#3262 The 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART ONE

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1:28The Glamorous Fonda Theater Here in Los Angeles, California, it's the 2026 Golden Krabby Awards. Celebrating the best and worst in Bravo. Tonight, guests from stage, screen, television, OnlyFans, and the largest network on the planet, the Internet. Please welcome your hosts, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Carroll.

2:30James Shaw's back out on the streets, but I look fucking fabulous Karen's out, but Wendy's down, but I look fucking fabulous Craig is back on alcohol, but I look fucking fabulous I'm not mad, I'm just fucking fabulous The harder they fail, the harder we laugh and talk shit on Reddit The louder they wail, the more we obsess and lose all our heads It seems to be fine Then Bad Bunny sings and they go on TikTok If you know, you know Someone looked at Gretchen's likes But I look fucking fabulous New Jersey is still on ice But I look fucking fabulous Amanda told Kyle, take a hike But I look fucking fabulous I'm not mad, I'm just I'm just fucking fabulous Call me Lisa Barlow Case dismissed, you got dick sucker Try to dip my light though Still I rise, mother trucker Oh, how I'm bored Why don't you fix your wrinkly knees, you old whore You just have to sing Even when your benzos make you sing Disgusting They say silence is safe But when they stop bickering I can hardly feel the pain Someone look at Gwetch'd Slykes But I feel fucking fabulous New Jersey is still on ice But I feel fucking fabulous Man that told Kyle Take a hike But I look fucking fabulous I'm not mad at this I'm just fucking fabulous

4:18You look fucking fabulous.

4:24Welcome to the 2026 Golden Grappier Awards. I'm Ronnie. I'm Ben. Vic. There's Jake. This is Poodle. An audience. You look fucking fabulous

5:10But we also have the return of our favorite house band of all time. It's the Crappers. Please welcome to the stage Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasi. Walter and Katie! Oh my god. I die. I die.

5:32Literally bananas. Looking gorgeous. Oh, I guess we should hit record. I can't.

5:43One thing you might not know is that Walter is being or has just been inducted into the Songwriting Hall of Fame.

5:56With Taylor Swift. It's like the same ceremony. So fucking hot, Walter. Yeah. Just remember that you started at the Crappy Awards, Walter. I like this. I like we're sort of roaming around. Yes. Free roaming podcast hosts. It's so hot. Please turn on the air conditioning. Yes. I quit doing cocaine so I could start being cooler indoors. You guys, we have a tremendous, tremendous show for you. Look, by the way, don't you love, talk about looking fabulous. Ronnie's blazer. We got this when we were doing our Amazon Live. And this was, we put up to a vote. and this one did very well. This looks amazing, Ronnie.

6:41You really do look fabulous. Thank you. You do as well, Ramona Blue. Thank you. Alright, so we love to start these out with a toast and we've got to get someone really special every time we start the show off because it's good luck. Yeah, I would even say for this year we decided to get someone who was maybe larger than life. You know, Ben said, I like it like this and I said, bitch, I like it like that. Please welcome to the stage from the Backstreet Boys, Mr. A.J. McLean!

7:20And also here to serve us some bubbly Are Chris and Jason from Vanderpump Rules

7:35Chris and Jason will be escorting our guests on and off the stage all evening. Thank you guys for being here. We will see you all night. AJ, come on. Come take a seat. Come take a seat at the auspicious desk of Crappens.

7:55Feel free to take a mic. Thank you. I look fucking fabulous, by the way. You do. I know, I'm kidding. How does this place compare to The Sphere?

8:10in many ways i like this better because everyone is closer i can see your face i could see you sweating really really bad right now yes turn the ac on please bad choice to wear leather tonight i don't know what the fuck i was thinking i'm in a polyester blazer thank you make it look good thank you no this is look thank you so much for having me this is phenomenal. If you haven't been out to Vegas, come on out. We've got shows back this summer. When are you guys starting up again? July? We start up again July 16th. We're going all the way through the end of August. You have to come back. That guy's amazing.

8:51They have them flying up on this thing. It's in the sphere. You want to throw up when you're in there. No offense. It is a little intimidating. You guys are just holding on for dear life over there. Well, yeah, Brian's terrified of heights, so he kind of has an oh shit handle. The rest of us are just strapped in. I was wondering what that handle was. Yeah, that's what that is. That's funny. So has anyone gone and seen the Methosphere? It was like, I did feel like in some ways it was kind of like a life-changing experience. I think there's like a part in the beginning where what I thought was the wall and the floor just went away, and it was all just a projection.

9:29I had a rocket ship took off, and my seat started to vibrate. And unfortunately, we don't have that for you guys tonight. But that really was, that's like, it was an amazing audio visual experience. It really is. I mean, we had this whole plan about potentially doing an actual tour and bringing back the Millennium tour. But then this opportunity kind of fell in our lap. And this is the most state-of-the-art venue to do the most futuristic show. And Millennium, we thought, was the most futuristic album. So it worked out. So, yeah. It's awesome. Have any Bravo liberties visited you? Sheena from Vanderpump has come probably about 15 times now.

10:10I don't know how many more times she can possibly come, but she's always welcome back. Always welcome back. The show doesn't change, y 'all. I'm starting to wonder what's really going on. I just love the Backstreet Boys. Multiple times. Heather Dubrow also, I think, went and saw you guys. Right? Heather Dubrow. It's an amazing show, you guys have to see it So, shall we do Our little opening toast You've actually created I actually wrote something down So, yes Alright Now, when Ben and Ronnie invited me I thought, watch what crappens was about Bathroom habits But I realize now It's basically the boy band of reality TV I mean, you saw the opening number Honestly, just throw in some choreography You guys are good, and just wear all white Same thing.

