#3208 The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial

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2:15the valley Persian style yeah the valley Persian style season 1 episode 6 desert storm yeah so Sky's been in a fight awkward title so we yeah so go ahead Sky and Gigi have been fighting we're in the middle of this like dinner that they're having and Sky has basically said you are like the tissue that I wipe my nose with and then she like gestures and drops an invisible tissue on Gigi and Gigi's like, Ow! You dropped your invisible tissue on my foot! And everyone's mad at her because she's so prissy and she's so stuck up and she wants to go to Erewhon. And Amir's like, I love living in Woodland Hills.

3:02What's wrong with the valley? And Bob's like, I just have to say something. It sounds like an excuse, but honestly, I've never ever seen this ever. I thought you were going to stand up for your wife. I know. Still nothing? Your wife just walked off. You're still going to say nothing? And he's like, I don't get it. I hate conflict. I don't get what's going on with these people. It's like, I've never seen this side of her. I'm like, you literally see no side of her because you sleep in a different room. She's like, my mind is like, why is she getting out of hand? I've got to admit, I just don't like conflict.

3:34Well, my wife. For better or worse. And he says, I'm telling you right now, she's not herself. Yes, she is being herself we see her like this with you all the time what are you acting like she's not herself come on bombshot she is being herself i personally love it i don't do i'm like i i mean i love it so um maybe i should marry sky because yeah yeah i love it i'm rooting so amir's like uh you know i'm like bombshot i'm not trying to have words and duke it out at the table but the fact that she's that he's even still sitting there and not with his wife is pretty insane like keller it's wild and why is nobody saying like gg maybe don't physically assault people again what are you doing i'm working on myself so um so those people are starting to disperse and everything and tanina is like i was in shock i was in shock that she brought the discount like i'm doing a favor for her or anything she says you know how much support i've given her that this jewelry line i've promoted everywhere i've talked to vendors about it the list can go on and on i go to the beach i tell a seagull.

4:41I go to a restaurant. I tell the waiters. I tell people at different tables. I just tell every single person and this is disrespectful. Yeah, she's like, this was a slap in the face, acting like she's doing me a favor by giving me a discount on her jewelry. And by the way, this jewelry is not cheap. I mean, have you seen how much this jewelry is? A necklace is like$10 ,000. So yeah, I'm not surprised. You better give me a discount because you're fucking crazy. It's like, look at this, a little cross, one of a kind. $18 ,000. No, ma 'am. No, ma 'am. No, no, no. So she's like, yeah, this is when I stop drinking because I'm getting really mad.

5:20And Tanin, like her face never moves and she never shows any emotion at all. She really is just like a block of ice. So I love when she's like, and I'm furious. And this is when I stop drinking. Her version of screaming is moving her chin towards her shoulder. And so Sky is packing and raza comes in he's like hey bitch girl you should come back out and talk to your friend and she's like please get out of my face what what no you need to get out of my face please even though you're not in my face like somehow i'm not in your face but you're somehow in my face so get out of my face oh my god no i'm not even in your face and she's like please just okay please and he's like girl you need to get a grip because you are the rudest person i've ever met raza have you not screamed at a woman enough tonight like what the fuck is wrong with you you started this whole fight and now she's removed herself from the situation and you're going to attack her again and now scream through the house again fuck off dude geez yeah you need to check fucking check your fucking self is what you need to do because you're obnoxious stuck up and bougie for no fucking reason you were a waitress at shamshiri remember that you were a waitress i'm like uh People are allowed to ascend in life, Reza.

6:39People are allowed to start with humble beginnings. No, you're a waitress. Gross. He's so gross. I mean, listen, Sky is an asshole. I'm not going to say that Sky is not an asshole. But this guy, like, following her inside to scream at her again and then be like, waitress shame her? Fuck off, terrible kitchen. Go fix your fucking kitchen before you judge anybody, you fucking weirdo. You shampoo loser. her he's somehow gonna accuse her of being booge like stuck up while also simultaneously shaming her for being a waitress at one point in her life like i know what he's saying like you forgot your roots but you by you just saying like don't forget you're a waitress is implying that you are actually the stuck-up person here as well so get out of here you failed shampoo bitch yeah this is an uncomfortable situation we all love each other we're obviously on a trip together and isn't it crazy that dennis came to the house earlier oh i'm so mad and violent right now gg it's an uncomfortable situation because you just fucking got in someone's face and tried to physically assault them again gg and res is like okay everybody i told her to come check on her best friend and she told me to get the fuck out of her face she didn't say fuck she just said out of her face and he's like yeah you should go check on her bombshell because she's leaving so good luck with that so now sky is just sitting out on that swing thing in the driveway which is weird anyway hey you want to go swing in the driveway i know right for uber so she's sitting there and um uh bombshell finally gets up and goes out there and uh gg's like wait a minute she told you shut What the fuck happened?

