844. - Chris & Jason

33:24Jason Stewart:And I don't know if you don't think Rick to life can kind of get through a book. God, this is, you know, people talk shit on AI. That's what AI should be used for it. Somebody out there use whatever cool software there is. I don't know. I don't know what the hottest video generative platform is. 25 to life performing at the tiny desk concert rick to life headwalks on you know this is a good use headwalks on a uh they them intern and the janitor 25 to life npr goes up to somebody's salad and flips it dude get this sweet green out of here we're trying to fucking mosh i also wanted to talk about harry and zoe just tearing through they're in we're talking about harry styles and zoe kravitz you're not talking about my two nieces no on holiday in lammu because hair because harry has been obviously harry what's cool about the way harry dresses is that it's he just wears the same shit over and over like a normal person and i think that is uh when you're that rich and have access to that much clothing it's it's a testament to knowing when to stop i think it's come with age and experience because he wasn't like that before.

34:42Jason Stewart:No, for sure. He was kind of like a young Elton John sometimes. But he looks great. She looks great. But my question, and something I've talked about with a few stylists, is he hemming his t-shirts to be that perfect length? And look, I'm not above hemming a t-shirt. I get vintage t-shirts hemmed because they're simply too long, unwearable. In this case, is he hemming the t-shirts right to that belt line so you see a little something to match zoe's little something i don't see why not i don't see why not either and unfortunately on that level you why wouldn't you it feels like something i should be it's him and if you got it yeah it feels like it should be a crime but harold stylish to me can get away with murder when it comes to gear yeah i guess you know a sleeve should be hemmed to the length of your arm a pant should be hemmed to the length of your leg and a shirt should be hemmed to the length of your waist the torso why not yeah it's kind of i i feel like it's it it's a lot for a normal person but when you know you're doing a pap walk with an iced coffee through the fucking you know for through brooklyn heights you got to be prepared but you know a little bit of your ellen's peeking through Those eel skin loafers from the row that he wears all the time, I just don't like those.

36:05And they've been around for a long time, and I just don't like the rouge. I don't know.

36:10Jason Stewart:Do you think it's a little too costuming? I just think that there's certain shoe styles that the traditional version is never going to be topped. And I think a loafer, like they try to make a thick sole. Not even eel. Yeah, I just don't love it. Let me pull up this eel skin loafer from the row. I mean, it's popular. We know plenty of people who wear them. I know I've seen it. I don't think they look bad. I just think that why not wear a regular one? Like, what is the – I mean, obviously, these are very expensive. But my stance is also if you're buying that kind of shoe, you should buy it from a very traditional shoemaker.

36:48Jason Stewart:Okay, yeah, I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, I mean, it's – to me, it's not a daily driver's shoe. It's definitely a statement shoe that you wear for – but that's what i think does he have them in black or brown i think black probably black yeah the brown's a little weird color too yeah i mean from far away the eel skin it just kind of looks like a bunched up leather yeah i just don't confuse the eye it's just not for me but you know when when they're testing out new cars that aren't out yet and they wrap it in that weird black and white geometric pattern that sort of it's meant to you're getting a similar feeling I'm getting a similar effect from that shoe, which is only making it hotter.

37:28Jason Stewart:But I think that they're a good couple. Do you think she's getting him to smoke more? Or do you think he was already chiefing? I'm sure he was. Because I know she's a toker. Zoe Kravitz is a real celebrity. That's what I like about her. She always has sunglasses and a hat on. She's got her wired headphones in. She's smoking cigarettes. It just feels old school in some ways. Yeah. She hasn't eaten in at least five years. Her being stoned is a big part of that casual effect, I think. Laissez-faire. And also being the daughter of somebody who is the blueprint of that. Do you think that, because some people are speculating this relationship could be under false pretenses.

38:10I disagree, actually. I think that Zoe Kravitz also... What are these false pretenses? We talk about stick men a lot on this show. We don't give enough love to the stick women. And I think that Zoe Kravitz, going from Austin Butler to Harry Styles, I've never seen a run like this. I've never seen anything like this. And Tatum before.

