#3256 Vanderpump Rules S12E14: Pain at the Pump

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1:56Ronnie Karam: Watch What Crappens Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good, because in just a couple days, Ben will be coming here to Austin, Texas for South by Southwest, where we will be attending the iHeart Podcast Awards. We're nominated for Best TV and Film Podcast. I'm so excited to go. Should I wear a kilt?

2:23Ben Mandelker: Yes, I think you should. I got a cool blue jacket that I'm going to wear. It's like a blue thing with swirls on it. just to get a little little spicy so um you know yeah

2:39Ronnie Karam: we'll see well maybe i'll wear a kilt because i got one so i don't know i'm gonna test it i'm gonna test it out i'm so excited i love that last time we went i loved it

2:51Ben Mandelker: we did like a red carpet and we met various celebrities and that's really what i'm in it for and also we did win which was great too i shouldn't overlook that part that was a real thrill but um it just was cool to go to a fancy event it's always exciting when we get to like emerge from our caves and you know dress up nicely so watch out why are the world we're coming we're on our way uh one day while you're going to be here it's going to be 90 degrees

3:19Ronnie Karam: but then the next day it's going to be 55 degrees so that's what you're stepping into so come

3:26Ben Mandelker: prepared well i'm already in new york so i've got my 55 degree weather stuff although it's warm here but like don't you worry ronnie i am ready for the texas weather and all the strangeness that that's gonna be part of it and yeah yeah it's gonna be like really fun and we're also something i'm really excited about that has nothing to do with crap ends but just something i'm excited about in general is that we got invited to go to an intimate performance for alanis morissette and i just cannot wait i am so excited intimate it's very intimate well like it's probably just us alanis you know it will be just us and we're podcasting with her we'll be like alanis will you come on to watch her crap ends and she'll be like i want you to know that i don't watch vanderpump and i think you should get away from me now well another thing that's coming up i'm

4:19Ronnie Karam: excited about is i will be hosting a cruise yeah hannah farrier and sheena shea spill the tea it's c also with zach wickham so i'm hosting these weirdos over in san diego it's like a dinner cruise thing it's a three-hour dinner cruise thingy it's going to be so much fun so i hope you guys can come it's going to be where is it i'm on the website right now let me just make sure I'm not telling you the wrong thing. I believe it's April 19th. It's through something called City Experiences. So go to cityexperiences.com and look for City Cruises Live, Hannah and Friends with Sheena. That's great. Hannah and Friends with Sheena.

5:01Ronnie Karam: So go check that out. That should be a really fun time. I'm excited to do it. Also, if you want our videos or if you want our recaps on video, that's at Watch What Crap. I mean, it's at Patreon.com as well as our free newsletter that goes out every week. That's basically just a funny recap of everything that happened on Bravo the previous week. And that's where you can get our Discord server. It's where you get our bonus episodes. This week is a Top Chef cast breakdown of the new cast, where we discovered some crazy parallels in who's winning and who's losing already. So go check that out. And today is the final episode of the maiden season of Vanderpump Rules Second Shift.

5:41Ben Mandelker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the maiden season. Yeah, and this reunion cracked me up because it was like Lisa Vanderpump was essentially doing our impersonation of Lisa Vanderpump. She was on such broken bird lookout. I mean, it was like she was, oh, poor lady. All she wanted to do was make Shane weep. And he was like tearing up and choking up. But, you know, she's like, I can do it. I can make him weep. Let's get him weeping and sob on stage. Come on, Shane. What do I have to do? Do I have to stand in front of you? Do I have to put my hands on your shoulders? Do I have to say, I'm your mother now? You're my son.

6:19Ben Mandelker: You're the new Max, and Max is the new whoever he is now. Please, put your head on my bosom and sob.

6:26Ronnie Karam: Come to me, crying to my veins. Yeah, it was a very Lisa episode, and also not understanding what anything is. They're like, penis bump. What is that? TikTok.

6:38Ben Mandelker: What? Are we talking about Nani K's old grandfather clock?

6:46Ronnie Karam: I have one question. What is a slap bracelet?

6:52Ben Mandelker: What are these teenage mutant ninja turtles and do they have an interest in being waiters?

6:57Ronnie Karam: What is a goonie? She's confused about teenager things from the 90s. So here we go. Vanderpump Rules Season 12 Episode 14 Reunion Part 2 Tonight. It is the shocking finale of Vanderbilt. It's not shocking.

7:14Ben Mandelker: Nothing shocking happens. Literally nothing shocking. Not even remote.

7:21Ronnie Karam: So we start with Audrey, who's very like, I'm Marilyn Monroe now, and I'm like super mad because it's my first reunion. I'm like being mad about everything. She's so mad. She's ridiculous. And Andy's like, can I ask you a question, Audrey? Why are you so mad today? What is it? And she's like, because after the past two episodes have come out, I've been brutalized on social media. I've gotten death threats. Oh, God. First of all, if you're threatening to kill some waitress because she was mean to it, just stop. I know. Watch the news, okay? There's a lot going on right now in the world without you all threatening to kill waitresses.

7:57I know.

7:58Ben Mandelker: I mean, you shouldn't be doing death threats to anyone just ever. like if you're thinking about doing a death threat like honestly like just engage in some self-care please just focus your energies into something more productive or like something to heal yourself because like death threats that's just first of all it's just also so cliche so boring of you but also not right at all but like you said also like you're gonna do death threats the vanderbump rules kids come on so but i like that audrey's like yeah i've been getting death threats ever since the past two episodes have come out it's been brutal and angelica's like you're not the only one like one-upping on death threats people are ready to kill me too it's like

8:41Ronnie Karam: do not shut the fuck up i'm talking she's like do not talk to me like that i can't because fuck you started it you bitch no you started it by being an asshole on tv which is why people are responding to you you know on the internet okay it's you cause and in fact you were an asshole Audrey just say I was an asshole I'm sorry that's how you get people to be nicer to you not by yelling at the person that you were mean to in the first place you dumb dumb so Andy's like wait a minute who are the death threats from because wow wow I'm glad you know it felt like no one's watching this show but people are watching this show enough to give you death threats do you have any quotes I want to take this to the office

9:20Ben Mandelker: it was Mary Faith Mary Faith is like die bitch you left your comb in the bathtub die fucking bitch

9:30Ronnie Karam: so andy's uh audrey says the death threats are from people coming from her okay because she posted things first and she's like i never asked anybody to send you a death threat she's well i never said you did okay but you know what i post a funny response from return and i get people attacking me for it and i think online bullying is actually disgusting you know audrey really does

9:50Ben Mandelker: have a future as a stand-up because she's already sort of doing the you can't joke about anything anymore kind of bit which is like all comedians do these days so um angelica's like yeah online bullying is disgusting and andre's like yeah so then why do it and she's like i didn't do it and he's like okay angelica at tom tom you told lisa all about your issues with jason including the fact that he had a penis bump that's right we're moving on from death threats to the penis bump

10:15Ronnie Karam: were you trying to embarrass him and he's like online bullying whatever okay i'll show you some online bullying okay fuck that penis pump let's get to the penis pump can you show me how to use it go anyone examples jason jason so we have a little flashback to the penis pump stuff and

10:34Ben Mandelker: angelica's like no that was not my intention at all to embarrass him when i talked to lisa i just wanted him to be like i don't know feel really bad that he had a penis pump and then the boss should know that's it so he's like well what was the intention then and jason's like yeah to inform her on how to use a penis pump. Is that why you're telling Lisa? Like, yeah, whatever.

10:55Ronnie Karam: Lisa, have you ever heard of a penis pump before? It's like, no, not really. Even though TomTom is an old dildo shop, which we all saw me shopping in, and I've saw plenty of penis pumps. It's like Lisa acting like she's never been exposed to anything when TomTom is the old Chi Chi LaRue sex store. yeah um and it's like there are ghosts of penis pumps and tom tom just floating around you know you go in there and you just hear

11:26Ben Mandelker: so she's yeah she's never heard of it as pumps i've heard of other old waiters at pump because

11:31Ronnie Karam: there were men with penises at pump get it well what did you think it was and jason like come on You've never heard of the penis pump before? And then we see unseen footage of Lisa going, Penis pump? Why would you need a penis pump? It's for aesthetics. Oh, so you need it for aesthetics? But you still haven't explained to me what the fleshlight is. What is that? It looks like a torch. A torch. Why would you want to torch your penis? Now, I can understand why you'd want to torch Ken's penis. Once a year, every year on his birthday, that thing flares up. Torch it. Kill it with fire, I say.

