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31 Jan 2026 · 1h 7m · 25 chapters

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#3195 The Valley Persian Style S1E05: Dose of SkyRazzie

In short

In this episode of "Watch What Crappens," hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the chaotic world of Bravo's "The Valley: Persian Style," specifically focusing on the mounting tensions and storylines surrounding cast members Gigi and Reza. The episode features a recap of the events unfolding in Palm Springs, with Gigi’s confrontations, Reza's antics, and the overall dynamics of the cast taking the spotlight.

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Chapters

0:45

Critique of Gigi and Dennis' Storyline

The hosts discuss their frustrations with Gigi and Dennis' storyline and its impact on the show.

“We will put live streaming tickets on sale this or next week, I guess, on February 4th.”
4:40

Adam's Birthday Drama

The hosts narrate the chaotic events at Adam's birthday dinner, highlighting Gigi's behavior.

“Like you said, the rest of the show has so much promise.”
7:40

Gigi's Unruly Behavior

A detailed discussion on Gigi's antics and her relationships with other cast members.

“He's like, but it's my birthday, though.”
13:20

Reza's Observations

Reza shares his thoughts on the dynamics at the club and his interactions with a waitress.

“I just don't know if I can care about a fuck boy who looks so much like Christopher Waltz.”
14:01

Discussion on Christopher Waltz

The hosts discuss their thoughts on Christopher Waltz's appearance.

“I totally think from inglorious bastards.”
14:31

Kitchen Conversations and Relationship Insights

The cast discusses various personal relationships and marriage stories.

“so um it's the next day in the kitchen tanin by the way all this time i've been calling her Tannen, but I noticed that they were saying her name.”
18:07

Gigi's Struggles with Anger and Support

Gigi shares her struggles with anger management and childhood support.

“Though she faced serious allegations and a restraining order in 2025.”
21:41

Friendship Expectations and Communication

Discussion on expectations in friendships and communication issues.

“So, okay, so now MJ and Greg are talking about how they don't understand why Amir and Natasha aren't with everyone because they could have just been at the, why did they stay at a hotel?”
24:45

Gigi Confronts Dennis About Their Past

Gigi confronts Dennis over their past relationship and ongoing issues.

“And then you make her pay because it's like another birthday brunch.”
28:00

Conflict Over Dennis' Invitation

Exploring the fallout from inviting Dennis to a group gathering.

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29:00

Gigi's Dilemma

Gigi reflects on the complications of inviting Dennis back into her life.

“And I feel like I made the wrong choice by asking him to come to Palm Springs.”
30:51

Medium and Ghostly Conversations

The group discusses the impact of a medium on their relationships.

“She's like, well, it was more like about the two of them.”
33:13

Emotional Insecurities

Natasha and Amir navigate the complexities of love and loss.

“And he's like, how are you feeling, bro?”
36:22

Racing Excitement

The group heads to the racetrack for a thrilling car experience.

“I'm at a racetrack once a month at least.”
37:49

Confrontation with Dennis

Gigi confronts the tensions surrounding Dennis' presence at dinner.

“And whatever she says to do, I'm going to do it.”
42:00

Dinner Confrontations

Tensions rise as friendships are tested during a group dinner.

“And I think after I was yelled at this morning, I can't even look at his face right now and he gets to be part of our dinner that I invited him to.”
43:08

Setting the Table

The group engages in a humorous debate over table setting etiquette.

“Reza's like, you heard it here first, folks.”
45:06

Apologies and Complaints

Gigi's apology leads to discussions about the food and personal grievances.

“So Red's is like, I'm going to set the table.”
47:28

Valley Lifestyle Debate

The group debates the merits of shopping at upscale grocery stores versus local options.

“start of the meal i mean jesus so now um everyone's like hey greg thanks for cooking the steaks and sky's like oh i mean it's chewy it's chewy steak you know maybe it's from aaron but it's still chewy It's still chewy.”
49:45

Tensions Flare Over Valley Living

A heated argument breaks out over opinions on living in the Valley, leading to personal attacks.

“So, I mean, Whole Foods, if I'm feeling like really extra, but I draw the line at Erwan.”
53:09

Jewelry and Dog Controversies

A discussion about jewelry and an incident involving a dog leads to accusations and tension.

56:00

Jewelry and Valley Loyalty

Explore a heated discussion about jewelry purchases and social dynamics in the Valley.

“like they don't know exactly what's going on it's very disappointing and very out of character but So Valley.”
57:26

Dinner Table Confrontations

Witness escalating tensions and confrontations at the dinner table over personal opinions.

“I really couldn't care about what other people think.”
59:39

Escalation and Aggression

The conversation turns aggressive, with physical threats and emotional outbursts.

“Gigi's just going to make it about herself and act like Sky just...”
1:02:09

Divided Opinions on Conflict

Discussion of differing perspectives on the recent conflict between cast members.

“Gigi and then walks in we did the trailer breakdown for this in the fall or in December whenever it was and we were I love this.”
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0:20Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Is Persian Style! I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hello. How's it going? Good. Everybody, we are gearing up for the Golden Crapies. It's our yearly award show for all things Bravo. It's happening in Hollywood on February 27th. So get your tickets. They're selling. They're almost sold. So get them. We will put live streaming tickets on sale this or next week, I guess, on February 4th. That's also the same day that voting for round one happens. We've also got a newsletter now over on Patreon. It's free to everybody. So if you just want to read kind of a blog of the week, that's pretty fun.

1:06Go check that out on Patreon. Patreon is also where you find bonus episodes like the Traders Recap we just finished. And video recaps for all of our episodes. And ad-free listening is all over at Patreon. Thanks to everybody who's with us over there. You know what? Sit. What? Whoa. Whoa, that's it. Okay. All right. So the Valley Persian style, we are in Palm Springs and being trapped in an insufferable storyline about Gigi and Dennis that no one in the audience cares about because they just introduced this character out of nowhere, did not build in any sort of stakes, and we're meant to actually care about the fact that he's here.

1:48We're meant to care about whatever her past is with him. And we have to sit through Gigi just trying to be relevant on this show with whatever her situation with Dennis. This is, I'm going to say this right now, this Gigi situation with Dennis is going to drag this show down. Like this is, this is going to kill the Valley Persian style. It's just, she has nothing going on. It is this, there's nothing like organic or interesting about this. Like he should have been a cast member from the beginning. So that way we saw inter cast member friction, but they just dropped this guy in and we're supposed to care.

2:19We're supposed to care. We're supposed to be frustrated that he showed up. And, oh, my God, he's at the house. We got to be nice to him. But no, but Gigi doesn't want him to be at the house. Now we got to get a hotel room. I'm like, I don't care. But, I mean, Sky and Tanin, okay, I'm in for that. Like, I'm in for that all day long. Love that dynamic. Love Sky. Love Tanin. Yeah, you know, look, it's like when I am told, hey, do you guys ever cover, like, you know, just got out of prison and now I'm married? or whatever those shows are. And I watched one. And my only thought while watching this couple on the show was you're both gross and I don't care.

