#3202 Summer House S10E1 Part 2 : Beat Unmatching

0:21Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about this is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Carl is so happy that there's like a worse breakup story on Summer House now than him and Lindsay. The sweet green. So did he tell you he cheated? And she goes, um, I found out after. I was like, he didn't come out clean. And like, I found out after. And it was the worst day of my entire life. Like without any shadow of a doubt.

0:55I was so upset with him and so heartbroken. I didn't give a shit. So I'm really excited about this summer. So thank you for the question, Carl. I did not mean to cry the first day. KJ's like, well, yo, don't ever apologize for crying, man. Carl's like, yeah. Everybody at this table has cried their eyes out in this room, in some room in this house. Everyone's cried. at all we're just used to it being because of lindsey but uh this was refreshing this was refreshing yeah solid solid tears it's a different kind of vibe we like that like it's here i was like yeah especially kyle he's cried the most i'm crying right now over that salmon what a waste man how did we not get a montage of kyle crying we needed this so they all cheers each other and Bailey's like, okay, Kyle.

1:50So I've cried. So now I'll make Amanda cry. So what about your DJ career? Why don't you tell us about that? He's like, oh God, I'll tell you when it started. In the womb, in the womb. I was a wiggy wigging in the womb. I want to start my own business and he got so mad about it that he decided that he wanted to be a DJ despite me and then he became a DJ, which Kyle's like, oh, that's an amazing summer of events. And she's like, well, tell me where I went wrong. Now I will say, I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't like the situation with his DJing. It does not seem like he's tending to what is supposed to be the love of his life.

2:26But I don't, I don't, I never took it that Kyle started to spite Amanda. It was more like in the conversations he admitted that he wanted to be a DJ, but he was doing this corporate thing. Cause this is what was right. And the vibe was like, well then be a DJ. Why are you not doing the thing you want to love? So he started doing the thing that he loves. And now Amanda's like, he's doing it despite me, which like, I don't, I personally did not take, get that takeaway, but he may be going out and taking so many gigs despite her. But, uh, well, I mean, I don't know. What did you think? I think Amanda's going a little too hard at this right now, before we hear what she has to say later at this point, I was like, God, she's really not relenting.

3:07Like she's going so hard and like purposely trying to start fights at dinner and all of this. But from what I remember, Kyle was like literally crying because she wanted to go start a bikini line. He's like, you can't leave lover boy. Right. And so it became her being like, oh, my God, if you want to start a business, start a business. Because he was like literally sitting there crying, temper tantrum. She wanted to have a bikini line for girls with big boobs and he couldn't take it. So, you know, I don't know that it was to spite her, but I can see how she's like, oh, wow. So I want to start a business.

3:39So now that means that you can stay out every day till six in the morning. Like, great. And meanwhile, my business gets completely overshadowed by your DJ career, which is what the only thing that people talk about. So I understand why she's frustrated. I just didn't, I was like, I'm going to give this one little thing to Kyle, which is that I don't think he started it to spite her, but I think that, um, maybe his distance from her maybe was, maybe there's some spite in that. I don't know. But, um, Now he wants to go out every night and do whatever he wants until six. And he's been like that since they've started their relationship.

4:15So he's just giving himself a reason to go do, you know, and he's also tying it in with lover boy because he's like, yeah, you know, like I get to really go promote lover boy because I'm sure he takes cases of lover boy and everybody buys lover boy and stuff. So he's like selling his thing and getting paid to DJ. So he's like, I'm saving the biz. I'm saving the family business. You know, he's given himself this whole workaround. yeah at what point this is a this is like an honest question um lover boy has now been around on this show for several years like seven or eight years at what point like does it stop being such like a dog and pony horse and pony show dog and pony show whatever whatever pony whatever show that involves a pony why when does it stop being that like i understand you always have to promote your product.

5:03But doesn't it sort of feel like at a certain point, Loverboy should be big enough now that it's on the trajectory of Poppy? So Poppy, everyone knows what Poppy is, I think. And we know, we are part of the Poppy origin story. We're not part of it, but we observed the Poppy origin story because the people who created Poppy were on House Hunters. And we recapped that House Hunters episode several years ago. And they were like, we have a new soda and It's doing well. It's doing well in Whole Foods. And now they sold like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke. We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl.