12:13Ben Mandelker: Why would you stick your winky in a torch? So Lisa's like, I still don't quite understand. Do they use it for their photographs? Or is it when they're about to turn on the Victrola, they need to get the penis pump going? How does it even work?

12:29Ronnie Karam: We don't use it to get it up. It's just like when we're taking pictures, you know, like using our underwear and stuff like that. And I was like, oh my God, this is crazy. Like they're like explaining to Lisa Vanderpump how do you use a penis pump?

12:42Ben Mandelker: Yeah, because like, it just like gives you a little bigger for longer periods. We just like take better pictures. Yeah, it just like gets a little extra blood in there. That's what I'm saying. But when you're taking pictures, are you taking penis pump breaks as well? Are you using the penis pump while you're on shift? And Jason's like, what? Sorry? It's like, oh my God. I'm like so glad I don't have a dick. I'm glad the only thing that's attached to me is my new single, Passengers. it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial ronnie there are some moments when i crave a little treat do you ever have those moments

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16:08Ronnie Karam: No one will listen to me. So you ask him, OK, she wants to know if you take breaks to pump your dick. And he's like, no, I just do it right before. So you do it once. Well, in the shower for like five minutes and then I'm good all day.

16:22Ben Mandelker: yeah because when you're a male stripper and you're going out and dancing on people you're not going to go out with a complete shrimp dick you know what i mean what what is a shrimp dick do shrimps have dicks too i've heard of shrimp cocktails but not shrimp cocks

16:40Ronnie Karam: well isn't that what a cock ring is for well yeah you can use that too i'll just like yeah there's like different things i know now yeah well if you want to go you know od then you pump and then you cock ring that's how you do it of course this is like the thing that andy dwells on for

16:58Ben Mandelker: the entire reunion this is like you can always guarantee like there could be any storyline happening any amount of controversy like you know there was that there was actually a fight on top of a hotel early in the season we don't even touch it in this episode but of course we spend 10 minutes while Andy can be like, well, let's talk more about the penis bump.

17:16Ronnie Karam: Okay. So would I understand this better if you were sitting on my face while you were explaining it? It sounds just...

17:24Ben Mandelker: Has Charisse's son ever used a penis bump? Would you like to show him how? Do you need me to observe just to make sure you do it right?

17:32Ronnie Karam: Angelica, you've actually done commercials for erectile dysfunction medications. She's like, yeah, I support erectile dysfunction. You do?

17:43Ben Mandelker: What an odd thing to support. Thank you for taking that stance.

17:46Ronnie Karam: You guys stop bullying erectile dysfunction. Okay? I stand for erectile dysfunction. Sometimes the penis is just exhausted. Give it a break.

17:54Ben Mandelker: In 2026, we can't be silent about the important issues. I support erectile dysfunction. So Chris is like, well, then why are you talking shit then? She's like, because it was a funny thing to say. And Andy's like, well, why are you so judgy about a penis pump? She's like, I wasn't judgy about a penis bump. It's like, you were not judgy. She's like, yes, you were. And Audrey's like, you were judgy. You were really judgy. Which, Audrey, it's so hilarious that Audrey, the stand-up comedian, who later on refuses to acknowledge that she was shitty and hit below the belt, is suddenly like, super serious about the penis bump.

18:29Ben Mandelker: How could you be judgy about the penis bump? That's one line we don't cross in stand-up comedy.

18:35Ronnie Karam: Jason's like, you were very hypocritical about the penis bump. Yeah, you got angry at Angelica for telling people about the penis pump, but you were the one who told her about it in the first place. Oh, no, Andy said that.

18:45Ben Mandelker: That sort of sounded the same as him. He gets real bitchy about it. He's like, yeah. I was like, correct. I did tell her in the first place. Because you know what? I told her in private. I told her girl to girl. Or rather, stand-up comedian to girl. Kim's like, but you know what? You told her on a reality show with cameras in your face and on a microphone. Hi, I'm Kim. I'm on this reunion, too, if anyone wants to ask me a question.

19:08Ronnie Karam: And Audrey's like, you can't say that's the same thing. And Natalie says, yeah, but like in the context of a photo, everyone say penis pump. And Audrey's like, yeah, you can't say in the context of that because she didn't take that photo. So it's like totally different. And Kim's like, yeah, but I'm not saying that. I'm saying you can't be mad that she said it. Oh my God, this penis pump fight. I can't.

19:28Ben Mandelker: It's like too much. It's too long. Fast forward. And Jason was like, I was never offended by Audrey saying it. And Audrey's like, can I explain something? saying, okay, Audrey, explain this, please. America needs to hear this right now. Okay. I came to her, and actually that day at TomTom, I sat her down and respectfully and maturely said, hey, I really did not appreciate that. And we see unseen footage of Audrey being like, hey, it was like a funny girl talk thing that I told you in private. Hmm, I don't care. Like, I really don't care. Jason's the last of my concerns right now. Yeah, then why are you talking about his penis pump in front of everyone if he's the last of your concerns?

20:05Ben Mandelker: Yeah.

20:06Ronnie Karam: I was like, because it's funny. I need a distraction because I'm fucking stressed. That was my favorite. But I needed it. I was triggered.

20:16Ben Mandelker: I'm so stressed I needed to distract myself by talking shit about a penis pump. Audrey was like, well, you should apologize to both of them, honestly. Honestly, Chris called me a bitch so he can fuck off. Back to present. I'm like, oh, wow. Wow. You know what, Ronnie? I take it back. This is a shocking reunion. This is shocking.

20:32Ronnie Karam: It is shocking. what's shocking to me is that audrey is so like pissed off and standing up for the guys over their stupid penis pump but was fine with the guy like flinging her down and hurting her back and the other guy calling her a bitch and all that stuff in public like she keeps calling she keeps saying that angelica is so male-centered and needs male validation but audrey your track record is

20:57Ben Mandelker: looking a little wonky with that it's weird because audrey started the season i thought she was like the chill girl, the fun girl, the cool girl. Like she was like down for things, whatever. And she has sort of over the course of the season and on this reunion has sort of become more combative and like not chill whatsoever. So then Chris is like, you know, at first I really didn't care. Cause I was like, okay. But then I was like, damn, she really said that to Lisa. Wow. It's kind of weird. Like whatever. And then you were saying it over and over and over again and screaming it like the bartenders looking over like what?

21:30Ben Mandelker: And then just like random people that we don't know like everyone was looking like mayor karen bass like showed up and was like did someone say something about a penis pump i was mortified okay for that i want to say like

21:43Ronnie Karam: i'm sorry like i really am sorry dot dot dot that you need a penis pump and he's like well it's the first time i've heard that to be honest okay well i'm sorry to embarrass you because when i watched it back okay like i okay well i wasn't embarrassed for me i was embarrassed for you oh eyebrow burn I brought burn I brought burn

22:05Ben Mandelker: okay well I'm sorry for embarrassing the situation she's like yeah I'm just being very real you were very childish yeah well I think watching it all back I'm like in a different place now and I saw that that was inappropriate she's in a different place okay so do you feel she has big boobs and now she can understand perspective

22:23Ronnie Karam: do you understand why you feel do you feel like maybe you owe Audrey an apology now she goes um okay well absolutely there's so many things I need to say I'm sorry to Audrey for, and this is one of them. So I throw our friendship under the bus, and I feel like I could have been better in that situation. She's like, thank you. I appreciate that. That's like all I wanted in that moment. That's like all I wanted, and it would have been done. That's like all I wanted. So thank you.

22:51Ben Mandelker: You must feel relieved. Yeah, relieved, because I feel like, you know, she does have a heart. All right. Shane Davis, a model slash actor and recovering addict was everyone's favorite wildcard this season. By the way, I love that. Model slash actor and recovering addict, putting recovering addict in there as if that's also his occupation. It goes on as IMDb. He's a model actor and recovering addict. He's everyone's favorite wildcard this season. And while he doesn't technically work at Surrey, he might spend more time there than the people who actually are at Lisa's Paywall. Marcus, you've known Jane for a decade now.

