation about our friendship group and in the middle of that conversation something came up where i said you are being recorded where it said you're being recorded and i said to jazzy why would you record me i don't even have my full face makeup on and She goes, um, no, I said to you, I'm the one that brought it up.

20:53I was like, what is that? She goes, no, let me finish. No, she goes, but you're not telling the truth, Stacey. I'm the one who said that. Like, what is that? What's that noise? Why are you recording? Why are you recording me? She goes, can I finish? So I started to go over in my head all the things that we've talked about. And I was just like, wow, if you want to talk about hurt feelings, if you want to talk about length, if you want to talk about drama, if you want to talk about earrings, we can talk about that all day. Girl, you're full of it. She goes, where's the lie? Where is it? And she's like, if she wasn't my friend, she wouldn't record my phone calls.

21:26Are you fucking dumb? Are you actually dumb? Like, are you? And Wendy's like, what? Stacey goes, you're calling me dumb now. We both know I'm not. So you should calm down. I believe Stacey. I know, shocker, because I'm usually on Stacey's side this season. I kind of believe her because of the way that Jazzy was acting. Because when she goes, why don't we talk about the real reason where we had problems? And Jazzy was like, oh, please. She knew what was coming. she knew this was going to come and she was not liking that it was coming up and i kind of got the impression but why would you record the phone calls like who are you going to take yeah i don't know maybe maybe it was like an accident that's why both of them are accusing each other of doing it because i actually i didn't even know you could record phone calls like on the iphone record yeah i don't know maybe they were zooming i don't know what's happening they were on their old skype software.

22:19So Jazzy's, you know, so Jazzy's like, you calm down. You know, you act like you fuck with me and you have the audacity to sit your tall, beautiful ass. That's right. I called you beautiful and look me dead in the face and try to check me about giving Sharice my number when it was you who didn't come to my wedding. Oh, we've moved on to you recording calls now. Let's not try to take this back. This is better. And Stacey also reminds her, I came to your wedding. She goes, well, who didn't, who didn't come to like, like who didn't make plans to come? You didn't met, you weren't gonna come. Wendy's like, okay, stop fucking lying in this car.

22:51And Jazzy's like, until this woman said she was coming. She's like, I called you, I wrote for you, I write for all of you. Can I talk? Can I talk? No, this is bullshit. Okay, you're not gonna talk your fucking bullshit because you're on some bullshit right now. They're just all three of them going at it. So then it's two hours, 31 minutes and six seconds until the flight departure. So now we see somewhere in Colorado 23 miles from fly fishing. Oh, my God. They're still 23 miles away. Oh, my God. So the other ladies go to some kind of a rest stop gas station type thing. They're going to go to the bathroom.

23:30So they want to go get a snack. And then we go back to Wendy's car. And Wendy's like, okay, CGC on three. One, two, three. And then the driver goes, CGC. And Wendy's like, oh, thank you, driver. I forgot what CGC stand for. Was that Cool Girl Club or something? I don't know. So now they pull over and everybody's exhausted. They're all at a stress stop. And they're like, we need to feed Stacy. She's mad. So now we go to Tia and Angel in Kay's truck. And Tia's like, well, I feel bad for all of us, actually, because it's a girl's trip. And I feel that we've not really been together. And, you know, I feel that unintentionally it sends a message that we're not trying to send.

24:14You girls who don't want to spend time together. You see. Angel says, this is my trip. So throw me under the bus and say it's all my fault. And I'm just going to have to revisit where I have gone wrong. I'm like, you are revisiting it because you're back on the same road you took to get here. So you're actually doing that. How fitting is it that her business is called Wonderland? And that's all they're doing right now is wandering the land. The whole finale episode did kind of lend itself to that title. they're just on this journey, this never ending journey. Like it felt biblical or something.

