846. - Ben Lippett

19 Sep 2025 · 1 h 9 min · 29 chapters

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In short

The hosts and guest riff on the Coachella 2025 lineup, festival “recession indicator” vibes, and what acts are actually worth traveling for—then pivot into food culture and cooking trends, including Ben Lippett’s cookbook and hot honey brand, plus British TV chef personalities (Gordon Ramsay, John Taffer/Bar Rescue), and London food/market talk (fig leaf experimentation, QP kewpie mayo, olive oil myths).

Guest background

Ben Lippett is a London-based author and cookbook writer. He has a new cookbook, How I Cook, and is a founder of a hot honey product brand.

Key claims

Coachella feels more “boring” and ticket-driven than in past years, with mainstream headliners (Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, Carol G) replacing earlier surprises. Ben argues cookbooks sell well because they’re desirable objects, not just recipe books. QP mayo will fade back toward regular mayonnaise. Olive oil “sizzle vs drizzle” is largely a marketing scam for most home cooks.

Notable examples

Pizzeria da Michele (Naples); Beef Wellington (rare, high-stakes to execute); fig leaf lattes; QP kewpie mayo (sweet/sour, MSG); “Kitchen Nightmares” and “Bar Rescue” comparisons.

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Chapters

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Travel Reflections and Cultural Observations

0:45 to 2:30

The hosts share their experiences in Italy, discussing food, travel, and local culture.

Coachella Lineup Reactions

2:30 to 4:30

Discussion on the Coachella lineup and its implications for festival culture.

Critique of Coachella's Artist Choices

4:30 to 6:50

Hosts critique various artists on the lineup, revealing their thoughts on the music industry.

“Foster the People, one of your favorites.”

Guest Introduction: Ben Lippett

6:50 to 9:10

The hosts welcome guest Ben Lippett, discussing his background and interests.

“He's basically, he's like the youthful, even though he's my age, he's brought in the youthful element of kind of the club energy to the Nine Inch Nails concert that would normally be 52-year-old guys.”

Exploring Cell Rejuvenation Technologies

14:00 to 14:47

Learn about innovative approaches to longevity and cell rejuvenation.

Exploring Cell Rejuvenation Technologies

14:53 to 15:06

Learn about innovative approaches to longevity and cell rejuvenation.

“That's howlonggone at im8health.com slash howlong.”

Financial Advice and Rocket Money

15:06 to 17:58

Discuss how to manage finances and save money using Rocket Money.

“All those pesky subscriptions, all the stuff you're spending money on, Rocket Money goes in, analyzes your shit, and tells you what to stop so you can come out on top.”

Cookbooks and Culinary Culture

17:58 to 24:25

A conversation about the significance of cookbooks in culture and their aesthetic value.

“I think it's nice to have a wide array, but if you don't use them, that would be stolen valor.”

Jamie Oliver vs. Gordon Ramsay

24:25 to 28:00

A debate on the contributions of Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay to food culture.

“So do you rank Gordon Ramsay in there at all?”

Gordon Ramsay's Fiery Character

28:00 to 29:40

Learn about Gordon Ramsay's approach to failing restaurants and his impact on the industry.

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Bar Rescue and John Taffer

29:40 to 31:00

Explore the similarities between Gordon Ramsay's shows and John Taffer's Bar Rescue.

“Okay the big the big bald Okay the big fat Bosch guy Yeah the guy who looks like he's going to die in the next 48 hours the kitchen, the bar rescue guy he looks like a thinner version of that guy but still fat.”

The Challenge of Beef Wellington

31:00 to 33:00

Discuss the complexities and expectations of making Beef Wellington.

“And then oftentimes, which I don't know why they show this.”

Figs and Fig Leaf Experimentation

33:00 to 36:20

Learn about the use of figs and fig leaves in cooking and their seasonal availability.

“I don't know anything and I could look at that and be like damn that looks hard.”

Farmer's Markets in London

36:20 to 38:00

Discover the culture and experience of visiting farmer's markets in London.

“Yeah, you're not beating the charges with that mustache and the fig leaf.”

Farmer's Markets in London

41:34 to 43:14

Discover the culture and experience of visiting farmer's markets in London.

“Start improving your health with real data from Tiny Health.”

Shopping Local in the UK

44:41 to 46:19

Explore the charm of local grocery shopping and specialty stores.

“It kind of sells everything and anything that you need.”

The Rise and Fall of QP Mayonnaise

46:19 to 48:19

Discussing the popularity and potential decline of QP mayonnaise.

“Because if you got bread, you got the expensive olive oil, use it on everything like a fucking grown-up.”

Olive Oil Debate

48:19 to 50:24

Exploring the complexities of cooking oils and consumer trends.

“Some are special and fragrant, and adding heat to them will destroy it as well as the delicate fresh ones have a lower smoke point.”

Starting a CPG Brand

50:24 to 53:06

Insights into the challenges and strategies of launching a consumer brand.

“And I realize Spanish olive oil is delicious.”

Book Launch Experience

53:06 to 56:00

Reflecting on the journey and experiences surrounding the book launch.

“And you're talking about that level of grocery store right now.”

Signing Books at La La Books

56:00 to 56:40

Ben shares a personal story about encountering a reader buying his book.

“And I thought, I don't know, I kind of clammed off.”

The Journey from Substack to Book Deal

56:40 to 58:50

Discussion on how Ben's Substack led to his book deal and the importance of audience.

“So people are finding you on Instagram and then they are, because of the power of the cookbook, they're going to buy it.”

Experience in Professional Kitchens

58:50 to 1:01:00

Ben recounts his cooking career and experiences in various restaurants.

The Transformation of Addresses and Culinary Trends

1:01:00 to 1:02:20

Discussion on the evolution of restaurant locations and culinary scenes.

“I ate there years and years ago, and it was good.”

Recipe Testing Processes

1:02:20 to 1:04:40

Ben explains how he tests recipes for his book and the involvement of testers.

Originality in Cooking

1:04:40 to 1:09:50

Exploration of creativity in cooking and the balance between originality and classic recipes.

“If you're going to make, there's a recipe in the book for a brown sugar tart.”

Shifts in Cooking Perspectives

1:09:50 to 1:10:04

Discussion on how personal life changes, like having kids, influence cooking styles.

“It's just hammering down on the basics, which I think is good.”

The Evolution of Cooking Perspectives

1:10:04 to 1:12:01

Explore how parenting influences a chef's cooking style and appreciation for classic recipes.

Pedro Pascal Comparisons and Lighthearted Banter

1:12:14 to 1:13:49

Enjoy a fun discussion about celebrity lookalikes and humorous anecdotes.