11:00Same thing. So I might be new to Bravo, which I'm not. But I know a great fan base when I see one. And I do. So tonight, let's raise a glass to all the Geraldines for the loyalty, the laughter, and the fabulous fucking chaos. And to Ben and Ronnie, thank you so much for letting me crash the party. now let's kick off the crappies bravo style with drama laughs and somebody yelling please mention it all cheers cheers to the crappies cheers cheers thank you for coming cheers everyone we need to get you guys which ones Cheers Cheers Love you guys Thank you so much Enjoy the show AJ McLean everyone

12:10I thought this was my microphone

12:16Oh my god, that was pretty good. I die. Let's get better every year. He's also the best singer there. I'm not even saying that because he's still here and he can kick my ass. We were like, who's singing and who's not singing? He's singing. And he's singing well. So good for you. Alright. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. So.

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14:53Hi everyone, I wore my ugly leather skirt for all of you guys

15:04Here? Yeah. Welcome, Crystal. You guys are a good-looking bunch. Thank you for having me. It's my first time here. Yes, it is, ma 'am. So how's it been? It's been amazing. I'm so happy to be here. This is insane. We connected because I love listening to you guys during Beverly Hills, and you guys made me laugh and reminded me that it was all fucking insane. So love it. Yeah, you used to DM us sometimes, and I would say, please don't listen to this show. We're trashing you on this show. Don't listen to this show. I'm not going to be nicer tomorrow. No, you weren't, but I loved it. And you would write us back and be like, I know I'm not supposed to be listening, but...

15:48That was a good one on Kyle. I was like, get her. I know. Go get her. No, she never said that. Yeah. How's life been after The Real Housewives? Do you feel, like, liberated now? I do. That's why I'm smiling, and I'm here. That's all you need to get out of Housewives. Yeah, fuck those 14 friends, by the way, also, right? Yes. They're all fucking assholes, so we don't talk to them. That's right. You guys are my friends. Yeah. The new friends. I wanted to talk about your podcast, Humble Brag. Yes. How are you liking that? Are you finding that you're getting in trouble for talking shit about other people now?

16:27Like, is that coming? Are people getting mad at you now? Let me tell you. I was a little bit worried, but I never get in trouble because I'm always telling the truth. So no one ever calls me. Oh, they can't come for you for like slander or whatever. I'm sure they're like dying a little inside because I give it a lot of tea, but I'm always honest. So if they did it, I'm going to say it. And is Cynthia honest too, or does Cynthia just talk mad shit on people? What does she do? Cynthia calls me always, like she calls me every day to like literally trash everybody. But on the pod, she's a little bit nicer.

16:57See, that makes me so mad because Cynthia's like the nice one. And to know that she is like shady AF, like behind the scenes. Like you have to like get that side out of her. We need some shady Cynthia. Yeah, we need shady Cynthia. You should do what that girl did on Real Housewives of Potomac and just start recording people. Right. That's what she need to do. That's her new season. Yeah, just like Jazzy. All right. So let's go over some of these best supporting characters. Okay. Go ahead and start reading. Brittany Bateman from Salt Lake.

17:27That's a mix. That's a mix. That is a mix. Have you ever wanted to see her face really big behind you? Where's the unicorn? Is that a ship of unicorn? You guys, this is the biggest, this is probably the biggest we'll ever see Brittany's face in our lives. You didn't make one of those for us, did you? I don't want to look, I don't want to see my face that big. No, no, no, no, you're safe. You're safe. Bronwyn's Sunday Cherry from Salt Lake. It's the first time a cherry has been nominated for something. Okay, my girl, Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills.

18:11You guys, she is as awesome as you can imagine. She is. She's amazing. Kiki Barth. Miami. The best. Muzzy's eyebrows also

18:31And finally Norma from below deck Alright so who does your vote go for? For me it's my girl Jennifer What about you Ronnie? Out of these I think everybody is doing a great job I think that Bronwyn's Sunday cherry really caused the most shit this season. It did. It was the messiest. I mean, it caused a divorce. Yeah. So I'm going to give it to the cherry. Yeah, I'm going to also give it to Jennifer Tilly just because I've been a fan for so many decades at this point. So Jennifer Tilly for me. When Jennifer Tilly ruins marriages, she will get my vote. All right, Crystal. You get to open it and reveal first award of the night.

19:22Jennifer Dillon! Yay! I would like to thank everybody for having me here. Andy Cohen, thank you for putting on a good show. Thank you so much. Thank you, guys. Thank you. And you have to give this to Jennifer. Jennifer. Please deliver the crappy to Jennifer. I accept this on Jennifer's behalf. Thank you to Crystal.

19:58I kind of just grabbed Crystal's boob on the way out. That was not intentional. This is being streamed. Ew. Awkward. All right. Our next guest, you may see her as the host of Entertainment Tonight. Please welcome our wonderful friend. Don't you hate when people do that? My dear friend. My dear friend. Nichelle Turner. Nichelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight. Here she is.

20:36Damn, I didn't get the crystal applause. Give it up for Nichelle Turner, everyone. Come on. Yes, call it out. What the hell? Okay. Okay. Is that that show with Mario Lopez? Hi, everybody. How y 'all doing? Michelle, love having you here as always. I know y 'all didn't invite me back for a few years. I thought y 'all were married. We were in New York. Oh, that's right. You were in New York. Well, I'm back, baby. Now you can't get rid of me. Michelle, you are so in. What people don't know is that we were both in New Orleans back in October. It was over Thanksgiving. Yeah, it was something, somewhere back in the fall.

21:17And so we met up and got a drink. And then you were like, hey, I'll drive you to the restaurant. And we got stuck in a parade. We did. For an hour to go like three quarters of a mile. So we really bonded in that New Orleans parade. And I will tell you this, Nichelle knows her Bravo. My favorite thing. I am a Bravo-holic. I'll take any of you all on with my Bravo knowledge. Seriously, I love every single thing. I even watched that terrible, like, Real Housewives of D.C. before Potomac. Oh, we loved that one. Oh, honey. I loved that. All up in it. I loved it. The Salahis and Kat. Yes. Jumping the fence of the White House to get into that party.

