#3225 Southern Charm S11E12: Iguana Be Startin’ Somethin’

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2:14And now today we go into Southern Charm for their cast trip. Woo! Woo! Southern Charm, everybody. Get into it. Yes, it's a cast trip on Southern Charm, Mexico. Here we go to Mexico. So we start with Austin packing, or he's cleaning something in his closet or whatever, putting clothes away. He's like, wow, that is a great shirt. Great. Amazing the breadth of Tommy Bahama. Not only can he do ferns, he can do palms. It's amazing. Austin and Craig are so similar because Craig has a scene like that too, where he's just looking at stuff in his closet like, that's amazing. I love those pants. So good.

2:58I have such good fashion choices. These guys are so proud of their Tommy Bahama. You got to love it. I know, seriously. So everyone's packing and Vanita calls. And Austin has also just like unpacked some sort of bag that says like cat dad or whatever. I'm a cat dad. It's my new identity. buddy so uh so piper one of the cats is like crawling all over because austin has propped up his phone his facetime in his bag but his his luggage is open and that is like a crack to a cat like what a small confined space i'm going to walk around in circles in it and then lay down and if you have a camera right there i will sit directly in front of it and then i will pee in it if you're molly and i'm so yeah the cat's doing that and getting in the in the phone and vanita's like oh my god girl you're just licking your your cootie cat piper but big news guys madison had her baby speaking of kitty cats something came out of madison's it's a little baby and i was like oh my god oh my god home alone face and so we see um madison's video you know probably selling celsius waters or whatever and she's like it's me it's me and um my husband charisma i mean brad He's like, we're going to have baby in two hours.

4:15What do you think of that? Hey, Hudson, can you believe you're going to be a big old brother in two hours? What's your most exciting part about it? Everything. My life is about to change forever. Now I have to share attention with this little shithead who's about to come out. I mean, sorry, I'm really excited. I'm really excited. You be nice to your little brother because he is going to be born for corn. And there's someday you won't have me and your dad around. And the only thing that you two will have will be corn. So be nice. So Austin is like, I low-key love this for her. This is amazing. Whoa, is that in the cards for us, Vanita?

4:53And Vanita's like, I mean, for us or for you and me in general. Don't say that to Vanita. She'll be outside your front house, front of your house in five minutes. I thought you loved me. You said you loved me. What are you talking about? Can we sit on your sofa and eat some Branzino? Thank you. Austin is like, well, with me and Madison, it's interesting to see how our lives progress. Well, I mean, I guess only one of our lives progresses. I'm just in the same place. But if I'm honest, I'm glad she's getting sick of something I don't know I would have ever been able to give for her, which is, you know, a conversation without needing a poncho.

5:27But it gives perspective for her being where she is and for me being where I am, same place as an idiot. I'm lost. I've got nothing. But I did dye my hair red, and I've got the same sports coat I did before I met Madison. I know that they probably tell him to dress like this on Southern Charm. They're like, you're a Southern gentleman. Wear a sports coat. But Austin looks crazy. It looks like a thrift store sport coat, and his hair is kind of—he's got like a new dye job in the confessional. It looks sad. But Vanita's like, okay, don't tell anybody, okay, because she doesn't need any movement in her life.

6:06She just needs to stay still and not talk. And he's like, thanks for telling me because I would have called somebody. I would have called somebody. Thank you for telling me. By the way, notably the cat has walked away at this. There was like some shot of the cat just like running off. Cause like even the cat can't deal with Austin's spray. The cats, Austin doesn't even need a squirt. Cats hate water. Yeah. It doesn't even need a squirt. He just needs to talk to the cat. The cat's like, okay, I'll get off the counter. That's like, please don't talk to me. Always thinks it did something wrong. So Vanita's like, well, when we talk, there's always other people in the conversation with us and I'm hurt by that, you know?

6:41I've never put Sally in a position to be humiliated, but we're the same. We just let things fester and fester and then when they piss us off, we go off. It's like you and Craig. Like, I don't want to rag on him any more than I do on a daily basis, but you guys, you want to kind of rag on him a little bit? That'd be kind of fun, right? This is very Vanita to be like, oh my God, you know, I'm just really upset with Sally for making me have that conversation in front of people. You're the one who started that conversation. Why are you pretending, Sovanita, to start something and then be like, I can't believe she did that to me.

7:11What the hell? So now Molly arrives at the Starlight Inn, which is kind of like an old retro motel, I guess, that people are going to go hang out at. It's kind of like a Big 8, I guess. Do they have those still? You mean like a Super 8? Stop a Big 8. Wait, no, it's a Big 8? Oh, Big 8. Yeah, Super 8 is the film. I think there's two. There's like, yeah, Big 8. Yeah, Super 8 is film. Don't they live in the film? Yeah, Big 8s are still around. I see them all over the place. Yeah, there you go. So it's like that, but trendier, I guess. So Molly brings what everybody brings to a gig that's really important.

7:56That is salad dressing. So she brings that, and she's unpacking her car. She meets the guitar guy who has, you know, learned a few chords. written some songs for malls for old malls and uh he's like hey you gonna be okay if i forget the lyrics that's a good one and i tell it to all the new singers what if i forgot him she's like oh my god don't scare me my blood pressure i'm so nervous gonna be singing yeah my blood pressure just spiked although that may be because the snake bit me earlier today oh no an open mic is 100 times scarier than the euphonium because this is just me and that terrifies me she basically says like when she's in the orchestra she can hide amongst the the whole giant band that's there i'm like not only can you hide you evidently can also just not even show up and they will still be able to soldier on yeah so and hey if you go through that performance like everyone expects you to blow yeah she goes i just hope my voice doesn't shut down don't worry um so no one's really gonna be paying attention really anyway so people show up sally brings roses jeff is like gosh i never bring gifts i always forget he really has a bad track record of this all all season long he didn't bring something to patricia's house and then he also did the same thing it was like gosh i always forget yeah but it's also the south like do you have to take a gift for everything in the south jesus i would never go anywhere i feel like you have to go shopping and just have a whole closet full of gifts you know how you do that for like when there's a birthday and you've forgotten and Your mom's like, I've got a gift in the closet.

