#3290 Summer House S10E9 Part Two: Training Old Yeller

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1:48What happens when there's so much that happens? What happens? What happens? Who cares? What happens when there's so much that happens? Well, hello and welcome to What's What Crappens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So, um, Kyle's like, well, they really met. I know what the guys mean, but if they really met well, it also may be something to say something to Amanda and say like, Hey, while you're giving us all the attention, maybe we're flirting and we're playing games.

2:32Like maybe just maybe at one point in the last month, they could have been like, Hey, give your husband a little attention. My Kyle, you've been at absentee husband DJ. You've been gone for six months. You've been gone for six months. You have to earn the attention back. I'm not saying you don't like deserve attention. beer pong with 21 year olds shut up look everyone deserves love and attention from their spouse but you also have to earn it and you've squandered all your amanda capital and you've got to build it back it's up to you to put in the work for her to start opening up to you again she's hurt by you okay so sierra's like she's like telling um the girls so weird to be standing up for amanda today it really is even though you know it's like i still will stand up for her like i still want her to go i still want her to go find somebody and be happy just not west and not at sierra's expense yeah exactly so but this is what happened with with scandaball we had to sit there and like defend raquel and we had to put up keep saying disclaimers like we are responding as if we were responding and you know watch as watching without knowing about scandaball guys i remember watching that when katie was when they were on like a trip and all the girls it was katie and that girl who's not on that much stassi's friend what was her name the real christina yeah and they were being really mean to raquel and like mean girling her and i was like this is the moment raquel decided to fuck all of your boyfriends this is it this is it this is it um so sierra is telling amanda you are such a lover, but there comes a certain point where you can't be miserable and to make him happy.

4:14She's like, yeah, but can I be miserable to make myself happy? I mean, I guess, isn't that what you're always doing? She's like, you can't, okay? I've never been married, but I do know that my own mom divorced my dad for some of the same reasons that Kyle displays. Like the way he speaks to you is so unacceptable. If everything that you do pisses him off, then maybe he needs a break from you and if everything that he does is just like reactive impulsive towards you then you need space to to like figure out your own shit and again sierra being a great girlfriend as she has been for several seasons on this show yeah not that i feel to point that out yeah so lindsey's like well like what have you let him see what it feels like without you and sierra's like yeah i mean just it's more productive if you just separate you can stay with me and me it's like yeah we'll take care of you you deserve to be taken care of she's like yeah you don't deserve to do all this by yourself we'll help you amanda and she's like that's why i love you guys like i just like i don't i don't know yeah i don't know but like you guys are so supportive i can't wait to fuck you over i know oh it's so fake it's so bad it's so bad it's so bad so it's now 8 37 p.m specifically at 37 p.m.

5:33and the party is still going and Sierra gets in the mic and says hey y 'all how y 'all doing I hope you all had a good time she's like gotta go and no Amanda's in the background going you don't have to you don't have to go but you can't stay what's the thing she always says you don't have to go home but you can't stay here and Lindsay's like but ask anybody if they have a plane or a so now Kyle starts his living room DJ shit and he's like, we're gonna fire up the fucking beast. And everyone stays inside so he doesn't cry today and they dance. And then Sierra's jumping in the pool and Jesse and Amanda are in Amanda's room.

6:15And Jesse's like, oh, I think Kyle wants to have a conversation because Wes basically, he didn't yell at him, but he was like, dude, this is fucked. And I was really proud of Wes. He literally told Kyle off and he said that kyle has to apologize to you and not say anything else oh yeah these guys and their talk of guy code why would you do that why would you say we're forcing your husband to apologize to you i mean they're trying to earn brownie points because that's what they do they're always trying to be like the good guys but also i like jesse saying west he like didn't like yell but he was like really really good like implying that west came it was like a shade lower than yelling i'm like west stared at a stain on the floor and basically was like you're being like really mean to amanda and like you shouldn't do that anymore and oh my god oh my god oh my god am i getting in trouble i mean it was like they're making it sound like west came in there's like listen here kyle cook you better treat your wife with some respect and it was like not like that at all yeah and amanda's picking her underwear out of her butt saying i love you guys you guys are the best and that's why I keep coming back.