24:46I don't know. So that the other ladies are, there's like a, they're at this gas station. There's a food truck, which by the way, they're so lucky that there is a food truck. Cause if you pull over for a snack at the gas station, you're not guaranteed any sort of food truck, but they have a food truck there. And so they're gonna, they're so scared of this food truck. I think the food truck actually looks cute but they're like whoa uh there's food being served out of a vehicle i don't know about this they're so apprehensive they're very very especially giselle very suspicious of this food truck they're suspicious of that they don't know what's going to make them poop and if they even want to poop at the rest stop but you know we've all been there that's actually you've all been like should i even eat that's going to make me poop do i want to poop here i don't want to poop here where are we going to poop should we eat should we poop first or eat first what should we do.

25:35Also, didn't they just go to brunch and aren't they on their way to lunch? There's a lot happening with the food. Did they even have their brunch? That's what I'm confused about because we didn't see any brunch. We just heard plans about a brunch. That's true. Yeah, I don't know what's happening. So, Giselle's excited because they have Fanta. And so, they ordered some food and Wendy's like, how do we go from a private jet to a gas station? Like, I'm dipped out in my Chanel and I feel like a tumbleweed is It's going to woolaquath my foot. The specificity of a tumbleweed on your foot. But also, why are you wearing Chanel the fly fish?

26:13I mean, listen, with all the money troubles that you're having, like you allegedly defrauded an insurance company to get more money. Stop wasting the Chanel. Save it. I just love the tumbleweed on her foot. I feel like there was an episode of Arrested Development where Buster was, like, complaining because a bird touched his foot. It's so funny. He's like, a bird touched my foot. So they sit down at this picnic bench and everything. I mean, it is so funny that they are shooting a full-on season finale scene at this plastic tables on the side of a highway. I mean, this is, we've never seen a season finale as low rent as this.

26:55And they all know it and they hate it. Because I think there's a part of it that as a real housewife, you know that there must be some competition with the other franchises. and know that your season finale, this is what you're doing for it. It's not glamorous. No one has a look. You're on the side of a road. There's random travelers with blurred out faces all around or eating pizza that you don't even want to eat, greasy ass pizza. And you're just so mad. Because also you probably had things planned for how you wanted to do your season finale. Stories that you wanted to bring up in front of the group.

27:29You know, issues you wanted to air out. things you were saving up all season probably ashley was gonna save that chris story for when they were all together at a big table yeah they're having to get all their season finale storylines out from the back seat of a car and it's just so sad so ashley calls angel amazing for us yeah so ashley's like so um where are you guys and angel's like well um it's gonna take us a really long time because um the pin that i followed took me on the opposite side of where we need to go and i we're like an hour and a half away and she's like two hours and then half the time it took we didn't even have reception it was so scary i'm gonna die please get me on fat land and ashley's like wait you've been in the car three hours why and angel's like somebody dropped me the wrong pin oh god and she goes so you don't know where we're you're we're going already and And Wendy's like, wait, don't you have a Wanderland company that you take people on excursions?

28:31And Mike is like, well, you've definitely done some wandering. So you've never done this before. So Angel goes, well, it's an exclusive location. So it goes, so exclusive you don't even know about it.

28:48And Angel goes, yeah, I'll take that. Look, trust me, I'm beating myself up over here. But we're driving and I thought you guys would already be at the experience. And Ashley goes, well, what are we going to do without you there? Say hi to the anglers. And Giselle's like, we don't fly or fish. I don't even know why I loosed the reins of taking over this trip. Because when I did, it's a disaster again. Like in flames. So Kiernan goes, this is like a$10 ,000 dinner experience. Did you see the footage of the guy dropping the steak into the charcoal? Girl, and it's only$10 ,000 because that's what Angel is charging for it.

29:22It's not like you would pay for this at the, you know, four seasons or something like we're getting this for free. You guys, this is angel saying it's going to cost$10 ,000 to have her friend cook a couple of pork chops on a, on a fire. So Ashley's like, why are you not cooking the fish that you'd be catching with the fly fishing? Okay. Anyway, go on. Add an hour to clean and get that. So Ashley's like, well, if we'd say that the four seasons, we would be together and going to the right place. And they're like, we know, you know, but now they're all kind of, they're all kind of shouting to the phone.

