#3449 Crappy Hour Crappy Hour 7/13: Bravo Catch Up

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1:30Ronnie Karam: Well, hello, and welcome to Crappy Hour! I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben!

1:38Ben Mandelker: Hello, hello, how's it going? Hey, baddies! I see the comments on YouTube. Hey, baddies!

1:48Ronnie Karam: um what's going on what's that from hi everybody welcome back it's nice to see you here we took last week off so it's been a long time of not talking shit about this channel with each other

2:02Ben Mandelker: i know we well because we had last week off so yeah so it's been like our in fact our crappy hour schedule has been wonky since the beginning of june and now i'm happy to report it's normal going forward because we had to take a week off in june for our cabaret and then we had to take a week off here in July. So it's been like a little, but now,

2:26Ben Mandelker: but we're here. We're here. It's Toya, especially guest Toya, Toya Bush Harris. But we're back. Hello everyone. We have already so many wonderful comments here. We missed you. Thank you, Victoria on air. Hope you've enjoyed your time away. Absolutely did. We have, it's been, it was great and refreshing and we just were shot out of of a canon today i did um i did jeff lewis this morning with janet of all people and then we did our two shows and then now we're here we had amazon it was fine it was fun she made a coffee cake she brought in a coffee cake i was like you you minx buttering me up but um i mean it wasn't for me but like i like to think everything's for me and honestly i'm gonna say this is gonna eat

3:12Ronnie Karam: the damn coffee cake? I mean, who ate it?

3:15Ben Mandelker: I'm going to tell you one thing.

3:16Ronnie Karam: Jameson?

3:16Ben Mandelker: It was a damn good coffee cake. This bitch can make a coffee cake. Say anything you want about Janet. You can call her the Karen of all Karens. Tell her, say whatever you want. The bitch can make a coffee cake. Did you just call me a bitch at my wedding? She really can. She told, she said she used like a copycat Starbucks recipe and it was like partially partially like yellow cake mix and partial homemade and i'm like i brought home a slice for dom i was like this is really good so that's the news i i know people are like ben give us the dirt i'm like she makes a coffee cake that's like the classic the woman makes a killer coffee cake

3:57Ronnie Karam: and um she asked you about the crappies being nominated with jacks yes she like what she had

4:04Ben Mandelker: brought up somewhere along the way about how we had nominated her with Jax and Jax and Denise's ex and who else? The other villains. Every guy in the category had done something like legitimate, like Lenny Hochstein. Everyone had done something like bad, like criminal or abusive. yeah like legit yeah and we put and then janet got up there and it's like you know i explain you know it's voter driven it's a big pool and she made the final cuts but it's it's true like in the past we used to have a category that was like villains and then the worst and like jacks and all them would be in the worst and janet would be in the villains so i was like you know you're right like you you don't deserve to be on the same tier as like a jacks um but it was it was fun We had a nice time

4:58Ronnie Karam: Okay well that's good

5:00Ben Mandelker: I wish I had a story about her being awful But she was actually really nice

5:03Ronnie Karam: No no I'm not fishing for a story about Janet being awful Just asking how it went You did stuff I did not

5:11Ben Mandelker: She's like wait are we going to become friends I was like probably Sorry But we like all the same things Unfortunately You know this is what happens

5:22Ronnie Karam: There is such a thing as taking things too far

5:28Ben Mandelker: you know the problem is Heidi says no I'm gonna try to be good about having a boundary on this one though because you know it's always dangerous with these Bravo lebrides one moment they're really nice and you're like oh my god I actually like them and then one moment you never know but um it was a it was a nice it was a pleasant little time Adrian says never meet your heroes Ben don't I know don't I know right

5:53Ronnie Karam: Right. Well, this week is all about just like every time we do this, it's about Bravo headlines. But I wanted to ask you what you thought of the shows that we missed because, you know, we were off. And thank God for Bravo, because I proved to myself that I would still be watching Bravo all the goddamn time, even if we didn't do this for work, because I love it. And every day I was like, what's on Bravo today? So, you know, of course, we're keeping up with all our shows. But that's a lot of shows. I mean, that is a lot of TV to watch when you're not taking notes or thinking about what we have to do just for enjoyment.

6:30Ronnie Karam: I was like, wow, Bravo really fills my life.

6:35Ben Mandelker: I know. It does. I kept up on my Bravo, like, honestly, voluntarily. You know, it's like I really like these shows. um i feel like should we actually this might be a really good time to touch on some of the stuff that we missed last week sort of like you know what was what were you so i mean like let's go yeah well we didn't have anything on sunday because atlanta took um july 5th off but i'll tell you the one thing that we got probably the most messages about i would wager is what aired on july 6th uh i didn't see this episode coming i would say no pun intended i would say you know i know below deck has a lot of semen on it but i didn't see this coming i mean like jizz this is a

7:26Ronnie Karam: lot yeah um you not only not saw it coming but you didn't even see it after it came and then you with it and slept with it that episode was amazing and disgusting and i just watched the episode for this week yep also amazing it looks like it's keeping it looks like it's keeping it up okay so

7:49Ben Mandelker: this is the model by the way this is good just so everyone knows this is not gonna be a one-off this is gonna come two or three more times

8:02Ronnie Karam: everyone get ready the gift that keeps on giving um yeah so this uh show wow so there's like a hot model guy kind of he's a model right yeah he's a gq model he wanted to ever since he was a nerdy little boy and finally he was on gq or men's fitness or whatever no not gq men's fitness

8:21Ben Mandelker: what's his name i just watched uh luke luke bravo does blow deck and luke the name luke and blow deck that's that's a cursed name i will say that that's true uh this guy is cute

8:38Ronnie Karam: obviously really tall really built seemingly nice i mean i thought and listen i am uh an asshole i I love to call people out in advance for being an asshole. And I do it probably for 90 % of the people who I watch on TV. And then later I'm like, haha, I was right. They became an asshole because it's reality TV. Inevitably people are going to become an asshole. I thought this guy's pretty nice.

