#3201 Summer House S10E1 Part 1: Beat Unmatching

0:21Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crabbens. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Welcome to another summer. Thank you so much. How are you doing on this summer house premiere day? Good. Everybody, voting goes live. It went live. Just went live right now five minutes ago for the Golden Crappy Awards. Round one is available now. You can find links at WatchWhatCrappens.com or our Instagram or Patreon. Wherever you go, just go to one of those. Also, the links for live streaming have been posted, so you can buy tickets for that. And there are still some tickets available for the L.A.

1:04show on February 27th for the Golden Crappies. It's going to be so much fun. Thank you to everybody who helped us get those nominations together. You guys sent in hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of nominations that we combed through and picked out to make these ballots. And they're so funny. they're really really good you guys did a great job so thank you for that if you want i was gonna say why don't we i was well after this i was gonna say we should just tell everyone what the categories are for this year they can get excited to vote for around one of this this go ahead go for it i was well we have our normals we have best bravo show of the year bravo liberty of the year best non-housewives show most memorable moment best fight best villain most cringe which is one of our favorite categories.

1:53Best newbie, best quote, best supporting character, biggest scandal, a lot of scandals. A new category this year is Mother of the Year. We also have the most below deck moment, most promising professional journey, and finally, another new category, best DJ. Best DJ in the world of Bravo. Yeah. So go vote, you guys, especially today. Summer House Day, DJ Day. If you want bonus episodes, videos, ad-free listening, or our free newsletter, go sign up at patreon.com. And today we are starting the beginning of season 10. A decade full of summer housing. Summer housing. By the way, summer housing is for the boys.

2:43It's for the boys. Sunday. Horse. Schneller housing. Sunday. Schneller housing. It's the summer of soft. Summer of soft. By the way, did you mention that our live streaming is now live as well? I did. I did mention it. Oh, my God, you're so good. I did. Let's get on with this fucking recap, shall we? Just want to make sure the people know the things. All right, Summer House, what did you think about the premiere? It was good. It's weird watching it with such young people versus not old people. I mean, look, everyone on this show is younger than me. So they're all children learning lessons to me.

3:22But it did seem like a striking difference, right? I mean, even with Sierra. And Sierra doesn't look old or act old or anything. She's not old. I mean, she's still in her 20s. But the new kids are like kid kids. They're babies. So that was a little weird. Well, the new kids, I think, are like 25 or 26. it's interesting because they don't seem as young as Lexi and it's Lexi was like 27 or so but she read as like 19 and then Lexi of course famously came on with a different Bailey who um looked like she was 14 and so we everyone was like who are these children who came on to summer house and I feel like the newbies seem age appropriate for on ramping into the cast um but it is weird though because we do have these tiers of ages in the cast.

4:17You have the OGs from 10 years ago who are now in their, like Kyle is 43 or so, Lindsay is pushing 40, Amanda's in her mid-30s, I think. Sierra's at 29, and then you got the newbies. So you just have these three sort of phases. Sierra came in midway through the show's run and so you have different levels of establishment. And in reality, I don't know if this group of people aren't necessarily going to share a house together, but I'm okay with it. I actually think the newbies were great. I was very happy with them. I really love those two new girls. At first it was like, okay, they're trying to like recreate the Paige and Hannah vibe, but I feel like it was, I feel like it was authentic.

4:56I think they have an authentic relationship, a friendship. And I think Bravo is smart to cast two friends who, who are friends, not just like Bailey and Lexi again. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not complaining. I just, there was, there were just a couple of moments where I think the cast looked at them too, like, what the hell, your children? Yeah. And then it was, you know, there was a moment where like the guys come into the new girl's room to talk while they're in bed. And I was like, ooh, get out of here, Uncle. Uncle Jesse and Uncle fucking the other one, West. Yeah. But they're not even that much older.

5:29So I don't know what it is. I don't know. Maybe it's the new kid at work thing. But I liked it. I thought it was good. Toxic as fuck. I mean, geez, it starts off with Amanda and Kyle. Just Amanda. hounding i mean just pounding kyle but you know then after we kind of find out why makes sense you know yeah this is this is the swan song for kymanda i mean obviously we know that going into this but wow i it just starts off on a brutal note with the two of them and it's just going to get worse over the course of the summer like this is going to be hard i mean we always say every other every other season is a is a bad kymanda season right like they have a season of fighting and then we all say oh my god you guys should get divorced and then they have a good season and then the good seasons are when we usually focus on like lindsey and carl or whatever and i think last season was a good season for them which means that of course this season's a bad one and this is gonna be the worst one for them because they're gonna actually break up but um you know listen bad couples you know you're out there just couples who are fighting all the time.

6:36No one wants to hear it at dinner. You married each other. You chose each other. Your friends warned your asses. We warned your asses. I don't want to have to hear about it during dinner. It's bullshit. Take that shit outside. Fight at home, okay? I didn't marry your stupid asses. Go fight outside. Yeah. Yeah, fight outside. We're in front of a camera, which you did. Which you did. So, Kyle is giving us the intro because he's the elder. So he's like, these friendships go back 10 plus years. We like to think some of these relationships are unshakable. But in the blink of an eye, everything can change.

7:16Yeah, we get the theme song, which is nice because they cut that all last year. But this year we do get a little. We live in the same life from sunburn to sunrise. Hold it. Hold for it.

