#3463 Below Deck Med S11E07 Part Two: The Bigger They Come, The Harder They Fall

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1:16Ben Mandelker: What happens when there's so much that happens? It's so funny. What happens when there's so much that happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

1:42Ronnie Karam: And then we get Sandy texting Norma. For the, I think the first time this season. First time this season. It was great. She was like, hey, Norma, it's me. Just checking on availability. Not yours. I know you're available. Hilarious. But just checking on available deckhands. Okay. Bloop.

2:02Ben Mandelker: Hey, this is Norma. When you say it's me, I have this name written under the account. Big slut face with stupid hair. Is that Captain Sandy? I just want to confirm. Bloop.

2:14Ronnie Karam: bloop well hey listen if i'm a slut at least i'm a slut without i'm a slut with options okay there single pringle all right bloop oh you got options what what are what are those options um gg gg fernandez and uh her tennis racket bloop also uh not my best word bloop Wow I can't even believe you have enough money To say the name Gigi Fernandez In text, that's crazy By the way, just heard of Aisha's wedding DJ With the trombone player It's just like your non-wedding With the sad trombone player Follows you around all the time Sad horns Well

3:00Ben Mandelker: At least I don't look Like a trombone With my hair

3:11Ronnie Karam: Well I'll tell you this Your hold is certainly plugged less than a trombone's

3:14Ben Mandelker: Bloop Yeah but Let me tell you something At least I know how to At least I know how to handle a trombone If you know what I'm saying Bloop

3:29Ronnie Karam: Wow this text is about as spicy as your love life Just send me a decant Bloop

3:35Ben Mandelker: Well enjoy Your boat of semen Pun intended I'll be here in my clean sheets That are definitely clean Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop

3:50Ronnie Karam: Poor thing You're probably even jealous of the spurt Of the sheets that got sperm down Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop

3:57Ben Mandelker: Next time Next time I I see an eye booger and your face. I'm going to question it. I'm really rattled by this. Bloop.

4:10Ronnie Karam: Well, it beats eating. I'm like you normally do. Okay, have a good one there, Norms. Bloop.

4:17Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I'll see if anyone's available.

4:19Ronnie Karam: Love ya. Love ya, bitch. Love ya, bitch. So then we go back to the galley. Asha and Stu are gossiping about all the terrible fucking men. And Asha's like, well, I can tell you my least favorite is Billy. my favorite is will i'll take him he's got a nice gentle energy

4:40Ben Mandelker: this is barely saying anything except wow teachers am i right so um teachers are so underserved

4:49Ronnie Karam: yeah which by the way is true it's just such a kiss assy thing to say you know it's like i don't want to hear you talk i want to see you uh clear somebody's like amazon teacher list show me the receipts you know what i mean show me your cleared teacher lists yeah exactly

5:08Ben Mandelker: suzanne klein um so uh sorry i was looking up i was trying to look up who this who this person is suzanne klein and see if like watch her be like actually she's done like amazing work and And she's helped all sorts of people in various countries learn how to write and empower them to get on career paths and move on and find success. And we're like, bitch, ordering non-spiny lobster.

5:32Ronnie Karam: I found her. Yeah. Greater Saginaw, Midland Bay City area content developer. National Geographic Learning. I'm an editor and content developer with more than 10 years of experience developing science content, leading projects, and streamlining processes.

5:54Ronnie Karam: You're also an asshole a lot of the time. So then Luke is still trying to kiss Joy's ass and he's taking out the trash. And he's like, oh, I'll do this. I'll do it. And she's like, it's rotten. Well, you deserve. You deserve it. You deserve rotten trash.

6:11Ben Mandelker: he's like yeah but i don't know how much more punishment i need because it's getting to be a bit much for me like i'm getting punished by a lot of people it's just getting heavy oh like your nuts just unload them somewhere like your load like your load on nathan's bed she's like okay i have bigger fish to take care of go rotten trash yeah so uh seems like luke luke please come to the bridge. Let me rephrase that. Please make your way to the bridge. Thank you so much. Come to the bridge, not on it.

6:42Ronnie Karam: Okay.

6:44Ben Mandelker: Does anyone know if Luke is coming up here? Oh, I mean, let me rephrase that.