2:59I would rather you were both in prison, frankly, than have to watch you on my TV. And that's how I feel with Gigi and this guy. You're both gross. I don't want to hear about Gigi's fucking dildo business. I want to hear about, I mean, I don't care. So that's why I'm with those two. But the show is still pretty fun. I'm like watching the dynamics of the marriages and stuff like that. This was the week that the OGs really, and I'll separate MJ from this because she was not bad this week, but Reza and Gigi both kind of gross this week. And like right back to their old ways. Gigi's been at her old ways, but like the full like I'm going to attack a cast member now.

3:35Oh, great. I'm going to physically assault somebody on TV. It's like great, Gigi. Have you guys learned nothing from your getting canceled? Reza just openly screaming at a woman. like guys, this is why you were canceled. Get it together. This is your fresh chance. Yeah. I just think it's, I think the issue is that like the Valley, the OG Valley is compelling because you have all these people dealing with stuff within their own relationships and within other people's relationships as an intro relationship situation. And this show has that and it's building that. And then you have everything being put on pause that they built the first few episodes to deal with this completely fabricated and uninteresting situation with Gigi.

4:23And it's kind of like it's pushed everything out to the sides and whatever is compelling about the show, like doesn't have room because of this. And I think this is a total misfire on production's part. It almost makes me be like, Gigi shouldn't have even been on this reboot. Like that's how bad I think it is for the show. Yeah. But whatever, we'll get through it. Like you said, the rest of the show has so much promise. That's just the annoying part of the show is Gigi. So they're at Adam's birthday party. We're at the restaurant that we got married at, which of course has like purple lighting and statues everywhere.

4:57It's very this show. And so they're there. And Gigi's just lost her shit at the guy that she brought for no reason, basically. And so Adam follows her out while she goes to smoke her 18th blunt of the day. And he's like, girl, she's like, I'm not trying to do this on your birthday, but I thought he was going to roll up with like roses and apologies. And I was expecting that and not like I don't give a fuck, man. Like, what is he doing? And then MJ is like, listen, Dennis, even if you told me you guys are 100, OK, I would always have to say what I said to you. He's like, I understand. I respect it.

5:36I don't really care. I'm just here to get my paycheck. so Gigi's like I was disgusted when I found out about Dennis trying to get with my friend but then I sort of put myself in check a little bit because I'm like well I only married him to get back at my ex but I didn't do it with one of his friends you know so like that's fucking different I'm like um so much better you're a disaster get a job for me to show up and then you don't tell anyone I'm coming and then I get sabotaged I get sabotaged at a restaurant with purple lights. And this guy goes, yes, yes, I understand. Very hard. He's like, yeah, and of course I'm going to react the way I did.

6:16I mean, you should have told him we're not cool. You should have told him we're cool. You should have told him we worked it out and I was coming. And this guy's like, she never wants to take responsibility, this girl. And every time she knows that she's in the spot, she has to explain herself. She gets angry. She acts up. She smokes drugs in front of children. It's not era one behavior. So MJ is like, good for golden Nessa for walking away so that she can diffuse a stressful situation. That's not, she didn't, Gigi did not walk away to diffuse the situation for the group. Gigi walked away to be dramatic.

6:49So that way the cameras would follow her. So she'd be like, I'm so mad right now. Okay. Like, let's not act like she's, she caused the stressful situation. And then she left everybody else to deal with it while she smokes a blunt outside. Yeah. And, uh, she's like, yeah, the old Golnessa would have hung around and smashed some bottles in your face. Which is the problem with being people like Gigi. It's like, wow, she's doing so great. She didn't assault anybody. Wow, guys. I know the standards are so low. Yeah. I have something on my nose. I said, what was that? It was like a crust. That's disgusting.

7:25It was a good crust. I wish. I wish, too. That sounds great. Oh, my God. God, that sounds amazing. Yes. Doesn't it? I did my bagels. So I'll have a bagel later. Okay, so anyway, we're back outside and Adam and Gigi are talking. And she's like, he fucking deserves it. And he still doesn't even see it, Adam. He still doesn't see it. He's like, but it's my birthday, though. Like, it's my birthday. You could have done this on some other day, Gigi. You're my best friend. Since when are Adam and Gigi best friends? He says that like 10 times in this episode. I'm supposed to believe that Adam is best friends with Gigi.

8:00I know. Like, where did this come from? And why is Adam's birthday so precious? this non milestone birthday he's like i can't believe this disgusting guy showed up at my birthday it's like oh you're talking about reza no that's my husband oh are you talking about any of the guys on this show no those are my best friends too are you talking about dennis yes so they go back at the table dennis is like i'm just very disappointed in my friend this evening and you best be making this up okay where's the waiter i want to talk to the waiter i'm so upset right now so gg and adam come back and gg's like god bless weed you guys because it just makes you okay with everything it doesn't make you want to kill anymore because that's my thing i love to kill i love knives god bless marijuana okay so let me get this straight dad wants her out the money train is going to stop dennis is rich and lives in an eight million dollar house and he's her business partner ex-husband and she needs to move and now he's here at adam's birthday dinner math the person math okay this is like person math and it's adding up it's a guy who barely is caring about what's going on here like me she's like you know life is beautiful now huh you know look she's high she comes back she's high like nobody gives a shit like okay that's fine you create a scene you go you get high you come back what are you gonna do Like, that's crazy.

9:30You can't even go into everyone acting like that. It is true. And everyone acts like Sky is such a bitch. I mean, Sky is moody and stuff, but Sky is the only one calling shit like it is. Like, who are you people? This woman, like, does drugs at someone's house, like, where there's kids there. Then she brings some loser. She's on OnlyFans. She's selling dildos. She's starting this whole thing at dinner. And then she just goes out and does more drugs. And then everyone's just like, okay, let's be mad at something else. Like, hello. is anybody focused doesn't gg i feel like gg for years and years has reminded me of like the kid in the nerd group who like sort of does something like she's like like she learned about what like how to be a rebel so she acts like over the top as a rebel to all the fellow nerds but she's not like inherently a rebel but like i always feel that way like she's like it's drama club she's the girl who's like i got a joint yeah and that's why i bring up the yeah and that's why i bring up the only fans thing like obviously i don't care if you do only fans and sell dildos it's just so stupid because it's gg and it's like of course gg it's like of course she's gonna do like whatever's gonna make her edgy like i'm on only fans now you guys have anything to say about that because that's what i do and i don't care if you guys have a problem with that i sell dildos with my face on them this is what i do you got a problem with that i'm gonna smoke a blunt right now jenner it's like oh god violent watch out i love knives it's gonna be dangerous for everyone i'm scary where's my leather jacket it's like okay big rubble yeah so um reza is like okay i want to express my interpretation of sky's feelings i've been sitting here waiting for 45 minutes and my husband wants dessert and they haven't brought my wine who gives a shit about these two i couldn't care less about their relationship.

11:25I said that all in Farsi, by the way, and everyone's laughing. They're like, yeah, basically. The audience is feeling. Yeah, exactly. Bamsha is just like, they're not bringing dessert. Where is it? What am I supposed to eat? This gay cake? Come on. I don't need tabouleh's dessert. Come on. It's my tabouleh. So now they go to a club. They go to some club and they're all dancing. They all look exhausted. They're like, Like we're too old to be doing this, but the production wants us to do this. So they're drinking, they're partying. Reza Jackson meets a girl named Courtney, who's a cocktail waitress.