7:23Like, I don't come back for Kyle. So in the kitchen, West is throwing oranges at KJ and he hits him between the legs and he's like, oh, so KJ's on the ground holding his nets. And then Lindsay is going to go take off her tits and Mia goes, you want a TED Talk? She goes, no, I thought I'm taking my tits off. Mia is like, because I'm ready to do a TED Talk. So people are taking up their costumes and And they're just sort of like sort of winding, not really winding down because some of them are going to go out. But Dara's making out with KJ on the bed. And Kyle's like, I'm lighter now. And Jesse's talking about like going out.

8:05And Amanda's like, Kyle, you're staying here. He's like, why? You cannot go out looking the way you do right now. Kyle. So he's lying on the bed and she starts like cleaning his face off and taking care of him and stuff. and Kyle's like, oh my God, are you serious? She goes, yeah, we're going to need to get the rest. We need to get the rest off tomorrow, Kyle, but just relax. Isn't this Kyle's birthday weekend also? I feel like, I mean, he should want to spend his birthday with his wife, but also it's his birthday. I think he should be able to go out if he wants to. I just wish you would love me.

8:48It's like, oh, well, maybe if you were nicer to me, Kyle and he's like but we're going through a lot who uh you and me yeah I feel like we're in like trouble Amanda she's like yeah me too I'm sorry about last night but then why did it take you so long to say something and like it's not the first thing you said when you woke up this morning and why do you have to be told to apologize to me by guys outside named Weston Jesse who are like only have my best feelings at heart. I'm like, you, Kyle. I don't know. We need to talk about this when we're both fully sober. Ah, I don't want that. You don't want to talk about it?

9:26No, I don't want to be sober. I want to drink more. So KJ and Dara are staying in two and they go to bed and he's like, thank you for being so beautiful inside and out. And she's like, um, you don't have to thank me for that, stupid. Just kidding. I love you. That was bully. That was that was my bullet good night thank you for being a huge pussy inside out just kidding i love you actually um so so ben and jesse and west go out and they party and now they come back and they they're back in the house they're hungry and they're sitting around and west is like guys i said to kyle i go did you apologize for your behavior last night and then i hid behind a napkin until he went outside the room and carl's like yeah well i talked to carl too mostly about business stuff you know like brick mortar etc and we also talked about softbar you know same thing and i mean like my biggest concern is always like within the last couple of years he's never had to face a big thing in his life and like i worry it's like kind of coming up to something like company folding or i mean his relationship folding carl uh carl this has been happening for years have you just not been here like he's he's been losing lover boy for years he was complaining about the same thing last year and he's been losing his marriage since the moment he made it he was he was almost divorced before he even got married he cheated and almost lost amanda i think he's dealt with big things but that's fine badly i mean he's dealt with but he's dealt with big things poorly but i think that maybe what carl is really saying is he's never Kyle has always had things kind of go his way at the end of the day it all just sort of works out for Kyle and Kyle's like yeah he's never really had like he's flirted with hardship but he's never really had hardship and the hardship is on the way and Ben's like well everybody's kind of coming to a point with this and Ben makes a triangle with his hands just in case no one knows what a point looks like he's like okay everyone you're lucky you have a model here who understands geometry When you put your fingers together in a triangle shape, it makes a point.

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13:11It's time for a Crappens commercial. So the next morning, West has slept with Sierra's boobs. I hope you enjoyed those. Because that's the last bit you're ever going to get. And Lindsay's like, did you guys share a bed, Dara and KJ? Or did you sleep in separate beds? And she's like, we did not sleep in separate beds. The Mormon route was on the mind. And in the end, we chose cuddles. What? So then Dara and KJ are cooking. And she's like, I always know that I like a guy when I start cooking for him. Because the best way to bully a man is to make him delicious pancakes. Especially when he has abs.

13:50Because he knows he can't have too many of them. bleed. So cooking with him is just like, I don't know. It's just, it's just better. And I knew that he didn't cook. And he also eats like a psychopath. He doesn't even put salt on his eggs. You don't season your eggs. I was like, that's actually a deal breaker for me. You need to be, let me season your food. And then he relented. And besides that, I haven't seen any glaring red flags. I mean, salt is a pretty bad one and he's super hot and super cool and super fun. So let's let it roll. I was like, wait a second. I kind of like this girl. I like her.