5:41And she spun that up into something really massive and major. And I kind of feel like Loverboy, like we still have Kyle getting cases of it and going from club to club to club to get people to sell it. Like it feels like it shouldn't need a DJ to get those cases moving. Do you know what I'm saying? Doesn't it feel like it should be further along? talked about it a couple years ago or last year and they were saying that it's not very successful and they're still in a ton of debt and they were hoping that they were hoping with lover boy that they were going to make this big company and sell it off and make a ton of money but it's just not in a place where they can sell it off so they're kind of stuck with it trying to make the initial investment back so they can get out of it yeah i mean they get so much promotion from this show so i mean i get it part of the part of lover boy has like it has become totally linked with kyle and he is going to still do these gigs.

6:32But there's part of me that just feels like if you have a relationship that is straining because of these DJ gigs, can you pull back on these DJ gigs? At what point is Leverboy going to be sort of its own thing that you're still going to be able to sell units without you having to go hit the pavement every single day? I mean, this was a problem before the DJ. The problem was the same thing before the DJ career. It was Kyle's going out and partying every night. Kyle just wants to go out and party every night. He needs to be with somebody who wants to go out. I don't think Kyle's evil for wanting to go out and party every night.

7:08He just needs to find somebody that wants to go out and party. He needs to find a party person. Amanda wants to sit on the couch and watch TV and like have that kind of a life, which is that's that's good, too. She should have that. Yeah, I just need to be more compatible with whoever they're with, you know. Yeah, that's the thing. And that's, that's what we've been saying for years and years. And, you know, it sounds like Amanda is finally hearing the, hearing the chorus of us on the internet, but like, ultimately you can't force someone to be, getting married is not going to change someone into the person that you want them to be.

7:45It's not like, oh, they're so close to being the person that I, that I want to be with. And once we're married, they're going to like change their ways. Cause there's, we're part of something bigger now we want to start a family they're going to give up whatever toxic or toxic behaviors or whatever whatever behaviors uh and be the person that i want them to be and it just doesn't happen unfortunately yeah and so carl's like wow i didn't despite you that's an amazing summary of events she goes well tell me where i went wrong kyle and sierra said yeah i mean that was you summed it up perfectly and she goes yeah right i thought i nailed it i mean i thought that's exactly how it happened Kyle and Bailey's like well why don't you have a DJ name and she was like yeah you need a DJ name he's like well name is that you know it's been such a blast like merging all the hard work of Lover Boy and people enjoying it while I play music you know and Amanda goes yeah I love how he's spinning this no pun intended my wife never asked me questions and now she's actually just not even listening to me Sarah's like Amanda goes like oh my god yes cause I'm so jealous it literally takes like my over my whole body I wake up every morning just feeling total jealousy and she's like what did you say I was jealous no I was saying you weren't listening oh well clearly I wasn't listening yeah I mean look there's only so much I get Netflix and chill so I had to go out and DJ sorry I'm allergic to bullshit I thought he said I was jealous and I wasn't listening and Levi and Bailey were like talking about how much they love to dance and I said perfect because Kyle loves to play music for no one this is not good this is not good she's such an ass she's being an asshole but I was cracking up and Bailey's like well I mean you will never play music for no one again because we're gonna dance he's like okay well raise your hands if you guys want to go out.

9:47And so Carl's like, oh, me, I do. Out the mix. I'm out the mix. I want to be in the mix, but I want to go out. Does that make sense? How are we going to work this into my slogan? Hey, guys. I really want to be in the mix. That's why I will offer to clean while you guys go out tonight. But don't get used to it, newbies. This is a one-time only offering. In the mix from home while you guys are at a different mix. Alright, bye, everyone. Now Amanda and Sierra are in bed and Jesse comes in and we get the whole, oh my God, are you going to be part of the bed bugs? You want to be the new page? We get the whole, everybody wants to be part of the bed bugs team.

10:31That continues on. Wes comes and sits down and he's like, what are you guys going to do tonight? And Amanda's like, Sierra's definitely staying in. He's like, but have you ever had dinner where a person cries on the first night? wasn't that like crazy yeah well the good news is i think i like them yeah like west is like trying really hard to be a bed bug right now because they're like clocking west for trying to come in and start like shit talking bailey and like no one really wants to do it because they like her like stop you're you're not messy you can't do it you can't crawl into bed and be gossipy with us that doesn't work he's like well i want to apply to be a bed bug i mean can you be a bed bug but like i don't know like still have fun still it's like i'm sorry but are you implying that the bed bugs aren't fun it's like yeah i'm saying that i'm saying that he goes come on guys let me make a joke too and sierra's like no you're on probation literally get out get out of here so amanda's like yeah there's two new girls here like why are you like why are you guys like even hanging out with us not with them and wes is like because they're crying remember because they cried i made fun of them crying so now we go to a sad cow monologue he's kind of like not really unpacking but just kind of throwing stuff around in his bag talking to himself for the cameras he's just like wow this shit where's everybody every summer amanda makes me feel like i don't exist she doesn't give a shit man doesn't even like me What am I even doing here?

