871. - Chris & Jason

24:28Jason Stewart:Yeah, people have parasocial relationships with us, and we have parasocial relationships with other podcasters as well, and that's why we're human. Our producer told us that Will Arnett has probably never listened to a podcast. Yeah. Which I was like, that makes him very cool. Not only have I never heard of you or your podcast, I have never heard of any podcast. And I think that explains a lot. He just watches hockey and goes on Raya. Like counts as money. No, he's dating. I think he's dating Carolyn Murphy. He is. Which is very sick. So what do we know about her other than has the same name as my beautiful wife?

25:07She's a legend. Model. Like legendary. Okay. She's a model.

25:11Jason Stewart:I looked her up because she looked very good, of course. And she's 51. Yeah. That's great. She's age appropriate for him, which I think I'm sure that wasn't always the case post-polar. For the first time in his life. And also when I was looking at Carolyn, the model that he's dating, had a little bit of polar in it. She was a Yossified Polar. Do not do that, bro. He got it tight. No, that's dark, bro. Yossified Polar. You cannot put those two in the same category. Bro. No, that's different countries. Open your third eye, though. Different countries, but there's crossover. The flavors of Oaxaca and Szechuan.

25:49Just because she has blonde hair does not mean.

25:52Jason Stewart:No, no, no. It's the nose and eye placement. You need to have your eyes checked. No, no. You need to get your third eye checked open. Shit clogged up.

26:05Jason Stewart:Look, I'm not. Let me tell you something. It's slightly speculative. Don't worry. The listeners will chime in and say, yo, you're crazy for that one. You're crazy for that one. TJ Mafia is going to be in my DMs and be like, yo, bro, I see the vish. No. I mean, maybe if they want to kiss your ass and agree with you, but they're lying. They do. They do. i yeah arnett was great stephen colbert was great i think seth rogan gave me more than i thought he would but i also just don't know in these situations always i think people are just like what where what you know and it's like even though they've done this a million times and they know exactly what it is every time it's like what is this yeah every time you're like so you're about to be interviewed on the red carpet for the 975th time of your entire life and then you're like what is this a camera do i stand here is this where am i going is that i think it's i think it's part of the bit to an extent yeah yeah yeah so you want me to look into the camera and talk is this microphone is that how it works yeah it's funny i mean stephen colbert being like i haven't held a microphone it's been a long time he was cool man he was a nice little ripper he he's he is cool and i guess that's why i mean again i the late night hosts that cry are not my favorite genre of people but i do forget that they are absolute pros when it comes to doing anything like this and could run laps around us doing our job as well absolutely and i need to remind myself absolutely not i've no i could i but him being like if like if we were talking to jimmy fallon on the red carpet we'll talk shit on him all day long but then when you're when you're with it and you're holding the mics and you're in the cipher oh hey yeah you'll be like okay have you been on tv for 20 years you're gonna be good at it maybe 30 yeah i guess shit he's yeah he has been a long time getting on there but i mean the party was fun i you know i i gotta i gotta be honest man i preach i got a little choked up when jake was playing long december i gotta say man i gotta say i really was like he really slowed it down he made that he made that thing last he said he said i'm chewing this bite 40 times before i swallow lanzer hop that song he lands her off long december talking about digestion gut health no he did a good it was funny because i was i was sitting on a chair in front of you and then i was in the shot kind of and then they're like okay you're you're gonna be his guitar tech so you gotta switch it over and i look behind me and you and will welch you know you got the kleenex out listening just enamored by the majesty of MJ Lenderman on this powerful Counting Crows song.