14:18I like her commitment to seasoning. She talked about eggs. You're like, I'm in. I was like, wait, you should have led with the fact that you'd like to season your food. And also what is up about seasoning? Stan, Dara Stan. Okay. Dara, you've made you, you've won. You made it. You made it. I know last week I dinged you pretty hard for the way you did a fake laugh and then said no. And I didn't like the sitcom energy of that, but you have fully won me over this week with your commitment to seasoning and teaching KJ why you should always salt your eggs. So now Lindsay is trying to teach West how to whisk eggs, and she's like, no, you have to whisk it, like, you know how to jerk off, right?

14:56And he's like, but I used my left hand for that. She's like, then use your left hand. I'm sorry. Can I tell you something? As long as we're in a real, like, down on West moment in pop culture, like, this guy's 31 one and he doesn't even know how to whisk a liquid. I mean, come on. I thought you were going to get jerking off, jerking off criticism. I was like, what am I going to use? He knows how to jerk off. I can tell you that much. I would, in fact, I would wipe down those boobs he slept with last night. But I have to say like the thing with Wes is he's really good at presenting himself like he's 24, sort of like not fully ready for the real world, but it can, can sort of navigate kind of a young hip guy and uh you're 31 like half the things that you're acting like i'm scared about like you should start to be able to handle in your life i say this as someone who's an immature 47 um yeah whisking i don't right no whisk no reward exactly west get with it get whisk it so um breakfast is served and there's some cream of wheat and sierra goes um is this cream of wheat made with milk or made with water and katie goes uh milk and she's like okay all right well done glad we settled that it passed the past the sierra test she's like okay so um lindsey announces she's having a housewarming and west is going to be gone because he's going to italy for the week for one of his boys from high school is going to get married and how many people does this cast know getting married in italy they've gone to like 10 at this point that's like a lot of italian weddings but also i feel like people our age got married really late and people their age are getting married younger and younger right like i didn't have very many friends getting married in their 20s it was like late 30s early 40s and now they're like oh my god now now we're 50 and everyone's like, I'm getting my eggs done.

16:59Okay. I got bad. I've had batches. There was like the the people who got married when I was like 24 or 24 to 26. And then there was like the 31 to 33. And then there was like a weird like last minute spurt of like the 38 year olds to like 41 year olds. But I'm not questioning that he's going to a lot of weddings. I'm just I just feel like they're constantly going to Italy for weddings. Straight people with money. you know it's where they can do it poor people are not allowed in these friend groups like sorry danielle we're getting married in italy yeah uh danielle's still catching like she's catching the train she's like i'll see you on the train the train with the laptop she's like my app my app so um now jesse's like wait a minute you're inviting a guest to lindsey's housewarming Ben and he's like well I've asked for permission for a plus one no guarantees yet hope to meet her who said it's a her and Amanda's like I was just gonna say so what else does everyone have going on this week Sierra's gonna go to North Carolina because she's gonna meet with an architect for her house because they're gonna start a renovation process so she bought a house in um April and she says that it's her grandparents house.

18:17And when they passed, she bought the house from her dad and his siblings. And it's actually a very touching story. She basically says how like growing up, she was always in all these different houses, but this is the one house that was like the constant one. And that it was also her grandfather built it. And it's where her dad and his siblings grew up. And you know, it's like, it's also like wrapped up in like the idea of generational wealth. And it's all a really lovely story. And that she is going, that she got it. It took a lot of work to get it, a lot of back and forth. And that like, this is such a big deal.

18:54And Mia gives them this really lovely speech being like, I know this was really hard. I feel like you're being really humble about this, but this is a really wonderful thing that you're doing. And you're, you're downplaying it, but like, it's a big deal and I'm proud of you. And Sierra's crying. And it's actually, it is a really tremendous thing. And I thought it was like, you know, On these shows, we see so much of like, I am starting a skincare business. I'm so proud. Guys, I am starting a candle business. Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to make staplers, but these are staplers for girls with big breasts.