38:31Jason Stewart:And let's not forget, chaining. Yeah. And I'm sure there's a couple more before that we're remembering. Yeah, there's some Netflix fucking himbos that we're forgetting about. So is this a double standard where us fellas, if we go to Baskin Robbins and we want chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, suddenly we're these worthless dogs but when when a woman needs a little little scoop of gelato oh that is so slay mama you get that dick baby you deserve it i think i think luckily it is a double standard but i also think stick men are not actually losing it's a double standard that nobody has a problem with yes exactly exactly support for today's episode of how long gone comes from Square.

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42:54Why wait? Ask your doctor. Visit BotoxChronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44-BOTOX to learn more. One of the first pictures of them in New York, there's like a girl in athleisure in the background. And I was looking at the Dumois post of the picture and she's the first comment being like, bitch, tag me. And then I go to, and she's got like a TikTok where she's like, ah, I was behind her. It was really funny. It was really, really funny.

43:22Jason Stewart:Do you think their relationship's going to last or is this just a summer flag? Definitely not, but I think that why not give it a try? What do you think about everyone hating on Leo for leaving the Oasis show two songs early? He wouldn't have done that if it was Q-tip. He wouldn't have done that if it was a Blackstar reunion. But I mean, I think that as I said to you when we were going, and I've sort of always thought this and was taught this. You've got to leave before the encore. that's something I've been taught especially at big shows and if you're Leo like how much do you care there wasn't you might like Oasis there was very little effort put in to getting these tickets it's not like he had to fucking pay or try and people I saw were upset that he showed up you know in his party bus sprinter van with his friends walked straight in and then walked straight out and left with that's what you do when you're Leo it works for Leo like that's how it works He parks his Kia in the back of lot 17Q and then hoofs it over.

44:28He's playing a different game than we're playing, and that's totally fine.

44:31Jason Stewart:Be happy that he didn't helicopter or parachute in. But I don't know what... They're like, oh, he's not a real fan. It's like, yeah, of course not. I mean, the Oasis thing has become... You left early at the Wembley. We left just to beat the traffic. We got to hear the last song and see the fireworks from outside. Arguably a better view. and you probably have an oasis tattoo or i literally i literally have an oasis tattoo i don't need to be that like i also don't like hearing the first we left during the like first chorus of champagne supernova that's not even my favorite song i heard what i wanted to hear and walking out to champagne supernova feels more poetic i'm 1000 i'm seeing a lot of oasis is backlash now like people like i'm sick of hearing about this like you guys are fake fans like the usual thing that happens and i do i i think that nothing is safe from a trend yeah and also on that level it's like on par with football teams or whatever it's like oh you're not like bro this is the biggest tour of the you know like of course there's going to be some other people that just want to go there like if somebody calls you is like do you want to go you're like yeah sure i can't believe this venue that holds a hundred thousand people has some has a couple people diehards in it yeah five nights of a hundred thousand people and there's some non diehards in here yeah um oh yeah yesterday when we were at dinner we were leaving star stud at dinner what a beautiful patio it was um and there's that that kid there's a kid running around the restaurant and he's got he goes over to the refrigerator and grabs a beer and then runs over to the front checkout desk with the cashier pulls out a pack of this is this is a five-year-old kid pulls out a pack of cigarettes and grabs one and he looks up to me and he goes it's for mama as if i'm the police like busting him for that was one of the most italian things i've ever seen and i was like this hasn't this is like a night there's a good a scene from goodfellas or something like that or or like this hasn't happened since the 80s alabama when you ask for a winston and a budweiser when you tell old uh what's a good name for your seven-year-old uh hillbilly son you know you tell little joe dirt you know go down to the something go down to the circle k get me a pack of kent's it was really it was really funny though that it was really funny but i did i did i will say i had a pizza last night and it was good just want to say that you had a sicilian cheese pizza it was so good you didn't mind that you had to cut it with a knife and fork i don't love that i prefer that to scissors though the scissor thing is very performative when they hit you with the scissors well the restaurant that you scissors closed in la so maybe you're oh yeah what was it called that's pretty good stella west hollywood no not that one the the one where they cut them like it's square and they cut it and you get it to go and they do it like by the oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah triple beam triple beam's good but they do the cutting i don't yeah yeah yeah that's fine that's like the traditional i guess they do that in room where they just make the long yeah the long stick pizza and then they say how many inches you want pause and then you snip it off and that way you can get a little bit of everything yeah you don't have to get the one pie i used to go there that was a big jake davis place we would go there and try it all you know they were they were first to market in like the gourmet fast casual pizza space and i think they've quietly just been doing fine but yeah you know they've really been the the pizza trends come and go so much that that style just feels so antiquated even though no it's funny because it's just an early mover five years ago you know it's just like pretty normal to me yeah but i guess the trick of the whole thing could be laborious for some yeah the p it was very gourmet and then napolitano style and the simple margarita and now we're back to like cheese a large cheese pizza from new jersey is the greatest thing you can get i was literally that's literally i was talking to mitch and claire last night because they had pizza and i was like do you like it i was like they're like yeah and i'm like i like any fucking pizza like what are you guys what are you talking about like people always want to get in the weeds about i'm like this is this is good even the bad zah is good bad zah is good and and most people that are real zah heads agree yeah of course of course um so yeah we're here for a fun wedding we probably can't really talk about it though right well we haven't been to it so you know what i mean but congratulations to george and charlie i'm sure it's going to be beautiful i'm sure it's going to be very i'm sure tonight's going to be sick yeah because you know for a for a wedding like this you know there's probably some social media embargoes and it's sort of you know if you're invited here we're not taking selfies we're not going up to peep and being like i'm such a big you know i am i almost took a selfie with george's uncle last night after he told me he had a vietnamese restaurant in bath i was like all right bitch get in here we the next time we are in london we should try to go to George's uncle's Vietnamese restaurant.