29:52I'm like, what are you doing? Where even are you? Where are we? What's going on here? Why are we so alone? Giselle goes, we're on the side of the road, which I don't do. I'm eating at a food truck, which I don't do. She's so angry. Although, by the way, personally, I think it seems so fun. I'm like, I would 100 % do that. I love that roadside attraction, you know, cool times. So Stacey's like, I'm drinking alcohol from the gas station. And Wendy's like, yeah, it's the gas station margarita, which honestly I've been selling this entire trip. So I'm glad we finally stopped for this. and Angel's like, but don't worry guys the experience is still there for you and she's like, do you know what time it is?

30:27It's 2 o 'clock are you kidding? And you don't even know where you are? they're like, how far is the excursion from the airport? and Angel goes, two hours and they're like, what? they're like, what?

30:43fucking ridiculous this is crazy so Monique's like, yeah I'm not going to make it So Giselle's just like, no, this is our trip ends. Yeah. This is where it ends. Yeah. And so they call the chef. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. I was gonna say, well, Giselle's like, how is Tia going to get to the airport? Like she's like, my friend Tia, because I care about Tia. I want y 'all to make sure that Tia gets the airport. I'm like, that's Tia. Tia lives in Colorado now. She's not going back to Potomac. She's stuck. Never happening. commercials here comes one right now

31:24now oh my gosh they decide to cancel this so they have to call uh the chef and the girl who's been the lady who's been helping the chef get all this stuff so they call them can i just point out this they just said this is a ten thousand dollar dining experience i can't believe you guys are going to miss this this is so glamorous and then we cut to the chef and he's cooking in front of a border body i didn't even clock that that's so funny he is cooking all of that stuff right in front of a border body so whatever i mean this whole thing and on top of that he's not even ready he's not even ready because no it's just cutting vegetables right now and he says i still need 30 more minutes so even if they got there the food wouldn't be ready for 30 more minutes angel calls and is like yeah they're not coming and she's like i'll explain why later and then you know it's like oh okay well chef change your plans ladies aren't coming and he's like that sucks it doesn't suck for the camera crew free steak lunch at least i'm close to the shitter am i right so um they're like wow this is really bad we went from jets to a private gas station so now they're like okay well it's still the season finale who's gonna fight and jesse's like i'll do it so stacy had a situation and she said that when i met sharice she was mad or she was upset because i exchanged numbers with sharice after sharice disrespected her but then wendy chimed in and said stacy you need to show loyalty too um because uh you didn't match it when it came to my wedding and she started to distance herself and she wasn't really talking to me until she felt the heat of this group and needed me for support.

33:09Giselle's like, Ooh, whoa, whoa, this is a good one. Yes, okay, I love it. Someone's angry at Stacey again, my favorite. Jazzy's like, I have taken your behavior on the chin since I've known you, okay, Stacey, and I have made excuses as to why I am still very loyal and why I still love Stacey, because I do see some good in you, but I also see a lot of bullshit. Giselle's like, ooh, excellent, make her full-time housewife, she's on our side. Better late than never. Jazzy's like so for you to want so much loyalty with Charisse at that point Stacy cuts her off and she says and that's coming from someone who'll be friends with anybody in this group to maintain any kind of spot.