28:48Jason Stewart:And then I'm looking at him sing. And then I look over to the right. I took a video of it. I don't know if I'm going to post it. But there's a guy literally asleep in his chair. I'm like, this man is playing an acoustic song. It's going to be three minutes and 31 seconds. You're at an A-list celebrity party. Was it a person working? No. It was a guest. Damn. And I don't want to. You nodded out? he was just he was just like damn i'm i'm sitting down and he was he just literally was asleep sometimes you get too comfortable i'm like bro sydney sweeney is 14 feet away from you it's i didn't see it's 7 p.m i didn't see sydney sweeney 7 p.m and you are asleep fam yeah actually there's a photo i posted where mj is playing and then i'm sitting on the on the chair on the cuck chair watching him like a proud father and then somebody replied i posted it on instagram they're like look through the window and if you look through the window it's like a spooky like you see a face in the window it's sydney sweeney she was outside watching him through the window like a fucking i was about to say stop doing stop zooming in on photos i was like all right that's worth it all right that's funny that actually that went somewhere the sydney sweeney jump scare but i thought it was um i just feel like will could have gotten anyone to do that and i think it's an inspired choice to get someone who can actually do it without any help and just sort of like what do you want me to do you want me to walk in with guitar like i'm fucking prince and climb up on a table sure okay no problem i guess i just i mean i'm obviously biased but i i thought it was great versus having like here's my handler who has the backing track and then the the tv vocal It felt appropriate for the setting.

30:30You know, it felt like appropriate. Honestly, we joked about it, but the way Miley Cyrus shows up, because she can sing, it's just like, yeah, somebody play the piano, I'm going to fucking belt this.

30:39Jason Stewart:Remember when musicians would play music? Honestly, it's rare. With their hands and their mouth? Because Clips played, it was fucking insane. They were good. They were like really, really good. And it was just kind of like. Even though they're well past their prime, you say they did well. I think they're actually in their prime. I think they're going to win a Grammy for this for sure. They're nominated for like four or five. I'm happy for them. I like it. Obviously, it's not their prime, but it's better than the last three. You know what I mean? Whatever. I like old clips, not new clips. It's good.

31:11Jason Stewart:I'm telling you, it's good. But any time a rapper is like, I'm 49, I don't care if you're Jay-Z or Clips or any of these people. Jay-Z is 100 times worse. We don't need to. Yeah, he is. But it's a young man's game. I want hungry rappers Well they're all so bad now I think they're eating too much That's the problem back in the day You'd be a hungry rapper and then you'd work your way up And now no one's hungry Everyone is They're already entitled and ruined by the time they turn 17 I thought that Little Netspend is already jaded And he hasn't even written a coherent song Does he rap? Yeah Oh I didn't know I thought he like did some weird What do you think he did?

31:50Like bad singing with auto-tune

31:52Jason Stewart:Well he does that too you're like no no that's part of it that's a big part of it he models too i'm happy to say that net spend and what's the other one two hollis neither have ever blessed my ears come on bro i don't i don't i just don't need it i like them i think they're cool looking yeah and that's kind of the whole i think they're powerful i think that's the whole point yeah most of the point is that they're cool looking um yeah so yeah that was all good we we finished up the party I was asleep by midnight not me, me was hung over the next day but you guys didn't stay, I mean it was kind of over it wasn't like, that's what I like about it I mean we were there all day but it's over at a reasonable hour yeah, it was over at midnight or something like that it was a good party, I thought it was the layout, I liked the layout I liked it better than being in the parking lot I got to, I had a good I was hanging out with Aziz and he was like oh is that somber?

32:51Jason Stewart:and I was like yeah that's somber and he's like oh I want to talk to him and I was like oh you should go talk to him and he's like oh he's like busy talking to somebody I don't want to get in there and I was like you know hey somber this is aziz and then they just started talking or whatever and then I got to take a photo of the two of them and it was like aziz was very interested in building with somber it was cool you think somber knew who he was I don't uh only because only for age i mean only for age only because he was born in 2017 i literally think he would be like oh hey like nice cool to meet you fan like i literally don't do uh do you work here or i honestly don't i i think i don't it's tough it's it's 50 50 that he may be pro enough to fake it he's probably heard the name but if he maybe he couldn't pick him out of a lineup oh yeah my mom said you were canceled yeah he looked good as these look good i i want i asked show i was like what was that suit like he looked cool it was a nice suit okay aziz's look ate down yeah i'm not saying that but aziz and i are finally friends now we have exchange phone numbers and i think in the next year we're gonna get a burger at telegramma or something like that aim high king aim high aim high all right this episode of how long gone is brought to you by poshmark jason i know you've used the site before it's really easy way to shop and it's it's one of my favorite fashion resale marketplaces.