8:24He's like, yeah, she's like, get the fuck out of my face. Wow. Oh my God, Reza, are you okay? So now bombshell comes up and he's like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, you know, I'm going home. Those people are pieces of shit and they're out of my life. He's like, so you're going back now? Yeah, I called an Uber. It's like, so basically. I called an airwander. It's like an Uber, but it's nicer. It's a big stock of organic celery. That's going to take me home. you're going to do nothing about it I'm not snobby I did not come from a crazy wealthy family I just had to work hard and I did and so she's like you can come in the morning so he's like no I'll come with you they told me that the right thing that I'm supposed to do is be by your side so I think this is the right thing so I will do it well I don't think I'm better than anybody but I have a boundary and I have respect for myself especially if somebody attack me I don't put up with this and um so bombshad goes in and he sees mj and tells her they're going back and she he's like i'm not letting my wife go home alone i would never do that and she's mj who's there because her husband refuses to be with her on the vacation it's like yeah i mean i get it obviously so okay yeah i was gonna say now rez is gonna do that thing because now that sky is the villain he's gonna do the thing where he's gonna be make nice with everyone so that they can all be on the side So he does the thing where he puts his hands out like he's massaging the table and he's like, I want to apologize.

9:52I want to give here everyone a sincere apology to Greg and Tanine. I'm very sorry if I created any problems. But the way that she talks and the way she makes me feel about where I live and what I do and where I go to restaurants. I was up to here because I still haven't seen baby Shams and she's going to yell at me that way. Up to here. So mad. God, I love all these people acting like no one in L.A. talks shit about the valley. That's what you do in L.A. Okay? I live in the valley. People tell me they hate the valley all the time. Where do you live? The valley. Ew. Why would you live there? You just take it.

10:29Okay? You take it and you enjoy the larger parking spaces. And you look down on the people who have the nerve to talk about it. The way that she would talk about the Panera Bread that I go to on Ventura. Ventura and Laurel Canyon. and that is like my heart and she is killing my heart so um bombshot comes out and uh he's packed and um back at the table tanin is like well usually i would back my friend but i can't when she says dumb shit like that i'm so furious right now can you see it the steam is coming off of me and reza jackson rj is like guys uh listen at the end of the day you get fuck boy for buck boy okay and she's our friend.

11:14We need to figure out a solution. I'm just like, it's just that we're holding people accountable, you know? And so Gigi goes, I miss Dennis. And everyone laughs. It's like, if this were a sitcom, it would freeze and we'd see the credits roll. So Reza Jax is like, boy, did she get real? I've never had a first date like this with a bunch of Persians fighting at the dinner table. And then they show a flashback to like three episodes ago where the same thing happened with a different date. There are people arguing at the table. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

11:52So now it's time for RJ to hook up with the thirsty waitress. So he does. He hooks up with this Courtney girl. Man, I'm telling you, what is Palm Springs? When you live in Palm Springs and you're there just all the time, that really just drives you out. I mean, this poor girl. I just wish I was there so I could just pour lotion. pour lotion on her and her hair. Pour some lotion on me. Pour some lotion on me. So we hear them fucking behind the closed door. And then Adam and Gigi have to go spy. And Greg and Tonny now are completely bonded because they now have a common enemy. This has fixed their marriage.

12:40Greg stood up for the valley and kind of his wife, mostly the valley though and so now Tani's like wow, I felt so supported by Greg, he like had my back, like god I just feel like the valley right now he loves me so much so Adam's like oh my god Gigi, let's listen to the door, I think they're having sex, whoa and she's like I can't even hear because I've got my bad hearing because you're a deaf ass bitch Oh my god, I can't believe I said that Oh my god, let's go outside Let's try to look through the window This is crazy, Gigi, ow Sorry, Adam, I didn't mean to step on your foot My foot is broken I can't believe I said something like that On my birthday You're lucky that I didn't hear you Call me a deaf-ass bitch They're watching, and I thought this was gonna be A whole thing of, like, everyone Piling in, but actually they're all too exhausted it seems like to even watch.

13:39So it's just Adam and Gigi and they're laughing. So now it's the next morning and Courtney is still there and she's like having coffee with everyone. So it turns out it's not that she's dried out. She just might be thirsty because she is still hanging around to be on the TV show. Yeah. So now Greg and Tani are talking and he's like, how do you feel about that whole situation with last night? She's like, well, I had a nightmare about it actually. I mean, I don't know. Did it happen? Was it real? Am I alive? Am I in a coma? could you take my pulse well their room is empty they left and now we go to Skye and Bombshot's house and Skye is making breakfast it's very serious over there and then Skye gets a text from Reza Jax that's like hey I hope you guys are okay last night was rough and I'm here if you need someone can you also do me a favor could you give me a call and say there's an emergency back in LA so I can get away from this crazy girl who won't leave the house thank you so much so Bombshot and Skye are talking at their house and she just has her disappointment face on or her face.

14:38It's just her face. And the bombshell's like, well, you know, you're not doing good. I don't blame you. She's like, well, I felt like I was in the cage with a bunch of hyena. I had no choice but to walk away. And you still stayed. That was very interesting. It's like, yeah. Okay. I was hoping for more of a response than that. But so I'm still chewing on it. I'm still chewing on it. Like it is a steak from a Whole Foods. Very chewy. Very true. So what was the conversation when I left? He's like, Tanin was talking about your jewelry and the discount. Oh, her husband brought it up and he says that I don't support her skincare, which is only one oil.

15:19And apparently she went and talked to Reza about what happened here in my house. And she goes and she goes and she hangs out with these people and she talks shit about me and there's no way for me to go back and erase this. Not at all that she would mention that I put oil on our dog. this is the worst thing that has ever happened to sky i know but i love how sky turns us over the course of the episode how dare she to not know how i feel about my dog my dog is my children yes yes turn it turn it uh so she says she's been best friends with tonine ever since they met but you have to be loyal or you're out of her life and that's it so sky's like i mean Reza Jax, he reached out.