49:50Jason Stewart:We'll go to Cove. Yeah. No, we'll go to Hove. We'll go to Hove. Tap in. And tap in with St. Etienne. I didn't know because he was like, have you been to Bath before? And I was like, no. And then he started describing it to me. And I was like, this sounds pretty sick. And then I was like, where is it? He's like, it's an hour and 20 on the train from London. I was like, all right, that's doable. I think I've heard the name Bath so much and people talk about it. it's sort of like when people mention you know albuquerque is just like the the irreverent yeah it's actually pretty cool like you know like a blah blah blah and bath i think just because it sounded funny but i want to go to hove i want let's do a hove bath bang bang split oh split seven inch hove bath split seven inch hove on a of course yeah i would like to i mean exploring after after going to the countryside i was like you know what england is a place i'm willing to explore because it's so that experience was so different than anything i've ever done and i feel like we don't have that like going to upstate new york is just a bunch of gay guys with interior design stores and like restaurants that aren't quite as good as the ones in brooklyn yeah the only difference upstate the the guia is warm and in the city the guia is cold they can't get rid of it i i took when i was when i was my friend john was saying he was at a wedding and he went in like the countryside and he went to the pub, Johnny Depp at the pub just having lunch alone.

51:11I'm like, that's insane to see.

51:13Jason Stewart:Yeah, America does not do the countryside the way that Europe, because it's interchangeable for England, for Italy, for Spain. Like, if you drive out of the city in Italy, there are these roadside pubs and the food is really good and it hasn't turned into like a thing at all whereas like if you're in america and you drive you know an hour or two out of any major city and maybe on the west coast not so much the east coast more condensed but like there's nothing good yeah you know it's just like it gets worse and worse as you yeah sure the further away you get from big cities typically oh i i couldn't agree more you know me but you drive off into the countryside of I also would like to go to the country of in Denmark or in Sweden like where they go to the lake that shit looks crazy and I've never been Carolyn wants to go up to where Italy and Switzerland kind of meet in the Dolomites yeah Dolomites is sick I've never been she wants to visit that well she can't even ski but maybe she can she's like there's like hiking you really unplug you can really unplug it looks like a screensaver it's beautiful after this you're hitting lanza hoff are you are you punishing are you gonna do any last hurrahs obviously you had your melon sorbet which was a a line violation but tonight you know are you going to smoke while eating well it's my birthday it's my birthday tomorrow oh shit so i feel like i should have a single bite of dessert tonight but i don't think i'm gonna blow it out since i have like a six hour trip from dusseldorf to silt tomorrow and i don't want to feel too bad but i am i think once i get there once i get to lanzerhoff i'm really gonna i'm really gonna like do what they tell me i'm like i'm playing ball no i'm not gonna go out and get a snack.