9:29And she pulls out like a fake crystal clock she found somewhere 20 years ago. Like, thanks, mom. I feel like there's so many rules in the South. Just like as a northerner, my impression of the South is like, well, you do know that when you park in a parking lot, you do have to give flowers to each car onto your left and to your right, right? It's the Palat thing to do. That is kind of the South, I guess. Gifts for everything, huh? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial So, yeah, everybody comes And he's like, can I just borrow your flowers? Oh, gosh! Look, there's gays!

10:07So the gays come And everybody's coming And Whitney's like, oh, wow, this seems like a place Where everybody should yell, Norm! Yeah, which case, they're like, ew, gross We gotta leave, normies So Sally is like, she's really nervous Look at her and we find out that Vanita can't come but sent an apology note and Austin may come and Sally's like oh I hope he comes oh Austin she's like just so unsubtle about everything so Shep says gosh Austin's going through a lot life isn't easy for him now and we all know that and him and Craig need a need a salvo I want to make it happen let's all go down to Mexico Yes, when I look at Austin, I think this is a man who lives a very, very difficult life.

10:54I mean, all that. Waking up and going to golf. Going back to bed. Going back to bed. Maybe getting a beer in the afternoon. It is difficult for him. That whole relationship he was pretending to have to repair his reputation on television has ended. Poor Austin. We should take a trip. A trip to Mexico. Because him and Craig need a solve. And so Rod is like, yeah, he's in a vulnerable place, girlfriend. And I'm there to help support and uplift. I tried to talk to him last week and he was like, don't gas me up. And I was like, talk to the hand. I'll gas him up. Like that to me. I'll gas him up. And he's like, no, but don't like gas him up like that.

11:41Blowjob gas him up. Is Rodrigo always just shit faced? If you ever wondered, because I mean, he's not. I don't know. I'm not going to say this because normally I like drunk people on TV. I'm like, oh, they're so funny, you know, or in life, even when they're against me. And it's trauma from my past. I'm like, but that was kind of funny. So I remember that abuse. That was at least funny. He's not like an amusing drunk, but I think he is drunk all the time because he kind of has a slur. I don't know. But I don't know if it's like a gay tongue thing because I have that. It could be a little bit of all of the above.

12:13So he's like, he's drunk ass him up. And she's like, oh, leave that to me. you Austin over here so Shep is like oh gosh it's Molly's parents I need to say hi so he goes over to be like look at me I'm Shep I'm a sweet little boy remember me last year when I went to the euphonium concert and when she was playing classical music I took my fingers and pretended I was conducting it was so funny gosh so I cannot believe she's doing this she won't even sing for us oh by the way you know Dee Molly's ex roommate um I think he's gay you could probably tell cause he's the probably gay one d is wearing a shirt that has a rainbow lettering on it and it says pride pride pride is it on sale just in case just he's like let me get it in three times just in case this is the last time you see me and five dollars pride pride pride gosh well molly's texting me she's a nervous wreck wow and the mom's like yeah she's a wreck but what else is new am i right Have you seen her apartment?

13:14Disgusting So then they all say hi And so Molly gets on the mic And she has a cowbell Rob's like go kill it bitch Okay I need my cowbell whoops I forgot And then of course they're all like more cowbell More cowbell You know it's a concert in the south when She's about to sing her first song and the guy goes Cowbell and I was like okay It's a song called cowbell I was just rolling with it Of course there's a song in the south called cowbell Yeah Hey, give her the cowbell Look, she can do everything She can do a cowbell, she can sing But one thing she can't do is seduce Austin That's for me to do, yoohoo Rod's like, yep, this is proof that you're a badass bitch And sometimes, you just like, gotta release the shackles To realize that you're really a badass bitch Blowjob Bitch Yeah You're a badass boss bitch and nothing releases the shackles like singing a song in a small coffee house.

14:17Yeah, liberation. The starlight in. You've made it. Someone is checking out during your song. And Shep's like, free bird, free bird. No, seriously, I'd like a free bird, please. I need to give a gift. Let's go over to Randy and Patricia's house. She's like, Randy, could you grab me another pillow? And he's like, uh-uh, from inside? No, just from right there. You're right next to it. Grab that pillow. Oh, this one? This one? Yeah, that one's fine. Where should I put it? Should I put it over here? Just put it over. Okay. Lift it. Okay. Close your eyes. Okay. Put it against your face. Okay. Press down.

15:00Pull the pillow towards you. You can't breathe. That's the point, Randy. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Take the pillow off your face. Okay, turn it around. Okay, I want the apricot side facing up while you do this to yourself. Okay, back on the face. Okay, should I put it down? You want it in front of the other one? Should I put them side by side? Should I put them one in front of the other one? What should I do? Just go inside. Get me some sweet tea, Jesus Christ. And stop playing remixes of Paul Abdul in there, okay? It's not a wedding. Please stop playing Be Our Guest over and over again, okay? Just because you're a doorman at a hotel and a DJ does not mean you only can welcome people during your set.

15:44And no more Samantha Fox. She's very unbecoming. Thank you. So Whitney comes over. I hear Patsy Cline coming one more time from there. What a loose woman. You know, she was wearing skirts way before that was acceptable. Why don't you play more Jody Wightley? I do like her He doesn't hear me Oh So Whitney comes out and he's like Hey mama you're making a list What's on your list She's like I'm going to Costco Cause Georgette's coming So you know Georgette loves stuff From Costco Basically I want to find An eye for Randy To go in and I'm just going to tell him to shake The rack until one of the big boxes falls from on high onto his head.

16:36God, Georgette and I love laughing at him when he does that. I was trying to look at what was on her list for Costco because she has a legal pad, and she's got all this writing on, like, four different areas of it. It's, like, all sectioned off. I was trying to read it, but you can't take screenshots of a screener, and it's really upsetting me. I've got to know what's on there. Georgette coming. What are we going to get, Georgette, from Costco? Lots of Snickers Paper towels Make sure that they're the Cut by Cut your own size Hey, Georgette really likes Those Kirkland athletic socks So make sure we got a bundle of those And a giant Gallon or tub of pickles Okay She likes to put the pickles in the socks actually So what's going on with you?

17:30He's like well I was talking to Shep about them the Mexico trip. We're going to plan that for Craig and Austin. I'm sure you can. Shep wants to do it. A spirituality trip, you know, experience culture and holistic wellness. She's like, Oh God, Jesus Christ. Please don't, don't do this. And we see a clip of him talking to the guys about the invite and Shep's like, yeah, you know, we should do a sweat house. We should do shamans. You know, it's time for some growth friends. Bravo told me that they really want to do another shot where they do a kaleidoscope effect on Oswald with shaman talks. So we're up for it.