16:04This was good. I don't know what kind of phone. Probably cricket, but I'll take it. It was nice. He tried. And she's like, and it's interesting. And do you know who texted me? Also, Gonesa. And so we see these texts from Gigi's. Oh, my God. Just multiple texts, like pages of texts from like, I want to apologize to you for the way that I yelled at you. But this doesn't take away from my feelings and how I felt in that moment. and i have dildos and people stick their people stick my face up their assholes and i need you to realize that is a huge responsibility and for you to treat me just goes on and on fucking gg taking zero accountability for anything i don't know where you and bombshot went but i generally hope you guys are good and safe and the fact that you didn't tell us makes me so mad i just want to grab my knives and act out because I'm dangerous.

17:00So then we go back to Sky and Bombshot and Sky's like, she apologized that she didn't keep her cool, you know? And we come back to Palm Springs and Adam's like, so Courtney, did you get along with RNG? What are your thoughts? Did you guys have S-E-X? I was listening at the door with that deaf ass bitch. Oh my God, did I say it again? This is crazy. Don't say it in front of Dab. the step-ass bitch and courtney's like yeah i mean we we connected like really well i love the eyes that he has like he has sex eyes and he has a beard too like wow you're basically gonna get married what do they keep talking about like i think he's a very handsome guy uh rj by the way just want to say that i think he's very cute but he has crazy eyes he has crazy fucking eyes i don't know why they're like oh my god his eyes his eyes are crazy his eyes are saying run yeah and he like Like he's so used to like all of his patented body language moves that he just does them all the time.

17:58Now he's constantly leaning over at a table. Like he's going to hit the candle at some point and his beard's going to catch on fire. Because like that's his thing. He's like, what do you want to order? It's like, okay, could you like just stay in your seat, please? Thank you. So they're like talking to this girl. Well, he really does have good eyes. Oh my God, I noticed on my birthday. Gigi's like, speaking of the devil, here he is right now. Oh my God, we're talking about you and how Courtney needs to move to LA to be with you. And he's like, Courtney's a sweet girl. And we had a really fun time.

18:29And like, it kind of, you know, she's a strong, powerful girl. And I don't think she'll take it personally that I'm never going to see her again. Yeah. It's like, let's slow down here, guys. Okay. And the producer asked Gigi what she thinks Reza J wants in his life as he gets older. She's like, RJ, a pussy. What else? Oh my God, here comes Tan Tan. She's woken up and I got to make an initial observation. I don't see any Skye, a scar, a jewelry on you right now. And she's like, no, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry for screaming so much. So she's like, this is all Kate Spade, which I also got at a discount.

19:13So sue me. I'm just very disappointed. The shock factor was bigger than the disappointment. I mean, you know, I think with Sky and I, we just kind of instantly clicked. And it was a very quick friendship. And the beauty of our friendship is that we're so different. And she basically said that last time they had a huge argument. They didn't talk. And that Sky, like, wouldn't meet halfway. And it was Tanine who had to go and really, like, make the effort to create the truce. And she just doesn't really feel like doing it again. I think Sky kind of blew this argument with Tanine. Because I think Sky had the moral high ground in this one.

19:49she could have just said oh wow now you're talking shit about me to reza because reza started this whole thing by being like you want to talk about your oil where did you put her oil you know he's totally starting a fight on purpose and they both fell for it and i think time i think sky should have just said you know what i don't appreciate that you you talking behind my back is like stabbing me in the back and that's not cool i thought we were friends and then she would have looked like the victim instead of being like oh really you get the discount on my things which could have won this one because then tonen would have had to call you and she would have had to apologize but now she doesn't because you acted like the bigger asshole that's exactly right come on sky i want to root for you so bombshot is talking about how he froze and she's like you do freeze a lot of time in our life and that really affected me years and years every time i need you most you're frozen he's like i know you know for my wife i will do whatever i can to help her, which is nothing.

20:47I will do nothing to help her, but you know, it's fun. Maybe I'll hire a bartender. Just kidding. Won't do that. But she holds grudges. And of course it's hard to be with someone who holds grudges and you keep telling yourself that maybe they'll change one day, but then they come to the realization that they hold grudges. I'm like, yeah, maybe she holds grudges, but like you're giving her the grudge, right? Like you're totally not present for her. Of course, like if you're not present for her time after time again, and she's like, you weren't there for me this time. And this time, and this time I'm getting sick of it.

21:14That's not really grudge holding. That's kind of like, I'm noticing a pattern of behavior, Bombshod. Yeah. And I will also add that Sky does not seem to be easy at all. Because when she said, yes, you are always freezing. I thought, you know who else is constantly freezing? Terrified animals. Yes. They'll survive. Exactly. Flight or freeze. Yeah. And I think there might be a little bit of that too. I love Sky on the show. I think she's great. I think in real life, she'd be a monster. Yes. I can just imagine going to a restaurant with her and she makes us change the seats. She makes us change the table.

21:54She sends food back. She complains. Like, I never want to be around her. But on the show, ugh. Yeah. And I think part of Bombshaw's whole thing, you know, to us, like watching it, I'm like, how could you not stand up for your wife and follow her out and stuff like that? And I think he's just so used to her being like this that he's like, well, I mean, if she's going to be like this, she's going to get called out. Like, what am I going to do? Like, I'm not going to tell her you can't talk this way, but I can't control other people getting offended when she's talking to them that way. So I guess I could kind of see that side of it if I really try.

