#3203 Vanderpump Rules S12E9: Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You

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0:30is the wonderful and glorious Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. How are you? Fabulous. It's a very exciting day for us here on Watch What Crappens because voting has now opened for the crappies. This is round one. This is the general round of voting where we are asking all of you guys to help us narrow down the final ballot. And then starting on February 16th, we will go into round two, which will be the official ballot with all the official nominees for the crappies. And the crappies will be happening on February 27th. Now, there are still some tickets left for in-person here in Hollywood at the Fonda Theater.

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2:26We have bonus episodes where we've been covering the traders, which is, you know, bonkers these days. So, you know, get the full Crappens experience. Watchourcrappens.com and patreon.com slash watchourcrappens. Today, we are talking about Vanderpump Rules. They are continuing on their cast trip to Paso Robles where issues about OnlyFans continue to plague this beleaguered cast. So what say you, Ronnie Karam? Well, here we are. Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9, Rosé All Day, which is a crazy title because we just recapped the premiere of Summer House. And that's where that comes from. Rosé All Day.

3:08Well, for Bravo. I know the thing didn't come from Summer House. Isn't it weird, Ronnie, to think that there was a time where Banner Pump Rules was the preeminent non-Housewives show on Bravo and Summer House, they spun Summer House sort of off of it or they sort of backdoor piloted it. They had them together. I don't know if they were ever back-to-back on the same night. Maybe they were. But Summer House was like the runty, red-headed bastard stepchild, whatever it is. and like you had to we had to beg people to watch summer house right you really screwed over that stepchild jeez they're red and they're a bastard and they're a stepchild you got all of them in there jeez just attack the stepchild the stepchild that's redheaded and illegitimate it's such a rude thing probably how what a rude thing to say about truly you're an illegitimate bastard the point is that summer house was was was like the runt and no one wanted to touch it and barely surviving and we're like no it's really good and now we have a situation where summer house is the preeminent bravo show that is the that is the one of the non-scripteds and vanderbilt rules is our little runt now and vanderbilt rules is like hanging on by a thread it seems like we're like, no, it's really good, guys.

4:30It's so funny. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. How times have changed. Oh, how they've changed. One thing that has not changed, poor waiters be pouring and they're fine. They're very fun to watch. So we're in their Airbnb in Paso Rublez. It's 10, 12 AM. And, uh, you know, people are waking up. Natalie can't find her glasses, but I can find my underwear, but I can't find my glasses. Can you believe that? Jason, one of our eyebrow twins, is doing push-ups, and then Shane jolts awake in his bed. And then in the kitchen, Audrey's making breakfast at the stove, and everyone's coming in. And Marcus offers Venus a mimosa, so their friendship is healing.

5:16He's like, yeah, I'll take a mimosa. I'm ready to, like, shake some ass. Venus. Okay, relax. Um, Natalie's, um, ankle is swollen because, uh, I haven't used this side of the house. So I didn't even know there was stairs. And then we see her running to get something last night and tumbling down the stairs. But she did know that there were stairs there because she made it down the first couple fine. It was like on the fourth step that you just heard the tumble. She acts like it's a, like a blender. I haven't used it before. So I wasn't familiar with the full operations of the side of the house. It's like, it's a staircase.

5:53But that is a lot of places. Blenders, remember? Is that why you're saying that? Remember when they're like, oh my God, it's a blender. How does a blender work? What do I do? How do I do it? Is it doing, oh my God, look how fast it made a smoothie. It's a blender. It's a blender. But it's just funny because like there's a lot of places in life that you go to that you've never been to before and you don't fall down the staircases. Oh my God, guys, I went to a new parking garage today. I fully fell down the staircase because I had never been to it before. So it was a learning curve. Yeah. you need warning signs now for staircases everywhere because one person fell so they're going to be like oh my god you have a staircase in your house i hope that there are i have this area of my house where you're walking on kind of a deck to come to the front door and there's water pipes coming out you know like for the hose and stuff and so there's a square cut around it and i had a party over here and this lady just kept going we can't have the party here i said why not she said because there's like a giant hole in the middle of the deck and people can fall in and die i was like it's all the way to the side of the it's pretty obvious it's there we need to put something around it i said you think that people are so stupid they're just gonna walk into a hole why would they be walking that close to the wall anyway but they were so terrified of this hole people have just gotten too stupid to live you know you have to put that hole it's a little scary ronnie you know it's not scary fucking wussy people jesus those people just You're the people who just walk into traffic on your phones.

7:22Everybody complaining about my hole. I'm just saying. It's a little scary. I have visions of... But I'm a scaredy cat, honestly. I'm very much a scaredy cat. So I see something that could potentially be like a twisted ankle or a broken leg, and I'm like, kill it with fire. I'm pressed up against the railing, sidling by it as if I'm on a ledge. I live dangerously. I live with hoes in my dick you're all gonna have to learn to live it live it or lose it get out of here so now yeah we just seen Natalie tumble down the stairs and Venus is like oh my god I could like live relive last night for like the rest of my life that was amazing I had so much fucking fun I got to make out with everybody yeah it was so fun and Venus was like last night was like fucking wild I swapped saliva with all of these bitches see flashback to like all that kissing that happened um and then venus is like natalie was my least favorite kisser though because she like stuck her strawberry tongue down my mouth gross not natalie's like um i wasn't trying to be a good kisser i was like trying to assert my dominance as his best friend by sticking my tongue down his mouth that's it uh he's like yeah and then natalie and jason hooked up and then of course like shane had to share some disturbing shit from his past.

8:47And then we see Shane and he's like, yeah, I lost my virginity in the sewer. That was pretty fun. They're like, how'd you get in the sewer? He's like, you know, storm drains. Yeah, that's pretty much how I did it. Did he bang Pennywise? What happened? Was it a ninja turtle? It was a shredder? Every time Shane opens his mouth, it's something else. It's like, what? yeah that's how i got shot because i was having sex in the sewer

9:19so uh venus is like um i lost my virginity in a cemetery so i really can't say much i don't know what's going on with these people so the everyone is uh eating around an island and marcus is like so does anyone feel like we should be able to put away some wine anything We were going to put away some wine. I'm like, have you stopped putting away the wine? You were like sloshed already. Oh, so they're going to like put on cute outfits. And Natalie's like, yeah, for our first day in Paso, we're going to hit up a couple of wineries on a part, or for our last day, sorry. We're going to hit up wineries on a party bus.