18:06You know what I'm saying? Whoa! Going to Mexico with Craig doesn't sound great right now. Yeah, I always have that itch to go see some culture for a couple of days. I love culture. I love seeing other cultures. Craig. Sounds good. Sweat house. Yeah, I love other cultures. So it's like, huh, you know, it's about the important things in life. Friendship. Spirituality. Don't start that bull shit with me you're going to hang out with a bunch of poor people because you're producing this show you don't have to pretend with your mother i mean chef went to costa rica and did uh toad venom and he thinks he's a shaman now and so then we see a clip from like two years ago he's like i had a vision of taylor and i took her into my nest and then fed her and nurtured her and i wanted her to become this majestic bird.

18:56I mean, bless his heart. We can bounce my chakra. Whatever a chakra is. That's a good one.

19:13Cut to Randy. Chakra. Chakra. No, Randy. Wronged if that's not Chaka Khan. Yeah, what's a chakra mother? I think it's an R &B singer, probably Jewish, maybe, a couple decades ago. We don't really understand. So Charlie goes to Sally's house, and she says that she needs to take a shower because she just had a colonic. So hello, I've got a leaky booty hole. Yeah, she's like, I hope you don't mind. I'm going to be massaging my stomach. So I have to massage it after the colonic. She brought some lotion. so it's like okay that's crazy what's a colonic she's like oh my god i love colonics they put water up there just and then what happens then it comes out where does it go to then where it goes to craig's bar i mean what is where things go when they come out of your butt for someone to be this out of touch with their butthole i didn't think it was going to be sally i have to say yeah so um sally was like so what did you do instead of watching molly sing She goes, well, I had drinks with Craig again.

20:23Oh, my God. Don't hate me. Don't hate me. Please, please, please. I can't handle it. Please don't hate me. And then we have another date scene with Craig. He does this on every date scene where he's like asking where their relationship stands. What's that? That's weird, right? He's like, well, like, it's crazy because, like, usually when I'm seeing somebody, like, I can get a read on them, but I can't get a read on you. Where do we stand? And she's like, I mean, I don't know what you want me to say, but I only see serious things with you. So does that count? He's like, ding. That's what I want to do here.

20:57No, I was actually wondering, like, if you come to this bar and you're a little bit late and there's no more stools, like, where do you stand here? Like, I don't really get it. So then Sally's like, I mean, I feel confused because, like, it honestly feels like a slap in the face or a friendship. I don't know. Why didn't you tell me that you went on a date with him? And she's like, yeah, well, I'm just like trying to figure out my feelings. Yeah, but like our friendship is being open and honest about everything we have going on with guys. And you come to me and you tell me details all the time.

21:24And then you're silent when it comes to Craig. She's like, yeah, for sure. Yeah, well, we used to talk to each other three times a day and tell each other everything. Now that she has whatever's going on with Craig, she hasn't spoken to me. And it makes me question our friendship. I mean, I feel like you're not telling me everything because Craig called you and told you not to say anything. And that pisses me off. he's such a calculated person i wish someone had had warned me the way i'm warning you to stay away from him so charlie's like she's like um but this is why i don't say anything because there's nothing to say because anytime i mention his name you become a raging bitch to me basically yeah because you hate him and you're gonna shit talk him and you loved him until he rejected you although he rejected you and then told everybody you were crazy too so i don't really blame you but And Sally's not wrong, but also it's crazy that she doesn't understand why Charlie is like, does not want to broach the topic because it's uncomfortable because she knows that you're just going to be shitting on it the entire time.

22:20So then we go to Molly packing and she's like, oh, this is gross. I'm borrowing my luggage since when my cats peed in mine. So she's borrowing her mom's. And then Craig is, he's like, this is when he's looking at his pants. He's like, wow, these look like my grandfather's pants. They're going to Mexico. I love them. And then Shep is packing, like Shep does, just picking clothes up off the floor and smelling them. Smelling the crotch of his underwear and being like, it's been worse. Just packing it in there. So now everybody goes to the airport. Sally's like, I'm a girl. I brought lots of suitcases.

22:56And Rodrigo's like, you're a bitch. You're a bitch with a suitcase. Even if you're just suitcases, it's a bitch. You're a bitch with a bitch suitcase. Yeah. Wittner did something crazy, which is that he brought really just a duffel bag and that's it. And not only that, a duffel bag with no wheels. So he's just going to carry a heavy duffel bag? I don't know what this madness is. Straight guys love taking big duffel bags. I've noticed that. Like hot straight guys specifically. I don't see many like homely people do it. It's like a hot straight guy thing to take a big duffel and like kind of put it on your shoulders.

23:32And it was actually like a very beautiful duffel bag that I'm like, sir. You know, we have wheels now. Rollers. We don't have to live this way. Wheels have been out for a long time. Do it. Like when I, because I had like a moment where I was like very involved in bag culture. And I was like all up in one bag on Reddit. And I was like doing all this research on bags. And it's just so funny because when I was researching like good bags to go under an airport, you know, like carry on, et cetera. And I was basically looking into either book bags or things with wheels. and it just was always crazy that duffel bags or like these big weekender bags that are like, you know, giant squares with straps that it's like, oh, or you can take these.

24:14You can put a weekend's worth of clothing in these. I was like, this is going to be heavy on me. I want to, if I can't carry it on my back, if I can't roll it, why would I want to enjoy this? Do you know how large these airports are? You're walking for like miles. This is just like, we don't have to live this way. Yeah. It's ridiculous. It's like living without electricity just for fun. Like, Why would you do that? I won't even buy a backpack that doesn't have a special strap on the back for luggage because I ain't even carrying the backpack. I mean, sometimes at the airport, they're like, oh, your luggage is too heavy or whatever.

24:45And they make you check it. And then you have to carry around your backpack. And I have a fit. And that's why I have a fit because I just can't. It's hard. Yeah. It's hard. There's a laptop in there. It's like five pounds. Yeah. Well, you know what's funny is I actually often keep my backpack on because I feel like when I attach it to my roller and then I like it doesn't like the roller. It's harder because it's heavier. And so, you know what? You were someone that took a lot of you. You took a lot of talking into getting a proper roller suitcase with a stiff, stiff handle that comes up that you can attack, attach a backpack to.