9:04Ben Mandelker: I thought he had some like funny little jokes in the first few episodes where he did like little voices. I was like, Oh, he's like a nerd who got muscular. I love that.

9:12Ronnie Karam: What a douche. so he likes the chef the amazing french chef who one of the best chefs the best one of the best i

9:23Ben Mandelker: was like she already may be my favorite bravo i know she's not my favorite bravo over the year because you have the ladies of london but like she is already especially after tonight's episode everyone we can't say what happens but like i was like this she is now at s tier on on below deck She just made it all the way up there.

9:42Ronnie Karam: Yeah, she is great joy. So he likes joy because joy feeds him and he's a six foot five male fitness model. Like he needs calories and protein. So she feeds him. Also, she's really cute and hilarious. So he's attracted to her. But then he kind of likes this stew too, Jen. and jen is younger and more aggressively obnoxious and is going to pursue this man no matter so anyway finally it's like kind of a love triangle jen seems kind of like a crazy person joy's like i'm not fighting for a man jen ends up hooking up with the guy they hook up in the bunk this tiny bunk he's huge they're fucking really loud like everybody hears them then the next then he's like I'm sweating so get out of the bed so he moves her to the bottom bunk when he moved her into Nathan's bunk I already started yelling at the tv you don't get to just go sleep in someone else's bunk that's so rude and gross and also why are you sleeping on someone else's dirty sheets that's also gross so she goes down there then he wakes up in the morning and wants more so he goes down and she gives him a handjob on camera and then he splooges all over the sheets then they get up and leave the room and he doesn't change the sheets and then Nathan comes back from being with his baby and cuddles up next to the sperm stain for two days and they circled that they circled where it was and Nathan was literally big spooning the cum stain he was like he was well he was

11:14Ben Mandelker: sleeping shirtless on his sheets okay that was skin to crusty semen contact and by the way I could have sworn that Jen said, I'll clean those sheets. And I guess maybe Luke said something like, no, I'll do them. But so all of last episode, he's like, well, every time I tried to go clean the sheets, the machines are running. I'm like, you pull those sheets off and you throw them on the floor of that laundry room. Whatever you do, that's A, it's your boss's bed. But even if it weren't your boss's bed, it's someone's bed. And he just had this whole, what am I supposed to do? And it turns out this is his whole persona, which is very Joao-like, which is like well i tried my best and the episode ends with him not telling jen hey look last night was fun but it was just like a one-off he's like there's no more love triangle and she goes that's exactly what i wanted to hear and somehow she has these like two little braids hanging down the front of her face and the rest of her hair is like frizzed out like she literally looks like harley

12:18Ronnie Karam: whatever it looked like her mascara or eyeliner or whatever was kind of running she just looked It was the craziest look she could have had for this conversation. It was one of those where he's telling us, oh, I'm completely cutting it off with her. I mean, we just saw it. I mean, we've seen it a million times, but we just saw this on a show where a guy's telling, oh, West on Summer House, where the guy's telling us, oh, she's into me, but I'm not into her. And this is going to be so awkward. And I hope I'm being very clear with her that this is not going to happen. But what he's telling her, he's like, well, you and I, it's been so great.

12:58Ronnie Karam: And, you know, I just want to kind of take a step back. And she's like, uh-huh. Yeah. And he's like, so there was a love triangle, but there's not anymore. So all she hears is, so you don't like the other girl anymore. You're mine. That's all she hears. Oh, my God. It's just so frustrating. And they're both so deliciously not great. Like, she's obnoxious as hell. And he's just such a douchebag. The best part of it is the chef. Watching the chef react to it has been so good. And then watching how everybody else is reacting to sleeping on sperm sheets, which we'll get to later. It's like, does everybody just, is that just like a normal part of life?

13:41Ronnie Karam: Like, whoops, just slept in my friend's, you know, pool of. Splooge. Splooge, yeah. What the hell?

13:49Ben Mandelker: I, um, I, and also like the way I forgot what I was going to say, but like they keep on giving Jen these lines. Like they clearly gave her the arc of, you know, oh man, I'm never chosen first. So she relates everything to it. She's like, oh, wow. The, the, the love triangle is closed. It's what I finally want to hear. Cause I'm finally being chosen first. It's like they're, they're making her say these ridiculous things. And I'm for a moment. I thought, is this girl like a producer plant? like is this actually is she just an actress that they hired for this show but i think she is really making her say it for a moment i thought because it just seemed like what she was saying just didn't even sound like natural that a human would say it seemed like something that like a was written poorly but i think she's just saying it but what's what she looks crazy but like i really could not tell you all how disgusted i was that that splooge was there for three days not only was i disgusted like oh that's gross i actually think it's a fireable offense because like if you have like your bodily fluid on a sheet that someone is sleeping like with direct contact i think that's like an extreme health violation that's actually a workplace violation and i actually don't know how bravo is not responsible like it's it's like it's i was just like shocked by it and i continue to be shocked and it continues to unfold in tonight's episode And I just am like, I'm like, it's a biohazard.

15:17Ben Mandelker: It's terrible.

15:18Ronnie Karam: You're right. I didn't even think about the part of, I can't believe Bravo's letting that happen, but I can, you're right. What the hell, Bravo? Like if something we're seeing somebody, somebody like put nuclear waste all over a bed and then you're like, okay, ha ha. We're just going to watch them waste away in this nuclear race. And I know sperm isn't nuclear waste, but it can be, we don't know what's in that sperm.

15:39Ben Mandelker: I don't know what's in that. I mean, I'm sure all the cast members get tested before they come on these shows. The rumor is that on these reality shows, everyone gets tested. But I still think that's just like, at the worst, it's a biohazard. At the best, and I'm saying best with quotes, at the best, that's actually just like a sexual, what is that? Not misconduct, but it's like, if you just have sperm on a chair in the office. That's literally, I believe that's illegal.