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36:29Jason Stewart:it's true and that two-day shipping really is nice it really does happen i've used it a few times and it is surprising how nice things show up and you get excited to try them on it feels like you know a luxury shopping experience versus somebody just throwing your shirt in a bag and kicking it down the hill. So whenever it's a big night out, a wedding, a trip, where you just need something last minute that actually works, Revolve Man always has it. Go to revolve.com slash how long to shop and use code how long for 15 % off your order. Free two-day shipping, easy returns. It just makes things easier that is revolve.com slash how long promo code how long 15 off your entire order this offer ends soon so do not sleep on it it was it was funny i was like damn i'm i'm putting aziz's name into my phone right now and all i could think about was being at the cha-cha lounge in silver lake and screaming randy to him from a parking lot and him being like man really man come on dude yeah what i mean look gift and a curse i mean that was i mean that was like a that's a benchmark mile marker i didn't know you ever i didn't know you behaved like that i never behaved like i used to act a fool i mean i i mean i've behaved in bad ways but not that kind of bad that's a different strain when i'm loose off the goose sure i will yell at a celeb from across the street a thousand percent sure i feel like that's also la living a little bit gone off patron but i the reason i was so impressed with the party was they got kendall haley and bieber that's big kendall haley and bieber just three way i'm saying justin justin came through he was getting out i didn't see him bro he got out of the sprinter i saw him in the party but i saw the picture of him getting out of the sprinter damn i didn't see him in the party he's got the he honestly looks sick he was wearing black jeans with boots and a sleeveless white t-shirt but he's got 11 11 p.m celsius floss stick which i know you've performatively floss sticked before in your life i'll i'll leave the house with the floss stick in my mouth carolyn finds it truly i hate it and I was like okay but you but toothpick okay floss stick not okay yeah toothpick is yeah I mean they're performing the literal same task yeah but a floss it's you can't hide it like toothpick if I want to hide it I can hide it floss stick the girt is too long why would you ever want to hide it well just if it's if it's mint flavored or whatever and I want it for a gum purpose okay we're flossing I feel like I can do that at home during my dental routine I don't need to performatively floss.

39:23Nobody needs to performatively do anything, but we nevertheless. Flossing dental care.

39:29Jason Stewart:I don't need to read a book at the bar alone by myself. Dental care in public, that feels maybe unnecessary. I agree with that. I think you and Carolyn have this in common. She believes that brushing should only happen in front of the bathroom sink while you're staring at yourself into the mirror. Where else would you do it? Not shower. That's disgusting. I will shower brushing is fucked up. I shower brush. It's fucked up. Why? The water's hot. What water? The water from the shower. What does that have to do with brushing? Rinse my mouth out after I brush. How am I doing that when I'm in the shower?

40:07Jason Stewart:Well, I mean, I guess you just put a little hot water in your mouth and swish it around. I don't know. I don't take that hot of a shower, I guess. It's not like there ain't no way to. I get that. Look, I know you're a guy who's biohacking and you like to take shortcuts to make your life better. But you can take an extra couple minutes and brush your teeth in front of the sink like an adult. I like to go do things around the house while I'm brushing. No, bro. This is insane. Insane. Insane. I'm a multitasker. I'm an efficiency kinker. I understand that. And I am too. But there's a time and a place.

40:40There's a time and a place.

40:41Jason Stewart:I'm not performing certain things while I'm brushing. I'm not going to go take out the trash with the toothbrush. No, no, I know that. I understand. I'll go into the other room and put a T-shirt in the laundry or put a glass in the kitchen sink or something. How long are you brushing for at a certain point? Three minutes. That feels excessive. I love to brush long. I mean, I prefer a floss brush mouthwash. That's the ultimate. That's the everything shower. That's the ultimate three-pack right there. That's the ultimate three-pack. Wow. Chris Black dental routine revealed. get a little of this ladies i love flosses then brushes then a mouth i fucking love listerine it's bad because i heard it hurts your gains joe holder told me that what yeah it's been a he's been specifically listerine or just just mouthful like i think alcohol i think mouthwash not like the little gay asap one all those mouth i i kind of like the asap one the flavor of it but i want the burn you know me i want to be i want my mouth on fire do we know the do we know the science behind why it affects your games?

