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28 Jul 2026 · 53m · 18 chapters

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#3478 Below Deck Med S11E08 Part One: Come From Away

In short

Below Deck Mediterranean S11E08 Part One recap, centered on Luke quitting/being forced out, crew chaos during a windy final charter night, and relationship/romance setups (furries, matchmaking, and Suzanne choosing Will).

Guests

None mentioned in the provided transcript (it’s a Watch What Crappens host recap with Ronnie and Ben).

Key claims

Luke frames his departure as mental/emotional disruption after a “leak,” but the hosts argue it’s avoidable and he’s manipulating people with “secrets.” Captain Sandy is portrayed as flummoxed by Luke’s exit and later scrambling to cover staffing with no deckhands available. Food theme: Joy and Aisha debate bell pepper types; “let the guacamole shine” becomes a recurring joke, and Joy’s mother-loss story explains why cooking saved her.

Notable examples

Luke packing in his cabin; Sandy and Norma texting; the furry dinner party (ears/paws, “fuck a dog” joke); Suzanne’s breakfast/diaper “Sugar Baby” moment; Suzanne choosing Will after he didn’t say goodnight.

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Chapters

0:04

Below Deck Med Episode Overview

Discussion about the latest episode of Below Deck and its themes.

“Now is the time to make a real change in your life, career, and community.”
2:21

Below Deck Med Episode Overview

Discussion about the latest episode of Below Deck and its themes.

“And ad-free listening, which is a big one.”
4:15

Luke's Departure Drama

Analysis of Luke's decision to leave the charter and its implications.

“Why don't they say, he came, he saw, he was conquered?”
7:24

Bell Pepper Battles

A humorous debate about the merits of different bell peppers.

“And he says, I'd like to keep it a secret for now.”
11:09

Guacamole's Spotlight

Exploration of guacamole's role in dining and its culinary significance.

“There's something to it, not just pepper bigotry.”
14:03

The Great Guacamole Discussion

A humorous conversation about the extravagance of table-side guacamole.

“Okay, I think I'm going to have tacos maybe in Chalice.”
16:58

Joy's Heartbreaking Story

Joy shares a poignant story about her mother's passing and how cooking helped her heal.

“This episode is supported by FX's The Shards, a seductive drama from executive producer Ryan Murphy.”
18:23

Romantic Pressure and Furry Delights

A lighthearted discussion about romance, personal pressures, and the furry dinner party theme.

“Final pricing depends on program selection.”
24:51

Docking Drama and Dinner Preparations

The crew faces challenges while docking, amidst comedic moments and dinner preparations.

“Okay, I need you to go 10 meters towards the scratching post.”
28:00

The Competent Boss Debate

A humorous exchange on the challenges of being a competent boss and the dating life of the crew.

“I mean, she really covered all the bases with the moles.”
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31:10

Dinner Delights and Matchmaking

The crew enjoys dinner while discussing relationships and matchmaking, with comedic banter.

“You're the human equivalent of a green bell pepper.”
35:55

Morning Revelations and Dog Antics

The crew wakes up to morning antics involving a dog in a diaper and discussions about romantic interests.

“And also like, we can never underestimate the power of tall privilege.”
39:30

Navigating Relationships on the Boat

Suzanne and Amy discuss love interests, revealing misunderstandings and romantic feelings.

“Meet Amazon Ads rising star Daryl Spencer, who set out to redefine men's self-care with his brand Crown Skin.”
42:00

Exploring Relationships on Below Deck

The hosts discuss the dynamics of relationships in the show, particularly focusing on characters' compatibility and past experiences.

“All I want to do is settle down with a nice girl.”
43:50

Suzanne's Frustration with Will

Suzanne expresses her feelings about Will's behavior and their connection, highlighting the show's theme of love and communication.

“because she is a maid on a boat so um now uh we have uh suzanne decides that she's gonna pull will for a chat and she's like so what happened to you last night he's like oh my god i'm so sorry I bailed out of nowhere.”
45:51

Packing Up and Preparing for Change

The conversation shifts to Luke packing his bags and the crew's reaction, revealing the underlying tension and dynamics among the team.

“She's talking like that's like some crazy story, how they met again.”
47:54

Secrets and Communication Issues

The hosts delve into the secrets being kept among the crew and the complications arising from poor communication.

“There's a bit of not good vibes on my side of the ecosystem.”
51:15

The Absurdity of Below Deck Scenarios

The hosts humorously speculate about possible absurd future scenarios for the crew, showcasing the show's unpredictable nature.

“So, Sandy gets a text back from Norma and Norma's like, hey, good news.”
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1:36Ronnie Karam: Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That is Ben. And hello, Benuni Toons. Hi, how's it going? Good. Everybody, welcome to the show. Today is Below Deck Dying. If you want this on video, as usual, you can get it at Patreon, patreon.com slash watch what crappens. Also, where you get our bonus episodes. Last week was a fun personal one where we were talking about coyotes and our fun personal lives, our action-packed personal lives. This week is a trailer trash for the new Real Housewives of New York season coming out soon. And you can also get our Discord server to chat with each other.

2:17Ronnie Karam: A free weekly newsletter. That's basically kind of a recap of all the shows that we talk about here. And ad-free listening, which is a big one. So thanks to everybody who's over on Patreon. Thanks for everybody who came out to crappy hour last night. That was a really fun one. We talked about Valley fashions for the reunion, which were terrifying. And today I have a hole in my sock and one of my big toes is kind of breaking out of the sock. And so I'm just in part of the big toe. And it does look kind of like Brittany's dress in that reunion. Just put a little bow on it. Looking not cute. And I should be buying something else and considering my toe fashion because it's embarrassing, even though I'm the only one who sees it.

3:02Yeah.