9:56And I called my dad and he wouldn't prescribe me anything stronger for my foot. So funny. I was like, dad, my foot hurts. Will you give me a prescription? He was like, tits. yeah i hope if i drink enough wine i won't feel the pain anymore so uh they're like deciding on dresses natalie and audrey are deciding on dresses and audrey is like you know what what you're wearing is like sort of giving how to lose a guy in 10 days oh my god that's hilarious i love that let's wear hair so people are doing hair and stuff and uh demi is like i'm getting i'm gonna get ready in literally three minutes everyone if I'm like, a second later, just remember, I fucking hate you all.

10:34Stay away from my mushrooms. So then Jason comes up and he's like, hey, let's do something with that double-sided dildo I brought. The fuck? So, of course, the OnlyFans guys brought a double-sided dildo now. And it's a huge one. And they're like, oh, my God. I've got to whip that dick out so all the guys are playing with it. And Venus is like, oh, my God, that's so girthy. I should use it as a phone case. and they're just like flopping it at each other right they're just like playing and throwing it around and they're just being like they're just being like boys at that point and venus is like um i've definitely seen the one this big before because my first boyfriend was a puerto rican boy oh and uh now the dildos in the common area room that's being tossed all around which then means now the girls are gonna walk in and squeal and be like oh my god that's so much and basically that's what happens because it's Angelica of course Angelica is the one who walks in she's like oh my god like it's crazy what did I walk into oh my god some OnlyFans strategy meeting what Shane says it gets smaller I swear you see this thing girl imagine this three times smaller that's what you're in for boo

11:53so Angelica's horrified and there's more dildo stuff happening. And then Shane is holding it on his crotch. Then Jason's behind. They're just doing all sorts of stuff with this dildo. They make it a hot dog. They put ketchup and mustard on it and put it in a bun. And now it's like, this is why I date older men. So now we're on the party bus. Everybody's partying. Chris is wrapping his arm around Audrey and Shane's with Angelica. Everyone's coupled up. Kim's back with Marcus. and she's like babe you gotta touch me like you like me like look at all these couples he's like what we're the ones who have looked really been together we're like together forever we don't touch each other anymore that's just how it works guys learn the ropes ah he's spitting facts though guys so they arrive at vineyards and uh they show up it's pronounced down and down d-a-o-u my family It's a member's name, Dal.

12:51Yes. Dal? And spelled in that way? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Is it a Lebanese name? Or is it not Lebanese? It is for my family. It is for my family. That's for sure. So the party bus rolls up to the vineyard, and they get some rosé. And the guy who works there is, you know, introducing the wines and stuff. And Audrey's like, this is gorgeous. It's like I'm in a movie. I feel like if Chris is going to start becoming more romantic, this is the place to do it. A winery. I don't know what's going on with Audrey, but this whole Chris needs to be more romantic storyline that are kind of grafting onto her. You guys only just started to hook up an episode ago, and now you're expecting grand romantic gestures.

13:35I mean, he's an OnlyFans guy from Jersey. I mean, what are you really expecting out of this? He's a West Hollywood leader. You should be happy. He's like a guy who showed up from Marina to do your TV show for the fan. Like you're, you're barking up the wrong tree. You're not finding romance at Vanderpump rules. Okay. You just, you're not, you're not in Bridgerton. Never seen Bridgerton actually, but I assume those romantic things that happened there, but it's not expecting to get, expecting to get a boyfriend from being on Vanderpump rules is like expecting to get really good, a really good culinary experience from sir.

14:12That's not why people go there. You're here for the wrong reasons, okay? To use some bachelor speak on you. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

14:26So now Natalie's like, oh my God, this is the best pepper I've ever had. This is like a winery pepper. It's totally different than other peppers. It's like literally the best pepper. Like I wish my dad could give me a prescription for more peppers because it's so good. Demi's like I am so happy right now Can you guys see from my frown How happy I am I'm like out of control happy Oh my god Oh my god Shane Did you know that oysters are like an Aphrodisiac He's like really will I not need my Viagra then If I eat some oysters So I have some oysters and Angelica's Really into Shane she's like Shane's been Really open about the fact that he has ED So I'm hoping these oysters Will help to prepare him for my oyster like um angelica why does it not bother you that he needs to use viagra but it bothered you that jason had a penis pump um like with jason it's kind of like if you go to the olympics and you're using steroids like why are you even doing that but like jane has been through war he went through a model war he needs this so then natalie's like guys i have an announcement okay i just want to say it was like so nice to see you venus and you marcus come together last night i know it's like a little romantic and we all were getting romantic but like i just like really enjoyed you guys having your connection again so now they're like he's like well i also really enjoyed watching the cousins come together on the internet so thank you i really enjoyed that i'm having the best time yeah i feel the same way it feels good i mean this weekend has been like a good opportunity for us to get back to a place where we were at before and kim says i can be nice to you again so i'm gonna be nice to you venus i love you marcus like i know shit's been insane like certain things you just know you just rub me wrong sometimes but like at the end like you're my bitch okay i fucking love you this is how it is because i'm a fucking lover okay yeah and you know what you could also say the same thing about like marcus and venus for demi and natalie and kim like it was like a little rocky the first night but to see you guys all getting along i was just like wow like it felt almost romantic right chris romance and kim is like yeah you know it just like it takes me a little bit longer so i apologize to you natalie for like harboring for maybe like a little too long because like i do love you oh my god i love you too like a lot like i love you so much no i love you almost as much as i love that i'm like a different beast.