41:43Jason Stewart:I cannot remember. I'm sure Joe will let me know because it was a thing he told me about and then I think he posted. This is a long time ago. Joe Holder. Let's get Joe Holder on the phone. He's always happy to bless us with knowledge. I mean, that's a fact that I'm interested in, but I feel like whenever... I don't use mouthwash, but when I did when I was younger, it felt wrong. If they have it in a bathroom, like at a hotel or something, or like Equinox... You like the astringent burn of it. I want it to hurt. it's like ginger beer or sparkling water what is the hardest hit? I think that it disrupts the microbiome in your mouth potentially too much you know what I mean?

42:24Jason Stewart:I need to clean this wall and then you sandblast the paint off of it and you're like I just wanted the dirt off of it I took it a little too far it breaks it down to the studs every morning It breaks down the studs. But I try to do morning and night if I'm really feeling myself. You try to brush your teeth twice? No. I'm just kidding. I'm saying mouthwash twice. Wow. I want to mouthwash every time I brush, but it's tough with the travel schedule. Bam. I need to tell you this Delta story. This is a good podcast. I need to tell you this Delta story because this has never happened to me before. Go on.

42:59I purchased a premium economy ticket. Classic or extra? Classic. Classic. to go to London with the plan to use one of my global upgrade certificates to upgrade. So I call and they're like, all right, yeah, you're on the waiting list.

43:13Jason Stewart:Thank you for being a Diamond Medallion member, Mr. Black. Am I speaking to Chris Black? My name is Sharice. So I'm like, it won't clear. It's not clearing. And I'm like looking at the seat map and I can't choose a seat, but I bought one. Yeah. I've seen that. I'm like, what the fuck? I bought it. You thought. so when we're leaving after gq i'm like i gotta figure this out of course i get on the phone 30 minutes before we have to leave to go to the airport and it turns into this entire basically the woman's like yeah i don't know but i'm like so what happened she's like oh well if you show up i'm sure there'll be a seat you'll probably be fine and i'm like but i paid for this like what do you mean she's like well why didn't you select it when you bought it i was like that's up to me bitch i select when i want to select i paid for the fucking ticket yeah she was scolding me for not selecting when i bought i'm like usually i do i don't know what was going on you know yeah so then she's like do you want to talk to my supervisor and i said you know what yes i do i went karen mode which i try not to do i get on the phone with the supervisor the supervisor's like look karen black has the time she's like this doesn't happen often but there's an issue with the flight and there isn't a seat for you and i was like what what do you what do you mean She's like, there's air marshals that have to be on this plane, and they've taken those seats.

44:32And the way that works is they do that, and it's our problem to figure out how to fix it. We have no say in it.

44:39Jason Stewart:I like that the supervisor was like, this guy, he has enough miles logged to let him know. I can be honest with you. Because the average person, if you let him know, oh, the air marshal got it, that might break their brain. So she was like, what can I do to fix this? And I was like, well, I don't know. I just need to get there. Like I have to get there because I have something to do. I don't know. Give me a seat on an airplane to the city that I paid for. Yeah, yeah. Thousands of dollars for. She was like, all right, how about this? Every Delta flight, every Delta One premium economy and Delta One is sold out for Sunday going to London Direct.

45:11I was like, she's like, I can get you main cabin. I'm like, I can't do that because I got to wake up and do stuff. I can't do that. I won't sleep. We can't main international. I wouldn't even main to main. She's like, from here I would. She was like, well, how about I give you Delta 1 to Amsterdam and then we get the Cayenne to take you to the connecting flight. And then I see that you're on a Virgin Atlantic premium economy on the way home. I'll put you on a Delta 1 on the way back too. And I was like, thank you. Diamond experience. I never had this experience with an airline but I've had it with other things in my life where if you get the right person on the phone it's literally like let me hit some buttons and we're going to change your life

45:57Jason Stewart:this is the Chris Black method I typically don't take any of your advice but this is one where you said it's a good blackism, you're on the phone the person's not doing what you want him to do hang up try again, fail fast I love when you talk like a founder Fail fast And this next step is so important Fail fast But I was just like wow this is an amazing I've had that with a credit card company Like a cell phone company But not this So I'm feeling pretty good about it overall I feel like I came out as best I could in this situation It's totally good Chris It's totally good When you're in that Virgin America lounge Heading home from Lone Dawn Don't sleep on the fish and chips Chris It's a nice one get the little malt vinegar mix it in with your tartar sauce i love a little malt vinegar before i hop on the plane nothing sounds more appetizing i think that i've had the full english and that to me is a step too far at the airport but the problem is it's good like i'm always leaving london in some level of disarray like need it kind of and i'm i'm so ready to tuck into a full English and it's nice when you just QR code it and a lovely person brings it over to you with whatever juice option you'd like.