21:56They're so good. That was a good one. That was back in the day where we didn't know what we had. You know, I used to do local news here in Los Angeles when I first came here at Fox 11, right? One of my first things that I did was go do stand-ups and live shots outside of the gates of Cotto de Casa right when Real Housewives of Orange County was premiering. I was standing outside talking about this new show that was going to document the lives of these women in Orange County. And now, what, 18, 20 years later, we're still talking about those broads. Right? Yeah. But yeah, that DC show, I remember when that was on, they were like, oh guys, this DC show's only getting like 37 million viewers a week.

22:38We've got to cancel it. Let's cancel that. We're like, five people watched. We won! Put it on Peacock! I think that Real Housewives of DC is a great way to segue into our next topic, which is most cringe. Oh yeah. Most cringe. All right, let's get to it. Here you go. Oh, boy. All right. So in the category of most cringe, we have Angel's Cast Trip to Colorado from Real Housewives of Potomac. You're going to get to know her. You really are. You're going to get to know her, guys. Yeah. You're going to get to know her, and you'll understand. She's great. We've got Carl and Lil from Summer House. Yikes.

23:23Yikes. No, it's probably Lil. Lil. Really into her. Oh, boy. Jesse Solomon's Toad joins Emerald's Threesome from Summer House. That was pretty bad. That wasn't even a hot toe. That's beyond cringe. Lexi Wood and her family from Summer House. Just her family. Oh, this was cringe personified. Seth Marks on Next Gen NYC. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but yeah, then Shep texts Sienna about her pretty little freckled lips on Southern Charm. All right, so what would your winner be? Well, because it's top of mind, my first mind would say Angel's cast trip to Colorado because it was so bad and so cringe. But if I'm being honest, seeing Shep get his comeuppance and really be so cringy about this girl who paid him dust was so good.

24:29So I kind of leaning towards the pretty little freckled lips. And he read it out loud. He read it out loud. He read it out loud like it was cute. They just showed a clip of that season recently. They're like, oh, remember when Shep was being a good person? and it was him being like, don't you want to watch me change into my vacation clothes? And she's like, I'm just a little boy. Well, I'm going to back you on that. I think Shep is like, that was the shark tooth necklace and everything. That was one of the most cringy things that's ever happened on Bravo. It's so good. It was deliciously cringy.

25:07Okay, I'll go with you guys on that. All right, Michelle. Okay, so we all say Shep. We all say Shep. But I'm not mad at Angel. And the winner is... I just want Angel to win something, though, you know? Shep texts Sienna about her pretty little freckled lips from Southern Charm. Well, congratulations, Shep. You did it again, buddy. Yes, indeed. You did it again. Michelle, thank you so much for coming back. We appreciate you. Thank you, everybody. Have a good time tonight.

25:40What a lovely lady. Alright, coming up next, we have got... Oh, well, you know, we have a lot of awards that we give out. But, you know, like any major award show, we just can't fit them all in. So in a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out. Most mood-enhancing amenity, Jody's AC. Outstanding Culinary Feat Randy the Butler for Baking a Phone Most Romantic Item in CVS Aisle 3 Kierna's Picture Frame from Real Housewives of Potomac Best Exterior that was Never Really Entered Jax's Rehab On the Valley best best repurposing of a chucky cheese jack's's rehab on the valley best code name for i'm going out to do coke honey i'm going to jack's rehab thank you thank you congratulations to the winners congratulations killing it all right Well, it's time to address the first nominee for Best Bravo Show of the Year.

27:09Yeah. So let's watch a clip from that. We're going to have a scene. Now for the first nominee for Best Show of the Year, Summer House.

27:26Everyone, welcome to my freedom dinner. out of freedom except for amanda because she should have my babies right now i'm already raising a baby kyle oh we have a baby the baby is you kyle fine go ahead and start your stupid bikini business we all have dreams my dream is being a wash-up gooner in a midlife Grace is getting shit-faced on college campuses and hitting on 21-year-olds. So you're saying you want to be a DJ, Kyle? I'm going to be a DJ. Hello, and this is my freedom dinner. Oh, my God, I'm free. I'm new here. I'm Lexi, and I'm an influencer, and I'm in love. Whoa, Lexi. I know we just met, but my name is Jesse, and I kind of love you.

28:20I kind of love you. No, I'm not in love with you. I'm in love with my mom and my sister. They're under the table and we're all in love with lip liner. I'm down with the mom and sister. Ew, Jesse, your toe is in a threesome, though. When are you going to forgive my toe? Um, for reenum dinner. Hello, I have an announcement. I wanted to make it for my bed, but since we are having dinner, it's taken me three years to realize what America knew in five minutes. Craig Conover is a loser Hear, hear West is the loser He told the New York Times he's not into me anymore But I'm just a boy with broccoli hair And a Barstool Sports subscription

29:11Freedom dinner I want a toast, Carl Thank you for breaking up with me So I can achieve my dreams of getting impregnated By a hot person who isn't trying to open a brick and mortar business? Uh, it's called a soft bar, Lindsay. It's called a 7-Eleven, Carl, and it already exists. OMG, you guys. Time for the gender reveal. I'm giving birth to a taco contract. Congratulations, Lindsay. Summerhouse. Summerhouse.

29:47Alrighty. Wow, I felt like I was in the Hamptons Guys, Pulitzer winning Okay You know what? This is also one of our favorite categories You know what? I think we love these categories Because we make them But this is also a really good one You guys, also can I say thank you to the air conditioning Thank you guys, seriously And also, shout out to James Who's running the slideshow over here Thanks, James The magical fingers of James. Oh. Okay, this next one is a category for the worst. No, no, no. It's the most promising professional journey.