33:49Jazzy's like no no baby no. It is a good call. A friend of everybody is a friend to nobody. Toodledoo sucker. Also hilarious how Charisse just can come in every season and push just the right buttons on someone and then be gone and they just fight for you know five more episodes yeah she's she does have that talent uh she's better off screen than she is on i have to say because she's she was kind of boring she i couldn't see why she got fired but man she still does know how to stir it up they should just pay her to produce i like shasha you know i i don't know i sometimes i have it in my heart like i have a place in my heart for the people who are so boring that i just like laugh at how like extra boring they are like shasha and angel and um you know i think shasha i also still remember what was the two seasons ago where shasha got so mad that she slammed a table i was like good for you shasha get into the mix yeah no yeah so now jazzy and stacy are going at it again and monique's like well look it's still her business that she wants to have a friendship with somebody and stacy's like i knew this would happen and when he says you started it and in all fairness you started it with the sharice shit in the car and i'm calling you out on that that's why i'm calling you out and you just kept on attacking her and stacy said how am i attacking her and she's like dude i just said in the fucking call did you not hear me and she's and jazzy's like stacy because you're trying to play the victim here so now they're you know telling stacy to stop being a victim and this and that and say it's like whatever i don't even know what you're talking about i don't know what i'm talking about what the fuck are you talking about i don't know why you're talking about i see i just said it back to you isn't that funny you're so smart so clarify well i am smart and i already clarified it to you but you don't fucking want to get it because you don't want to.

35:44Stacey, I have held you down, baby, but you're really on the wrong motherfucking turn. So Giselle's like, ooh, digging a hole. I love it. Digging a hole, digging a hole. She's like, I only say motherfucker except that I'm upset. And it's the gas station Mogolitas. So Stacey gets up and walks off. And so Ashley's like, what is she doing, getting her bags? So now Stacy's going to what? Take an Uber, I guess, for two hours to the airport. I don't know. So she's like, I'm done with you people. So Stacy is like, Wendy and I have grown so close and we are true friends. So to see her challenging me in this way is like a dagger in my heart.

36:25It's just too much. So Ash is like, Stacy, babe, where are you going? And so Ash and Wendy go after Stacy. And Ash is like, we're in the mountains, babe. Where are you going to go? You're not going to get an Uber. which I didn't even think about like there are probably no Ubers where Stacey is so they're like come on come on come on we're going to leave together it'll be okay she's like no I'm fine leaving alone that's what I'll do but you don't want to have any relations with anybody is that what you're saying Stacey and she's like I've tried to have friendships with all of you but Stacey this is what we're saying and I hope you receive it okay and she's like you screamed at me read me for filth you're not my friend she goes well when everybody in this group hated you.

37:06I had your back. I had your back. And so she's like, yeah, she did to me and everybody else even. And she's like, yeah, well, remember that I had your back. So Jazzy is now crying for what reason? I don't know. But Jazzy's trying. Because someone thought about not going to her wedding, but then also going to her wedding and probably gave her a gift. She's upset that it wasn't like a pure intention to go to the wedding the entire time. That could bring it to tears. I guess so Monique's just trying to be there for her but also being like can we just leave you know she's like oh my god so she's like I think that's gaslighting right now she's like well she was basically saying that Wendy was not being a friend to her yeah and Monique's like but like she told the truth and she's like Wendy you've been nothing but a friend and defended her oh my god you guys you're fighting over somebody who went to a wedding possibly not going to the wedding i mean what are you even fighting about this is such they're making such a big deal out of this non-issue fight and now it's turned into like who's a good friend has wendy been sticking up for i don't know that i would consider any of this sticking up for my friend being like like outing stuff that she told you whatever okay yeah this is at this point this is just um well obviously this to being about like i have been a friend to you and part of being a friend is that I tell you hard truths and now you're going to be like mad at me saying that I'm not was a bad friend but I am a good friend blah blah blah so Wendy has Wendy and Stacey have they they've got Wendy with that basically had said something like you know what fuck this friendship and she came back to the table but now she's saying you know what I'm gonna go back one more time to talk some sense into her and Jazzy says I really tried to give her the benefit of the doubt I really tried I'm like she went to your wedding not only did you give her the benefit of the doubt she gave you the benefit of a present so Wendy goes back to Stacey she goes okay well so here we are she goes this is really unfortunate I don't know Stacey I'm almost like at a point like in being your friend because like when we have a difference of opinion that's the moment you tell me I'm not a friend and it's like you don't take into account all the time that I've been there for you when nobody else has with your bad breath by the way is anyone going to bring that back for the finale anyone I'll do it and now it's raining it's going to start raining and Wendy's like the sky is literally crying because they're mad they're mad because our CGGC is falling apart you can yell at Ashley you can yell at Giselle but I'm asking you as my friend when shit goes down and when I'm honest with you don't ever forget what we have built even though I just read you for filth in front of a girl who's attacking you for a stupid reason that I started so Ashley goes over to them and what's hilarious is that like the two spheres of action are this like set of plastic tables or like a rock by the bathroom.

