#3528 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S505 Part Two: Baby Late-geous

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1:21Ben Mandelker: What happens when there's so much that crappens

1:51Ronnie Karam: meeting people, but I have memories now, and I want to be like, you know what? You're stressed. You should call me. I'm who people call when they're stressed. I'll relieve your stress. That's what everybody thinks. That's how everybody knows me. Lisa Barlow, real stress reducer. Yeah, it's been fun. And she just keeps talking and talking. Do you remember Robin was the one who told you you talk too much? Robin's just looking at her like, oh, okay.

2:20Ben Mandelker: Yeah, Robin's like, i don't want to talk right now so meanwhile um now we have angie angie's gonna go up to lisa and she's like his so hello i am greek is lisa going to say hi to me or are we not going to say hi so she goes up and she's like hello are you going to say hi and he's like hi yeah how's it going like yeah how's it going it's nice to see you yeah uh-huh and angie's like well i was waiting for her to say hi to me and then i figured i'd be waiting all night and rob was like you guys

2:52Ronnie Karam: yeah no no yeah yeah no well it's because you know what you know why because like we leave fine and then it gets like topsy-turvy and then there's more chatter that comes and it's like exhausting like i don't even do press okay because i could be doing press 24 7 like i did i don't i don't like i didn't do anything to you okay so like i don't even know like why you're coming up to me right now because i didn't even do press okay it's like stop and she's just like uh what are we what are we arguing about i did not even bring up press and then teresa just comes right over

3:31Ben Mandelker: and plants herself behind leah's like are you guys okay which was like i feel like one of the most imposing things teresa's ever done i feel like i've i've rarely seen actually teresa do this I feel like on Jersey, when her allies get into fights, she famously just stays behind. It's like, oh, you guys are fighting? Okay, just let me know how it goes. So it was sort of weird to me to see her actually step in and be like, what's going on over here? You know? Did you notice that?

4:00Ronnie Karam: Okay, blink, blink, blink, blink. So did you take, what was Lisa saying? Because I took it as Lisa having done an interview or something and shit-talking Angie and then already being on the defensive before Angie even said anything? Or do you think they cut something? Because that was funny that she's like, yeah, I just so wanted to get out of hand because I don't even do press. I haven't even done anything. I haven't even talked to press.

4:24Ben Mandelker: Yeah, I don't know. I just, I was sort of like, I wasn't thinking too hard about this line. I just sort of had it as like, Lisa, just like they're coming at her all the time about, I think she's anticipating that they're going to accuse her of like spinning the reunion one way and she's like, I'm not gonna spin it. Like, I don't even talk to the press about it, I guess.

4:46Ronnie Karam: Yeah, and you know what? Like listening to your comments, like you and Barry and Whitney above my face. I mean, come on, like bad surgeon. Like I didn't even get a face lift. Okay. Like, what are you guys talking about? She's like, but I didn't say that. And then we see a reunion clip of them saying, wow, you've had some pretty good doctors, I guess. And Angie being like, or not so good doctors. I am Greek.

5:11Ben Mandelker: Man, she was sort of caught on that one. But that was also so crazy when it was like, it was just like Lisa in Miami just doing a selfie and Whitney just extrapolates this entire story of like, she went down there to get a new face because there's lots of surgeons in Miami. I'm like, what? How do you, how do you draw that out of just a stupid selfie? And also there's like lots of plastic surgeons literally across the country at this point. They're everywhere. It's not like you have to go to Miami to get a facelift. It's also just such an odd stone

5:44Ronnie Karam: for a housewife to throw in a glass house. This is real housewives. Of course you're having surgeries. That's part of it. It's just part of it. So we see people saying hi. Cynthia checks in with Vicky. And Vicky's like, who are you? she goes oh it's me it's cynthia bailey she's like oh yeah i didn't know who you are am i supposed to know who you are well no one and she says no one recognizes me i have to tell everybody am i really that unrecognizable they're like yeah she says what if you took your glasses off at me at least that way i know who i'm talking to at least that way i'll know who's ignoring me at this party that would be great i mean while across the room louis was like