3:03Ben Mandelker: Wow. Brittany is just getting it from all ends from the internet about her look and she should it's bad it's really one of the bottom three worst looks we've ever seen on any reunion across all franchises all bravo shows for sure oh well bless her heart god bless it god bless it well so here we are Well, at least right now? At least my transition was going to be at least it doesn't have Luke's cum stains on it.

3:39Ronnie Karam: Well, yeah, that's one way to look at anything, I guess. Yeah. It's a positive way to look at really anything. My car is dirty, but at least it's not covered in Luke's cum. So that's good. So Below Deck Med, Season 11, Episode 8. He came, they saw, it's bonkers.

3:58Ben Mandelker: See what they did there? See what they did? The pun? Yeah. It's not Bravo's best work. He came, they saw, it's bunkers.

4:10Ronnie Karam: They've had a lot of good cum titles over the past few weeks. So, you know, I guess cut him a break. I will. I think it's a load over there.

4:19Ben Mandelker: Why don't they say, he came, he saw, he was conquered? I don't know. yeah he came he saw yeah i was he was conquered yeah and conquered or just something came saw

4:35Ronnie Karam: conquered that would work just yeah all conquered i don't know how about came saw anchored

4:42Ben Mandelker: he came he saw how about that that's actually the best one of those three admittedly they're

4:49Ronnie Karam: all three not so great but whatever moving on we are at the final night of the charter and luke is in the process of quitting with sandy and she's just looking at i mean just the look on sandy's face is so fucking funny she does not know what to do in this situation and luke is playing this big victim game because he doesn't you know he i guess it's that rather quit than get fired but you're already going to have the report about you. So, yeah, I don't know. Maybe try and redeem yourself in some way, but I guess he's never going to live this one down. So he can make a pretty red story in his mind.

5:32Ben Mandelker: Yeah, seriously. So he's telling Sandy with watery eyes. The last couple of days have been particularly tough for me. And I feel like being in the team right now is causing a bit of disruption, but I just don't know anymore. I just don't want any more attention. It's breaking the flow. and I think the best thing for me is to leave. I'm like, Flo, again, let's use our words properly.

5:57Ronnie Karam: No one would have ever even known had there not been a leak. Like, okay, Luke, okay. You know.

6:04Ben Mandelker: Maybe write this out first before you come up here. Just an explosion of emotions. So then Sandy goes, and you came to that decision based on... Sandy could also use some work with their words. So what, I can't even tell if you're coming or going. Like what, where did this even come at? This really came out of left field, huh?

6:27Ronnie Karam: So, okay. So you're saying this affected people and you're being affected. Like, I don't get it. What are you saying? I guess I respect you for that. I do. I respect, for whatever you're saying, I respect that. Okay. He's like, it is not with ease that I do all of this. All right, Shakespeare. dear. Well, to come or not to come, he came. Okay. So there you go. There you go, Hedipus.

6:53Ben Mandelker: I'll tell you what else was not with ease was cleaning those sheets because he couldn't even do them. So, hey, you know what? I respect Luke's decision. I actually, it actually helps everything that I was going through mentally trying to figure out how to handle this. I think it's the right choice and I'm grateful that he's doing this. Sandy's just so happy that she like, that this was all sorted itself out, that she doesn't have to make a decision because she really did not know what to do. Even though I think if she watches this back, she would realize there really is only one path forward. Yeah.

7:24Ronnie Karam: But yeah, she's... She's flummoxed. So she's like, wow. Yeah. Thank God he took care of that. And he says, I'd like to keep it a secret for now. Oh, I'm sorry. Did we just have sex? And I don't... It's normally something you say to people after you have sex with them he's like oh no just this part you know tomorrow after this hit meeting i'll take my final bow i don't want to upset any flow just like oh wow sounds good

7:50Ben Mandelker: geez really didn't choice of words choice of words choice and this is it's this is his whole thing as he just loves having people be bound by secrets at all times and then he tells other people like i just nathan just don't tell anyone it's a secret like he's constantly making people have secrets which i feel like is some weird manipulation uh even though you wouldn't think that this would be a manipulation because you know at first it's like okay i don't want to create a distraction i'll just leave tomorrow i'll announce it tomorrow but then he winds up like packing his bag sort of in broad daylight where it'll be discovered so i don't really get this guy.

8:31Ben Mandelker: So now in the galley, Joy and Aisha are there, and Joy is like, Aisha, I was planning to put some roasted bell pepper on the tacos, but now that she has cut me off everywhere, I'm fucking terrorized. And we see that terrorized by the bell pepper rejection.

8:47Ronnie Karam: And it was green bell pepper, you know, specifically green bell pepper, she said. But, um, you know, still. You never know what this lady. She said she she didn't want green bell pepper? Yeah. She's like, I don't like green bell pepper. She's like, okay, but I made bell pepper. What do I do? She's right, I think she made a good decision. And not having green bell pepper or red bell pepper? And not having red. Because she said she didn't want green bell pepper, but she roasted a red bell pepper. And she was like, I was gonna use this red bell pepper, but she said she got pissed off about the bell pepper, so I shouldn't use it right.

9:31Ronnie Karam: People do have a certain hatred for only green bell peppers though. It's a thing. Yeah, they are worse.

9:38Ben Mandelker: They're the worst of the bell peppers. They're more bitter or something. I have one actually in my fridge right now that someone gave me and I'm like, what do I do with it? Because it's like the most inferior of the peppers.

9:50Ronnie Karam: It's the most inferior. I don't know that the taste is hugely different for myself, but people, I think that the red and orange and yellow ones are just more vibrant and they look better in a salad and they're more expensive, I guess. Is that it? And they're sweeter, you say? Yeah, they're sweeter. Well, I don't know. Every time I've bought a green bell pepper, I've been like, oh my God. I really have no taste that I'm eating a green bell pepper because I know that people would judge it. But I always do feel bad for that green bell pepper.