19:30And everyone's trying to do their entrepreneurial thing. And it's actually really lovely that Sierra is saying, no, I actually saved up my money. I'm not trying to cash it in for some get rich quick capitalization off of Summer House. I'm actually trying to get back to my family and, you know, keep this house in our family. I thought, like, it was pretty great. Yeah, it was cute. And the house, I think, is going to be cute when she's done, too, because it's like a mid-century house. Yeah. It's got some promise, kid. So then back at the table, Carl's like, oh, if you need us to come visit, let us know, because you know what houses are made out of?

20:03Don't say it, Carl. Brick and mortar. Just saying. Just saying. Just putting it out there. There's no bricks in this house, Carl. It was just wood frame and stucco. I didn't know. Stymied. I've been stymied. Stymie me softer, please. With her stucco. So now West is like, well, I know what that means to her. But it's weird not knowing how to deliver it, I guess. Or how to tell somebody you're super proud or happy of them. Like when the relationship is just so strange. God boy who doesn't know how to navigate relationships. You can't hold your hands. God. Yeah. Say congratulations. I'm proud of you.

20:51I know you've worked hard for this. You fucking loser. Everything has to be an existential crisis about this. And also don't drag us through every single minutia that goes through your brain about like, how did you? Oh, my God. How do I say like congratulations? Like when I don't even know, like I'm really happy. but I don't know. I'm like, really, you're really, you're so happy. That's why you're going to wind up having a relationship with Amanda. That's the thing. That's what's so annoying. That's where to me, Wes really drives me nuts is that we're sitting here with him moping and be like, what do I say?

21:22Cause she doesn't want to hear me say I'm happy for her knowing that it's all just bullshit. Like you don't care about her that way. You don't care. You're trying to make it seem like you're being so overly considered about her feelings. But if you were overly consider about her feelings you just would never have ever even opened the door to having any sort of secret relationship with amanda so don't give us this he's just doing this act on tv to be like oh look how victimized i am and how scared i am of scary scary sierra so he can use his ass pass that's all that's all he's doing so um by the way i just want to say something else if you're going to have a cheating scandal on reality tv don't do it while prices are up because we're we're extra mad when world events are bad this is where we channel our rage onto so good luck west good luck yeah so um they talk about lindsey asks who else has a house at the table and ben's like i've got mine and uh ben's ben owns his apartment apparently so um lindsey He also high fives everybody.

22:31And Amanda's like, yeah, and then you have your Nashville house, Lindsay, and I still don't have a house in New Jersey. That's crazy. God. It's like life decisions like yours, investing your money and doing stuff and mine, marrying Kyle. God, it's crazy that one worked out and one didn't. Kyle's like, I have a deposit down on Loverboy. That's pretty good. We're basically living in that. I mean, the walls are lined with it. It's like boxes of Loverboy. You know, they wouldn't have to pour so much out on the grass probably if they weren't serving that. Yeah, seriously. So Amanda's like, oh, Kyle, that's funny.

23:05She's like, no. I know, but it's kind of how it felt. She's like, it's okay. We're good. I'm just making a silly, Kyle. I'm sure everyone's just totally exhausted by these two. So now it's Sunday. Everyone's cleaning up. And they're cleaning up this party. And Ben is looking for a clutch. and uh it's exciting so they're asking him so so sierra asked him so you're bringing this girl to the housewarming and he's like well we'll see if she wants to i'll talk to her later this week have you been communicating well not really but i'll keep thinking about it so her name is sabrina sabrina my plan is to reach out to sabrina hopefully she responds i don't believe you you've been talking to her this whole time you fucking liar so he's like yeah i'm gonna invite and I'm just so nervous because, you know, she said, you know, she said, I love you.

23:59And then I just ghosted her. I mean, stolen storyline. My favorite are the people who ghost people and then act like they're the victims. I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know if she'll like me again because I ghosted her. You ghosted her. You ghosted her. Like, we're not going to feel bad for you. Okay. Yeah, but she is a teenage witch. So would she really be that mad? Oh, I thought she was a carpenter.

24:24oh sure the new one tries to take away the witchy the witchiness um when i go to old navy now i look at the models on the wall posing and i'm just waiting to see ben so i can throw things yeah um sabrina carpenter has a song out that i heard the other day and was like when did you get hot i was like sabrina carpenter is so funny she's like when did you get hot i'm like i was texting my girlfriend on tiktok and what did when did you get high sabrina carpenter seems like an older person making fun of younger people that's i agree like she feels like she's parodying younger people which i think is really funny because she's young herself but she's like a soul i think i think she's just fucking with everybody i know i feel like she'd be our friend sabrina if you're out there be our friend okay so siara Be our niece.