22:26But at the same time, you're married to the difficult person. So if you're going to make the choice to be married to a difficult person, then you still got to be a good husband and be like, listen, you know, you have you you guys watch how you talk to my wife. And then in private, be like, you know, babe, you kind of bring some of this stuff up on your on yourself. Yeah. But he doesn't you know, he's never really honest with her. He doesn't tell her any of this stuff. I mean, if you were with somebody like that, wouldn't you be like, babe, don't you think it's weird that everyone we have, everyone in the group thinks it's you.

22:59And every time we have a friendship, you end up, it ends up ruined. And you're the one involved in that. Like, come on. Like, yeah, let's talk about this. Yeah. Connect the dots. So now we're gonna see some wacky things that are happening around the valley. At Tanean and Greg's house. her mom who is so sweet comes over with the food. I love this lady. I love that she brings some food every day and she comes in and she looks like so happy. She's like, I made you this. And then we go to Reza Jackson's house. It looks like he's made some sort of like spaghetti version of Todd dig. And he tries to like, he flips it out and it's kind of half, half successful.

23:40And then we go to Woodland Hills and we see that Gigi is looking at a house that she will definitely not be able to afford. And her realtor Camille does that obnoxious thing where they walk in and she goes, welcome home. Like Camille, you know Gigi can't afford this. Sorry, I'm just practicing for someone who actually has money. Okay, can I try that again, Gigi, from the top? Welcome home. Was that convincing, Gigi? This is a five bedroom, five bathroom, 4 ,726 square foot home for one woman and her child. Come on, Gigi. And all the nothing she does. Who has no job and no prospects. Give me no ambitions.

24:22Stop it. Stop it. So she's like, now the real painful question comes, how much? She's like, well, for purchase, it's$2.5 million. And then for lease, it's around$14 ,000. She's like, oh, my God,$14 ,000. That's definitely above where I need to be. Okay, well, how much do you have? A couple of dusty dildos still in their box. They're still in their box. Um, that's pretty much it. You can talk to Dennis. I'm so mad at him. Um, I was actually surprised this house was only 2.5 million. I know only. I thought that was a good deal actually for that big of a house with a pool. It must be haunted or very far away or both.

25:05It's like Woodland Hills. Yeah. Woodland Hills is pretty big, right? It's big. It's, that's a little far from like the main part of LA. It's like you're in Woodland Hills. You're sort of just like in Woodland Hills at that point. You're like, we're really truly in the suburbs at that point. Isn't that out by Calabasas too? It's by Calabasas, but Calabasas is off bumfuck. It's off out there. Woodland Hills has good shopping. I went there one time. I think I went to Woodland Hill. Is that by Agora? I have to look at it. Woodland Hills. But they have, it's on the way to Agora for sure. They've got that nice smell, like the Warner Center.

25:38I went to a volcano there once.

25:43I went to the volcano of Woodland Hills. Yeah, it's by Calabasas. Yeah, I knew I went out there once. I went out there to look at used pianos, and they have just miles of gigantic stores. Like furniture stores. I kind of wanted to stay out there, but I was too lazy. But here's the thing about Woodland Hills. Here's the thing about Woodland Hills that people who don't live in this area don't realize. Is that a lot of people are drawn to the siren song of Woodland Hills. There's a mall. There's piano stores. actually the one thing that there really is not a lot of is woodlands but everyone's like oh my god like it's the big houses and stuff but then the people who wind up in woodland hills this is what it's like talking to them hey so uh do you want to go out uh i've got to go all the way back to woodland hills so i've got to i'm gonna go home now actually no this is what it's like this is what it's like talking to them hey how you doing you want to go to dinner tonight i'm sorry i can't hear you um hold on i'm just walking around trying to get some some sir can can you hear me do they not have cell towers in woodland hills i was thinking we could see this movie it's playing at 8 15 oh yeah it's just it's a little late because i gotta get back to woodland hills sorry it's people who live in woodland hills are constantly in the process of having to get back to woodland hills and it takes forever to get there like that's true but to be fair we are people who live in los angeles and we're literally like that everywhere i mean we went to dinner in west hollywood last week and it was like oh that's i know like that's so far i was like i have to come over the hill and you're like i have to come from hollywood we were acting like it was a 10 hour ordeal it was 20 minutes it was it took me 45 minutes to drive down I was going nuts.

27:35Well, that's true. It was also the time because it was at like five. I just feel like Woodland Hills, like once you go to Woodland Hills, that you're not seeing your friend anymore. So once Gigi commits to Woodland Hills, she's out there, you know? Well, it keeps the rest of us safe. So good for her. Go, go, I say. So she's like, wow. Well, this is perfect for me because we're by schools and we're near friends. I mean, MJ lives a few streets away and Dennis is literally not even a mile away from here. And, you know, I'd love to see Dennis. I just love that guy. It's like, she doesn't remember her own plot line.