10:25Ben Mandelker: Well, guess what, Ronnie? Red and green bell peppers differ mainly in ripeness, taste, and nutrition. Green peppers are harvested early, which I should have been able to tell you because I have a bell pepper plant and they start off as green and then they turn red. So they're harvested while they're immature. They're harvested when they don't have a good work ethic yet. Whereas red peppers are left on the vine to fully ripen. So green peppers taste grassy, crisp, and slightly bitter. And they work well on savory cooked dishes like fajitas and stir fried. But red peppers taste sweet and fruity and they are softer than green peppers and ideal for eating raw, roasting or blending into sauces and adding natural sweetness.

11:06Ben Mandelker: There you go. So there's something to it. There's something to it. There's something to it, not just pepper bigotry. You know that our primary here, Suzanne, she doesn't want an immature pepper. She's like, I've gotten to a place in my life where I am looking for love and I'm not going to deal with immature men or peppers.

11:29Ronnie Karam: Yeah. Well, that's our only choice on this boat as far as the men goes. Oh, coyotes out there. That little fuck. Yes. Show everyone. Well, I don't know that you can see it really well. Talk about immature. Talk about the green pepper of green pepper of wildlife.

11:46Ben Mandelker: The coyote. Little asshole coyote. Hold on. Immature, grassy, slightly bitter. Yeah, that's a coyote. It's just running. Show us. show us show us I have to wait for it to process the internet's gonna be like oh my god watch it turn into like the next Jimothy and you're like I fucking hate this thing and everyone's like oh but it's Jimothy

12:07Ronnie Karam: that's what they do say they're gonna be like this is adorable oh he's peeing on something this little fucker

12:17Ben Mandelker: there's a new Jimothy video that drops today someone found him and Jimothy just like walked across the yard and then did a backflip and then walked away

12:27Ronnie Karam: right now well yeah because you're telling me to show him hold on i'm going to show him lifting his oh no he was sniffing okay here can you see him wow he's up there looking up to this guy look at him posing to the camera he's like get this angle of me it's me it's like i know

12:45Ben Mandelker: you're recording right now it's a very it's actually adorable you got a text message it's It's a very adorable image. It's just like sniffing a leaf.

12:54Ronnie Karam: Well, that's the thing about them. They're actually really cute. And I love dogs, but they're, you know, trying to murder Bueller. So, you know, this is him just showing me his best angle. He's like, I see you, camera. I see you. Asshole. I was just thinking today, wow, it's the first day I haven't had the coyote in a week. And here he is. Okay, the point is bell peppers, you guys. There is a difference. so then uh asha's advice is don't do the better papa just let the guacamole shine and it's so nice to have somebody stick up for guac like that she's like a stage mom of guac she is sick she raised this avocado and she is not gonna let anybody tell it it's not good enough

13:35Ben Mandelker: to be in the front row of this dance that green pepper and that red pepper the last thing that they want to do is let that guacamole shine. They're looking at that guacamole like the beginning of soap dish. Bitch, hag, I hate her so much. Because when you say like, oh, let the guacamole shine. Is there any condiment, especially in a Mexican restaurant that shines as much as guacamole? This is what happens when you sit down in a Mexican restaurant. Okay, I think I'm going to have tacos maybe in Chalice. I mean, we're definitely getting the guacamole, right? Oh, definitely getting the guacamole.

14:09Ben Mandelker: Everyone makes it a thing. And then some restaurants a whole big ass cart arrives like lady guacamole arrives in her chariot and they're like tableside guacamole and then they like make it for you and they put it out everyone's like oh my god this guaca is amazing the guacamole like the idea that the guacamole needs to shine is so hilarious when it has all spotlights on it at all times at all tables and the pepper you know the pepper just sitting there like but i like i don't even have a platform you wouldn't even let me Seriously. Let me audition.

14:40Ronnie Karam: Especially the green pepper. Yeah. Especially, well, it's immature. They've really figured it out at those restaurants where they're like, well, everyone gets guacamole. So how can we make this between$30 and$50? Okay, let's call it table side guacamole. And we'll offer to throw some pomegranate seeds as an add-on. And they're giving you guac and you're ending up like, you'll get the bill and be like, why was this$50? And they're like, because we did a table side. You mushed a mushy thing. You did the same thing you just done in the kitchen. You just rolled it out. Like I'm fine with fridge guac.

15:15Ronnie Karam: Jeez, save me some money. How am I going to send these kids to college? Table side guac.

15:20Ben Mandelker: That table side guac comes out. It's like, oh, let's let that guacamole shine. No one ever really thinks about it.

15:28Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So that's the discussion of food. And Joy is talking about how Suzanne is very demanding. And when she criticized my food, it broke my heart. Cooking saved me from all my heartbreak. And then she tells us a really sad story that her mom passed away when she was just 20, which was crazy. That's such a, that's terrible. And, I mean, I was thinking about such a hard age to lose your mom. I think they're all hard, but they're all hard. Hey, let's rank on which is a worse age to lose your mom. All right. Yeah. All right. But yeah, this is super sad. And she went crazy with drinking and going out and partying and stuff after her mom passed away.

16:17Ronnie Karam: And then cooking saved her. Yeah.

16:21Ben Mandelker: And also, it's been 12 years and she still can't talk about it. She's like, I cannot do it. And she's just crying there on camera. And then she said that focusing on talent saved her. And it made her bulletproof. proof and when uh she's like she struggles when she's vulnerable again and she's very proud of basically how far she's coming what she's done um so uh then everyone's like well i think it's

16:47Ronnie Karam: time then to let your talent shine and by you i mean guacamole shine guacamole it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial

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18:35Ben Mandelker: And then people are trying on like different like Stu's and Sandy are putting on the little furry ears because the furry dinner party night and everything. And then Suzanne and Will are talking upstairs and Will's like, so tell me about yourself. Do you ever put your hair in a ponytail too? And she's like, well, I put a lot of pressure on myself to look a certain way. Then I'll feel more comfortable and confident. You know, that's just the life of a curriculum maker. Am I right? And he's like, yeah.