7:36And they did like a really sad minor, minor key. Yeah. It's like, wow, look at what's happened over 10 years. Yeah. Yeah. But it's a, it's like a very dramatic beginning. And then we go to, of course, everyone getting in their cars. So it's Sierra. She's got a big ass GMC and she's just trying to drive it. And then Kyle and Amanda are in their car and they're loading it. And then Kyle goes, don't forget about me this summer. She goes, who, which is funny, but also like bold for him to say that when he is the one going out every single night to DJ across the country, but then he's telling Amanda not to forget about him.

8:15It's like, be more present, Kyle. So Sierra drives and parks near them because they're picking up Amanda. Cause she has decided that this summer she's not driving with Kyle every time, just because they're together. She is getting some independence And she's riding with the girls Damn it And so Kyle's like Are you going to miss me? She's like no Kyle It's like no actually this is healthy It's a good separation It's really good Summer's for the boys Summer's for the boys She's like why are you freaking out You're acting like I'm going to college Kyle I'm so proud of you So then Sierra comes by And then Kyle's like Kyle's like, wait, Sierra, can I say hi to you?

8:59Can I say hi to you? And then they hug and everything. He's like, bye, Dad. He's like, buckle up. So then Amanda just hops into Sierra's car. She's just so much happier. And she's like, oh, my God, look at, like, fucking Kyle. Look at him. I know. He's, like, so distraught that I chose to drive out with different people. Kyle. I thought it was funny. He's such a drunk driver, Kyle, to be like, all right, don't forget to keep your hands at 9 and 3. that's not even though that's not even the time Kyle's 10 and 2 serious idiot so now Kyle is picking up what just driving with his hands on the sides of the steering wheel

9:40I guess that's not so bad wait mine it's not terrible but it's just very wide and so Kyle picks up Carl and Jesse and summer's for the boys And Jesse's like, I'm quite excited. God, that mouth. Forgot about that mouth. Here it comes. It's like when Alice goes to Wonderland and that Cheshire cat's in the dark and you just see the teeth. The teeth appear. Yeah. Grin. There's like one shot where he's loading stuff into the back of the car and they put like a GoPro on the backseat or something. And he just comes, his face just comes right up to the camera as he shoves his bag in. And he smiles at it.

10:20He's like, hey, there's a camera back there. It was a lot. It's not flattering, and they seem to not like Jesse, which I find hard to believe because he seems nice. I mean, he's been a douchebag on this show, but of course he's on this show, so it's part of the job description. But he seems like he would be nice to the cast and to the crew and stuff. But I saw something today where the cast all went to have sandwiches because they're still on the whole, How many sandwiches have you made me? Like, that's their receipts, proof, timeline. That's their slogan of this show. So they were doing another thing for that.

10:52So there was a video where they were all having sandwiches. And, you know, they sit down. But then the second, just show the sandwiches, you know. But the second they started eating, the camera goes right up to Jesse from the side view. And he's like, I was like, why do they hate Jesse? Just leave him alone. Even I'm saying leave him alone. But I feel like it's abusive at this point. I feel like it's a pattern now. Because you've got that. And then you've got this GoPro right in his face. Right in his face. But that's also kind of his thing. And did you notice that when Jesse showed up, as people arrived on their chyrons, you would see Kyle.

11:27It said CEO of Loverboy. For Carl, it said entrepreneur. For Jesse, it said musician. I was like, really? Oh, God, never mind. You know what? Show his stupid face doing whatever you want to. I'm done sticking up for him. That was my only five minutes. I can't. This is not your bar mitzvah. Okay? be quiet doesn't he have an album coming out or something like that or he's come out with a few with a few songs he has a spotify he's a spotify artist jesse solomon he's got some songs he's got a lot of songs i've never made it through an entire one but that doesn't mean much you know i'm still listening to like ruth brown so everybody's got somebody is that everybody

12:17Yeah, he's got, what would Jesse Solomon do? He's got, oh, come on. He's a crooner. But you know what though? John Legend, John Legend, people may not realize this, but before he was a pop star, he was a consultant with Boston Consulting Group, BCG. So it just goes to show you can make the, you can make the jump from corporate, corporate person like Jesse was to music and, you know, stardom awaits. Yeah, listen, I'm not saying people shouldn't have dreams. I'm just saying, you know, his dreams are annoying. No, he should have them. He should just annoy me less with his dreams. Because every time I've seen his dreams or heard his dreams, I'm just, I just, I turn off his dreams.

12:58I scroll through his dreams. I scroll past his dreams. But, you know, you got to have them. So, good for him. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

13:12so jesse is like i'm quite excited to be here with everybody carl's like yeah i i don't think i've ever been this excited to come to the house like ever well it's like i'm so excited it's like carl 10.0 it's carl 10.0 look at carl officially i'm past the sober point now i'm sober but i'm also not a wreck and i'm running a marathon so it's it's a big deal i've come back to season 10 looking like a Lincoln log with teeth. And I'm happy to be here. I have to say, I liked Carl quite a bit this episode. I feel like Carl has taken some notes and he's realized that he's sort of become a drip at this point.

13:52Like, it's great that he's sober. I think we support that. But you don't have to become sober and lame. Like, being sober does not automatically make you lame. But he kind of leaned into being lame and, like, everything was about him being, oh i'm sensitive oh i have to be careful everyone was so careful about carl and this is the first season in a few years where he's come in kind of like oh hey i'm actually a fun person you know yeah i think it takes you a couple years to with sobriety to like kind of refined uh re refined you know what i mean not refined but to to find again uh you're who you are you know because especially if you're if you're around a bunch of people who are drinking and drugging you know And you're like, how do I fit into this?