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Transcript

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0:32how long gone bon giorno uh it's it's our last well at least jason's last uh european podcast thank god i i don't know who's happier you or me uh i'm gonna go with you i'm not feeling happy what do you mean you you're i'm saying i'm saying to to return to los angeles you must be feeling

0:52Jason Stewart:happy uh there are pros to that i'm looking forward to parts of that i mean i i have enjoyed life on the road you know i was a lot more relaxed and chill in the island of ischia then i'm in a different place in uh in naples right now napoli oh i didn't i didn't realize jesus christ dude you're literally so yeah we we did a podcast and i finished around 9 9 30 p.m last night and then went and had dinner at a remote treehouse restaurant got home at midnight went to bed woke up let me let me guess let me hold on how how far was the drive to the treehouse restaurant it was it was only 30 minutes each way okay an hour in the car total what would you give it on a scale of one to ten uh food rating wise six and a half okay well it's not the numbers aren't working out great great for me but they're not terrible we uh we went with the whole slow cooked rabbit which is the uh delicacy of the island you need a fucking smoothie you need a smoothie i literally there is a there is the whole the whole rabbit and they do leave all you know the head the bones all that stuff and god there were some organs as well and i don't know what they were i was taking a i was taking a bite i mean it tasted good it was good sure and then and then a ball of some sort it i don't know if it was a bladder or a testicle a kidney a pancreas went in my mouth and i popped it out and uh you know it was all good but yeah so you know when got home at midnight you know brush my teeth go to sleep wake up and then um edit the podcast with jamie xx for you know within 10 10 minutes of waking up to get on a boat and then take a ferry to here and then check into the hotel and then fire up the old zoom workplace so unfortunately our our dude boat to fair i want to apologize i want to nothing is worth that like nothing isn't naples in naples a crime isn't naples a crime ridden hellhole it is but it's also where the airport is that's taking me home tomorrow and it's also sure okay that it is a crime ridden hellhole so is the the city that i'm flying home to and so is the city that you live in sure that's all cities at this yeah it's all it's all cities but but italian italian italian crime seems worse somehow to me i mean you know there's there's a there's a criminal element in the streets here that you definitely have to be aware of but it also is the birthplace of pizza that that i do like oh yeah the chain chain state yeah we ate at this pizza we ate at a pizza place right before here we split a margarita it was six dollars and it's nice was it bang you know the oldest pizzeria in in the world is it's from like the 1800s uh it was very bang it was like i forgot what it's called pizzeria la michelle I believe it's like a it's been like blown out from tick tock now but it's banging pizzeria da michelle yeah it's good it's just a place where it's like we got margarita pizza and uh marinara pizza and coke and beer and water it's nice that's what that's how god into it we didn't even delicious we didn't even get into with jamie but the coachella uh lineup was announced yesterday and it it's people are saying and i quote it's a recession indicator that it's coming out so early and the rumors are that saturday headliner justin bieber is getting 10 million dollars which feels crazy does that come as a surprise to anyone though i mean i just don't know i mean this it's i don't know man i love looking there's a there's a pitchfork story today like why does the Coachella lineup make me so mad which I thought was really funny but I just don't even understand did they answer I mean you know sort of it's just like because it used to be good and now it's not that's sort of the you know the particular complaint with this festival was it was like cool and sort of like there would be weird surprises that made sense not black flag playing well past their prime and then 15 things I've never heard of you know which is usually I mean Sabrina Carpenter Justin Bieber and Carol G are about as boring as it gets but you gotta sell tickets cause you're losing money then I see what you're doing and then they're like actually yes we are that is why we're doing that I think there are some nice little surprises in here but yeah I mean like the black flag I know you're a fake mink guy I don't care what his music sounds like the hair you can't get past the hair but I think you know chicks wanna have sex with them I'm so happy for him.

5:55Foster the People, one of your favorites. Yeah, there's a few Jason artists on here. There's a few friends of the show. But, I mean, the question is, will you, Los Angeles resident, is there anything you see here worth making the trek down for?

6:10Jason Stewart:Well, I think because of the person I'm married to, I will have to go for the strokes. I was guessing that would be your answer. I would say that's the best day I'll just go straight down And see who I would want to see I mean Sabrina Carpenter XX Shore Nine Inch Noise I'm sure that'll be cool Can you explain that to me? I don't think they've ever played together But it's Nine Inch Nails and Boy's Noise And Boy's Noise is opening For Nine Inch Nails on their tour and he does like a techno live thing. Okay, got it, got it, got it. He's basically, he's like the youthful, even though he's my age, he's brought in the youthful element of kind of the club energy to the Nine Inch Nails concert that would normally be 52-year-old guys.

7:08I'm all set on that. But that's a cool innovation.

7:10Jason Stewart:I think it'll be cool. I think it's their way of bridging the gap to make Nine Inch Nails music for younger people. That being said, I was walking through the piazza on the way back to a hotel and saw like a 10-year-old boy playing soccer wearing a nine-inch nail shirt so you know what the fuck do I know it would be cool to see turnstile just you know in a big festival setting see what happens you know Ethel Kane you know she's cool and all but you know that shows shows pretty good I've seen Ethel Kane before and it wasn't bad wasn't bad it'll be a little maybe a little snoozy for Coachella depending on what kind of pillies I'm on of course you know Dijon's having a big year maybe he'll bring justin out uh teddy swims nope moby cat's eye gonna cat size you know they're great but not for coachella devo is you know 74 years old sexy red hell yeah central c hell no even though many women i know in their late 30s and 40s central c is extremely masturbate to him extremely good yeah he's a really good looking 84 pound guy who looks like a mouse no faster the people 8.1 Pitchfork Blood Orange didn't get the best new music.

8:22Jason Stewart:Is 8.1 as high as you can get without getting BNM? Yeah, probably. I don't know what levity is. I know what it is as a term. I don't know what it is as an artist. I don't know either. We got Moby, one of the greats. Marlon I like that Moby's coming back. Marlon Hofstadt? I don't know which kind of Swedish guy that is. we got Licky Lee she's got classics fake mink Gordo just took Drake to the club Licky Lee gonna do I Follow Rivers that shit bangs that's a festival I Follow Rivers that's a festival Nightcore remix you know that Licky Lee the Licky Lee album with the black and white cover is an all timer if you haven't listened to that go check it out it still bangs really really good alright I think after that we lose Wednesday Friends of the Show are playing which is cool a lot of people you know Fred is excited about Joyce Manor you know groove armada sure slater all the t-nut up to see gays are going to be into that fleshwater i've heard is cool but i haven't heard them have you heard them they're kind of like no post hardcore i don't know no yeah you got your wednesday you got your you know dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj dj we got a hurry though because we got we got every artist maybe we can skip but we got bieber okay i'll just yeah we got bieber strokes somber of course interpol alex g skipped over addy ray and also somber's mom looking kind of good david byrne somber's mom is bad somber's mom is bad i just want to we discovered this today on instagram somber's got a baddie as a mom because she's probably our age yeah i was gonna say she's probably younger than somber just got his learner's permit so his his mom's fucking graduated high school two years after i did um Let's see here.

10:09Jason Stewart:Yeah, we got Boyz Noise again. Royal Otis. Geese, sure. Okay. Then the one who, Yosuke Yukimatsu. He's like a Japanese guy who plays like corn on Boiler Room and everyone fucking comes all over the place. I'm out. He's got great energy. I think he had like brain cancer and survived it. And now he's like the most energetic DJ of all time. It's a great super story, but it's like, damn, this guy mixed rock and roll song with dance song. it's fucking holy shit um green velvet yeah that's cool i don't know any of this i don't know once we get once we get past the guy you just said i don't recognize anything yeah not that i should i mean it's i it's fine i just am like i have nothing to say because i don't know okay let's we'll move quick into sunday because okay carol g obviously you know we don't know that at Oh, Young Thug, do you think something could change between now and April where Young Thug is not playing anymore?

11:10Yeah, he gets shot. But otherwise, I think he'll probably make it because of the payday.

11:14Jason Stewart:No, I mean, like, will his offer, like, will Golden Voice maybe replace him with somebody else? I mean, because he's a pariah. He's persona non grata in the community. He'll get booed off of stage, won't he? Contract is a contract. oh yeah the white people in LA are gonna boo him off stage it's not like he's going to play in fucking zone six parking lot like he's playing at a festival for teenage girls it'll be fine okay this ain't rock the bell no I mean I was I was at Coachella last year fucking you know I'm watching Travis Scott and like I said it's I'm there's a sea of 60 ,000 Edgars who are gonna steal my catalytic converter like it's not it's not Becky at the reformation party anymore bro um cascade happy for him no yes it is no no no no it's not um yeah boring ass loffy that's like uh no one's ever no one's ever heard loffy's music no one in history has heard loffy's music loffy is like young adult fiction but like but a band you know no one's ever heard it no one's ever heard it.