25:21You're stubborn in ways like that. I'm like, you need a backpack that attaches to your thing. You're like, no, I'm carrying my soft roller with like a little stick and then a backpack that I carry on my back. That's your thing. You love to show off your back strength or something. My back strength, as I sit there, like hunchbacked. But it wasn't so much that I was stubborn. It's more like I had a really good bag and I didn't want to buy a new bag. But unfortunately, the downside of the bag that I had was that the handle was like a mono stick and you could not dangle anything off of that. but now I've moved I've moved into a new world and I can now and I also have a new backpack and so they can they can fit together but I do find that like when you're trying to roll it along it lags because it's heavy and it's like you can hear my my roller panting like wait a second I can't I can't carry this backpack anymore but um you know yeah you're always struggles in life so um Rod is just you know I don't know why he's always like this but he's like oh my god Molly your head beams are ready yeah head beams are showing nipples yeah i'm gay and um step's like i'm gonna do things the old-fashioned way i want a paper ticket in my hand and that's it the old chef great i love it okay here's my paper ticket that's right i've got paper suckers you can all suck it in this airport you bunch of gen z ears and so now rod and sally are talking and Sally's like, I need medicine here.

26:51He's like, yeah, I haven't had my morning margarita. What's wrong, girlfriend? She's like, yeah, hey, Charlie, I'll tell you later, but it's super weird. And I need to talk to Benita too. I hate everyone except for you, Charlie. And Rodrigo's like, yeah, that's how we're going to have fun. It's going to be like, you're going to have like a WAP, right? That stands for wet ass pussy. Hey, wait a minute. Austin's upgraded and I'm not upgraded. of course

27:23so Sally

27:29just sit on his lap and say this is my seat if you know what I mean I'm going we're often sitting solo seat we're going to a boutique place okay it's a boutique boutique I don't know but we're going there if I don't put on a bathing suit in five minutes I'm going to freak out and Rod's like oh my god is it like a little bathing suit that barely covers your nipples or do you have like huge nipples it's crazy like what size is your nipples is he playing a gay person is Rod even gay I feel like Rod is a hacky actor from the 90s who was told to play a gay guy and he's just like ooh I'm going to say blowjob and nipples a lot like call them bitches is and that's what gay people do.

28:17I think Rodrigo is ultimately like a tame gay and I think he's on the show and like the tame gay thing isn't popping and someone said, you know what? You just need to like lean into the gay thing a little bit more so that way you have a more defined character. And so he's like trying it out and it's just like landing in a very strange way. It really is. I say this from experience, by the way, I've been in, I've been in Rodrigo's shoes. Of all the gays I've played before. I get it. It's weird. It's weird when we have to sass it up. Just lean into being a tame gay. So then. I've been the same bitter 40 year old gay since I was five.

28:56Just, I mean, I'm 50 now, but I stayed at that 40 year old level. I feel like I've always had that kind of, that just basic shitty personality and it just kind of stuck. Yeah. Great. So then Rodrigo is saying, you know, know who has the perkiest tits this one right here i love them and he like touches austin's boobs and also like i mean i have no intention of doing anything with sally but at the same time it's a little bit endearing to have someone who's hitting on you and laying on thick it's insane right now so they get to the hotel and there's like a mariachi band that plays for them the host is like welcome to the hotel here's a cocktail yada yada yada chef and venita start dancing and austin's like they say how you dance is how you are in the bedroom and shep is like oh look at me this is what i could do done he's trying too hard but ultimately failing i think is what austin's saying so i did the first half of the notes for this episode and ben you did the second half so i just opened your half and um for whatever reason it's showing it in dark mode on my computer you know where the background is black and the type is right is white it's how my computer set i just got exhausted I mean dark mode really does work it tricks you like that thing on your phone where you're like put on night time mode and it turns your screen yellow and then you're just like just go to bed you're like the bird and someone puts something over the cage you're like well it's night time that's how I feel I open this oh my god this is so weird sleepy time you can probably sleep to the rest of this recap I'm not gonna lie commercials here comes one right now

30:37So they wind up, they're given rooms and everything. And basically, all the legacy guys wind up in the presidential suite. And Wintner's in his own. And the point of the story is that Sally and Molly wind up together in the same room. Sally and Charlie. Yes, Sally and Charlie. And Sally's like, oh my God, I don't like Molly. I mean, I don't like Charlie. Craig, I'm so mad at her. so she's giving all these like stink looks and Charlie's like perfect I'm with Sally great so they get to the room and Sally's like I'm not planning on sleeping here by the way she's like what do you mean you're not planning on sleeping here what are you talking about I mean if things go according to plan

31:23hold on one second I just need to call the front desk about something hello this is Sally in room 1363 yes yes I just have to say the following Can I get some room service up here And by room service I mean womb service Get her up here boys When I play around Oh god So I mean she really is talking like a play out of the 30s I won't be saying yeah if I have anything to say about it So I hope this breakfast comes with a side of sausage Alright boys So Austin and Shep are on their balcony and also like wow you got the master in both of these past two trips and chef's like gosh but i thought the last one i was gonna be with sienna and then we see of course a flashback to sienna awkwardness and her being like yeah i'm you change let me go downstairs no sienna no don't leave me i wanted i wanted you to watch me change and she's like um gross and just kind of walks out slowly looking disgusted have you ever seen a man get out of have you ever seen a man get out of khakis and change into chino shorts.

32:32It's very sexy. In the Bahamas, I was a dead man walking. I knew it. Everyone else knew it. You did not know it. You were very surprised. I think that was one of the first times in your life you've been that surprised. That was like one of the first times I think chefs ever tried it with somebody who was like, hey, do you want to be on TV? You can be on TV. Just pretend to be my girlfriend and we'll like make out a little bit. And they were like, gross. No, I will do the TV part though. yes it was an indecent proposal and sienna was like yeah i'm not gonna do this so then austin is like yeah shep is on a healing journey so it's great to see him and his penis so carefree just flapping around ah so then the so craig is on the they all are talking about the guys are like i can't wait to go to the pool but then shep can't go to the pool just yet because he got charlie's luggage by accident and his luggage is nowhere to be found so he takes charlie's bag over to her room and he knocks on the door and he goes housekeeping and then the guy from the hotel opens up and it's like i think shep in that moment realizes oh yeah whenever you say housekeeping there's sort of like an implicit kind of you're kind of like you know mocking someone in that moment and it's like this brief and very like the definite like awkward moment and he goes oh hey i think there was like some sort of mistake which is perfectly okay okay i'm just gonna walk on through this luggage bye I was like, oh, man, of course.