11:58And he gets her number and everything. And he's like, we're in Palm Springs. I mean, the only single person at the establishment with us is Golnasa, who like, you know, she's like not hubbied up, but like she has a man with her. So I don't want to be like the 11th wheel, right? So I think Courtney's sweet and she's cute. And it's not a play to make Gigi jealous. But if it does, good.

12:23enough yeah I don't really get this guy either I have to say I don't get the point of this guy it's like he's bait for gg but he's just he's kind of a non-entity really for being so cute I'm surprised yeah he's not terrible like he's not I'm not like I feel like sometimes these guys come on the show and I put on like a little cap and I'm like fuck boy alert everyone and here's the reasons why they're a fuck boy and i tried out the same tired reasons every single time i mean how many times can everyone listen to me be like this is what they do they say they love their mom they say they're taking a juice low and i'm i have done that with this guy but like well this guy's not subtle either you know some of the guys like we actually think seem nice and so it's like no they're a fuck boy guys trust us but this guy is just like yeah i'm a fuck boy who cares and he's also so close to being like retired out you know what i mean he's about to like in la terms like he's like so ready to be put out to pasture almost that it's like okay who cares you know it's just like watching someone one time when i was a kid i was drowning but nobody believed me so because i was so close to the edge of the pool and they thought like i they're like just grab the side of the pool but i couldn't because i couldn't breathe and i feel like that's like watching his um his fuck boyism it's just like it's drowning but nobody nobody's really willing to accept it but I know.

13:42Yeah. I just don't know if I can care about a fuck boy who looks so much like Christopher Waltz. I'm like, it's just that Christopher Waltz is the actor who was in insufferable bastards. He just sort of around. I'm like, it's Christopher Waltz with a beard on. And I'm like, I don't know. Oh, that guy, Christopher Waltz. I totally think from inglorious bastards. Look him up with a beard. Look him up with a beard. It becomes Reza Jackson. well i thought what i said was rude you just really topped that one yeah this guy's like a skinny moses with the beard he's very handsome though yeah he's a handsome austrian actor it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so um it's the next day in the kitchen tanin by the way all this time i've been calling her Tannen, but I noticed that they were saying her name.

14:39It's Tannen. Yeah. Tannen. Yeah. I'm so sorry, Tannen. You're one of my favorites and I don't even know how to say your name. Um, so RJ, they're in the kitchen and Tannen's like, you know, when you guys got married, was it more like a spontaneous let's do it? Or was it just like, you guys didn't want to do that? Cause she's talking to Dennis and he's like, yeah, well we went to Vegas for a birthday party. And then like, we were on the way to the airport and then we were going home and we're like, Hey, you want to get married on the way home? So like, we went up going to a drive through and then like i had a ring pop and that was like a candy ring pop that was like the ring and then the taxi driver was like a like officiant it was like really amazing so outside uh gg and sky are talking and uh sky's like so what's the story with you and this loud person and she's like you know i was hoping that he would shift gears like he's just like finding every way to say i did nothing wrong and like hearing you guys have the reaction like like it's not just me it's like fuck you know what i mean like thank god you guys were here to give a reaction so i could like see like it's not just me it's not just in my fucking head you know i was gonna literally go to a nearby military base at 29 palms and drive a tank all the way down the highway to palm springs and then just drive over him in his stupid car because that's what i do when i'm angry i get violent and this guy's like okay well you know you really have an issue expressing yourself you know because you get really crazy and angry and you lose it but like not in a fun way in a oh kind of boring and sad way you know you should work on that you know why it's because i don't know how to express myself without fighting because i never learned no one ever supported me to be sad like i was never allowed to be sad.

16:27Oh, God. So now we get Gigi's monologue where she is just angry because no one supported her as a child. You are literally still being supported at 40-something years old, ma 'am. So what she's saying is, I wasn't... When I would start to cry, my parents would do things to make me happy, and that's a result. I don't know how to actually be sad. That's their fault, which is why I can't have a job, because part of getting a job is feeling sad. It's like, what are you talking about? So she realized that she had an issue, guys. Like, what really was her rock bottom was when she physically attacked Reza in 2016.

17:09And then we see 2016, her rushing Reza and then being held back and hitting Adam with the flowers or whatever. And she's screaming, fuck you! And by the way, by the end of this episode, she's physically assaulting somebody again. So we're really seeing the whole Gigi's learned her lesson thing. Well, don't forget Adam's famous line. Ow, Gigi. Ow. Gigi. Gigi. And I've been through so much anger management and a lot of therapy. And with Dennis, I need to calm myself down. But the anger just creeps in. Skye's like, well, eventually you're going to be in trouble. And she's like, I know 100%. And then I'll be in jail.

17:55And I'll be running all the jail gangs because that's what I do because I'm so violent and angry. I don't know how to cry. How has Golnesa not been in jail? As of early 2026, Shots of Sunset star Golnesa has not been reported to be in jail. Though she faced serious allegations and a restraining order in 2025. Oh, this was from Paulina. In March 2025, a former co-star Paulina Ben-Cohen filed a restraining order against Gigi following an alleged physical altercation at a Los Angeles mall. Oh, at the mall. Oh, geez. Beat her up at the mall. It's probably Fashion Square. You know, the one on Woodman.

18:35You know that's that mall. That's how Gigi gets to the place. How dare you come for the valley? Okay, bitch, meet me at KB store. KB toys. so meet me where strand books used to be hot dog on a stick you're gonna be on a stick meet me there at 3 p.m meet me at the saddest dairy queen in town wait is that fashion square no i think that's the burbank one okay never mind go ahead so reza is so dennis speaking of jail dennis is saying that he slept in jail because he was on like a couch and reza is like well so i guess that conessa is cool with him being here so i guess i have to be nice to him now and i just want to see her in a good place with him and where the money can flow and work their way back to being good friends because bitch has a bad credit report so gg comes in and just shrugs at dennis like she has no idea why she's there even though she's the one that has infected this entire place with him and so um mj is making breakfast and um gg's like mj's over here cooking breakfast for him like martha fucking stewart and i'm worried he thinks that everything's just swept under a rug and everything's hunky dory right now because it's not and we need to talk about it to rekindle this friendship so there's breakfast tabbouleh is there really there's breakfast fucking tabbouleh i cannot can we normalize just like making breakfast does not make you Martha Stewart?

20:04Like MJ has cracked some eggs and put them in a pan and she's like, she's like Martha Stewart over there. No, she's just making eggs. Can we just like not do this every single time? So she's just like Mel from Mel's Diner over there making eggs for him. Kiss my grits. That's what I say to Dennis. Kiss my grits. R.I.P. to Polly. What's her face? Holiday, how dare you? It's not my fault. My parents never taught me to learn people's last names, especially character actresses from the late 70s and 80s. The reason I can't control my anger is because Ben doesn't know Polly Holiday and it makes me crazy.

20:52I'm sorry that I don't celebrate that holiday, bitch. Bitch. So RJ comes out in his underwear and I like him a lot better. I mean, the guy is fine. The guy's so cute. He is cute. He looks great and he knows it. And if he just stayed in his underwear, I'd be fine with him. So, I think why I'm not like, I don't get like fired up about RJ that much is just like we said before, like it is what it is. He just, and he doesn't, he doesn't pretend to be anything but, but that I got like mad at him earlier in the season when he went on the date and then was saying that he was trying to be squirrely. and saying that he's not a fuckboy, he's just promiscuous.