14:34Who am I? Do I still even wear tight jeans? Like, I can feel them now. I feel my balls being pushed into the back of my throat. So, not really sure. Who am I? Who am I? So, I think that's kind of normal. Stop those Robs. But there was definitely something behind his eyes, I noticed, this season. Which was nice. Because I feel like he's been completely vacant. His eyes have, like, nobody's been there the past couple of seasons. And so it's nice to see, you know, Carl resurfacing. Which Carl will it be? We're going to need a few episodes to find out. Yeah, I agree. He even says later on in the episode that, oh, I've been sober for a few years now, but now I'm actually kind of like more of a, like, I'm back to being a human now.

15:19Which I think really has been coming through in this episode so far, right? I think we see just the fact that he's excited to come to the house. Maybe the life force that was draining him was Lindsay. quite possibly who would have maybe yeah uh so but listen lindsey's been draining us for 10 years and i just love it i just keep coming back from but yes drain me drain me filling us and draining us she pokes a hole in us but then fills us well we know that carl is really making a change this year because he's like guys i have an announcement uh would it be like crazy if i took the downstairs bedroom would that be nuts like why why would you want that it's the noisiest one no one ever sleeps.

16:01Why? And he's like, oh, because I want to be more in the mix, guys. Carl 10.8. More in the mix. This is in the mix, Carl. I'm not into mixed drinks, but I'm into the mix in general. Hey, I have a question. If you add water to me, do I become a brownie? Because I'm in the mix. Yeah. It doesn't make a difference if you use coconut oil versus olive oil. Just saying. In the mix. Carl in the mix. Please don't overbake me because I want to be a soft brownie. thank you i tried making brownies with olive oil it did not work so uh they tasted disgusting disgusting horrible instead of vegetable oil you're saying right yeah or coconut oil coconut oil i like better because it's sweet you know but the olive oil was too many of those like floral kind of bitter notes in there it was bitter it was gross um so they're like why are you sleeping downstairs he's like yo i'm in the mix it's carl in the mix oh so are you and wes gonna room together Thurgood, Jesse Solomon.

17:01Listen to your song. Listen to it today. While I ran, practicing for the marathon. New Carl. While Jesse Solomon, too. It's a good one. It's a good song. Then I was thinking, like, what would DJ Carl, I mean, Kyle Cook do to that song? Because you know what he might do? He might mix it. In the mix. That song is in the mix. I'm trying to say remix. DJ Joe, come on. Guys, new Carl. So Kyle's like, well, so if you're wondering or West is, he's driving out with a buddy. So would you be upset if he shared a room with his buddy? And Jesse's like, no, like not at all. Yeah, I heard his name is KJ. That's all I know about him.

17:37That's pretty cool. Jesse will be so upset. And that's what Jesse gets for abandoning his bestie all of last summer to hang out with Lexi. Not only abandoning him, but apparently shit-talking all summer with Lexi. You know, let's not forget the bombshells that Lexi dropped where Jesse was incredibly jealous of West and always trying to get more followers and screen time than West and upset that she was flirting, you know, all that stuff. So we found out last year that there is like a simmering jealousy there from Jesse against West. And so it's like, what problem with him? Just like having fun, having a new friend.

18:15No, I don't have a problem with that at all. He's going to lose it. He's going to lose his mind. Yep. I think Jesse really likes being the center of attention and that comes from like girls and boys. and I think it's going to be hard for him. Especially because if Wes and KJ wind up really bro-ing out, Jesse's going to feel left out. Speaking of which, we now go over to Wes' car, where KJ is there, and we meet KJ. This is Wes' friend, and KJ's very cute. He's a model. He sort of looks like a 3D animated character to me. Like, he should be on the menu screen of something. Does that make sense? You know?

18:55He's like a beginner. intermediate or super stealth killer yeah and you choose the middle like great choice and then i like to choose the side how about that's kind of how many players he's got kind of like a teenager voice which i like um i don't know he seems nice they gave him more lines than most i mean he made it into the edit which was nice because usually the new guys don't get into the edit at all they just like put them in the background you know you see them with like a slice of pizza like i'm here too i've had sex before i think no one's listening to you sir but i think he already had more lines than most everybody that we've seen except emerald emerald had some some decent lines because he came in with like the um motorcycle the uh the orgy monologues and stuff i worry about kj's longevity on the show because as we will get to one of his first things is that he has anxiety and I'm like, I don't know if the summer house is the best place for you, buddy.

19:54But he's also young, you know. He's like at that age where you have to have something to talk about and he's like, I have anxiety and then the other girl's like, she's already crying. So I think it's a generational thing. It's like, hey, nice to meet you. Here's my problems. I have crippling anxiety. I have it right now. I might fall off this ladder. What do you think about that?

20:18Ladder drama. so west is uh like so kj says you know hey so how'd you come up with this theme for this party tomorrow and west says um because like the fucking fourth of july like it's so generic but like everyone knows it so like i was just gonna give it a little twist because like i'm a country bumpkin you know so county fair and kj's like yeah that's bringing me back to my roots bro it's like yeah everyone knows that like you know i'm like annoying about being from missouri and so like Like now that we got to cause like KJ, he's like mad, mild mannered. And then like three or four tequila sodas, he'll just like throw his grill in and flip his hat backwards.

20:58And he starts to rage. It's crazy. A hat backwards. Yeah. He's like, yeah. Okay. Well the boys like rip it up. And then the girls, you know, like the girls, like they like, I guess staying in bed. So we're going to try and get them out this year. He's like, yeah, bro, let's get them out this year. Yeah. And Amanda's married to Kyle and Sierra. I mean, I don't know. Maybe she still hates me for no reason. I guess we'll have to see. I'm just a dopey boy. I'm just a boy. By the way, what are your thoughts on his hair this season? Current haircut? Always a miss. But he's doing it. He does it on purpose.