34:00Of course. Hey there. I'm the guy who's glad he didn't do an accent right now. OK. Got some money there. I'm glad I own. I know. Thank God I only went high pitch. So it's like, hey, Charlie, I think I've got your stuff. Do you have mine? And she's like, um, why would you think that I have yours? Like, do I look like somebody would steal? Like, are you saying that I'm stealing? He's like, no, I just thought maybe it was a mix up or something. She's like, oh, OK. OK. Don't want everybody to hate me. well sorry i wish i had your luggage don't hey charlie don't say i'm sorry that's not what you do the last thing a woman should do is supplicate herself to a man unless that man is kind of hot which case buy some chickens don't say sorry to him no one wants to fuck him he's not worth it but i thought we were doing and he thought we were doing an exchange of luggage so I was just trying to say well it's not your fault though stop saying I'm sorry and Shep's like okay life coach geez and Charlie clocks it she's like yeah I think that anything that has to do with like a guy in this group Sally has something to say about it and I'm just I'm like at my breaking point seriously like I'm done with this so Shep gets his bags and goes to the pool with the guys and Austin's like whoa guys let me say something nobody is stronger than the Mexican inside.

35:25Okay. So don't think that you're stronger. Put on sunscreen. Okay. Put it on. Listen. We didn't get this pasty by doing hard work. Okay. So preserve it. Alright. Put it on your sunblock. So he has this montage. Everybody expects from us. It's a farmer's stand. So please put sunblock only from your upper arms in the shape of a t-shirt. Listen. I just bought these sunglasses and I need them to shield me from some sort of bright object. So therefore, it's very important that we stay as pale as possible. So I don't like, was this some like ad for the sunblock? Why do we have to watch Austin spraying these guys down?

36:09It's the least sexy sunblock scene of all time. Yeah. Especially reality TV. They're like, oh, yeah, you want to put some sunblock on me? And this is like, oh, God, put on your shirts. Yeah, please. So they start swimming and frolicking and food shows up. And then here comes Whitney in black jeans. And he's actually wearing a T-shirt, which is basically the equivalent of him being in a thong. And so he's like, hello. And the guy's like, oh, my God. Look at the areas in his jeans. Like, I'm surprised he's not hanging by his legs. Do you want some spray tan? Spray lotion. Whitney's like, the beach is my idea of hell.

36:50Sweaty, depressing, slow death. fuck this so then Molly's in the pool so Whitney's like get up and show us the goods baby she goes yeah well then everyone's gonna see my big fat ass and Chris like well I feel like that's something to be like really proud of Molly she's like oh okay yeah thanks and she also doesn't have a fat ass and she really needs to stop talking like this because it's frustrating she's walking around with her perfect little body and she's like oh my god shut up so then vanita comes and she's wearing an outfit so rodrigo's like let's see that outfit girlfriend so she twirls he goes that booty meat so then inside sally and charlie are having more conversation and so sally's like i don't know if it's the mexican heat or what's going on with me but i'm being a fucking bitch so charlie's like well what's going on well i'm just i'm so sick and tired of man children.

37:47I like, I'm like obviously Craig, for example. I'm so sick of them. God, I can't wait to fuck one of them. Any of them really at this point. Okay. Well, um, like I should have said this yesterday, but like sometimes you don't realize it, but you do say these like little sly, like little remarks about Craig. Like they're like really subtle. Like I hate him. Yeah. Super subtle like that. Like I want him to die. Yeah. Very, very subtle. But like, it gives me the impression that like, I don't know. You don't like him. It's like, yeah, because you know, best friends warn each other about certain situations and that's all I'm doing because I'm one of your best friends so I just don't know how you can like Craig I mean okay so he's the man I bought chickens for but still how could you fall for his charm see and this is like what I don't want to hear this is why I don't bring it up because I enjoy hanging out with him and I like spending time with him and I'm excited to have fun with him in Mexico but like maybe I don't want to talk to you about every single thing I do to them.

38:43I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me. Please don't. Yeah, but do you understand how that's hard for me? Because I've lost my best friend and being able to vent to her, you know, I've just lost all of it. So my best friend is dead. And when you've killed my best friend, you killed her. You haven't lost your best friend. We can still talk about everything else. Like, um, uh, these draperies are nice, right? Aren't draperies fun? God, it's fun being best girlfriends again, right? I love draperies, right? Right? You're not mad at me, are you? Charlie's like yeah I mean it may be a hard pill to swallow but it's Sally and if anyone could swallow it's her so I just don't want this to change our dynamic and she's like I realize my best friend feels oh she goes yeah like I've realized my best friend feels a certain way about him so I'm not going to be like coming to you and telling you everything about it you know like I just don't want that happening anymore because what you say influences how I feel And she's like oh well you know fine I've got plenty of friends I can vent to about him So I don't have to come to you I can talk to popcorn Talk to cantaloupe Talk to the other one Who's named after food I don't really know I hope they die while I'm gone

39:54See that's what I'm saying You're withholding again She's like no no it's fine Hey go put on a hot bathing suit I'm sure Craig would like that Sorry sorry sorry So now back to the pool Shep um is talking to austin about sally and charlie and saying that sally's really domineering and and he's like i went to deliver charlie's bags i did this whole funny bit where i was like housekeeping but i didn't really land very well when i met you know the staff and i thought she had my bag and sally was very controlling and austin said you could shed some light of that dynamic craig so correct well i really don't know i mean here's what i was attempting to not ever do I never want to be a reason of conflict for those two because obviously nothing is going to happen if I'm the reason she's fighting with her friend.