12:06Leading up to this first weekend, we just haven't had a ton of time to spend together. Between January and June, I spent maybe one and a half weekends in the city. I'm literally DJing everywhere. So I was just hoping to reunite, rekindle things with my wife. But just right out of the gate, it was clear that no, it's discouraging. It's because you have been gone every weekend from January to June, and now all of a sudden, Amanda has to stop everything because now on your terms, but you want to have like couple time. And that's like, like, why should she have to, why should she have to now spend her summer, her fun time with the friends being like, oh wait guys, I have to have a couple time with Kyle.

12:44Like I get it. If you really care about your marriage, you will make those, you'll try to take advantage of those moments. But Kyle's acting like some, you know, external force pulled him away from Amanda. Like he was drafted into the army. It's like, no, you made the choice to book up all your weekends. You have full control over your calendar. or you do not have to do that. Well, it definitely made a lot more sense. It definitely made a lot more sense why Amanda's so pissed because he's never there. And then he's like, I thought we were going to get to spend time together now that we're scheduled to be on a TV show together.

13:12It's like, well, I decided this is when I want to be available to you. So you have to like get on board and have a couple's time now. It's like, she has no say in this. So now everybody but Amanda and Sierra go out and they're in bed. And Amanda's like, what do you think it would be like to be young again? She's like, I'm literally 29. get off my ass i'm younger than the newbie it's weird so what's going on with you and your husband she's like well you know he gets on my nerves but i'm like i was with friends the other night and they and they like one of them has a friend that's like a dj and he has a wife and kid and he goes out to dj but he doesn't drink and then he goes home as soon as the set's done and i'm like not kyle kyle finishes his set and he goes and drinks and he hangs out with the owners and goes out with the fans he goes to breakfast with the fans i mean yeah then there's like another fucking rumor because someone wrote to like page six like kyle has been seen x y and z and kyle was like there's no truth to this and then like they squash the article but it's just like i don't know like i'm just numb to it now and that scares me i shouldn't be numb it's time for a commercial it's time for a crap it's commercial

14:22So she says, you know, I used to have crazy reactions. I used to call him. I'd just be like sobbing and I couldn't sleep until he got home. And now I'm just like, fuck it. I don't even care what he's doing. But being whatever about everything is really not a good sign. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, she seems like that for a few years. So she's like, yeah, I've been dealing with this for 10 years. And I thought when you fell in love, you fall in love. and then you choose a person, you get married, and then you have kids, and then things get difficult. And Sierra's like, yeah, you didn't sign up to be with a fucking DJ, that's for sure.

14:56Yeah. So Amanda's like, you know, I didn't think shit would be this hard in the first few years. Like, this is not where I thought my life would be right now. But unfortunately, it's exactly where we thought your life would be right now. So yeah, you can't see it when it's you. You know, it's so easy to see it when it's everybody else. but man. So, uh, now, uh, everyone's out partying. Now this is the next thing, um, that I, the next flag that comes up for the new guy, he's doing pushups at the club. Uh, yeah, that was weird. I don't like when men do fitness as either a dance or like a, I just don't want to see fitness at the club.

15:39Like every now and then, for instance, if you go to like the Abbey or like a gay bar and there's like a go-go dancer, instead of dancing, you'll see like a guy doing yoga moves. I'm like, that's, you're doing yoga. You're not, you're not being a go-go dancer right now. You're just doing yoga moves where sometimes they'll just like, they will just do pushups. And you're like, why are you doing this right now? I'm not putting a dollar in your ass crack while you're in the namaste. Come on, man. This is not what we're here for. yeah so now everybody comes home at like two in the morning and um it goes to bed but it's freezing in the house air conditioner's crazy in there so it's gonna be a problem and then jesse comes in jesse and west go into the girl's room and they're like oh my god it's cold right and this is where i was like ew get out of here it creeps and jesse's like this is a crazy room i mean i'm not gonna tell you how to live but all your clothes are on one bed and then you're cuddling on another red wood jesse the neat freak is losing his mind i mean has he seen sierra's room though i feel like sierra maybe sierra's room has gotten like a little bit better i feel like in sierra's early days on the show it was it was just kept on seeing that bed that laptop on the edge of the bed yeah by her feet oh my god nightmare um so they're like this is normal whatever so kyle goes to bed and he's like, Amanda, Amanda.