25:19Yeah, our niece. Our niece's friend. She does sort of feel like that. Hey, you want to be our niece's friend? We feel like, hey, school's starting soon. Let's go get you some new clouds. I just can imagine her getting onto her bed and she has her little pink phone that would have a corded phone, of course. And she'd just have her on her stomach and her legs would be up. And she'd just be calling you. And she'd be like, Auntie Ronnie, how do I tell the boys that I'm hot now? And then I'd call her and be like, well, Sabrina, I think you should actually focus on some other things. Quiet, Ben. Talk to Auntie Ronnie about this.

25:54And then you guys would talk and I'd just sit there. I love even in your fantasies, you're being passed over. I'm a third wheel in the Sabrina Carpenter fantasy. I have to admit it. Honestly, we all know she's going to like you more. Oh, God, Ben. You're ridiculous. I love that your fantasies are all about me sliding you in some way. In a social interaction. No, it's not you sliding me. is that I just know that Sabrina Carpenter will like try to connect with me, but she just won't be able to. Cause I'll be like, so actually board games are like really cool. Like it's like my last hobby to convert you.

26:28Like you should play again. She'll be like, Uncle Ben, I'm sick of talking about whisking. Okay. I'm getting hot. That's the point. I'd be like, there's actually this like great new cookbook by Kalou Henry called Better at Home and you should really try. She'll be like, that's nice. Merry Christmas, honey. Open it. I can't wait for you to see it. Galette. It's a galette. It's a great cookbook called Galette. I don't eat carbs, Uncle Ben. I don't eat carbs. I'm on tour right now. So, Auntie Ronnie, I was wondering, there's this boy. You don't want to talk about the galettes? The galette cookbook?

27:00I'd be like, I'm sending you birth control. Take it or I'm showing up there. Take it like it's a vitamin. So, actually, you're birth control, but not my galettes. That's fine. Okay, so Sierra is still asking Ben questions. She's like, so do you love her? Or you just weren't there yet? Or you're not there yet? Like, what is it? He's like, I was caught off guard. Well, I think that if you had this conversation with her and were like honest, but like you have to open the door. Like it's on you now. And he's like, okay. Guys are so stupid. Seriously. She's like, don't fuck it up here. And he's like, yeah, I got one shot.

27:34I got one shot. So she passes KJ's room and she's like, wait a minute, where are my tits in here? a question one always asks and dara's like oh i thought you left them on his bed as a prank i was just gonna leave him there just because i knew it'd make him feel bad bully she's like no so then um yeah so everyone packs up everyone gets their trash and kyle goes manda can i get a hug she's like yeah i just don't understand why you waited until last night to see anything you were sorry oh fuck off you two both of you just fuck off with this already i'm so sick of both of you just shut up oh another thing dave portnor said in that video he's like yeah you know so these two uh commanding kyle thought what what they're dating or something i said no they're married i said what why would you be married in a fucking share house in the hamptons what the fuck kind of show is that exactly it's been 10 years thank you thank you for saying what we've all been thinking for 10 fucking years.

28:35So, um, Kyle's like, let's sit down. I need time to think and process. And if I can be dishonest, like Friday, I don't know what got into me, Amanda. She's like, think and process? You've walked past me and said, fuck you, Kyle. I know. And I needed time to figure out why I said that. I needed time to figure out why you made me say that. And I said what I said because I'm an asshole. But I'm also like, I don't feel like you want to be with me. Wow. She's like, well, we're in a weird place right now. Cause you said, fuck you to me Friday night. And you were like talking negative about me in the beginning of the summer.

29:09Like the way that you speak to me and the things that you say to me is the issue. And I just really feel disrespected constantly. He's like, I'm sorry. Our relationship is in troubled water. God, I wish we were at apology doing right now. It'd be so much easier to do this. The only question is what are we going to do about it? Cause I feel like it needs to be a wee Amanda. needs to be a weeb. She's like, yeah, because I'm literally stuck by your side through thick and thin, through all the rumors, like after our first date, and like through all the yelling and through all the name calling, like I've been here, but I can't do this live.