6:31Ben Mandelker: do we ever figure out who i who vicky is tonight i mean from the looks of it she looks like a non cabaret singing slut and giselle's like oh yeah vicky's i thought she was a nun because just to remind everyone vicky is supposed to be uh jackie o which it's not very apparent from her outfit

6:53Ronnie Karam: yeah it doesn't make any sense so lisa back to lisa's argument she's like that was really mean you guys talking about my face it was mean girl shet now there's like what's mean girl shet the way you treat me i agree i agree that is some mean girl shit at least the marlo out that hurt no

7:12Ben Mandelker: no she said she thought she said she not got a facelift that's what she said

7:19Ronnie Karam: um so there's like well i never accused her of that but if it's if she looks so good i mean it's also impossible to imagine that she didn't get one and they're saying yeah it's so harmful like If you don't got one for people to say that you got one, that could ruin people's lives.

7:38Ben Mandelker: I can't tell you how many lives have been devastated by facelift rumors. Mr. Petrucci, we have to call you in. The rumors online are, there's just too much heat around your face. We can't have someone with a secret facelift here at Hertz rental car, so we're going to have to let you go.

7:57Ronnie Karam: How dare you? My family. accuse me of having a facelift um so uh porsche sees them arguing and she's like oh my god they're on one and she says yeah i try to stay out of it because it seems like people you know like a lot of people are on one person so then i'll start sticking up for that person then i'll probably be wrong about that too so whatever um yeah and so porsche is like yeah lisa lisa is the one

8:27Ben Mandelker: representing Salt Lake City for the 20th anniversary and y 'all want to make her look like a piece of shit. Because they're jealous. They are jealous. I mean, there's no city that works harder to make moments happen than Salt Lake City. So, like, when you've put all that time and effort to be called up to... You're basically trying out for the Olympics and you don't make it. They have a tough time with it.

8:49Ronnie Karam: Yeah, so Kyle comes up and tries to see what's going on in this argument. And Lisa's like, yeah they're just like trying to make me look bad because like whatever and heather's like don't talk to kyle talk to us lisa talk to us you weren't even in this discussion you also walked into this discussion this was angie and lisa until you put it in there to start yelling about nothing

9:11Ben Mandelker: also when kyle um approaches she says um as she walks up to it she's like oh is that the one that's mad at Lisa is that the one who feels this and I was like Kyle you are such a bitch because Kyle knows exactly who everyone is I love Kyle pretending like she has no idea no idea who Heather is no idea who Angie Kay is no idea who this person she's like is that the one Kyle saying is that the one is the classic mean girl Kyle thing now are Heather is Heather acting in a way that she deserves some like mean girl shit coming her way absolutely but kyle for as much as she always proclaims that she's a girl's girl and for much as she's always like how could you say i'm not a good friend and she pulls this move where she's pretending like she doesn't even watch salt lake city she does she sort of only vaguely has heard of them i was like get out of here kyle with is that the one who's mad at lisa come on yeah they're the show that people haven't been calling boring for four years in a row because you're still on it okay all right seriously see literally

10:27Ronnie Karam: just i was like these ladies are something they cry they laugh then they scream then they cry then they laugh then they scream and lisa's like well there's the same thing i've been through for six months like i'm not doing this anymore i can't do this anymore six months how about nine years

10:49Ben Mandelker: And so Heather said, you know, also don't forget, you also said her husband did circle jerks. Yes, that is correct. You did say that. And Heather's like, and now you're saying, but you said her husband does circle jerks. And now, and now you've said that. And Lisa's like, okay, well, welcome to my life, Kyle. Welcome to my life. And Kyle's like, what? What's even a circle jerk? Like, what's a circle jerk? Guys, what's a circle jerk? I don't even know. I don't even know. This one, this one over here says circle jerk. I don't know.

11:16Ronnie Karam: It is a circle of guys who jerk off My husband told me Get your hands off me Do not fucking touch me Do not fucking touch me, okay, Angie? Because she, like, tries to do the circle jerk thing on her And Heather's like, fuck you Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't say circle jerks Now you didn't say circle jerks

11:35Ben Mandelker: She said she had shit about Monica Saying your husband was gay And so Teresa's like Um, what's a circle jerks? and it's like when they sit in a circle of guys and they all jerk off yeah I learned that I know things now

11:51Ronnie Karam: it's like yeah but a circle jerk party I mean that's a real question I mean do only men do that do only men get together to have a circle jerk party or what Kyle is crazy I know about as much as circle jerks do as I do about the real housewives of Salt Lake whatever they're wherever they're from

12:10Ben Mandelker: um I guess that's what goes on in Utah Like, that doesn't happen in Jersey. I'm like, actually, Teresa, I think you might want to.