16:56I'm like a different species. I'm like different, you know? Because like, I'm not crazy out of nowhere. Like, this type of crazy was passed down to me from a sacred light of women. My grandmother, my mother, shout out to Aunt Lydia. They're all crazy bitches. So that's where I got it from. Sacred craziness, you know? I just want to be understood. That's all I want, be understood. And Jason's like, okay, guys, well, I'm going to open up now. Work is like stressful for me. It's hard. Like, I'm not the best server or the best guy at work and they all just go yeah jimmy goes yeah whoa whoa we know bombshell so they start cracking up and we get a montage of jason just being terrible like what do you mean you put food into a computer computers don't eat so then we come back to the winery and jimmy is like yeah um so who told you you're bad at your job like that's so funny did you learn to read whiteboards?

17:51No. You don't have to tell me, but I'm just, you know, having so much fun here with you guys. And Angelica, with whatever bullshit that really, that has happened with us, this trip, I wasn't really thinking about that. I know we don't talk much, but I hope we can drop that stuff and just move on. She's like, um, like, wait, wait, does someone from OnlyFans want me to move? Like, gross. I don't move like that. What? Yeah, she's like, I don't know that I'll ever be comfortable with the cousins knowing what I know about when they do with each other. But I'm like, I will try because Shane asked me to, we're basically married now.

18:26And so Marcus is like, yeah, you're awesome. It's like a loving moment. Everybody's like, I love you, man. I love you. I love you, ma 'am. So, okay. Yeah. They're like, then Marcus is like, guys, we've done enough therapy for today. Let's go do some more freaky shit at the winery. Whatever. Yeah. So they're, um, giving Natalie shit for basically dry humping the eyebrow twin. And she's like, well, I'm just like sexual, but my romantic life is complicated. So it's not my priority, but like you made me feel good about myself, Jason. So thank you. Thank you. And they're like, oh, wow. Yeah. You know what guys, let's do a group photo, group photo with the winery owners.

19:04Like, okay, cool. So they all get in line, do this group photo and Angelica's like squatting on the ground. So Jason walks by, she goes, squat next to me, you little small man. And he's like, whoa, you're corny as fuck. Yeah. Sit down there by yourself, corny. So he gets all upset because he got called small. Short guys hate being called short. They hate it. Right. What's wrong with the short king? I love a short king. I love a short king too, but that was obnoxious of Angelica. They don't have that joke, that joking relationship yet. So for her to do that is like, I think it's pretty rude. Yeah.

19:42I mean, I guess. So Jason's like, yeah, you're corny. So he's mad. And Chris is like, why are you mad? He's like, she's corny. She was like, don't sit next to me, little small man. And I was like, but I wasn't trying to sit next to you. So he took it the wrong way. He thought she was saying, don't sit next to me, shorty. Right. And she was saying, you know, come sit next, come squat with me, little tiny person. You're a short person that I want to be around, not you're a short person that I don't want to be around. Right. Like you're a short person in a nice way. Not like you're a short. It's like, you know, my cousin, he tells me, hey, you fat bitch.

20:17It's so good to see you. You know? Yeah. I love her. So Jason's talking to Natalie and he's like, yeah, I'm not going to let that affect my character. I'm just going to like chill back here a minute with you and I'm going to cool down. Yeah. Don't let it affect your character. Really upset. It's not going to affect my character. For sure. Now, excuse me while I rub up my cousin again naked. So Jason and Natalie just stay back and everything. And now we go to West Hollywood for World Dog Day, also known as Wadidida. So we're seeing we're at the West Hollywood Park, and it's the whole event that we've seen before many times.

20:57And dogs are everywhere, and Lisa's telling us, World Dog Day is one of my favorite days of the year. It's like my birthday times a thousand in doggy years. Over the years, this has grown exponentially. We've saved thousands of dogs, except for one very sad dog, whose name shall not be mentioned but rhymes with poosie. Anyway, I think we're very well respected in the rescue community. Yeah, I love dogs. I see them walking down the street and I say, hello, little dog. I don't even know the owner's names because I never bother to ask. It's only about the dogs. I saw Poodle last week and I said you little poodle come here look at mama in her eye you will not be turned into a sandwich in China do you understand me oh look here comes a sad dog right now it's Tom Schwartz everyone so Tom comes by he's like hey Lisa which I think this is the first time we've seen an elder cast member cross back over to this reboot and he's like oh Lisa I love you.

22:02I miss you. My new job is just to show up on shows at random times. How's it going? I'm just here to ensure that I get my 2 % of Tom Toms. Oh, Thomas Bahamas. I'm surprised that World Dog Day is just Tom. I mean, it used to be the whole cast of Vanderpump Rules. Why are they making it that the cast doesn't come to this anymore? I mean, not the old cast, but why isn't the new cast? like are you going to support world dog day it's a pretty big deal pretty big yeah it is surprising that she did not call the whole cast in but maybe she's like i need a break from this bullshit but also i mean it's it's like funny you know all the other people who used to show up who were like this means so much for me and then they're like nowhere to be found like lala etc um so we have a moment the mayor makes a little speech and then lisa's like well when we started this event We had no idea how big it would be.

22:59This is now our eighth World Dog Day. So keep fighting the fight. Thank you all for coming. No autographs, please. Smoke bombs. Hot his beard. Dogs just want to be loved and fed. Like my husband, really. He's an old dog for sure. Ha, get it. So we cut to Ken. And Ken really is just like, Oh, donut. I've got donut here. He's a really good dog. I tried to eat down it actually recently. Took out my teeth and everything. I was like, chipped the gum. Chipped the gum. Chipped the gum on down it. That hurt. Knock your spark out. Knock your spark out. Back on the party bus. They're having fun times. Jason's grinding on Natalie.

23:47And now his shirt is off. And they're doing all the fun stuff. And Demi's like, this is so unprofessional. Great time. Oh my God, your waiters. Get over it. I like that Demi is always acting like they're a delegation, you know, going to another country. We really need to work on international laws here. I need everybody to be super professional. You're waiters and fucking sir. Okay. You're about to be replaced by a little robot box from Uber Eats. Just you can dance on a bus. I know. And then Shane and Audrey are like dancing. And then Shane bumps into Audrey and she has like a glass of red wine that just goes splattering all over Natalie.