53:16If you want me to drink this broth, that's all I'm going to have.

53:18Jason Stewart:You're going to do what they tell you as it pertains to food and drink. What about phone and screen? That's not part of this. That's the whole thing. It's more like you're here to do what you want to do. This is what we offer. It's not like a Tibetan retreat. If they say, hey, we have to have this hojika tea instead of your morning espresso or cold brew? I'm going to do it. I'm going to try my hardest to do exactly what they're telling me to do. What if it's Rocky's Matcha? That would be really funny.

53:56Look, I love the branding. I'm just not a matcha guy. I'm just not a matcha guy. No, I'm going to try to adhere to whatever the program is because I think the thing about this when you cater to a certain kind of person who's doing this voluntarily, it's like when rich people have trainers and they show up and don't try that hard. it's like well I gotta exercise it's like well if you're here and you're paying for it why not try as hard as you can

54:18Jason Stewart:yeah and then also the person who's the trainer if a really rich person paid a lot of money for this you're not gonna really treat them like a teacher and a student you're gonna go a little yeah it's you know because if you push too hard you could lose the business yeah the money go down you could lose the business you could lose the business it's a good way to put it but I think it's gonna be okay I mean I think I'm gonna be fine I think that tonight I'm concerned with how late I'm going to have to stay up but then I have to realize I have 8 days of monk living so it will even out I think it will be fine as long as you have your screens you'll be okay but usually when we go on these vacation trips like this it takes like 3-4 days to fully get into actual relaxed island time mind it takes a while to wrestle I don't want to be there.

55:13I run from island time. Maybe running is your island time. I mean, I did sleep in quite late today, but I needed it. I needed it.

55:24Jason Stewart:Is there anything else we should discuss? I'm trying to think. No, let's rock and roll, bro. Let's go get some arancin. We've only talked for 46 minutes, though. Oh. My bad. Oh, okay. Okay, they got the guy who killed Charlie Kirk. He's a 22-year-old 4chan guy. He's more... I was talking to someone about this last night. The government wanted him to be brown. Fun party chat. I was talking to this last night. Yeah, we got Charlie Kirk, 9-11, Charlie's wedding, and Chris's birthday. You pick one. What's your favorite? There must be some kind of moon happening. I saw... Yeah, I saw this. And then...

56:05Jason Stewart:The Troye-Sivan moon is three days away from being at its peak. They said that his dad Rotted on him, the shooter He told his dad, first of all, what kind of pussy Are you that you tell your dad that you did the shooter Like that's crazy Also, I think his dad was a cop Or some type of law enforcement So you can't You know, he took the oath And the oath is stronger than blood I think for a certain Is oath thicker than blood? For a certain, that's a 25 to life album I don't know if But I just couldn't believe that And then I guess he's even more right than Charlie and was like, Charlie is, I guess, started to like turn on Trump a little bit.

56:48Jason Stewart:And he was also starting to turn on Israel. Oh, he was starting to say like, hey, guys, what's going on with the what's actually happening here? He's like, you guys can't be so bro-y with these people. It's actually really funny for a guy like that to be like, well, maybe this isn't. Like, bro, you've committed your entire life to this, like being a right wing pundit, basically. Well, you know, we have a lot of justice porn and people are very hypersensitive to hypocrisy. And now being a political flip flopper is one of the worst things you can be. which I don't really I mean I guess as you get older I feel like it makes sense you know what I mean like I think over a 30 year period your views can shift a little bit I think when it's a guy like this where you hung your hat on some pretty extreme shit and made a fortune off of it and then it's been a year you can't really yeah I mean you let people down it's like when they found out Millie Vanilli was lip syncing or you know you find out that somebody's hair isn't real or maybe they're taking Ozempic.