30:35It's amazing. And here to present it... Oh. I am the worst. For those of you who didn't know, I suck at this. We've been doing this 14 years I still don't know what the fuck is going on This is Watch What Crappens It's not the Oscars It is written down on a paper This is why we work together Okay, let's please welcome to the stage The gorgeous, the talented Entertainment talking head Kelty Night I was just going with Kelty Kelty Kelty Night Hold on to that baby I love you Kelty has hot tea for us She comes out weaponizing her phone She's like I got some shit Everyone thinks it's about you But it's actually about me Oh my god Kelty Okay no it's your show But if you want the tea I have it Tell us the tea about you So as you know never a star Always a star's friend I have been at many filming of Broadway or Bravo shows you know like a friend Kristen Dowdy has a party and she's like do you want to come and then when you get there you're like oh a signing release taking a headshot I guess I'm here to film but I never worry about what I say no no because why they don't mic me if they don't put a mic on you you're not important that's right but just this morning on my way to the golden crappies I received the text message of my life Kelty, my name is Jean and I'm a clearance producer for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

32:17Oh, that's a good one. We're putting together the Beverly Hills episode that features Rachel Zoe's birthday party at her house that you attended and signed a release for. Our editors would like to include a very cute moment, very LA, where our cast member, Dorit Kemsley, like I didn't know she was a cast member. I'm like, who? Tells you that you look great and you respond, I just had a facelift. If you don't want to include the moment, if you're not okay with it, that's fine. But could you let us know? Otherwise, the scene is focused on her birthday party in the cast drama. You are not prominently featured.

32:59It's just a short vignette of people interacting. It's not essential. But if you're comfortable with it, let us know. Yes. You did it. Do it. Do it. There's Rachel Zoe right there. I die. Congratulations. That is a dream. I agreed. So you'll see me soon. Don't forget to at Andy. That is so you. I love that. It's so me. And let's face it. We've been at those parties with you, and they could have caught a lot worse coming out of your mind. A hundred percent. I'm always talking shit somewhere. That's so exciting. They get to have a line on one of the Real Housewives. That's my dream. IMDB added. Like what?

33:42Yes. Love it. That's it. Okay. Oh, well, you have a book out also. You should tell everyone. I have a new book. It's called The Fuck Them Theory. It's available at fthembook.com. Thank you. Yes, Kelty. There we go, Kelty. All right. So your category is the most promising professional journey. Oh, these are so good. Okay. Number one, Club Club, Next Gen NYC. Guys, it's a brutalist bowling alley. if you don't have the vision, I can't help you. Eyebrows and OnlyFans. Vanderpump Rules. There they are, down there. Yes. There they are. Heather Dubrow goes into comedy. Orange County. This is the most important slide of the night.

34:31I just want you to know.

34:35Kelly's Waffles. Kelly's Waffles. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. They didn't like those waffles. Guess that's not going to win. That answer's like, fuck waffles. Sir Wiener, Southern Hospitality. Honestly, I'm not mad. And finally, Soft Bar, Summer House.

35:00Yeah. What do you think, Kelty? What do you think is the most promising professional journey? Listen, I want to say soft bar because I just don't get it. But I'm going to vote for Heather Dubrow because I'm scared that if I don't vote for her, she'll get mad at me. Because it's all about Heather. If you ever don't vote for me in the crappies, it will cost you a lot. She will do that to you. She will. She would cancel you. And honestly, she throws great parties in at her parties. She gives you a little gift. You know? Oh, yeah. And one time it was like a Chanel necklace. I was like, damn, okay.

35:38I am desperate to get onto Heather Dubrow's invite list. I'm sorry. I just want to go to one of her parties. And I want to see her do her comedy. But, you know, we'll see how that turns out. Just keep putting it out there. Just put it out there every year. One of these years it'll happen, babe. Ronnie, who are you going to go for? I am going to go, well, you know that I think the most promising business on here is the eyebrow twins on the Holy Grail. I will second that. But you all know, I'm also saying that all the time on the show. It's not just because they're here. I mean, what a promising business.

36:11You know, you look at Carl and you're like, wow, you're serving sodas at a coffee shop. Like, who cares? Yeah. These men are serving ass. And they have the product. So I say... They're serving everything. Yeah. All right. Kelty? Oh, the most promising professional journey besides mine for one line on Housewives of Beverly Hills. That was an amazing text. I just want to read it. is, oh, wow, softball. What's wrong with you? Softball. Well, I think that since Carl is not here to accept the award, I think that we should give it to our wonderful escorts of the night, to Chris and Jason. Kelty, thank you so much for joining us tonight.

36:57Thank you. That's Kelty.

37:10No, it's not a video. It's just a quick one. Oh, okay. All right.

37:19Thank you, Kelty. All right. Next one. This was a huge category, and there were a ton of votes, and this one was extremely close. So it's a real nail-biter. Real nail-biter. This is the worst. The worst. It's a lot of competition in 2020. The worst. Okay. The first nominee is war. War. Pretty bad. War is bad. Yeah. Next up, we have the economy. Rough. Ew. And lastly, we have Jill Zarin. Yes. Formerly of the Golden Life. What's your pick?

38:18They're all pretty bad. Yeah. Groceries are really expensive. But Jill Zarin's Jill Zarin. I mean, you got to go with Jill. And also, you know what? War is like so over. We've been talking about war literally since I was a baby, and I'm tired of it. The economy, tired of it. Jill's only had a couple of decades for me to hate her. So I say she's the freshest of the munch. Okay, okay. All right. The winner of the worst is... You want to do this one together? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Congratulations. Jill Zarin. You did it. The worst. All right. Commercials, here comes one right now.

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40:11In a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out. the who's afraid of Virginia Wolf award for most intense relationship fight Earl refusing to eat vegetables on Love Hotel ooh best possible best possible cousins fucking each other on OnlyFans storyline are guys it was overblown It was overblown. The best party only thrown to take digs at your ex-boyfriend, Alexia's narcissism party on Real Houses of Miami. Most divisive carb, pancakes, Love Island. And most realistic scene created to gang up and banish a castmate you don't like, the lie detector party at Real Housewives of Orange County.