12:21Jason Stewart:That's going to be epic. When they played Get Free as the sun's going down. All right. Old ass. Let's go. Our guest is here. I've had enough of this shit. It's ass. Ben, you have to sit here quietly while we go through the Coachella lineup. Sorry, bro. All right. Ben Lippitt is joining us today over from London. He's got a new book out. But he's also, I didn't realize this about Ben. His book, How I cook how i cook is out now good cover but the but the i don't cook so it was confusing for me but the um but the hot honey of it all i didn't know you were a hot honey founder so we're dealing with a jason we're dealing with a founder right now and i want to be very clear that we have to approach him as both a chef and a founder let's respect for both of his disciplines okay i mean and those are just the disciplines that you and i know of and as we speak to him for the next He's going to blow our fucking minds.

13:15Jason Stewart:60 minutes. I think he's going to open his portfolio to reveal a few subchapters that we weren't familiar with. So let's give Ben a call and see what he thinks about the new lineup of Black Flag.

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17:47Jason Stewart:Again, that is square, S-Q-U-A-R-E.com slash how long. Start with Square and build a setup that grows with your business. ben i was i was apologizing to you in the intro because we you know we're we're traveling and i haven't had a chance to really prepare much of a notes or questions yeah i know that you sent me your cookbook but i've been gone for the last month so i haven't had a chance to dog ear the pages so i know that you're a listener of the podcast so we're just gonna yeah that's right it'll be a chris and jason jason episode with ben as well so don't can don't think of it as an interview we want you to jump in and just share your thoughts as we go along just the three of us okay all right let's do it i mean i wouldn't have read your book anyway because cookbooks are it's like i know i feel it's gibberish i think uh of of the two of you i'm definitely more kind of leaning to one side let's say that well you know i only sent it to jason oh okay bitch all right let's see no no i'm just kidding i respect that and i think it's a smart decision you only have so many copies you got to kind of meter them out to those who matter who will actually look at it yeah do we the packing order exists do i send my cookbook to the guy who loves cooking and has talked about it for years or the person who actively hates it it's not really a tough decision no look i don't actively but chris is a real eater i'm a real eater i don't actively hate it I just find cookbooks.

19:22I like the way they look in a kitchen. I will say that. I think it's nice to have a wide array, but if you don't use them, that would be stolen valor. And I can't, obviously I can't be a part of that. I think it's actually, it's so fascinating how much cookbooks are now like objects. Like you say, how they look in a kitchen is now getting up there with one of the most important things. Cause not only is it going to like jump off the shelf, but I mean, people have success with how they look on their coffee table or in their kitchen. And like when we were doing the cover, I remember that was a heavy conversation in the room.

19:53Like, what can we do to make this the most desirable for someone who doesn't even cook to want this as an object in their home?

20:00Jason Stewart:More important than the recipes inside. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, fuck the food. Just how does it look? Well, I mean, cookbooks are often, obviously they're often sold towards the end of the year. they're they're given as gifts around christmas time you know other than a super fan of something you usually receive them or give them as gifts and you know the chances of you popping it open and cooking every recipe in it very low the chances of it looking handsome on your coffee table or on your shelf and that's about it maybe getting you laid much higher so so i get it so you're really just selling a thick you know 40 piece of art that goes on the wall yeah i mean i'll be thrilled if if the book gets anyone laid i'll be punching the air i that didn't that wasn't a conversation in the room other other than you other than you other than me other than you i'm very recently married so i mean i'm hopefully oh you put this book out a little late then i guess big dog but you know we got a little late little time yeah i guess if you're like at a bar and you meet a girl and you're like yeah what do you do oh you know i'm a writer oh really what do you i wrote a cookbook it's 101 new ways to use hot honey and like oh okay okay it's funny you know because you put you know you put author on uh the top of all of these things you do where you like you know instagram is like oh author and then they ask you and i feel like cookbook cookbook author doesn't have quite the same juice as it's kind of novel Well, I mean, I would say that except that everybody I know tells me that cookbooks are the only books that actually sell.

21:42Yeah. And the people I know that write them are the ones that get the biggest advances for books across the board.

21:48Jason Stewart:Doesn't have as much juice, but it's got more bread. You smell me, Ben? It does. Do you know, it's so crazy. I was chatting to my editor and she told me that Jamie Oliver, a friend of the show, Jamie Oliver. Of course, yes. He's just released a book this week. um i think it's called cook yourself healthy he has sold pre it wasn't even published yet he sold 70 000 copies of that book pre-sale pre-sale i had to stare at the screen for like good 30 seconds it's like calculating the numbers when we had him on when when we had him on i guess was around a year ago we i learned that he is the you know second to jk rowling the second most selling British author of all time.

22:37Yeah, isn't that crazy? I forgot he told us that. I mean, it's no mean feat. I mean, it's serious business. I mean, yeah, like you say, selling any book is incredibly cool. It's only 70 ,000. It's called Cook Yourself Healthy. People are just panicking. Yeah.

22:54Jason Stewart:It's very dance yourself clean. Sorry for interrupting. I was talking about Jamie Oliver the other night. What is your take on him as a local? Was that something you were raised on or was this just in the background oh yeah okay oh yeah no totally i mean jamie's jamie is uh i think it's fair to say that jamie has done more for food culture in this country than almost anyone else yeah he's such a kind of cornerstone of of of food and i was gonna say the industry but just the way that people eat now and like you know we all use olive oil and and kind of i suppose it's kind of uh a toss-up between him and otter lenny you know yeah yeah yeah i would i would those two i've never been to a jamie oliver restaurant um but i know there are several are any of them any good still well there's a kind of it's a it's a check and pass for jamie and that in that side of things um the j but you know fake the kind of cursed restaurant chain jamie's italian famously went down in flames like i can't remember how many years ago but really not he didn't have a good time there oh you know he's known for his cookbook sells a lot of cook works that how many you know jacks he's cashing off the back of the restaurant but i thought i thought he might have his own you know not otolenge but like a there's one that's still really good that was maybe like the original or in the early days that is stuck around but it sounds like he went for a different uh method a different road i think so you got to pick your battles you know and i think he was losing that one i think i think he has maybe one or two left and I have, you know, ashamed to admit I've been to neither.

24:25Jason Stewart:So do you rank Gordon Ramsay in there at all? That was my question. That was my question. Because I don't think he's really done much for the food community in London. I think he's done much more for the yelling community and the mental and physical abuse community. Yeah, he's really flying the flag for the kind of the mental torture of working in a kitchen. I mean, again, I... Obviously, his restaurants are shit. No comment. Never eaten one. I mean, do you know what? I see almost every week and popping up with a new... He has one literally called Plane Food that exists at an airport. But Plane spell aeroplane at Plane.

25:06I like that. That's cool. Sorry, I like it. No, Chris. What's not to like? That's funny. I wonder what defines the restaurant. like i wonder what the kind of what's the shout line of plane food because you're not actually on the plane it's a great but it's a great point it is confusing as a concept but i think maybe it's a just a classic british play on words uh something fun it's a classic british pun i think um he also just did a massive campaign with burger king i don't know whether this was transatlantic but he uh he's he's the face of the new wagyu burger burger king which is just crazy i mean i think I kind of rate it.