6:50Ronnie Karam: He's like, oh, God. Hi. I think you probably know what this is about. He's like, I do, which I regret. And I'm showing that regret with a hard on. Please don't look at it. It's very embarrassing.

7:05Ben Mandelker: you know what? What Luke did, it's potentially a fireball offense. It's unprecedented, like Norma getting a second date. So I'm going to give it some thought. And then I'll make my decision on how we handle this after this charter. You know who never has to make a decision on how to handle something? Anyone who goes on a date with Norma. But in the meantime, because of the severity of the situation, I need to write this report. It's official. It's an official report. That's something other captains will see. It's going to be part of the SWTWVWX oath that I took that says, when you write a report, make sure it's in Times New Roman.

7:43Ben Mandelker: Great font.

7:44Ronnie Karam: Okay? His name was Luke. He spermed on sheets. All right? Get it to everybody. Tell everybody about it. Guess what? This is the first SCTW report that includes a cum shot. Okay? Please verify your identity in certain states before you read this report.

8:02Ben Mandelker: Jeez. People don't know that STCW stands for so that come. Wow.

8:11Ronnie Karam: Listen, there's protocols when it comes to what you did for Nathan. You know, and for three days. Come on. You know what I mean? Imagine that being you. So I just wanted to give you heads up. Oh, God. No pun intended. Really, there are so many puns involving what you did, and I just never really thought of them before.

8:30Ben Mandelker: Look, Luke, this is a hard situation. Oh, God, no. Okay, look. Okay. I, uh, can you, okay, I'm going to bring out a trombone. Wow, I can't even say trombone without even having a little bit of an innuendo in there, can I?

8:48Ronnie Karam: Did somebody say trombone? Mother and bride, Dan.

8:59Ben Mandelker: he's like i'm devastated my career means so much to me i'm so scared that this could be the end of it for me and for something like this i can't believe that i let my boss sleep in my splooge for three three days in a row and it could actually cost me my career yeah it's crazy

9:17Ronnie Karam: how many times we've watched you finish in one season luke absolutely crazy and also luke crying about his career didn't he tell us at the beginning of the season that he's had like 90 million careers and he can't keep one this is yodin is just like his latest one but he's only done a couple you don't really have a career you're kind of trying it out and you're failing and this

9:41Ben Mandelker: report is bad news because i don't know um how carefully other captains are hiring people pay attention to below deck i don't know if it's a situation where like oh it's a reality show like whatever like like we don't really take it that seriously but if you get like a report that says he let his boss sleep in his semen for three days straight like that that's like a more of a that's like going along with your resume like that's bad that's like his career is actually

10:12Ronnie Karam: fucked i think although his only fans career has just begun here we go no that guy will come off below no pun intended below deck and go straight into only fans where actually i think that'd be great climaxing is a plus you know he's gonna do great this is like a plus where his future resume.

10:33Ben Mandelker: Yeah, get that body to work. Make that semen work for you, not against you.

10:40Ronnie Karam: Yeah, so he's like, my whole body is numb. I feel like I'm losing everything. My dad left when I was five. That's very sad, and you do not get to use that right now. Your tragedy card is declined. I'm not listening to your trauma card. No. Coach, come get this trauma cloak. You don't get to wear it.

11:00Ben Mandelker: I'm so used to watching people go that's why it's important for me to come

11:04Ronnie Karam: and he says since his dad left that's always why he's wanted to be so perfect what is perfect about what you're doing? you're torturing the women that you're supposedly trying to please and then you're coming all over your boss's sheets, that is not trying to be perfect this is such a guy thing too I'm sorry I'm not perfect

11:27Ben Mandelker: I know, he goes now i've hit people and i wasn't a man of integrity you're just yes but like ultimately this was not a lapse of integrity this is a lapse of motivation like you were just lazy okay so he's like i mean how ironic you make your bed and you lie in it like i'm not lying in any beds

11:46Ronnie Karam: you're making i'll tell you that much yes you didn't make the bed and someone lied in it don't you understand so then we go to the galley they're doing a paris dinner and um they're going to be floating candles you know and that's going to be crazy so everyone's getting ready for dinner amy's asking suzanne who she wants to spend more time with and she likes will yeah isn't will the

12:11Ben Mandelker: one who turns out to be a total no that's billy oh it's billy will is will's the guy with the long hair who's like gentle and nice and so um uh there's something at the table and um uh the bachelors are gossiping about like who's at the bottom of the bachelor pile for suzanne um

12:32Ronnie Karam: so now sandy and joe are we do i'm so sorry i just wanted to get this little part in we see a little clip of jen setting the table with kaylee and she goes yeah i'm going to paris right after this because my parents just won't stop paying for shit. Kaylee's like, wow, sick. It's great. It's exciting.