28:10So she says, in order to get this house, I really, really want, I really need Dennis's help. So, I mean, Palm Springs was a mess, but aside from that, I'm in business with him and we need to move forward. Intimately, Gigi was so successful, was it? Then why do you have entire warehouses full of boxed builders? Why? I don't think people wanted to get that intimate with you, Gigi. Girl, nobody thinks of Gigi and is like, well, can't wait to fuck myself. Thinking of Gigi. Gigi. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

28:48So now we go to the agency and MJ goes into a meeting with Mauricio, the man who is getting around Bravo shows more than he is the ladies in Aspen. and he's like whoa whoa whoa hold on hold on i'm uh mixing right now hold on hold on oh yeah stevie nicks with the little willie nelson yeah the audience goes crazy oh sorry mj come on in i'm a dj now you ever heard this band called life house wow they're so good so um he's like so how's life how's motherhood you i'm pretty sure you're famous because cameras came in but i'm really not sure who you actually are she's like it's good um you know my kids in kindergarten i was i went viral for an outfit because i was on the traders the trade the traders yeah oh one question for you are you wearing the thong business suit yes okay good good i'd like to see it i'd like to see it well being a mother is the hardest thing on the planet right you know Yada, yada, yada, mom, mom, mom, bullshit, empathy.

29:56Okay, but by the same token, you have to miss a pickup once in a while. What I'm trying to say is it's nice that you have a kid, but have you ever thought about not caring about your kid so you can sell a house?

30:10And she's like, yeah, you know, I knew when Shams was born, I would be a stay-at-home mom until he started kindergarten. But, you know, now it's time to level up my business. So, I mean, I love working for Mauricio. Well, hold on. I can't really hear you right now. Could you just, we're trying to film right now. He's like, oh, sorry, sorry. Bieber just came out with a new one. All the kids are going crazy. Yeah, it's like, really, it's like so good. So, okay, have you thought about, here's my advice to people who are trying to make it big in real estate. Puka shells. You ever thought about wearing them?

30:46Listen, you need to get some clients. I suggest going to a hat store. Just go to a hat store and wait for people to pass by. How much money do you want to make next year? How about a cool million? How about$999 ,000 and$90? What I'm trying to say is just subtract$10 for the cool set of bracelets you'll be getting from H &M. Okay, what do you need to do to get to a million dollars? And she's like, knock on some doors. He's like, door knocking? That's not going to get you to a million. Okay. She's like, okay, could you just maybe tell me what to do? He's like, okay, you've got a social media following, right?

31:30So maybe just grow that. You know, it's like the easiest thing in the world. Pour a little water on it. It grows. So then you use that, you know? So here's some crazy ideas. Learn about your neighborhood. Learn about have open houses. Try to understand what the house is. Learn about real estate and just walk around and tell people about that. I don't know. Kind of crazy outside the box things, you know. Let me tell you what no successful real estate person does. They don't take clients into homes and say, you can't afford this. Don't buy this. Wait a minute. Sorry, but I've been watching the show.

32:10Hey, you know what? I have some sort of stakes in this thing, right? Because you're kind of famous and I'm kind of famous. So let's do this. Be kind of famous together. So have an open house. Invite me. I'll come. Invite some hot girls. Set up some turntables. I'll show up there. Maybe I'll wear an earring. And I don't know. We'll see what happens. And I'll give you a proper assessment. Do it at Twilight. Chicks love Twilight. Yeah, I just did this cool remix of Christina Perri singing that Twilight song. So good. So she's like, this is so important to me. I really need Mauricio's praise. I'm going to be like a powerhouse, like a baddie.

32:53Okay. So now we go to Taisho Restaurant. Tanin and Greg are having date night, which I know I'm thrilled about. So they get some oysters. Tanin's very busy. And he's like, yeah, I think our communication has gotten significantly better. You know, listening, getting things done that you asked me for the first time, understanding your point yelling at people at dinner that hate you she's like yes well that part yeah that part's been good yeah yeah we communicate so much better now for the moment um so she's gonna do a girl's night and she's gonna invite adam to it she's gonna make persian food and then greg is like should i invite bombshot she's like yeah of course i mean you guys don't have a problem that's fine if you guys do a boy's night invite bombshot i really don't care.

33:41He's like, but what about Skye? She's like, well, whatever. Fuck her. I'm not inviting her. She's like, I know Skye can be stubborn. And I think at this point, I'm just going to take it day by day. Give her some time. I mean, she's my friend after all. I consider her my sister and she really does know everyone at that Erewhon. If this food goes on much longer, they're not going to let me in there. It's a problem. I really like the salad bar. So at another restaurant called The Six. Reza Jay is meeting up with Sky for lunch. And he's worried about this because he's just that guy who wants to make everything okay.

34:14Like, let's get the friends together. No one's talking to Sky. I'll talk to Sky. Yeah, I'm going to talk to Sky and see how she feels. So he's kind of doing the producer job of being a mediator of people that he's known for about a week. So he goes to meet up with her and she's like, oh, hello, nice restaurant. I'm waiting for someone to come up and ask me for change. Is this normal? It is good. I can see how the other side lives. Oh, and I don't like the other side. So, okay, we go to the restaurant now. So they make you food standing under a freeway overpass. Very nice. The six, I like that this restaurant is called The Six because that is the exact rating I would give it.

35:00Out of 20 so far. Thousand.