25:48I kind of think it's very cool that he's doing it. Because the check would have been insane. I mean, it's cool because you get a check to endorse something that you never have to eat or cook. And your job is eating and cooking. That's pretty good. Yeah, he'll never, ever, ever touch one of those burgers in his life. Definitely not.

26:06Jason Stewart:Yeah, but he has that delivery down to where what he's saying and how he says it. most people will be like yeah okay like when he's like when he's on the commercial or the advert i've never seen it but i'm assuming he's explaining what the burger is and how he's quote-unquote made it and he's like you know bonheur yeah it's actually a beef patty so it's kind of remarkable how we we all respond to that kind of hyper aggressive delivery that he's made his own and kind of in a kind of stockholm syndrome way that we've just we've just grown to kind of trust this terrible man. He tells me what I know, and I agree.

26:48The last TV I had, this cursed Samsung frame TV that's been a character on this show, you'd turn it on, and it would always be playing the same thing. And for a long time, it was SpongeBob SquarePants, and then it switched over to Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. And I have to say, the jarring effect of turning on your TV any time of day and hearing that guy yelling is I have that syndrome. I've been personally affected. It's like I worked in the kitchen myself. It's how it feels. Yeah. You've been through the Ramsey Ringer. Yeah, I've been through the Ramsey Ringer. I think it's probably worth mentioning.

27:31I'm assuming the one that was on your screen was the US edition of that show. Yes. What do you think the major differentiators are between the versions? well the uk one is is i'd say like 10 times better it's so funny it's it's one of the funniest productions of all time i think actually they may they may have peaked episode one episode one is

27:54Jason Stewart:absolute solid gold he like probably stabbed someone in the first episode you know well he kind of he's i feel like he's still learning this this uh he's still figuring out this character that he builds over the next you know decade or so yeah but it is very much a kind of fly on the wall look inside ramsey at his you know fieriest just like roasting people who have no idea what they're doing but i think the british version is is it i'd say it's just like way more kind of candid but i think the kind of legacy of that show is interesting because he basically like marched around the country destroyed like kind of like destroying already failing businesses one at a time sure yeah not a sit not a single one of them lasted another kind of three months yeah the 11 months if you like i mean i would watch it when i lived with andre my oh you know whatever 15 years ago and we would like get stoned and it would come on tv and we could not stop laughing because like you said you'll go to some seaside town you know and find a restaurant that's open you know three months out of the year and like nobody cares and he just goes in and he's just he's fat shaming everyone yeah you know just dumping all of their food on the ground making every employee cry it's so sick but he would like he his words would cut whenever he would whenever there'd be a fat guy and he would always say all right big boy it would just kill me every time when he calls a big boy you know it's great stuff and i mean it's like every single place that he that he visits is just so close to death that it's just like bramsey he's kind of like the grim breather yeah yeah what are we doing well we have a show here that i don't think you guys have a version of bar rescue which is sort of a similar concept but with this guy named john taffer who is he sort of looks like a what i don't even know jason he looks like he could own a casino but also be a cop you know you need well ben you know the guy who goes bosh the Bosch guy?

29:57There's two of those Jason. We have two Bosch men.

30:00Jason Stewart:Okay the big the big bald Okay the big fat Bosch guy Yeah the guy who looks like he's going to die in the next 48 hours the kitchen, the bar rescue guy he looks like a thinner version of that guy but still fat. Wow. Okay. I don't think no Taffer's not fat. He's big boned. He's like a big guy but I think Taffer might be like 6 '5 and like kind of big i don't think of him as fat okay what's half a story i think he was like a guy who owned bars and like clubs and so he goes to like he'll it's so similar he goes to like a dying bar in wichita that has like a pool table in the back and is like you know what we're gonna turn this into a salsa dancing lounge that's open all seven days a week you know and they flip it And he brings these, he brings an expert in from Vegas.

30:52He brings a cocktail, a cocktail expert. He brings a food expert. And they just, it's the same kind of thing. He's like, you fucking dumb pig. Why can't, why can't you make this work? And then they open it. And then oftentimes, which I don't know why they show this. Cause it's a testament to their work, but it'll, after the episode's over, it'll flash like to a dramatic black and white screen with text and just says, you know, John's Salsa Tavern closed after six weeks. and it's just like yeah no shit like of course it closed no shit because he'll be like all right

31:24Jason Stewart:take me to your ice machine and he like hits it with like a black light thing and he's like yeah there's mold in there and the owner's like yeah i'm like ten thousand dollars in the hole every day like thousand no it's like yeah it's like i'm losing it's literally i'm losing ten thousand ten thousand dollars a day and he's like the microwave has rat poop you know it's like yeah dude yeah it's bad it's hurt and then like all right one of my security guards yeah they they found a gun on him and like i think he's gonna go to jail it's out it's very very ramsey coded i think um very very he paved the way was it very successful is it a successful show yes yeah very it's still it's still on it's still on today they're making episodes as we speak yeah because i feel like uh not many people can do what ramsey does quite like him so you've you've found your You forged your own Ramsey.

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32:13That's good. Well, I think Taffer has that sort of no-nonsense vibe, but it comes off more like he's a corrections officer, like I was saying earlier. It feels like he worked in a different – because working in bars is more corrections office than working in restaurants, I think, if I have to make a choice.

32:33Jason Stewart:And he helps them with the business side of it and the margins and the ordering and blah, blah, blah. Like, whereas Ramsey would go in and be like, that's not how you make fettuccine. This is how you make fettuccine. And then the line cooks are like, all right, cool. So our business is going to succeed now? My question for you, Ben, and my biggest Ramsey takeaway is his love for Beef Wellington. A dish that I've never seen served or presented as an option in maybe my entire life. is that actually is beef wellington actually available where you live in the in the way that he makes it out to be no absolutely not no way beef wellington is an incredibly rare thing to come across on a menu and if you do come across it you have to be very careful about where you order it okay i would say probably 70 percent of this this great nation's pubs serve very bad food and I think often you'll find a Beef Wellington on a menu if you're going to get that dish get it somewhere where it's a little bit too expensive and you know it's going to be an absolute home run because it's a pretty hard thing to pull off.

33:45I don't know anything and I could look at that and be like damn that looks hard. That looks like a lot of elements have to come together to make that work and most people cannot do that especially not this person that's worked as a line cook for a year. it seems like a big step it's a huge step i think everyone gets lucky with one time

34:02Jason Stewart:like you'll like like many like one in ten people will just make it for the first time and it comes out perfectly and then never again can you do it have you have you ever made one ben that you're yeah satisfied with that you would hang your hat on i've made a few but i'd say the kind of i don't know whether the juice is worth the squeeze because it's like it's a pretty high stakes thing to make like it takes fucking forever and it also it's expensive everything involved is pretty expensive it's pretty expensive uh and if you if you drop the ball on it and you know everyone kind of focuses on this big reveal moment where you cut into it and you you move it aside and then everyone you're cooking for because you know if you're going to make that it's probably for like 10 people yeah uh and they're all waiting they're like oh come over i'm making wellington so then the bar is exceptionally all right this this guy spent four hundred dollars of his own money and spent the last 48 hours making this dish for me if he cuts into it and it's not perfectly pink in the center i am walking out of here i'm gonna take no i would have been if i was at your house and you made me a beef wellington that wasn't up to standard i would take it over in the pan and put it in the trash ramsey style just let's just let's just smash the plate yeah let's just rip the band-aid off let's do it old school stop roll jason have you have you ever tried i have tried yeah i've tried a couple times and it is it is nice but it also feels you know it's like a little bit of a trick you know like yeah it's roast it's a roast beef with a pastry shell and some and some mushrooms inside but i was gonna ask that was my final question when it is done successfully is it delicious yeah oh yeah i mean it's it's yeah every single element of it is great i mean it is very it's you know it's it's very very rich i mean it's not something i'm not a big fan of the the sunday roast which i'm sure you've heard of which is a it's a very important cultural hey that makes that makes two of us that makes two of us brother miss me with the roast brother fuck the rice it's it's honestly it's like one of the most kind of homogeneously ruined meals it's everything tastes like gravy there's too much on the plate it's not for me But then again, that's very controversial.

