817. - Chris & Jason

23:38Jason Stewart:I love a good wrap, but I didn't know that a wrap could get so decadent. You know what I mean? Wow. Okay. So you were flying high from this wrap. Yes. I don't know if I've received so many DM replies to me posting that on my stories. It was people have like weird visceral reactions to chicken Caesar wraps. I didn't realize that. July, 2025, for some reason. How many, just, just a quick, not to get in the weeds, but what is the, what is the calorie addition of a wrap? Like how much does that actually add versus the bowl of salad? Well, I think it's more so, well, that's a good question. Like if you just nominal, I'm assuming.

24:19Jason Stewart:Yeah. I would say if you're using like the Erewhon spinach green, tortilla with no fucking whatever, expeller pressed hormone, whatever shit, you're going to add 100, 150 calories. Tortillas don't have that many calories. That's why I always wondered why it was such like a, I don't know, it seems like something that should be popular in a general sense. But when you go to a chopped during lunchtime, let's say at the Brookfield Place location here in Manhattan, And there's one wrap for every hundred salads, I would say. Those people don't know how to live. But I mean, the way I look at the wrap, it's not necessarily a decadent version of a salad.

25:01Jason Stewart:I consider it to be a lighter version of a sandwich. I see where you're going. And that's a very, once again, you've done it. That's a very smart way to think about it. We always talk about eating with intention and blah, blah, blah. And that's the way you should look at it. Okay. I'm going to reframe. Not like I'm being a bad girl. I'm being a good girl. Let's reframe the wrap. A healthy sandwich, not a less healthy salad. I think this is smart. This is very smart. So yeah, the fireworks ended. The children said, I wish those were real fireworks because that was stupid. And then we really, you know, we needed to have a little night out.

25:36Jason Stewart:So then we went to the bar, Silver Lake Lounge, to really mix it up with the young youths of the world. And you got, you kept it going. it couldn't have been more quintessential you know like i show up my friend stevie it's his bar i've been there a few times it's always a fun time to hang out and look at young people i'm in the line for the bathroom some guy comes up to me he's like you play basketball man you hoop and i was like nah and he's like you play volleyball i was like who the fuck plays volleyball everyone there just wanted to talk to me about sports which I thought was interesting.

26:16Jason Stewart:Really? Yeah. Dominic Fike's brother asked me if I, he thought I was Michael Phelps and he wanted to ask me about sports and swimming and stuff. And I'm like, guys, I'm, I'm just like a guy who's smoking a cigarette in a parking lot. Yeah, literally. If I was, if I was that good of a swimmer, I would not be smoking a cigarette in a parking lot. That's kind of goes against everything that you're. I'm not working on my box jump PRs right now. I'm literally standing here. I'm trying a nasal spray cocaine for the first time yeah it's a fun how how was the nasal spray cocaine it didn't really it didn't move my needle honestly do you think it's watered down so you have to do more or do you think it's just simply a delivery system i know it's been around yeah you've probably done it before right i'm not i know it's been around for a long time i don't know for some reason it just felt honestly who's to say there could have been enough tequila in my system to sort of sure i won't say balance it out I want to say quickly that I'm a little drinking tequila on 4th of July.

27:16I just think you could have made better choices.

27:19Jason Stewart:I should have been doing what? Jack Daniels? This is California, baby. No, I think a canned beer of Anheuser-Busch American lineage. I had plenty of canned beers. Yeah, but I bet they weren't Miller Lights, Bud Lights. They were Japanese offerings. Michelob Ultras. Exactly. Sapporo or Modelo. If it doesn't end with an O, I don't put it in my mouth. You basically spent the 4th of July, I mean, purposely or not, kind of disrespecting America is low-key what you were doing. 100%. America deserved it this year. America deserved me to give him the spurs in the ass. There were so many good posts about that.

27:57We don't deserve a birthday this year.