21:30And I was like, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. But now that he's just leaning into being a fuckboy, I'm like, fine, just be the fuckboy, be a fuckboy. Yeah, we need fuckboys. This economy doesn't run itself. He's hot. He's hot. So, okay, so now MJ and Greg are talking about how they don't understand why Amir and Natasha aren't with everyone because they could have just been at the, why did they stay at a hotel? They could have just stayed at the house. I'm like, they are not staying at the house because they don't want their children to be exposed to all of you guys for an entire evening, okay?

22:04A little pool time in the afternoon is one thing, but like a 24-7 around this group, no, they're going to protect their children. Yeah, it's like, we're worried about them. So MJ calls and they're like, Greg goes, we're worried about you. Where are you guys? And Natasha's like, yeah, we have children, okay? That's where we are. We're dealing with three fucking children. what are you doing so then um sky and tanin are talking tanin are talking and um you know sky's asking if the communication between her and greg is improving and tanin says that she she there's been some improvements aka a porsche that arrived at her doorstep um and then she says oh by how's your communication with bombshot and sky's like oh you know same shit every day you know we do communicate but then again at the end of it i'm like i don't know i'm not seeing any results you You know, it's like buying the same kale salad at Erewhon and expecting a different dressing.

23:00You know what I'm saying? It's like going to Whole Foods and expecting a quality salad from Erewhon. It's not going to happen. So, and Tony, it's like, well, what can you improve? Can you improve something on your end? And she's like, well, I know exactly who I am and what I am. And sometimes I get to the point where I'm just like, I don't want to deal with it. So are you saying that your expectations are too high? Yes, but is it my problem for high expectations or a person for being low and not reaching expectations? You decide. You decide. So Tanine enters a new piece of evidence to the case about why Sky fucking sucks to her.

23:40She says, well, Sky's expectations are very high. And I think it can't be a one-way street. Okay, because on my birthday, they put my gifts in her car. And then she said, can you bring it? I said, can you bring it over to my house before you go home? And she goes, no, I'm too tired. And I had to have an Uber go and pick up my gifts. Just little things like that. You just don't really care about others and, you know, the way you want people to care about you. So she's saying that they had a birthday party somewhere. And Skye volunteered her car to be where the presents could stay. And then Skye was like, now you got to come get them.

24:10Yeah, she's like, I'm going home. I mean, maybe she would have brought them the next day. I don't know. But she was like, no, you don't need your present right now. You get your present when I tell you you get your present. And so I kind of think that if someone has been left as the steward of your presence, the nice thing would have been for Sky to bring them over to Taneen's house. But I think actually it might be a little bit more on Taneen to go get the presents because Sky's doing something nice by babysitting them. I mean, I guess. I don't know. I don't care. No, what you do is you make a brunch out of it.

24:45You say, let's meet for brunch. And then you make her pay because it's like another birthday brunch. Yeah. Right. At Erewhon. Yeah, I'm into that. So let's meet at Erewhon, and then we'll do the exchange, because then you'll get her out of the house with that. Yeah. So now Gigi approaches Dennis for yet another talk. So she's like, for some reason, last night you were like a hamster on a wheel, and you were constantly bringing up my past. And, like, for all of those people that are here, and they know me, and they know I used to do crazy things, Dennis. They know I used to be crazy, but they don't ever hold those things on me because I'm just not that person anymore.

25:20Okay. You're literally the same person that we met like 15 years ago, whenever it was that you first - You're holding an ax. You're holding an ax right now. Yeah. Dennis is like, were you not bad to me as a whole relationship treating me like shit? Like everyone was like, why is Gigi acting like that? She goes, I don't know why you're trying to go off on me about me. You want to talk about something? Talk about yourself with him. Talk about yourself with Reza. He's like, no, I'm trying to explain. He's like, stop bringing me up when I'm bringing you up about me. Don't do that. So then Gigi's like, well, that was all flashbacks.

25:52Sorry. But Gigi's like, is there, the reason why I can't tell if it's a flashback is because Gigi is just, she's talking about Dennis being on a hamster, hamster wheel. We're on like a fricking Ferris wheel with you. That's filled with hamster wheels. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And she goes, is there a reason why you keep bringing up my past when we're trying to talk about what you did to me in the past? And he's like, well, I'm not going to sit here and let everyone just try and badger me. Like I'm a bad guy. She goes, well, what were you expecting? He's like, fairness. Fairness. They were being fair.

26:23She's like, no. It's like, no, because they weren't being, they weren't because they don't know the whole story. So how can it even be fair? It was supposed to be that. He's like, you may not remember, but we had to film the whole scene at a restaurant with floor tiles on the wall. And we buried the hatchet. And we said, we're gonna be friends and business partners now. And we're never gonna talk about this ever again. I believe those were your words. And then you invite me out to Palm Springs. And I thought we were gonna be a one big happy family again. But actually you put me on blast and you didn't warn them.

26:48and you let them still believe I'm a piece of shit. So that's what I'm trying to say to you right now. You literally dug up the hatchet and now you're holding it while we're trying to sit by a pool. She's like, what is it? They're not understanding that you want them to understand. And he's like, they're acknowledging you hurt. I need them. You know, I was hurt after the divorce. And she's like, but you're not speaking for yourself to acknowledge anything you did. And he's like, yeah. She goes, why? That's so stupid. And it just goes on. It's like this circle because he's a total asshole. too you know he's like so what so i married someone you thought was your friend i didn't think she was your friend fuck her like what are you even talking about like you were me to me so i got back at you that's his whole thing it's like how dare you i don't know it just goes on you always think you're smarter than everyone in the room well i know i'm smarter than you and more not sad able to be and he's like oh you so you're smarter than me she's like yes i know i am that's why i've accomplished so very very little in my life he's like well that's why i'm the successful one and you have no career and of course sky reza and rj are watching from this from the pool which means that reza's like i'm going to put this in the bank and use it later yeah and gg says you're successful what are you talking about what are you even talking about he lives in an eight million dollar house and like owns your business that's probably what he's talking about he's like you have no money you've got no jobs like you you are nothing and he's like oh oh so you're gonna give me advice she goes okay just get out of here then i can't even deal with him right now i can't even deal with him i just said i'm smarter than him so he pointed out that i've never had a job who does that i just called him nothing so now he's saying i'm not smart this guy's like what the fuck so then inside dennis is um he goes inside he runs into mj and he's like you know what i'm on the way i gotta go i'm leaving i'm leaving talk to you soon and i'm just like wait what happened he cannot for one second just say yes i might have done the wrong thing in response to me doing the wrong thing and i'm sorry about that but you're the one who invited him over and so the problem is you like i don't see what's wrong here yes like well i i she's and sky's basically like you're begging for trouble and gg's like i don't disagree my whole point in inviting dennis was to rip off that awkward bandage with all my friends but if we didn't have business between each other because of course i'm going to get into business with someone who I've declared is not successful, there would be no connection anymore.

29:13We still need to have space. And I feel like I made the wrong choice by asking him to come to Palm Springs. You think? Oh, you want a friendship in the business? Because I'm still confused in this department. Like, what are you talking about? She's like, I wish I could have the friendship back, Sky. You wish? I wish. You wish? I wish. I wish a lot of things. You wish? I wish.