24:25It's kind of amazing. Like, it's on her face. It's on her dress. She literally looks like someone just hacked up a body right in front of her and splattered on her face. It was like the end of Fargo. It's giving murder, which I love. So now they go to another winery. And this is Tobin James Cellars. So they go in there. They get some more wine, of course. And Tobin, the wine guy, is like, if your drinking buddies call me Toby, you better spank them and call me Tobin. because that's my name. Tobin James, guys. Enjoy the wine. Come for the wine. Stay for the jokes. Tobin. Yeah. So then he's like, we're going to go drink over here.

25:06He takes them to the wine room with all the casks and everything. This is so cool. It's like, this is where the miracles happen and this is where we make wine. So Jason's like, bro, hey, Chris, I'm about to pop off on Angelica in a minute. Have my back. She put down my OnlyFans and never even said I'm sorry I tried to make amends with her at the table And then she shot me down and said some shit That's what's on my mind bro She put down my OnlyFans She better watch out bro You better have my back She put down my OnlyFans He's like alright bro I gotcha He's like yeah it's very clear Angelica's trying to get a reaction out of Jason Well good luck He's had me inside of him Barely even blinked So I think she just ignore it Cause you know who gives a fuck what she thinks anyway so um they're getting some more wine and stuff and shane's like whoa i mean me and angelica made me made out that got me a little hard not gonna lie not gonna lie she's like um i want to help you with that journey because they're like fully making out while this guy's like pouring wine for everyone they're doing their chasing notes like well there's notes of a berry and like an oaky finish and they're like hold on hold on tobin hold on tobin hold on almost got a boner didn't get one okay well i'll keep trying came close but didn't quite get there hey yeah yeah guess what my ed journey you already are the statue that gets the job done she's like no i'm not yes you are Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

26:44She's like, oh, give me four days. She's like, what's in four days? I get a boob job. Wow, she jumped quickly to that. I thought that would be season two. But nope, she's like mid-season boob job. I'm doing it right now. And she says she's wanted boobs since she was 13, which is funny because that's when I got mine. And she's like, when all my friends hit puberty, I didn't. And I thought they would come, but they never came. And I'm older now. I want to be sexy instead of cute. So that was a beautiful, beautiful story. We saw a picture of her young. It was. Sad. We saw like the Olympic story. She's like, when I was young, it's just like, Angelica running and trying her best.

27:30And finally, I'm getting a boob job. It's like the torch is lit. She's been through so much, guys. So Tobin's like, all right, guys, I think it's time for some food. So they all sit down. There's like a spread, et cetera. And Jason's like, wait a second. I have to talk to Angelica really quick. This has been long overdue. Today, when we were going to take a picture, you said, come sit next to me, little man. You said that like a backhanded comment. I didn't like that. It was meant to be endearing. It was supposed to highlight the fact that you're shorter than the average man, which makes you a little bit less, literally less of a man, but like you're supposed to smile when I say it.

28:06Don't you get it? He's like, well, if I said to you, like give me a hug little tits i don't think you'd like that yeah i don't with the guys on this show give me a hug little tits jeez fucking man saying it was meant to be nice like i was like hurt by lack of communication when i was getting to know you and like coming out of my breakup i just needed honesty because i was dealing with a lot of things and um he's like yeah but you started to judge my career she's like but you weren't honest about your career and goes don't interrupt me okay like you don't have enough tokens to interrupt me right now and she's like wait hold on hold on hold on and Jason's like look we wanted to be friends and there's like nothing wrong with that you know what I'm good I'm gonna get myself out of this situation because drama is a turn off for me okay I'm not gonna get a boner with drama.

29:03Or no drama actually. Both situations, no boner. But I've seen people in rehab with better conflict resolution than these morons. I'm not getting a boner either way, but I'll tell you this much, they have Gallagher inside. Bye-bye. So he goes to play video games and Jason's like, there's nothing wrong with your choices, but I don't like that you ridiculed me for having an OnlyFans. And I know this dick pump thing and everything, like it bothered you, but like you talked about it to everybody. Like, what's that? Like, you're coming for my dick pump? You're coming for my OnlyFans? What's next? You're gonna make fun of my double dildo?

29:37That's a work expense. She's like, I've never even talked about your penis pump. And then we have like a very long and lengthy penis pump montage where she's like, penis pump, penis pump, penis pump, penis pump. It's so funny. They cut together all of her penis pumps. That shit was funny. And Jason's like, well, I don't give a fuck what you think. And she says, well, I don't judge you for any. there's no one can judge you yes you do of course you do come on stop it yeah and demi's like angelica just on up to what you said she's like i haven't said anything and we see a flashback to her two days ago being like oh my god what a crazy incestuous duo like gross um and audrey's like so what is she saying then angelica's like so okay israel had shown me and like you and chris were like very intimate with each other and uh then they're like audrey's like okay so like what was the thing that you thought was intimate and jason's like yeah tell me because like i want to know because i know what i do with my only fans and say what it was and she's like well i want to be honest with you he's like yeah well i'll pull up the post right now and i'll show the whole fucking world i've got this post wide open you've all got 50 bucks on you right okay let's get to scrolling this shit ain't free i'm surprised that the girl i mean audrey is like this is my man how dare you tell us what was intimate like she's getting all mad i'm surprised the other girls who saw it weren't like okay you guys listen Israel sent us the thing he told us at lunch or whatever and he showed us the video like they're acting like it was all just her and that's not really fair I mean she has been the most judgmental about it and she does go a little cray cray in this episode but especially Demi because Demi's always like I don't give a fuck I'll say anything why didn't Demi just say like yeah Israel showed us we all you know like three of us saw it well But what was so shocking to me, quote unquote shocking, was that Angelica then says, well, I read the description of like that you guys were doing stuff to each other.

31:32And that she says, in my opinion, that was deemed as incestuous. And then she says, I didn't watch the video, so I can't confirm it. So I'm like, wait a second. All this time, Angelica hadn't even seen the video. I totally thought she had sat there and watched the video. She had merely just read the description. That's crazy. Yeah, I think only Demi watched it. I think. Yeah, that's what we learned. So Natalie's like, but then why did you say that? And she said, because the caption was crazy. You guys like you don't even understand. And Chris is like, Angelica is about to start a war. And he's like, and I wish she had read the description because, you know, she's got a screenshot of it.