28:00Jason Stewart:Bitch, when have we? Yeah, literally never. It was the exact I'm going to go it's important to go tap in with you know people who are 22 definitely see what clothes they're wearing see how baggy their pants are and see how small their tops are wow you guys look as stupid as i thought that's great see how uh more concerned with their skincare routine they are than anything else in their life all those things see how the music that they listen to is bad so they have to play music from 15 years ago because that's the last time club music was good and there i was so i was like so what's going on today what's on the what's on the menu and he's like oh zach bia's little brother's gonna dj little b's gonna be in there with him too and i was like this is exactly what i need little b's in the club drinking a glass of red wine rolling up a fucking hog leg zach bia's brother's playing heads will roll a track remix into bloody b roots this feels like your version of the american apparel documentary you're just in your zone i was well i mean it was you know it was old man shouting out the clouds kind of thing for me because i was like you these motherfuckers like i i cannot i mean a track is a dear friend it's an amazing song great remix legendary classic remix even on even even i know that one you know i don't need to hear i've heard it so many fuck so many times i just can't hear it anymore look Just because you have heard the Day and Night remix more than Kid Cudi himself, it doesn't mean you can sort of gatekeep that from a different generation.

29:40You have to let them enjoy the Heads Will Roll remix because you were allowed to enjoy it during your era.

29:45Jason Stewart:And it is bittersweet because it's like, oh, it's sweet that all this music that I used to play is still being played now. And that makes me feel like something good was being created. But then the bitter part is like, oh, y 'all haven't done. I was listening to Tim Dillon this morning. He was talking about the, let's get down to business. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. I listen to it too. The reason why we listen to music from 2008 and it still bangs harder in the club than any of that shit now is because all we have now is, let's get down to business. Yeah. And that sums it up perfectly. It's just a bunch of horse shit.

30:19Jason Stewart:Or like, you know, you call a Stephanie, I call a Heffany. I forgot about that one. Or, you know, just like what if we made like the fucking lamest tech house song in the world, but it's like when it's about to drop, it's Kendrick being like minor. And then a bunch of people who like go to church start losing their shit at the mantra rib. Kendrick Lamar is music for people who go to church. That's a funny way to put it, but I completely agree with you. No shade to my church listeners out there. No, we love all our religious listeners, but I mean, I don't know if you heard the new Drake song. Drake is back.

30:56Jason Stewart:yeah he was back for like one hour and then he's i would get i would say less than that i would say less than that it's not it's not awful it's not great but so so i i i watched the video it's like him in a freezer and it was like his angle his defense or whatever seems to be like now we're admitting defeat and we're saying like why are you hurting me so bad he's saying some of his homies we were cool he's saying some the ice man i guess he's at like a popular uh toronto based ice delivery service location okay that's not a joke and he was like in the truck and shit but i think that the um he thought he was really cooking with that idea didn't he i think well i think the album is called i think the album the forthcoming album is called the ice man but i i think that the um i think that the sentiment was some of y 'all been dick riding since headlines but then you went to the pop out and i don't really like that kind of stuff is what i is what I deduced I didn't yeah I only heard this from academics of course I didn't go to rap genius.com and then everyone that listens to hip-hop was like yeah I could see how you would not like that anyway back to not listening to you you're telling me some NBA player uh six six man of the year went to the pop-out uh after being friends with you I don't I don't blame it so you're you're saying we're all competing in a popularity contest and when you stop being popular I stopped hanging out with you yeah that's that's how the world sounds about right i think i think that he's i still think he might have one and i mean the song did pretty good numbers but i always i also forget because i didn't like the song or listen to it that nokia is like one of the biggest songs ever like it's got some insane stats but it just didn't it didn't feel like it culturally moved the needle the way that any song used to you know but like to do that big of numbers is sort of insane it just proves that you don't need culture at all you just need people with spotify on their phone yeah and i'm sure there's just parts of the world that don't even know or care about whatever is going on with drake and they just follow him on spotify and they're like oh drake has a new song i love music that's good and then that's it they don't keep up with the uh shenanigans no the shenanigans are i mean imagine being able i always give this example of once i took my dad to buy running shoes and he did the test on the treadmill you know where they look at your gait and then suggest a shoe based on your running style.

33:21And they were just like, okay, these are the shoes for you. And he just bought them without any consideration of brand. You know, like how freeing that must be. It's the same idea to just be like, I like this Drake song. I don't care that he's not cool. I'm not bothered by any of this. I don't think about this.