35:06He's like, okay, you know, reason I wanted to chill and have this dinner, you know, is because I think you're an incredible person. And, you know, Greg, like Greg, so I'm getting closer to Tawny as well. And she's like, I mean, my husband is best friends with Greg. It's like being best friends with Frogger. You play this game? No, I'm... Splat. Unless I can fuck it. Spoiler alert. Okay. Okay. Well, I, you know, I think it would be a huge shame for you to cut things off over things that are fixable. You know what? Maybe it would have been different if she had reached out, you know? And I feel like I'm right when the problem started with you.

35:46And so I don't initiate. I don't need to initiate. So unfortunately, every time any conflict happened between us, it's because of her behavior. And it was because of what she did and I didn't like it. So it's pretty obvious. I mean, she came to my house. She brought her oil. And then, you know, when you put oil on your hands, you know, it's like it's oily, right? because you have oil hands so i did what anyone would do i wiped it onto my dogs because you know what i have to rub it somewhere and my dogs are like my children and everyone knows when you have all your hands wipe it on children that's what you do so now she's upset with me for moisturizing my child do you know how this feels to me she's taking what should i let my child be dry like this waitress in palm spring no i moisturize my child because i love my child you understand yes And he's like, oh, God, he's like, wow, she's really worked this story up.

36:33He's like, OK, well, can you maybe at least see how, you know, maybe putting it on your dog could be perceived as something negative? She goes, no, because she knows I give birth to these dogs. She knows. She's like, it was the greatest compliment I could have given her wretched oil that I wanted off my hands. like i i supported her oil so much i couldn't wait to get it off my hands i didn't even want it to absorb any further so i put it on the furriest thing i could find that was not furniture that's how much i love her product she's ridiculous all she had to say when tawn it when he was like what about the oils you put it on your dog she said i i put it on my hand it felt great but i had extra oil on my hand on my fingers so i put it on the dog i wasn't trying to be offensive But instead it turns into this whole thing.

37:23They're like my children. How could you come for me and my children? And so he's like, okay, but there's like a five-year history there. And, you know, my job's just to get to, you know, make you think differently about the situation than you thought before. So. Also, you haven't touched any of the food here. Are you going to even have one bite? And she looks and she goes, enjoy. You can have my portion. this is like the opposite of my dog disgusting non-child so now we go to natasha and amir and they put their kids to bed and now it's time to have the discussion oh my god this scene was i actually was like crying in the scene it was so like i really like this guy i like i like them both but i really like amir and basically they are like circling back about having the medium him and they, they have to have discussed, like, are you still in love with your, with your, your wife who passed?

38:21And, you know, he, he just starts to cry, but he's like, cries in that way. That's like, it was like, that's how I cry when I get like a dirty cry. I'm like, he was like that. And it was just so, it was so sweet. It was like a real emotional moment, you know, having to navigate this peculiar, peculiar situation that they're in that actually a lot of people find themselves in. And I was like, why is the Valley Persian style making me cry right now? So they're talking about how this brought up a lot of emotions, you know, the psychic and stuff. And she's saying, you know, I know that your wife was a big part of your life and I'm never trying to take that away from you.

39:04But Reza was telling me, Reza asked me if I think that you're still in love with her, which is so Reza, you know? And she's like, well, I don't want to think about it, but, you know, I mean, how could you not be? Because it's not like she did anything wrong. And he says, well, I'm in love with you, and I want to make sure that you don't feel that way every year. Do you want to come with me? Like, you can come with me to visit her? And she's like, okay, okay, I'll come with you. and he starts to cry because he doesn't he feels so bad that natasha goes through this emotional strife every year so he starts to cry because he's like i don't want anything to happen to you because obviously he has gone through the trauma of having to see someone he loves deal with hardship and so he just starts to sob and i was like oh my god it was i was like i love this guy it was just so sweet he says how his anxiety and he doesn't want to like he doesn't want to put this on her but he loves her so much and he's like i can't live without you and then they resolve that like this year she's going to come with him to the gravesite and i was like i was like wiping my tears on a dog how dare you so then we go to tanning and craig craig greg's house and uh it's girls night guys she's cooking for girls night and then reza is you know we're seeing the difference in like what she has, which is an amazing spread.

40:32She was putting all this up for it. There's all this gorgeous food. And then we go to the bachelor's house and it's just like some nuts in a bowl and some crackers on a little skinny plate. Like, sir, do you realize you were on the second iteration of Shaza sunset? We expect this entire surface to be filled with little bowls of dates and delicious foods. Yeah. Greg comes and he's like, we're at a fucking whorehouse. and then at the girls night everything looks amazing like this looks great and then reza comes to boys night he's like oh my god it smells like but to see in here he's like what's but do you see and they're like it's a combination of body parts booty dick and pussy it's like oh nice great thanks and adam meanwhile goes to girls night and he's like wow so what do you guys do at girls night there's no dogs right please don't let the dogs near me oh my god i didn't bring tabouli oh my god i'll never be asked back so gg's like it smells like it smells like taboussi in here that's tabouli's pussy did I do it right no Adam why don't you just take a seat we'll put a napkin in your shirt we'll feed you some food ow Gigi the spoon I didn't touch you sorry I get nervous sometimes so they're like yeah we get male strippers and then back at boys night they're talking about bombshot coming and so Ressa's like I don't read the Jackson's like, I don't want to talk about sky.