23:26Ben Mandelker: How did you two meet? did it involve mutual blowjobs he's like well andy we were uh initially signed to the same modeling agency and we share a mutual best friend and yeah um and we lived together during the pandemic um and he was the best like honestly i was a bad influence on jane i'm not gonna lie wow the mutual blowjobs though i was sort of joking but did that ever happen could you elaborate and could

23:50Ronnie Karam: you explain if it didn't happen how it would have gone pandemic otherwise known as mandemic didn't give each other handjobs at the very least. Tell me the truth. We were stuck in the house for a lot of years. So he says that he loves the story that Shane told about the time, or no, that Marcus almost left LA for good and Shane talked him into staying. And Marcus is like, yeah, I can remember that night perfectly, Andy. Being on Sunset Boulevard, actually after karaoke. And I was like, you know, I'm tired of this shit. If I hear one more person try to sing. don't go chasing waterfalls i'm out of here like what happened at karaoke like he's like

24:32Ben Mandelker: yeah i took a big swing i thought i'd sing um the uh one of the songs from aladdin thought it'd be a good throwback no one liked it and i was like fuck it don't want to the city

24:45Ronnie Karam: no one appreciates a friend like me is it los angeles or was it that stevie nicks cover am i right, Andy. And it was just really rough. And I wasn't booking jobs, or I would book them, and I'd still be poor. And I was like, okay, well, I'm going to go to law school. And my sister is a doctor. I'm smarter than her. So if she could be a doctor, I could be a lawyer, because that's how it works.

25:06Ben Mandelker: Yes. Cut to 40 years from now. Marcus So-and-so, how did you get into law? Really bad night at karaoke. Just the worst.

25:16Ronnie Karam: Horrible night at karaoke.

25:17Ben Mandelker: okay it's really trying to sing dream lover by mariah carey no one was buying it and i thought

25:22Ronnie Karam: i'm out i'm done going into law do you know how fast the lyrics are for if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it i mean ref so so well now guess what you now have a billboard together

25:39Ben Mandelker: which is really because of me if you think about it and so there's like a picture of them with their billboard so it all came together just like in the mandemic so then marcus is like uh yeah it's crazy how that worked i mean you would have to think venus manifested for us or something like that so i don't know it's just i'm just gonna start crying again and blinking really fast

26:02Ronnie Karam: my appreciative brother my appreciative brother okay shane before your short film premiere do you talk briefly about your upbringing and your struggles with addiction. Shane, known for micro-dramas, B-films, and the AA across the street from Sir. What a resume. Let's talk about it. So we see... Lisa's bottom lip pokes out immediately. She's like, what? I haven't watched this season. I'm sorry, but Shane, addiction issues, parenting issues, whoa!

26:37Ben Mandelker: Broken bird alert. It's less her little radar. it pops out when there's a sense that there's a broken bird somewhere she just starts plucking

26:45Ronnie Karam: out her feathers and like putting stuff together what are you doing lisa i'm making a nest at the

26:49Ben Mandelker: emergency nest emergency nest someone get that straw out of that pumpkin and put it in the nest right away so how did you find the strength to get sober so shane tells a story about you know he says like it was either that or die and you just only have those two options and you know you want to go down this road. He's like, I can either be like my dad or I can be in and out of jail or like other family members who just didn't make it. But this is the road I was on. I was young and I was already out of school. And by the time I was 15, I just sold dope with my mom and I was smoking crack and breaking into houses and hooking up with chicks.

27:26Ben Mandelker: And he says he lost his virginity when he was 12 and he just was living fast with a bunch of broken people who were growing up in homes like him and he just learned to just look out for himself. And he's doing this whole thing. I'm not taking away from the monologue, but I'm sure it's something he's probably had to say a lot. And so he's explaining his story and he's pretty chill as he's saying it. But then Lisa's like, but how did you end up being you? You shall cry, Shane Davis. I command it. How did you end up being you? I don't understand that because all roads don't lead to this. Yet somebody must have had a positive influence in your life.

28:03Ben Mandelker: Who is that person? Do you want to cry about them?

28:06Ronnie Karam: Sob, Shane, sob. Do you want to tell us about that positive influence in your life that rhymes with Manda Slump? Hmm?

28:16Ben Mandelker: Yeah, well, I always wanted to be loved and cared about.

28:21Ronnie Karam: Were you loved by your parents? Who didn't you feel secure? Well, they loved me the way they could, but it's just like, you know, it's really hard to be there for people when you're battling addiction yourself. And she's like, oh, my God, Shane Davis. But you're so good looking. How did that happen? Did you start your workout regimen before or after heroin?

28:45Ben Mandelker: Why are you so emotional right now? Would you like to lean into it? Please explain. Open your heart. Show me your wounds. He's like, well, I don't know. And she's like, are you okay? Is that a liquid diamond I'm seeing falling from your eyes? Oh, oh! Lisa gets up out of her chair and goes over to Shane and puts her hands on him. She's like, oh, oh, are you okay? Mummy is here to save you. British mummy will save you, Shane. Listen, I just want you to know, you're more than enough.

29:19Ronnie Karam: Now tilt your head down into this plastic bag. Whatever you've been through, you came out the other side. Squeeze until tears come out. If you were my son, I'd be very proud of you. Squeeze! Okay, we've got enough tears. Just have these injected straight into my veins, darling. Give me the IV. I'm euthening. I'm euthening. Hello, it's me, Lisa Vanderpump, 20 years old. Thanks for the tears.

29:48Ben Mandelker: Oh, Pandy, someone get me a walkie-talkie for Pandy. She's in the control room. Pandy, is he sobbing yet? No? Okay. Shane, I said that since I first saw you, and I don't know that you realize this, that how special you are. Sob, sob, I say. He's like, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. He's not sobbing yet. Nothing's working. What's happening here? I tried to remind him of how special he is, but it's not enough. You came out the other side. If you were my son, I'd be very proud of you. And guess what? Today, Shane, I have printed out this special certificate on Print Shop that says, Shane Davis, you have been formally adopted by the Vanderpump Todds of Beverly Hills.

30:30Ben Mandelker: Congratulations. He has a bow tie and a little hat and a small tiny bed in our mansion just for you, my little son.

30:38Ronnie Karam: I'm sorry, I have to take this. I have to take this walkie-talkie from Pandy. Pandy, what is it? What do you mean, Max? What do you mean your brother is not crying outside because we've kicked him out of the family home? all right no don't bother getting his tears he's too old cut him loose cut him loose you've been

30:56Ben Mandelker: replaced pandy ask maxwell if he cared about my tears when he made me walk through hollywood to see that awful musician school that he never finished thank you congratulations now i'm going

31:08Ronnie Karam: to give you one of your ceremonial max's pashminas i'm sorry he won't need it anymore who's max

31:16Ben Mandelker: wrap this around your shoulders Shane the way Pandy does and you'll always feel my embrace and if you concentrate very carefully you might even taste the flavor of a poached salmon on your

31:26Ronnie Karam: tongue so Andy asked him what response he's gotten from the viewers and he's like well first people are like oh god this guy's just a typical whatever fuck boy but then I fucked him and they've asked me a lot more after that and then you know there's been people hitting me up like, hey, I got this amount of time and it makes me feel like, well, at least I'm useful to somebody. She's like, oh, you're useful to me. You're useful to me. I've never had such bone density as I've got after drinking your tea.

32:03Ben Mandelker: Oh, yes. He's like, well, thank you for sharing. If you would like a blowjob, we can talk afterwards. I'm going to offer this time because you've been through a lot. Okay. Say, thank you. And I'll be, Audrey's like, thank you, Shane. Thank you. And they're like, love your brother. Yeah. So they break for lunch. And Demi's like, I've never seen Shane cry. Gross. It was disgusted by the scene.

32:27Ronnie Karam: I'm like, fuck that. It's disgusting. So Lisa comes up to Shane for a followup. She's like, Oh, we feel rolling. All right. Are you okay? He's like, yeah, I'm good. You know, it's just a lot of, you know, talking about stuff. I got bullet holes. Just a minute. Take a minute before we come back. Go. Go have some lunch. Pull yourself together. You're good. You're good. You're my son now.

32:49Ben Mandelker: One more thing, Shane. I got you something special. It's a lolly. Enjoy. She pulls a lop. A lop out.

32:59Ronnie Karam: Now, listen, I'm here for you as long as you're on my television show. Now, run along. Run along now.