12:53Ben Mandelker: Wow. It's wonderful. So, Sandy is asking Joe how his mom is and she's like, her friend Pam said that mom's going to probably be okay. And Joe's really appreciative of having that she followed up and that's why there's that's what he loves about sandy and now the guests sit down for dinner and um and sugar baby's having some beef and everyone's having lobster but suzanne does not like her lobster and and i don't remember why she didn't like it i'm just gonna say she is she's she's an idiot but uh she does not like the lobster at all and so joy is like so they are they happy and she's

13:39Ronnie Karam: like yes but you know she wants different flavors oh they're babies i think it was great yeah it's not really that even that she just didn't like it it's just how she acts she's like ew no yeah i don't like this at all like i was expecting like a michelin star i mean what is this like curry or something in here yeah yeah i wouldn't uh i don't know if i was on a if i was on like a first date with somebody man or a woman and that's how they respond to a dinner it's not you know what i mean it's not just being like yeah i don't really care for this i wonder you know maybe she'll have something better next something but just being like like what like like michelin what shut up suzanne you're like you're sitting here dating six losers without a job not not one of them has formed a coherent sentence i don't even know what the fuck you're doing and your dog is walking around pissing all over the boat so i don't want to hear it from you

14:41Ben Mandelker: about your michelin star expectations we're so mad we're so bad at her i am i you know it's not

14:49Ronnie Karam: just her it's all of them it's her amy and all of these guys they're just gross the whole concept Yeah, they're just gross people.

14:58Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I agree. So yeah, she's unhappy.

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17:28Ben Mandelker: Joy is, this is the first time Joy's had like an issue with a guest. And she just feels like, she's like, you know, if you're bad because of when you want to do a great job, if your guests don't like your food, you feel useless, especially on a French night with your French chef. My ego is smashed. Like, don't let this lady shatter your French ego. You are the best little French chef that we know.

17:49Ronnie Karam: Yeah, she's only shattering your ego to make her own bigger, you know? And I think maybe that's the other reason that I just hate Suzanne because I really like Joy. So I think I'm getting defensive, you know? How dare you mess with Joy? How dare you? I will say this. She's one of the best people that's standing up to the losers on this boat. And I will not have it from you, Suzanne.

18:14Ben Mandelker: No, I will say this, though. I did like the way that Suzanne dressed. I'm going to give her credit for that. She sort of had like a nice sort of waspy kind of look. So I'll give Suzanne. I like her style. You love a wasp. If she ran me over on a bird scooter, chef's kiss. That's who you want to run you over on a bird scooter, Suzanne. no no Suzanne's too young she's too young I need I need like another 10 years on her before she can

18:41Ronnie Karam: run me over and I and I enjoy it right so uh then we go to rapid fire questions game everybody's gonna get a card and they have to answer so Brian goes first and it's what's your most controversial opinion in dating. And he's like, oh, this guy, douchey hat, douchey suspenders. He looks douche, douche. I just can't, no other word will come to mind. And he goes, well, you know, just the way the women are acting now, their beliefs, their values. I mean, it's just so difficult to find a traditional woman. Hasn't been in my favor lately. Oh, wow. So you're around a bunch of women you can't grab on the ass uh call it toots what you're dressed like you're dressed

19:29Ben Mandelker: like al capone at a theme party with the rhode island cast and then you're wondering why you can't find a traditional you can't find any woman properly because you look ridiculous and so don't stop blaming it on like can't find a traditional woman believe me we're we're in like year two of like MAGA America, you can find your traditional women, okay? They're around. Yeah, they're out there. They're out there. Trust me.

19:57Ronnie Karam: It's not the women, it's you, sir. Go to Santa Clarita, maybe. Santa Clarita. Wow, Santa Clarita is really getting it this season.

20:05Ben Mandelker: Well, no, did you see that Nia was, she went on to Fox News to talk, like, advice for how to make marriages work. It's like, really, Nia? What? Oh, God.