40:03I don't know. This is so gas station. I love it. I love this entire scene. And so Ash is, well, they're not, Oh, it looks like they're not screaming anymore. That's good. And Stacy's like, yeah, we're fine. So they have like this, Ash is like, can you guys hug? So they have this like cold artificial hug, superficial hug, maybe artificial too. And, um, Stacy's like okay she's like she's like I need to go back to the DMV I cannot be in Colorado any longer she's like well at least we survived and it wasn't as awful as all the other times I've been around these ladies she starts laughing so now we get their end cards Stacy and Timo are still going strong but have no plans to remarry as ink on the sealed divorce papers is too fresh but if they did Jazzy would not be invited to the wedding and Arabella would be the flower girl, Horabella.

40:58So they start joking. They're smacking Stacey's butt and saying that she has no butt. Now for Giselle, after a two-year battle, Giselle lost the fight over her father's will, which is such bullshit. That's crazy. So basically she got nothing in the will, which we all know that that is bullshit. That new wife is gonna get you. Watch out for the new wife. We all know this. That's crazy. Like, that man's love for his daughter was well-documented on TV. Like you just cannot tell me that he decided not to give anything to Giselle and her daughters. Like that is such bullshit. No, that lady changed it when he had brain, when he was having his brain issues.

41:34She went and changed all the shit. Yeah. No, I know. It's crazy. It's just so Craven. But one loss that did not overshadow is that Angel is now part of AKA. So then Wendy, three months after the Colorado trip, Wendy and Eddie were arrested for fraud. and they are facing felony charges and have convicted up to 15 years in prison. I was surprised they didn't add like a little thing, but their living room looks great. You know, like that would be so bravo to do that. It was so dry. It was just like, they're arrested. They're probably going to jail. Okay, next. That's like a shot of her in the gas station smiling.

42:10Like, do you think they have a stinker's bomb inside there? Just going to jail. Oh, so Ashley's second bloom has her second guessing Josh. Oh God. So she's still breaking up with and getting back together with Josh for storylines. But she is continuing to write the next chapter of her life, including a children's book, of course. Well, at least Ashley is not trying to write an actual book. At least she's like, I'm going to try and come up with 10 good pages. Did you see the name of the children's book? It was The Night I Made You in the Bathtub.

42:47Chocolate and Love. what was it what was it called coffee coffee and love no coffee was it coffee and love or coffee and whatever it's coffee and love in the morning gets me happy living and thriving not just arriving um then uh they're still driving and karenna tells angel angel i'm really proud of you for getting us down that fucking mountain because i was losing my shit i am so proud of you that you You drove not only up the highway, but down the highway. That was really brave of you. Good job. I've never been with somebody who's gone through three tanks of gas in one day. Such a good job, Angel.

43:26And she's like, oh, Angel's finally crying. She's like, oh, I feel like a masochist. Like this entire experience has been be stretching myself. And I've cried and I've worried about this for so long. And I've been planning it for months in the middle of moving. and you plan this for months? I don't think so. Don't think so. You know, everybody knows that you sometimes plan something and it doesn't go as planned. And I just hope that they're going to give you a little bit of grace. Just kidding. They're going to rip you to shreds. Good luck to you. Yeah, so Tia's like, I feel bad for her. She's fucked.