21:36I think he's doing that whole like barstool sport. It's like, I'm just a sloppy guy. If you can't smell beer on me, I'm not doing my job. You know, he's like, I have really long armpit hair. You know, it's kind of his thing. Just like you just know, I smell kind of like the inside of a mobile home, you know? That's probably his like cologne to smell like that. I'm like fresh out of a shower, just inside of a mobile home spray, just so people think I'm grungy enough to be like a barstool guy. Yeah, I think his hair's all right. I mean, the first year he had the big poof. Second year he had that middle part, which I detested.

22:10And I think now it's just sort of like general mess that I think is just sort of, it's fine. It's fine for me. it's an extreme effort to not be a metrosexual. Hey, someone today posted a picture of Kyle cook next to JD Vance and said, I can't believe that Kyle cook is older than JD Vance. And Kyle, I think is 43 and JD Vance is 41. And I was like, Holy shit. I mean, that's, I think that's kind of the difference. Like Kyle's kind of got the metrosexual thing going where it's like facials, do your hair product, tweeze, groom. And, um, West is like, no, JD. J.D. Vance is 41 years old. That's shocking to me.

22:50Is this like the first time that I've been older than someone that's like a president or vice president? I don't even know how I feel about that. And all I wondered the whole time was like, I wonder how old the couch was that he fucked. I know. Which couch would you rather sit on? The Summer House couch or the J.D. Vance couch? That's just a thought for the audience. It's a nonpartisan question. Really cuts across all political parties. Don't get mad. Don't get mad, people who voted on the couch. Get mad. Get mad. Stay mad. Everyone else is. And rightfully so. The world's going to shit. Be mad.

23:23Okay? If you're not mad, you're not paying attention. That is for sure. Okay. So, KJ. So, he's like, yeah, okay. So, basically, I would try to tell you not to date somebody. But, I mean, that can get ugly pretty quick. Especially if the New York Times comes a call. Watch out for that one.

23:47uh so um yeah so kj is saying he's not going to try to date anyone in the house and um because he used to be a lover boy which i don't know if he's contractually allowed to even say that without you know paying some royalties to calcook at this point so yeah don't say those words yeah his thing is like i'm not a fuck boy i fall in love in the first five minutes so i'm gonna try not to do that And KJ, this is where it starts. This is our first warning bell for KJ. Is this whole like, well, it's just me. I really want a relationship. I'm always in a relationship. But now I guess I'll try to be a fuckboy, you know, because I'm just heartbroken.

24:25And that's kind of a red flag of somebody. It's like, well, I'm just heartbroken. So they can be a fuckboy. So I don't know. Right. I don't know. Another red flag. Yeah. Another red flag is he's a model. So that's already just something to be wary of. A skateboarding model. Skateboarding. a model on wheels. With anxiety. Skateboarding model, anxiety. Not a fuckboy. I don't know what I'm believing and what I'm not yet. Maybe you'll feel less anxious if you're not rolling as much. I mean, like for me, if you put me on a skateboard, my anxiety goes through the roof. So I find it very amusing that that's actually something that he says takes away his anxiety.

25:01Because I'm like, I don't want to be in a situation where I can fall and hurt myself. that makes me incredibly nervous I'm incredibly David, incredibly nervous it's not safe there's something freeing in it I was riding my Vespa around yesterday because it was finally warm enough and I was like I could die at any moment because you know I haven't ridden it for a little while and I was like oh my god you know people running you off the road, people get nasty when you're on a scooter sometimes and so there was some of that happening and I was at a stoplight and across the street was Angeline of Angeline of Angela.

25:36Angela? I saw her right by your place. I saw her right by your place also. She's always driving around that pink car. She's in that thing. I think she's just driving around to like wave to her fans or whatever because I see her all the time. So it was her and then it was that guy in the, I don't know if you've ever seen him, but it's kind of a lowrider, but with gigantic wheels and like flags all over it. And I think it's Hulk Hogan that's like stenciled onto us. This town is so crazy. So it was them and then a guy came up revving his engine at me and I was like, this is the intersection i could die what if i died like right between the hulk hogan guy the evangeline guy and whoever this douchebag neck is i mean what a way to go but it did make me feel better i was like this is so fun this is so free that's fun that sounds like a great way to alleviate your anxiety it's been fine four way with uh angeline hulk hogan car guy and so and a douchebag just sitting there on my little beige scooter in the you know in the jungle of los angeles unprotected i felt like just such a badass when you ride your vespa do you ever like close your eyes and put your arms out and have like a moment like a cinematic moment no and be like i'm free my life works i'm free i'm free and the rain comes down you just look up and you just drive around and then you drive through the front window of lala's no that's not how it that's not how respos work um and i've been thrown off the vespa so nope there is no letting go there's no letting go anyway the point is um i don't know that i trust this guy so we go back to sierra in the girl's car and they're getting the new girls and i got a page alert because this girl was really giving heavy page energy in the beginning because she had on like a bow you know pages just kind of like i'm just a prissy girl from you know upstate or whatever I wear bows.