19:02Ronnie Karam: Who wants a math book written by a fuggo? You know?

19:09Ben Mandelker: Just because algebra is frumpy doesn't mean I have to be. Although she actually teaches creative writing. I wrote that line creatively.

19:19Ronnie Karam: Hemingway could have been something if he just had some abs. Am I right? I mean...

19:27Ben Mandelker: Hemingway could have been renamed Hemingway Cool. Am I right? Creative writing. So, Suzanne's saying that she puts pressure on herself to look good, and he's like, I mean, me too. I mean, hey, that's all humans. That's exactly me too. Wow, I really like you. Yeah. Want to go eat? Yeah, let's go I hope there's no bell peppers stealing the spotlight at the table.

19:50Ronnie Karam: That's for sure. You know, I love when people find romance based on truly deep things about themselves. I like looking hot. I like looking hot too. Would you want to get married? Well, we're let's do this. So now we go to the bridge and Sandy is watching another show. It's her favorite show. the new season has just begun. We really haven't seen much of the show this season, but she's staring at the screen. She's like, Oh my God, there it is. Madeline Stout didn't even change her hair this season. Thank God. Fresh Botox though. It's wind. 20 knots of wind is coming in tonight. Oh geez. We're going to have to head back to the dock.

20:35Wow.

20:35Ben Mandelker: This is a real, it's a two-parter episode. It's very scary. We're going to go back in, you know? Oh no. But this is our second night talking. and you just want things to go smoothly, but with wind picking up and the constant crosswind in this marina and also those partiers, goddamn those people having fun. Night talking is the right call.

20:57Ronnie Karam: Although the constant crosswind is played by Dame Judi Dench. So there's only so much complaining you can have. Who's going to win this one? I just need Edward James Olmos to come in as light mist to really make this complete.

21:15Ben Mandelker: fun fact the last guy that norma went on a date with was named edward james almost as in oh he almost sat down for the full date

21:25Ronnie Karam: uh suzanne we're gonna leave here to dock because we have some weather coming in tomorrow okay it's big it's big just go home and turn on wind flicks if anybody wants to catch up okay gonna get to my reddit thread um so uh interior asha is telling kaylee that they're shifting to dinner so then she goes to talk to suzanne and uh she's actually goes have you been with will this whole time she goes yeah we've been talking about like how nice it is to not be ugly oh yeah starts like humping the air it's like oh yeah

22:07Ben Mandelker: I'm so invested in this matchmaking situation. I think Will is the strongest contender right now, mainly because the rest are all trash. I mean, she seems to have an interest in Billy, which makes no sense because he's incredibly rude. So we'll see how it all shakes out.

22:27Ronnie Karam: So then they're pulling the anchor. because it's time to go to Port Cruz, Dubrovnik. Ten minutes. Don't, don't, don't. The guys are getting ready for dinner, and they're talking about furries, and Will's like, I mean, does our hostess know what this is? Is she really into this? Am I about to get married to somebody who's going to want me to fuck a dog? Can somebody tell me right now? I don't know what the furry thing is either, really. I know what it is. But I don't know the technicalities of like, do you pretend you're a dog? I mean, I see people in the ears and stuff, but how far do you go with that?

23:12Ronnie Karam: To be on a tree?

23:13Ben Mandelker: Yeah, well, I also felt like they weren't really doing the furry thing. They just had little furry headbands on. And one guy actually had like little paws on his hand, but it was a light furry situation. It was not, they didn't really like dive into it, you know? But I still don't really get the furry thing as a sexual kink, I have to say. That's one thing I've just not been able to understand. I will respect it if that's your thing, it's your thing. I literally just don't get it.

23:41Ronnie Karam: Yeah, not dissing it. I guess I've never known a furry well enough to explain it to me. I've just seen it and been like, oh, love your ears, your leash. The fact that you just peed on the table leg. All right. So now Suzanne and Joy are talking. And Suzanne, if you guys like Suzanne and you're wondering, why are these guys so mean to Suzanne? She says things like this. Hello, Joy. Are you going to bring us some joy tonight?

24:20Ben Mandelker: She's like, of course. I've never heard that before. She's like, I hope so. I really hope so. She's like, yes, I really hope so. I mean, was Joy, was also Joy supposed to say, no, I will not bring you any Joy. You're going to have a terrible meal. Enjoy.

24:34Ronnie Karam: I'm cooking you poison and shit. Yeah. So then she's doing it in that. Dinner's not going to suck tonight. Right, Joy. You've been pretty disappointing so far. Right, Joy. It's like, don't worry. It will be great.

24:50Ben Mandelker: Over on the bridge, Sandy pulls in Nathan, and she's like, hey, look at the wind. it's so good this season right what a great season premiere he's like oh i know i can see the flags are going crazy she's like oh yeah i hope i can dock it wow this episode is just amazing right now he's like all right duck team start getting the lines out to the main deck after please so then everyone goes to the dinner table and um the the the crew is docking the boat and everything and it's one of those things where like the crew is working really hard it's high stress but the people are eating dinner and it's like they have no idea what's happening outside but with cat

25:24Ronnie Karam: You know, Captain Sandy's standing on the deck looking through her binoculars with some cat ears. She's like, whoa, do I see? Okay, I need you to go 10 meters towards the scratching post. Okay?

25:38Ben Mandelker: Sandy, do not understand that. Is there any lasagna on the deck? Because I love lasagna. And Sandy's like, do these people ever start partying over there? And, you know, because there's a party boat that's making a lot of noise. It's making it hard for them. But what I think is so funny is that like the below deck boat comes into the harbor and of all the yachts, it's the one that's the most lit up because obviously there's like, you know, production cameras and lighting over the entire yacht. This big ball of light just like comes into the dock. I'm like, you know, you're pretty disruptive too.