20:15Ronnie Karam: Just accept everything your pig husband does. Accept every kind of behavior and emotional abuse that your husband throws at you. That's how to make it work.

20:25Ben Mandelker: When in doubt, put on a pioneer dress.

20:30Ronnie Karam: When in doubt, just say, yes, sir. Doing great over there. You seem super happy over there.

20:37Ben Mandelker: Yes. Glad it's working for you. Yeah, doing great. Doing great in Santa Clarita. I can't wait to see what happens this week. Did you watch it yet, by the way? No. Okay, I haven't either. I had a dream about it last night. I woke up this morning being like, oh, God, something terrible is going to happen on the Valley this week. I just know it. I wish that show finished as quickly as Luke.

21:04Ben Mandelker: Definitely leaves enough stains. Truly.

21:08Ronnie Karam: Truly. Someone needs to watch that show's sheets 100%. So the cat hears this And she's like oh gross He was talking about how these women these days Have no morals or values I hate men like that I mean read the room No one's gonna fuck with that You dress like you're in the 20s It's literally not the 1920s

21:32Ben Mandelker: So the Suzanne Then they get some Like a flamin' on or something And turbo And turbot and Suzanne doesn't like anything that's being served to her. She's very, very upset. So Will is like, you know, I'm so sorry you don't like this food. She goes, well, I mean, I was expecting Michelin star. I mean, maybe I should lower my expectations. You mean you were expecting Michelin star food on a reality show discount yacht where you're going on a fake dating extravaganza and you're expecting Michelin star food? Man.

22:06Ronnie Karam: Although you are doing really well at lowering your expectations. I will give you that. that's for sure relationship lies at least so then we go to luke and nathan and their bunk and um nathan comes in for a shower and looks like hey man i'm really sorry will you give me will you still give me a chance to be your bro and nathan just stops and then he smells his armpit and he's

22:29Ben Mandelker: like i really need a shower sleeves you see that when you're when you're feeling unhygienic how you just clean something in those moments. See how I do that? So then dinner ends and Kat goes to bed and Joy tells Jo she's looking at the pictures of all the guys and she's like, all these bachelors are catfish because none of them look like their picture. Asia, don't you agree? And she's like, well, you're doing great work. Don't feel bad. So then joy tells joe which one's joe again joe joe the one with you know joe can you believe it that like like luke has taken up so much of my brain space that i've forgotten that joe was there yeah i was like which one's joe i can't remember is there a joe on this show right now

23:27Ronnie Karam: yeah luke's done the hard work for sure so then we cut to billy the bachelor and he's in his cabin with the door open and he's wasted blabbing on the phone at top volume he's like hey baby baby i want to see you sunday night when i come home i'm gonna take you out for a real nice night baby i want you so bad oh my god you're fucking sexy much prettier than this idiot they brought on here well it's trash jump get it far go okay can't wait to see you sunday baby hey could you show me your tits show right now just send them over the phone baby i it was so over the top that

24:09Ben Mandelker: i had to wonder if this was just scripted i was like what is happening here this this is so crazy he was like oh wow i miss you so much baby oh i'm gonna take you out for a nice night whoa you're so fucking sexy baby you're so much better than that other girl baby i was like is this is this is this does he really talk like this he is either scripted and a producer plant or he he is just

24:38Ronnie Karam: i 100 believe it i don't think it's really did yeah i think that these douchebags are like really thirsty reality guys that go to like reality show auditions and can't get work because they're aging guys and they get put on this show for one episode and they're like all right i'm going on a dating show for me yeah goes to the bar like yeah yeah I'm gonna be on a dating show yeah it's coming out this summer so check it out acting like they're the stars of the show you know it's like most of the contestants that go on the dating shows they've really got dates and girlfriends and boyfriends and stuff in real life and they're just you know pulling a bunch of shit to be on TV wow

25:20Ben Mandelker: so Jen is Jen hears this and she's like Christ dude I mean you seriously come on this boat to find love and now you're on the phone with another woman. She feels this deeply. And, uh, Billy's like, hey, baby, can you send me a little tease, please? And Jen tells us, I mean, I think Suzanne should know. I mean, maybe I should, like, maybe I might bring something up to Amy. Guess what? Billy's a little liar. And he splooged on his sheets. Yeah.