33:37Jason Stewart:I don't care if Saucony uses sweatshop labor. Exactly. They just feel so good. They feel so good. But I also, there was a big, there were several big shows in the UK this weekend. Fontaine's played at Finsbury Park. And obviously Oasis did their first, we'll talk about that, their first show in Cardiff. But I was noticing, you know, I always get a lot of shit for calling certain hip hop acts dusty. Okay. And I stand by this. But there was a show last night that might be the dustiest show of all time. And it's the Black Sabbath finale. and the lineup is Mastodon, Anthrax, Lamb of God, Alice in Chains, Drum Off.

34:21I think that's not a band. That's an action. It's an intermission featuring a sick-ass Drum Off. Pantera, Tool, Slayer, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Ozzy, and then Black Sabbath. And I want to say that this sounds like this is my actual nightmare. Going to this and having to see and smell these people is my absolute nightmare.

34:40Jason Stewart:This is no place for you, of course. Also, the set times are very interesting. Tool played from 6.17 p.m. to 6.37 p.m. Which is kind of the way it should be, right? I mean, I would love for Tool to play from 6.17 to 6.18 if we could, but you can't win them all. But yeah, I just couldn't believe when I saw the lineup printed out on Metal Addict's official Instagram. I couldn't believe I just couldn't believe this is way dustier than anything I could have dreamed up and I'm looking at the flyer for it and it just looks like a day party in Atlanta type thing there's too many words I heard that the guy from Disturbed got booed off stage which was the one kind of good cool thing that happened there he doesn't deserve to be there we should have booed Duff McKagan too old Duff ass um yeah i mean it was it was dark it felt like um a funeral you know when like or it felt i don't know it's kind of like like when the when somebody dies the funeral is elective yes but then like if like the pope dies everyone in the vatican has to go whether they want to or not whether they agree with it or not and this sort of had the same energy of like a mandatory funeral yeah kind of thing and then they had Ozzy come out you know he can't stand he can still sing pretty well but he can't stand so they he comes out of the stage you know like fucking sigh popping out before Gangnam Style and then he sings a couple songs um I I would like I would have liked to see Alice in Chains even though Alice in Chains you know they shouldn't really be playing anymore since their singer Alice in Chains is the only only band on this bill that I would like to see as well but i i don't think this is the environment who is it that we were talking to about how alice and change is like huge now and having like a big moment oh yeah we were talking to somebody about that i feel like it wasn't on the show though was it rylan maybe yeah it was probably rylan yeah it was probably rylan yeah it was true i think i just saw like was it like two hollis posted some instagram of like him sledding out on the bed or something like that and and it was like a an alice and chains like ballad gone i forgot what song but alice and chains still still slaps shout out to them um yeah it was a dark dark vibe uh yeah but i did the oasis set list um was unbelievable and i'm very excited that we're going now after this they really delivered labor day savings are happening now at the home depot with select appliances starting at 399 plus save up to an extra thousand dollars and get free delivery on appliance purchases of 998 or more.

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38:48Jason Stewart:yeah i was i will say so yesterday in my in my hungover state yeah when you used to get hung over did you did it make you any more emotional at all oh yeah of course yeah definitely yeah definitely that's why i had to stop i didn't it wasn't it wasn't that i was addicted to drugs that i wanted to uh you know stifle my emotions even more than i can do uh on my own sure yeah i mean So like yesterday, and we'll get back to the Oasis, but it reminded me of this. I was in such a state yesterday, and it felt like when you're on an airplane, and you're watching The Notebook, and then you start crying.

39:27Jason Stewart:It just happens. I guess cabin pressure altitude affects your tear ducts in some certain way. Of course. Whatever. That's why real men, raw dog. It's not because they're looking inward. It's because they don't want to cry during a movie for women. so yesterday i i got misty three different times and it was all related to things that should have not like so the first one i woke up i was watching wimbledon and there was like like jokovic had some crazy point it was like a it was an amazing point you saw it right yeah yeah it was amazing and i was just and i saw people you know like his son is in the crowd like cheering him on and i was like that tv show 100 foot wave oh i mean in this i'm in the sauna watching 100 foot wave i'm slucking down my magna magnesium i got advils flowing through me i'm doing everything and then every episode of that show is just like people being injured or dying in the ocean so it's just like yeah here's the king of king of the beach man he was our godfather and blah blah blah and this is the episode where he dies and we show everyone cry about how he dies and and so i'm crying there and then i see a video of a guy maybe you know 19 20 year old kid with an oasis jersey on and he's just talking into a camera about how the show was so good this is like the best day of my life type you can just to see somebody so happy i don't know of all like the follow-up oasis videos i've seen I don't know any other band that really has this level of joy.