17:02What, Kyle? Do you have an eye mask? No, Kyle. I forgot my eye mask. Maybe I'll find it when you find your wedding ring, Kyle. I know. It's in the upside down. So, uh, then Levi and, is it Levi or Levy? No, it's Levi. Levi. Levi and Bailey are in bed together and Levi's like, um, I'm probably going to take my clothes off in the middle of the night just so you know and bailey's like um what she's like i was like yeah just like i can't sleep with clothes on and she's like i i don't give you my consent to sleep in bed with you naked that that ends today you're you're gonna keep your clothes on levi um so now uh carl's like she doesn't say anything he's like well fuck me and now it's the next more i mean even this like before he left you knew she's upset because you're going out all the time and she's staying home so you're going out come on man you just complained about couple time you just complained about you're hoping for couple time and then you went out the first night and now the next morning kj makes everybody breakfast and they've got 200 people coming to the party today, guys.

18:16So they've got to get ready. And now the new guy comes and his name is Ben. And he looks like Notting Hill, Hugh Grant. And he's Australian. And he comes in and the guy's like, oh my God, he's so handsome. Because he is. He's really cute. And Wes is like, oh my God, he's so handsome. You're so tall. You're so tall. Hey, you're tall. Also, you smell really good. Really cool guy. He's a bit. They love him. He's got like the hair of like a Greek artist or like a curly and swirly. And he's like, so did you always go out last night? Give it a crick. Are you a bit dusty? Are you all right? Do you mean any Sheila?

18:53Oh my God, are you from Australia? Are you from Australia? Talk more. That's right. I am. I put some shrimp on the barbie last night. Kangaroos, wallabies, dingoes. Like, oh my God. I love the way you, I love the way you talk. Oh my God. Give it a crack, a little dusty. Roo, Sheila. Go on and on. Yeah, well, I met Amanda at a wedding in Italy last year, and we were up. God, that was late. We stayed up. That was a great time, wasn't it, Amanda? And Wes is like, why is it so awkward now? Did you guys go to, like, an orgy or something? Bailey's like, sounded like it. So Amanda says, Ben and I met at my best friend's wedding in Italy while we were skinny dipping.

19:36And how do I explain this? we ended up me the bride and ben skinny dipping in the pool while kyle was blasting a speaker walking around outside the pool and we really got to know each other at that point fully nude was the groom not in the pool either wait the bride was skinny dipping without the groom that's hadley so um i think it's so funny that kyle's just like not in the pool he's just walking around with a boombox i'm still djing still djing i'm djing i'm djing i'm setting the tone man wow you've seen amanda's boobs i've never even seen amanda's boobs yeah it's a european water and we see kyle just getting perturbed so then uh sierra and carl are knocking on sierra's door while she's lotioning her legs i've not seen this much suntan lotion being put onto a leg it looked like she was icing a cake yeah kyle was like oh whoa is that lotion i thought you were putting whipped cream on yourself, which is delicious.

20:35She's like, no, it just looks like it. It's just sunscreen. So, how's it going out last night? I'm already bored with you, Carl. Oh, it was so fun. It was in the mix. It was, like, just really good to get the new kids out. Like, I guess it was, like, I dropped them off, and I was like, when you need me, I'll be in the car. So, I just hung out in the station wagon the whole time, and then they came back, and I drove them home. We went to McDonald's, got some milkshakes, and then I tucked them into bed, and it was just a great night. It was great. Love those nights. Oh, yeah. Spent a lot of time in the parking lot.

21:01I did, however, get people to sign up to promise to buy Girl Scout cookies when it's that season again. So it was pretty productive. It was pretty productive. Yeah, it was really in the mix. So she's like, okay, well, I'm going to make an honest effort to go out more this summer. I'm just going to try to do it. He's like, whoa, really? You seem like you're in good spirits. Things are good, right? So you're still single, right? Because I'm single. And I don't know if you heard, but I'm hashtagging the mix. So just throwing my hat in the ring. Softly, of course. Yeah, I'm still single too. Wow, Sierra, one of these days, actually in another world, you and I would be together and it would be perfect.