29:49Yeah, you know what? There's times where I don't think you care. And like, you know, like, would you go into gobbles therapy? She's like, yes, I've been asking you to go, Kyle. Just want to announce that the slideshow on my desktop has switched from Ariana to just, it says now, they put up a caption that says, back in the day, this is April 3rd, 2019, and it's just a random picture of Kyle Richards. And she's looking smugly at the camera like, now who's the worst Kyle? Not me.

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31:35So they hug and they both just want to feel loved, guys. Okay. So now everybody's saying bye and Carl's like, oh, bye, Sierra. You're my MVP this weekend. Unbelievable stuff, Karma. Unbelievable. Yeah, she'll be back. Don't you worry about her. I hope so. Hey, let's see what's going on with all of us this week in the city. I'll pass it to you, West. My guy, you're in the mix. So then we see West is in Amsterdam and he's drinking Guinness. He's on a layover before he goes. He's like, um, we're in Amsterdam, an accidental layover. I'm just having a nice Beverageino. I'm cute. And there's ducks and bikers and prostitutes.

32:15What more can you ask for? So Tuesday, Dara's at the pet store with her dog and Carl and KJ are running outside and Lindsay's setting up for a housewarming. and so she's in a new place and she's like um this is like completely transitioning my entire life into a big beautiful apartment and i feel so proud and it feels really good and no matter what happens sugar daddy or not i've got a piano now and i'm gonna bother everybody with it every time they come over yeah this apartment's gorgeous it's also huge and i'm like this is like this is this is this is expensive and this is expensive this isn't expensive because she has a piano in the foyer people walk in and there's a pianist right there i'm like lindsey does not play the piano you know i guarantee hired a pianist yeah she says she doesn't play it she just hires pianist to come play it i love that that's an expensive uh you know prop for your foyer i have to say lindsey one thing i really love about a person and especially a reality star is just confidence to the level of almost delusion where it's like, I will always be making this money and I don't give a fuck.

33:25I'm getting the nicest apart because I don't have that. You know, I'm like, oh, if I spend this, God, what's going to happen? What happens if Bravo goes away? What if Ben realizes that he's hated me this whole time? That's why he's dreaming of me being friends with Sabrina Carpenter and ignoring him. Like, what's going to happen? But Lindsay's like, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to live like a Rockefeller. What if Ben replaced me with Sabrina Carpenter on the podcast? watch my carpenters

33:53so yeah i love that confidence for sure the confidence of not thinking about consequences is what you're trying to say yeah people are just like who gives a fuck i'm spending a million dollars a year on an apartment that i don't own yes nailed it or maybe she does own it i don't know but still It's just like, I will always be making summer house money, baby. So there's a pianist there, like we've said. And so everybody who walks in is like, oh, my God, Jesus, this place is so nice. Why are we here? What's going on? Like, everyone's very confused. Sierra and me are first. Like, what the fuck is this?

34:28Yeah, I like Kyle walking in and saying, oh, my God, is this a foyer? Because, you know, like, Manhattan apartments don't have foyers. There's, like, not room for foyers. you know he's like wow oh my god wow oh my god it's beautiful wow this is legit look as a bartender you look legit man you want to serve some lover boy and carl goes hey whoa those big ceilings wow look how tall those are it's a lot of brick and mortar to get those up there so he goes up to lindsey he's like oh got you a gift oh yeah thank you for having me beautiful home i just wanted to give you a little something for the housewarming so i got you a little something.

35:07She's like, um, thank you. Is it non-alcoholic? It's actually regular. She goes, oh my God, thank you, Carl. And then, I never got anything for Gemma, so I got her this little baby outfit that says my mom's a bitter whore. And that's why I left her. Yeah, it's from a kid's store in Brooklyn. Oh, so she could be a little hipster. Yeah, and I think the book will be really cool because she was born in New York and it's a book about New York. and, you know, the whole thing. Yeah. Okay, cool. Thanks for drawing those dots together. Yeah. She's from New York. So I got her a book about New York. Well, she can't wait to read this, I'm sure.