40:38I like that. He's like, I don't want to be a source of conflict because normally you would think he would say because they have such a nice friendship and I would just feel terrible if I came in and I ruined that. But he's like, I would hate if something happened between the two of them because then I wouldn't really be able to have sex with Charlie. It's harder for me to get laid. Yeah. So now Sally and Charlie come and I was like, I need to drink. and by drink I mean penis and so she's like hey Austin I'm taking off my cover up it's like ba-dum ba-dum ba-ba-dee ba-ba-dee dee dee it's so she really is like yeah she really does it she's really doing you who energy and so Austin is like wow it does wham me a little bit that audrey didn't like sally because sally was so overly aggressive telling people what she felt about me and then talk about the ultimate slap in their face after the breakup to like go and do something with one the one person i'm like that is correct but you're on bravo so you will be the one to do that you're gonna do it we've seen this on every show that there's ever lecherous guys on listen we know that you just let that busboy take your appetizer because you saw your entree coming out of the kitchen austin you can stop pretending You're at a restaurant We expect you to eat So Craig's like well but you do only live once And Austin's like whoa Craig wow Austin is like the Austin I love again Just fucking over girls I love it We're back guys He's like exactly the same Wow it's perfect he's back Meanwhile as Craig is cheering Austin To do like really something that could be very mean to Audrey, who he probably still has feelings for on a certain level or whatever.

42:29But he's just like happy that Austin is not only rid of Audrey, but in a place where he might actually be hurtful to Audrey. So Austin's like, yeah, I really try to compartmentalize rather than like always being angry. And I always like, you know, being angry is like not a good way to live. But then again, compartmentalizing is not a great way to live. But when you're a compartmental person and you have a cat, the cat sits in your compartment and it's like really cute because then you're a cat dad. So, like, I think I'd rather be harmonious than always be at each other's throats. So Rod is talking to the girls and he's like, yeah, I mean, Austin doesn't even know what he wants.

43:05That dumb titted bitch. And Sally's like, yeah, well, you know, like all I hear from this friend group is people talking about how they're not for each other and don't want to be with each other. And I was told he'd be like nonchalant and totally be fine if they broke up. And Molly's like, wait, what? No, no. I've never heard that Audrey was like casual and nonchalant. Why would someone be nonchalant after being together for a year or two? No, that's not how. Sally's trying to, she's saying like she wants to hook up with Austin and everyone's, you know, kind of, she's feeling like everyone's going to guilt her, but everybody's been saying their relationship is no big deal for a long time anyway.

43:43And so why should she care? but the thing that's crazy is that sally has proclaimed many times and austin has many times that like he like he and sally are great friends they're so they're so tight and yet she doesn't understand the nuances of his relationship or anything like that and now she's like well people just told me so this really seems like bullshit to me to me this is like her doing a little bit of damage control so people don't like slut shame her basically so she's like i thought it was okay so then she's like that's just what i was told people told me that their relationship was immature and then everyone's like who said that like everyone's like even venita's like look i will i will come i don't like everyone's like it's craig it was obviously craig who said this and and and venita's like yeah it definitely wasn't me so they're like yeah it was craig craig told you this didn't he craig is the one who told you and she's like um well i'm not allowed to speak negatively about craig because charlie's here charlie's like that's not what i meant god why Are you making me look bad?

44:42But also, maybe Craig didn't tell her. Maybe Austin was the one making it sound so nonchalant. You know? Who knows? With these guys, any guess is as good as the other. That's true. Because they ask, do you think that Craig lies? And she's like, um, I'm not allowed to say because the Craig police are here. So then Charlie's like, ugh. So then they all get in the pool and everything. And Austin's like, hey, Sally, do you want some coconuts? Because, I'm sorry, Austin says this. because Austin is holding like coconut drinks and she's like, do you want some coconuts? I'm holding a coconut. So yeah, I've already got one.

45:18She's like, I met these coconuts. Talking about my breasts. My area was. Yeah. See these things that are on my chest. We call them boobs. Okay. Yeah, I got them. Love facts. Got it. Got it. Bazooms. Got it. got it life orbs baby feeders got it fleshy teardrops

45:51so guys whoa my lights just went out your light went out did my electricity go out but you're still on the podcast your electricity's on because the light behind you is on scary times First comes dark mode Ronnie's gonna fall asleep any second His entire electronic Ecosystem is trying to put him to bed They're trying to put baby to bed Dark mode, lights are dimming Soon the blinds are gonna Slowly go down behind you Well, while you figure out Your lighting, I will continue I'm just gonna have to go like this As long as the computer's still You're still very well lit, Ronnie So weird, I wonder what happened did the bulb go out no ronnie is genuinely spooked this is why people should do crap is on demand because you get to watch things like the sheer terror on ronnie's face when his light goes out that's okay this is like the time when my mouse died in the middle of the podcast i was like i can't advance my notes well it's we're doing this a little early because we're going out of town and it's very us like every time we're like oh god we have to you know work late or do something extra and then everything goes wrong you know the computer the the electricity goes out we lose the whole podcast and we have to record the whole you know shit like that happens so that's the look of fear what the hell give me back my lighting i want it back right now house okay well while you're dealing with that i'm gonna go forward gosh guys i think it's about time to head back to our domiciles and get ready for dinner so charlie announces that she needs to wash her hair and Craig's like, I have a sick shower.

47:30She's like, oh, you're just playing the long game. He's like, I try. So now people are getting changed and they're primping. And now it's an hour later and they all arrive at the lobby and they hop into vans. And in Whitney's van, he's telling Sally this tale and Sally has no idea what he's talking about. He's like, oh, well, we're going to the iguana and it was owned by Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. And we're going to have drinks in Elizabeth Taylor's boudoir. And it was one of the most heated love relationships in the history of Hollywood. And Richard Burton met Elizabeth Taylor at a pool party.

48:01And apparently warned her in the opening line that it was, you've got the greatest tits I've ever seen. So I was like, nice line. Now, who are these people? I wish someone would say that to me. Is he single? That works. Whitney's like, would that line ever work? And Chip goes, oh, gosh, it works at Mar-a-Lago. Oh, gosh. So now they get to the iguana. And there's a statue of Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. And Sally's like, oh, my God, Austin, it's us. Look. And Austin grabs Elizabeth Taylor's boobs. I'm at this class, this classy cast. And he's like, that is my hair. And that is Sally. Before she had her surgery, got those boobs that her ex-boyfriend made her get.

48:53taken out. This is what we call the good old days, Sally. I wish they had shown a flashback to that surgeon. Wowie, wow, wow, wow. You want to get rid of these? Hey, wait a minute. Let me open up your shirt and look at these. Wow. Those are some cams, ma 'am. Sally's like, hey, my boobs are still pretty nice. Well, I'm not even looking, but I'm sure they're great. You should look.