12:22Ben Mandelker: You may want to walk that one back. I feel like if anything, it probably happens more in Jersey.

12:28Ronnie Karam: Yeah, because it's not gay. You know, they're going to be like, that's not gay. Like, it probably happens.

12:36Ben Mandelker: Like, look behind the Paramus Mall.

12:42Ben Mandelker: Kyle's like I feel like we're literally like monks in Beverly Hills like I never know like

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15:10Ronnie Karam: And Kyle tells us that Lisa is so nice, but everybody's complaining about Lisa, so maybe there is something to it, but I don't know, but I do know this. I am tired of being the referee of Real Housewives of Salt Lake wherever. No one asked you over here. You also walked up because you saw an argument.

15:28Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And so Lisa is like, I just, I'm like, I'm not comfortable with like the, I just, I don't know. Like I'm doing like my lips right now. Okay. I just need to do my lips. Okay. I just want to have fun. She's like applying lip liner or like lip gloss. She's like, I'm just doing my lips. Okay. I just need to do my lips.

15:43Ronnie Karam: We're in a full on argument. She's got a stick on her lips. Like, yeah, let me just get you another drink. My God. It's like, so now we see Portia with her little doggy and then we see Stacy. Stacy comes up to candace and she's like hi stacy i mean hi candace sorry i'm stacy is that your actual crown it's so tall it's so gorgeous the jewels are just stunning for only nine payments of 9.99 you could have it as well she's like i do have it yes this is my actual crown the hair is from theresa's wedding

16:19Ben Mandelker: but the crown is mine so then we see louette and she's like talking to cynthia hey cynthia let's get this party started so they go over to the dance floor and and then luann starts dancing the way they do and like grand theft auto like this weird herky jerky thing or like you know in movies a lot of times when they're filming like dancing they can't actually have dancing playing because it like interrupts the audio so they just dance to no music and that's like what luann's doing she's like i think there's a beat in here somewhere three four seven nine and since she's like so what do you think of all these girls we're in three four time now i'm a musician i

16:57Ronnie Karam: know what that is look eight eight two eight two we're switching over

17:04Ben Mandelker: jeté that's right i added some ballet into it

17:07Ronnie Karam: all right we're two over pie that's the time signature get it gv two over pie

17:14Ben Mandelker: three one point one four six three nine eight two one so she asks Cynthia how everything by the way one thing proof that people forget things when when we're talking about Nini forgetting people's names and saying I couldn't have done it without you know Sharae and Kim him. And also I have to thank all my friends who got me here. Like Portia, Nini does not mention Cynthia in her little speech. And Cynthia's like, and like, that's bad. How do you not mention Cynthia? I can understand missing Lisa, but Cynthia?

17:53Ronnie Karam: Well, Cynthia wasn't an OG. Didn't she come in season two or three? No, but Nini gave, but Nini gave flowers to Portia too. Oh, that's true. i guess because porsche is the one on the main cast i don't know um but yeah i guess that is bad and so uh this is where we see shots of the friendship contract it's crazy oh no that's later so lou is telling cynthia that uh she's having a great time but you know vicky she's a bit of a drip let me come on have you seen her over there i just thought like i don't like her i mean i respect her you know she was here but uh god i mean i don't know you know what it's like where's ashley anyway what is she supposed to be i know she's a man but i'm not really sure which man you know what i mean what's he doing on there you know they just show ash top over there in the corner

18:45Ben Mandelker: and then uh kim goes and says hi to derek blanks she's like hey i like the pictures hey you know in my move my photo our alter ego photo got ruined yeah i need to get another one okay my kids don't believe me that i ever had a photo like this he's like hey don't worry uh if if you can get me on tv i will take the photo for you oh that's right derek thank you so much baby um so then nene is

19:10Ronnie Karam: taking a picture with some girls and her crown falls and nene's or kim's like oh god the fuck nene i'm done i mean your hair looks great bitch god you're fucking amazing bitch god damn and so

19:24Ben Mandelker: But Marlo pulls Nini to talk. And Nini's like, okay, well, you haven't talked to me this whole time. She's like, yeah, well, I know I haven't. And she's like, well, but you haven't even said shit to me. She's like, well, I did. I came over here right now. She's like, no, you did not. Not today. It's been months, months since we talked. And Marlo's like, well, I do apologize on my end. Do you apologize on your end?