41:16Thank you. Congratulations to all the winners.

41:24Good job. Thank you. I love you. I love you.

41:38It's the time where everyone yells at us. All right, hey there, poodle. All right.

41:51Yeah, yeah, yeah

42:02Baby, who the hell needs a husband? What has taken me so long to find me? Oh, baby All I need is a lover Getting down with another

42:26Tell him if you see him, baby If you see him, tell him He should holla

42:35I liked him, so we married He was really big and hairy And he had a lot of money And I liked that He's grumpy and he's grumpy Those face-up, probably grumpy And he's horrible on camera Can we like that? Swallow moves on the plane for everyone to see. He got a fupa boner on his iPad. It was going to be a funded and he sold the cherry off my sundae. Now I'm mad. Oh my God. We promised each other when my cases were sealed. We'd love until death do us part. And then I cried now that he's been making out with my friend's friend. And when they kiss, he falls. Oh, baby. Who the hell is my husband? Why would it take me so long To find me Oh baby All I need is a lover To get down with another Tell him if you see him baby If you see him tell him He should holler When I'm a show for romance Even though I'm not a ho Can have a worry saying Don't make me a stubborn goat Met a manly girl He was pacey as a pearl Had the manners of a squirrel But he drove a boat Lost his shit through a fit Called me a selfish wit When a hurricane almost hit his house And he was scarred I could have been there Hugging margaritas I was talking Because I danced to mariachi music on the bar He could have been the one I liked his buns He was boring but affable But he rejected me But he rejected me He doesn't eat vegetables Oh baby Who needs a husband Why's it taking me so long To find me Oh baby All I need is a lover To get down with another Tell him if you see him, baby If you see him, baby He should holla He looks like boards And those boy shorts We appropriated cultures globally Cheesy like Formatio Smell he too bellagio He loved it when I called him boobily Smells a lot like a gherkin Bought me lots of birkins Back then life was bucolic Then prediabetes Even means boring pleading Please do not go full blown alcoholic Healed more taxes and I own accents.

44:40And now I'm a mother single while he's flying round, being chased around and canoodling with Pringles. Oh, baby. Who the hell needs a husband? Why's it taking me so long to find me? Oh, baby. All I need is a lover. Yeah.

45:16Maybe

45:39Who the hell? Who the hell? Who the hell? Who the hell? Who the hell? Need your heart break?

46:15Thank you. The amazing Ronnie Karab, everyone. On the keytar. Wow, thank you so much. Guys, this next category is one that we usually do because it's our favorite thing to do, which is make stupid voices and play these characters. but we got better guests, frankly, than us. So we're going to go ahead and pass the torch this year. Who are the better guests, Ben? Please welcome on screen our parents.

46:53But still I rise. Stacey Rush, Real Housewives of Potomac. Gow dick-suckle. Lisa Barlow, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I do franchise, you do french fries. Angie Katsanavis, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, my best, my friend's very close friend made out with Todd, and he farted, and it was a total mood killer. You're supposed to say the name of the lady? God, would you pay attention? What? He didn't say the name of the woman. Jesus, you're supposed to read that. Lisa Barlow, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I'm a lawyer and a storyteller. Greg Conover, Southern Charm. Mama, mamacita.

47:50Nick Vastonbergi, Love Island, USA. How do you pronounce that? My show, not yours. It wasn't for the past 30 days. Zach Wickham, the valley. Okay. She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician. That's when you told me everything. You were with a Haitian mortician? You used to take him to the motel, pay for the motel, bring champagne, and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift? You forgot about that little bitch, bitch. Adriana DeMura, Real Housewives of Miami. That's it.

48:46How funny. I love it. So good. So the winner of best quote.

48:55Should we read this together? Okay. Okay. She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician. That's when you told me everything. You were with a Haitian mortician. You used to take him to the motel, pay for the motel, bring the champagne, and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift. You forgot about that, bitch. Adriana DeMora, Real Housewives of Miami. That was a good one. I'm so happy for Adriana. I know she's at home right now in her nightgown like, yes, finally. Finally. Oh, look. Oh, my God. Is that Amanda Francis? It's like we just manifested you here. I manifested this. It's Amanda Francis.

49:49Oh, my God. I was manifesting a moment downstairs. It was a moment. Guys, don't call me a manifester in my own home. Okay, this is a real treat what's about to happen now. We've never had so many guests up all at once. And I don't even know what to say. The category is Best Newbie. And please welcome a whole bunch of people from Vanderpump Rules.

50:40I'm going to turn them on.

50:47All right, here's one for your end. So when you want to talk, this is a literal talking stick. So just share. Who wants to use this? I'll give you mine, too. You guys, congratulations. Yes, congrats, you guys. Shane, you started off. What's good? How's it going, everybody? I feel like first and foremost, we need to hear the Shane Davis laugh.

51:20You guys, congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations on your freshman season on Vanderpump Rules. Have you guys been enjoying the ride? Feel free to move the microphones down the line as need be. How about you, Natalie? Have you enjoyed your first ride? Oh, my God. It's been incredible. I'm so grateful. Thank you, guys. Oh, sorry. This mic. No, it's been incredible. Thank you guys so much. I feel the love. Thank you Can you can you do like three notes of passenger? Can you do the part where you go like this?

52:05It's gonna haunt me for life good That's okay. We'll do it like we're actual entertainment reporters. So, how about you? So, Chris, how has the OnlyFans been going with your cousin? It's been pretty good, y 'all. I hope you subscribed. I appreciate the love, though. Thank you so much. Next Ariana Grande right here, by the way. Just you wait. Make sure you subscribe to their OnlyFans. By the way, I think it's free, right? It's free. Oh, I already subscribed. So what are you waiting for? It costs you nothing. It's free to walk in the door, but then if you point at anything, it's like, that'll be$50.