42:15Don't make me talk about sky. And then we see bombshot limping towards us. He's like, Oh God, here we go. Another. I'm just tired. I'm really just tired. So Greg's like, well, he's going to defend his wife. You know, I don't know what he's going to say. And they're like, yeah, this is really fucked up. So he comes in. And meanwhile, back at the girl's house, they're talking about Natasha having sky over, which we didn't see. So she's like, well, I wanted to know if she'll be okay with Tanine coming to girls night. Flashback, flashback. I am very open to hearing her side, but trusting her? No, I will never trust her.

42:56I will never trust a woman who doesn't allow another mother to oil up her children dog. So in the present, Tanine is like, well, finally we're on the same page. So that's good. I'm like, wow, no accountability. No six years of supporting her. I'm so sorry for screaming everyone. And MJ is like, well, you're the one who should be done. Right. Right. What are the words? What are the words? Right. And so Natasha is like, well, she said, and we have a flashback. And Sky goes, this woman is not safe and is dangerous. And it wasn't her first time doing this to people. I'm talking about Gigi now, everyone.

43:30And she has a history. And as a matter of fact, two months ago, she attacked someone in the parking lot. And so. But by the way, she's right. And nobody stood up for Skye for Gigi coming after her physically at that partying, screaming and yelling and acting like a damn fool. So I think on this one, Skye's right. And Gigi's like, oh, my God, to bring up the parking lot like she's fucking done. That's it. She's fucking done. I feel it going through my veins. I'm going to fucking kill somebody. I mean, the particular situation that Skye's choosing to bring up. I mean, that's so low. That's so nasty.

44:06nasty it's so dirty girl you attacked you attacked paulina in the damn park at the bloomies but also gg's whole thing is like you don't want to see me when i get mad because i i get violent and i'm probably gonna punch you i'm gonna cut a bitch you don't want to see me i'm dangerous watch out it's like oh so i heard you got into a fight don't talk about my fights i never said i I was in a fight. God. She's like, she wants to bring up shit? Well, I can shit back. My shits are nice. Nice shits. I eat a lot of fiber. Violent fiber. So you took a shit, Gigi? Don't talk about my shits. Not right. Yeah.

44:53So now Bombshot's over there. And they're like, okay, well, let's talk about Palm Springs. And he's like, well, this guy's not here. And she should be here to defend herself. not me but me the one who promised to stand up for his wife more but i would like to say you know she does not disrespect anybody because they're living in the valley she disrespects the valley and the people who live in it does that make sense the people are good their choice to live in the cesspool that is the problem but the people themselves are good they don't know any better they think dust and bad restaurants are good because they never were taught anything better but I feel like Greg it was totally disrespectful because when you talk to my my wife you're talking to my family and you're talking to my family you're talking to me hold on one second I've got the rest of the statement that also uh don't talk about the dogs they're like children to me oh to Sky I should say okay sorry she wrote that for me it was very very helpful for me yeah it's like if you're talking to my family you're talking to me so you disrespected me and Greg's like well then why didn't you say something then?

46:00Because, you know, what the hell? You should have said that. So now they're mad at Bombshot for not sticking up for his wife. He's like, if you said, Hey, you're disrespecting my wife, I would have shut up. But I thought we were all kind of laughing. Even you, right? Wasn't it kind of funny when I was like, I'm from the Valley. I love the Valley. Don't talk about the Valley. And we all know like the Valley sucks. Right. But I was saying it. So it's like kind of funny. Right. But I didn't know I was disrespecting her. She's like, he's like, absolutely right. And that is the exact problem that I'm having.

46:28right now at home is that she's telling me you do not defend me you know okay you know what can i just say something but there's a big moment where everybody just stares at him because you're not defending her even now you're not defending you folded in two seconds and so everybody's just staring at him like wow we don't really know what to do here because we're here to yell at you but we're also mad at you for not defending your wife even though we ate her yeah well as long as it's smelling like Patrici in here. I shouldn't have. Okay, there were some things that I should not have said, but I feel bad because of the position that you're in, Bombshot, and I would, like, really want to go and apologize to her, but you know what?

47:06It makes me scared to talk to her because, like, it's very scared for me because, like, do you know what it is like to have a big, scary person yell at you, okay? It is like... Uh, Reza, you're the one who did that to her. No, it smells like Patrici in here. I couldn't think straight. You're the giant hairball who's running around screaming at women. She didn't scream at you. You fucking Reza. And he's like, honestly, I'm just being honest. You know, I think you're going to just have to give this time. I cannot fix it. I cannot fix it myself. So now we go. Nice job, Bombshot, by the way. So now we go back to the agency and MJ is doing a wedding shoot.

47:45And so she's got a photographer there and she's getting ready. but while she's getting ready, she's got a t-shirt with Vita's face on it. This is icon. Yeah. It's actually a real estate shoot. Cause it's going to go on like flyers or whatever. That's going to like help move stuff. And MJ is like, today it's all about the agency. You know what? Cause she's a real estate agent. She works hard. She's dedicated. She's a good time. That's what you're going to see. When you see me in my Vita t-shirt standing in front of an agency sign, you're going to say, I'm going to buy a house with that lady. So then we go to Dennis's office.

48:18And Gigi shows up with Amir because they're going to look at inventory. And Gigi's brought Amir along because he's a tax lawyer. And basically he has some sort of professionalism. And he can keep an eye out in case Dennis does anything kind of shady. Yeah. So they go to the dildo warehouse. It's just hilarious. And they're looking at all this intimately Gigi crap. And Amir is like, wow, never been in a sex warehouse. I've not been around dildos and vibrators. Wow. This is, I mean, it's like aisles and aisles and stacks and stacks of these boxes. He's like, this is a lot of vagina to fill. This is a lot.