16:14Ronnie Karam: I mean, the guy's face when he was sleeping, he's like this, and the splooge is right here. You know? Oh, it's just so, so nasty. And as far as Jen, you know, Jen, she's getting a ton of shit on the internet. And she's responding, too. Like, she's making videos like, oh, my God, you guys. And I cover my head every time because, you know, I'm an uncle. She's just so young. She is so young. and i just want to go get in my you know like my little auntie van and go pick her up and take her on the block and just lecture her because we've all been that girl i mean i've been that girl you know many times but oh my god it's just like no and just the way she's kind of competing and trying to make a competition with everybody else over this guy or joy specifically and joy's like i'm not competing with you what are you talking about it's just i it's so deliciously cringe but But this guy, I mean, she's being villainized, I think, more out of it because her personality is so much bigger.

17:16Ronnie Karam: But this guy is just such a piece of shit.

17:19Ben Mandelker: He is. But also, like, yeah, I think that he is the bigger villain. And I think you'll actually, everyone will see that tonight especially. But I do think that, like, it was, I think it was like 90 % on Luke to get those sheets cleaned. I think 10 % of it was on Jen. I think that Jen, like, she should have recognized that this is something that was going to be bad for both of them. And, like, for, I think for all parties involved. And, like, just as a decent human to other human, knowing that Luke was being irresponsible and had not cleaned those sheets yet, if you're going by, at least be like, you know what, let me just take those sheets off and put them on the floor here.

17:59Ben Mandelker: Like, I don't know. It's like it's not on her because he said he would do it. but also like don't you have like if you know that there's someone who's about to sleep in those sheets and and you're like you're not doing it because someone else said that they would i just feel like that's you're just being a bad person at that point true and she's a stew so

18:17Ronnie Karam: i would slide the 90 number you know i would make it more like she's claiming that she's a cheap stew like she's and you're the one who slept in someone else's bunk even if he told you to You're a stew and you went to sleep in someone else's bunk. That is disgusting, first of all. And then you gave someone – I mean, the guy came. You're both – they're both responsible.

18:40Ben Mandelker: How do you not strip the bed off in that very moment? The moment that you get off that bed, how do you not just pull that bed, those sheets, and then chuck them into the washer? I don't even sleep on my own spermy sheets, okay?

18:53Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Come on. Yeah.

18:56Ben Mandelker: It's like just strip like, okay, Debbie here in the comments says just strip the sheets. Like that's literally all you have to do, okay?

19:07Ronnie Karam: Strip them because it's not like there's only one set of sheets. They keep acting like, whoa, oh, the laundry wasn't even open. Who cares if the laundry was open? Put them over there anyway and get the sheet out of the closet.

19:20Ben Mandelker: I mean, come on. Everyone knows what to do. It's like, it's this helplessness that Luke keeps on. You're presenting like, well, I tried my best, but I couldn't do it. He's like, you are not helpless. You're lazy. You're lazy. Put the effort that you put into chasing women and building your arms into stripping the splooge off of your boss's bed. And on top of that, it's your boss. Aside from the fact that it's another human, it's your boss. Like, what the fuck is what is with it?

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21:48Ronnie Karam: so the next one up was mcb'd honesty now you would watch this one a little bit before i watched it you didn't prepare me for how infuriated i would be i thought jesse mcb was like so nice and his little smile he's always got this little smile and you know his brothers are always shitheads but he's just kind of like this little smile like hapless guy oh my god i'm such an idiot I'm such an idiot. No, he's a dick. They're all dicks. What a little asshole. So this scene, he goes to dinner with Allie for a romantic dinner because they're not having sex and they're distant and they've had a baby. So they're going to have this romantic dinner and I'm guessing he picks the fancy ass restaurant.

22:31Ronnie Karam: So they go to this fancy steakhouse or whatever and she's looking at the menu and she's like, wow, are we going to share something? And he's like, why? She says, because it's kind of expensive. And he's like, you're working a lot. And then I started yelling. I was like, no, because I believed in you. And then the waiter comes over and the waiter is like, what do you have? And he goes, I'll have the filet experience. He ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and ordered the experience. That's probably for like five people. I, at that moment, he died in my mind. I went to a funeral for him in my mind.

23:09Ronnie Karam: You know Casey from Bitch Sesh we took a picture of this guy and I keep mentioning it on the show like send me that picture Casey god damn it I don't even want it keep it delete it off your phone I never want to see it.

23:20Ben Mandelker: yeah no he's just a dick like all the rest of them and did you see the thing that um people were talking about last week i guess amongst these text messages um was uh that had leaked or were put out he uh said that the whole family was quitting the show because um the bravo bravo

23:37Ronnie Karam: fans are bullying them too much did you see that i think that was you're saying steve jr Steve Jr. was saying that yeah yeah Steve Jr. yeah oh yeah everyone's bullying us this is our last go around no one Steven you are not leaving TV please you were on that millionaire farmer show or whatever then this one then you hired a girlfriend for the next season I mean yeah

24:03Ben Mandelker: and you want us to believe that you're so thin skinned you're such a snowflake that you can't deal with some bravo some bravo criticism hello you're on bravo this is part of the deal you go on there you put on a show and then this our whole community comes after you that's just what we do okay janet's still standing janet's making coffee cakes she's like come at me i'll make you a coffee cake and you're like i gotta quit like enough out of you sir yeah i mean i'll hand it to that one she's got some

24:30Ronnie Karam: strength you know she's got some some very thick skin um yeah he's such a baby have you been oh by

24:37Ben Mandelker: the way what i was gonna say savannah here in the comments says peacock won't let me remove mcb from my continue watching and i'm like i agree it drives me nuts that i log on to peacock to watch love island and instead of having love island on the front first page there it like has me preset to mcb dynasty and then have to scroll through the carousel to find love out i was like what is

24:56Ronnie Karam: this cruel torture you're doing to me i'm not watching mcb dynasty yeah peacock needs to work on that app because i've been watching it all week well i mean i always watch it but this week has been love island and love islands every day and if you're not caught up with love island you know you're watching a part because it's an hour and a half or two hours you're watching a part then coming back later it never remembers between devices where i am or it'll start playing the wrong episode always yeah you know what i hate about the peacock at the end of love island it puts on married at first sight are you fucking crazy no no absolutely not not married at the

25:33Ben Mandelker: 20th side i don't want you you know you know what i hate you're like jazz hands i hate when you go on to peacock i hate when you go on to peacock tell please tell me please write a comment here tell me if this happens you know drives you nuts because this happens also i think on hulu but it happens on peacock okay you click on love island or maybe it's the traders whatever it is you click on the in the front okay and you say i want to watch episodes so it takes you to the episode list. And what happens is the thing scrolls up and now you have like a list of seasons on the left and a list of episodes on the right.