47:17Oh yeah, nothing like a green juice with a plate full of fucking beans and blood sausage to really set the tone.

47:24Jason Stewart:Can I get a burnt tomato and some canned beans? I'm always like, oh, it comes with tomato, great. Did you stomp on that with your foot or is this just how you cooked it? But don't the fish and chips with mushy pea. I do love mushy peas. It's banging. I love Mushy P. I was, I guess, speaking of food, I was looking on my form of R &B Twitter, and there was somebody posted, nothing beats R &B, and there's an AI image of all these rap, like, R &B people, and it says, my type of music. I saw this. Bryson Tiller, Party Next Door, Chris Brown, Summer Walker, Joe Budden music and then somebody their Twitter name Ethical Stud called this Chicken Alfredo music

48:19Jason Stewart:which I thought was so poignant it is poignant is that like black co-worker music it's just it feels like one of those descriptions that you could have never thought of but when you see it you know it's right yeah maybe it is black co-worker music but like summer walker and bryson tiller like that kind of shit is just like i literally only know about it from joe button that's the only reason i know about shit like that but i like it because obviously chris brown the the king the linchpin of the whole operation of people who are beasting you know millions and millions of streams all the time but you don't really see him in the zeitgeist you don't see they're not doing award shows they're not doing snl They just do their thing.

49:05Jason Stewart:They might get radio play, but we don't really pay attention to it. You don't really see a video of them ever, but they're existing in the world of Chicken Alfredo Twitter. Why did Chicken Alfredo get co-opted by the urban community so much? I don't know. It's disgusting. Like it's a disgusting dish. Unless, of course, you made the original Italian way, not with the cream, you know what I mean? Yeah, but come on. That's rare. You know, that's rare. It is rare. Also, that image is really funny. It looks like a kid drew it, kind of. It's really funny. It's like a kid with an iPad made it, is what it looks like.

49:44Yeah, definitely. I went to King yesterday. Restaurant King. For lunch with Larry and Elle. Larry, who now owns this hotel.

49:54Jason Stewart:Shout out to Larry. Ran into him, gave him a hug, and it was weird. Larry had on a nice Loewe sweater, like a cable knit half zip. anyway we go there and i'm like it's lunch on a saturday i'm like this is not the kind of food i want i want to go to the bowery hotel and get eggs and toast and avocado like an adult but this is you know they want to have wine it's a whole year they want to have like a lunch he's in the business you know i'm like great you're about to get some chicories for 48 i was like you're visiting it's your choice let's let's go let's have a double date white toast with butter and egg with No salt, please.

50:28And I have to say, King is still a restaurant for women. Rich women. I think I found there was an omelet, and it was a little too French and a little too goat cheesy, but delicious salad. The panisse is delicious. You know, the long chickpea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:46Jason Stewart:The little appetizer. And I have to say, I think I was like, okay, I understand this better than I ever have before. Are you team King? We have a lot of King employees listen to this pod. Shout out to my King girls. I like being in there. I like the vibe a lot. And we were going to have Claire on the pod, but there's too many people involved. Too many cooks in the kitchen. I'm sure if we just texted Claire, we could have Claire on the pod. Claire, come on down. I don't think it. But I left King after two hours. Let's talk about the hearth. After two hours. Two hours long boozy lunch. It was a great lunch.

51:20I had a great time. Bottle after bottle of Chubilee was popped. But there was a lot of wine flowing. No Bloody Mary, though. They didn't have any mix, which I found interesting.