32:10And just be like, you guys, wouldn't you think this is I mean, I think she has a case to make here. I think she was being a judgmental asshole, first of all. So she should apologize for that. But if she was like, look, I'm seeing some guy. I'm into this guy. Then Israel shows me this video of you lubing up your cousin, and this is the caption. I opened up my cousin's asshole and lubed up his big, huge cock, and we got our saggy balls. Like, hello. You wouldn't think that's a little weird? Sorry, I talked to the girls about it. Like, what do you want? Yeah, she should have just stood in that. And then Jason's like, first of all, I'm proud of my OnlyFans content.

32:45Please subscribe. Check it the fuck out. Secondly, what me and Chris did massaging each other is not incestuous. I mean did I put his dick in my mouth maybe did he put his dick in my butt maybe not incestuous it's not like we touch each other in a sexual way just penetrated a little bit she said yeah but the caption said looming each other up and spreading each other's assholes and goes okay well I'll show you right now because we're not spreading assholes like I have the video but see he's purposely being tricky here because she said the caption and he's like well we didn't do that in the video though and he says like look he explains the video He's like, I'm lying on a table.

33:20A massage therapist is there, massages me. Then Chris gets it. And then my other friend gets a massage too. And so then we go and we take a shower together and we, we rub each other's backs. Big deal. Big deal. Chris tells us big deal. Chris goes, I mean, the whole point of the captions to get you to pay for the video. Sometimes it can be a little misleading. I'm like, well, that's not good. If someone comes in there and I was like, Oh, I want to see some cousins like looping each other up and spreading their assholes and all you're doing is just like taking a shower and then like patting each other's backs i would be like give me my money back i know they're mad that they're too dirty and we're mad that they're not like spreading each other's bowels because that's what we were promised in the caption you know people are paying money for this you can't lie to the people we're all mad for different reasons i love that the gays have the real priorities straight we're like no that's not that the problem isn't that you were fucking your cousin the problem is that you weren't fucking your cousin.

34:16Do you understand? Yeah. Yeah. Like if you're like, you should do exactly what's in the caption. If you can't, if you can't live up to your caption and you shouldn't be on OnlyFans. He's like, it's the marketing technique, you know, sales, you know, sales. Hello. And then it comes to, I don't think I understand sales. I guess I don't get it. What I like is that they probably took that from an entirely different part of the season. Kim do you understand sales which ones like with money or with boats either no they both confused me well I mean Demi watches she watched it and Demi's like I was traumatized wait you didn't think it was hot what the fuck is wrong with you she's like no and Natalie's like I want to see it I want to see it is it still free like could you still you log in through your account I'm not paying for that she's like it's not fucking funny this is ridiculous okay OnlyFans is serious okay this is serious you know marketing and sales it's important so she walks away angry about the only fan situation and she's like you haven't even seen the video and you're not even seeing jason anymore and i thought you were obsessed with shane so what the hell man angelica's like well i wish you would have warned me jason's like but like why would i tell you that we were on a friends basis mark's like it's not like you fell for a guy and then found out he had an only fans and you're doing she didn't lie you already know she's like but that is exactly what happened actually that is what happened he goes wait you're saying you fell in love with me oh god fell for a guy and falling in love is not the same thing although from what we find out later yes maybe she did so marcus uh is like you know like uh angelica's the type of girl you buy her drink and she's gonna start planning the wedding like you ask her out on a date and she's like thinking about kids you know and uh you like me i love you i love you look she is a little she gets really weird in this episode with shane but i don't know i don't i think dating some guy and then finding out how he hasn't only fans and then it being upped to like he's doing shit with his cousins i mean i think she should have just been like it's weird and i gossiped about it sorry if it offended to do.

36:30She should have been, but like Angelica does not have that emotional maturity. And every week we start to realize that she's more and more of a mess. When she came on, I thought she was going to be like the chill one, the smart one of the group. Who's going to be like, these people are all crazy. But as the season has gone on, Angelica is actually the craziest of this group, which is a great journey for us, but she does not have those tools to deal with it. She's, I don't know what tools she does have, but they're the wrong ones in every situation. Here comes one right now. So Venus is like, well, the incestuous comment, that is character assassination.

37:11No, it's they were literally they're literally doing sexual stuff together on OnlyFans. It's not character assassination. Yeah. She's like, I'm not going to be part of this conversation anymore. So she runs off and Chris is like, Demi, on a real level, why would you just have asked us first? Demi's like, I had no idea this was a thing. And so now they're all like obsessed. Angelica goes inside and Shane's just like playing pinball and or like a video game, I should say. And Angelica's like, oh my God, like, damn, they were just like holding me to the fire. Like, I just don't share the same opinion as everyone else.

37:44And that's fine. But like, I can't even like keep staying in an environment where I'm like constantly in the wrong for a situation. Like, I truly like it like doesn't even matter. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I don't, I hate the drama. gotta just focus on Super Mario over here. Yeah, he was just staring at the screen and like trying to be like, maybe if I ignore this, she will just walk away, you know? And so he's immediately like soft, well, softer. He's like, I'm wondering with Angelica, like if there's more stressors with getting closer than not, because this is a lot. So then he goes outside.

38:18She walks off all upset. So he goes outside and finds Jason and he's like, so you're having some disagreements, huh? And they're like, where the fuck were you? He's like, I was playing video games. So Angelica comes up and Jason's like, okay, we've talked about this enough. We owned our OnlyFans shit and we said what we said and we do what we do and I'm out. So they're like, okay. So I was just like, can I say something? Okay. You've known Jason for like less than a week. You let a financial thing that he does influence you. She's like, um, well, like, can you let me speak? Okay. Well, I just don't want him to tell what he thinks is the truth.