41:08Jason Stewart:No. I don't know. It's interesting. I think you're right. I think you're right. It does feel very joyous. I mean, I saw there was so - I mean, obviously, when the Taylor Swift videos where people are inconsolable when they're in the parking lot. Yeah, but the music sucks, so it's hard to relate. I mean, you know. Yeah, everyone is crying at a Taylor show because this song is about how a boy hurt your feelings and didn't call you or whatever. oasis is like you know this is it's celebratory music it's well i think it's also a lot of the fans especially in cardiff this is the best thing that's ever happened to them you know what i mean like they don't like literally literally why was because i was at home when it was happening and um ed coming was in the uk he sent me a link to the to a guy that was live streaming it from his phone and it was like so shitty and all you could hear is people singing but then every I would say every other song he would turn the camera around and it was his like 9 year old son with an Oasis shirt on who knew every word to every song and it was very sick and I just don't feel like that I can't think of anything in America like that I literally can't I cannot think of anything like that where it's like maybe it's a UK thing because when I was to see The Killers last summer it was very generational as well it was like father, son you know what I mean?

42:26It was that same kind of vibe, which is interesting because I just don't feel, maybe it like Bruce Springsteen or something. I don't know.

42:32Jason Stewart:Yeah. Cause we were, when we were talking to Mark Hoppus about it happening at Blink 182 shows, it seems a little different. I mean, not, not that one band is better or worse than the other, but yeah, it's okay. Oasis is better than all of these bands. I think that's fair to say, but you know, when he's saying like, yeah, it's cool. And I see, you know, the dad who went to see us in the nineties and then they have kids and their kids have kids and we're all generationally. listening to a song about um how work sucks and your girlfriend bring you burrito but you know oasis is singing about how you know cigarettes are good no i'm saying they're they're both not dealing in particularly yeah like heavy themes powerful emotion this isn't i mean magnolia electric company don't look back yeah this isn't this isn't silver juice i you're right It's a little more kind of straightforward, let's say.

43:25Jason Stewart:No, that's a good point. This song about jacking off did not get me through some tough times that recalls a period in my life or whatever. Yeah, I do understand that. I watched a little live stream, and they put out a little, but there's that photo. There's a black and white photo of them walking onto the stage, and Liam's got his hand over Noel's shoulder. and if you want to talk about tears my dude that is a beautiful sight and I am I also Noel was wearing a Levi's western shirt which I also like to see yeah that seems to be his uniform I like seeing the footage of when they finish the set Noel already has the cigarette lit before he gets off stage just like oh and then Liam doesn't even get go backstage he just gets into a car that has pulled up next to the yeah he gets into the he gets into the Range Rover directly from the stage so cool I mean I think that I think that if they're getting along which they are even though there's a reason for it which is money I do think I do think it's probably better for everybody if they sort of keep it pressing so that nothing happens you know if they're both they both had 10 pints backstage and they're something happens.

44:46Let's not push our luck. Exactly. The probability is just too high. It's just too high. It's too high. It made me very excited to go to London because I feel like it's just going to be electric. Absolutely electric, man.

45:00Jason Stewart:I'm happy for them. It's great that everyone seems to be enjoying the shows. I'm excited. I feel like I need to start listening to some Oasis b-sides that I'm not 100 ,000 % familiar with because I don't want some geezer to look at me when it's time to sing along. When I've got a pint of cider balancing on my head and then some guy grabs me by the lapels and I don't know the words to that song, that's going to be embarrassing. Luckily for you, based on this set list, there's not really any deep cuts. I was and also if I don't know the words a thousand percent memorized by the second verse you can kind of pick it up yeah that's sort of how it goes well you know I'm also I'm famously a be here now apologist okay and you know people hate that album but I think that the I would if they played I hope I think I know I would be very excited or the girl in the dirty shirt is another favorite of mine but I don't think those are going to make the cut so I don't think so do you think do you know if the They've played two shows now.