29:41into the tabooly we go we go so on the driveway dennis and mj are out there talking and he's like ah she wants to go like she's smarter than the whole room and she's always smarter than me she's like you know i feel like i don't feel like maybe necessarily leaving all the way out of here is the best thing i mean we're shooting a show so i don't know you still got a mic like i don't know go back out there do you want an egg he's like i'm so martha stewart what is this martha stewart he's like i'm so mad i'm gonna leave you should really stay okay i'll stay i was like wow they really unwind this is a they're doing a really bad this this this is really has like the dramatic arc of the little skits i would make with my camcorder in like eighth grade so he's like okay then i'll stay i just need to unwind but if she tries to be gg with me again not only am i not staying but i just don't think I'll be able to do business with her.

30:38The stakes are higher than they've ever been in our storyline. And Reza is like, well, that guy left, so I guess Gigi doesn't have anybody to stab, so I'll start some new shit. So he goes up to Tani, and he's like, what were you and Sky talking about? She's like, well, it was more like about the two of them. And I said, don't you think you have high expectations for people? You know, putting pressure on him with all these high expectations, like calling a bartender when he's supposed to and stuff. I mean, that's really rough on a man. And he's like, well, the combo that needs to be had, which she's not having, which I'm really upset about.

31:10Like, yo, you're like putting pressure on me. Like, I can't afford this lifestyle you want to live. Like, what? Like, what am I made out of money? Because, like, she dictates what's going on. And he's like afraid of her. Like, did you say anything about the dog about, like, supporting your brand? Because that was rough. Like, that girl took your moisturizer and put it on a dog. like are you upset at all like we're by a pool relaxing you better yell at this bitch like literally bitches are literally wearing your serum like that is like literally so wrong you can't let that happen so it means like well i mean recipe hair care bitch she's like well i haven't put my serum out yet so i'm you know i'm not gonna start with that yet Well, let's see what happens because you should definitely have that fight.

32:02And if you don't, then I'm going to have it for you. Well, it's so funny because my friends sometimes say I look like a Skye, a Skye catalog sometimes, which is true. It's actually crazy because I wear all her jewelry. Yeah, because it speaks volumes about you, though, because she's competitive with you. And she looks at you and you're like dripping in jewelry and you've got like a COO title and your husband's doing like really well doing the whatever Greg does. I guess making man buns? Not sure about that. Okay, bad point, bad point. But he's jealous of you like so much. You should be mad at her.

32:35Okay, well, if I really don't see support, then maybe I'll blow up because like now it's built up far too long. But are you mad now? Did I do my job? Because I'd really love to eat some tabbouleh. Guys, Adam's going to make the tabbouleh later. Get excited. So then we get a weird scene of MJ putting stuff on her face and just going like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the little things we do together. Yeah. So weird. Yes. So then now RJ is talking, Reza Jackson, if you will, is talking to Greg. And he's like, how are you feeling, bro? He's like, good. It was an intense night. I mean, that medium, right?

33:19That was crazy, that medium. He's like, yeah. Like in the beginning, I was like, whoa. And like, yeah. In the beginning, I was like, whoa. I wonder what Amir has to say about that. So Amir joins them. and we have this cross-cutting conversation amir's talking to greg and rj and natasha's talking to reza and uh and mj about this medium it's actually a pretty compelling situation because it is a thorny situation of like hey amir never fell out of love with this guy like this girl is she is he still in love with her but of course natasha's having this conversation in the gentle thoughtful hands of reza and mj which means like seriously do you feel like you're being cheated on with the dead person because he's like totally in love with her he invited us to a ghost wedding that's like crazy he said would it be crazy if i asked my dead wife to like swing with my new wife and then he put ghost keys in a bowl he loves her how do you ever notice the way he like looks at you and is like damn i wish she was the other one god she's like i i'm gonna go back to my hotel room And now I'm, I'm crushed because obviously this is your, I'm imagine it's a huge insecurity in relationship.

34:30And they're like, whoa, do you think he's still in love with her? And she's like, I was hoping not to talk about this on camera where my children might have to see this someday. So yeah, it's a little hard for me. A little hard. Yeah. She's like, yeah. I mean, you can't just fall out of love with someone. It's not like she ever did anything, you know? And they're like, well, did you ask him about it? Why don't you ask him about it? ask him if he still loves her. I mean, they're so vulture-y, you know? And so meanwhile, Greg is asking Amir, like, has Natasha ever asked if you're still in love with her?

35:01Like, I don't see the producer's fingerprints at all on this scene. You know, they're all doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. So Amir is like, no, I mean, I love her, but like, I can't be in love with her because she's not here. But you know, the memory of her, like, that's part of me. God, I love talking about this again, guys. And back to Natasha, she's like, you know, I mean, they wanted this life that we have together. So, of course, it's really hard. And this was hard to watch. And she's crying. And Amir is saying, you know, I do want to see how involved she wants to be because she's been very supportive.

35:33But, you know, being supportive is not the same as being involved. So I guess I should ask her if she wants to. No, she doesn't want to be more involved. What are you talking about? Don't you have three children with this woman? Why do you want to bring this back? And why do you want to bring this into the marriage? It shouldn't be like, hey, do you want to like mourn this by my side? I don't know. I'm like, don't let this show ruin your marriage, please. Yeah, I know. Because it's a very delicate situation. And I actually think it's a really fascinating dilemma in a relationship. But like it needs, I think, more care than, you know, drunk Reza being like, so what do you think?

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36:19So now it's time to go race some cars fast. And Greg's excited. He's like, I'm obsessed with cars. I'm at a racetrack once a month at least. I mean, call me Tracy Chapman because I've got a fast car. Okay, let's do this. And Greg is, I think no one wants to do this because he actually says, I'm kind of forcing this down people's throats, but I'm convinced them to drive a little fast and crazy because those courses are pretty safe for the most part. But you never know. I want to show them how fast I am and that I'm faster than all of them. I don't, you know what I don't love is pretty safe for the most part.

36:50That's not, it does not work for me. This is not a bad activity for sure. Yeah, this is not. We make fun of Adam, but I am Adam, okay? Like, I'm like, is it safe? Can we make sure we just don't go above 35 miles per hour, please? So they go to like the BMW racing center, which I didn't even know they had there. I've always wanted to go do one of those things. And they're driving the M cars, which are like the sports cars. And so anyway, back at the house, Gigi and Adam are talking and she's talking about this fucking guy again. And Adam's like, well, girl, but why'd you invite him then? Because people are trying to make him feel welcome because you invited him.

37:29You can't be mad at us for making him feel welcome. I mean, you surprised him on us actually on my birthday. It's like, well, I messed up. I thought, you know, it's going to be Dennis and like once he comes around, It's going to be water under the bridge. He's like, no, it's like water. It's not water under the bridge. It's like water over the bridge. And it's scary water. And it's washing away all the tabooly. I don't want the water anymore, Gigi. Ow, Gigi, the water. Okay, Adam, it's a theoretical. Relax, you're safe. Okay. Dennis did my friend dirty. So therefore, I don't like him. But she's my best friend.