27:24She was giving that. Yeah. She came on and she's like, well, hello. I'm your new Paige DeSorbo. Nice to meet you all. Her name is Bailey, which is already, that's already very. Isn't it Levi? No, her name is Levi. Bailey and Levi. Bailey is the talkative one. Levi is the more quiet one who wore corn on her head. Levi is the one with corn on her head. Yeah, that's the one I think had Paige. page. Oh, that one had the page energy. Yeah, she was wearing like a bow. Not a bow, but like a scrunchie kind of thing. And like a... I don't know how to explain that. And she's the brunette as well. She's the one I thought was going to be the new page.

28:05But she didn't seem to be very pagey once it started going. Yeah, Levi seems like the type that in about 10 years from now, there'll be a piece in Eater LA about this person who used to be on reality TV and now has opened up a really trendy cafe. in East Hollywood. I can fuse that. Like homemade biscuits. And like, that's her whole thing is like, I did reality TV and it was not for me. Like I can already see that stage of her life when she like turns that, this chapter into like her hipster red badge of courage. Like I did that. And it just was like, so not for me. And so I just had to like leave that world behind and move to LA.

28:43And like, now I make these bacon scones and they just sort of like took off from there. and then it's like there's lines of hipsters at the block going to her to levi's little scone shop i love her i want to go can i go to your scone shop oh so um yeah so it's bailey and levi bailey is like a bombshell blonde and um she looks like amanda seyfried seyfried kind of and she's like yeah i'm not the kind of person who would normally join a share house but my goal is to let loose and have fun and get out of my house because like i'm like sick of myself and i want to meet people the opposite of me you know because i need to try things and be around guys because i'm like a never around guys and i just want to be crazy you know like i mean i'm already crazy but like fun crazy not just like crazy crazy it's gonna be so fun i can't wait i found that her voice sounded like a muppet baby's version of erica jane i don't know if that's anything that if you picked up on that as well but you know how like erica jane sort of talks in that like clipped wave like we do an impersonation of erica jane which is like but if you actually really listen to erica jane she seems to talk like this quite a bit but this girl was like talking like this a little bit i just felt like it was like a muppet babies ish and that was like very amusing to me i don't know i i find like erica jane on her own like not amusing muppet baby erica jane very amusing um yeah i didn't really get it i only got amanda safe freed and uh that she cried at the first dinner.

30:12And then I kind of liked her because she seems like kind of a mess. Is it possible that I'm just projecting things onto her? No, I'm not just creating these personas. I'm like, oh God. She just seems like she fucks guys all weekend long and good for her. I love her. I'm just like creating their own characters. The other one has bacon scones, a bacon scone trademark. mark the other one's like a she's like a she's like a 1978 meryl streep with that blonde hair she's always in a divorce battle with dustin hoffman so um amanda's like so how long have you two been friends like well it feels like it's been childhood but it's really only been two years so bailey says so we met on instagram and like she dm'd me and she was like well we have to we have way too many mutual friends like how do we not know each other and then i was like you're so cute you're right so we went to coffee and like literally an hour later i was like sitting on our couch like day one i was on her couch like it's crazy yeah like we're total friends she has the couch so um then amanda starts immediately bitching which i think is so funny so they're like oh my god yeah like we're such good friends like we rage like we have such a good time we love couches we go party together we're each other's best friends and amanda's like yeah Kyle rages a lot too without me at the club because he's a DJ, a fucking DJ loser.

31:39We couldn't be more different about it. He's always out late because he's a DJ. Hey, Kyle. Okay, well, nice to meet you. It's going to be a fun summer. Fun drive that we have ahead of us. She's like, how long have you guys been married? She's like, for very long years. He just started DJing and Bailey's like um are we into the DJ vibe or you said he was over 40 right and he just started right are we into that or she's like 100 % not supportive and she goes yeah that's a midlife thing girl it happened to my dad and then Sierra and Amanda just start cracking up because of course like Kyle is being compared to these girls dad without them even thinking twice about it and he was like wait your dad was a dj and she goes no no he wasn't a dj but he did buy 18 motorcycles when he turned 45 so like i could see you doing that to yourself you know levi like becoming a dj and staying out every night like being tired all the time like dj dj bacon scone so levi is like um dj bacon scone um i don't think that kyle's doing this because i just met you um but i do feel like people use that as an excuse to just like Bailey will you help me out here?

33:01Go out go out and leave their wives. Yeah I think that's what's happening here. Do you ever think that? That was a nice way to put it because her face said that man is cheating on you constantly that is an excuse for your man to go out and fuck young people at night. That is what he is doing. I feel like Levi has I feel like her face says a lot of things her face is often saying something along the lines of that man is cheating on you and I really like that in her. Yeah, I do too. I find it refreshing when someone's like, I don't know you people and I don't care. Your husband's probably cheating on you.

33:33You know that, right? Has anybody told you that? Oh my God, are you the internet? So then Sierra's like, yeah, that might have something to do with it. So we see a flashback to Sierra and Amanda talking five weeks ago. And Amanda's like, I wanted him to start partying. So he found a career where he stays out late in parties. I'm like, should I be mad? And Sierra's like, I think you should be fucking pissed about it. So we're back to the president, and Sierra says, people are just, like, becoming DJs because they don't want to go home. And I think that, like, people should just be honest about that.

34:09So, yeah, not great. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. So now the girls arrive at the Hamptons, and they basically park their car and leave the trunk open. And so the guys take in their bags and then they go up to the front door. And it's like, it's like tense because we all are bracing for this door to be stuck and it opens up smoothly. I'm actually at this point, I'm actually a little upset. I'm upset that they fixed the door. I think that like, it's yeah. You know, it's like, you can't be upset. This is summer house. And this is the, this is the show of changing men.