38:54but it's like not the truth. He's like incestuous. And she's like, can I speak? I never wanted to know about this. Okay, ignorance is bliss. And I've never fucking asked what they've done because I don't care. But now that it was brought up in front of my fucking face, I'm like, what was in the video? What was in it? Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance is ignorant. Why would you stay ignorant on purpose with someone that you're dating? This is crazy. Stop being stupid. And stop immediately jumping towards the man too. He just called her little tits. That's not cool either. either yeah i think all the girls are being weird here i'm not saying that they should be like oh wow she's being judgmental and that's great but it's kind of weird that they're not even copying to any of the like giggling and stuff over the videos if they all weren't judging it and demi even says like i'm not gonna lie i was judging him too i'm still judging him just like there were like four guys a massage table ass dicks all the usual things it's hilarious he made that video before we even see each other so like why would you want to watch a video of the guy like you're currently seeing doing things he did before he even met you like i don't find that description incestuous and if i'm the only one like trying to get it to get to know them like right now if anyone should care it's me and like i don't care so why do you care right why what why are you the only one that gets to care about like listen if you put some only fan shit up there other people are going to see it and say something about it's just how it is it's like anything else you do you know if my friends make fun of my podcast which they have like what am i going to do it's there it's public knowledge you know well so angelica finally i was gonna say angelica finally does sort of lean into her judgment right here yeah she's like my point is when he asked me why i'm judging him and why i don't like him is because that was incestuous period and she's like well that's a big term you don't even know the basis of it she's like yeah i know what incest is okay and if you say spreading assholes in the caption and then you post a video of it and she goes oh you saw the video and she goes demi did she goes exactly you didn't even see it so shut the fuck up incest isn't words like but also like you didn't see the video either so you like maybe angelica shouldn't be um acting with authority as if she's seen the video if she but you also are acting in with authority and you haven't seen the video you know so angelica's like oh it's a video but over yourself so now the guys are like in the parking lot and they're smoking cigarettes they're all but also and correct me if i'm wrong i just have a question because angelica didn't even bring this up right wasn't she just laughing with the girls about it did jason hear about it and that's why he's bringing it up in front of the group um i'm trying to go trying to track as i feel like she said i'm not going to tell she's like i we're i'm getting along with audrey and it's not my business so i'm just not going to tell her on this trip about that video so the girls i thought didn't tell her about it i don't remember how it got out to be honest so now the guys are smoking and talking about all this stuff and marcus is like yeah i'm not trying to judge her but like she's not the one for you my man she's just not the one she sucks so now Audrey is mad and she's like pointing at Angelica and she's like you didn't even watch a fucking video you don't even know what the word incestuous means which is by the way this is kind of amazing TV right here it is I do know what incest is I do know what incestuous means so they get up and Demi is like Demi's like I really love you Angelica but you have a lot more you had a lot more shit to say when we were alone and I don't like that shit okay if you have judgments about incest you should say it out loud right now yeah but demi's such a hypocrite because she had a lot more to say too she was totally grossed out by that and she even says right now she's like yeah i mean she needs to be really real with jason and just admit that she judged him and we can all move on because i'm not gonna lie i'm also judging jason and i will continue judging jason after this okay but you're being quiet too so why is that okay because she wasn't challenged on it and jason was like you were being judgy about my incest video and then angelica saying like no i wasn't being judgy but she was whereas demi never pretended like she wasn't being judgy about the incest she is right now when she's saying oh go ahead and speak about it if you know speaking your truth and standing your truth and be honest about it and if you feel that way then own up to it and blah blah blah when then she goes behind his back and she's like yeah i'm judging it too well if we're all being so honest then go ahead he confronted her publicly and you basically made it sound like you didn't have anything to do with it until you were your name was brought up and then you said as little as possible to stay out of it so i think that yeah i think she just didn't want to be part of it because she thinks it's stupid and they have to work guys and and i think that basically if she were if jason did turn to demi she'd be like yeah i think it is weird and creepy but since she's like it was she saw it as like this is something between angelica and and uh jason then i'm gonna stay out of it i think Angelica should have just called for, she should have been like, Demi, I mean, you thought it was weird too, right?

43:54And then Demi could have been like, yeah, I thought it was really weird. Well, she did bring Demi into it and say she saw it and this and that, but the fight was Demi just like said as little as I mean, my only point is, if you're going to say right now that you're judging it and you think it's fucking weird, for you to be going after somebody and saying, well, you should just say it then, is a little hypocritical. Kim was there too, by the way. Kim actually offered nothing. See, I knew someone else was there, but Yeah, Kim was there. It was the three of them in the room. I didn't even clock it was Kim because Kim lost her heart.

44:26She comes from a long line of ladies who are silent about incest. So now we're back at the winery and everyone rounds up to get back in the bus. And now Angelica's crying and she's crying in Shane's lap on the bus. And, you know, he's like, I can't wait to get back to my washing machine. A true love of my life. so they're all there they're all tired and chris is asking audrey if she's okay she's like yeah it's just been like a lot you know and then she sees audrey sees angelica crying so she goes over to angelica in the bus she hugs her and she's basically like it's not worth it it's not worth it never never worth losing crying over incest she's like look a friend is defined by by trust and respect and angelica doesn't give me that but i'm gonna be a girl i'm gonna be a good girl and I'm going to be a good societal member.

45:15I'm going to be a girl to heart. So she basically takes care of her. So then Shane's like, wow. So Angelica's talking and she's like, well, it's not even just a situation we were talking about. It's just like a lot going through a breakup and I'm like looking to Shane for comfort, but he's not my ex. And Shane's like, oh, does she not see me right here? Because yeah, she's fine. She's asking me right now. But at the same time being attracted to Jason while at the same time being attached to her ex. That's a lot of attaching. Yeah, I'm dumping this girl. I'm dumping this girl. Mm-hmm. He is so done.

45:55He's like, yeah, Tangelica, man, our life jackets, and she doesn't know how to swim. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So everyone is just, like, tired. And Venus, then there's this moment where Venus, like, rests his head on Jason's lap. and Venus is like honestly you're great Jason he's like thanks bro you too he's like I've dealt with so many bad people in my life and every time I meet someone who's just nice I'm like oh so then Jason has a monologue about his grandma and he didn't realize his grandma was gay I'm so sick of the straight friend monologuing about the gay person they know like every gay person has heard this from a straight person I'm so over this monologue it's like hey I'm cool with gay people I knew a gay person once and it sucked for them it's kind of a nice story he was talking about his aunt being gay and how he found out and stuff but I'm just like okay every straight person comes up with their gay story hey guys I'm cool with you being gay and here's why here's the biography of the gay person that I knew that one time yeah so he tells a story about his grandma and how he someone said to him like hey you know it's cool that your grandma's gay.