19:47Ronnie Karam: Do you apologize on your end too, Nini? And she's like, absolutely, I apologize if you feel any kind of way, okay? Because I don't want you to feel that. Classic apology. And so they kind of hug, I guess. Not really hug, but they make up. I don't even remember what their fight was over, to be honest. Because Marlo didn't call Nini. Yeah, they've had bigger ones for sure. This was just like a little baby one. so then um lisa and talk lisa talks to kyle and she's like kyle do you think i handled that well with the salt lake city girls and she's like oh my god are you okay that was crazy it's like watching so many people without imdbs argue i just don't know what to do

20:34Ben Mandelker: yeah who is the one that was talking to you again she's not a housewife is she so lisa says you know what happens with like the girls is that like i don't know like first of all I don't want them to see me cry. Because if I cry, if they see me cry, then they win.

20:51Ben Mandelker: You know, with my girls, they just can't be happy for me. I have to, like, have a wallop because they're not going to kill my joy. Okay? Like, you can hang out with Blake and Ben so many times, but they will never be happy for you.

21:05Ronnie Karam: And Vicky's there, and she's like, this is sick. It's just sick how they've treated you. Absolutely disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I'm just sick. So then Mary sees her and she's like, oh my God, is she crying? And Heather's just eating her hair like, oh my God. Should I go back up to her, guys? Should I go up right now? Camera's here. Is anybody watching me? And then we go into the party and Heather goes up to Candace and fangirls. She's like, oh my God, you are so amazing. I'm such a fangirl of you. I'm your biggest supporter.

21:42Ben Mandelker: where did that come from maybe it's because traitors was airing and so heather was like getting on the traitors bandwagon um so then uh giselle then has like a potomac moment so she uh she gathers the ogs she has like well she has like uh ashley and ramen there and stacy's there too and she's uh and candace is not sitting in the sofas at this moment so giselle is saying I love the fact that as we celebrate 20 years of the Real Housewives period that three OGs sit here from Potomac like I love that I look at like the first scene of you Ashley when you were in or Robin when you were in a wedding dress which is crazy and we do see that like Robin's first scene was in a wedding dress and it's also crazy to think that we had to then sit for like six years waiting for her to actually get married in that dress I'm not even sure who's in that dress

22:36Ronnie Karam: it's not great luck to be starting off the show getting married i guess or in a way in a wedding dress it's like a bad omen um so uh candace comes over and she's like oh i'm sorry what's happening over here of course they didn't of course they're leaving me out but i'm here i'm here hello ladies

22:59Ben Mandelker: yeah so they sort of have this moment like golden girls eating cheesecake and having a clip show they're like, I remember that time when that happened. Remember the wig shift. Remember the pizza gate. Remember all those things.

23:14Ronnie Karam: Remember when we took a pizza to Karen's house. So they talk about Karen and how she's not there because she's baby stepping her way back into public life. You know, it was rough what Karen went through and she's still not being recognized for being the person that brought Wi-Fi to Surrey County. And until people get some goddamn respect, I don't blame her. So the Potomac girls talk a little bit and Giselle tells us they are a sisterhood. And maybe we get messy, but we have our bond. No matter if you're on the show or off the show, like Candace, thank God, we still have our bond.

23:57Ben Mandelker: And Wendy especially has a bond, a bail bond. So then Candace, his flashbacks, etc. So now Teresa goes to check in on Vicky. Are you okay? I'm gonna go. I don't feel good. There's nothing to do here. I'm invisible. I feel ugly.

24:17Ronnie Karam: You're not ugly. Well, I'm gonna go have dinner. With or without anybody. I don't even care. I don't even care who's there. I'm just gonna have dinner by myself because nobody likes me. I'm out of here.