36:10All of your British listeners are very unhappy.

36:13Jason Stewart:Yeah, I mean, I'm looking on your Instagram and you're making a fig leaf ice cream at home. So they're calling you a homo anyway. Yeah, you're not beating the charges with that mustache and the fig leaf. But I do want to ask you about that because the fig, it's a seasonal item that everyone enjoys. It's a beautiful piece of fruit. It's only around for a short amount of time. You put it on a bread or maybe a pizza or do some cool stuff with the gelato. Because of the global warming that you were talking about earlier, I feel like the fig's season is much shorter or they'll just die and shrivel up before you can eat them.

36:52Jason Stewart:So the fig leaf, a very fragrant leaf that people use for scents and wrapping, things like that, they're grinding it down and making milks, steeping it like tea. Milk? And then, Ben, you're doing a... Yeah, they'll do like fig leaf lattes, you know, where they take the almond milk and then steep the fig leaf in it. They don't have that. They don't have that. Subtle scent. And his blank street in Camberwell. They don't have that yet. You guys don't even have ice in London, so we're a long ways away from getting the fig. We're working on it. Cold brew? What the fuck do you mean, then? What do you mean, Mike?

37:27Jason Stewart:Cold brew. They make one cold brew a day, and if you go in after 9 a.m., they're like, oh, we're sold out. We're sold out. We only made one cup. no fig no fig leaf flat white so so how's your i want to know how the fig leaf experimentation is going it's going it's going very very well i think it's it's kind of a hangover from my restaurant days i mean it is it is a undeniably delicious thing to eat if anything you know god it's it's so corny but it's kind of better than the fruit i mean i love it i think it's so nice they're everywhere they're all over town they're like hanging over the walls walk down the street fig tree yeah rip rip rip go go mad they're hanging they're just they're hanging over the fucking walls they're everywhere i look yeah i can't avoid things it doesn't matter if they're covered in squirrel feces and and etc just give them a good rinse off and you're good if you go if you go to the you go to the farmer's market there on a saturday and you buy carrots covered in shit i mean what's the difference you know so you have hold on so you guys have farmer's markets in the uk just to be clear we do we do but i mean i'd say i mean especially i live in london and i think there is that there's a handful of markets around me but it's funny because it's usually just a kind of a trailer with a guy making coffee a bakery that's just selling it's it's like they know they're never selling vegetables ever so it's kind of like a little bit fruitless well yeah increasingly increasingly uh there's like vintage clothing stalls at the farmer's market with like just just the worst like you know my two favorite smells are fresh vegetables and vintage clothing kind of rammed up against each other that's my number one we only got one of those is the is the okay so next question is the um is the farmer's market a scene or is it strictly for buying supplies is it like la where everybody puts on their best outfits and their coolest tote bags yeah i definitely say that um the kind of farmer's market is it's definitely kind of a a posturing space you go there's you know there's a lot of frams i'd say well i think there's definitely a kind of an age and age gap between who goes to the farmer's market and so i live up near near a place called peckham and there's a pack and car boot okay so do you know what car boot is yeah i mean it's essentially it's just like people show up with their old stuff and try and sell it to other people uh for like a pound it's crazy business but then again the peckham is famous because a lot of people go with these kind of like brailed items and you'd have to go with like hundreds of pounds in cash to buy like old designer stuff and but you can you can find you can find something good though at the at the peckham boot yeah okay i think it's it's a bit of a needle in the haystack situation but i mean there's people who go it's every other sunday i think every other sunday and um yeah it's like a it's uh people think more about what they're gonna wear to the boot and what they're going to buy so you know so where do you go buy your beautiful produce for your beautiful recipe videos i uh i well i live in a nice little sleepy corner of london called nun head uh and i'm like i'm lucky to have there's some good hold on hold on hold on hold on you said that's what chris gets every night yeah you said head none come ahead none Nunhead?

40:43Bro, that's crazy. Nunhead. I live in Nunhead. I can't get Nunhead. That's crazy, bro.

40:52Jason Stewart:That's very Atlantean. Bankhead. Yeah, that's cool as hell. Hilton Head, Nunhead. Okay, so when you need to go, do you go to the Nunhead Whole Foods when you need to get your Jerusalem artichokes or your French radishes? If only, if only. Jason sometimes I hear you blaming you know feeling tired or bloated on the classic getting older or the even more classic uh being busy or that late night burrito which I know is easy to do in in your uh home borough of Los Angeles a lot of late night stuff but I think it's time uh to get a clearer answer on what the real culprit is and our sponsor tiny health can help you with that yeah Chris I've got uh I've got a big body and a tiny health and it all goes into the gut you know what i mean there it's it's a mystery little factory where all the good and bad stuff in our body is is happening and being controlled we don't really know much about it until now you've heard of listening to your gut but what if your gut has been trying to tell you that chris something is off your microbiome is affecting everything from your energy your immune system your skin your teeth your nails your odor how long you're gonna live etc etc if you've got some bloating, a little low energy, immune system's down, you're getting sick, you're getting a little sniffle all the time, you're just not really ever feeling dialed in.

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44:20Jason Stewart:My name is Dr. Lisa. My name is Paul Brunson. More couples. This could be the start of a very successful marriage and lord surprises or maybe not everything is just not enough you're a little bit crazy i don't know what's gonna happen i want my fairy tale ending married at first sight now streaming new episodes thursdays only on peacock we've got we've got a lovely little grocer we've got it's very old-fashioned we've got a butcher a fishmonger a grocer uh we've got a tesco's oh so you're shopping like you're shopping like the french you're going to get all of your ingredients from the specialist yeah and then he did tesco for any little bad boy treats biscuits you know water yeah loo roll loo roll yeah there's a very very there's a very very cool shop in on it which is uh it's called nisa local and nisa is a kind of chain of convenience stores but this this shop is absolutely bonkers because it not only does it's it's like kind of almost hyper seasonal like it'll sell like a gerald or a really nice black Frigg from Frass, but it also sells like poppers and Zins and shit.

45:23It kind of sells everything and anything that you need. It'll sell you a paper clip. Inside me there are two beasts type vibe is what it sounds like? Yeah, it's the angel and the devil on the shoulder.

45:32Jason Stewart:That's cool. So you can find your leeks and your bluefin tuna and your QP and everything there. Yeah, you bet. Nisa's got you covered. Whatever you need. I bought a QP in Nunhead. Sounds like a good... That's a good song title, Jason. Yeah, I never really put QP together as being a quarter pound. Quarter pound. Sorry, I have a different. Yeah, actually, I'm talking about QP, the Japanese mayonnaise, K-E-W-P-I-E. I started feeling in the last year that I think we're going to have, the pendulum is going to swing away from QP. I think it was overused, too powerful, and people abused it. And I think it's going to swing back to regular old mayonnaise.