47:11And he's like, she's not gay. Like she has like a girlfriend. Like, no, that's her best friend that she lives with. That's her girlfriend. So he's like, Whoa, it's probably exactly the opposite for the, for the grandma. They're probably like, I love your game, your gay grandson. She's like, he's not gay. No, we saw him in a video with your other great grandson. son so then he tells a story about how the grandma died uh from cancer and um it's really sad he starts to sob because he loved her so much it's really sweet and so then jason's like yeah so i don't judge anyone on what they like you know and venus is like wow if anyone wants to judge me on being gay i'd be like bitch i haven't even fucked in seven years dog so if anything judge me for being a virgin and then they laugh and they make it back to the house i'm glad jason doesn't judge people for being gay because that's his target audience those are the people paying for that only fans you know so they go back to the airbnb and um audrey's like yeah look i think that girl's not i mean she's fine she means well she's a good person and she's like well i do think she's a good person it's just a lie you know i listen to what she said i heard a lot of emotional maturity on your side of it though so that was good yeah you know that girl's an emotionally fragile place this is kind of the reason i don't commit you know because you're taking harmony away from my space.

48:34I'm trying to play Galaga. So, yeah. And, uh, you're trying to play Galaga though? No, man. Galaga. So Natalie comes in. She's naked because she's dressing. She's, um, washing her dress and I guess she ran out of other clothes. And so, um, we see Natalie. She's just like, you know, walking around. She's like, this is my natural stare. Yes. Oh my god. Like, and Audrey's like, oh my god, your tits are out. She's like, no, my tits aren't out. Yours are out just as much as mine You're just covered by a little bit of lace So Angelica's crying in her room And Kim and Natalie and Demi come in there And they're like it's okay She's like I haven't processed my feelings And they're like oh my god You know if you want to process them with Natalie She's naked So Natalie comes in And she's like She's choking on something And she's like um The reason I'm topless is because my dress Is in a washing machine okay guys So whatever I'm just so embarrassed for crying.

49:32Why are you embarrassed? Like crying is not embarrassing. Being stupid is embarrassing. Oh, so you should be embarrassed. Sorry. Natalie's like, I've cried like so many times. You're like so pretty and your eyeliner is still on point. So you shouldn't be crying. She's like, yeah, but breakups are hard. You know, I just want to be strong. And I've decided that I'm like going through a breakup now again. So you're crying. You're crying because you just got like kind of told off in front of everybody. Or now you're crying because of your boyfriend. I guess it's just once you start crying, you mix it all in there.

50:01I think that she knows she's, I know she, I think she knows she lost this argument. She doesn't have any support. So she's pulling this, um, like, oh my God, you guys, it's really hard for me. I'm just going through so much because I'm going through a breakup right now, even though she's been broken up with this guy for like six months and they've been living together. But I think she's now going to that pool to carry sympathy. So, uh, so she says she misses her person and Natalie's like, yeah, you missed your routine. Like what's comfortable? Like I miss having a dress. Am I crying? Am I crying right now?

50:33I think that Jason and Shane might be distractions for Angelica's pain over this breakup. Because I've been there. I've done it. She should go to therapy. Therapy really helps. I'm like, is it helping you? I'm not sure. Angelica's like, I just wanted tonight to be positive. I want to be positive right now. And Demi's like, it's daylight. We are positive. Look at me. Am I not the most positive person you've ever met? Just look. Look at the way my face just is a straight line. So positive right now. Yeah. So later, Shane comes in. She's alone now. She's still crying in bed. So he's like, so how you feeling?

51:06She's like, I'm better. And he's sitting in a chair by the bed. And she's like, you don't have to sit in the chair. You can come into the bed. And he's like, yeah, I'm not sitting in the chair. Okay. Yeah, I'm just going to be right here. Okay. She's like, but don't be so quiet. Say something. He's like, well, you know, everything that happened made me wonder, like, where are we headed? You know? Like, where? Because I feel like You getting romantic with me Is a really bad idea And I'm being dumped again I don't want to get involved In that way because You know how my lifestyle is I'm a model A model who's been shot Having sex in sewers It's just a rough and tumble lifestyle You're too good for me I can't take you down here in this path It's scary over here Be careful I literally ate a double-sided dildo for breakfast So that was a trick But I fell for it She's like, but you're my friend, right?

52:05Like, I love you being my friend And, like, I feel close to you And I love your honesty But, like, the closer I get you Like, the more scared I feel Because, like, I haven't felt that way since my last relation He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm dumping you So, yeah I'm breaking up with you But, yeah, but, like, we're so close now Like, we're getting married, right? I'm breaking up with you Even though we weren't even dating But I'm backing away from you Get in the bed We can make out, they're right He's like, no, we will not be making out Are you sure? Yeah, no, not making out No, no, no, no He's like, okay, fine How dare he have boundaries He's like, yeah, in an ideal world I was hoping that I'd just be a fun person She could like hang with and shard over to get with her ex, you know, and like maybe she'd like me enough and then it would like end the warfare with Jason, you know, but then it just exploded.

53:03And then she saw, so she's like crying on the bed. She's like, we can't even make out. And then it closes up on his tattoo that says, hope. Yeah. He's just like crossing it out. He's like, do you see this? No hope. Does anybody have a Sharpie? Does anybody have a Sharpie? So she's like, but can we kiss one more time? And he's like, that's not how this works, little one. OK, so he leaves and he goes out to everybody else who's in the hot tub. And he's like, OK, guys, I did things. I just told her the truth. You know, I was cordial to her. I think she'll grow. She's going to grow. You know, she checked out my biceps.