46:11Jason Stewart:Did the set list change or did it stay the same? Do you know? Have they played two? Did they play last night too? I haven't seen a set list. I only saw the – yeah, you're right. I haven't seen – I've only seen the set list from the first night. Because I was wondering, are they going to do the same exact set every show or are they going to mix it up? Because I feel like if I was their manager, I'd be like, we can just keep it going. I bet they'll mix it up maybe encore. because right now the encore is like wonderwall and champagne supernova and i think they maybe would add i don't know i i agree with you though it's probably the safer thing to do as we're all erring on the side of caution here i think the safer thing to do would be like play this every night don't think about it keep those fingers crossed um yeah happy for all of them excited to go excited to uh have a wank to that set list i did something um fucked up on july 4th that i told you about in the group chat but i wanted to admit it publicly here um and that is that is we went to this new taco place that took over lost skin called santo's tacos okay and it's like a tiktok thing it blew up like overnight it's like a it's like a real chef's take on tacos i can't Remember the other restaurant he has?

47:25It's very popular. Santo tacos? It's a whole thing. But on July 4th, obviously, it was pretty mellow. It's been an amazing weekend in the city because the weather's been pretty good. And it's mellow, obviously, traffic-wise.

47:35Jason Stewart:This is right underneath a St. Laurent billboard. And is that the one? Yeah. But La Esquina is like an OG sort of like, you know, you would walk through the kitchen to go to the basement. And then Jay-Z would be there. It was like a real hot spot in its heyday. so now it's been turned into this taco thing by this you know chefy chef and it was uh it's very popular i we went to try it it was extremely mid and i was of course still hungry um so there's another taco place called los tacos that is on lafayette street next to levan i've never been there before and i was like you know what i don't want i need something else to eat but i don't want to switch up the flavors you know what i mean i can't go into a different zone of food let's just go to Los Tacos and I'll get a cactus taco and maybe some chips and guac and I'll be satisfied.

48:24And it absolutely worked. It was perfect.

48:26Jason Stewart:So you're like, what if we had the good version of what I just ate? That's literally the, that was literally how I was like, all right, well, this place I've heard about for years. I've never been there because it's always aligned, but Cho said this and it's true. They are the bit, it's one of the most efficient businesses I've ever seen. They're printing money in there and there's a few locations, but basically you order they give you a ticket you bring the ticket over to one of the chefs you know one of the cooks and then they make it for you and hand it to you right there right so you gotta you gotta do your own expo you do your own running exactly even so even if i'm looking at a photo from their uh opening party post malone was there even posty has to go walk over in his belt buckle and with his pacifico posty's moseying he ain't he ain't strolling it's different it seems like uh yeah i'm looking at a photo i see people uh it's the type of place where the owners wear sunglasses indoors you're talking about you're talking about santo's santo yeah yeah santo santo taco yeah not for me but i mean it does look very tiktoky i don't i think it i think it happened like overnight like i think it was literally like it opened and two days later it was a shit show interesting it's like the gene genes of of mexican food yeah i mean it's it's like it's a place where the they they design the hat before they design the menu yeah that's a big problem in a lot of places it's a big problem a lot of places but i thought it was a a fun thing that i'm gonna i'm interested in doing again no i like that i mean actually carolyn and her mom both have that sort of trait inside of them and i'm sort of that same way when you go to a restaurant you're like oh this place has apparently the lasagna is whatever you know whatever it is and you go there and it's disappointing you either have to immediately right that wrong by going to a real restaurant where they do it correctly or make it yourself exactly you don't have the power to do that nor do you have the kitchen no i don't i don't know i had to go to los tacos i had um on friday night i guess uh cronor did his thing uh at time again and i have to say it was a kronor it was a kronor menu oh really um yeah lobster roll veggie burger regular burger salad shrimp cocktail and there might have been one other and the shrimp cocktail that my friend spencer that i was with was like this is a very healthy portion it was they didn't skimp they didn't skimp on the shrimp cocktail and when you're sitting outside of a bar you know in chinatown eating a delicious high grade shrimp cocktail from a seafood dealer yes it was i i mean it feels like i was like he's getting these for the low so he can throw in a straight from the monger to your mouth yeah yeah he's not exactly he's not he's not getting these he's not getting them marked up from the from the local spot he's we're getting it straight from the we're cutting out the middleman clip style you know we're getting it raw that a1 perico yeah during covid he was he was literally selling seafood yeah out the back of the trunk type shit he'd make runs he'd make runs up up 95 he'd make a run upstate to monterey and secure the sea urchins and bring him down to oh no no i got the uni i got the uni i got the uni i'm on my way i'm on my way i'm on my way i got the pack don't worry pack landed pack landed yeah it was up but um the veggie burger is just so good and i i don't it calls it an earth burger i believe but i just i i i was just really happy to have that i was really happy to have a a traditional fourth of july experience even if it wasn't on the actual day because in new york that's sort of hard to come by i feel like yeah and also we should do better as all restaurants that are listening if there's a guy who is making shrimp cocktail in the parking lot of a bar in chinatown and it tastes better and is better and it's more of a value than you know We went to Sunset Tower last week.