26:07Ben Mandelker: So you hit down to go to the episode you want to look at, but it sends you to the episode, but it takes you to the seasons lists. And then all of a sudden you're at season seven. So then you hit up and then suddenly you're in the episodes. It's like my cursor is never where I want it to be. Or sometimes when I hit like Love Island, it takes me to the two lists and I hit, okay, send me, like, I'm like moved to the right over to where the episodes are. But then it just takes me over to like McBee Dynasty because the cursor is still up with on the show level with the show carousel and not on the episode list.

26:42Ben Mandelker: Does this happen to anyone else? Does this absolutely drive them nuts? It should be that the episodes are directly under the show carousel. So that way when you hit the show, it brings up all the episodes and you just keep hitting down and you just go the episode. it's so confusing why they put us at this weird fork when we never know where the cursor is or where it's going you guys all feel me look everyone's here everyone's everyone's like yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes everyone knows and let me tell you something hbo max you're not exempt either because when those house the dragons episodes and the credits come up and it makes the screen small you have about three seconds to like make the screen big again to see the previews and the thing is that you start moving your cursor and it's like who knows where it is on the screen and you know it's like a video game trying to get it over to the screen in time and if you don't do it in time it's like congratulations now you're watching something else

27:35Ronnie Karam: on hbo yeah and i wonder if the people at hbo were like i wonder why no one's watching the uh after the dragons thing where they interview the cast and it's because you guys keep cutting it off two seconds after the credits roll you wouldn't even know that unless you were like wait a second this said it was going to be an hour and 15 minutes and it's only an hour what the hell and go to extras it used to anyway apps you know what i also hate you know what i also

28:00Ben Mandelker: hate you're so let's say you're watching love island and you're like five minutes in and then you've got to step away and you come back like an hour later now peacock thinks you've watched it so you go to like watch love island and it's like watch season eight episode one i'm like i'm on episode 40 and you have to someone just said it in the comments the thing they'll say okay here's

28:22Ronnie Karam: our here's our most popular shows love island whatever whatever you click love island because i've been watching that literally for 20 hours this week and then it takes me to episode one so that the but it keeps going you want to continue and then they're like this season on love island no and i watch the plane fly overhead over and over until i realize

28:46Ben Mandelker: what you have to do is then what you have to do is you have to scroll down to season seven and then to go to episode one and then to go up because that takes you the latest episode of love island season eight it's like literally so annoying everyone knows that that whole that thing but um yeah that's like i felt so good to get that off my chest i would feel like that

29:12Ben Mandelker: i love they play that song so much but does anyone actually know what that song is who sings it what's it called where do you know but i love the ballad version at the end of love

29:20Ronnie Karam: island finale they're like if you love i know

29:30Ben Mandelker: i'm still laughing did this happen over break or did this happen when we were still beforehand. I'm still laughing. I think it was during break. They were doing an elimination. And you know, they always do the very slow covers. And they're like, okay. And now, it's down to Corbin and Parmita and Kenzie and Dylan, etc. And then you hear it on the soundtrack. It's like, Oh, think twice. Just another day for you and me in paradise. I'm like, that song is about a homeless lady. It's about homelessness. Why are you doing this slow version Of Another Day in Paradise It's like We are the world We are the children That's about famine

30:14Ronnie Karam: Or they'll take off one word Of the song to make it make sense So they'd be like We are the world We are the You know Just continue it That's not what the song is those aren't even the lyrics to the song you can't just butcher the songs you guys

30:34Ben Mandelker: i know i feel like next season next season there'll be someone i let me tell you something if melanie was ever melanie from philadelphia if she were ever in true danger this season i guarantee they would have done like a version of like the streets of philadelphia it's like that's about aids they just don't seem to ever know the greater context of these songs

30:59Ronnie Karam: candy shop we're going to the candy shop um

31:11Ronnie Karam: okay yeah okay so what was i make b make b well i was gonna say make b you oh no by the way i was

31:17Ben Mandelker: gonna say you finally got to see how dull that episode was they all went to some like dreary old hotel somewhere in Kansas City and then what's her face? They got their nails done in the basement of this hotel. It looked like a basement. It looked like a rec room. And then they're like, oh, hey, what's her name again? I was with Casey. Like, hey, Casey. We're going to go to dinner. You go ahead and we'll meet you in the restaurant. And she's so dumb, she doesn't even think twice about like, oh, this could be a step. She's like, okay, I'll do that. So then she goes out of the hotel. It's like cold and rainy outside.

31:51Ben Mandelker: And she walks out and she's like, and then there's Cole McBee standing there with Blair amongst a bunch of like, was it balloons or whatever you say Blair,

32:02Ronnie Karam: you it's like, it's a baby. And you're like, Blair.

32:07Ben Mandelker: And so he's like holding Blair. And then like, there's, there's like shit everywhere. It was a flower petals. And then she comes out. She's like, Oh my God. And then he's like, you know, he does his little, his little mouth. He's like, he's like, Casey, you're, It would be the dreamer I left on. He's more like this, one of these things. If you would be my wife. And then they have to put down Blair, because Blair's too heavy for both of them, because they're both handing Blair back and forth. So I finally put Blair down, and Blair's just eating rose petals. And I'm like, that kid's going to throw up, guys.