24:29Ben Mandelker: Yeah. And so Vicky is like, I mean, I really wasn't talking to anybody and people weren't talking to me. I don't think they're like going to miss me if I leave. And like, I can't wait to get to the car and get to the hotel by myself and play the quiet game by myself. Take a bath, put some really great lotions on and go night, night.

24:46Ronnie Karam: So Kyle comes over. It's like, I'm going to go. I've got, I've been hired. I want to take this fucking wig off. I should have worn it. And now I'm crabby and I want to go home. I'm going, I'm leaving. And no one says, well, you should stay, Mickey. They're both like, okay, bye, Mickey. But Teresa's going to go with her.

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27:20Ben Mandelker: slash wwc and so uh and then they're like kyle's like adjusting vicky's wig because it's all messed up and her wig has been messed up all night in fact she's really bad with wigs in general and then they do a flashback to the bunco party episode of this show where vicky's wig was mess up. I'm like, wow. I mean, this show is really just a whole bunch of flashbacks, but now you're flashing back to the show itself. It's like a clip show, having a clip of another clip show. Are we running on empty? Yeah, kind of.

27:56Ronnie Karam: I mean, you guys don't need to make 9 million episodes if you don't have anything more than people saying hi. So then, not that I'm complaining, the clips, I don't even mind because I just think they're all hilarious. I laugh every time they show a clip because I've watched them. I'm sure we both watched them all. So they're so funny to me, but it's the like, hello, how you doing? So Vicky is out of here needing to give the final cheers to the party and now it's a new day and the ladies are on the bus outside the hotel. We've been sitting here a while. We have a plane to catch up. Where's Lisa Barlow?

28:33Ben Mandelker: Oh, well, sprinter van drama here it is so lisa barlow is pulling a lisa hockstein thing uh or lisa hotstein as luan would call her and um they she is late or they're all getting upset

28:51Ronnie Karam: as the french would say heather probably didn't get that one and by the way let's not forget that

28:58Ben Mandelker: Giselle is most likely super fresh off of the plane drama from Colorado. And so now she's like, I'm not doing this again. I'm not missing another flight. I'm not dealing with this, which by the way, I just have to say, I still think that Colorado season finale was one of my all time favorite Real Housewives season finales. It was just, it was the funniest. It was just, oh, it was, I feel bad for everyone who thought that was a boring and sad episode because I thought that was just one of the most amazing things we've ever seen. But anyway, I digress. They are all cranky, justifiably so, because there's a snowstorm coming in, and if they don't get this flight, there's a chance that they are not going to be able to get a flight out of Atlanta and will have to take a nine-hour bus ride down to Miami.

29:45Ronnie Karam: Yeah, and Porsche is like, 20 minutes have gone by, 30 minutes have gone by. There's no way she's this late to a flight we're supposed to catch right now. And then Lisa comes. okay now before i even start i have to say 30 minutes isn't that bad for a real housewife okay that said this is obnoxious and i would just leave without her i can't believe that they're sitting here waiting for one person i would get the out of there and tell her to take a van oh

30:16Ben Mandelker: the thing is this though bravo is like we would rather miss the flight and have all these women mad at lisa than to get there on time and just smooth sailing bravo is like yes she's late well never forget what jules aaron told us never forget do you remember what i'm about to say yeah that they purposely you saying it yeah jules aaron told us when she was when she was on the show 14 years ago uh she said you know what they do they uh they send the cars late and then you're like stuck and then like you know you arrive late and then everyone gets mad at you but she said that their trick is that they make people show up late and then they can't say why they're late on the show because it was production and everyone's mad at them and the drama unfolds and you know so that's why that's why that's why production's not leaving without lisa and by us i mean the

31:11Ronnie Karam: internet um jill zarin recently told us yeah all right here i am with an ice cream cone Do you see? It's a vanilla cone with vanilla in there. I didn't want that, okay? I wanted chocolate in the vanilla cone. So I said, get me a chocolate. Can I have a chocolate, please, in the vanilla cone? And she said, no. That's what she said, okay? She said no to me. And then she says, we don't do that. And then, look, I'm doing this for you, brand, ice cream brand, okay? I hope you're watching this. This is what the menu says. It says ice cream in a cone of your choice. okay so i don't know why this girl couldn't do a proper ice cream cone for me but i hope you rethink how you're doing business over there because this is disgusting jill zarin out