44:10then uh kay and greg are better than ever but she's still prioritizing her med spa business over marriage as if that was her choice come on yeah i like that they're making they're giving a positive car like pierna is just choosing not to get married to greg the picture frame remains the only bling from the jewelry store in her possession uh and then for tia tia and her sister are continuing to build their relationship and what isn't continuing house parties thrown by to his kids. At least that she's aware of.

44:46And Angel is saying that things are inconvenient in the moment, but I never dwell in the space of chaos and confusion. I move on. I'm a strong woman. I'm that girl. I'm a problem solver. I'm a healer. I've always been this. Knowing me is a privilege. Oh, goodbye. Bye, Angel. Nice try, Angel. I love Angel saying I never dwell in the space of chaos and confusion I never do that and the fact that Wendy said that I was the catfish you know what I was just thinking about it I think it was Ashley said I was the catfish anyway I don't dwell in the past at all get to know me so now Giselle is saying one thing I know for sure the grand dam would not have made it through this trip I promise you she's in a better place right now prison And then we see two months later.

45:41Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. We see quiet scenes around Potomac. We see a shot of the tally-ho.

45:51I like if they just opened a trap door in the tally-ho and Karen just crawls out like, I made it. I'm back, baby. She has a tattoo of the entire prison on her body. She's like, I use my experience to get out of there. She's like, I've tattooed the recipe for your waffles on my back. So Karen emerges from the jail. She has braids and like a little thing on her head. And some jeans. I don't think I've ever seen Karen in jeans. Now, this was the most disturbing thing. I was like, this was real. Karen is in big acid-washed jeans. What? I've never seen it. I don't want to see it. I didn't need to see it.

46:35It was disturbing. And she's traumatized. She's like shaking. She gets in the car and she looks back at the jail and she looks at the cameras and she's like. But mainly because we're catching her in jeans. I think that's why she was actually like that. I know. It's like, I can't believe you're catching me like this. And then we see next week on the season finale. Here we are sitting down with Karen Uger. Karen, did you drunk drive here?

47:05I'm talking about jail. Where is it hot? Yeah, Karen, it is so funny to me. She gets out of jail, but clearly someone from Bravo had to go into that facility first and mic her up. Because we hear her saying on mic, you know, saying, oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. It's a privilege. It's a privilege getting to sign autographs for all you good people. Goodbye, grand I'm out. So it's just so funny. Like, set me out of jail. But the first thing in business, first order business, make that money. Get that microphone on. And could you imagine you've been in jail for nine months and then you get into a car and there's a camera just right there.

47:41Bravo cameras right in your face. Yeah. Well, is she going to be at the reunion? Yes. All right. She is. How come? I think they're bringing her. I think I'm going to say the last episode to bring her out. Ask, you know, the women are probably going to ask her questions how she's doing. And I don't know. how come it's gonna be a ratings ploy i mean i'm gonna i don't know we'll have to discuss what the plan is with this you know next week it's just gonna be an interview i don't know if that's gonna be recappable or not but for sure we'll definitely be watching it and we'll we'll see how it goes but uh yeah we'll probably just talk about the interview a little bit on the uh first reunion episode oh yeah yeah yeah we'll just like catch you up i don't think we need to do a whole yeah I don't know like an hour of Andy talking to Karen I don't know that I need that Andy picked up his pen could you believe it Ronnie the way he picked up that pen it makes me so mad I remember when I was a kid I picked up a pen and I was like I dropped the pen oh my god what a funny story yeah I don't think we need that because it's going to be also a lot of Karen horse shit because you know Karen is going to be like but I don't know because I'm interested to see like is there a story behind the eyebrows because the eyebrows are crazy like do they do something to your eyebrows in prison what happened i need to know tell me everything i'm gonna definitely watch it so i guess we'll see about covering it next week but who knows you quoting j-lo's other ex because i need to know okay well everyone thanks so much for being here on this wild trippy episode literally and we'll be back later today with both marriage medicine and some Amazon live.

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