32:39Ben Mandelker: Hurry this up.

32:40Ronnie Karam: Eating rose petals. It's just because of Blair eating blue sticks. It's like sipping from a bottle of gasoline. Can we get some Ipecoc for Blair? Jeez. So have you been, I'm sure, have you been keeping up with the McBee Goss? Of course you haven't, but the show is just so, there's so much trash and juicy stuff going on on this show off the show. so first up there was the girlfriend Allie who I mean is so obnoxious and of course in the in in a fight between Steve McBee Jr. and Allie I'm gonna choose Allie of course that guy's a toxic idiot asshole but um people were coming after her or I think one of the I think Casey somebody posted that um Allie started barely started dating him then he asked her to come film the show and she refused to come do it until she had a contract and they were posting this like what a user she would only come on the show if she had a contract and then the comments were flaming them like why are you liking this post it's just showing that this girl is smarter than everybody on this show for actually caring about a bag and like coming on and making a living like why are you going to shame ally for it right so first there was all of that stuff that i was loving reading the comments of so then casey mentioned uh calla on the show she's like oh this girl's way nicer than cala she made some comment about cala so cala posts um i was always nice to casey

34:17Ben Mandelker: another voice sorry i was trying to arrest development you just keep going

34:23Ronnie Karam: oh it's god it's a banana how much could it be ten dollars so um cala uh posts on insta and she says i was always nice to casey she's just mad i told everyone her secret about being pregnant she said it was cole's but it wasn't got an abortion at five months pregnant because christy got a paternity test and it wasn't his lol please keep talking shit so i can feel better about spilling everything been holding off too long out of respect but y 'all can't keep my name out of your mouth see you have to do that on camera calla it's that way this show becomes interesting

35:00Ronnie Karam: do it on camera don't wait oh calla yeah oh she would have calla had no problem doing shit on on camera that's why i liked calla she'd let them all have it and that's why they all hate her And now that they've got this other Allie lady on the show Now they're kissing her ass because she's kissing Their ass and she's totally There obviously to be on TV But who isn't you know Well did I mean do you believe

35:28Ben Mandelker: What do you believe what Calistan

35:29Ronnie Karam: From way back you go

35:32Ben Mandelker: Yeah do you believe Cal You know what I'm not even going to ask if I was like It's like yes Yeah I mean first of all I do believe of course i do believe i still believe kala gone too soon gone too soon r.i.p kala we will always i believe the our future so the city in the city in this city going from um missouri to the city um in the city they this was a good episode too the gang went on their uh their big trip for the season. So they went from New York City, a very exotic place, they went all the way to the exotic climbs of Litchfield County, Connecticut.

36:23Ronnie Karam: They're like, well,

36:25Ben Mandelker: they're like, you know, this show is sort of built on going to waspy locations, so let's go to Connecticut.

36:30Ronnie Karam: Season one. It's a season one-er. It was a good episode. It's a$5 budget. But yeah, it was a very good episode i was impressed yeah it was really good because well first you had a stupid pin uh

36:45Ben Mandelker: not pinball paintball moment which whatever but then they uh they all go um up to this house in connecticut the idea is that this will smooth things over because yvonne was really mad that they were fighting and yelling at like her umpteenth um wedding celebration so so they go to this house and so kenny is such an underminer he knows exactly what he's doing so he makes without asking running it by lindsey his co-host he just kind of floats it to yvonne like i feel so bad about what happened at your wedding dinner that i think you should have the the primary bedroom but the thing is at that point lindsey and regina had already claimed the primary because they're like we're the moms so they play the mom card which i actually think it's like a fair use of the mom card in this situation and um so then now it winds up where yvonne is like excited for this make good on the on the dinner party that they had but like she but now lindsey looks like the bad guy for not letting yvonne have the bedroom but then also like it makes yvonne look bad it's like it's like lindsey's like what the fuck like i i planned this trip and i'm like the ranking senior here of our reality stars so like what the fuck are you doing so it becomes a whole classic

38:04Ronnie Karam: real housewives type fight well it's very um summer house bitterness with i don't know bitterness but it's probably really annoying to lindsey that summer house every single season amanda and kyle take the master bedroom because they're a couple and that's been their excuse to get away with it for a decade and then finally they're not a couple so lindsey's like okay well i planned this trip i'm gonna take it by the way it's not some glamorous room with like two beds where there'll be luxurious you're still sleeping in a bed with your friend and sharing a bathroom with your friend it's not like this great luxury anyway that everybody's so incensed with lindsey over so they're like we're gonna take you guys don't get the room and doesn't it's not even a fight

38:51Ben Mandelker: really right did well just like a passive aggressive mounting you know of tension

38:56Ronnie Karam: where they're like this is my room you know so ding dong whitney goes and she's like um you know they need to stop playing the mom card which of course georgina immediately goes to repeat to lindsey well because no it's not georgina it's it's what's it's not georgina it's lexi

39:17Ben Mandelker: Lexi is like I've never felt like she ever did the mom card so then she goes right over to Georgina and she's like she's saying that you played the mom card and Georgina's like what and then Lindsay's like mom card

39:28Ronnie Karam: as if by the way they were both playing it as if Whitney will not be the very first

39:34Ben Mandelker: to not only play the mom card but get the oversized version from like CVS okay she will be playing that mom card so hard like it's all over Whitney that if she ever does have a mom card, she will play it. And if she doesn't have it, she will play every card. You know she will.