33:06Ben Mandelker: Do you mind if I just start calling you Numax? Thank you, Shane. Thank you for filling the void.

33:13Ronnie Karam: So people are eating lunch and, you know, Angelica sees Audrey. She walks past her and she's like, oh, you look so stunning, by the way. And she goes, Yoto, I think that we're on the right track. She's OK, we'll talk more later. So they go they go walk in. I heard somebody go fake bitch or two faced bitch.

33:36Ben Mandelker: i feel like ronnie you just was that you just saying it to the tv

33:42Ronnie Karam: i rewound it and i was like you said that i i heard somebody say like two-faced or something like that fake bitch um uh so chris is like i guess we've only got seven more so they're checking in on shane he's like oh my god i'm fine you know and um now they're making fun of lisa's purse because it's a big feathered purse it's a nurse darling and venus goes it looks like

34:07Ben Mandelker: my pubes oh my god that's like so funny that's like the funniest thing you've ever said venus and are your pubes half pink because i want to dye my pubes half pink i'm going to manifest that yeah let's do that that's great okay everyone quiet four three two one fake bitch okay we're off and okay we are back with lvp and her new son congratulations love that you were able to take him out to sears to take a family photo real quick okay so demi we found out right before you went to pasorobles for lisa's women and wine event please andy say it correctly that kim and marcus had broken up again i think you spoke for the entire audience when you questioned what kim could have possibly done during a special hug to upset marcus i love that this is a question for Kim, but we're still not going to ask it to her.

34:55Ben Mandelker: We're going to ask it to Demi instead.

34:57Ronnie Karam: So what was the special hug? And Demi's like, well, it was a hug, but it was both arms, so it was special. Well, yeah, but I don't even think it was both arms. To keep it real, it wasn't both arms. It was a normal hug. It was like a classic hug. Classic.

35:16Ben Mandelker: Just your standard classic hug. Oh, like the ones that Shay never got growing up. he has mommy here now to hug him all day long well if it was the normal hug then why did you

35:27Ronnie Karam: get jealous he's like because the inner inner jealousy bitch asses came out of me in that moment brother that's why that's why andy well angelica you got jealous at the madonna inn when you found out that shane and audrey kissed during a music video shoot that nobody ever saw so knowing that audrey was in a relationship at that time didn't ease your mind she's like um i mean audrey and I weren't in the best place at that time. And like, that was my authentic feelings, Andy. You know, like I would have appreciated heads up from a girl about it. And Audrey's like, um, Chris was there and we didn't even know we had to kiss.

36:01Ronnie Karam: And so that's why you didn't get a heads up because I didn't even know.

36:05Ben Mandelker: You know, Kim was like, so we're not talking about that hug situation. You're not going to ask me how I felt. Kim didn't even get one line in that whole thing. They just skipped over Kim. You're just not going to. I feel like genuinely so bad for Kim now. I just, I don't know. Like, I felt like she was such a drip all season, but now I just feel like they just ignore her. It's just not right. So Audrey is like, yeah, that music video that I did that you got jealous about, Chris was there. And that was a professional thing that I did. I went to Shane and I kissed him. And I was like, I said that at the table.

36:37Ben Mandelker: I didn't know we were kissing until we got to the beach. So how could I even give you a heads up? And he's like, yeah, well, speaking of kissing, I felt like I was having a fever dream when you guys all started making out with each other in San Luis Obispo. And of course, we stopped to harp on this moment, which literally no one cared about watching this show. But we're like, OK, you guys all kiss. Venus, you said Natalie was the worst kisser because you put her little strawberry tongue in your mouth. Should we talk about the kissing? Who is the best kisser? Who is the worst kisser? Who wants to kiss again now?

37:04Ben Mandelker: Did anyone use the penis bump?

37:06Ronnie Karam: Jason was the best kisser. Wow, everybody. OK, could you explain to me your theory on her pheromones versus Angelica's pheromones? and Jason's like, well, like pheromones, like that comes from a place of like energy and Natalie's personality was just vibrant and I liked who she was and I guess that enhanced her pheromone smell or something.

37:32Ben Mandelker: And they're like, wow, okay. He liked her natural woman scent, Chris, for the elaboration.

37:38Ronnie Karam: Then Andy asked about the possible three-way they were all going to have between Jason, Natalie, and the other girl she started making out with and it didn't happen, guys. Wow. So, okay. Let's see here. I'm skipping that. I'm assuming that most of this room have had a threesome, right? And everyone says no, except for, of course, Chris. And Andy's like, okay, but was it a threesome for real or paid for threesome? I mean, it doesn't matter. Was it work? Was it work?

38:08Ben Mandelker: All right. Kim has not had a threesome. So, Kim, I have a question for anyone else but Kim about threesomes. Okay, Venus, tell me about your threesome. And Venus's like, yeah, I let two guys go down on me at the same time. It was wild. It was crazy. And Shane's like, wow, that's crazy. How does that work? I'm like, Shane, there's plenty of space.

38:33Ronnie Karam: Did you get two penises? Where'd you get another one? Some guys get all the extra helpings, am I right?

38:39Ben Mandelker: Oh, I'll tell you where I'm going to go down. to the toy store for a present for my new son, Shane.

38:45Ronnie Karam: Yeah, so Shane's like, Andy says, Shane Davis, I mean, come on, you've had threesomes. I mean, please, like, listen to your stories. There's at least a threesome in there. And he's like, well, but it wasn't with two chicks, though. Okay, please tell us more. And then all of a sudden, Andy just moves forward. I was like, wait, excuse me. Yeah, finally, you get to a question we want the answer to. Rewind. recently.

39:10Ben Mandelker: And he's like, well, talk to me a bit. Ethical, non-monogamy, Shane. And he's like, yeah, ha ha. I just think that, you know, I cut past all that confusion, you know? Yeah, it's called a cop-out. Ha ha. And Shane says, like, yeah, I just let you know up front. That way, you have a choice as a woman. Do you want to entertain this? Like, I'm not going to be monogamous to you whatsoever. Ah, okay. So what form would that take if someone said yes to that? Would you tell the woman, oh, I was with someone, you know what? It just depends on the boundaries that she has in place. But I think, you know, it's kind of crazy because I've only been with like six women this year.

39:45Ben Mandelker: I mean, last year. Last year. I was only with six women last year. So it's kind of slow for me.

39:52Ronnie Karam: Well, how many in this group? And he's like, in this particular group? And Audrey guesses two. And he's like, yeah, I don't want to throw that like that. You know, I slept with two women in the group. I don't want to say that. And Demi's like, two? Yeah. And Jason answers Angelica and Natalie. And Demi's like, oh, I didn't even know he slept with Angelica. Wow. Wow.

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42:42Ben Mandelker: Shane says they hooked up right after pride because of course the new boobs, right? And he says, yeah, but then I didn't hit her up for like a week. So I kind of knew, you know, when I reached back out, I'd be off the hook because I knew she'd have a boyfriend by then.

42:57Ronnie Karam: Off the hook? That's what they say when they really like something, right? No, it's the traditional way of saying off the hook. Oh, when your coat falls to the ground? No, Lisa. I just don't understand the lingo.

43:12Ben Mandelker: Is this the same as doing the do? So Shane is like, yeah. And he says, all right, Angelica, tell me about the LAX guy. I said, well, I mean, obviously coming into this group, you know, and using guys as a distraction, I probably should have taken a bit more time to myself But in the moment He was like meeting a breath of fresh air For the first time

43:34Ronnie Karam: Okay Well does LAX guy know you slept with Shane While you were talking He's like yeah I mean he was seeing other people too Yeah And Natalie's like um yeah Can I say something like being single is like so fun

43:49Ben Mandelker: Yeah That's gonna be the name of my new song Being single so fun

43:55Ronnie Karam: So Andy's like, what about you, Natalie? And she's like, what about it? He's like, well, your situation ship was changed. She's like, oh my God, like, Shane and I are like so close. Like, he's to this day one of my best friends. But like, I don't really know what's going on right now. He's like, stares. I'm like, what are they?

44:12Ben Mandelker: God, I hate going into a new part of the house and just like falling down the staircase. They're so difficult. It's like, all right. So you don't know what's going on with the two of you, right? And he's like, yeah. Shane, what is going on with the two of you? Well, and then everyone's like, yeah, you guys look really good. You guys are so good, bud. You guys are so good together. Yeah. She's like, no, I realized like after a couple of times, I was like, hey, let's put that boundary up with no hooking up because like you mean a lot to me. And if we do this, I might freak out and split and run off.