52:49I'm like, excuse me, sir. Jason, what do you got to say? Thank you, guys. Thank you for subscribing. Thanks for being here, honestly. You guys are cool as hell. This is awesome. Yeah, but do... Venus, say something. They want to hear you, man. Yes, Beanie. Bust it over to me. Bust it over to me. Bust it over to me. That was actually good.

53:21Anyways, thank you guys for supporting our season. We'll never be the OGs, but I feel like we're in a lane of our own, and we're killing it. At least I am. Thank you guys so much for supporting us. It's so awesome that you guys are out here. Thanks for giving us a chance. All we're doing is just living our lives right now, just going along with the flow. My man Shane Davis is going to win that award tonight, best newbie. Thank you guys so much. We really appreciate you guys. Thank you, guys. Kim, are you and Marcus together at the moment? We are, yes. I'm just over here for safety because he has the strength.

53:57Here we go. Hey, guys, look what I got Kimberly for her birthday. Well, she got Marcus, got Kimberly a bracelet. Okay, let's do the nominees, and we'll just pass these down. I think that's actually just enough. Come on, Shane Davis. All right, for Best Newbie, we have all the next-gen NYC kids.

54:26All right. Angela Oakley, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

54:36Mickles Pena, Southern Hospitality. Did I butcher that? Michael Spena. Sorry, I'm just a boy. Rachel Zoe, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Queen. We got Shane Davis of Vanderpump. rules. Let's go, baby! Woo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Here, do this one. And then we got Wittner Slagsvall from Southern Charm. Let's go! Nailed it. Yeah, I nailed it. Alright. Alright, who wants to... I'll open it and then we'll all read it at the same time, alright? It's very exciting.

55:27One, two, three Rachel's up Rachel's up Rachel's up I'm sorry Shane I'm sorry But since she wasn't here to accept it Will you take the crappy on Yes Shane take that crappy baby That's for you Shane You know we love you baby Yeah buddy The Costa Vanderpump Rules Ladies and gentlemen Thank you for the movies from Vanipup Rules. Love you guys. Thank you, everyone. Thank you guys so much for coming out. Thank you, guys.

56:02Thank you. That was a good song. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for being here. You guys are so excited. Thank you. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you're staying. Yeah, yeah, you're staying. We fucking love you guys.

56:16All righty. Wow. That was amazing. I remember when Vanderpump Rules first came out like 12 years ago, how much we hated that show. Do you remember? Oh, yeah. I was like, fuck this show. They're killing the network. What are they trying to do to my housewives shows? I refuse. I refuse. Like six months later, I was like, oh my God, I love this show. Oh my God. And then when they recast it, I was like, fuck them. What are they doing to my show? Six months later. But now we're just older and I want to take care of all of them. I mean, I wouldn't be a very good parent because I'm like, why aren't you wearing your OnlyFans QR code?

56:57You should wear it. Okay. All right. So it is now time to go on to a very important category. This is the category of most slanderous. And here to present is the next evolution from Vanderpump Rules from the Valley. Zach and Jasmine.

57:28Thank you. Thank you. We don't want to stand in the crowd. Thank you. Thank you. I love it. Thank you. Hey, y 'all. Okay, this on yes. Yes. All right, you guys. Oh, God. Okay. She said, don't be weird before we come up here. And, you know. Yeah. So, Zach, we met you, obviously, and love you. This is our first time meeting you, madam. Yes, in person. I know. It's so great to meet you. Should we start with you doing the Jasmine voice? Oh, yes. Do it for me, please. I don't have a Jasmine voice. I don't even know what you're talking about. I love the Britney voice, though. That one's my favorite.

58:18What do you want from me right now? I'm not going to argue with you about this ten times. Can I just say we just filmed the after show and that's exactly what she did. Shut up. Really? So how'd the second season go? It's a lot of, are you done shooting? Yeah. The third season. Finished, wrapped. Third season, third season. We're doing like interviews. Was the second season that bad that he forgot? Second season was tremendous. It all blends after a certain time. It really does. It's like a, what? It's happening in life. It's just one season closer to death when you're me. All right? But season three.

58:48Okay, so how is season three going? Your first Jack's List season. I think it was Jack's List season. Actually, I think this is the best one. I love this season so much. I'm like so happy about it. Okay, so is there somebody or like maybe two people that you want to see more of in season three? Jasmine and Zach. It's so good. I think it's so good. Yeah, that trailer was kind of ass. Only because we know what's going on. So I think I'm just watching it from a lens like, what? That's what you've given them? I was actually I noticed that Zach I felt like you were brutally underrepresented in the trailer both of you were yes especially since Zach had a tremendous moment last season the fuck you where he stood up to Jax Taylor whatever fine I'll take that no justice there was some Zach Erasure happening in the trailer well we're so glad that you were both here and we know you almost weren't going to be able to make it here so we're so glad you were able to get here you know So you had a party at BravoCon, like a dinner with you guys.

59:50And a friend of mine, I guess, went and left her gift bag in my room. And I just wanted to say thank you so much for the edge cream. You're welcome. It was great. A lot of good stuff in there, right? The edge glue. The edge glue. You get the wax. I got so many great black products. I love it. I whipped you the whole bag. Support. I love it. Yes. I was trying it all. All right. So is it time? Before we announce the category, I do want to say I ordered a special suit for this event. Really? I did. You did. And it came in the mail. It was cute, but... So, I wanted to start with this because it said, fuck ice.

1:00:31Yes. Which one is really cute. But the problem... Yes, Zach, yes, I support that. Yeah!

1:00:47The reason my suit currently does not reflect that is because it said fuck on the front and ice on the back, so I looked like an agent.

1:00:59You were a sinner on the front and an agent on the back. I'm telling Timu you got to give me the$4.99 back. So now we can go with the category. Sorry, I just had to make sure we said fuck ice at least once during this show. Thank you. Both words on the back next time. Okay. All right. Here we go. Most slanderous. Yes. Okay, let's go. Former fatty photos reveal that Jen was a little heavier. Now, Jasmine, how do you feel about that? It was shady. It was... You know what? I'm not going to comment on it. I feel bad. Because nobody wants that. The millennials in this group. Can we just say, this is like a loose cami.