48:59This is a lot, okay? I didn't think I was going to be pivoting out of my really emotional scene into this one, so quickly, but okay. Okay, but we also need to talk because I need to make a box for men's anal stuff too. We can just repurpose some of this stuff. Just put it into a men's box. You know, a male just wants G, a gay male just wants to be fucked with Gigi's face. Gigi, ow. So we go into Dennis's office and they are, he has a name tag. Dennis, it says Dennis DeSantis, master hustler. And so Dennis - And another sign that says, I'm kind of a big deal. Oh, current, real current. So Dennis is like, okay, well, you know, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, obviously about the dildos.

49:49But first, let's get past Palm Springs, which I was a little upset about, by the way, because you didn't have my back, my very hairy back. And, you know, you just sort of put me into an ambush. Well, who ambushed you? Well, the whole table ambushed me. You know, you could have just said, you know what? You're wrong. I didn't protect you. I didn't stand up for you. It's always that you can never be wrong, right? No, no, no, no. Your feelings about Palm Springs have no place in this conversation. We're talking about business stuff. Let's talk about getting my face into gay men's asses. That's what we're here to talk about.

50:24Yeah, but I'm just saying in order to move forward with business, we need to go off to the past. I don't know. It's weird talking to you without any tiles on the wall. You know, it's a strange space. But I just have to tell you that because what happened last week. So let's move forward. and I just want to tell you how I felt about the trip and now we're going to move forward. Okay, we're going to move forward. We're going to move forward. So Amir's like, okay, well, you guys want to do well and you want her products to perform well, right? 100%. Okay, so on business, we got two options. We can do a licensing deal.

50:58You get a check every month no matter what or you could be an owner. You own 25 % of the country. Sorry, company, country. Wow. Wow. Oh, that sounds amazing. Some a lot of dildos, selling a lot of dildos. Watch out, America. I own a quarter of you now. So Amir is like, okay, well, we'll go through these and we'll have it reviewed. And I just, can I get out of this office? My professional reputation is plummeting as we speak. Thank you very much. Listen, don't think about it. I don't want to fight. You know, I just want to make money. I want to move forward. All right. That's right. We're in business together now.

51:35here I come$2.5 million house. Yep. I'm sure. So now they go and they start picking up a box of the anal toys and everything. And Amir's like, get me out of here. Why haven't they talked about her weed business, her woosah or whatever? That's weird. Yeah. What happened to that? And what happened to her hair? Didn't she have like a hair, a fake hair business extensions? Gigi's extensions. It was a great brand name. Yeah. Gigi's extensions. Oh, I'm not sure. I think a great entrepreneur like Gigi surely is so occupied with that that she doesn't even have time to talk about it. But now we see Natasha and Gigi picking up kids from school and Gigi's son starts pulling down Gigi's pants at the sidewalk.

52:21She's like, stop it. And then we go to MJ and Tommy's house and Tommy and Shams are doing a puzzle and Tommy's like, that's not how you do it. Come on. And finally we arrive at Casalina Restaurant where Reza Jax is arriving. He's there with Sky. And she's like, oh, finally you pick a good restaurant this time. Okay, we're finally seeing some improvements. He's like, yeah, but it's still in the valley. She goes, no, I know. It's fine. It's fine. You tried. You tried. So she's like, oh, we have matching cross necklaces. We need a Jesus in our life. Am I right? Look at me. Fun loving Sky. She's like doing this squint smile thing where she's like, look, I'm complimenting the restaurants.

53:03I'm wearing a cross that says, Jesus, look at happy, happy, happy sky. Yes, I am a nice, approachable person. So what's new with you? What's with you? Been into any more terrible restaurants in this God-forsaken location? It's like, nah, just busy with work, which is, sorry, I forgot my air quotes because I don't know if I have a job, to be fair. And she's like, okay, well, that's exciting. And, you know, your boys and I was good. You're going to tell me what happened? He's like, it was good. So you're not going to share what happened to poison? He's like, nope, nope. We talked about you, but that's all you're going to get.

53:37Oh, shocking. It's like, okay, well, have you ever heard of Bodisi? No, please. I don't want to know. So he's like, okay, well, I did see some accountability on Reza's part. I mean, he did come in and he said, you know, I mean, he had points about what bothered him. And he admits that he did this wrong. Are you going to be more specific or? Nope. He just said some things he may have done wrong. And so she says, yeah, Reza starts the fire. And if it happened once, it's going to happen again. And she's right. Reza will never stop. He's going to scream in your face 20 more times this season. So then the waiter comes by and he's like, so are we still waiting for one more person?

54:18And Sky's like, what? And then we see Tanin arriving. And I'm sorry. Did somebody invite Tess to come to the valley? Because that would be nice. we will welcome them here and so she knows what's going on she's like fuck you and then Tanina's like oh well this is a surprise so both women are really mad and Reza's like sorry whoops whoopsies and they stare at each other and it's a showdown for the ages yeah so we'll see will they forgive each other I don't know the fate of the valley rests on this summit. Well, we'll have to wait until next week to find out what goes on with that. But in the meantime, thanks everyone for being here.

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