39:51Ronnie Karam: Oh, my God. It's going to be fed into our FYP pages every day with Whitney and this boring little baby. Like, I'm a mom. We know. And I think that moms are – I think you're allowed to play that card. If you go on a trip and you're like, we have two – or we have multiple tiny children screaming in our faces all day. Sounds good to me. Go for it. you know especially so where there's so many couples it's like okay you guys are all in a couple that's the luxury is not having to take care of these little fuckers mostly alone so i win the room so i kind of like that switch personally if it were me there was like one

40:31Ben Mandelker: room that had a like a it was a single bed that was a twin bed i'd have just taken that i'd be like i'm just gonna be alone closing that door i would rather have a small room and be alone than having to share it and have like i just give me my alone time you know yeah or even two twins

40:46Ronnie Karam: you know the one with two twin beds that kyle and amanda had to take and amanda's like oh my god like i'm in this room with my husband and i can't you know whatever i would have taken that room that room looked like the most luxurious to me but that was a good episode but i wanted to read you this because georgina posted because first of all i'm saying because a lot because i don't know why because because because they went to paintball before this and it was wacky and then they went on this drive so georgina said at paintball a a at paintball kenny told lindsey that since the two of them were hosts they would get the first pick of rooms b in the car before that kenny suggested yvonne and nick take the primary c two totally different plans the latter of which was never discussed with lindsey the opposite of fact was said to her c point a above b yeah sounds like a setup to me e i love the alphabet g my son just realized that the poop in his diaper is actually just crumbled up oreo he's on to me um so uh yeah so this was just classic kenny being an

42:06Ben Mandelker: underminer the other speaking of people etc in the middle of this entire episode kyle stops everything to make an announcement which is that he od'd on metamucil he took four times the recommended amounts and he gave himself an anal fissure and so he had to like soak in a bathtub

42:23Ronnie Karam: no one needs to hear that kyle you know it's like too much he's he's a big proponent of you have everything out there we're on reality not everything and while we're speaking of putting everything out there lindsey totally outed him at the dinner for having multiple affairs because of course the group dinner on the vacation has to be amanda and kyle and who started it gavin my favorite little mess my favorite little mess on that show he starts he's like the male lindsey he will start it he'll take whatever is going on bring it up but the thing is all he did was bring it up and then amanda and kyle just go they start going and amanda's it's the same thing as we've seen a million times he's gonna be a dj now he got some gigs amanda's super upset and she's officially gonna be done with the marriage now because kyle you know is gonna be a successful dj and she starts crying and having this big fit and she leaves and lindsey's standing up for her and yeah that's like whatever yeah she's like whatever why is this always amanda's fault i mean kyle's had multiple affairs and they keep you know and she keeps forgiving him and they're multiple and she's like yeah we just don't talk about it oh but we say and we have to sit here and listen to kyle talk about his logs and his bleeding butthole why can't he talk about the

43:40Ben Mandelker: affairs that he never remembers so lindsey outs this because at this point kyle like at this place where they think the edit is is that kyle is just being a terrible husband and negligent and amanda has been crying out for help and just wants him to stop drinking uh so that's why lindsey's like fine i'm gonna pull out some big guns here you know not realizing that this was gonna ultimately backfire in her face because amanda would be the one who would prove to be the villain but uh andrea's like well it's all is it not that you're married you're a married man you can't you can't go out as much anymore as a married man you can't do that and kyle's like that's a married man like why do you keep on saying married man's like well it's a married man's like stop saying that man stop saying that and kyle loses his shit i kind of like that though because i don't like when

44:22Ronnie Karam: And Kyle made a good point against Andrea He's like stop with this Oh when you were married I've been married 10 years You've been married for like 5 minutes Give me a fucking break He's like get back to me when the honeymoon's over

44:35Ben Mandelker: Yeah seriously Although he's been married only for like 3 years But he did say I've got 10 years on you He's like I've got 10 years on you Well yeah yeah

44:42Ronnie Karam: You're right But still He hasn't actually been married 10 But I mean hey

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47:17Ben Mandelker: The good news is that Lindsay and Yvonne patched things up because Yvonne's like, can you not admit that you were just out of pocket at my dinner? She's like, what, because I was defending myself? She's like, no, because I was, I have put in a lot of time and like you weren't even defending me. He's like, oh, really? So now I'm going to defend you. Because I was like really upset and you weren't helping. Well, I'm sorry. Was that like a serious apology? Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, thanks.

47:43Ronnie Karam: I mean, listen, I'm always toxically on Lindsay's side with stuff like this. I'm on her side against Yvonne. I think Yvonne was being a total wuss. Yvonne's been married. She's had multiple ceremonies. As Lindsay pointed out, I like that Lindsay was like, I'm sorry that, you know, everything didn't go perfect on your upteeth. Yeah. Yeah, your upteen celebration. We've had like 30 ,000 celebrations for you, lady. And this was on TV, on the show that I brought you on to. She didn't say all that, but that's what I was saying back to the TV.

48:13Ben Mandelker: Lindsay's been on fire within the city. I think she's been so funny, and she's been just like, I think she's been just reading people left and right. I do think like, yeah, Yvonne has definitely been taking a victory lap with this whole wedding situation. But if you guys are our best friends, and she did plan a dinner, and she's like, you were so busy doing this other stuff, you weren't even defending me. I think Lindsay is allowed, should say, you know, you're right, I could have been a better friend to you, but also, and she sort of got there, and I think Yvonne just was like, okay, this is the best I'm going to get out of her.

48:46Ben Mandelker: I can't do any better. The face that Lindsay was making

48:49Ronnie Karam: at her as Yvonne was doing this whole, like, but you're supposed to be my friend and that was my wedding. And the look that Lizzie had on her face was like this controlled rage, and I was taking it very much as here we go i bring you on to a tv show and the first thing i probably made you promise me was not to turn on me for fucking tv time and here you are trying to start shit with me for tv time that's how i took it um she did not say that but that's how i would feel if i was lindsey like what the hell lady you like you know i think it's we're seeing it with shimia and Portia too it's kind of what we're talking about on that show where it's like oh my gosh this is what happens on reality TV and the first thing you do in the first season is try and make this into a fight with me come on yeah

49:44Ben Mandelker: Lindsay definitely has been having like she has been making a feast of this she has been going nuts on threads like I went on the other day and she's like oh with everything like since the whole like Wes and Amanda thing happened she is, because, you know, Sierra really exploded on threads, and I think Lindsay's like, I'm gonna do it too. And I went on the other day, and she's like, if you talk about someone every single day, and not just chatter, but you really go at them every single day, it's called cyberbullying. I was like, oh, Lindsay is just, she is having a field day with threads. Every day she has some announcement, and guess what?