25:48Ronnie Karam: Going to Paris. So then, uh, everyone goes to bed, and Luke's texting his mom. And he's like, feeling dead, mom. I'm all alone on this boat. And she's like, you're not alone you have me no hashtag boy mom you need to be telling off your son man like what did you do exactly because she knows so now it's the next morning and everyone's getting

26:10Ben Mandelker: ready for a horseback excursion and um uh so then there's some talk about getting this up and running and it just says at the beginning of the season seeing joe take an interest in one of my stews, I was very worried about him throwing a spanner into the works. It's almost like chucking a lava cake into a trombone. It just won't work out well. But, to my utter surprise, the lava cake works. Kaylee is the first who's actually quite equally saying, just keep it fun. So I give them my full blessing for now.

26:47Ronnie Karam: Ben Coop is asking Joy for some foods. Like, pay me, pay me three more. She's like, you want one? So she gives him a pastry and he scarves it down and then we go to um asha asking suzanne or she's talking to suzanne and suzanne's asking her what she thinks of the guys and she really only likes will and suzanne's like yeah he's emotionally intelligent and he has long hair like my guru

27:14Ben Mandelker: yeah so um koop starts to go and he's like i think they had peanuts i'm highly allergic to peanuts yeah and we see that um on the first uh first charter uh he told joy that he is allergic to peanuts he's like i can already feel a lump in my throat starting to form i mean i do carry an epi pen most the time but a band really usually takes care of it i'm new to the industry and the last thing i want to do is be a liability i just need to keep on working yeah nothing says not a liability than um dying on the naughty boy out back won't be a problem at all for everyone

27:54Ronnie Karam: yeah where's this epi pen come on coop i really like coop i don't want to see coop choke to death on a peanut peanuts are one of the most difficult things to be allergic to i think because there are so many there are peanuts and so many random things that you wouldn't think you know peanut oil yeah it's in a lot of stuff so then uh we go to asia and uh And she's telling, she's still giving a rundown on the guys. And she says that Billy seems like he's full of shit. And Suzanne's like, no.

28:26Ben Mandelker: No, Billy. No way. Not the guy who dressed up like trying to be Bugsy Malone. Wait, that was Billy? That's the same guy? Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. You're right. Billy was not. Was Billy the guy who did that? I can't keep that They all kind of looked alike There was like two guys with long hair Two or three guys that looked like Billy and Brian and Kirk or whatever And like there was like one guy who was not That was Brian

29:00Ronnie Karam: I scrolled up in the notes Yeah, that was Brian Who was Kirk?

29:04Ben Mandelker: I thought Brian was Kirk

29:06Ronnie Karam: I don't know So Coop is dying While I'm scrolling to see Suspenders who's wearing the suspenders and Coop goes to Joy and he's like, I think were there, are there peanuts in this? And he holds up a container and he has to translate, he has to translate the label from Greek to English. And he's like, yeah, because she says, no, it's just hazelnut. It says hazelnut on it. And he's like, well, let me look at the back. So he does a Google translate. He's like, nope, says it contains peanuts. And she's like, oh no.

29:41Ben Mandelker: I feel like hazelnut is a bit too close for comfort. I don't know if I would have fed him. But honestly, I'm going to say this. I think that Coop, she made these things for the guests. And she, as chef, should definitely be like, oh, that has nuts in it, right? But she's doing her job. She's working. She's focused on other things. She's not like sit and make something intentionally for Coop. And he comes in. He's like, oh, I'm going to say this. I think, Coop, you've got to say, does this have nuts in it? And then you take your little pastry. Because these were made for the guests. She's doing five million things.

30:18Ben Mandelker: It's just not where her mind is at right now.

30:23Ronnie Karam: So she's like, I don't want you to die. And then, poor guy. He's like, it's okay. I'm scared. Where's your EpiPen? Have an EpiPen. I know. So he tells Joe and then Nathan. Nathan. And then Nathan calls the captain and he's saying that his throat closes up. And so he barfs and then he tells everyone he took subenadryl and stuff. And she's like, oh, we are not taking the risk. I want a medic to come see you right now. And he's like, oh, she goes, don't worry. It's not Norma. He's like, okay.