1:01:46Loose cami. The millennials remember cami. I feel bad. Well, that's why it's slandering. That's why it's so funny. It's like, oh no, this picture makes her look a little bit heavier. Everything's fair game when you're on reality TV. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard. I mean, you want us to talk about former fatty photos, get in line. I mean, this was nothing. I was like, how long have you been on that medication? Hand me some. I was like, dude looks great. Season one before the GLP won. Yes. no that's you oh okay all right aria oh sorry adriana accuses marisol of having dry wrinkly knees that was good but it's kind of sad because she did have surgery didn't she say she had surgery for it well it was she went to some kind of doctor she went to some kind of old surgery because you said i had wrinkly knees yeah see i don't know if it was surgery or knee fillers i don't know if you can get that but i saw her instagram she was like oh yeah i'm going to get something done.

1:02:39This is Dr. Knee. It's the Dr. Knee guy. She did it live on Instagram, so I don't know. I did do Aerosculpt with both Brittany and Kristen, and they told us about Jenny McCarthy getting fat injected into her hands. So you can get fat basically injected anywhere on your body. You immediately point it down at your wiener, and you can get it injected there as well. That is a possibility. Trust me, I ask. They can't. They can't? Zach's doing a lot with his balls this season. I will say that. Oh, no, you're next, too. Okay. Okay. Yeah, it's you, too. Okay. We decided who we wanted to talk about. Garcelle.

1:03:15Is it Garcelle? What is it? Garcelle. You know how I feel about her. But anyway. Garcelle accuses Angel of being a catfish. Giselle. Giselle. Giselle. Giselle. Is it Giselle? Jasmine gets everybody's name wrong. No. This is not. That would have been amazing, though, if Garcelle just showed up on Potomac. That's a whole other story. I literally told her to practice. She was so mean at BravoCon. I told her to practice. Giselle was mean at BravoCon. You were with me. Yeah, she was so rude to us. She was not cute. What did she say? We were like, hey, girl, it's nice to meet you. Can we take a picture?

1:03:48You know we were a fan. She looked us up and down and said, oh, okay. And she was walking this stiff to take the photo. I was like, damn. You remember that? We were pissed. It was just weird because I liked her. She's cute. Giselle's an asshole. Giselle accuses Angel of being a catfish. Yeah. Slander. So I wanted to do both of Lisa Barlow's. Okay, do it. Love Lisa. Because I met her at BravoCon and she loved me. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to give you some love too. So Lisa Barlow accuses Bronwyn of sucking gout affected, afflicted dick. Gout dick sucker. Nobody likes gout dick, bitch.

1:04:29That's how I would have said it. Love Lisa. I'm not gonna lie, Lisa is one of those people where I feel like she's very misunderstood because she is just She's so random Do I need to watch it more? I loved her at BravoCon I need to stop speaking Unless you're Ben or Blake, you just don't understand Lisa Barlow I think she was great She was nice to me at BravoCon, so I was like, let me do her category Okay, but Gautic is hilarious Yes, it is Don't be afraid to booze her or watch her craft She better win for this. Yeah, okay. What's next? Lisa Barlow claims Todd farts while making out with a friend.

1:05:11That's slanderous. That's a good one. See, people boo Lisa Barlow, but, like, where else are you going to get that? Yeah. That is classic. It's not coming from Kyle Richards. I love it. Okay. Cut astray, huh? Sorry, we went far too long. We apologize. No. It's okay. We love you guys. You guys are amazing. Okay. Are we going to open this? Yes. We're going to find out the winner of most slanderous. Here we go. Shorts. All right, the winner is... Ready? Lisa Barlow claims that Todd barts while he's making out with a friend. Congratulations to Lisa Barlow for being very slanderous. Jasmine is back.

1:05:59Thank you, Zag and Jasmine. So since she's not here I've been nominated the third most Can I just have one just in case I don't win? By the way, Zach has The third most number of nominations Tonight Very impressive Thank you to Zach and Jasmine We love you both Get off the mic and stop drinking Go to an AA meeting immediately Unlike Jax Thank you, Zach and Jasmine We love you guys Oh my god. Well. What's next? Okay. Okay. So we have another clip from one of our nominees for best show of the evening. Soul Gather Round for Next Gen NYC.

1:06:59This season on Next Gen NYC. My name is Ariana Bierman. I got sick of homelessness, the smell of pee, and getting robbed. So I left my mom and came to New York City. Welcome to New York. It's a city with personality. Let's go to a party so you can meet my friends. This is Ava. Oh my God, you're in a fashion I would never know it from looking at you. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm putting hearts on jogging pants Guys, this is Charlie He's into crypto And skateboarding and resenting my dad And like justice for Bluetooth speaker robbery I'll bang you if you want Gross! My boyfriend's a fried chicken billionaire Did I mention I've got Bluetooth speakers?

1:07:54Guys, this is Georgia She doesn't wash her hands. Shorms are a conspiracy. I'm a party planner. You ever heard of a bowling alley called Club Club? Well, you will. Shake on it. Ew, no. You already know, Riley. Oh, no. I lost my phone. Thank God I have three in my bag. Tell her my name. Tell her my name. This is Gia. Say it louder. This is Gia. Now, okay, now say New Jersey is the garden state. Hey, stop bossing him around. That one is too long. I can't repeat it. And I'm Chef, Brooks' dad. I just wanted you kids to know, does anybody here talk about pansexualism? I'm open for it. I'm really exploring myself lately.