44:44Ben Mandelker: You know what I'm saying?

44:46Ronnie Karam: It's like, yeah, he gets close and then he runs. But like we still talk for hours and sleep in the same bed and like we're all over each other so who knows do you have feelings for him i mean if you're good friends couldn't that be the basis of something more and so a very long answer from her is basically like you know i've had friends and i i miss that and a boyfriend because i think boys and girls should be friends if they're together and that would be nice but vulnerable but you know it just seems like it's all there andy but he just can't commit but they talk multiple times a day and they're dear friends and Shane's like yeah one of my best friends but are you attracted to her and he's like she's hot

45:32Ronnie Karam: but they just can't do it guys he can't commit oh god poor Shane can't commit

45:37Ben Mandelker: it's tricky for me is this more trauma can't commit because you never had a mother who said I love you and Natalie's like yeah it's funny because we'll all sleep in the same bed. And the next day, he'll be like, that was the best night of sleep I've had in a very long time. And I'm like, yeah, it's because we love each other, right? And Shane's like, yeah, it's true. I do sleep better. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not trying to throw him under the bus. But if we're going to be honest, explain what it really is. Because when we're together, he'll be like, scratch my back. And we'll be like, I love each other.

46:10Ben Mandelker: And it just feels right because I'll scratch his back. And I'll be like, that felt good. And I'll be like, it felt good for me, too. And I'm like, I'm glad I didn't cut my nails. He'd be like, yeah, I'm glad you didn't call your announce, too. It's kind of like we're in love, you know?

46:19Ronnie Karam: Listen, Shane is so let down. He can't risk his sobriety by getting involved with somebody. He's got to fuck multiple people a week. Because otherwise, he could let someone down in the future. And then he would be even more vulnerable. Who needs him more vulnerable? Not me. Surely. Get over here. I'm going to open my eyes. Pretend your ears are teardrops. Pretend your tears are eyedrops. and put them in your dry eye. Ooh, ooh, ooh, I feel so much better.

46:50Ben Mandelker: Shane, did my psychological analysis move you to tears? Did it make you want to sob because you realized dating Natalie could risk the thing you've worked so hard for, your sobriety? Sob into my bosom, Shane.

47:04Ronnie Karam: And Natalie's like, well, how do you think you would let people down? I mean, I don't get it. And he's like, well, you know, like you got expectations that I don't want to lose her emotionally. So what are you guys not understanding? I hate when someone is so fucking honest and people are like, what? But wait, I think it's just an insecurity that you would let me down. But like, it's just because you're like so vulnerable and you had a rough childhood. But maybe like, it's just you haven't found me. No, he's telling you he's not going to stop fucking other people. He's going to let you down by making you think there is something and then fucking other people.

47:37Ronnie Karam: What do you guys not understand? Stop trying to talk him out of it. For Christ's sake.

47:40Ben Mandelker: I mean, I'm sure there is probably a fear that he has. I don't know if this is something that people in recovery deal with, but I have to imagine there's probably some concern like, what if I fall off the wagon and I disappoint this person? I don't want to hurt them. I'm sure there is that. But he's also a hot young model who just wants to fuck people. So he just wants to just play around. He's just newly famous. He just wants to stick his dick in anything that moves right now.

48:07Ronnie Karam: There are so many reasons that people are fucked up. There are so many reasons. But just don't go trying to solve the fuck boy. Like, it's not a riddle. It's not a New York Times puzzle. And you're only going to get screwed in the end. So just don't do that. Okay? Go back to Wordle. Not anyone on this cast. But just in general.

48:28Ben Mandelker: Hilarious to think that these people would be doing word games. No, I'd take it back immediately. It's like, okay, we'll have you guys do a single word. You guys can type in. It's one of five vowels today. They play vowel. It's like, well, they gave me five chances, but I somehow didn't get it right.

48:47Ronnie Karam: I want to buy a vowel, a T.

48:51Ben Mandelker: Has to be a vowel. Okay. T. Because there's two E's at the end of T. So anyway, we have a... Welcome back to the Vanderbilt Rules reunion. Shane, on the last night of the trip to Paso Robles, you broke things up with Angelica, and you even went so far as to lock your door. Oh, but did he lock his heart because mommy is here to save him? Okay, Lisa, I'm going to need you to settle down over there. So we see the flashbacks of that trip. Why did that feel, why did locking a door and putting a security camera on Angelica feel like the right decision in that moment, Shane?

49:30Ronnie Karam: Well, I was scared that Angelica may be coming into my room and then us having sex. Um, I appreciate that. Yeah. so angelica's such a weirdo and he's like yeah and i was like you know she's a few drinks deep and i was like that's just not gonna be good for me um also you thought she was crazy and you had just told her that you wanted nothing to do with her in this way and she was still trying to sneak into your room so yeah he's too much of a gentleman to say that but uh like let's face it that's what he was saying so angelica was next for you an lax guy literally don't care she's still dating this guy and she's like but you know you've got some serious struggles with this guy i mean you've reached out to me when you guys broke up she goes well yeah but like as a friend um because you give me good pep talks you know and audrey goes because you needed to feel validated and she goes yeah of course i don't care you cannot get rid of angelica that shit's funny she's like of course what are

50:31Ben Mandelker: men for i need constant validation i'm like a car that keeps on driving into parking garages

50:36Ronnie Karam: and audrey just shrugs her shoulders like she thought she got a point there but she's like no that is exactly why i called him sandy is like so let me tell you guys broken up they've broken

50:48Ben Mandelker: up a bunch of times uh which by the way this show can't handle two toxic couples we already have marcus and kim we cannot have another one so of course we can it's vanderpump rules tom and katie jackson stassi kristin and crows okay that's a fair point um so andy is like okay bro are you but you're somehow thinking about getting engaged yeah i mean we both come from toxic pasts and like we've been like in therapy for the last four months so everything's solved it's like oh together yeah together well and how did you guys meet she's like oh god and demi just jumps in us i don't like him which is like wow what a surprise demi doesn't like someone

51:31Ronnie Karam: so uh nobody likes him really and um to me it's like yeah i met him a couple weeks ago and like i was super excited to meet him i was like this was my face when i met him and like i mean i don't know what happened but she was crying and she was upset and they were fighting yeah but what happened is they showed the video of shane and i kissing that's what happened so did this guy come to like one of their live viewing party things or whatever and then a scene of them kissing came and he like threw a foot at the restaurant what a loser i know seriously and so angelica's like yeah the first time we'd seen it and so we can do like a really big fight and

52:08Ben Mandelker: demi's like i don't care i don't like him i took the friends and family discount off his bill because i was like he's not friend or family look at me laughing at my good work uh mark's like um Can I come to LAX guys defense from one toxic boyfriend to another? Okay. You know, when you get into a new relationship and you're dating this girl and she's not even complimenting you on your great karaoke performance, you know, and you need that because otherwise you just may quit the entire city. You know, and like this girl, she's like sought after by girls, guys like Shane Davis and Jason. These are like our stars.

52:41Ben Mandelker: It's just like not the easiest thing for a guy to, you know, to be ultra secure in that moment. Oh, boo hoo. Boo hoo for this guy.

52:47Ronnie Karam: Come on, Mark. This is not the one to be. everyone's like this guy is like emotionally abusive and marcus is like oh wait a minute brother i gotta stand up for this guy i've just gotta no marcus no it's hard for him it's hard

52:59Ben Mandelker: to be a guy who has to see his hot girlfriend making out with other guys instead before you

53:04Ronnie Karam: came into the picture like that's really difficult yeah so then um kim's like well listen like i'm in a toxic relationship and like in my way it's like fun because it's like well he doesn't like me but But every time he comes back, I know that he truly does me. But your guys' relationship, he makes you feel smaller. And he doesn't allow her to shine, Andy. He wants control. And Lisa's like, oh, God, really? Another one? Oh, jeez. All right, get him into casting immediately.

53:36Ben Mandelker: He sounds like a great waiter. Oh, I'm so sorry that he's toxic. But it's so hard to find a good waiter these days.