38:08And whatever she says to do, I'm going to do it. But at the same time, she lights fires and burns and walks away. And I kind of feel like that's what she's doing right now on my birthday. Because I'm violent. I'm violent. Keep going, Adam. You can do it. Girl comma interrupted. Girl comma interrupted. So he's like, you need to find boundaries. And she's like, yeah, I can seem confusing because like, who's my, oh, God, I just don't, I don't care. I'm fast forwarding. I would rather watch the guys crash an M car than listen to Gigi for one more second. So we go back to the racetrack and Taneen's like, yeah, I don't mind going to a racetrack.

38:50I mean, my car accident, I was a passenger. So I just don't trust the person driving. But I'm okay being in the driver's seat. I'm ready for new trauma. Yeah, I love that somehow Greg never, his takeaway was never, you know, driving fast is really bad. that's he he didn't take anything from that accident also why do you have to go to palm springs to drive like this you can just go to glendale just watch go just and brand boulevard it's basically nascar there or the 170 freeway like you know people who live here know people who live here know like this is like the moment like you you step foot into glendale it's like it's like there's a whole bunch of cars.

39:34That's so funny. I'm going there after this. It's a street race. Oh, GG. Oh, it's a brand. That's my favorite home goods. Oh, yeah. I wish I could join you. And I got to go before the weekend hits because people are monsters on the weekend. It's like, oh, God, you see all the dregs out there. It's like, can't go home. It's going to take you an hour to get there. It's right now. It's 2.15 on a Friday. You're going to take the 134 from the valley. You're right. Sorry, Ronnie. But then I could go to the Apple store and be like, can I try a pencil? Hmm. Could you show me any shortcuts? My 64th pencil.

40:07Actually, I thought about getting an Apple pencil. I was like, I'm going to be with Ronnie. You don't have one? Oh, yeah. You've got to have an Apple pencil. Oh, so we're shaming now? I was never taught how to hold a pencil by my parents. I was never taught to cry with an Apple pencil. So they race. They drive like idiots. RJ crashes into Ben's Apple pencil dreams. and almost dies. Everyone acts like they're totally scared. And it's fine. By the way, it's fine. They promoted this. This is a big thing. They're having an accident. This is no Glamis Dunes, okay? The car just goes off the track a little bit and everyone goes to save them.

40:46And, you know, I really appreciated Bombshaw driving conservatively. He's just driving. Because this happens to someone. Anytime they go racing like this on Bravo, there's always someone who gets that do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I'm just enjoying it. He's like, nice car. I like it. Oh, what's the multimedia like? Let's see here. He's like connecting his phone during the blue, using the Bluetooth. He's like, let's see. Oh, car play. Good. Good. So far. So good.

41:18So a car accident and it's not great. And, but everything's fine. Everyone's fine and everyone's safe. So let's go back to the house. So Gigi is FaceTiming her son, which is moderately, I was going to say moderately more entertaining, but maybe not. And then the pool, everyone's back by the pool. And Gigi is like, guys, I would love some feedback about something very important. Earlier, the whole situation with Dennis, I just, or Adam, I said that I just wanted space right now. And I don't know why Dennis has a room where he goes in to shower and changes. and now he's being invited to dinner when you say go, go, go get ready.

41:57I mean, he's like, okay, and I don't do go to the racetracks because he's there. And I think after I was yelled at this morning, I can't even look at his face right now and he gets to be part of our dinner that I invited him to. And I have to sit there and fuck on his face and he's sulking and like, this is just getting worse and worse and it's getting deeper and deeper. Like, girl, you invited this guide on this vacation and now you're upset that he's here. I'm like girl this man is last night's tabbouleh done I'm telling him he can leave and you can enjoy your weekend with your friends Gigi because we're best friends so I'm gonna go confront him and bombshell's like I've got your back listen I'm reinvigorated by the bluetooth ability of the BMW let's go so she's like oh my god so beautiful such good friends so they go in and bombshell's like i can handle this and so they go in and um adam's like i'm so disappointed in gg she has me do her dirty work and she's the one who invited him on my birthday but she still needs someone to have her back so i'm gonna do it she's my ride or die and he's like it's like if she were to commit a murder and needed help with the body i'd be like before you go with that body take this It's a bully.

43:12Reza's like, you heard it here first, folks. If I go missing, look for him and that bitch because bitches be burying bodies together. So Adam is somehow mad. If she came to me and said that she murdered somebody, I would say, I'll help you, but can you find someone else to carry him? And then she gave me the shovel, and I go, ow, Gigi, that was heavy. Adam is like mad that he has to do her dirty work. You don't have to do any of this, by the way, because it's all so stupid, but he goes in to Dennis is in a room and Adam sort of like gets on the bed on his knees. He's like, Hey Adam, um, I hate being the bearer of bad news, but we are out of tabbouleh and the next batch won't be ready for another 15 minutes.

43:54So in the meantime, did you happen to get a hotel before you came out? He's like, ah, it's fine. I'm going, I really don't care. Like you guys either say you want me to be here or don't, I don't care at all. So he's like, I'm out. Bye. bombshot's like wait a minute wait a minute thank you for understanding i don't want it to end like this do you know how to bartend okay i could call you maybe in the future last minute but you come yes gg i did you a solid are you serious oh i'm happy i ripped the band-aid off when it came to the whole group you didn't rip the band-aid off you gouged the cuts you caused the cuts so um she's like make sure he's gone please go to the door and she's like i'm gonna stick my head out the door but he doesn't even open the door it's like two weeks so he just you just see adam looking out the window he's like is he leaving and you see the car move off she's just like goodbye felicia goodbye as they said in the film thursday goodbye felicia

44:58um so courtney arrives it's not time for dinner there's gonna be some steaks which by the way look beautiful beautiful steaks and sky complains about it later and i'm like sky i think you're wrong on this one they look like good steaks so um there's there gg's lining up to smoke she's like it's dinner time i need to say it's so stressful i never learned how to be sad so i I must smoke a marijuana joint here because I'm bad. I'm bad girl. Bad girl. GG. So Red's is like, I'm going to set the table. So he goes out and he's putting forks. He's like, which side does the fork go on guys? Forks be bitches be crazy.

45:38Like forks be nuts. These are like white people forks. And Taneen comes over and she's like, please do it right. Okay. Because no, not Taneen. She's like, fork is on the left side. knife is on your right do it right if you're doing it do it right baby please he's like what she goes can you please make sure it's lined up with your chair don't do a messy job if you're gonna do it come on he's like why are you giving me shit i was not a waitress like you so maybe i don't know exactly where utensils go because i still haven't seen baby shams and shams was supposed to teach me about place settings just come and say let me help you you're not my supervisor meanwhile Reza I guarantee would be the person if someone was not setting up a table right he'd be like bitch what are you doing that's not even how it goes fork on the left spoon on the right that's so Persian yeah A did you just shame somebody for being a waiter because you can go fuck yourself you failed ass hair product bitch and second this is typical Reza like I'm mad at somebody so I'm gonna just take a normal thing that happens over the course of the night and spin it into something terrible so I can swim with them at dinner.