34:47That door is a man. That door is like, I'm door 4.0. I'm different. I've totally changed. And within three weeks, it'll be stuck again, locking people out. I hope so. I really do. So they have some drinks and then they go outside. There's like a whole carnival county fair thing that's set up in advance of West Party. And there's like a little, it's not like a, it's not a carousel, but it looks like a carousel. It's like a gazebo. So they all climb into it and everything. And they're like, oh, this is cool. This is fun. Yeah. I like when they saw chairs at the front door. And Sierra's like, that's giving lux.

35:23There's chairs. So they go in, they get some drinks going, and look at the backyard and stuff like that. And Levi's like, oh, my God, I love games. She's like, oh, my God, me too. We're best friends. That's why we're friends. We love games. So they're trying to guess who is going to walk into the house first, and they go outside to, you know, talk, whatever. Because Summer House, we complain about this on Housewives, but it's 10 times as bad on Summer House. It's like half an hour of hellos. it's like hi hi hi every weekend they come they're like oh my god hi they hug each other oh my god hi you look so cute so they do that and meanwhile west and kj arrive yeah and then they see the bags and they're like we're not taking those in so they just walk in and um they they say hi kj introduces himself to all the girls and stuff and Wes is like, did you guys leave the trunk open so that like we'd get your shit?

36:21And Sierra's like, that's exactly what we did. That was your first test. And Sierra tells us, you know, Wes, it's a tack of the subject of Wes. In the past, it's been hard for me to sort my big feelings. But my goal for the summer is that I'm just, I'm not gonna eat him alive. I'm working on being less rigid and I'm working on being less of a bitch. So, you know, that's good because if she was still, she was still upset at West this summer. And she's allowed to still be upset. But we all know the rule on these shows is you're allowed to have a feud with someone for one season. But if you carry it into a second one, it's done.

36:56It's done. And the audience is going to turn against you. So she's doing the right thing by changing her attitude. So the guys are making small talk with the noobs. And Bailey is from Indianapolis. Just huge. It's a big deal. And Sierra's talking about the first weekend. And they're complimenting each other's glasses and stuff. And KJ is like, oh, yeah, this is my first time to the Hamptons. I was in Europe for the past two years for like modeling. But like prior to that, I'm just like a pro skateboarder. So I'm skating a lot and shit. That's what I do. If you're ever wondering, what would KJ do?

37:30The answer is skate. He'd skate. Yeah. I'm a skater. Skateboarder man. Yeah, I got my first skateboard when I was like six or seven. And then I, when I was 19, I went viral for a trick that I invented. Yeah, I invented a trick. And we see a shot of him doing this trick where he's like, the skateboard's on a bench or something. And he goes over it, but then his foot comes off and then he lands. It's like, yeah. I was trying to figure out, because I'm not a skateboard person, obviously. I do love the idea of things that roll you places. So I always loved the idea of a skateboard, but I just kept falling off.

38:03I couldn't do it. But yeah, I've seen the thing where you jump the skateboard onto a bar or something. And then he slides it down the bar. and then it goes off the bar. And did he invent the part where he flips his skateboard before it goes back to the ground? I don't think so. I think it's that maybe it's that he had like one leg off of it or something like that. I don't know. Let's see. What skateboard trick did KJ invent? Okay. KJ Dillard. Oh, Dillard's. So the one foot crooked grind. I mean, obviously, You got the one. Yeah, you got the one foot crooked grind is a variation of a standard crooked crooked grind where one foot is taken off the board during the grind.

38:54And he invented it. So look at that, everyone. One foot crooked grind. Poor Kyle. He's still doing the two foot one. So old and lame. Dumbass. Yeah. You got to have two feet on the skateboard at all time. It's safe. Ten and three. So, he's talking about New York, because I guess he's new to New York, too. So, basically, they just cast him to be on the show. So, he came. And so, he's trying to talk his way around it. He's like, yeah, you know, I had an interest in New York, but, like, I don't know if I ever wanted to, like, live there. But I got anxiety thinking about it, because I have anxiety.

39:32And when I first came here, I was like, oh, it's kind of dope, you know, because, like, everyone in the Midwest is nice for no reason, you know. like finally i came to new york and someone was like what is that crooked grind straighten up your grind you fucking loser i was like yeah i'm home crooked grind so wes is like um hey amanda have you ever ridden out here without kyle yeah and i just wanted to ride out with the girls you know find some happiness in life once for once and for all so they're like oh where is he anyway and so now Jesse is 7.26 p.m. I would have ridden out with Kyle, but I was afraid he would leave in the middle of the drive to go do a DJ set somewhere.

40:14So 7.26 p.m., Jesse, Carl, and Kyle arrive. They say hi. They meet KJ. They come on in. West is like, by the way, Carl, KJ's dad played for the Pirates. Whoa, whoa, that's amazing. I threw out the first pitch at the Pirates game recently, So I guess you could say that I played for the Pirates too. Soft ball. Soft ball. Kind of invented a move. The crooked catch a ball grind. Crooked catch a ball on one foot grind. It's pretty big. Crooked soft. You look it up. Crooked soft. Crooked soft. You throw a ball with one foot. Softly. You have to be soft on one foot. It's different. It's a variation. Yeah.