35:54Someday. Wuthering Heights, I heard it's a pretty good movie. People from New York read it. So she's going to love it. Well, I got this book because she was born in 2004, and that was about 40 years after 1984, so I got the book in 1984. It's a good read. I got a book for her so she would understand our relationship before she came into being. It's called Les Miserables. Okay. All right. A lot of books. It's called Phantom of the Opera. Phantom of the Opera, it's about a guy who is tormented by his ex and wears a mask. So there you go. Enjoy it. Drops a chandelier on something. I'll be back in the sewers if you need me.

36:37Okay. So it's like, I'm so touched if she would like even invite me to this. Cause like I was invited on group chat. So maybe she didn't even originally intend for me to be here. But I'm here with a book about New York. Carl, this is just a brochure showing the Metro lines. Oh, exactly. Yeah. It's like a novel, right? You're welcome. So the producer's like, well, what did you think about the place? Oh, it's incredible. I'm proud of her. But I will say, when I walked into the house, I saw little pieces of memories. For example, I got Wesley Stripes. So hot. And she got the trash can from the bathroom.

37:16And I think that was his shade. But I'm like, I think she got the better deal. She got the trash can. Like, what are you going to do with Wesley Stripes aside from jerk off to it? I love those stripes. Zebra. Wesley Stripes is at home with Sierra's fake boobs on it. So now KJ and Cara, Kajera, KJ and Dara arrive, and they're like, oh my God, Jesus Christ, this is some, what is this? Is someone passing me champagne? What? And the kids, the kids at the adult apartment, you know? Yeah, and Lindsay's like, well, it's not me playing piano. I don't know how to play piano. So everybody's saying hi to them now.

37:59And they're like, oh, my God, you guys are showing up places together now. Oh, you're a couple. And then Bailey and Levi arrive. And Levi's like, OK, I love that they show up. Bailey walks in and just goes right in. And he's just like closing the door behind. He's like, oh, cool. Thanks for waiting for me, Bailey. OK, I guess I only have three seconds left on this show. Bailey's the only one who's like, do not care about the piano. I do not care about the champagne. I'm here to have a flirting storyline. So let's get to it. So Levi's like, okay, well, I want to hear about last weekend. And Bailey's like, yeah, what did we miss, guys?

38:36I want to know. Like, how was your first real weekend there? Everybody, Dara. They're talking to Dara. And so Levi's like, yeah, I'm so intrigued. So Dara's like, well, honestly, like, I wanted to talk to you a second because the only upsetting thing that happened was, like, I'd gotten there and then the energy was really weird. And like, I went to put my stuff in KJ's room and he kept staring in the refrigerator and like reorganizing cheese. And he was a little bit distant. And I was like, this is how you close your refrigerator door. I almost crushed his hand in it. What a wuss. But then, you know, I just didn't know what to make of it.

39:08Little I come into this. Was there a sweet green salad? He's like, well, you had mentioned to Lindsay that when I was there the other weekend that I was like alone in Ben's room for like an hour. She's like, did you guys not go to Ben's room? She's like, no. And then we see a flashback of like Dara and Ben's room and Ben saying, Hey, have you texted me yet? She goes, you are trouble. So back to present. I was surprised by this. What did you think? I didn't think Dara was just going to straight up lie. I thought she was going to say something like, listen, I was not in his room for an hour. That's a weird thing to say.

39:40And I went in to chat with Ben and left. I wasn't even dating KJ yet. Why are you trying to make something out? I thought it was going to be something like that. Like, why are you trying to make me look bad to this new guy I'm dating? But she just straight up lied. She was like, I didn't go to his room. Yeah. And Bailey goes, oh, well, I don't know where you were then. I was wrong. I was like, oh, oh, to be continued. Bailey just takes instant accountability. Yeah, I was surprised at that. And I know DJ, Ronnie, KJ, and Dara are still together from what we can see. So I guess they got past that.

40:17But that seemed weird that she's just going to straight up lie. I kind of liked it. I was like, ooh, Dara. She salts her eggs and she lies. It's a winner. She's a winner. Well, that was it for that. So thanks, everyone, for listening. We appreciate you. And I guess we'll just continue to cover this scandal as it unfolds. Also, I can't wait for someone to name the scandal. I've tried to come up with some puns. There are none that I can think of that are really good. It's going to be hard to be scandal ball. But looking forward to whatever we call it. All right, everybody. Thanks for being here.

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