26:09Ben Mandelker: You know, all the other yachts are like, oh God, here comes the TV yacht again. Watch out.

26:15Ronnie Karam: Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like me complaining about the sound of my neighbor's car. when I'm in my house, like banging on the piano and singing show tunes at the top of my lungs. Like if I can hear their car, I guarantee they hear this queen at the house pretending he's happening from Les Miserables three hours a day, you know? So, and then I'm like, how dare you? Your car is too loud. Oh, geez. Oh, the ear, my ears. So Nathan is making some effort to get this boat in and we just hear woohoo from all the partying and they did it. Guys, that was some seamless communication. Everybody is getting a little ball made out of cage with a jingle thing inside of it.

27:00Ben Mandelker: Have fun. Now, excuse me. I am just going to bend over on this floor here and do this for the next two minutes.

27:15Ronnie Karam: I think that we're done docking. Sandy is up there licking her own hoo-ha, so I think that means we're finished.

27:24Ben Mandelker: The fur ball is out and I'm here just grooming myself. If anyone needs me, I will be rubbing up against your shins.

27:36Ronnie Karam: So now dessert prep is, oh, well, they get dinner and Suzanne loves it today. She's like, whoa, there was a mole. Oh, that is not hard to do. Trust me. I'm somebody who teaches writing places. That is very, very good. Congratulations to her.

27:57Ben Mandelker: Whoa. Wow. She did it. She went from guacamole just to mole. I mean, she really covered all the bases with the moles. And then Luke is helping Joy with the desserts and Jen is in the pantry just like watching, jealously. And then Sandy is like, hey, bloop. Hey, Norma. Hi. Checking in on available deckhands again. Could you, uh, could you someone earlier than expected? Anyone available? Anyone available, Norma? Please help a girl out. Bloop. Bloop.

28:30Ronnie Karam: Well, You know, I normally have a line of people waiting because I know you're never going to make it through one season with your staff intact. Only a competent boss would be able to do that. But give me a sec. Bloop.

28:43Ben Mandelker: Wow. So that must be the exact opposite of what your dating profile looks like. Me having a line of people waiting, waiting to get on my boat. You know what I'm saying? Bloop. Yeah.

28:56Ronnie Karam: Well, actually, there's a line of people waiting to not get on your boat. There's so many people who don't want to work for you. I actually have to turn the other side of their CV over and pretend I didn't see that. I'm trying to trick people to get onto your boat. Bloop, bloop.

29:12Ben Mandelker: Oh, is that like how when you go on a date, when guys walk in and sit down at the table, you make sure you're sitting away from them so they don't see your face? Bloop, bloop.

29:22Ronnie Karam: I'm sorry, we don't all have Geraldine Fieros around to fill us with confidence that's been unearned. Okay.

29:31Ben Mandelker: I don't know if you were trying to reference Geraldine Ferraro or Gigi Fernandez, but your lack of attention to the detail on this matter proves why you're lonely. Which one was running for president? Geraldine was vice president to Walter Mondale in his presidential run in 1984. before. Maybe you'd know that if you spent less time combing your hair and more time reading books. Bloop. Bloop.

30:03Ronnie Karam: That's the one I met. I contacted her. Even she doesn't want to work for you. And she lost with Mondale.

30:08Ben Mandelker: Bloop. She died many years ago. You've lost your mind officially, Norma. Bloop.

30:15Ronnie Karam: I'm telling you, I've even started interviewing in hell. You can't even get anyone to come up from hell to work with you. Bloop.

30:24Ben Mandelker: Well, guess what? I just emailed Geraldine Ferraro from hell and she says, guess what? And I said, wait, that's funny because I just started to sentence by saying, guess what? She goes, get to the point. I said, hey, do you want to work on this boat or would you be interested in having a lesbian affair with Norma? And Geraldine said, I would rather go dance with Ronald Reagan. Bloop. Bloop.

30:47Ronnie Karam: Well, I've got video now of you licking your own hoo-ha while you were coughing up a furball. So, you say anything more to me, Geraldine Fiaro, Geraldine Ferraro, and everyone else is going to get this video. Bloop.

31:02Ben Mandelker: Well, I'm going to treat you the way I treat any cucumber I see lying on the floor. I'm going to jump back and run away. Bye. Love you, bitch. Bloop. Love you, bitch. You're the human equivalent of a green bell pepper.

31:13Ronnie Karam: Bloop. Bloop.

31:16Ben Mandelker: um so uh then we go back to dinner and joy is like um you know she brings out dessert she brings out very lovely really beautiful dessert i cannot believe she made this on this boat and suzanne's like wait wait wait wait wait joy hold on you have completely blown my mind I had a food orgasm it was amazing and they're like ah joy thank you drunk lady thank you I remember writing a curriculum about creative writing and it starts like this once upon a time there was a chef who gave me a food orgasm it was amazing thank you so much so

32:01Ronnie Karam: now the crew cabin Luke is like Like, oh, God, look at me taking off my epaulets for the last time.

32:13Ben Mandelker: Until tomorrow when you put them on again when the guests say goodbye. But then it'll be the last, last time.

32:18Ronnie Karam: Yeah. So in the pantry, Jen and Nathan are talking about Will being the hottest guy. Maybe he's going to win. And then on the deck, Will is, all the other people are going to, like, after party, after dinner. And he's like, yeah, fuck these people. I'm going to bed. Nope. I can, there's not enough money in the world to make me hang out with these idiots for five minutes longer. Goodbye.

32:42Ben Mandelker: Yeah, and that's fair. So then Amy and Suzanne are talking. Amy is the matchmaker. Suzanne's like, I want to talk to you a little bit. Will and Kurt, who do you think is the best? And Amy's like, well, you don't need to ask that. No, but be my matchmaker. Who do you think is the best? Did you see that guacamole? It was just shining on the table. Amy's like, well, being a good matchmaker means telling you you're an amazing woman with strong intuition. And so follow your heart. I'll leave you be.