46:48Flatware fight. Now that dinner is served, they all sit down and I'm like, I brought the taboo. Guys, I just want to say something. I'm so appreciative for everyone being here and I want to take this moment to apologize to everyone here. I made a very rash decision on inviting Dennis because I'm violent and to come without I invite him to come without consulting or informing anyone. It was very selfish and very personal and i have my parents to blame because they never taught me how to be sad and i'm very appreciative of you guys for being honest with me about it so cheers everyone cheers i would have hated for you guys to make it a meal without you making it about yourself from the very fucking start of the meal i mean jesus so now um everyone's like hey greg thanks for cooking the steaks and sky's like oh i mean it's chewy it's chewy steak you know maybe it's from aaron but it's still chewy It's still chewy.

47:43Oh my God. Spending this time I'm spending with Sky in Palm Springs. I'm starting to grit. It's starting to grit on my nerves. It's like, is she complaining? She's like, is this organic, bitch? Like, is this thing from Era 1? How about Era 1? Are you talking about, bitch? And Palm Shive goes, well, it's from Whole Foods. She's like, yes, grass fed, but very chewy. Why do you come off so condescending? Like, she's stuck up. She's pretentious. like you would think she's a member of the persian family royal family even more high-end you're right she's a member of the persian family regular style the valley persian style regular style family so gg i just like that she's like this is chewy and bomb shots it's all food but they don't they don't know better so gg is and i like that whole food somehow has become like the peasant food like oh my god it's so funny so gg gg's like guys adam's tabouli in my opinion and adam goes world famous uh you didn't let her say you're not supposed to be the one to say world famous like my world famous tabouli it's only world famous because you are pushing out on us the The world doesn't know any better at this point.

49:03The world only knows Adam Stabouli. She's like, guys, I think this is Erwan worthy. So, you know, Sky, you know Erwan inside and out. She goes, I know everybody in Erwan. I know the owner. I know the manager, every location, everything about everybody in Erwan. I know. That means she's complained a lot. Yes, it does. I know all the managers. Can I speak to the manager? Yeah. Who's in charge of the fish counter? I need to speak with them. Why are you out of Hayley Bieber smoothie? I come here every day. Who's this Haley Bieber? So Gigi's like, what the fuck? You don't think it's overpriced groceries?

49:41And she goes, I don't care the quality of their food, the fresh food they make every day. It's so amazing. Erwan, Erwan for president. And RJ's like, I shop at Rouse. So, I mean, Whole Foods, if I'm feeling like really extra, but I draw the line at Erwan. And Natasha's like, yeah, like it's a box of strawberries at Whole Foods. are only eight dollars which is also hilarious acting like wow i paid six dollars for a lemon at whole foods and that's a bargain but now you go i know pay thirty dollars for strawberries like you can just really get so much bang for your buck at whole foods famously it's like you the whole and whole food stands for a whole lot of savings who considers that a status flex like a yacht that's like a status flex like a private jet like but air one a grocery store Reza's like okay we're going to look at a two million dollar house so can you ease up on the shopping okay bitch you can't be paying for two million dollar house if you're paying for$20 strawberries this guy is like no no no no no no I'm not giving up air one okay I just need to spend 30 minutes a day being around people who don't drive me nuts and pretending like I don't live in the valley.

51:00So let me have that. And bombshell's like, well, about the house, you know, if it's just on me right now, it's not a good time. It's not the right time. I'm just saying this. She goes, I want a bigger house, a little bit, but you know, not in the valley. In the valley, not in the valley. Oh, you have an aversion to the valley now, which I just put the words in your mouth, even though you weren't going to say them at the table, and now I'm going to yell at you for it. True or false? You have an aversion to the valley. yeah I don't like to live in the valley I don't like the food I don't like the vibe and Greg is like oh oh like that talk oh oh I don't want to live in the valley like get the fuck out of here bro because Greg is now the great valley defender Greg who is like like no offense I know I go hard on the valley but I do it with tongue in cheek but like Greg I'm like I'm not going to look at Greg and be like look at this guy look what the valley has produced don't you want to stay here she's like I'm not rubbing it in anyone's face.

51:58You're like, I hate restaurants in the valley. The food is disgusting. The valley, it's all bad. That's what you're saying. And Gigi stands up and she starts yelling, Bro, we're on a TV show called the fucking valley. You don't even live in the valley. What are you talking about? We worked so hard to get back on TV and you're about to ruin it for us. This guy's like, so what? If we sell this house, we can live anywhere. Like literally anywhere. Please, just put me in the ocean at this point, just not the valley. And Greg's like, well, can you do that right now? Sell the house and go move away from the most beautiful place in the world called the valley, home of the man buns and fast driving?

52:38I don't think so. And Scott's like, go ahead, bombshot. Tell me. Tell me. He goes, I don't think it's the right move. And Greg's like, oh, okay. So you guys get on the same page and stop fronting, bro, because you don't have another choice, honey. Like, you don't have another choice. Greg sit the fuck down and what are you yelling at a woman and calling her honey at a table what the fuck and Reza's like oh my god like literally you would think that you grew up with like Ricky Ricky from Silver Spoons dick in your mouth like what the hell and like a trust fund or something it's like I'm not snobby at all and Reza goes what and then he stands up and he stands around and he does this performative laugh he runs in a circle and goes ha ha ha ha

53:29he's so obnoxious is there a break in oh my god he's so obnoxious like how are you guys turning me on sky's team like I'm 100 % on sky's team like a lot of people don't want to I live in the valley I like the valley a lot of people don't like the valley who cares it's not like it's the first time you heard it if you live in LA there's like a huge it's a conversation you know a lot of people just don't like it that's it i tell people i live in the valley they're like really i'm like yeah i like it and like i mean but you know isn't it hotter there and the food kind of sucks right i mean they'll tell you right to your face it's a normal thing leave the woman alone i'll do it right now i mean look there's really nothing more fun not you ben not you not you but but like the valley has all sorts of awesome stuff in it like it's it's always kind of just like a funny thing it's like it's like sports teams you know when you're like teasing but like of course the valley is perfectly fine and nice um don't want to live there ever in my life but like i think that like it's just it's just it's the funny jostling that you do but like greg is so mad it's like he's he's furious right now this guy is like no i don't you know what like i don't want to do i don't want to live there you know like oh my god girl girl girl girl why would you do that and they're just like so mad it's like i don't do things for people for what they think okay i do for what i want and recently so you wear air mass sandals and air mass not for the look and pump she's like she does it for herself yes i do it for myself so my best friend is sitting there right there she knows that about me right tannin and tannin's not answering and rest is like oh really well what did you do when your friend put out her serum because she showed you her serum.

55:15Do you remember that? What did you do with that? And Tani's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, Reza, because he's going to take everything she said and stab her in the back right now. And Skye is like, what? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You talk to me about the serum then. You talk to me about it. And he goes, you put it on your skin? Well, at first, and then I rubbed it on my dogs after my skin started burning off. you rubbed it on your dog well my dog is basically like the era one of dogs so it's a fabulous place for anything to be really you're so lucky to be featured in era one so oh so you think that's a good look she's like yes he's perfect it's like oh perfect i'm just gonna repeat what you say and sky's like the fact that my that my best friend goes gossip about it with reza they weren't there like they don't know exactly what's going on it's very disappointing and very out of character but So Valley.