49:25So they go up to the roof to watch the sunset and they're going through this presidential suite and they walk past the bed and Shep's like, is this where they banged? Hey, let's go look at the hot tub. Yeah, they probably banged in here. Maybe they did it like this or like this or like this. Like you're just that's all the missionary position. Shep's like, I want to show you my favorite position. Just laying here. They did it like this, and then they did it like this, and then they did it like this. You're just on your back, Shep. Exactly. You're ruining the legacy of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

50:02Hot, hot duo. So then Vanita and Sally are talking, because everyone's on this balcony, and she's like, can we chit-chat? Because I miss you, and I'm over this. She's like, I miss you, too. And I just feel like I've taken it to a common ground. Whoa, whoa, anybody want a drink? Holy, yeah. Beat you to it. I knew there was a reason why I liked venido. I'm going to do that one, Ben. Sorry about that. Oh, common ground. Well, oh, it's delicious. So Sally's like, she's like, yeah, just don't walk away. Because it's not like I'm coming at you screaming. She's like, I know, I'm not good at that. And you're not screaming at me.

50:38Well, I'm sorry for bringing it up in public, but I'm not trying to throw you under the bus. I mean, we can be fighting and still love each other. And she goes, yeah, I miss my best friend. So they. Can I have your location again? Please. I can't go to sleep unless I know where you are. So now Charlie – and what's funny is this was very this cast. They're like, okay, go shoot a scene on the balcony. So they all go on to the balcony and they're looking over the railing and stuff. But they're all standing in basically a straight line. And then they're like, okay, you guys gossip about them and then you guys gossip about them.

51:10And they're all standing right next to each other in this big line. So very subtle. Very, very, like very natural the way they do everything. So, yeah, Charlie's talking to Craig. And she's like, well, I talked to Sally. And, like, I think I feel pretty good about it. I mean, I think things went okay. Yeah. I said I'm having fun, enjoying spending time with Craig. And I like him. And I'm going to keep hanging out with him. And I'll see where it goes. Oh, my God, someone mad at me. And then we cut to Sally saying, all I want is, like, in this group is for everyone to be transparent. And Vanita's like, well, that's not going to happen.

51:45But I mean, I think the girls are capable of doing that to a degree, right? And Sally's like, no, not Charlie. That's what her eyes are saying. Well, actually, she literally says that. She literally says it. She goes, I feel like Charlie's hiding something from me. And I would love to call Sally a hypocrite, but she's not really because Sally is a lot of things. And one of those things is transparent. She really is. I mean, she doesn't hide anything. and Craig's like, does she know that we kiss? And Charlie's like, no, calm down. Don't say that. I think that means that they more than kissed, right?

52:20Because they're acting like, oh my god, we kissed. And he just smiles. And so now it's raining. He smiles and laughs in a way that he's like, I'm going to make sure that she finds out about this. Don't you worry. I'm like, don't trust that smile. So now they go downstairs to have some dinner and they're ordering and stuff and they're talking about how many buttons the guys have buttoned up and Craig's like I only buttoned two I mean you could probably go down one more and also I just did one I'm glad I'm ready to do I think you should just take it off here let me help big boy oh my god just make out already this is ridiculous Jesus cowbell cowbell Sally and I are very different in our approach towards men Sally bats her eyes and I'm like a man repeller I'm gonna do all the weird shit if you still like me then that's awesome notice how Cory has been disappeared ever since I cried in his face.

53:14Works every time. She's like that with the audience, too. I've noticed. She's just like, oh, my God, we're shooting another scene. OK, I got it. You ready? OK, roll. My cat just pissed in my luggage. OK, did you get it? All right, let's wrap. Hey, I didn't know I had a cat. It's like your opening scene for this season. I'm feeding a dead. I'm feeding a frozen rat to my snake. OK, get it. In my hoarder apartment where I've carved out routes. so uh chef's like can i say something and then there's like a thunderclap everyone's like and they start playing those white lotus sounds like so witness goes hey there's been a murder is there some ron is there someone in your house you look perturbed i do i look perturbed well because the lights went out what's happening the lights are coming on and off the lights went off and then you looked off to the side and then you took your your headphone off like like nobody's coming through the door But I hear somebody out there.

54:08I just saw a trailer for Scream 7, and there's like the call is coming from inside the house. So be careful. Yeah, it's still coming from inside the house. I love that in movie 7. I saw one where the Scream person, you know, the hooded robe guy, what do they call it? Smiley face? What are they called? I don't know. They have a name. But anyway, the smiley face person is laying down, and then someone is thrown over a balcony, and they're falling straight on top of the smiley person. So he just puts his knife up so they'll fall. That was what I saw. Oh, it's still going to fall on you. Yeah, that doesn't make the person falling at a high speed less heavy.

54:47Does it just like roll out of the way and then stab them when they land? Yes, that's what I was thinking, too. And I was like, but then they would hurt their hand. So that's not really great. Just wait for them to fall and hope they die. Like, why do you have to take credit for every kill? You know, can I tell you something? So I mentioned last week, my friend wrote this movie. um so i went and saw the good good luck have fun don't die so i went to i saw to support it and let me tell you something when i tell you there were 30 minutes of horror ads beforehand and the movie's not a horror movie but they're like we know that people who watch this movie probably want to watch horror too and it was torture for me 30 minutes of horror of horror trailers i might as well be watching a horror movie i don't want to see horror trailers they are so intense they always get quiet and they always do a jump scare and i'm like i'm sick of it i don't want to be startled while I'm waiting to see a movie that's like a thinky comedy type thing.

55:36Like, it's like, this is not what I bought tickets for. Okay. I don't want to see your, the screen trail. I didn't mind too much. Cause I, you know, I actually saw the first two screens, but like the other things, there was one about a podcast. There's one about a podcast where a girl plays some recordings that she shouldn't have played. And now she's haunted. I was like, don't drag me into this. It's odd, man. It's the odd mom case is haunting her. Did you or did you not go and make a call of the best find? There's probably hidden messages in our podcast, but we're so chatty that they can't get through.

56:14The ghost is like, hold on. I'm just trying to possess someone. Can you guys just like pause for one second? We're like, no, no dead air. Never. No one would possess someone from our podcast. The ghost can't even handle it for that long. They're like, oh, Jesus Christ. I'm just going back to hell. I do not want to listen to this crazy shit anymore. The ghost got possessed by us. The other ghosts are like, so any luck possessing that podcast? The ghost come back like, that's insane right now. Why are you talking like that? Sorry, man. I just was on Crabbins. I think there's a ghost in my house.