53:45Ronnie Karam: so angelica's like well i mean i see similarities in like the relationship like you guys have kim you know but i'm still rooting for you guys and kim's like well i'm rooting for you guys too you know i just want you to be happy and and he's like oh sounds a little volatile she goes yeah it is volatile yeah angelica's so clueless i love it she's like yeah it's like totally romantic

54:10Ben Mandelker: and does kim say he erupts a version of angelica that i don't believe she needs to be i think she maybe evokes but um she goes yeah he like you want her to have the best most respectful guy and lisa's like oh whoever you are sitting on that stool it's difficult for me bless you to take your advice on a relationship i'm sorry kim the broken bird line ends here You have to be out in the cold.

54:36Ronnie Karam: I mean, seriously, bless you, though, Jocelyn. But please, quiet.

54:42Ben Mandelker: Whoever you are, unfortunately, we've tried to repair your wings, and just not for us. You'll have to go to a different establishment.

54:50Ronnie Karam: So Andy says, so you're with L.A. guy. And she's like, yeah. And Andy says, okay, but you have a baby packed with Shane. And Kim's like, wait a minute. So Angelica's like, well, when Shane and I slept together, it was like if we ended up single, like, would you ever want children? And, like, I was like, I got into a relationship, so I guess the pact's broken. Well, the pact was that you two would have kids together if you didn't have kids by a certain age. Oh, come on. Is this like what everybody does with their gay best friend? And by the way, I have reneged on every one of those pacts. There's one of those where you just make with your best girlfriend when you're like, oh, my God, if we're 40 and we haven't had a baby, we are totally getting married and having a baby.

55:31Ronnie Karam: And then I hit 40 and I was like, hell no, I'm not marrying any of you crazies.

55:36Ben Mandelker: My friend tried to do that with me. And I was like, no, because you're going to then make me try to like, and then I'll have to like raise the child. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do it. So then Shane, I was like, I'm like pre-deadbeating. I'm basically like Shane Davis.

55:47Ronnie Karam: Yeah.

55:48Ben Mandelker: I'm like, yeah, it's called ethical deadbeat.

55:50Ronnie Karam: I'm not doing that. And my friends didn't want to marry me either in their defense. Like I'm saying they're crazy. They were probably like, I'm not marrying you, you loser. you'd still have the same sheets as when we made that pack 20 years ago.

56:03Ben Mandelker: Shane's basically like, yeah, I made a baby pack because I am very genetically fortunate that, and she would have my genes.

56:13Ronnie Karam: Like what? I want details about genetically whatever. And Angelica's like, well, like hypothetical, like if you're ever single when you're 40, you know, we don't have children. And I was like, yeah, you know, normal pillow talk conversation. so wait no go back to genetically fortunate because you're good looking yes andy what do you think he means yes they're hot two hot people having a baby what's so hard to get i think it probably has something to do with uh the federal grants he got for all the research he's doing on various uh topics yeah uh yeah exactly because he's hot andy did you seek out some fugo to have babies with get out of here that's right search for a hot person so okay

56:53Ben Mandelker: Hey, Audrey, you roasted all of your friends, but it's clear that you kind of sharpened your axe for Angelica. So tell us more about that. And I was like, yeah, like, like it was stuff that was like already out there that we'd already been talking about for a week. So like, don't get mad at her. It's like, yeah, but it was weaponized. Guys, guys, guys, listen, all of us felt bad for Angelica in that moment. Audrey's like, oh, please. You came to me every single day, Marcus, for weeks saying you're so fucking funny. You're the funniest girl in West Hollywood. He's like, yeah, I'm toxic. Don't you remember that part?

57:28Ben Mandelker: But I was building you up.

57:29Ronnie Karam: Yeah, brother, but I was building you up because you were funny. I'm like, my bad. You were funny. No, sorry. But in the moment, look around the room. Look around the room of people cheering, Audrey, Audrey, Audrey. And she's like, you're full of shit for that. Audrey, you were an asshole. Just everybody is. Even Marcus is saying you're an asshole. Well, okay, Marcus, I don't know. But everyone agrees.

57:53Ben Mandelker: so sensitive to this stuff because obviously there was some terrible thing that happened at karaoke and he's just like has his heart goes out to people who get publicly humiliated in small bars

58:02Ronnie Karam: apparently yeah and he's like you know you did a good job it was your first stand-up but that was still mean and he's like but at the end of the day we can't brother for brother and we can't sit here and pretend that all of us were like god damn she's cooking her ass and natalie goes well honestly i didn't feel bad like i thought it was funny and venus is like yeah a roast is like a comedy special. I've seen them on TV. I was getting a blowjob for like five people the last time I saw a roast. Nobody said nothing to me about it.

58:30Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I was watching Nanette when those guys were going down on me. And so Kim is like, yeah, but you don't talk about your relationship and then go after her looks. That was like a low blow. She could have stopped it. And I was like, yeah, well, she didn't go after her looks at all. She's being funny. Marga's like, yeah, but you said Facetune. Marga's like, okay, I didn't say you needed it. I said you used it. And that's a fact.

58:50Ronnie Karam: yeah but like also like angelica is the kind of girl who always wants to like throw jabs at people like jason and audrey and angelica's like okay yeah i will oh can you let me finish can you let me finish okay venus venus of the hair flick i know trying to make something happen because i

59:08Ben Mandelker: will embarrass a man that wants to act trifling with me but that's just who i am and but i will not go after a girl and jason's like hey i never act trifling with you angelica and venus like yeah I'm not saying you're a jabber, because you're a jabber, but she made some jabs at you on the stage. And it's just kind of karma, because you constantly give out jabs, jabber.

59:29Ronnie Karam: No, because she didn't jab at Audrey, so that's not karma. And Jason's saying, I never act trifling with you, Angelica. What are you talking about? You threw her on the ground in a class and threw out her back and then acted like an asshole after that.

59:41Ben Mandelker: And then admitted, oh, by the way, remember how you asked me if I was seeing someone? I am seeing someone.

59:46Ronnie Karam: Yeah, exactly. So what are you talking about? so andy's like well you said you don't come after women's looks but you called her ugly angelica and you said she looked like sid the sloth okay so we got that wrong the first time when we recapped it the first time we said uh miss tits sir tits a lot or so we said something like that i didn't know it was sid the sloth so now i'm gonna look up sid the sloth i think

1:00:09Ben Mandelker: is that from um zootopia oh or like i don't know rude let me look i'm looking up to sid the sloth oh no cindy sloth is from ice age oh that's even worse i don't think she looks like that but that

1:00:23Ronnie Karam: is so fucking rude and also hilarious so um ray romanosloth so angelica's like well i was hurt though and i shouldn't have said that and i'm not wrong and i'm sorry because you're not ugly audrey and she's like thank you i know that that's why i didn't react to it yeah but the person i saw was an ugly person and i was waiting for an apology because i came to her and i was like congratulations on Ice Age.

1:00:49Ben Mandelker: And by the way, Sid the Sloth is John Leguizamo, not Ray Romano for anyone who is about to send me a message. I was going to say,

1:00:56Ronnie Karam: he looks very energetic. He looks like a very energetic character to be played by Ray Romano. Ray Romano is more like... And the picture is like...

1:01:06Ben Mandelker: Happy. Sid the Sloth. Okay, so where were we here in this fight again?

1:01:12Ronnie Karam: We're still talking about who apologized, who didn't apologize and angelica's like no she did not apologize so andy's like okay audrey is there anything you want to apologize for the roast and when i tell you you can hear the buzz of the lights

1:01:26Ben Mandelker: as audrey just looks around like yeah very serious stand-up comedian she goes okay let me say one thing okay instagram was below the belt and i thought the relationship wasn't that crazy in my head but i apologize that it affected you the way that it did she goes and i goes thank you that's It was very fresh and I just had moved out. So it was like a lot. And I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for that. I also want to say it was a 15 minute set and there was 10 minutes where I was like, I didn't just like roast them all one time. And I just like did three on her. Okay. I did a few on Shane. I did a bunch of everybody.

1:02:01Ben Mandelker: Okay. I even, I even roasted Lisa Vanderpump. Ooh, what do you mean roast? Is that slang for said something very affectionate about your boss? No, no, no, no. I just, I said a lot of different things. Okay. It just felt like the door was open because our conversation we had. And Demi is like, I'm not really sorry, though, because like when you say how it's like not a sorry when you say I'm sorry. And then, however, you know, oh, look, there's Bueller. What's Bueller doing back there?