21:40It would be amazing. It would be soft. It would be soft. She's like, uh-huh, yeah, it's not going to happen. So are you dating anyone, Carl? He's like, oh, not officially. No, I'm just, you know, I'm not like prioritizing meeting someone. I mean, I just changed my hinge to show me like throwing a ball out at the Pirates game. So just waiting for that to really seed itself. Yeah. I did. No. I did hear from Lil. She's been taking magic lessons, and she learned how to pull a quarter out from behind someone's ear. So, really excited for her, but I just think I want to just move forward with someone new.

22:15So, I don't know. Excited. And Sierra's like - Yeah, I don't want to be like 90 and have kids. She goes, yeah, gross. You don't want to be like old picking up your kids. That's gross. Like a grandpa. He's like, yeah, I'm already kind of a grandpa, I guess. Weren't you laughing? That was a joke. She's like, oh, well, I mean, in this house, you are but like i mean at least kyle's older huh yeah i mean i know well it's like funny like i don't i don't see how that much like if i do if i like don't go to show it's like hard to see him it's just like miss spending i don't know like more quality time with him you know like i kind of feel like kyle's just like not dare say in the mix i don't know so okay he still loves kyle but never sees him and he's not getting the emotional needs filled that he needs in this relationship and Sierra's like, well, yeah, like the DJ thing thing is like ridiculous.

23:03Like now you're staying up all night with random fucking people. He's like, yeah, it's like, it makes me nervous for him and Amanda. Like four months ago, like he was DJing on a Thursday night at Penn State. I'm like, you're going to Penn State on a Thursday night? She goes, the college? Wow. Wow. What's the logic there? He's like, yeah, it just seemed a little off. This kind of like other life that he's been leading is just like the last 12 months, which is like DJing and like hosting these parties, just isn't aligned with what should be going on in his life, which is really committing to his wife and getting back into a good foundation in this relationship and planning for a future in the relationship and, I don't know, coming in and supporting Softbar.

23:41That would be nice, too, if you could do that. That would be great. You know, whatever. So Sierra's like, does Kyle think that there's just anything wrong with what he's doing? And Carl's like, I think he knows that things need to be addressed, but I don't know. We just want you to be happy. and he basically is like, we just can see them living parallel realities and it's not going in the right direction. Yeah. So then everybody's getting ready for this party and we're gonna fuck shit up. We've got corn dogs, a kissing booth. I mean, come on guys. So they're helping to decorate and there's gonna be a petting yard or whatever you call that.

24:20What do you call it? A petting zoo, yeah. So they're gonna do that. And Kyle's untangling cords. He's like, yeah, you know what? I gotta figure out what these 50 ,000 chords do. I'm a DJ. So, you know, like, and Amanda's like, whatever, Kyle. I was like, yeah, Amanda's like, I wasn't even thinking about you anyway being out here. I don't care if you're out here. Have fun with your chords, Kyle. That's all she said to me. I don't know. I am Amanda.

24:47So they're all setting up and everything, and it's just, you know, people are, like, getting ready. And this is where KJ, Wes and KJ are at the ladder. And Wes is like, hey, how are you feeling after night one? And KJ is like, I'm good. This morning was just like kind of an adjustment. Like I was just getting a bit anxious, you know, and no one knew. I was just kind of chilled out. So he tells us he's had anxiety since he was 14. He goes, Wes is like, do you like when people check in on those situations? Like, yeah, man, I really appreciate it. It's like, okay, well, that's what we're doing right now.

25:18This counts as my check-in. So KJ tells us, I think that's why skating has been so good for me. At least I'm at least anxious when I'm doing extreme maneuvers. it's the daredevil or it's or if i don't do that if i don't not a daredevil i just shut down as an adult right now that's how i handle anxiety i'm either rolling or i'm fetal and that's anxiety so then we go to sierra and amanda in bed and oh and ben sorry just it's always the same so sierra and amanda and ben are in the kitchen talking and we find out that ben was on the bachelor's like please don't watch it it was so embarrassing i mean when i walk in there's girls here this girl there and they're like do you want to get married what are your feelings are we in a relationship i'm like what the fuck this isn't for me right they brought me here because i've got a full head of hair i can't take this i was shaved it off ran the fuck out of there so now he's gone from that experience at this house where people are like so what's the deal are you married where do you see yourself in five years you want kids what they're basically asking the same questions in summer house it's like but at least i don't have to choose anyone so he's just like embarrassed about being on The Bachelor.