46:17what do you think i mean sure i mean i think i mean potentially it did feel like it was on it people were kind of naming it on menus for a while like it was kind of a brand to stand behind and cupid yeah and it does seem to be kind of fading into the hedge can i ask a question because i don't eat mayonnaise uh because i'm a um freak uh but the does it taste significantly different or is the brand just that much cuter there's a big difference it's pretty it's pretty different it's pretty sweet uh i think it has a kind of sweet and sour quality that other i mean correct me if i'm wrong jason but i think that's that's what i kind of associate it with yeah it's it's

46:54Jason Stewart:mayonnaise but it's turned up all the flavors so it has more vinegar more acid more sugar but the main differential is it has msg added to it oh okay okay okay okay so that's the big bigger but i think it'll end up being i think the way that olive oil you know jamie oliver's olive oil is a thing and now we have the finishing oil as well like that's the olive oil for cooking and that's the olive oil for drizzling you know the sizzling and drizzling man that's the mayonnaise for making your tuna salad and this is the mayonnaise for just squirting a little zigzag on top of your let me say something let me say something right now about this olive oil bullshit because i want to i want to be real clear you must if you're cooking at home and you and you're not one of the two guys I'm on this Zoom with right now, you probably don't need two different olive oils for what you're doing.

47:46Let me be very clear. Let me tell you something. Because if you got bread, you got the expensive olive oil, use it on everything like a fucking grown-up. And if you don't got bread, get the knock-off squeeze bottle and use it on everything. Stop this. There's a difference, Chris. I hate to do this. No, I'm not saying there's not a difference. I'm saying that, as usual, most people cannot tell the difference, but they want you to think they can. that's all i actually i'm kind of with you chris yeah i think i i actually come kind of with you i use basically the same olive oil for almost everything there's a kind of myth that you can't cook with it which i think is absolute rubbish i've got it with you man well i also think that uh we are now we're now seeing because we're obviously six months behind everything that the states are up to we've now finally got squeeze bottle olive oil congratulations like you know but it was uh yeah i mean but it is it's a straight straight rip off of i can't remember what the brand's called that you guys have but it's we don't say it we don't say it on this show

48:43Jason Stewart:because um it's a no i'm joking it's called grazia no it's called graza graza oh graza okay yeah that's how much respect i have a bottle of it in my kitchen i'm not gonna front but i don't respect it and then they have one to drizzle and one to sizzle there that's it yeah yeah because Like you said, there is a myth that you should never cook with olive oil, and I think you can cook with certain olive oils. Some are more regular and processed. Some are special and fragrant, and adding heat to them will destroy it as well as the delicate fresh ones have a lower smoke point. I believe all of that, but Graza offering, too, is the perfect example of a trick to get consumers to spend more money, which is fine.

49:30That's what they should be doing. That's their business. They're doing a great job. But if you're using Graza to finish, then you don't know what finishing is, bro. Open that third eye. That's what I'm saying, bro. I need some shit from Shorty's Greek family's farm to finish with. I ain't finishing with some shit from the grocery store.

49:50Jason Stewart:I need Eddie Wong, Shorty, olive oil. I need it to come to my house in an emptied out five-gallon Arrowhead water jug. My boy, our boy from Copenhagen with the psych olive oil, like the one that comes in the bag. Have you seen that? It's like, have you seen this? Oh, yeah. It's cool. I mean, the distribution is cool, but I just don't, all this shit feels like a scam to take money out of our pockets. And I'm fine with that. I just want to be clear that that is what's happening. I think it's, I mean, I think it's all, I mean, it's delicious. And there are big differences from like sorts of sorts, like Italian and Greek.

50:25And I realize Spanish olive oil is delicious. But I think, you know, for the kind of everyday cook on a Wednesday night cooking dinner, like don't sweat it. But if I'm coming over with a fresh Jolene baguette and you want to kind of stunt, you want to stunt on me, you got some olive oil in the cellar that you can pull out and be like, this is for you and all your haters to kind of dip in.

50:46Jason Stewart:I'm opening the 17 Lippet Reserva. Everyone and their nan seems to be starting an olive oil business at the moment. I mean, somebody came around to mine the other day, a friend of mine, and dropped off that their dad's brother's cousin has got a small holding in Greece. And I've just decided to start up this little horrible brand. I mean, listen, I'm sure it's very delicious. I'm sure it's very delicious. But it is maybe, I mean, even more so than hot honey, maybe one of the most crowded markets on planet ever. I'll say this about your little hot honey business, though. i feel like it probably took a long time to come to the uk you jumped you were smart and kind of got on the bandwagon well i lived in new york i lived in 2015 i lived in new york for a year i was out there studying and um i had it for the first time uh hot honey uh at a place in crown heights and i ordered this pizza that landed on the table and they just like popped a little pot of honey next to it and i just jumped out on the pizza what are you talking about uh and uh i tried it and i was like it's pretty good and then i got back okay and nobody was doing it nobody but then i worked in restaurants for ages well i worked in restaurants for ages and didn't have time to do anything about it i quit and then we started yeah dr stings yeah dr dr stings is a good name i want to give you props up front for that i like that a lot the sting of the bee and the sting of the heat it's smart yeah you got it it's a double entendre but is dr stings like how how are we doing because it's hard to have a cpg brand even with a profile like yours walk us through a pnl ben being a small business owner you know it's tough it's tough i mean it's fine i do my my my mate jamie and i and i run it together we've been we've run it for a few years now it's funny because it's about to take a bit of a turn because we've um we've got a big rebrand on the way that's i think it's launching a couple of weeks but it's it was always like something on the side that we did uh we never relied on it financially so it's always just kind of like ticking over in the back you know smart burner stuff um smart and now now now now the book is that's like that's the how long gone that's the how long gone approach and now look at us see just let it you can eventually marinate in the back see what happened i mean now the book's done and i've got a bit more time um we're giving it a bit more attention so hopefully we sell some more is it really difficult to get stuff like that in retailers in the uk or because in america that's usually a challenge you know like the mom and pops you can walk in and kind to sell them on it but if you want to get into whatever you know whole foods or or the equivalent you know i'm sure it takes a little more time yeah for sure and i think well you know the kind of vetting process is that's the hardest thing you gotta say you send them all your accounts you send them like your entire life story basically and i think well and it's it's not what it used to be or it's maybe not quite the love story that everyone tells because i think the margins just get like razor razor razor thin so jamie and i jamie and i really i mean we're kind of focusing on b2c and just like getting it on uh digital marketing and selling straight to the customer because then you don't have to worry about any of that you know because that's kind of what we're good at you know yeah yeah i mean i think that's where we where we can win yeah that's smart that's smart i just i'm a sucker and love um being able to attach my name to failing establishment kind of businesses so i i don't know if i could resist the the pull of of you know a large chain grocer i mean hey we'll see i mean we just got the book into sainsbury's so uh we'll see what doors that open they sell books there yeah man i mean actually they i mean supermarket shift they're like kind of might you know jamie 70k he's gonna sell a hell of a lot more in sainsbury's and tesco's and waitress and they sell books i did not know that because jason whole foods doesn't sell books do they i know they have a few magazines still at the checkout but i think some of them some of them might have a little they might have a few experimental locations.

54:36I know that Kroger and Publix do not. And you're talking about that level of grocery store right now.