31:57Ben Mandelker: was she in france or something where was she when she did that video this is that what happened over the two things that happened just was burying my head in my hands like oh god the two the two bombshells from the weekend are that ct and phaedra are actually dating and that jill zarin had an ice cream fiasco yeah um so that was that

32:22Ronnie Karam: so giselle i'm gonna of course leave it to reddit to be like uh-uh actually they did not say that they would do a cup of your choice or a cone of your choice they say the chocolate comes in the chocolate and the vanilla comes in the vanilla and that's just how they do it and you don't get to special order stuff and that's how the chef in uh intended it to be and that is how it should be i mean i read hundreds of comments about this ice cream cone i was just cracking up people are

32:45Ben Mandelker: so funny to me loved it um thanks internet that's the power of reddit um so anyway lisa comes on and giselle is not happy with her and giselle's like lisa why are you late why are you late why are you late i do like this was i was cracking up i was like okay this show this entire season of flashbacks has been worth it for this moment of Giselle just clapping. It's not a clap back. It's a clap forward. She's basically telling Lisa, what the fuck is wrong with you? And he's like, I'm not even going to answer that. I'm not going to answer. She's like, but why? She's like, we've been waiting for you and it's rude as fuck.

33:20Ben Mandelker: She's like, okay, I'm not answering. I'm not going to answer. Okay. I don't need this. And she's like, well, please, please apologize to the group. She's like, no, I don't need a directive. I don't need it. No, no. I was like, oh lisa you are it up you are with the heavy hitters of brava right now and you are still you're still the new girl here you gotta like these people are on your side against like the vicious members of your cast you have to you have to be nice to them and you have to apologize right

33:49Ronnie Karam: now yeah who doesn't say sorry the second you walk on the lisa i mean it's crazy but she's getting defensive because Giselle is immediately like, you apologize. You apologize right now. She's like, no, you're not the boss of me. Okay. So you know what? I'll do it on my own. You know, I don't like being forced to apologize because that's not real. So like, I like sincere apologies. So I'm going to do it when it's sincere. Okay. Later, after I sincerely do my lips because like, they're horrible. I was up at 4.30 in the morning, you guys. It was crazy.

34:26Ben Mandelker: yeah and so and then jazelle's like well muster it up boo muster it up muster up your sincere apology and kyle's like yeah i don't really understand why she can't

34:37Ronnie Karam: she goes yeah but you know what that's not why i'm late i got up at 4 30 this morning and i started packing but you know like i had to pack up my shit but then there was a makeup artist and she had all her shit in my room too so i had to wait for her to get a lift and come over because it's like rude to just leave her there. Like I can't just like leave my makeup artist. Like I don't do that. I'm sorry.

34:59Ben Mandelker: It does not take that much time to pack up your bag. The hardest part is the initial pack. When you're going out of town, you've got to decide what goes in the bag, what doesn't go in the bag, what can fit, what doesn't fit. But once you've made your initial pack, going from place to place, it's like a set amount of stuff. So it just goes in the bag. So it does not take more than 20 minutes to do it. So this is all a lie.

35:22Ronnie Karam: So Giselle's like, well, this is rude. It's rude if we miss our flight. That's what's rude. And she's like, well, everybody wants to make it to the airport, so I guess we should just go. And she tells us, last I heard, the flight was leaving at 11. So, I mean, did I feel a sense of urgency to wake up at 4.30 in the morning and, like, wake up my glam team and make sure that they're all ready? Like, no, not at all. But you just said you did wake up at 4.30. Yeah. Which is it. Which is it, Marlo?

35:51Ben Mandelker: And Giselle's like, it's not the seven of us. We've got a hundred people traveling with us. It's a road show. Like our EPs are here. If someone disrespects that time, they're disrespecting what we are doing. And he's like, I don't feel like I need to justify anything. We all travel differently. Seven people with seven different styles. Like for instance, like your style is to make it to the airplane on time. My style is to be late and take a different airplane. That's it.