26:26Yeah, Bachelor is hardcore, though. Oh, my gosh. That one really is like, you're like, hi, how are you? Well, my mom died when I was three. I was really vulnerable right now. So, like, we're dating, right? Whoa, whoa, what? Cut to bed. It's like, good thing he missed last night's dinner. My boyfriend broke up with me over Sweetgreen. Yeah. So, the animals are coming in. There's a donkey. Sierra's very happy. And Kyle's like, Amanda, your grandma's thinking you forgot how to pet cocks take note and the man's just like okay who wants to sleep in the bed with me tonight Kyle so now people come over and we get another 20 minutes of hellos while the donkeys come and Daffy the donkey winner of the episode just making his rounds and we see Carl flirting he's like oh yeah hey what'd you guys do today I had a pretty good day I was mix uh basically ran eight miles today so what'd you guys i'm at a party okay i hear about your fucking eight miles are you eminem training for a quiet yeah eminem oh she gotta lose herself moment yeah so bailey um carl i'm levi and bailey are playing like the hammer slam game you know where you take the mallet and they can barely get the thing to go up like two feet so carl's like hold on girls hold on hold on hold on okay well now that I'm in the mix let me just show you how hard I can hit this and so he like wails that hammer down on the thing and the disc goes flying up and it hits the bell and it gets lodged in the bell and like oh my god Carl whoa I don't know my own strength oh yeah he's back he's back guys so now Sierra and Jesse are talking sorry what did you say?

28:19With great power comes great responsibility. And I have a responsibility to find someone to help fix this. Sorry, everyone. Oh, let me get a step stool. And now we go to Sierra and Jesse and they're talking about the party. And she's like, I mean, the party, the party's great. And like the animals are amazing. Like I secretly think that like West got these animals as some sort of like apology to me. He's like, yeah, he literally said that to me last night. So he did do that. she's like are you shitting with joking joking with me he's like yeah well intentional or not it's a great peace offering he's like yeah it's great it's a fucking new summer man when you're in a house with a musician a donkey some models let's have fun man she's like she's like yeah i fuck with daffy so yeah so now uh kyle's talking to some friends and uh they're like so how's your summer going you've been djing a lot right kyle's like yeah i mean it's a good outlet for stress because Amanda doesn't even listen to me.

29:17I'm like, we're so opposite. She never even makes an effort. I hate talking about Amanda. That's what it's up for us. Oh my gosh. I know, it's like, okay. Ben and Amanda are throwing footballs. They're doing like a carnival game, like throwing footballs to try to get through a hole. And they're being very flirty, et cetera. And Bailey joins and she's like, have you guys ever been to ShareHouse before? And do you know if Sweetgreen is available via delivery here? Because I need to start replacing it with good memories. and ben's like well so i've stayed in like a hostel like 400 000 people in bunk beds so like a share hits for me it's just like no no problem like what are you talking about someone trying to flex that like okay you traveled in hostels and backpacked so a man is going to flex to say you've stayed in a lot of hostels well we're really setting the bar low on on summer ice well he's trying to do the thing of like yeah i've traveled the world man you know so amanda's like okay and you're single and do you have a type funny is like, like funny is the most important thing to me because like, we're going to get like ugly and we're going to get old.

30:20And if you're not funny, I'm going to get so bored. So, um, if it's really important for you to be funny, you know, Amanda's like, um, I wasn't asking on your behalf, Bailey, if he's single, I'm not setting you two together. Yeah. Well, I don't, I'll look at the eyes. Eyes don't get old. They literally get old as I'm like putting, uh, drops in mine to see better, hoping that I can see a little bit better. Have you seen pictures of Scott Glenn recently? Have you seen Michael Darby? So Amanda's like, oh my God, speaking of eyes, you guys have the same colors of eyes. And Bada's like, oh my God. I was like, can he stop staring at me with those crystal blue Australian eyes?

31:02I'm just like, whoa, oh God, keep talking in your Australian accent. Just say whatever you want. I don't care. Just say it, God. Say it with your eyes. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. There's a great white shark in your eyes. How'd that happen? She's Australian. It's what we do. So now Bailey goes over to Levi and she's like, oh my god, I was having a conversation with Australian Matthew McConaughey over there. God, I can never talk to him again. I'm physically in love. Like, oh my god, look at that man. Look at him. So Kyle does a keg stand that goes on for over 30 seconds and Sierra and Amanda are talking and Sierra's like, it's kind of weird.