56:42I just hear someone walking around going, okay, okay, okay.

56:49Well, so Shep is like, okay, everyone, this trip, we're going to do things that spur you towards inner peace. so we're gonna bring out a big inner smile and in the spirit of that let's play a game bravo you gotta stop it's too much people just need to be able to have a goddamn conversation if you can't cast people who can have conversations stop putting them on tv yeah this is just this is just garbage it's too much at this point it's literally every show this week has had a game i can't i can't so new year's this his game is we're gonna do new year's resolution but each person can pick something to the left or the right that they want the other person to work on which is basically saying just tell the person to the left something that they need to fix right yeah but it's also shitty because it's specifically new year's and what does everybody say on new year's the same thing it's like ronnie lose 20 pounds like that's rude who says that you know but it's new year's resolution so i know it is by the way happy happy lunar new year it actually is new year's right now it is what does that mean lunar new year happened this week what would you say it did what does that mean yeah well meaning it's like uh in you know like a chinese new year etc or tet vietnam you know lunar new year was actually last night although everyone's hearing this on thursday but we're we're we're here at the new year it's exciting so anywho yeah it is really cool i just gave myself some mac assisted lighting how do i look lunar new year it's a new me okay i'm gonna start so this goes to something that happened today i was at sally and charlie's delivering luggage and i did this really funny thing where i said housekeeping and then this guy was really upset at me.

58:42So I just walked right by him. And then I said, sorry, sorry, sorry. So then, so then Charlie said, sorry. And then I said, don't say sorry. And there's nothing to be sorry for. Cause I was like, Whoa, your personalities are so clearly different. So my thing for you, Charlie is be more autonomous. Be yourself. She's like, uh, thank you. I mean, I thought I was, I'm not like, I did that. Cause I confronted her right after that yeah she's like i mean i i feel like i did that sorry sorry if i didn't do it right that's what i'm saying sally's like well while we're starting that i have a problem with you because you don't say thank you and please that often shit and he's like okay i accept that i'm a spoiled brad sometimes i really like that that was a good note sally i like something that's specific like you always leave the toilet seat up or you don't wash your hands enough like that's like i Like, give specific notes in these games.

59:37That makes me very happy. Yeah. So now it's Vanita's turn. And she's like, I would like to see Austin stand up for himself in more situations in general. It's like, Vanita, you're just taking the thing that was said right before you. I mean, if you're going to start a fight, at least do it originally. Also, like, here's the other thing. I've been very much on Austin's side over Craig, which is shocking. I never would have thought in any sort of world or timeline that would ever take Austin's side on anything. But I have been more on Austin's side than Craig's over this season and last season. But what I will say is that like Austin does stand up for himself.

1:00:10Austin is not a shrinking violet. He is not just like whimpering in the corner. Austin is squawking just as much as Craig is squawking. They're all making the same noise. They're all standing up for like Austin literally said, I hate you. You know, yeah, Austin starting fights all the time. He's the one who went to the girls night and started the whole fight between Sally and Craig in the first place. He stands up for himself plenty. Yeah, he's fine. I'm not worried about him. But, yeah, they do. And Shep leads with that, too. Like, oh, my God, poor Austin. You know, he's so manipulated by Craig.

1:00:41You guys are so funny. Yeah. But she's like, yeah, you need to stand up for yourself, Austin, in more situations and stop being abused by Craig. And Wintner really doesn't like Vanita because last week he was, like, sitting there listening to the argument with her and Sally and What's Her Buns. And he was like, oh, really? Well, I'm here for Molly. Not you, Vanita. Like he made some snotty comment to Vanita. And this week he's telling Craig, well, yeah, obviously that's you, man. Obviously that's you. I wonder what his deal with Vanita is. Like where'd that come from? Well, maybe he didn't like how Vanita snapped at him last week.

1:01:19And now he's being like all delicate about it. So Craig is like, Vanita, you don't know anything about me and Austin's relationship as much as you want to. And we've known each other for over, over a decade. I know that you're trying to make whatever you're doing like a thing, which I mean, Craig may be right about this, but Craig also is not one who has shied away from like weighing in with any sort of advice to anyone about anything. So now all of a sudden he's pulling the, you don't know about our relationship. I just, I just don't like when people do that, you know, when they are very, very open and feel perfectly happy to weigh in on someone else's shit.

1:01:53So Austin's like, well, yeah, Craig gets, Craig has a mean streak and he's definitely pulling it out here, but they need to start at it. We'll say like she's starting it with Craig again. It's like, okay, you don't like Craig because you like Craig's ex. We get it. Okay. Maybe you'll be on pages show one day, but it's getting a little, it's getting to be a little much. So Austin's like, well, I know everyone's trying to posture and that's what I'm saying. I don't care what anyone has to say about my relationship with Craig. So everyone stopped posturing. I'm sick of all this posturing. So Vinita's like, well, if I had to close my eyes and hear you talk about Austin, I would say that man doesn't like you with my eyes closed.

1:02:30I would say it with my eyes closed, everyone. Craig's like, well, you don't, because I don't talk to you, Vanita, because I don't know you. Vanita, you don't exist in my world, so just fuck off. And everyone's like, geez. Okay. She kind of started it, but goddamn, Craig. It's pretty obnoxious. Why you got to go that hard? Yeah, it is. Why you got to go that hard? Yeah, I think that's pretty dick. But it's Craig. That's Craig. And that's also where it ends. So we'll see what happens next week after this tense dinner. Also, he doesn't even talk to Austin and Shep like that. And he's always fighting with them.

1:03:08He doesn't get that nasty even with them. He's a little ass. Yeah, I don't like the tone. I don't like the words. I don't like that moment at all. Yeah, not cool, Craig. But as, you know, that's Craig. Welcome. That's Greg. That's Greg. And that's Greg, everybody. All right. Thanks, everybody, so much for being here with us for another day. We will be talking to you for the rest of the week from Miami. So get used to this pale face because it's the last time you're going to see it this pale, people. I'm going to be out there. My moobs are going to be out. I'm just kidding. I'm going to be there with a hat and a lot of sunscreen and a bra.

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