1:08:47Duh, duh. Come on, I just want to be close to you like your mom is close to you. No, you're not iconic. Finally, I'm an independent woman in New York City. Start a new chapter. Be a famous fashion designer like whoever makes old Navy clothes. Ding dong, Ariana, your mom is here. Hi, honey, it's your mama Kim. Need your couch for a while. By the way, I peed in your hallway. I got a huge stour from a Chick-fil-A suite to you on the airport. Damn it. Next Gen New York City, everyone. Next Gen New York City. We wish you the best of luck. Next Gen NYC. Wow, tight race. Next Gen New York City actually got a very large number of votes.

1:09:32And by the way, thank you. We had, I think, about 20 ,000 people who voted this year. So thank you to everyone who voted. And now a new category. We're very excited about this one. And we can think of all. There's no one better to present it. for the inaugural Mother of the Year Award. Please welcome the host of Sexy Unique Podcast, Lauren Carey. Yes.

1:10:02Hello.

1:10:08I'm going to bring one down. I'm going to bring one down.

1:10:21Hello. Do you have a mic? Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi, Los Angeles. Oh, my God. How exciting to have a million Vanderpump Rules people here tonight, and you guys also. The most thrilling night of my life so far this year. was rolling up and seeing the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules in front of me. Seeing Shane and his baggy jeans. Seeing Shane Davis, IRL. Just trembling. All of them, IRL, are so hot. They are. They are really hot. They're really hot. Actually, I find that in general, Bravo, Leberties, no matter what the show, are somehow all super hot. Yeah. They're all crazy. Beyond hot. Hotter than you could ever imagine.

1:11:07My 12-step meeting is directly across the street from Sir. Oh. So. Of course you go to the West Hollywood. You're so, like, chic. I love that you go to that AA. But two weeks ago, I was walking in to go to my meeting, and I saw Venus just sitting on the curb outside of Sir, just, like, luxuriating and magic hour. And I went, Venus! And he was like, hi. And I was like, that's why I'm going to a meeting. Well, everyone should listen to your podcast. If you're not listening to Sexy Unique Podcast, also known as SUP, you're actually missing out on a lot. Well, you guys also cover way more than just Vanderpump Rules.

1:11:44You guys do all this amazing video content. So definitely in awe of you guys. And you guys go on tour and everything. You guys are always touring. So congratulations on the growth of your show. Thank you. Well, thank you. You guys are like killing it. It feels good to come up in the trenches. I feel like we all started around the same time. We did. I know. When we were the renegade, the first people to be doing it. Yeah, we met each other over a decade ago. That's crazy. Insanity. It really is. When we see each other at parties, we're like, let's talk about these kids and the music they're choosing.

1:12:17If you know, you know. Yeah, exactly. We love having you as colleagues. All right, so we want your opinions on these. Go ahead and start reading. This is Mother of the Year. Mother of the Year. Mother of the Year. Mama Joyce, retroactively for being right. Real Housewives of Atlanta.

1:12:38Muzzy. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And that sweatshirt I'd like to point out. How did you feel about Muzzy? Hereditary. I mean, I love her because she's horror. Pure horror. And a great mother. A great, amazing parent. The quintessential mother. it's hard to really come in after LD's season but she managed to do it she made LD look like an amazing mom I was like that's power it's not easy Patricia Southern Charm classic it's a classic Rachel Zoe for teaching her kid to moisturize at camp Real Housewives of Beverly Hills you know it's it's, you know, a mother's job is never done. And Rachel's also proved that when she taught her son that you always have to moisturize when you're at sleepaway camp.

1:13:37Yes. My mom taught me that. You can never start too young. No. Let's get men moisturizing really young, right? Yeah, let's get them started. Okay. We're also growing up in better times. Like when I was younger, my mom was like, here, here's some like olive oil. Put it all over your body. And then step out into the sun. It's like when you look at like yearbook photos from the 1950s and everyone looks like they're 47. I entered kindergarten. They were like, oh my god, I have a walker and a little old face. And the final nominee? Vida, the Valley, Persian style. Classic. She's another classic, Vida.

1:14:13An institution. She's really good, too. The red lip that has terrorized so many people. She's got a really strong lip combo happening. And I respect that. She's making that face right now. Wherever she is, she's making this face. It's so bold. Who are you? Who are you? Okay, so who would you guys pick? I mean, it's very obvious. It's a no-brainer for us. It's Muzzy. I would agree. I would say Muzzy. I think this was a big year for Muzz. I would say Muzzy. Very close. Honestly, Mama Joyce, it's hard to not give it to her retroactively, but I think Muzzy. Muzzy. just represents some like mothering and all its facets yes the dark side the darker side and what's incredibly important and something that we noticed throughout the season of roll sick is that not only muzzy but bronwen and bronwen's daughter had the same bob yes they were a bit lawrence welk sister that was a generational bob and like that only starts with a powerful mother.

1:15:21Yeah, it always does. It starts with one. You know how they say you are in the womb as a woman, you are, you were in the womb of like many grandmothers before you. Your bob was also in the womb of many grandmothers before you. It's transmitted through generations. The bob starts in the womb, everyone. A generational bob. Do the honors. And the winner of Mother of the Year beat up.

1:15:52Rachel Zoe for teaching Rachel Zoe to camp. Wow. Wow. I'm shaking. That is an upset. She just won Best Newbie. That's not even fair. I rescind the award. I rescind it. That's crazy. It's crazy. She's here. She's hanging upside down from the ceiling. She comes in and does some aerial moves. Yeah. Yeah, what if she does like a pink move and just trapezes She could come out in a captain and do like a Shen Yun dance Thank you so much for coming Thank you for having us Laura and Carrie from Such a New Podcast Thank you

1:16:43Laura and Carrie from Sup, everybody Wow, wow, wow, wow What a night So are you guys watching Traders? Did you watch Traders? oh my god it was so good i was so excited because you know we haven't done a show really since that uh ended and i'm so excited to get here and talk about it and talk about who won no spoilers no spoilers we will not spoil anything you better watch your goddamn mouth or i'll murder you babe i'll murder you Oh

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