50:16Ben Mandelker: I love it. Just bring it on. She's doing such a good job. This would be a good time to mention that two hours ago, even though it was pretty much confirmed, Bravo did confirm that the returning cast for summer house that's already filming is of course kyle carl lindsey jesse sierra bailey mia kj and i think it's just i think it's just eight of them are the ones who are guaranteed and not me of course sorry everyone won't be there oh yeah ben was announced ben was um named

50:49Ronnie Karam: in an article he's not coming back i said ben medelker won't be coming back which was which Which was a huge shame. They said I did not connect with the cast. I was like, wow. That Lindsay coming out and saying, hey, you're a bully. That was to Queens of Bravo, I think. Because Queens of Bravo is always posting stuff about her. But then the comments or the replies or whatever. Well, what about you coming after Amanda every day or whoever you don't like coming after them every day? And then the argument is, well, that's the plot of a TV show. And that's someone she actually knows. And it's different than just being some rando on the internet.

51:25Ronnie Karam: i don't know i'm usually on lindsey's side on the show but not as much um on internet i just think it's funny i just like i just

51:33Ben Mandelker: like there's because i just read i hear her i hear her thread things in her voice and i always think that's funny it's like corbin from love island he had an interview with variety and the entire interview i just heard his voice the entire time he's because even because they're like what did you think about being on love island and he literally answers like whoa shit i just like even in his answers he's so corbin like like that was dead ass for me that's got something special like shit um let me be honest with you that's what i

52:08Ronnie Karam: that's what he uh he says that all the time and sincere is like to be honest like to be honest

52:14Ben Mandelker: with you before he lies his fucking face i know i can't i can't wait for sincere's exit interviews Well, I've done a lot of thinking and introspection and I've learned a lot. It's kind of like when you go to a cheesecake factory and you can get a poke bowl, but also a cheesecake and you can get both. But you learn from the poke bowl before you have the cheesecake. But I'm a wiser man now. Shut up.

52:36Ronnie Karam: It's like if you're playing cards and then you have a deck of cards, but then you pull out a baseball and then you put down the baseball. Are you still even playing cards?

52:48Ben Mandelker: Melanie is like, I'm gonna follow my heart. I love that Melanie, when she gets emotional, she clenches her mouth. She's like, I don't care what anyone says. I'm gonna follow my heart. And her mom is like, why? Why wait for him to have a second chance when so many are waiting for their first? I was like, oh, so great.

53:05Ronnie Karam: That was gold, the mom. And then the sincere dad coming on and just telling him off and letting him have it for the entire hour was pretty good. Or the entire two hours. It was pretty great, too. Okay, so after In the Valley, what else did we have?

53:23Ben Mandelker: The Valley, the Valley, the Valley. The Valley. We're still on this trip.

53:29Ronnie Karam: This is the longest friend vacation of all time. I love it.

53:34Ben Mandelker: Just go home. Obviously, Janet has a very powerful scene where she shares about experiences that, sexual assault experiences that traumatize her. that actually really inform a lot of her reactions. But in terms of the quote-unquote lighter stuff on the show, the big thing that happens is that Danny, it's Danny's birthday. Let's go! And they're all at the beach at this Miami Vice-themed party. Who is the person that he goes up to? does he go up to jasmine she goes up to jasmine and is like he starts asking about i think it's jasmine you guys help me he basically starts asking questions about like what the group is saying about him and the drinking etc etc and it turns into another big fight about the drinking and then he starts getting mad that like everything always has to turn into this it's like bro you were the one who brought it up whoever it was that you brought it up to you were the one who started

54:40Ronnie Karam: this well at the game michelle it was michelle for zach's party nia was like don't move your hips daniel because you're gonna upset people you're gonna make them uncomfortable so then he wastedly there's like i can't even get drunk anymore around these people i what am i gonna make you uncomfortable it was disgusting in that whole fucking episode and then he shows up and starts it again danny no one would be talking about it if you didn't go around to every single person demanding an apology you don't deserve an apology like what are you what are you talking

55:12Ben Mandelker: about you're making it like a thing and he's complaining and then he's like he's like all angry that people are bringing it up which he was the one who brought it up because he basically said to michelle's like i heard that you got that apparently i make everyone uncomfortable she's like no i'm just saying that when you drink you'll make people uncomfortable so then he starts like getting all petulant about it. And then Lala's like, what's wrong, Danny? Why are you saying this? And he's like, oh, whatever. I'm out of this bullshit. And she's like, don't talk to me like that. I ain't your wife.

55:45Ben Mandelker: I'm not the bitch.

55:46Ronnie Karam: I'm not that bitch. I'm not the one to come to. And by the way, he's sitting down with mostly the guys, right? Bitching to them. Like, everyone's saying I make them uncomfortable. them all and uh then lala just comes and sits down and starts it with him and has it out which i loved so then he she puts him in his place pretty well you know lala's great when she's aimed at somebody you don't like yeah she was you know because she's like non-stop she called like a poly pocket fucking bitch or something yeah so she goes uh after him and reads him for filth and then nia keeps Daniel Daniel come on Daniel go to bed he's like no and he keeps going and he's wasted and belligerent also just making everybody's point again for another episode in a row

56:39Ben Mandelker: exactly but then she is right in his face she comes around he's sitting in a chair and she comes around and she's putting her face in front of his face and she goes Daniel can you look at your wife can you focus on your wife but they're saying all these things about me can we not focus what they're saying can you focus on what your wife is saying daniel i'm like just bring him a juice like a like a uh like a sippy cup bring him like a juice box or whatever like he was she was actually treating him like a literal six-year-old which he was being a six-year-old but i was also like this is such a fucked up like like relationship dynamic that she comes in she stepped into a mother role with him and then he's like he's just like a like i felt like he should have had like one of those little uh hats with the propellers on it right like he it was just so