56:08Oh, yeah. Well, she's wearing your jewelry. Do you think it's cool to rub shit on your dog? Do you think what if she rubbed your jewelry on the dog? What would that be? Oh, big fight. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And Tony's like, okay, calm down, Rosa. She goes, oh, really? Oh, really, Tony? Have you ever paid for my pieces? And she goes, yeah. She goes, oh, retail price ever? Well, lady, you make your own jewelry and you set your retail price at whatever god-awful price you're going to try and screw people out of first of all and so she's like oh stop you pay retail and she's like no but i paid for them and she's like 100 and she goes well i get a friend discount but like what's your point oh friend discounts all the same amount that everyone else get all the lines around the block for my jewels huh yeah you're not harry winston here she's not buying your jewelry because she's like i must have it she's buying it to support it so that way it's on her body and she can go advertise it like she's acting like the the favor is that she gave the discount and it is a favor but the real favor is to mean for actually spending the money okay the 30 the 30 savings does not compare to the 70 payment that was and i gave you a discount on a watch what crap insert how dare you so she's like what's the point and um she's like i'm confused are you saying i'm not supportive and she's like because it sounds like you're doing me a favor and so tanning tells us like listen like there's pieces of jaw on my floor on the floor here like after every single piece i bought from her thousands and thousands of dollars worth and she's like i don't even want to say the number because it's obnoxious but then for her to act like oh wow i gave you such a discount like that's disgusting right so um this guy's like why are all of a sudden so good you being such an asshole and aggressive greg he's like i'm not she's well well, I don't understand that just because you're pretentious.

58:00And I don't like that. That's not how we act in the Valley. She's like, well, I already told you. I really couldn't care about what other people think. He goes, well, you're offending me by saying I don't want to live in the Valley. It's offensive to me. That's why. She's like, well, why? Because you live in the Valley? He goes, yeah. I was born and raised in the Valley. Victory Boulevard, baby. Yeah, in between a Costco and a Marshalls. That's where I was born and raised. So don't talk shit about it. Magnolia is not just a Tom Cruise movie, honey. And she's like, well, I don't want to live in the Valley.

58:29You want to talk about Sherman way? Now we're talking about Greg's way. All right. Let's see your way out of here. Helmsley isn't the only Sherman on my television lady. And Greg's like, it seems like you're better than people that live in the valley. Don't you get it? Listen, Greg, you need to change your fucking tone. You are sitting at a dinner table talking to your friend's wife like that. Shut the fuck up. And Bombshot's not saying anything, by the way. Nothing. I would kick his ass if I was his wife. What the fuck? and rest is like yeah bombshot's not defending his wife because he feels the same way except he's in the fucking doghouse and he can't say shit to her so he's still letting everyone else do his dirty work so then gg inserts herself and goes sky maybe it's the delivery and greg is like am i wrong about what i'm saying here and no not at all you can't say the valley is great but just you can say the valley is great but it's just not for me it's just like not for me just the way ben said it on Watcher Crepins.

59:26And she's like, I've said it so many times. I have nothing against the valley. And she goes, I don't need to be yelled at. I love the valley. Oh, God, Gigi. Like, the men are sitting here yelling at her at the table, and now Gigi's just going to make it about herself and act like Sky just... Yes. She's going to make it sound like Sky yelled at her. Oh, my God. So Sky's like, perfect. Perfect. You love the valley. Good for you. Oh, really? Good for you? Don't be condescending to me Good for you Really? No, I really want you to finish so that I can move on Go ahead, go ahead, say something Oh, really?

1:00:05Good for you, good for you I can pop Be careful, I was in a street gang once It was scary, scary for people We'd find old ladies walking on the street And we'd hustle them for a nickel or a quarter Every now and then And we'd have lunch money So be careful Because you might not have those quarters on you very soon I'm gonna pop, bro. And Reza's like, bro, like, I'm setting the fucking table. And she's saying, do it right. Like, no one talks to me like that. And I kept my fucking, oh, my God. You guys are, like, taming up on this. Like, oh, my God. Not where microaggressions. And Skye goes, you need to shut the fuck up, number one.

1:00:44And Gigi's like, oh. And so now Gigi gets up. And she comes up behind Skye, who's sitting down, and starts pulling her chair. She goes, oh, can I pull your chair so you can walk? walk away because you need to walk away, bro. Because I wasn't raising my voice until you brought your voice on me. So she's going to assault this woman now. Yeah. And Scott, and this is, by the way, I love this because it reminded me of Kenya Moore and Kim Fields with a chair. And then Gigi's like, walk away. And I'm like, no, no, no, stop. No, Gigi. Oh, Gigi. No, Gigi. so this guy is walking if you think I'm like Dennis or somebody you're a piece of shit because I will drop you like the napkin that I clean my nose with okay because you are a piece of shit and you're so beneath me by the way I don't clean my nose with Erewhon napkins too nice too nice for that and then she does like the look like she's wiping her nose and throws the Kleenex and turns and walks away I was like you go yes great casting not being terrified of Gigi for one fight or Reza just being like fuck all of you idiots you know so she walks away and Adam's like Sky don't ever call my friend a piece of shit shut up Adam then don't be friends with Gigi fucking Adam and she goes oh you shut up but I will and then she holds her nose and looks at Gigi and then walks in we did the trailer breakdown for this in the fall or in December whenever it was and we were I love this.

1:02:20They showed this line and I loved it. Her saying like the tissue I blow my nose with. I was like, oh, perfect. And it was just as good when it happened in real time. And I think like I love this sky woman. She's so she's so mean, but it's exactly what this cast needs. I love it, too. Look, I think she's an asshole. I mean, but she's not there. It's like they're like ganging up. You know, I don't like when they do that. And I don't like the men screaming at the women. And I don't like Gigi like coming up trying to like physically get aggressive with somebody. it's so gross so i'm team sky i hope she just wipes the floor with all i'm not on her team as far as it goes with tawny because i think she went too low with tawny when she didn't really know what was going on but tawny was has been talking about shit about her behind her back literally to us and to everyone else but yeah but i don't know but like it's like tawny's infractions with gossiping i don't think compared to um um sky sky's infractions as like a friend who like takes too much.

1:03:18So like for sure, I think, you know, Sky is not like perfect. It's not like, yes, queen icon, everything she does is right. But I just think that when it comes to Gigi and when it comes to like some of this other stuff. And Reza too, because she didn't do anything to Reza. You know, Reza's making like this huge case against her. Like she's been, and Reza's leading this whole thing at dinner and this whole storyline. It's just like gross. Go for one of the men, you know? Yeah. Let Gigi handle this other stuff. what a fun way to end the week we'll be back on Monday with a whole new batch of recaps and a week's worth of fun to be had yes everybody thanks for being here we'll talk to you next time we love you guys bye bye watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like Alison King it's always a party on Alison Block our way is the Amber way it's the foster and the furious it's Amanda Foster It's Always Automatic with Ashley Otto Put your hands together for Carly Clapp Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela Etchles We never miss her call, it's Diane Call Sunday in the Park with Dylan Clark Big Yay, it's Emily Gauthier Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less Hava Nagila Weber You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones I go, you go, we all go for Hugo Jamie, she has no less namey Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch.

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We’re still in Palm Springs The Valley: Persian Style, where GG and Reza decide to let Sky know they hate her guts. Sky doesn’t really care because they’re poor valley trash anyway. Meanwhile, GG gets off scott free for ruining everyone’s trip with multiple rage breakdowns. Ah well, at least Adam brought nineteen pounds of tabouleh. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 


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