36:17Ronnie Karam: Sorry, can't pop a vein about it. Sorry. and so Giselle's like oh now I get why all these Salt Lake City girls are pissed at her that's why they don't like her and now I get it how self absorbed are you so I mean she's got a point on this one you know damn Lisa yeah can't stop

36:36Ben Mandelker: can't stand up for you there dummy so they make it to Miami and by the way Alexia and Marisol are going to be on Watch What Happens live I think like next week or something like that Andy just tweeted out like tweet me your questions for Alexa Marisol so I feel like that's a good sign I'm hoping that they announce that like Miami's going back into production or something like please don't don't don't do this don't like have them on and then not tell us the show's coming back like that's just cruel but um they get to uh they get to Miami um and they get to their hotel and uh they're very happy and then they're offered uh drinks called old Cubans and Luan's like oh wow an old Cuban you know I'll I'll take an old Cuban.

37:17Ben Mandelker: I'll take a young Cuban. I'll take a Mark Cuban. Any kind of Cuban will do. Okay. Hit it, Gloria. Three, two, one. Come on, baby. Mama, baby. Old Cubans for Luan. I love Cubans of all ages. I love the men. I love the hats. I love the cigars. Don't you want an old Cuban for me tonight? Boom, boom, boom, boom. Thank you.

37:39Ronnie Karam: Wow. Old Cubans, young Cubans, white Russians. Hell, I've even done a girl named Margarita. No complaints there. Am I right?

37:49Ben Mandelker: The point is I love women from communist regimes. So then.

37:59Ronnie Karam: So now Kyle is forgetting stuff. Vicky's working, working, working, working. We're in the hotel, by the way. So Giselle goes over to Lou's room and she's like, what's up? What are we doing? She's like, well, I'll just talk to Mary. soul she's so excited for us to get there i don't know if you know her but she looks cocky and we're gonna go to the beach i don't know if you know anything but marisol doesn't play sports it's hilarious it's gonna be great lou and the only person who calls her mary soul

38:29Ben Mandelker: everyone else is like marisol but i guess i mean that's just like i guess that's a real moment of endearment because there's louanna also the only one who calls sonia sonia so she's sanya and marisol and lisa hotstein so she's like yes so today we're gonna be we're invited to lisa hotstein's infamous lingerie party and then they show a clip of that why did they not show adriana slapping joanna krupa i'm not sure or at least or at least was it like beau from big brother or getting thrown into the pool like it was such a random that party was crazy so then luann is like Marisol, so she's going to be a referee.

39:07Ben Mandelker: Yeah, cockies, you know all this. We talked about this already. But anyway, let's talk about Lisa. She was late, right? And, you know, I don't like people that are late unless it's me being late for my own Halloween party where I'm going to perform and Bethany's getting mad because when Bethany gets mad, it's worth being late.

39:24Ronnie Karam: Fix your character, rah. Like you just thought it was okay to wait for you, for us to wait for you. That is disrespectful. So now we see Lisa go to Teresa's and Theresa's doing her own makeup. So Lisa comes in, she's like, hi, Tay, hi. You know what, I've never seen anybody or anything like it, doing your makeup. You're so talented. You're so amazing. Look how you're doing your makeup. And Theresa won't talk to her because she's doing her lips. She's just staring straight ahead. And Lisa just stands here with this huge smile because she's trying to keep someone on her side. She's really going overboard.

39:58Ronnie Karam: Theresa's like, thank you. That's fine.

40:03Ben Mandelker: it's really frosty thank you and then um or she joins luann and giselle and she's like you guys are having tea without me what she's like here's the thing about lisa so i got some of this from some of her cast you know she's just gonna keep on going she becomes totally defiant so even though she knew in that moment it just needed like and i'm sorry but like damn like you know like she just needs to be like i'm sorry you guys all wait for me you know but instead of doing that she kept and saying, I'm going to apologize when I want to. Well, now this is all coming, you know, around and we're thinking about this and with our cast and how everybody's saying the same thing about her and, you know, is she pulling the wool over our eyes?

40:46Ronnie Karam: And that wraps it up for Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Strap Girls. We will be back next week with some more and join us a little later today for some below deck action And we'll talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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