58:00Jason Stewart:Luckily, Zach Bryan's hair transplant was pretty obvious, so I can still listen to his music. As well as Justin Bieber's. I don't believe that. I think I do. Justin Bieber absolutely seems like the kind of person who will start to go a little bald now that he's what? He's kind of old now, right? I bet he's like 30-something. Early 30s? People go bald in their early 20s sometimes. I'm not saying that he's a full you know horseshoe shape bald pattern on his head but when you're justin bieber you can't be any level of bald that's actually that's true and when he had his longer flowing hair you're able to sculpt that and mold that and cover up some potential trouble areas it's true but now that he's going uh alcaraz style haircut did you see this at all speaking of alcaraz the rumor is that Brooks Nader, my favorite new reality star, Love Thy Nader, check it out if you haven't watched it yet, was apparently dating both Yannick Center and Caller Zacharias.

59:01Let's give it up for another stick woman. Okay, what's her name?

59:06Jason Stewart:Brooke Nader. Brooks Nader. And this is a hot woman, not like a seven-year-old yodeling boy? It does feel like a seven-year-old. I mean, she is a... Brooks Nader pulled up the IG 1.7. She's like a hot Sports Illustrated 90s Maxim vibe. I gotta say, she does seem older than Alcaraz and Sinner. She probably is. Alcaraz is 22? She's definitely older than that. I'm gonna look up. But so, the Love Thy Nader age, if you haven't seen it. 28. Okay, if you haven't seen Love Thy Nader, it's a basically jimmy kimmel produced it because he thinks they're going to be the kardashians there's four hot sisters they live in an apartment in new york and the final episode has a dramatic scene of her sisters intervening on her for using too much ozempic and they try to make it look like it's heroin like there's needles everywhere and shit it's so good i can't this is the first make it look like britney spears's bedroom i was talking to samantha leach about this because she loved it and we were both just like that last episode the drama but i want to thank my my wife for putting me on to it because i she was like i was watching the u.s open we were at bellport she was watching this and i was watching the u.s open and she was like you need to you need to watch this you can't okay do you think it's something that i need to watch oh well look at that she's she recently promoted the show on jimmy kimmel live yeah funny enough uh i don't think that it was also cool bookcase.

1:00:40I just love that. Denzel Washington and Brooks. Denzel didn't mind. Denzel didn't mind. He said, let me get the snow bunny in the green room. We'll take a picture together if you'd like. I'll do it. I think that it's going to be a hit. I don't know if they're going to be the Kardashians, but there's a lesbian sister. There's some variety.

1:00:56Jason Stewart:I would say there's something about the way, like you were saying, they have a 90s kind of Maxim magazine look. They look like they're from another time. I think that's going to work in their favor. I mean, so now that we're able to manipulate our bodies with technology and fillers and shots and all that stuff, are we going to, you know, the way that pizza is trending and moving around and smash burgers are getting big and small, are people's faces going to go in and out of vogue? Well, we've seen the butt shrink after the Kardashians started dating white boys. Yeah, but the face is a whole different territory because the butt can come and go.

1:01:36Jason Stewart:The filler can come and go, too. It's called dissolve. Yeah, but with butt, it's like the X and Y axis. It doesn't, you know, the face, there's thousands of points that can be. The butt is just bigger or smaller. The face is a multi-band equalizer. And then the butt is a knob. Big, little. Yeah, that's true. And that's kind of about it. I mean, obviously, there are shapes to the bodies that we like. I think the lip filler thing has calmed down quite a lot since, like, I don't know, three years ago. probably but i think it really is dictated by certain like you see emily blunt like she emily blunt is in the smashing machine with the rock and people are like yo what did you do yeah and i think there's something i don't know man there's something about like do you think that they created that's that the rock lost all this weight all those headlines to take the attention away from her drastic face change honestly i great question the same way they killed charlie kirk to take away from the Trump-Epstein files?