51:28Jason Stewart:That is interesting. Okay. Good old king. I hope to one day be able to afford to eat there once again. And then you had - I don't know. And then last night we had a wedding. Shout out to our friends Maddie and Sam. Yeah, congratulations. The wedding was at the grill. The grill in New York, which is - And the pool. And the lobster club. And the lobster club. They took over the whole conglomerate there. The whole property. But that's the best wedding food I've ever had in my entire life. As a non-guest of the wedding, I got to hang out in the PDR, which is the private dining room, which was catered by Parm, the restaurant.

52:10Jason Stewart:Not bad. So yeah, I had some Caesar. Parm's good. I had some large croutons in that Caesar. It was nothing I like more than a fat-ass crouton. Barely get your mouth around that. It's the size of a city block. Okay, so the food was good. Well, it's just like - No duck press, I'm assuming. Thank God, no. It was sushi-grade tuna. I walked through the kitchen. They have a full sushi area. Salad. There was a salad that was good. But then I had a bass, and then there was a filet. There was potatoes, broccolini. But the real star of the show was before the ceremony when there were some past hors d 'oeuvres, which are usually awful.

52:46Unbelievable. crispy rice spicy tuna yeah little artichoke uh orancini but it was just it was a pig in a blanket with mustard to dip shrimp cocktail pre-sauced oh yeah you take it was on a metal skewer take it had a little receptacle for the skewer oh it was it was just a really it was really shine with the trepass the trepass was the best i've ever experienced in my life shiver me timbers And then Matt also, you know, Mario had to bless us with the spicy rigatoni as well at the dinner, which is a nice major food group. Wow. Okay. I think that had to be, I think that was a special request. That's a little extra.

53:26That's a little extra. A little rigatoni fee on Big Den. It's a little extra, but I want to say, we've talked about wedding speeches on this podcast before.

53:33Jason Stewart:Mm-hmm. Jonah Hill, number one. Mm-hmm. Matt's dad was unbelievable. Really? It was amazing. and Matt was like I didn't know I've never seen my dad he's like came up to me after he's like I've never even seen my dad in a social situation like I didn't know I've never seen this motherfucker address people yeah he was like I guess he's a trial lawyer so he does do this but he was I mean he did it all it was hilarious like the timing was amazing he fucking wrapped it up it was you know had the emotional it was very very good the oration of a trial lawyer translates well to the wedding speech it was just it was just so funny he was really you could just tell he was like actually just a really funny guy so he he slayed annie hamilton at her own game he did and she would admit that she yeah i talked to her about it last night she would admit i was like i heard your speech was good she's like yeah it wasn't as funny as i thought it was gonna be i mean that's how it always is though not with her but i mean it was good i'm saying at weddings i'm saying yeah it's it was rarely a parent that kills oh yeah it's rarely apparent when a parent kills it is so sad there wasn't a drunk girl speech right like where it's all like oh my god oh i can't say that remember that time we were in college and you went home oh i can't i can't everything was earnest and i heard that the the the speeches were sort of roasting there was a roast there's a roast element there's a roast element which is cool which i think that's i think that's necessary we need a little roast yeah i mean yeah we if we need a little roasty yeah i was um i was djing it up i saw a friend of the show kobe our uh our photographer friend and i when i was playing outcast hey y 'all i i i peered through the crowd and i see him doing the sick shake it like a salt shaker dance look kobe's from a bro kobe's got atl roots bro you gotta like kobe looked good he was wearing a nice tuxedo i've never seen kobe in a tuxedo he looked he kind of he was dressed kind of like uh fran lee wait it's a little fran it's a little franny i don't know he he had the air of like a very successful new york woman yeah yeah yeah yeah the spectacles and the collar i don't know why but it just it felt it felt rich and lesbian last night was in a good way first time I've ever understood black tie.

55:56I wish somebody told me

55:57Jason Stewart:it was black tie. It does. Black tie I find annoying, but I was able to... My fucking tie was yellow. ...get a suit, thanks to Sid Mashburn, in plenty of time, but basically there's a standard it creates that is, I think, very easy for men, but more difficult for women. The standard is no broke hose allowed? No, no, no. It's not even that. It's just like there's like a uniformity to it that makes... that like elevates the room a little bit. because there's not a lot, for men at least, there's not a lot of room to fuck that up if you follow the actual meaning. Yeah, it's basically like, do you want your bow tie to be regular or kind of floppy?