54:41Jason Stewart:I think now that Amazon bought it, Amazon originally a bookstore, I think they use it, they'll play around as a brick and mortar space. Take Barnes and Noble down. So you got the book into Sainsbury's. That was on the target list from you and your publisher. We got to get it in here. It's funny. It's not something that I... I've taken a bit of a backseat as far as the kind of sales side of the book goes i mean obviously i shout about it and um i talk about it as much as possible try to sell a bit as far as the strategy of where it goes where it lands i mean i kind of let them do the thing it's harper collins and they're there you know they know there are onions as they say so i kind of let them crack on with it i mean um you know i it's nice to pop into a sainsbury's and see it pretty cool yeah for sure and then all of your friends parents will send you a photo on uh whatsapp exactly yeah why don't you know absolutely why don't you buy it instead of send me a photo grandma what did you um did you go buy you know sometimes it's at least in the music business back in my day it was good luck to go buy a copy on release day you know go go to the record store you know plunk down your 20 for the cd did you buy your book for good luck or yeah i actually placed an order on amazon like six months ago for my book so that arrived that that arrived on on publication today which was um actually no it came like two days later but i did i did go and buy one and um what was a very cool experience actually is that there's a great little bookshop in camberwell um called la la books uh and i walked in and it was in the window and i walked in and as i walked in somebody was at checkout buying the book and that was very that was a really cool moment and my wife was like go say hello go say hello um but it's like it's a very, very, very small little bookshop.

56:28And I thought, I don't know, I kind of clammed off. I was like, I can't do it. I don't want to go make a scene. Well, look, it's both cool and obnoxious to walk up to someone buying your book and be like, oh, do you want me to sign that for you? It is, I see both sides. Yeah, it felt very wrong. So people are finding you on Instagram and then they are, because of the power of the cookbook, they're going to buy it. Is that, I mean, that's simply what the approach, correct? i mean i guess that's the funnel i mean i think it's interesting i mean increasingly this idea you know like short form content you know tiktok wherever you youtube whatever you know the content is very rarely the last stop on the train like you're usually getting funneled somewhere sure and i think that uh yeah i mean it's nice because i i've been writing a substat for a few years um and it was that uh of the same name and now um And now it's a kind of physical product.

57:23But you got the book deal because of the Substack and the Instagram. It's fair? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I kind of was road testing the idea of the book on the Substack. And it's kind of a proof of concept. I just took it to publishing and was like, look, this works. People are into this. I like that. Ben said, I'm getting paid while I ideate. You know what I'm saying? We don't work for free.

57:47Jason Stewart:Yeah, but Ben's doing the same thing that everyone tells everyone to do. But Ben is just one of the people who actually did it. Every week, baby. Because everyone is like, I mean, I've had, I was like, oh, yeah, I'll just write a recipe every week on Substack. You get paid. And then, you know, a year later, the book is done. Jason. That was two years ago. I haven't done it. I remember you launching your Substack. I'm a longtime listener of this podcast. and i remember you launching uh that sub stack and and uh getting on it and reading you did a couple of posts they were good i always thought that you you had a similar uh strategy to me in so far as that you wrote about music alongside your food output which i which i enjoyed that was cool his two his two his two loves besides obviously the art form of podcasting but yeah i mean music music and food are more easily paired yeah i'd say so true unfortunately the art if podcasting took too much time but i'm more than happy i mean i love i love to pod it's all good but i'll you know i'll write something again one day who even knows i mean i do think that like at this point the only reason anybody's doing anything giving you money to do anything is because you have a proven audience is really all like the skill the skill matters but the audience matters more which when you have something like you've done it's pretty clear that there's an audience that wants something from you yeah yeah no one's gonna line them up if the product is shit but of course of course of course but i'm saying getting the foot in the door is about sort of having an audience yeah i think getting the foot in the door but then also like making sure that once your foot's in the door the next step you make is like as effective as possible and also the people who like are paying attention are like wow that's this guy's you know proper or like serious or doing good stuff or the people who buy it and read it are into it and will buy another one and they'll you know listen listen again yeah so what restaurants did you work in because i know a lot of bozos in your position that never set foot in a goddamn kitchen you know and it's nice to have a guy that's got some cuts on his hands oh boy yeah i mean i i actually started in that year i was in new york i used to work at a base called donna which was on broadway right down by the uh williamsburg bridge uh that was kind of my first i'd say kind of proper a cooking job like line cook gig okay i since closed how much coke how much coke were you doing my mom will probably listen no comment uh um what do you mean coke i've never done i don't know what that is i then returned to uh the uk uh i well it's good i've traveled a lot with me i lived in melbourne for a while i was in australia big fan of that country i love it so much great food city one of the best food cities in the world one of the best in the world i mean australia is a country it's kind of like deeply under celebrated place i think it's just brilliant a beautiful place we agree we we agree we agree here on how long ago we talk about all the time yeah but i mean my wife i try and get over there i mean every kind of every other year if not trying to she works in music so it's kind of a good it's a good kind of one too if we go and you know i can kind of do something with a restaurant or she'll go out there for a festival or conference or something so we do managed to get there a lot but my last uh my last kind of proper cooking job was at a place in notting hill in london called orisay with a guy called jackson box oh i've eaten i've eaten there before great great restaurant what's it called again sorry it's called orisay it's named after a scottish island oh okay actually you know you know i should probably mention that it is it's now since changed the it's called dove he had to change the restaurant basically because it was a seafood restaurant um hence the name a lot of great fish comes from that part of the world um and fish is now like it's uh unbelievably expensive to put on a plate um so he had to ship the business because i mean the menu was getting crazy crazy expensive so it's now uh i thought the whole i thought the whole point of nodding hill was people got money for that what do you mean i mean television never been pricier they got that much money hey it is uh It's England, after all.

1:01:50We're not in the States. I ate there years and years ago, and it was good. I had lunch there with my friend Callum, who lived in the neighborhood at the time. I hadn't thought about that place in a long time. I may well have cooked you lunch, Chris. Yeah, honestly. But that's owned by a chef that's pretty known, correct? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called Jackson Boxer. He's had a very successful career in London. He's had heaps of places. his uh his other place is called um runswick house which is in a which is in a kind of antique shop in boxall i mean which is which is amazing but it's funny i mean yeah that was crazy i mean it's funny too because it's kind of this like kind of last box was a really interesting neighborhood because i mean it is just it's this last bastion of kind of old london surrounded by all of these huge kind of hulking glass buildings have you seen the have you seen the picture of the swimming pool that's suspended between two high-rises in london no is that there yeah yeah they've got a floating they call it the sky pool and it runs between two to the two of these giant kind of apartment complexes that's in the same neighborhood as the restaurant in the antiques uh shop so you know it's a it's a broad church um but yeah jackson's brilliant um he's he's got very very very very good food brain like the way that he writes a menu is is pretty unique good guy to work for what was your what was your station what what where did you well i spoke well i mean it was just i was on the grill i mean i was uh it's a small it was a small kitchen so i mean it was only we had pass so somebody was running the kitchen basically pass and then pastry they've got bread and snacks and starters and stuff and then grill and and it was uh it was it was tough because you'd have I'd have uh most of the menu would come from my section so it was it was pretty punishing but uh it's fun I mean I to be I mean it did break me I quit put the industry up but it was fun it was it was great until I lost my mind and had to quit but it was

1:03:45Jason Stewart:awesome how how fast how fast does a does those a four-hour period go by when you're just in the weeds on the grill not as fast as you think Jason I mean I feel like it well not not as fast as you want not fast enough not fast enough well i think crucially i lived a long long way away from the restaurant i used to ride a bicycle because i just moved to london when i got this job and i would ride i'd get on my bike in the morning and ride like seven or half six and ride 10 miles to the restaurant across like like i'm literally like i was in southeast london the restaurant is in northwest london i would ride my bike all the way there do a what 15 16 hour shift and then cycle home and i did that for a year and then i mean i mean i don't know what the hell i was thinking obviously i quit at the end of it how romantic that is impressive commitment though that's like pretty crazy i've never been fitter in my life i don't think was it a fixed gear bike hopefully hell no had gears baby okay that's good that's good impressive okay um i want to i want to talk about um recipe writing okay when uh you know on the average how many times do you have to test a recipe before you feel that it's ready to be printed in a book oh i mean the book the book is uh the books are different because i write every friday for the substack and that's just tested by me i don't get anyone else to test that um but the book was a different beast like i kind of shot the the recipes are around different testers and also a different kind of calibers i suppose like some testers are like actually kind of chefs right and they're like very very good at cooking and they're like pick apart the technical aspects of things and then you send you might send another recipe to somebody who you know like a friend or somebody who isn't a chef who's going to read it like your audience will and they're going to be like i don't understand what laminate means or what do you mean I need to make a cartoon.