31:39Our first party without Pedro Lindsay. Yeah, KJ was making eggs and I was like, oh, there's bacon in the fridge. And he was like, I don't know how to make bacon. And Sierra goes, Lindsay knows how to make bacon. Like, you know who else knows how to make bacon? YouTube. It's really not that hard to figure out. It's like, put it in a pan and let it go. Yeah. So now they FaceTime Lindsay and Gemma. And they're like, we miss you. You know how to make bacon. It's like, oh my God, I miss you guys so much. It's like, what's the school? Sierra's like, the new guys. Well, you would dominate. You would dominate.

32:12Oh my God, I want to come out. I'll sleep and cuddle with whoever. It's been a while. I'm so desperate. Me and you can sleep together. We can make Kyle sleep somewhere else. Cut to Kyle still doing a gag stand. I love Kyle's like, I'm in trouble for partying too much. I'm going to do a 20 minute gag stand. And then Lindsay shows that there's like, she's like, look at this broken fan. Gemma just broke it. She's so strong. I can't believe she broke my fan. Wow, she must have gotten out from her almost father because I just broke the ding bell. Just broke it. Tell them out. Oh, wow. Such parallels happening here.

32:53Wow. Savannah's like, wow, she seems so happy. It's crazy. Like, that baby changed her life. Wow, Lindsay. And Sierra's like, do you want to have babies? Like, eventually, once I find the right guy, but, like, I feel like the last five years, I've, like, lost myself, and I just really feel like, you know, I'm finally feeling good and I just don't want to embrace it for, I mean, I do want to embrace feeling good for a little bit. I just don't want to embrace that baby with Kyle ever. So, no. Commercials, here comes one right now.

33:29So Carl checks in with Kyle and he's like, yeah, thanks for listening, thanks for asking. I'm not well, bitch. Well, hey, you know, a lot of truth is said and just. You know, Amanda seems to be good overall. I mean, she's nice to us. Like, she's happier. She just seems solid. You know what I mean? But, you know, like, in the past few months, it seems like you guys are, like, drifting. That's not good. And I feel responsibility to help because I officiated your wedding. By the way, you're welcome for that. Are you happy? Like, oh, I'm happy showing people a good time. I'm, like, pressing play. I just sort of feel like you know as someone who spent$20 to get officiated to get an officiants license online I just felt like it's my obligation to put that$20 to good use so I just want to make sure you guys stay together for the rest of your lives okay well where I'm happy is showing people a good time and like pressing play like oh my god that's the best pressing play it's like yo because you're getting attention right therapist Carl's here don't worry I can help oh my god he's talking to carl do you think he's bitching about me 110 you've done nothing but bitch about him of course he's over there bitching about you yeah i'm not even happy enough that you guys are getting divorced you need to divorce like today at this county fair i want daffy to be the judge in your divorce proceedings just do it do it now you're killing me please please do it um but so sierra's like well here's the thing obviously like i don't have the best relationship with my dad but i asked my mom like with this when she was dating i was like did you ever think about how this person would be as a father and she was like well i assume that everyone would be like my dad was present and around and i like can't imagine how you feel because he's like somewhere every other night i guess what i'm trying to say is like he's already absent before the kid is here so dot dot dot i'll let you finish the thought for me amanda yeah so she goes on about he's always out he's always drinking and then the whole internet's rooting for their divorce And she's like, yeah, the whole Internet's like, leave him, leave him.

35:30And then it's all I hear all the time. And then when somebody tells you to do something so many times, you know, finally you start to believe it. And I'm like at a point now where I don't even know, like, is it my thoughts or is it the Internet's thoughts? I was sham wowing the other day and really thinking deeply on this. Couldn't figure it out.

35:52She was like, I.