57:26Ronnie Karam: bizarre to watch this dynamic yeah it's it's pretty rough going and then she he walks off and then lala come you know he's still bitching or whatever and lala hears him to come fight with him so they're like this and then nia stands in between them so that lala can't talk to danny look i know that nia's trying to protect this guy from looking like a drunk abusive asshole on tv but too late already and it's been the whole entire season of him acting like this and you're the one who went up to him at the gay bar and was like you're making everyone uncomfortable daniel yeah you know what i mean it's like she's kind of like poking him and then being like daniel it's yeah pretty fucked the whole the whole yeah the whole dynamic is pretty

58:17Ben Mandelker: well the hips thing too is like no one was saying about the hips right and when ray was on the show she made such a great point about like all they can see is uncomfortability in terms of like sexual and it's like it's not just that it's that you're just acting in ways that are so deeply annoying and what was so funny is that like nia goes up she leaves him and he stays there at the bar he's like it's my birthday and he's crying because he's like i was just looking forward to like end of the night and walking up to the to the room with my wife and having an intimate moment i was really looking forward to that moment it's not gonna happen i was like you're crying because you're not having sex tonight that's what you're doing right now oh god she's like sitting there

58:55Ronnie Karam: she's got the baby she's got all she's got this baby that still latched to her and he's like what about the birthday shakes earlier and she's like oh god i don't know the baby's in the room why we shouldn't do that in front of the baby because you could make an adjustment or something he says something he's just so chillingly disgusting this guy um i thought jasmine was great in this one too when she said you know this danny it's like it's not even the sexual stuff at this point like it's how you talk to women it's how you're approaching women he's like getting in everybody in all these women's faces and confronting but what are you doing what are you doing how stupid are you at this point i don't know this that show is still one of the most frustrating for me to watch it's as i said earlier on this season i feel like this show is just making us watch guys act abusively towards their wives and i don't like it it's like you got rid of jack's doing that shit and now we have danny doing that shit and like i just don't i don't find it entertaining i just i can't no well

59:57Ben Mandelker: there's two more episodes two more episodes and then probably three reunions so get ready maybe two reunions i don't know but like it's gonna be with us for at least four more weeks oh my god

1:00:09Ronnie Karam: and then kristen and luke on the boat kristen comes up and she's like oh god well this is

1:00:15Ben Mandelker: jesse's fault too by the way this is jesse jesse's being a real dick as usual jesse's getting

1:00:22Ronnie Karam: off very easy this season i think because of things going on with everybody else but yeah Jesse's still gross

1:00:28Ben Mandelker: Well because he goes up to Kristen and says By the way is everything okay Because I spoke with Luke last night And Luke said he doesn't see himself marrying you And it's like why would you say that Like why would you butt in like that And also you don't know the Like you don't understand Like it's so You know they are struggling so hard And they seem to be having a good day Why would you do that

1:00:54Ronnie Karam: Yeah so then of course Kristen goes up on this boat and Luke's drunk and he's lying down and Kristen's like did you, you don't see yourself with me? And then Luke, because Luke is an idiot as well, is like, well I wouldn't marry you tomorrow. I mean, with everything we've got going on why what? So then Kristen gets, oh my god Well he said something very

1:01:14Ben Mandelker: callous. He said something callous along the lines of like, well apparently I'm not allowed to have any emotions if you're not, like you're the only one here who's allowed to have emotions. Something like that. And he's like sorry, that was dick. And Kristen's like, it's fine. like he already gave Kristen what she needed so that way she could look out the side of the boat like oh so he's like okay I'm gonna walk away yeah um so what's the last one OC the last one um well we already we recapped OC uh someone in the comments wanted us to talk about last week's uh house of the dragons um so uh I uh I really I'm loving this season and I will say what I really liked about, not last night's because we'll talk about that tomorrow, but last week's.

1:01:58Ben Mandelker: I liked that it was just a big old administrative episode. I love those Game of Thrones episodes where they're just walking around King's Landing dealing with the small folk and like, my sheep, I need money for my sheep. And then someone else is like, we're out of candles. This is a priority, we're out of candles. And I'm like, I love that shit. I love when it's just like, have to deal with all this. It's like Judge Judy. it's like the Judge Judy episode where like everyone has to like make their appeals and like I I really dig those episodes more so than the sweeping epic things sometimes so I loved

1:02:34Ronnie Karam: love love love that is classic Game of Thrones where someone finally gets the power that they've been fighting so hard for and then they get there and they realize this sucks like you're now the leader of all these people who are just bugging you over the dumbest shit you know well I mean hunger the first day you know yeah it's not you know nothing but yeah and then yeah she has her period on the very first day um she's like oh and then the rats come into the castle you know there's rats that was far because egg on killed all the rat catchers so there's no rat catchers left but then she served the rats as like a meal as like guess what rich people you now have to

1:03:14Ben Mandelker: give us money um yeah i i enjoyed it i think that this season of house the dragon is like really working for me because it feels very multi-dimensional for the first time it feels like there's like lots of different things happening different places that are all intertwining it's not as like two-dimensional so i'm all about it and let me tell you something i've never i've never identified more with the show than when that guy was like we're out of candles what do we do if we don't have any candles there's a candle shortage we need tallow it's like yeah we need tallow it's like the mcb's this week yanks mcb mcb tallow for yeah the tallow the tallow episode uh is on tonight for mcb and yanks oh can't wait uh so that covers the week of

1:04:01Ronnie Karam: that um we are going to finish the audio version of this now and chat with a few of you guys on video so if you want to chat with us on video just stay here on youtube for everybody on instagram and on audio thanks so much for being here we'll see you in another couple of weeks and join us on the regular podcast every day of course boing bye watch what crappens would like to thank its premium

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