1:02:39Because when I saw that movie, I didn't even think about the way she... I think she did it after, for the promo of the movie is what I'm trying to say. Because in the movie, I didn't really notice it. Maybe it's because she was playing a character that wasn't about that.

1:02:52Jason Stewart:Her face looks like the sequel. That's not been filmed yet. Yeah, but I was just like, I don't know, man. I feel like there's something to be... I don't know, something to age. Everyone can't be Sofia Coppola, but there are ways to age gracefully. Yeah, well, I guess what I'm saying is that we've always, seeking youth has always been the top priority, looking as young as possible. And I'm saying, is this, their faces all look to be trending on the, maybe that youthful look is not the most ideal. I'm going to create my face to have some potentially older looking features. in an effort to look like you're from you know 1997 maxim magazine in the way that all people look older back then you know you look at football players from the 80s and they look like 47 year that's actually true i think more with that i mean i think when i say that about her it's more like the titty like i got big tit i'm voluptuous you know what i mean like i look like cindy crawford or like i'm gonna be a poster on somebody's wall in their bedroom there's less kind of subtlety at play like so we're gonna get our tits done what do you want i want them big yeah yeah much versus like well i'd like a little bit of a this showing references brooks come on how long gone giant tits we would love to talk to you you're one of my favorites and i think that what is her job or does she have a job no job model okay model influencer model but she's i mean she i think she's not that she needs to have a job for me to respect but this is the guy this i remember i told you about this her dad is on the show and his they're from louisiana and his name is bro b-r-e-a-u-x that's when alex was like take your headphones off this man is named bro and i was like all right deal all right i'm in i didn't know that that's why i remember you mentioning the bro but now i've tried to i've tried to enter because we've been spelling bro with an e in australian way that you introduced me to could we progress even further to the by you, Bo.

1:04:52Jason Stewart:When you presented it to me the first time, my pushback was it's the same. It has the same energy as spelling hoe that way, which gives very much like bookish Twitter girl. Sure. But I think we could own this space. I think we could own this space because it's so new. Yeah, that's true. There's no precedent here. I just love the idea of a guy named bro. And he's good looking. He's hot. Like all the gays are like, oh, her dad is fine. Like he's young. Okay. Old bro. Cause they're religious. Okay. So bro is my age and he has a 28 year old daughter. Honestly, I think bro is probably like 15 has a 20 year old daughter for real.

1:05:31Jason Stewart:Imagine just being bro. You're in the, you're in a hospital watching your fourth kid get popped out. And this, you know, she's going to be this six foot tall blonde haired, big titty chick. And he's like, that's Brooks. the names are all everything about it is crazy the only other brooks i know brooks whelan snl cast member my friend brooks from south carolina i know brooks i know there might be another one oh yeah brooks i'm working with on something in la with a name like brooks you're destined for something i would say it's not it's not necessarily top fame and greatness but you're always going to do something interesting you're named after a running shoe so that's nice you know something to think about or one of your favorite bodies of water plural sure sure uh middle name is babbling actually so speaking speaking of brooks will and egg ego nuodum cut from snl yesterday as well one of the most fun names to say it's just cool that they're hiring that lauren michaels is 150 years old and just hiring tiktokers but you know the real thing that i'm hearing which is very murdockian the cry from the house is where druski could druski at least host well i mean obviously druski is to me himself is bigger than snl i know but druski to me is a sketch comedian yeah like actually like that's what he does like he spent like the i saw one yesterday where he's like when they make jail look cool and i'm like this is you spent much there's like 10 guys you're in a real jail cell production value high production value is as high as SNL and there's no way that whatever he would do on SNL would be better than what he's doing now there's no SNL is not going to be able to offer him anything better than what he has now because number one he has his own money and he can produce things exactly how he wants to and it's always funnier than SNL 99 % of the time but he has the power of the edit and the multiple takes and when he's on live tv i think there's a strong chance he's gonna flounder i think they've gotta at least offer him a hosting i think he could host you know okay after they destroyed please do not destroy they don't have their in-house content creator anymore team they hire drewski drewski replaces all three nepo babies and he just makes the funny videos just like remember that comedian funny marco i was thinking about that yesterday somebody was saying like oh funny marco the only good well who's the blonde girl bobby althoff yeah like that funny marco episode with bobby was really funny and i was and it just reminded me of like how dark the times that we're living in now where a comedian has to put funny in the prefix of his government business name LLC is like, oh, I'm funny, Marco.