1:05:38But it depends on the recipe. If you're going to make, there's a recipe in the book for a brown sugar tart. It's quite a challenging recipe. That went through quite a lot of tests. But then again, there's one for a green salad. I can test that. I know it works. I think horses for courses.

1:05:54Jason Stewart:Horses for courses, of course. Okay, well, I'm sure you had some recipes where you nailed it first try and said, all right, off to the presses. But if you had to put a number on average from the green salad to the brown sugar tart you know how many times do you went did you go over it before it was i'd say probably approval probably three an average of three okay yeah and there's there's a hundred and almost 120 recipes in the book okay so it's a good chunk of cooking and like when you write a book write a book um a recipe book i mean it is it's a hell have a lot of cooking yeah the house gets transformed were you doing it at home or did you have a place you were going um i did it across so i thought it'd be a good idea to i live in a flat in london and i thought it'd be a good idea to towards the last three months of my um writing window to renovate my kitchen um so i and yeah i know this is absolutely cursed behavior and then so i actually was kind of running around london testing different people's kitchens i ended up moving home for a while to my folks place on the south coast um okay so it got bad yeah got it the actual it did get pretty bad with actual writing portion of it all the rest of it done but you know there's quite a lot of words in this book around um kind of technique and and and um the kind of hows and whys of what you're doing that's i think what sets it apart and that all took place uh in one chair in portsmouth where i'm from with a little romantic though that's This all sounds pretty, you know.

1:07:26Besides the renovation, that's your bad. The renovation was a fucking nightmare. But I think writing a cookbook is a very romantic thing to do, and not many people get to do it. So I'm very pleased to have done it. And I'm looking forward to you seeing it, Jason. I hope you like it.

1:07:44Jason Stewart:I hope I do, too. I'm sure I will. He won't. He won't. But, I mean, it's not because he likes you. But it's just based on his track record. I have some questions. you know just in you know just to peek around there see how engage my interest level yeah yeah obviously i mean i was actually thinking about this earlier today when i was walking around naples about you know you know brain rot and slop and the the end of innovation and how we don't you know nothing we just duplicate fashion and music and art and film and television and remake everything how often in have you found yourself are there any recipes in the book where you feel like you have invented something and how many of them are you know your version of the this well i think that's a good question i think there's uh there's a good chunk of kind of like the classics in the book because i think i mean my cooking is certainly is not out there to reinvent any wheels i think it's all of the great flavor combinations have already been found i'm not about kind of like being this groundbreaking cook i think it's really for me about getting people to understand the hows and whys and like how you like cook prop you know properly at home it's not about using a fucking air fryer or like cutting corners or but as far as kind of like original original ideas i like to think that there's a good chunk of them in there i mean there's a recipe for uh a recipe for uh it's called peppered clam frites basically like more more free but you make a a kind of steak sauce like an i kind of poivre sauce and you put clams in it and dump it over fries it's i mean it's delicious um and you know i suppose different different things like that but i mean i'm not you know i'm not out here kind of breaking like new ground culinarily it's more just kind of really showing people how to nail the classics Well, I mean, I was only saying that because I think even out of 120 recipes, if you have one dish that you have originally created, that's a win.

1:09:47Jason Stewart:I think most people, most chefs, you know, 99 % of the time, you're not doing anything new. It's just hammering down on the basics, which I think is good. I mean, that's how I cook as well. yeah i think i think you know i think i i'm not kind of under any illusion that it's all like brand new and i think you know all the best things to eat are there already and you're just kind of riffing on that that's kind of the best way to cook i think yeah i would love to hear both your takes on the hamburger if you have time but i guess we're kind of we're getting close well i think i've noticed with my you know with my age and i would hear like bourdain talk about it i think when a chef has kids that greatly alters the direction of the future of their cooking because suddenly they have a captive audience and they just end up cooking for their kid so that brings them back to the basics but when I was younger I think people have more of a desire to have something to put their flag into have an identity like I'm the person who invented this kind of thing have an identity versus you know when you get older you like you said all the great dishes and combinations have already been discovered over thousands of years so i'm just going to practice making the best version of that and i think that's where you really win yeah i think i mean you know to respect the classics is is probably the smartest thing you can do in cookery and not try and kind of yeah not try and cut any corners that's the smartest thing that's smartest thing you can do in life with everything that's literally the the hill i'm gonna die on yeah amen amen mom yeah but i you have to leave 10 of the window open for the possibility of creating something because even like we've all every once in a while you taste something that you've never had before and you're like motherfucker like i didn't think that oh look that's cantaloupe and chorizo were gonna dance like that but shiver me timbers that's how i felt when i first heard playboy cardi i totally get what you're saying it's just like a whole new form has been created and i this shouldn't work and it doesn't but something about it no that's i think i think respecting the classics is is something that is maybe lost on on certain generations but hopefully it'll come back around we'll keep fighting the good fight all right keep fighting the good fight all right ben how i cook is in stores everywhere where you get books at your local grocer at amazon.com amazon.co.uk bookshop.org can you get me a gosney for free ben sorry for interrupting chris yeah no worries leave it with me mate i'll sort you out leave it with me also a lot of people claim they're gonna get me one but i'm realizing i'm realizing across the lawn after looking at you for an hour that you're sort of giving straight pedro pascal have you heard that before you know i've heard this i if i had a penny dress black for every time i've heard that in the past so i did this i quickly i did this show you look like hetero pascal there's a there's a there's a uniquely british show a uniquely british show called saturday kitchen in uh where i'm from and it's it's a it's a live it's a live uh piece of television where you go on and you cook and you chat and you it's it's absolute chaos but the first thing the first as soon as the little red light went on and we were live the first thing he said was he's giving pedro pascal i'm hearing it a lot but you know you're not the first chris won't be the last and i whip this this thing off it'll be it could be a lot worse a lot worse yeah people love him i hear i look like jack osborne you know it's not this like you're winning bro yeah people tell me i look like a racist quarterback i saw i i i saw a comment recently

1:13:24i saw a comment recently said that pedro pascal was the universe's apology for all other men see that's a bit it's crazy that's a bit much that's a bit much but you should take dine out of it I know you're married but you know do what you can all the way to the bank take it yeah exactly take it

1:13:40Jason Stewart:bravo Ben thank you for chatting with us we had fun we hope you did too thank you for joining us it was a pleasure last one guys and we'll see you we'll see you soon alright cheers guys see ya later

1:14:06Jason Stewart:I guess I've been hidden away When I found her All drowned in grey I might have drowned her

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Ben Lippett, aka @dinnerbyben, is a cook from London. His new book, How I Cook, is out now. We chat about old pizza in Naples, the recession indicating Coachella lineup, season one of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares, beef wellington theories, UK farmers’ markets, Kewpie mayonnaise, drizzling and sizzling olive oils, how to turn your Substack into a book deal, why he stopped working in restaurants, and the need to innovate vs. nailing the classics.

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