35:56i don't know i just love thinking about it but i spun a wheel and i got a hundred dollars off a three hundred dollar purchase and so i played again and i bought a few pairs of jogging pants i didn't really need and really tried to contemplate it i went to mcdonald's and i ordered a cheeseburger and i thought i can has cheeseburger but was i thinking that or was that the internet is tom single it's like early early internet i was i was thumping grapes and i fell over and i was going but was i saying that it was the internet saying that she's like yeah so you know it's like i'm just not sure if i'm just listening to the internet why are you elbow dancing i'm sorry i learned this like doing a tiktok dance she's like and i was trying to tell kyle this over facetime and then two little baby girls came walking in behind me and i was like is this happening or is this just an internet moment so so Carl's like oh do you think she's happy no why would you even need to ask that we know everybody within a five mile radius knows Amanda is not happy because I don't know what's gonna make her happy I don't know if I can do it I mean when I actually say it out loud it becomes more real and that scares me that scares me so scary so now party time lots of stuff is happening KJ does a cannonball look that's KJ getting wild everyone he put his hat backwards and then Jesse and Wes are sitting down and Wes is like can I get a vibe check and Jesse's like I'm loving Sierra's energy ah just not just for you two but like she also seems to be so happy and chill it's like yeah like when I got the animals got here I went upstairs I was like can I be a bed bug now because I got you animals yeah she was really excited about that yeah and said yeah she thinks he did it to make peace with her and he's like wow she said that to you wow it makes me feel like I'm home again so he says that he's learned to not expect too much but he's not going to let it crush him this year if Sierra hates him still and that's his plan for the year and so they're talking about the new girls and they really like her and he goes yeah that Levi girl is really fun he's like yeah she's funny like she's wearing a corn hat and she's lying down and letting goats eat from her fucking body bro I mean that's that's incredible and then we see it happening yeah i like i love this for levi i love her i love that that she's like i would rather have this goat like walk all over my body than talk to any of the douchebags in this house i wonder what carl's talking about oh guess what i'm running a marathon yeah i've been training i ran eight miles today yeah pretty much that's right did yeah hey i'm ready to pie people in the face and by pie people i mean run a little bit longer than they're gonna run today because i'm training for a marathon Oh, it's a marathon pie.

39:03That's what they do. They start pining each other. Everybody gets pies in the faces. And they jump in the pool. And Amanda's wearing this like nude colored bra. And so everyone's cheering for Amanda when she jumps in the pool. They're like, your boobs are amazing. And then the party's over. But Amanda's coming out. She's like, can I get a towel? And Ben, the hottie Ben, brings her one. And Kyle's like, Amanda, you went naked? You went naked in the pool, Amanda? And she's like, well, we were all pulling together, Kyle. I wasn't naked. Kyle, you were the first one to pull your dick out publicly every single year.

39:38Really? Every year. And a dick is weirder to pull out than a boob. We all eat from boobs as babies. Well, most of us. We've seen Kyle's ass so many times on this show. And then Amanda's, but on top of that, by the way, Amanda was clothed anyway. He's like, it's absurd. And she's like, why are you mad? that would have been fun if you told me you were going to get skinny dipping. It's like, wait, Amanda now has to run it by you that she's going to go skinny dipping? No, no, no. When you've been absent the entire past six months, no, no, no. And Kyle's been pulling off his clothes on running around naked on this show for years, a decade.

40:20But we know why he's really mad, which is that she was, in his mind, skinny dipping again with Ben. who's this hot, eligible man who's more than willing to take Amanda off of his hands. And he's seeing it happen right in front of his face. And he's like, oh, shit. Yep. So Amanda's like, we were all in the pool together, Kyle. And he's like, and Jesse is just like, Kyle, you can get naked too. He's like, no, Jesse, you're the worst mediator I've ever met in my life. Kyle, we were all in the pool. No, you were the only one who was topless. She's like, but I'm not topless. Let's see, I've got a bra on.

40:55I don't fucking believe it Amanda oh yikes yikes well this is going down in flames but at least we know that there's an end because one thing that makes me crazy on this show is the endless Kyle and Amanda fighting and back and forth it's endless and finally in year 10 but of course then they're probably all off the show this year because they're going to the city their new show so some intense solid years of these two fighting so jesus shut up just shut up so at least we know there's an end in sight yeah it's it feels great that we don't have to like rev up our usual thing which is to say why don't you leave like one of you guys leave like amanda leave him already or kyle go pursue your dreams with with someone who is going to be more interested in that kind of lifestyle that's great because we don't have to do that we can just say ah it's all happening we're in the final we're in the final stretch here guys yeah all right everybody well don't forget to go vote for round one of the golden crappies open today and grab your tickets at watch what crappens.com also live streaming tickets available for february 27th we'll talk to you next time bye watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like Alison King.

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