53:41So I hope I left her with something positive. And then Chris is now suddenly like, yeah, I mean, I'm like not even like that upset. Like, I mean, I don't dislike her that much. I'm like, all you've been doing for the past five weeks on the show has been talking shit about Angelica. He's like, yeah, no, it's fine. That's fine. That's fine. You know? And so they're all playing and having fun. And then she like comes and joins. And then they're like, oh, okay. So it gets like awkward. And she's like, huh? Anyway, the weather is really nice right now.

54:11Oh, awkward. Why do you have to do that? So now she feels even worse. And he tells us, yeah, I'm familiar with her tricks. I think I'm going to have to break up with her again in the morning. He knows what's coming. She's like, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life, but maybe I should share a hot tub with two of my ex flings, right? So pretty much everyone gets out of the hot tub. They're like, okay, way to ruin it, Angelica. Boring. So then Audrey's like, you know, now I'm curious about the video. In the way that anyone should be curious about Santa Claus. I know it's there, but I don't want to go looking for it.

54:48Who searches for Santa Claus? so she gets to bed with chris and he's like how you feeling about today she's like it just was like it felt intense but i just want to focus on like us and work and things that are like more important like you being more romantic he's like yeah i agree like i think a lot of girls would be concerned over the video and the fact that audrey isn't just shows how mature she is and like how she can really cares about what's important which is what we have a very important five-day-old relationship between waiters and waitresses um so now um angelica is in a room like messing with a curling iron and uh it's like dangling from the cord and she goes oh my god it's like shane's limp dick it's like oh my god so this is her pattern you know she doesn't get her way and then she turns she just starts bad-mouthing the dude so um now shane is getting naked out of the shower which that made up for it.

55:45Whatever you said about his limp dick, that butt's still there. And so Angelica's like yeah, he basically told me you can't be that person for me and I need to find somebody else. And she's like, it's to me. And she's like, well, I'm sorry you're hurt but like, I don't know, like you know, he doesn't believe in love. Like look, Shane's hot. Like I'd fuck Shane but then I'd never talk to him again. You need to think like that. Yeah. She goes, so shouldn't I like not go to this room tonight? And she's like, are you serious? You think he means it? She's like, no, I wouldn't go to his room. And if he wants me there, he'll come find you.

56:18Please don't do this. Please. I'm begging you. Woman to woman. Do not go in that room. Absolutely not. Like, that's even a question. I didn't think Angelica's night could get any sadder. But if she goes into the room of the guy who just literally dumped her, I am like horrified. But don't you think he was just trying to be a bigger person? She's like, no, do not go into that man's room. Okay. Do not do it. She goes, okay, well, fuck my happiness. Who needs to be happy then? So now it's the next morning and it's a mess. You know, it's like the typical Bravo, like, look at this glass half full on a coffee table.

56:50Dun, dun, dun. So there's like making small talk and stuff. And Shane's like, oh, mine, I was OK. I mean, I did things last night, but then I woke up to this Texas morning. We see. Why did you lock your door last night? You up? Oh, no. No, Angelica. No. And he knew. He knew. He locked his door because he knew what was going to happen next. And just so sad that she was there. Like, not only that, not only that, like, she tried the door, but that then she texted him afterwards and said, you up. So Shane's like, yeah, she hit me with a you up. And I saw that. And I was like, what is happening, bro?

57:31What is happening? Chris is like, bro, she's giving, like, stage five Klingit vibes, okay? Don't go anywhere because I'll find you. You know what I'm saying? You're making him like a Jersey Shore guy now. Chris is like bro bro watch it bro stage 5 clinger coming in yeah there's no winning if I text you at all ha ha ha they get in their cars they're gonna go leave and uh they're making first of all making sure that the dildo is packed it is and um Chris is joking that he's gonna surprise Audrey with it one day and Audrey's like the dildo thing is a perfect example of how he's not ever he's not ready to go to a deeper level i'm like or actually is it the perfect perfect way it's actually it's an arm-length dildo so i don't think there is a deeper level it'll be coming out your throat she's like i want flowers i don't want you to use a dildo on me like lady you are you're not only barking at the wrong tree you're barking up a a lamp pole at this point you're so far away from the trees so in jason's car he's with chris audrey and venus and natalie and so he's like yeah you know shane said last night that angelica tried coming to his door like she hit him up with a you up text too and uh natalie's like yeah demi told her to go to bed and she was like no i want to be on the couch so i'm closer to shane and demi told me and i was like that's weird that's weird yeah and jason goes their souls are connected so then we go over to shane's car and shane's driving and Angelica's in the front seat.

59:04And she's like, I'm glad you passed out right now. Like, that was really good. You need your rest. That was like really good. Cause like, I couldn't sleep. He's like, ha ha. I know. I saw you hit me up this morning about my door being locked. I know. I didn't open it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you couldn't. And so back in the other car, Natalie's like, I would never stay on the couch to be closer to a guy who's in a proper bed. That's so weird. And Andre's like, yeah, Amanda's like in a different room with a wall. and he just told me it was over. It wasn't like a wall-less room. What the hell? So basically Angelica had, instead of sleeping in her bed, she slept on the sofa so she could be closer to Shane.

59:43Maybe so that way she could hear him if he got out of his bed, if he unlocked the door or like went and got some water from the kitchen. Super weird. So, or she was just sleeping on the couch and then planned on going to his room in the middle of the night but the door was locked. Yeesh. So back with Shane, everyone else in the car is asleep and she's sitting in the front seat and she's like starts inching her hand over and he sees it like she wants to hold his hand and he just puts his hand in his lap so he doesn't have to he's like looking down at her like oh god do not touch my hand do not touch my hand yeah and he's like there's a toxic part of me that's sort of like low-key like i should have kept that door locked but i know there's too much bullshit and so then she like basically puts her hand all the way over to his side and he does he won't hold her hand so she just leaves her hand dangling there over his side of the seat oh it's and then she just like it looks like she thinks they're holding hands like she's just sitting there like they're in the car holding hands but they're not oh oh it's so awkward for shane you know because shane's like i can't move my hand the moment i move my hand she's gonna grab it oh no it's crazy crazy yeah it's 10 10 Penalarm crazy fire over here.

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