1:02:27Ronnie Karam: It's just scratching around, getting more comfortable. He heard the sloth and he was like, where? She's like, OK, I apologize. And you're right. You're right. Well, are you still pursuing stand up comedy? And she's like, yes, I am. And they're like, she's so good. She goes, yeah, I'm like, I think I'm funny as fuck. okay how many gigs have you done since then where's your set i do not believe you i just want that i just want sarah kalana back to just look at her like please kill me i know i do not associate

1:02:56Ben Mandelker: with this person oh what did you say about me and your quote unquote rehost and so we see unseen footage of audrey being like okay guys for those of you who don't know who lisa vanderpump is she's especially if Rosé turned into a person. A booga-ding-a-ding-a-ding. Yikes.

1:03:13Ronnie Karam: Boo. Boo. So, um, Lisa, Pride is one of the biggest celebrations for straight people in your version of West Hollywood. So, uh, why choose Venus to throw your party? He's gay.

1:03:27Ben Mandelker: Why would you, after 12 seasons of the show, finally allow a gay person to do something gay on Pride? What changed?

1:03:37Ronnie Karam: Well, you know, Venus has been a huge presence here, and there is no split end pride. So we decided to let him do gay pride.

1:03:50Ben Mandelker: I thought bi is as close to split end as we could get, so...

1:03:55Ronnie Karam: Wow, I was really moved by your coming out story about how your dad watched all of Vanderpump Rules as a way to connect with you. I mean, wow, that is gay. your dad watched the straightest show on bravo yeah you know it was really nice and even i haven't

1:04:11Ben Mandelker: watched all the seasons okay because like i think there were like three that were made before i was even born i don't know it's like old people drama right i was like whoa i hadn't really talked to my dad in 10 years just a little bit here and there oh oh 10 years you must feel so alone so left out would you say that you don't have a father one second pandy get your father on the phone tell him we've got another new son coming in get him ready get him go tell daddy to get

1:04:36Ronnie Karam: a baseball mid out okay never mind never mind he's gay never mind stay back there darling stay cancel it may on the it may cancel the cancel project pashmina cancel it

1:04:52Ben Mandelker: get the telephone booth in paris ready tell cedric he can't stay there anymore we've got a new day coming in.

1:05:02Ronnie Karam: So, and he's like, Audrey, you talked about your queer dating history in your standup show. What's that about? And she says she was 14 and never had a relationship, but she was a freshman and she fell in love with a girl in acting studio. And they dated four years, but then, um, uh, she transitioned into a man. And so she was able to watch that happen. And she's like, it took so much courage. And I was like, you need to do that on your own.

1:05:32Ben Mandelker: That's great. Okay. Marcus and Kim. Andy's like, yeah, I don't know what to say about that. So Andy goes, Marcus and Kim, I was surprised when you were talking about stopping taking birth control. Have you had any pregnancy scares? Please, please don't reproduce. Kim's like, no. Pregnancy wishes every time. I'm a day late. And Marcus is like, well, babe. And I think, honestly, not for nothing, Marcus would be a great father. huh and now they go that's terrifying no one's like no one's earning the markers to be a dad

1:06:04Ronnie Karam: so they talk about this she's like but he's always wanted it so you know let's do it and he's like well there are different levels to being ready stable relationships are a good place to

1:06:14Ben Mandelker: start listen i've always wanted to be an olympian it does not mean that i just get to be an olympian okay like wanting it is different than being ready for it okay i will be the one tripping on any sport that I apply for. So, you know,

1:06:27Ronnie Karam: I do eventually leave my house and go into public and any old idiot can have a baby. I can tell you that there are plenty of them out there. I say, just drop them if you want them. Just do it. Everybody else is.

1:06:38Ben Mandelker: It's true. Really? And he's like, well, are you financially ready? Is your relationship in a place where it's ready? You know, they're like, well, maybe if you gave us a raise, we could pay for it.

1:06:49Ronnie Karam: Like maybe if you paid us more than$10 an episode, that would help. so they're talking about it nobody's really feeling for it and they're like well why don't use protection and Marcus goes come on brother I haven't pulled out since college oh you're

1:07:06Ben Mandelker: talking about classes or vaginas so Kim's like oh my god my mother's watching guys are you pulling out Andy he's like uh I don't really have to worry about that he's uh are we talking about vehicles so andy's like welcome back to the vanderpump rules reunion which feels like it should be wrapping up but we're still gonna keep on going when it comes to social media

1:07:32Ronnie Karam: wrap it up people jesus so now we're talking about only goings yeah it just was it's it didn't need two parts for sure so now they're talking about the only fans drama and uh how angelica never watched it she only read the caption and the caption was disgusting all three of our favorite boys are back together all three of our throbbing cocks and spread open holes rubbing each other down all over oiled up saggy balls and stroking so she's like okay you know you read that and what do you think the video is and she's like yeah i put two and two together so i just read the caption and other people who agreed who watched the video agreed at the time well demi you watched 45 seconds and she goes it was awful Andy I came everywhere it was worse than hamnet

1:08:30Ben Mandelker: have you seen it is it good hamnet it's supposed to be great I want to see it I hear it's just like you just cry and I kind of feel like just like I think when I'm here in New York I'm like once my parents go to bed I'm just gonna put it on my laptop and sit here and just cry in

1:08:43Ronnie Karam: childhood bed while i watch hamnet i was gonna watch it the other day and i saw the just the main picture of it was like hamnet and it was um just a lady cried with tears and her eyes crying and staring into the sun i was like i'm gonna watch the uk traders girl i'm watching this

1:09:03Ben Mandelker: stem is like uh it was awful and it was like well confirmed that it was incest what in 45 seconds made you think it was incest. Well, all I saw were just these two, and there was some other guy or something like that. And Jason goes, yeah, there was an older man. He was probably, I don't know, like 28, just a real old guy. And Demi's like, yeah, and you're fully naked, and you guys are massaging each other in the shower, and I just was not ready for any of it. Gross.

1:09:30Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I'm like, are they blood-related? Are they related by marriage? And Chris was like, listen, everyone has their own opinion. That's the thing about art. I create it, and you guys, you know you're allowed to have your opinion you know does picasso listen to naysayers who is picasso i don't know i mean seriously guys art demi's like but are they like first cousins or

1:09:53Ben Mandelker: their second cousins like this really affects the incest of it all because like it's fun and jason's like i wasn't like even massaging him you know she's like i saw your penis she goes yeah i know in the beginning i was naked i'm just like i had on a thong to massage him so it was totally different Audrey goes Shane told Angelica that his cousin told him to finger someone and she still went after him like what?

1:10:19Ronnie Karam: and Natalie goes, nah, he said it was squirting she goes, okay, well squirting whatever so then we see the clip of Shane saying when I was a teenager, my cousin brought his girlfriend into the other room to teach me how to make women squirt

1:10:32Ben Mandelker: well, well, well, well, well, well it's the same fucking thing Angelica and he's like, okay hey, Marcus said that it seemed like you were really trying to embarrass Jason about the video, were you? Because you were mad at him. Can someone show me this video, by the way? And Jelika's like, no, I think that you just wanted to get my point across. I just want to get my point across. And watching myself back, that incest part, really makes me uncomfortable.

1:10:56Ronnie Karam: So she's like, okay, you're right. I didn't see it, but I read the caption. What do you want from me? And Jason's like, well, but what if you weren't pissed off at me? Would you still have acted like that? And she's like, I support OnlyFans. I have friends on OnlyFans. And I mean, it's like, yeah, I support OnlyFans too. It's just like, the cousin part was weird.

1:11:14Ben Mandelker: She's like, well, I have no problem, okay? I think the cousin aspect of it is where I was like, whoa. And I was like, yeah, but they weren't even touching each other's dicks. It was just like two cousins being naked together, you know, oiling each other up. Like, what's so wrong with that? And Jell was like, well, I didn't know that. I didn't watch it. Jason goes, it's a great video, guys.