33:12Ronnie Karam: You're men await. Okay, Amy. Amy's like, I don't pick one man. I don't pick one terrible man for you. I pick eight terrible men for you to choose from. So I can guarantee you this. Anyone you pick will be terrible. Okay.

33:29Ben Mandelker: I'm just going to say anything to get you out of my hair right now because there's a sister's marathon airing on Croatian TV right now. Have you ever seen Susie Kurtz dubbed over? It's amazing.

33:41Ronnie Karam: Now everybody's going to bed and in the main salon, Suzanne stops to talk with Kurt and say, hey, you're a really good guy. and you know one thing I appreciate you is you don't seem like you're someone who put lime in a guacamole and you know it's just something I just hate and he's like yeah you're drunk so maybe we should have this conversation

34:09Ben Mandelker: she's like what? what are you talking about? I was like I didn't even drink I didn't even drink that much

34:19Ben Mandelker: so then he's like

34:20Ronnie Karam: oops shouldn't have called her out on that and now it's morning and everyone's waking up and uh they're sandy's like wow i can't wait to see who that lady chooses oh suzanne wow what a bunch of choices she's got it's gonna be crazy and then luke is just following joy around in the galley with puppy dog eyes as she kind of ignores him as she does and he's like what are you making she's like i will tell you this it is a road i walk full of pain do you need something he's just standing there like about to say something but not

34:56Ben Mandelker: like he's acting like he's in remains of the day and luke is like the toughest part of the decision to leave is not seeing joy every morning i know it's such a short time that i've known joy but she's so important to me and i want to see her again but i'm quite scared she doesn't want anything to do with me i need to tell her i just don't know what to say oh please okay first of all you guys have known each other for like two weeks she's so important with you she's so important to you that you decided to fuck Jen instead and also get a hand job too as well but joy is still the important one please give me a break

35:28Ronnie Karam: I know what it takes this is frustrating because also he starts to break through to joy you know which really makes me crazy in this episode it works you know I was thinking about it persistent just following her around and whining I guess it works it does

35:46Ben Mandelker: well, remember she messed up last episode. So she was vulnerable. So it was probably just like, nice to have this big lunk, just telling her everything's going to be okay. And also like, we can never underestimate the power of tall privilege. I mean, this guy's very tall. He's also got body for days. So, you know, those things can really do a number on you. Even if you really don't like someone, you're like, God, but they're, they're tall and hot. It's, it's hard to, it's hard to stay hold your ground against that sometimes yeah so um he's all upset following her

36:22Ronnie Karam: around and then the guests are getting ready for breakfast and uh sugar baby's there and uh sugar baby has won over my heart because sugar baby today woke up and said you know what i've embarrassed myself on television and any dog lover is embarrassed for me i'm wearing a diaper today Let's do this. Get me a goddamn diaper, Suzanne. And she said, okay.

36:48Ben Mandelker: And then there's like the sound of shattered glass upstairs. And we rush up there. And she's Sandy. And she's standing by a table. And she's like, sorry, I just pushed a little glass off the side of the table. I just had to do it. I just had to. She's like. Their paw. She's a cat. What I'm trying to say is she's a cat, Ronnie.

37:13Ronnie Karam: Oh, Sandy. She's just going to keep it going forever. So I just was quiet because I ran out of cat things.

37:21Ben Mandelker: It's like, wow, what else do cats do? It's actually, that was the most cat thing of all. The most cat thing of all is to be like, I'm just going to sit here quietly and let you make a fool of yourself. Was I the one who knocked the thing off the ledge? Yes. But I'll just look at you and make you feel like you did it. I love cats. God, I love cats so much. They're so hilarious. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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40:07Ben Mandelker: so um yeah people are waking up sugar baby is in a diaper and amy and suzanne are talking and and amy's like so are you leaning a certain way and suzanne's like i mean we're on a boat we're always gonna be leaning a certain sort of way no i mean romantically oh yes well kurt said something that really hurt my feelings last night he said i was intoxicated and i mean and like That's not how I remember. I mean, maybe I was just too drunk to remember exactly how I was being, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't drunk. You were drunk.

40:38Ronnie Karam: And if you're getting that offended, and you're still offended the next day that someone pointed out that you were drunk, she sounds just obnoxious in real life as well as on a boat. Sometimes people come on the boat and you're like, oh, maybe they're just being obnoxious for TV. I think Suzanne's just like that. We also have a little scene of Gail calling in to Nathan and being like, I really need you. I'm so lonely. This is terrible. It's so hard doing this alone. He's like, all right, all right. I'll try and figure something out. So then Suzanne is still talking with Amy about which guy she likes best.

41:14Ronnie Karam: And she decides on Will. And she goes, but the thing is, is that, you know, we were going to stay up, but then Will went to bed. and he didn't even say goodnight. So I just, I need to have a talk with him and see what's going on with him.

41:29Ben Mandelker: Maybe he did say goodnight, but the guacamole was shining so much, people just didn't even notice it. So now Kaylee and Kat are cleaning and Kaylee is just asking Kat about what she thinks about Cooper long-term or whatever. And Kat's like, I really like him and things are like going really well, but I'm like more of a relationship person. So in the back of my head, I'm just like, I hope I don't get hurt from this. And in the front of my head, I was thinking, you're going to get hurt from this. Okay, great. I'm glad we settled that.