52:20Jason Stewart:No shade to the tower, but it was probably the worst. There's no value to be had there. I'll say that. There's no value. There's no value. But if you're an internationally recognized institution, amazing bar and restaurant, you should not be lapped in terms of quality by a guy in a parking lot. It was one of the worst shrimps I've ever had in my life. Cooked to its life. I mean, it was... It was like eating a piece of... It wasn't good. It was just so overcooked. These were very good also, though, because they were the right size. Yeah. I think that's an overlooked part of the shrimp cocktail discourse.

53:01Jason Stewart:Bigger does not always mean better. No. Sometimes they're too fat. Sometimes they're too small. They feel like rats or something. I don't know. It doesn't work. Not rats. Insects. You know what I mean? When they're too small, they feel a little insect-y. But yeah, I mean... How's timing again? It's still open. hasn't been shut down by chinatown pd yet no i think there was some back and forth i mean we're talking despot was there we're talking about it it was a it was a little bit of a he said he's got it figured out okay thank god which is when he says i've got it figured out i chose to believe him you know whether he whether he does or not i i i liked his attitude about it um i want to believe if he's i mean if he's still stayed open and i've had the police come visit him i mean he he openly docs and documents it on his social media he does you know it was dozens and dozens of time the fuzz goldman and his child were there which was fun to see goldman with his child drinking a martini just having a having a burger that's such an nyc moment really living the nyc dream yeah really living the dream um all right uh well there's also um there's also a new travis scott smoothie at erewan chris oh i know i didn't even want to talk about it i mean between that and the addison ray matcha full collab i don't know where to start i was thinking yesterday what What if you put chia seeds in the matcha latte?

54:14Jason Stewart:Is that psycho? Holy shit. Here, he's done it again. Did you see that? A big Celine show this morning that people are not very happy about from what I can tell so far. Is it because of that ugly ass shoe? No, it's just, it's a new designer. It's Michael Ryder who's cool and comes from like Ralph Lauren, but I think Celine is very polarizing. Is Celine going through it right now? I mean, everybody's going through it right now. That's the fucking problem. Everybody's going through it. Everybody, Chris. I mean, most everybody, honestly, most everybody is going through it. Amiri is probably doing just fine.

54:47I mean, if you saw that Amiri show, you'd maybe question that. But feel free to click through on VogueRunway.com. Get all your Amiri runway shots out of them.

54:56Jason Stewart:I mean, I don't enjoy the clothing of Amiri whatsoever, but I think the EBITDA is hitting nice for them over there. I think that the EBITDA has been hitting nice. The problem with this business is it doesn't last forever, no matter who you are, because the rappers and basketball players are going to stop wearing skin-tight,$1 ,000 fake-ripped jeans eventually. I think they already have, kind of, right? They have, but I think when you look at his life— They're wearing their wide-leg Fear of God trouser sets. Yeah, they got the mad happy matching set on for the playoffs. It's hitting different out here.

55:32Jason Stewart:Pop out, something zesty, you know what I'm saying? Don't make me pop out. Don't make me pop out with something zesty. Yeah, but it just happened this morning, but there was a lot of people that weren't loving it. But there was a very cool long men's rugby that Tom Betridge called a rugby dress that would look very cool on a woman as a rugby dress, but it was obviously on a man. And it's a little hard to understand. Rugby dress. So it's like a rugby shirt, but it just go down long? Exactly, yeah. I used to have I used to have one of those I forgot who made it you used to wear that Wales Bonner one didn't you?