41:01I don't know. like you'll hear a bit more about it because I'll be in the mix this year. So get ready. So Kyle comes in and he's like, guys, if anybody has stuff in the car, it's about to downpour. It's about to be downpour out there. And, uh, Sierra says, okay, the, um, the GMC, the girls car, you guys, can we talk about this? Kyle, police. He's like, what, what you need? You can't get your own luggage. What is this? A team effort? Like your muscles don't work. Like what's going on? The guys have to, uh, it's literally about to rain. so Sierra tells us that you know cause my friend but I don't like when I hear things from Amanda about how she's being treated and then I have to sit there and smile and giggle in your face knowing these things but like I can't get involved because it's not my marriage like in polite society that is correct but you're on a reality TV show so have at it that's what I say yeah I believe in not getting involved in your friends marriages but if they're doing it at the dinner table you bet my you bet your ass I'm going to be involved because that's what you get if you fight at dinner I'm going to take a side and I'm going to tell you what my side is.

42:00Cause I'm going to be in the fight. No one's people aren't going to fight at dinner without me in the fight. I'm going to get in the fight too. So don't fight at dinner then. Yep. Yep. Yep. So Kyle's getting really mad because Sierra does not want to grab her own bags. And I was like, but I'm not going to storm. Like we need to come out group ever. Like the whole place is going to sweep away. It's crazy. Come on. And everyone just is ignoring Kyle. And he's like, has that dumbfounded look on his face. Like guys, why can't anyone see that there's like a storm? We got to do this. And just got It's a commercial break and Kyle being frustrated that no one wants to help him take bags out of the car.

42:30Yeah. So now it's room time. They start talking about rooms and where they're going to go. It's announced that Carl is going to mix it up. I'm going to mix it up this season. And so they're picking rooms. And then Amanda's showing the noobs their rooms. And they're going to get to room together because they're new. and Amanda's like Kyle, by the way, don't embarrass yourself in front of the new girls don't go too hard in the paint yeah like, oh yeah, well thanks for the pep talk and so Carl is meanwhile like saging his room he's like, well it's the first summer I'm going to sage, I'm going to smudge out all the badness, now that I'm in the mix I'm going to put some sage in the mix too you know, summer of 2025 to five is a summer of Carl, Carl 10.0, because I'm confident and I'm healthy.

43:24And what everyone wants to hear from the least lame person in the house, we're going to be running a marathon. Yeah, you heard it here first. I'm running in the marathon. I'm the annoying runner guy, officially. Well, I've been the annoying runner guy, but now I'm like annoying for a longer distance, you know? So, you know, I've been sober. I've been healthy for all these years. And now I'm finally becoming like a real human, human being who's in the mix and running in the mix for 26 miles. Yeah. Sierra is joking with Jesse about having a bench in his shower and he's like, hey, hey, open door policy by the way.

43:58That wasn't clear. You can always come use the bench in my bathroom. And then Sierra and Jesse are sort of like hanging out on a bed together and she's like, oh my God, you're so fucking anal because she gets on his bed and like she has her shoes on and he's like could you not put your shoes like he gives her a look like he's smiling through gritted teeth like like please don't put your shoes on my bed right now she's like oh fine i'll take my shoes off yeah so they talk about missing page and he's like yeah she'll be hard to replace her i'll gossip with you guys in bed and she's like yeah it'll be perfect i mean you can't replace page but you know if you want to be a part of the gossip girls you can but you just have to keep your mouth shut okay do you think you can do that he's like literally shut it right now it's shut it's not shut a fly just went into your mouth close your mouth it's close it's not get the fuck out of it you're not going to be part of this group you open mouth motherfucker no i will not say anything that i hear in bed she goes well i want you to repeat that back to yourself i will not share any share anything i hear in bed but i will bring bountiful information which is a lie.

45:12He will bring bountiful information but he will also bring bountiful information from the bed to others, I guarantee it. Yeah, we know these shows. The guys are the worst gossips on the whole show. So they pinky promise and then Amanda and Wester in the kitchen and she's like, oh my god, do you have like a C on your phone? What is that? Is that for a Sierra? And he's like, it was on my kickball jersey for Captain but now that you mention it I guess it does stent for sierra god damn it she's like well it's so weird because you have a c on your bummer sierra you know they could that's also a different way you can spell

45:52then we go to jesse and sierra and jesse's like so do you think that you and wes are going to get back on like friendly terms this summer just like uh i guess only god will tell if he's not busy he probably has other things to deal with and trying to predict what my relationship with west is gonna be yeah because it's not in god's hands it's in your hands she's like yeah i've been praying about it it's a joke by the way i'm not praying about it at all it's like no way that's huge you've been praying about it wow it's like yeah don't make it a big deal just wipe that smile off your face it is i'm not smiling you are stop smiling i'm not stop fucking i'm not get out of my bed so then we go to bailey and levi they're walking by the room and they see them in the bed talking and they're like oh my god sorry to interrupt you we just wanted to see who was in what room but it's you so okay i guess you can go back to it we'll just over here as we kind of interrupted a moment there okay just newbie alert don't mind us and then uh kyle amanda and aj are and west are in the kitchen and kyle's like i just realized my my friend ben also modeled and he's coming tomorrow too and amanda's like wow models yeah models yeah he's like I'm just saying I think they'll I think they're gonna get along cause like Cage is a model Ben's a model you know cause like models they get along naturally I have to do this put two models in a room and then just do they talk I mean what do models do I don't know they'll be in a room together tell you this much they'll be thin thin people thin people in a room I really know what do models talk about As we all know, models are the most fascinating people in the world.

47:34So it's really great that Bravo cast two of them on their show this year. So Bailey is asking KJ how long he's been a model. And he's like, I don't know, like six or seven years, something like that. I don't know. They call me a crooked model because I can model on one foot. That's pretty cool.