1:08:29Jason Stewart:That's to let you know that I'm funny. The way that my last name is Smith because I'm a blacksmith. I like it. They set you up. They tell you exactly what they're going to try to do. It's a return. I mean, it reminds me of when in the 1800s, 1700s, your surname or whatever was what your craft or skill was. Your occupation. You're a fisherman, you're a smith You're a roofer, whatever And that's just what your name was I think we've returned back to that We gotta get Drewski This is the official change.org petition To get Drewski hosting SNL Get Drewski the red cam Get him access to hair and makeup I think if they used him correctly And it was the right musical guest I think he could hit I think it could work Drewski and Chris Brown?

1:09:22Jason Stewart:that's the how long gone episode right there imagine that that's you're talking about what's it going to be like the tipping point drewski on snl chris brown on snl never once he comes back on never never i saw veronica is cool did a funny video with haim where she was like i have band practice tonight and the roommate guy's like you don't you're in a fucking band what are you talking about and then they showed up it's pretty funny that's the crossover that we needed y 'all exactly We needed that. The girlies needed that. Okay. Well, thank you guys for listening to How Long Gone. Chris and I are going to go find some local.

1:09:57Jason Stewart:I'm going to get a fat-ass arancini. Oh, yeah. The arancino here is very grandin. I'm going to put on a suit. It should look like ostrich egg. I'm going to go sweat through a 90-degree afternoon. I was wearing the thin Sid Mashburn kind of linen-y shirt and a wife beater last night, and I was feeling humidified. I want to say that I'm pretty proud of myself for committing. I didn't take my jacket off at once last night. I saw that Rustam draped it over his shoulder in a consigliere manner now that we're here on the island. He had a jacket. I can't remember who made it. He had a jacket and a tie that were the same material, a la Tom Brown.

1:10:39I think it was Tom Brown. No, it wasn't, though. That's because I thought it was, and it's gray, but it's not. I can't remember what it was. We talked about it, of course. I'm shook. There were a few looks, though. There were a few looks. A lot of looks. A lot of looks. I'm sure they're going to really bust them out tonight. I'm excited, man. Are you going to change between the ceremony and the party, or are you going to keep it?

1:11:00Jason Stewart:I don't think so. Okay. I just didn't know. I don't think so. Did you guys check a bag or no? No. Nice. I think that's also been a big reason why I'm in, like, don't care, long hair don't care mode on this trip. Because you got three shirts. having the giant suitcase is such you know it's it's 35 percent added stress to your overall trip and you it's like we like the first time we were there uh our flight was delayed and it eventually canceled and we rebooked it the following day and we had to officially announce to the airline that we are deboarding the plane yeah so that we could be rebooked first and we had to literally like grab our bags walk off the plane and tell a person it would have been we are deboarding that if our bag was in the belly of that 747 it would it would have flown to jfk and sat in a pile somewhere and god knows you know no it's it's i mean i know people have to serve but i'm willing to sacrifice the serve for efficiency i like the idea of me showing up in a in a suit coat that has a clear four indentation cross because i can't iron it i think that's it could potentially damage to the fabric.

1:12:10Jason Stewart:You can do it. And I can't. I got a little line in the J Muser. I'm going to have to fucking. All I'm saying is over here on the island where it's a casual lifestyle, having a little crease in your shirt is kind of charming. Yeah, I don't disagree. Everybody's sweating equally too. It's like it's hot. Look, everyone here looks like shit. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. All right. How Long Gone? Thank you for listening. We're back next week with some more podcasts and we'll talk to you soon. Ciao.

1:12:42I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away.