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33:10Ben Mandelker: So then Kat is telling, Kat's checking in on Coop. She's like, are you okay? He's like, yeah, I'm okay. Just I think I'm okay right now. I'm starting to get some hobs and can't really breathe. And the room is sort of seeing vivid colors. I'm fine. Everything's fine with me. Don't worry about me so much.

33:26Ronnie Karam: I'm actually scared for you. Then we go to Joy. She's seeing the medics come in, go to the crew cabins, and she starts crying. And she's like, oh, my God. I don't know. Maybe because Suzanne is difficult, maybe I would not make attention. And now Cooper is about to die. So then Cooper is with the medics, and he's saying he's starting to feel better. And Joy, meanwhile, is just crying. upset. She's like, I'm a city chef in the city building.

33:53Ben Mandelker: Sandy's like, how are you feeling, Coop? Huh? And he's like, well, I definitely have some hobs, but I don't feel the urge to throw up anymore. Well, yeah, that's enough about your date with Norma. Okay, okay. Oh, okay. No, no, this is not a time for joking. I apologize. We got to be serious about this. Okay, so he's stable, Doc? Huh? Like, yeah, he's fine. She's like, okay. Well, what a relief to hear that from the medic that Cooper's going to be okay because when you have such a healthy young man so vulnerable, it's hard to see. Making sure that he's taken care of is my number one priority. Well, my number one priority is finishing that episode of Wind.

34:30Ben Mandelker: God, what a cliffhanger. But my number two priority is making sure this guy doesn't die on me.

34:36Ronnie Karam: So breakfast, Suzanne actually likes breakfast. And then we cut to Joy crying. And she's like, I almost killed him. Sandy's like, you didn't almost kill him. He's fine. Okay. Well, maybe you did almost kill him, but you know what, what doesn't kill you makes you, God, did he get taller? Does what doesn't kill you make you, I didn't remember him being that tall. God, he's a tall guy still choking. Why are you crying? You didn't do any of this. It's okay. Come back to me, joy.

35:04Ben Mandelker: So, um, you know, cat is, uh, you know, saying that you should take it easy, you know? And she's like, when you were all down there, I'm like, oh he's not gonna make it and he's like oh i kept saying i'm fun it's like yeah but why are you treating you like you're like one little sign of weakness and you'll be out like i can't think like that he's like cat says uh that like cooper's been the first guy that i've opened up to in like a year so it's like really scary i hate it but it's like i love it at the same time i almost i almost lost the man that i love oh my god it was like my girl all over again he's like i'm fun Oh my gosh.

35:40Ben Mandelker: Awesome Rob. My girl. That movie was so sad. I never saw it actually.

35:44Ronnie Karam: Oh my God. I was not expecting that. I was very young and I was like sobbing at a stupid Macaulay Culkin movie. What the hell? So then Luke sees some defenses down. Joy is crying. So I was very stressed in this scene, you know? Yeah. Because of course he's going to rush in and try it.

36:08Ben Mandelker: Right. And she's vulnerable. She's feeling so bad that she's feeling like she's messed up with the guests. She feels like she almost killed Cooper. And so Luke, of course, comes in and is able to, like, burst through, which made me so unhappy.

36:24Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So she's like, I had a rough morning. I almost killed Cooper. I made protein ball, but I guess there was peanut inside. He turned purple. And then they made game, and I was crying. And then I wanted to jump apart. It was very, very hard. And so he hugs her and she lets him And she's like, you know, I can be very hard Not as hard as him Jeez But I feel safe with him for one minute And he knows how to calm me down This is true

36:52Ben Mandelker: Well, he's lucky to be alive and that's all that matters Also, I think I just came Okay, all right, you go, you get out of the kitchen So now Suzanne comes into the kitchen And she's checking in And Joy wants to make some table-side guacamole for this excursion where they're going to be taking horses off to who knows where. But Suzanne does not want garlic. In fact, Suzanne is going over the entire menu with Joy. And she's like, okay, I don't want garlic in the guacamole. I also like no onions, no avocado. I have a question. Can you make guacamole with air?

37:30Ronnie Karam: Can you do like a whipped air, a table-side air? Really? my guru says I should stay away from avocados, but I love guacamole. Make that work somehow. Oh, and by the way, no onions, no green peppers. Okay. She's like, well, we are going to roll some potato tacos. That would be crispy. She's like, yeah, no, no. Okay, I'll remove potato taco. Maybe beetroot. She's like, oh, yeah, I love beetroot, but I just don't know how that I don't get how that goes with like modern Mexican. Really? Because it does.