56:12Jason Stewart:yeah Wales Bonner that's right did you get rid of that? that looked good on you it was Carolyn's I think I got rid of it I don't remember but it was like a medium or something like that and it fit large on me so I think it may have intended to be a rugby dress too oversized for even you the rare when oversized goes wrong That was a nice garment though. I think that was a... I remember you wearing that. Neiman Marcus sale. Shout out to Mary Kate. Yeah, I'm looking at this Erwin smoothie right now. Every day there's a new ingredient that I've never heard of. And I pay attention to this stuff. I hadn't been to Erwin in a while, obviously.

56:49And we went, we were in LA last week. And it was like, I forget that, at least the one in West Hollywood, the staff of the smoothie tonic bar is like double the staff of the rest of the entire facility. Oh, yeah. But it's because of these stupid drinks. You have to have 15 people layering them all afternoon. It's crazy. Layering them? I just wonder if it's worth it. Honestly, I wonder if it's worth it. The amount of labor that goes into one of these smoothies that's 14 colors is like the body is entire.

57:21Jason Stewart:It's 14 colors and$27, though. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. But I mean, of course, it's profitable. Don't get me wrong. I mean, obviously they wouldn't be doing it, but it just seems like a lot of effort is all I'm saying. I agree. I agree. And I think they wish that they could just make their nut off of selling a plastic container with two hard-boiled eggs in it for$11 or a banana for$12. I don't know what it is. Don't come for me. Don't come for my$36 fish plate. Or a$36 fish plate, but when I look at the amount of ingredients… Yeah, it's crazy. Maybe the price is not bad. Maybe this is a good value.

58:01Jason Stewart:Because I'm... I mean, look. Air One has value if you can find it. A lot of it is not. Yeah, if you know how to use it. If you know how to use the system. I had it for dinner last night. If you go get a slice of pepperoni pizza for$10, it's a massive slice. You can cut it in half. So that's two slices right there. Boom, two slices of pizza,$10. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself. I thought it was a delicious pizza. You love the pizza there. I've actually never had the pizza there. I'll remedy that next time I'm in the Erwan vicinity. I'll try one. Yeah, get a little kale, avocado, bean salad.

58:34I mean, that's the best thing. That's the best thing. I love that fucking salad. If it's marinated, if that kale is massaged properly, oh, baby, there's nothing that hits like that.

58:42Jason Stewart:Get in my belly. Get in my belly. Coconut rice pudding on the low if you're into it, if you're a ricer. That's nice. All right, we should talk about our tour that's coming up. let's do it baby all of you need to get your tickets this the show is coming into view um we're working on it with a few a few people it's getting there um feeling good about it chicago toronto dc we gotst paul turf club we're coming back to you hopefully we have a fun special guest there we're not gonna no turf club no no turf club get your take don't fuck this is i'm serious you're gonna be bummed you're gonna be bummed if you don't get it i'm not i'm not trying i i would never say this under normal circumstances and we will be streaming that show with our friends at veeps so if you if you live in a flyover city you can you can see us um you know for a reasonable price at veeps.com we'll have more info on that later real trial by fire having the first show of the tour be filmed and live streamed not the not the not the must not the not our and once again a genius decision by the mind trust of how long gone i mean but taking a page out of oasis book saying all right first show back in 17 years let's do a 65 ,000 person stadium in our hometown of Manchester.

59:53It was in Cardiff, but it's close enough. We'll do that. And then London, August 4th, get your tickets. We will be at the 100 Club with our friend Blondie. I'm looking forward to that one. A little oasis post-mortem. And then we're going to Copenhagen and we're doing a party with Sunflower during Fashion Week there. We'll let you know more about that soon. Jason, I have to go to the Apple store because I got a new computer. thanks to Adam Ray. And I'm unable to set it up. And over the weekend, I wasn't able to secure a freelance IT specialist. Oh, no. So I kind of have to go to the source. So please pray for me.

1:00:31It's going to be a long afternoon.

1:00:32Jason Stewart:So you're going to go to the Genius Bar right now on a Sunday afternoon in Manhattan? Yeah, but it's holiday weekend, so I think I'm fine. Smart. It's dead. It's dead. Smart. Everyone's in the Hamptons location Genius Bar, right? Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Sag Harbor Genius Bar. All right. HowLongGone.com It's just you and Emily Sundberg there. She's like, I gotta do my newsletter. HowLongGone.com is the website. Get your tickets for the shows. We'll be back next week with some more podcasts. Thank you for listening. Love you, bye.

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