1:11:33Ronnie Karam: honestly it's some of our best work yeah they get some good advertise i thought it was actually really good advertising the way that demi and um angelica were talking about it it just crashed the minute that natalie was like they're not even touching each other's dicks it's like okay

1:11:47Ben Mandelker: and sales just plummeted i know well we had asked you know in the excitement of the crappies um when what we basically had all in case you didn't hear like pretty much the whole cast showed up and so we had them all up on stage and prior to that we were gonna have um we're gonna have like more of a moment with chris and jason and um i was gonna ask uh we were talking to them backstage and chris was saying that they got like a whole they've been getting so many signups for their only fans so i was gonna ask him about that on stage and i felt really bad that i forgot about it but yeah he apparently said uh and i was hoping for him to elaborate more on it but apparently this has just been great advertising for them.

1:12:29Ben Mandelker: They're like raking in the money from it.

1:12:31Ronnie Karam: Yeah, that's why you do it. And I say that's why you do Vanderpump Rules, because you're going to make a lot more money on OnlyFans than you are on Vanderpump Rules, if you do well. So Lisa's like, can I ask something? I haven't seen it. I'm not going to see it, unless it will make Shane cry. Will it make Shane cry? That's my question. No? Okay, I don't care. But listen, there needs to be clarity, because I'm not understanding. okay if these two are in the shower and giving each other a massage to earn money from only fans or is it a completely sexual thing what is it well i don't know why don't you give me five minutes to

1:13:08Ben Mandelker: go watch it in my trailer and i'll be right back oh i apparently can't do that well okay on a scale of nothing to white lotus what was it and chris is like you know we're not hooking up with each other i'm just massaging jason's freaking shoulders while the masseuse is just massaging me and you getting some boners and rubbing each other's boners and, I don't know, coming on each other's chest. But I don't know. It's pretty simple stuff.

1:13:29Ronnie Karam: Jason's like, there was a professional masseuse there to watch us swallow, so it was totally fine. He was older. He was older.

1:13:37Ben Mandelker: It was our other cousin. Chris was like, yeah, he's massaging your lower back. He's not really even getting into your ass. And she's like, yeah, our other roommate was the one who was a little bit more nude than us. He was the one. He was more nude.

1:13:54Ronnie Karam: Did he take off his penis? How was he more nude? And so Chris is like, yeah, there are four guys. Myself, my roommate at the time, the old guy, the masseuse, and the guy who does clown parties. Wait, that's more than four.

1:14:08Ben Mandelker: Yeah, we got one of the baristas from Phil's Coffee. Wait a second. This is like a gym locker room now. Jason's like, what? What do you mean a gym locker room? Like how guys are naked in a gym locker room? Oh, yeah, yeah. I love that Jason got hooked up at that point. He's like, whoa, whoa.

1:14:21Ronnie Karam: He's like, oh, wait. what locker room is that happening people are doing this for free and lisa's like wait so you're saying it's not a sexual act is what you're saying and he's like no it's not like i was fucking jason in the ass like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we don't talk like this in 1873

1:14:39Ben Mandelker: can we just get a clear just a final number count of how many guys are in this video i just want to

1:14:45Ronnie Karam: know oh my gosh you just go on and on about this so then they start asking the sands he's like okay hey, Chris, do you film with other women? And he's like, well, there is one woman I did film a scene with, but she was a professional porn star at the time. And Jason goes, very famous, huge. That was a big guy. He's like, yeah, we were hooking up, and she liked me more than I liked her, you know, and I told her I wasn't comfortable dating her because she was a porn star. And listen, I know that might sound fucked up because I do OnlyFans, but listen, you know, it's not right to toy with someone's feelings unless they're your cousin.

1:15:19Ronnie Karam: And Jason's like, that's right, bro. I'm here for you.

1:15:22Ben Mandelker: Is this like, this like delineation between porn star and only fans? I'm not acting like it's not there, but is this like the delineation of like in the nineties between like soft core and hardcore now? It's like, yeah, I'm only fans, but not hardcore porn,

1:15:34Ronnie Karam: I guess. But he said he did fuck her on camera. So he is a porn star. I mean, it's like the only, the only difference is like, you don't have a contract with any kind of company, I guess. Like, what would it be? Like, are you independent if you're on only fans? are you like just hard to an indie movie and you're like i'm not dating in that you know i'm not dating like sandra bullock i'm indie yeah it's hard to believe he didn't get cast in that

1:15:58Ben Mandelker: new tangled reboot you know so close so close so um chris is he got beat by a manheim yeah cameron manheim's son wow who would have thought um so jason's like the weirdest thing is that i've ever gotten is that by the way the with only fans the weird things happen people make weird requests the weirdest thing is that someone wanted me to use the bathroom and go and record that and i was like hell no and so like that's crazy yeah um and they were like just talking about these weird requests and then jason goes yeah i had this guy with a fetish he literally wanted me to pretend that i was a peanut and i was being swallowed and i did that for my 1500 dollars like pretend you're a peanut and being swallowed so i was like greatly on the couch and being empty spot.

1:16:43Ronnie Karam: I'm like, ow, ow. Who? Who did that?

1:16:48Ben Mandelker: Who trolled poor Jason? Because you know

1:16:51Ronnie Karam: that was not a real request. Ken's at home with a monocle, wearing a monocle, doing a helicopter on his wiener. I'm going to knock this peanut spark out. Goodbye, peanut. Who is looking for peanut being swallowed porn? Come on. We're all watching too much porn. Just stop watching porn. So Audrey's like, I got a peanut stuck in my trachea. Stuck porn. No, Austin would be like, okay, pretend you're a peanut. You're about to get swallowed, but then you get chewed up and spit all over people's faces. Yeah, it's hot. And the crumbs are stuck in the washing machine. Yeah. So then Audrey's like, come on, guys.

1:17:31Ronnie Karam: I mean, they started doing this so they could stop eating cat food. Darling, I mean, there are other ways. And Jason goes, yeah, I mean, look at Kim Kardashian.

1:17:42Ben Mandelker: Yeah, tuna and Chris would always joke that tuna smelled like cat food. And Andy was like, okay, we're going to leave it at that when we come back. I will give a full report on that video and tell you what I found about peanut finishes. Okay. By the way, wouldn't it be so funny if someone wrote in like a penis? It was like, hey, pretend like your penis is being swallowed, if you know what I mean. But they had a typo and wrote in peanut because they were narrating through Siri. Show me your peanut. They still had to pay. It was delivered. like damn it i just think the idea of jason like on a bed like ball like balled up like a peanut

1:18:17Ronnie Karam: is so funny like oh yeah just doing it so seriously and being like well look at kim kardashian you know so that's what you got to do to really get your place in calabasas was he a peanut being swallowed so that's the final things what did we all learn venus is so glad he can have friendships with guys now. And Angelica, you know, now she has like a female, she wants a female centric group that's not afraid to embarrass some of these guys because men can be trifling to women, Andy, and we need to come together. Okay?

1:18:52Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And basically Audrey is like, and if the social media can stop from here on out, we can start with that as a good loyalty task that we can go from there. All right. and jason hopefully by this point you finally learned the menu tell me something else from the goat cheese balls and he's like uh yeah something else on the menu uh he goes uh exactly you finally read the menu yeah precisely um so then andy's like sorry someone tried to call me on my laptop just like went oh i hate that you know because like now they like the phone like they automatically send it to the laptop, even with doing it to serve.

1:19:32Ben Mandelker: And I'm like, who is calling me during, like, I was more like, I was like, I hope I did not accidentally answer this phone call that I can't hear while they're hearing me talking about peanut fetish porn. Peanut swallowing. Hi, this is your bank calling. Do you ever watch peanut fetish porn?

1:19:48Ronnie Karam: So now they're talking, you know, Marcus secretly ships Shane and Natalie. and then um natalie says maybe but you know if if he wants it then he can be vulnerable and then lisa gives a monologue she's like well i would hope to see growth i think being on a reality show is like looking in a very large mirror and i have to say god damn it i'm gorgeous

1:20:20Ben Mandelker: well everyone we're gonna make one final toast here's a non-alcoholic mojito for for shane and look let's toast and then it ends with that guy who like basically photobombed them uh at the belmont they have him lurking in the back of the set and everyone's like oh my god that's like hilarious do you know you look just like the guy from that from when you like from

1:20:41Ronnie Karam: the baumont that's like crazy jason's like that's the old guy that's the old guy tell me about your

1:20:46Ben Mandelker: thong bro and that brings an end to the vanderpump rules reboot i thought they did a swell job with it it was very fun yeah good casting good vibes and i hope people uh who were maybe resistant

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