38:02Ben Mandelker: Yeah. She's like, can I get a tortilla? But instead of a tortilla, can you make it lettuce? And instead of lettuce, can you just make it the plate? And just here's what I would love. I would love some cold water lobster on the plate. And then you just tell me it's guacamole. Okay, I could do this for you.

38:20Ronnie Karam: So Joy's miserable. Now it's time for an excursion. And Billy, the pig who was FaceTiming that chick last night, is telling Suzanne, he's like, oh, we have such a great chemistry, don't we? Wow.

38:33Ben Mandelker: yeah and then there's this other guy the other long-haired guy who's not will he hasn't really said much but uh he's getting carsick he's like and then um uh then sandy's checking on nathan she's like hey how's luke he's like really quiet yeah i spoke to him oh did you i didn't ask yeah sometimes you don't need to ask which is uh which is what i always tell the guys who normally go on a date with who say, is it okay if I just leave her at the table? I say, sometimes

39:05Ronnie Karam: you don't need to ask. Sometimes you don't need to ask. An enormous case the men never do.

39:13Ronnie Karam: So interior Asia's like, sugar baby don't worry, I'm just going to vacuum your very loud machine. Here, will this make it better?

39:26Ronnie Karam: Even sugar baby loves it.

39:42Ben Mandelker: You are the wind beneath my wings, sugar baby. We want to make that off our first dance together. A trombone bit middle of song.

39:54Ronnie Karam: And then we go to the excursion. Three men are going to ride with Suzanne. One of them's Billy Yeah But don't worry guys Everyone is going to get time with Suzanne later I know we are dying to get a piece of Suzanne I know

40:10Ben Mandelker: I know what you're all thinking When do I get to have some romantic One on one time with a lady who wrote a curriculum But don't you worry She hates onions She loves a curriculum

40:24Ronnie Karam: You will have your moment Meanwhile Jen is decorating for a furry themed dinner party. I can't. Which is, of course, what you're going to have

40:33Ben Mandelker: when you're trying to find romance.

40:36Ronnie Karam: Yes. Kinks. So then we go to the excursion. We go back to the excursion. They're setting up some fun stuff for them to do. Brian, long-haired guy, is getting sick and he needs to barf so now they have to all turn back and go home. Back to the movie.

41:02Ben Mandelker: If I could turn back, Brian.

41:08Ben Mandelker: I'm now just doing a trombone game show where you have to name the tune that I'll be playing at my wedding.

41:15Ronnie Karam: So meanwhile, Luke and Nathan, everybody's getting ready for the guest to come right back. And Luke tries to have another talk with Nathan. And Nathan's like, look, I don't know why you didn't just change the fucking sheets. Like, why wouldn't you just strip the sheets and say, listen, I fucking done this last night. And he's like, I forgot.

41:32Ben Mandelker: You didn't forget. Because he kept on saying, like, every time I go in there, the machines are being used. So no, you didn't forget. So Nathan's like, fucking just cut out the excuses and take ownership of it. It's like, but I've earned my mistakes. Ownership isn't waiting three days, letting someone sleep in the bed. And then them finding out through the grapevine, at the end of the day, you get coming for coming. and I'm the bosun. I'm your HOD. I have a son at home now. I have a family at home. Oh, we're using the son card. Now listen, how do you think that son was made in the first place? So then it's like, I'm sleeping in that shit?

42:09Well, I mean, it was better, presumably.

42:11Ronnie Karam: I get it, Nathan. Like, you're completely in the right here, but you don't need to pull out the, and I have a son now. Yeah, it's still horrifying to people without sons and wives. Okay? It's equally disrespectful to those people who have not had a child yet.

42:27Ben Mandelker: I have a son now. The only thing that's allowed to be on my body is pee-pee and poo-poo. So Luke is like, I'd rather be fired than work with a bosun who thinks I'm a piece of shit.