41:59Ronnie Karam: Yeah, this guy seems like so. I'm just such a nice guy. All I want to do is settle down with a nice girl. But he is from Charleston. So that's always been in the back of my head. And it's impressive with this show how they can. A lot of guys come on here and you're like, douchebag. you know you just assume but sometimes they'll get you where it's a nice guy and yeah turns into a douche so that's the mystery going on right now on this show is he or is he not a douche well also

42:32Ben Mandelker: um even if he's not a douche i didn't realize they live in different countries and i'm like you know yeah it's not gonna work out kat so just just just get yourself ready for this um but she says like i feel like i'm sort of like at the same page as him but like because i was in serious relationship that ended on bad terms like not too long ago and i'm kind of at like a crossroads like inner battle vibes myself like i'm having like a lot of fun with him and stuff but like i also like want to protect myself so i don't know like if he hurts me i want to push him off the sun deck for real though yeah he's gonna hurt you just we've seen the too many seasons of this show you're gonna get hurt like there's never been any relationship that has ended well on this show even Gail and Nathan who fell in love and had a baby she still somehow got hurt at the end of the

43:23Ronnie Karam: season so like it's just not gonna work out but that wasn't you know I think that one that particular relationship they never really seemed matched I mean Gail's like a model and I don't know I'd even back when I liked Nathan I was like oh but this one they're just both such dorks like they're so equally matched in that cute dorky department it just seems like they're they're made for each other in that way it does seem like it but i don't know they are made for each other

43:56Ben Mandelker: because she is a maid on a boat so um now uh we have uh suzanne decides that she's gonna pull will for a chat and she's like so what happened to you last night he's like oh my god i'm so sorry I bailed out of nowhere. I heard that there was this sisters marathon. I needed to see, you know, seal award in Croatia. And it was very important. And my social battery was just dead. And I just, I feel so rude. I just feel so bad. Oh, I understand completely, which is funny because she does not understand completely. She's like still mad about this, clearly. She says, I just want to check in because the whole point of it was to find love.

44:32Ben Mandelker: And I feel a connection with you. And I'd like to continue the conversation. And if you'd love me, you would have said good night to me, you asshole. Anyway, let's have breakfast.

44:40Ronnie Karam: I just would have really appreciated you before going to bed, stopped and said, Suzanne, you don't seem drunk at all. That's really all I needed from you. But, you know, this whole episode is about love. And I just want to make sure I'm not going to look stupid when I pick you at the end. So I'm going to pick you and you're going to say yes, right? He's like, oh, yeah, sure. I would love to continue this conversation with you. And she's like, okay, well, we should walk off together. How about that? Okay. He's like, oh, you and I? She's like, yeah. I mean, we had the strongest connection. Am I right?

45:15Ronnie Karam: Are you drunk? Okay. You know what? You're pushing me, but this is the end. So I'm going to.

45:20Ben Mandelker: You know, as strange as Amy's matchmaking genres could be, I do not judge how two people can come together. I mean, I'm at school and it's high school. We just completely bypass each other. You know, and then I went on to the world and went through many men and many fingers up many bums. And in the end, I somehow managed to find my way back to my sweet man who loves extreme sports and me. However, anyone is lucky enough to find their person. God bless them.

45:51Ronnie Karam: She's talking like that's like some crazy story, how they met again. Wow. People go through crazy things to find each other. I'm never going to judge. Look at me. I knew a guy in high school who was hot And then I saw him later And he was still hot So I banged him It's just crazy things that happen

46:12Ben Mandelker: I feel like Aisha is like Not even on this show anymore I feel like The show just happens And from time to time she looks to us And she just talks to us about the show Like I feel like she reminds me of When I'd watch Downton Abbey And it always starts with like Laura Linney And she's like hello Welcome to Downton Abbey night it's funny in an old English house love reigns supreme but what happens when a stranger comes and visits tonight? It's down to Abbey. I feel like that's what Asia is now.

46:43Ronnie Karam: If you give me five dollars I'll give you the box set of last season.

46:51Ben Mandelker: What a funny story and I'm glad you finally found love. Next week on Below Deck we'll find out what happened with those semen sheets.

47:05Ronnie Karam: so now Luke is in his cabin packing and Nathan tries to come in but the door is blocked by all of Luke's shit I mean these are the tiniest rooms ever it's Luke hard on blocking the door he just he opens the door and he just gets covered he's like whoa whoa whoa

47:23Ben Mandelker: it's like Slimer honestly I hate this boat this was a terrible boat shoes you can they can't film effectively in these rooms it's not good for us so um yeah so nathan sees it he's like oh what the fuck happened in there because he sees a bag on the floor so he's like did he get fired so he's like joe joe look he's like look has bags on the floor joe's like maybe he's looking for something so nathan's like he goes in there and he's like what the fuck is going on in there and looks like i'm just packing my bags i'm too much of a distraction. I'm going to leave. There's a bit of not good vibes on my side of the ecosystem.

48:03And Nathan's like, bloody hell.

48:06Ben Mandelker: And I love that both Sandy and Nathan, neither of them said, listen, you really messed up. We didn't like how you handled it, but you're a good deckie. You're part of the team and we want you to grow from this. So we'd like you to reconsider. They're like oh okay bye bye you're leaving bye see you like see you later i i think that luke's plan

48:28Ronnie Karam: might have been to get people to be like oh but he's so nice he should stay we should give him another chance he's just a boy yeah yeah and it's not working out so luke's uh luke's like well it's been a pleasure working with you man he's like uh it's been nice to meet you as well man i'm gonna say it's been good working with you are you fucking crazy so he's like well i can't say i'm upset he's been spunking all over my bed but with all that said we pick up charter tomorrow and in terms of just the three of us we're totally fucked

49:03Ben Mandelker: so nathan goes down to joe and cooper sitting there in the mess and nathan's like don't tell anyone i told you because by the way what's his face luke was like keep it a secret so now he's like don't tell anyone i told you but he's leaving us and coop of course is like oh what that's crazy that's what and then luke walks by and coop goes mighty fine smoothie and then he looks at the

49:27Ronnie Karam: camera like he's on the office he's like oh i'm like real real stuff a little cooper

49:37Ronnie Karam: nothing to say here just drinking a smoothie it's fruits and protein blended up into a cup