47:52So Wes is like, yeah, guys, Kyle is like a little older than us, but he's like the craziest motor on a human being I've ever seen guys. And they're like, Oh my God. Like he doesn't stop. Yeah. Like I'll be like, Kyle is fucking four. Let's go to bed. Yeah. And then he comes to bed at four in the morning and goes, Kyle, I mean, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, and post me and post me until I wake up and remember that I'm extremely depressed that I married this fucking loser. I mean, she's just really coming for Kyle. She's not letting up on Kyle, but maybe justifiably so and Bailey goes oh hell no I would kill you it's like well you're 20 I mean how old are you she's like I'm 30.

48:33Wow she's 30 I would not have guessed that I didn't even hear her say that. I didn't hear her say that either I thought she was like 27 and Wes like oh my god saying you're 30 but I'm also kind of like 13 I'm like kind of a little boy you know so were you born in 95 she's like yeah I was like 95 shortly thereafter I had my first oral sex. Like while we were being born.

49:02So now Carl comes out. He's like, wow. Hey guys, it's me. Do you recognize me? Am I different? It's in the mix. Hey guys, ordering a pizza. I'm ordering a pizza. I'm going to order like 10 pizzas. What do you think of that? Hey, I would normally ask what sort of toppings everyone wants, but these pizzas are all going to be in the mix. This should be a little bit of everything. just in the mix right now. So now KJ and Sierra are on the couch talking and he's like, yeah, you know, like I can hang with boys, but like I grew up around women. So, you know, I have younger sisters and my mom raised me and she's like, oh, so you know female energy.

49:38So where does your family live? And he's like, yeah, Arizona. But like I'm from Kansas City, but I'm from Arizona. And then my mom's a nurse. She's like, oh my God, my mom's a nurse and I'm a nurse. He's like, yeah, great. I see you. By the way, another fuckboy warning is the, I was raised by women. So I understand women and I get along with women in a different way. That's also usually a very good tactic. Although oddly enough, I'm not getting like crazy fuckboy vibes off of KJ. I think honestly the anxiety thing works really well on me because I'm like, well, he can't be a fuckboy. He's got anxiety.

50:18He's probably focused on himself right now. but that would be actually total fuckboy behavior so now they're starting to set the table for the pizza and sierra spills on herself and carl is like all right well i want to make a speech from the mix okay just want to say carl 10.0 is here uh hope you guys are ready for some pizza it's going to be a bit of a marathon session which is my way of saying i'll be running a marathon so guys you need me i'll be up at seven in the morning running all over the place but we have a lot of single people here, so all the single ladies, all the single ladies, get your hands up for some pizza.

50:57It's like, yeah, literally everyone is single except the married people. Kyle goes, eh, we forgot our hardware. We didn't bring our hardware. And he lifts his hand. And Amanda goes, no, it's because Kyle lost his wedding ring and I said I'm not wearing mine until he gets a new one. And it gets kind of awkward and Jesse's like, oh, it's okay, you can cosplay a single. I think they're already doing that. That also, the Kyle lost his wedding ring, so I'm not going to wear mine until he gets a new one is a strange. That's a strange perspective, I think, unless she believes that. I mean, unless it's all a lie, right?

51:34They're just not wearing their wedding rings because. Well, yeah, he's going out to clubs every night DJing without his wedding ring. I think she's like, yeah, I'm not going to wear mine then. What am I, a fucking moron? I'm just going to sit here with this chain around my finger while you're out there fucking 20 year olds. No, sir. No. Yeah. So then out of nowhere, Levi's like, okay, hi, I'm Levi. I just got out of a 12-year relationship. And they're like, whoa, what? How old are you? She goes, yeah, it's like super fresh. I mean, it's not super fresh because it was two years ago. So how old were you when you started dating?

52:05It's like, yeah, I was 15. So I'm just like truly finding out who I am now without this man. You know what I mean? He's like 15 to like now. It's been crazy. And they're all kind of doing the math in their head. and Bailey says, yeah, like you have no dating experience. I was in a relationship for two years. It was super toxic. He cheated on me. And then he broke up with me at Sweetgreen. At Sweetgreen. Oh my God. Not sweetgreen. I mean, not even Kyle would do that. I mean, and he's terrible. He told me to meet him at Sweetgreen. And when I got done at the gym, and Carl's like, oh, did he do it before or after you ate?

52:44Because like, that's a big salad. That's an expensive salad. Do you know if he had a good workout, by the way, beforehand? I'm just curious. Was he a good workout at the gym? No. So it was before because they're like, I remember salad spilling everywhere. And everyone's like, what? Kyle's like, you spilled the$20 salad? How could you do that? Well, because I had ordered the motherfucker a salmon salad because I knew he liked salmon. Oh, my God. One of the more expensive items on the menu. Wow. Yeah. And so he walked to the front door. he dropped my keys on the table and then I look up and he just staring at me and said, I'm moving out.

53:21And he points and everything he owned was in a suitcase outside the sweet green. And he just walked out. First of all, by the way, I'd like to say you have everything you own in a suitcase and you leave it outside the sweet green. I'm not taking my hand off that thing. Who leaves a suitcase outside the sweet green in New York city. That's crazy. That's going to get stolen. So she's like, so I dropped the salad and I chased after him. and I was like, what do you mean you're moving out? I just got you a salmon salad. Where are you going? And then he moved to LA the next day, you guys. The next day.

53:53LA. Wow. Talk about bitter greens as opposed to a sweet green. Oh, Carl's 11.0. Love's a joke. In the mix. That breakup salad was made from arugula. Hello there. This is a two-part recap, okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two.

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