42:40Ronnie Karam: Well, then stop being a piece of shit. So then Joy is cooking, and she's like, this is so difficult. Then Aisha is worried about the chef because she's so stressed out and she's so good at her job. And this is all bringing her down. And then she's eating with Kat later, Aisha. And she's asking about Cooper. And Kat's really into him, but she's in her head. And then the guys are in the van. And Suzanne's like, wow, Kaylee and Joe, do you guys have a little romance or something going on? Oh, my God. I'm a, that's so cute. By the way, Will, yeah, I'm so chatty. I think being around horses has made me chatty or Will.

43:26Ronnie Karam: Maybe it's you. Maybe I like your energy or maybe you feel like you're being upstaged by two people with actual chemistry when you are surrounded by six losers with no jobs.

43:39Ben Mandelker: Will's like, I have to admit something. I really enjoy a spiny lobster. So then Nathan and Luke are on the tender to fetch the guests and it's awkward. They're not saying anything. And Luke is like, every centimeter of space that I share with Nathan does feel awkward as hell. Yeah, because every centimeter of space has a little bit of splooge on it. So Aisha and Joy are in the galley and it's like, so what are we going to have for the dinner? And it's going to be a bunch of ceviches. And Joy says, last night Suzanne didn't have any nice words about dinner, so going into this dinner, I'm not feeling the most confident.

44:13Ben Mandelker: I'm already 99 % sure of what I can, but I will keep on pushing harder. My goal is to get one compliment from Suzanne by the end of this chat.

44:20Ronnie Karam: I'm like, good luck with that one. Luke comes down to check on Joy and he's like, I just wanted to give you a hug. And she's like, then give me a hug. No, Joy, no, stay strong, Joy. Don't accept the hug. Don't accept it. He tells us that if Nathan is still this ferocious and visceral with me a day and a half afterwards, after a hundred apologies and the season can't go back to normal, even remotely to what it was after all of this, I just don't think it can ever go back. Yeah, it's called the consequences of your actions.

44:58Ben Mandelker: Consequences of my actions.

45:01Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So he asks Sandy for a meeting and goes up to the bridge, and he's like, listen, should I take my cat ears off? Because I'm dressed for this furry party. She's like, nah, cats are cute. He's like, oh, God.

45:15Ben Mandelker: We're trying new things. You know, firing someone because of splooging on sheets is new for me. Having them wear little kitty ears while they're doing it. Also new. So let's try it out. Let's remix it. It's 2026.

45:25Ronnie Karam: Listen, let's just pretend you're a cat apologizing for splooging on a sheet. And then I'll kind of get it. Who doesn't forgive cats?

45:33Ben Mandelker: Well, a cat does have nine splooges. It's lives. It's lives. Okay. Well, I feel like I'm being, like, I'm just causing a lot of drama. It's causing a bit of disruption with everything and it's breaking the flow. And I just want to remove myself. Sorry, go ahead there. Go ahead there. It's a bit of a sticky situation I find myself in. There, kitty, kitty. There, there. I just want to, you know, skeet on out of here. Oh, wow.

46:08Ronnie Karam: I've never even heard that one before, but it sounds gross. It's a crazy cat.

46:15Ben Mandelker: quite frankly it didn't even make sense in the context that i used it how you're really going down in flames aren't you oh rich he was a big actor back then i'm having i'm having less fun now than the time i went out skeet shooting there you go

46:31Ronnie Karam: that's a better context shooting was another pun though god this is just getting more and

46:37Ben Mandelker: more awkward kitty cat you can't get to it he's like sorry no got a lot it's just i've got a load on my shoulders with this one oh wow how'd you get it up there you know me being on the team right

46:51Ronnie Karam: now it's causing disruption breaking the flow and i just wanted to remove myself from that equation wow god if only the equation were sheets am i right are you talking about a chat you're having

47:03Ben Mandelker: with Norma on Tinder? No, no, no. I think the best thing for me is to leave. Wow. If he quits, does that mean he doesn't have it on his record? Does the report not get generated? No, you don't. You don't come.

47:25Ronnie Karam: You can't squeeze the toothpaste back into the tube. That report is written. That man worked on a boat, came all over someone's sheets and left them there. He's not he's not getting out of this report wise yeah wow well yeah I think he was going to get fired anyway yeah Captain Sandy was just waiting for Norma to find somebody but oh gosh bye yeah get out of there bad news yeah take Amy with you and all these douchebags on the boat and Suzanne rid of them alright everybody thank you so much for being here please do not leave here and eat a lobster a lobster that is from warm water don't be a

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