49:45Ben Mandelker: hey chef you mind if you fire up the lunch oops i didn't mean to say fire uh uh god i can't i just can't quit you cat oh whoops didn't mean to say that either oh man i guess i should keep my mouth

49:57Ronnie Karam: the shirt oh then he runs directly to the laundry room he's like oh my god something's happening i can't say nothing i'm so bad with secrets so then nathan and joe are talking about it and joe's like

50:12Ben Mandelker: what the actual shit nathan's like he's leaving he's bringing so much attention to the crew so he's leaving what's happening here he's like i just walked up to my cabin and luke's packing his bogs i said what are you doing and joe's like i really like luke we can all we can work well together but i've told you before and i'll tell you again love triangles never fucking work ever it's such a shame that it fell apart such an astronomical level i mean good luck to him i'm like joe i know you're not the one lecturing about love triangles you're just you're a straight line right now looking for your third dot i'll tell you that much so let's not hear i don't want to hear

50:48Ronnie Karam: from joe yeah joe's like old man of the sea now old man from the sea he knows everything he's been through this so many times kids gather around let joe joe this was like two weeks ago that you did this why are you acting i know this young man let me teach him a lesson so now the worry is what if we don't have far to dickhand for the next trip. So, Sandy gets a text back from Norma and Norma's like, hey, good news. Yeah, nobody wants to work with you still. Sorry, but my Uber Eats did arrive. Okay, should I have started with the bad news or the good news? And I never remember how that works.

51:33Ben Mandelker: Bloop. Oh, well, I'm glad your Uber Eats arrived. I hope you didn't eat the delivery man too, you crazy lady. Bloop. Actually, the delivery guy was gorgeous. He had pecs, vip steel, and abs as far as I could see. We had glorious sex that night, Sandy. So, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, but things are great over here. Bloop.

52:02Ronnie Karam: I can smell the tune on your face from here. Please stop fronting. Okay. Bloop. But you'd like that.

52:10Ben Mandelker: You old kitty cat, Sandy. Bloop.

52:16Ronnie Karam: Bloop. Is that the sound of you licking yourself over text? How did you even do that?

52:24Ben Mandelker: Okay, my lover just got out of the bathroom. We're going up for round three. I'll talk to you later, bitch. Bloop. Bye, bitch. Bloop.

52:32Ronnie Karam: So then on the sun deck, Nathan is calling Sandy to the bow. So he's like, I walked into my cabin and Luke was packing his bags. And I'm like, what are you doing? And she goes, oh, yeah, he told me last night. Isn't Captain Sandy like the communication queen? Like, I just need the communication. I don't care if everything's going wrong. Communication is the most important thing to have among the heads of departments.

52:59Ben Mandelker: Well, I was going to tell Nathan, but then someone shined a flashlight near me. and I spent a good 25 minutes chasing that light around. It's like an animal you just can never catch. It's crazy.

53:11Ronnie Karam: I didn't even know I could walk up a wall until last night.

53:19Ben Mandelker: I did think it was weird that Luke told Sandy, but not Nathan. I mean, he told Nathan because he was discovered, but I think he should have told Nathan as well.

53:30Ronnie Karam: I think Sandy should have told Nathan as well. I think it's weird that she's keeping Luke's secret. Those are. I know.

53:39Ben Mandelker: I thought you'd get rubbed into manipulation because you feel like if someone says, I'd like to keep this a secret, you feel like you can't betray it because it's like now, like, am I a person of my word? I don't break people's secrets. So you wind up in this thing where you're more concerned about your own morals than you are about the ridiculousness of the situation. Yeah, he was upset. I'll keep his secret.

54:02Ronnie Karam: No. So Sandy's like, well, we need another person. There's no deckhands available. Jeez, we can't do this right now. We can't do it. He's like, well, we'll just go one charter without one. She's like, oh, gosh, we're certainly trying, aren't we?

54:18Ben Mandelker: Here's a question. Does your baby know how to use a microwave yet? Can it make its own lunch? Because we could have Gail come on board. Don't even think about it. She stays at home. What if they do that? Are they going to do something crazy like that? Just like have Gail come on and put the baby in a room? Just have Captain Sandy taking care of the baby the whole time. She'll just be rocking the baby. And Gail just comes up to the baby. It'll be like daycare. I mean, knowing this show, they might do something.

54:50Ronnie Karam: Bye, baby Norm is a slut. No one will touch her and there's no buts.

55:00Ben Mandelker: captain sandy do you want the appropriate song for someone who's a little tweet little tot thank you knowing this show they will do something wacky like that they will be like well we're hiring a nanny and it's going to be roy orperson jr's wife and she's going to look over the baby while gail's on the deck like it's going to be something ridiculous like that

55:23Ronnie Karam: Gail's gonna have a squeegee in one hand and a baby in the other hand I can do this

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58:58Ronnie Karam: Listen, I say if you put Caesar sauce on something, that automatically makes it better. Yes, that's really all you need is the Caesar sauce.

59:05Ben Mandelker: I think I just want to have just a constant supply of Caesar sauce and put it on things at all times.

59:12Ronnie Karam: Yeah, I'm a straight up French fry and Caesar sauce kind of a boy.

59:15Ben Mandelker: That's what I love

59:16Ronnie Karam: and that's how I'm going to go down.

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59:30Ben Mandelker: Prices and participation may vary. This episode is sponsored by Michael's, your destination for all things birthday parties. We just had Lucky's first birthday and it was so great to be able to go into Michael's and get everything. Of course, I knew they had craft supplies there, but I didn't realize how expansive their party supplies were. And Michael's really is where you can go to get everything for a party, whether you're planning a kid's birthday or even an adult celebration. They've got over 4 ,500 party supplies, more than 60 different themes, and prices starting at just 99 cents. Plus, they've recently lowered prices on hundreds of items.

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