56:33Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas women, I know it's more difficult. I know it's more difficult to suss out what it actually means.

56:39Jason Stewart:Yeah, especially with our bodies. Oh, I know. You know what I mean? When I'm wearing a tux, you've got your cummerbund, it's all tucked in and buttoned up. I need a cummerbund. It doesn't matter if you have a bad body because the tux sort of gives it the shape of a classic man, whereas the ladies, you know, like Carolyn wore a dress at Maudie and leaving nothing to the imagination, you know? It's not black tie, but. It's not, but it's Galeano. Okay, a couple questions for you really quick. Sure. But also I noticed yesterday on my Chrome browser, twitter.com. I heard about this. It's over. it's just x now yeah it's just x they stopped redirecting twitter.com to x.com end of an era so i had to update my bookmark bar stuff so that actually sucks fellas out there update your bookmark bar we're praying for you um so hotel tipping etiquette question for you sure i had to call the front desk yesterday for an ironing board to iron out my uh my sid mashburn shirt gets very wrinkly very wrinkly and i had two dollar bills is it worse to tip zero or is it worse to tip two dollar bills worse to tip two we got it we can only start at five oh yeah you got to start at five and goes up i would say it goes up to i mean i was what about peeling them off at chateau marmont i don't know what was wrong with me i was just like 20 for you 20 for you you're in the spirit of tony but when you go to a hotel i like to try and get fives get a bunch of fives i think a five is especially for a valet i think that's that's the going can you bring up whatever it is don't keep it up front i don't care yeah don't keep it up front but you know for the you know the room service brings something up or hey can you bring a steamer or whatever i think room service you can write the tip in i think leaving a 20 depending on or 40 depending on how long you've stayed for the housekeeping staff is is the right thing to do but what so this is i gave I took the$2 bills, and I obviously folded them in such a way that it only looked like money, and I handed it to the guy, and I apologized, saying, I'm sorry.

58:55Jason Stewart:I only have a little bit of cash on me. And he gladly took it and left and seemed okay. Oh, of course. Yeah, I mean, look, of course two is better than zero. But you just said it isn't. I wouldn't do that. I would get him back next time. Yeah. But maybe there's not a next time. You did the right thing. Okay. You did the right thing. Also, I think guys like that are so used to getting stiffed. Sure. It's like if you're nice about it, it's fine. Yeah, I was nice about it. I talked to him on O 'Emano. Yeah, lastly, I was watching the Eddie Murphy doc on Netflix. And he brought something up that was kind of interesting about why I think the rise of podcasts and video YouTube shows and all that stuff.

59:38Jason Stewart:he was saying like he'll sit down and watch his tv and he's got 800 channels or whatever on his shit and every streaming service and there's just ain't nothing to watch like whatever he said that his favorite show the best show of all time is ridiculousness he watches it non-stop all day long my man and he like compared it to like experimental like 70s french outsider art yeah yeah yeah he was like this is the pinnacle of art creation or whatever but he said other than that there's just he's like when i was you know back in the day there was just shit on that you would want to watch and there really is nothing to watch and it used to just be like that that is what it is and now they're like hey i'm just gonna make my show in my garage and you guys are gonna watch it and i get to keep all the money yeah no for sure i mean him liking ridiculousness is cool first and foremost.

1:00:37Is it good, the documentary?

1:00:39Jason Stewart:It's not bad. It's okay. I mean, it's a little self-glazy. It's definitely like come over to my house so I could show you that I can retract my roof with a button kind of thing. Sure, sure. But it has everyone in it, you know, Sandler and Chappelle and, you know, all the original homies. What I wouldn't do to never hear about Sandler again. I don't know. What could I do? Maybe I'll just do a block, like a word block, you know though that's that's the thing that i was thinking about um like a month or two ago predicting the the future as as people become more and more triggered by certain people and certain things and then as everything that we consume is all going to be centralized in one thing are we going to be able to mute people in real life so like the same way i'm like oh this instagram account keeps leaving me troll messages i'm gonna mute them or block them that is what it is are we able let's say um who's some who's some uh harvey weinstein let's say he has hurt me and whenever i see his name pop up on a movie or whatever it triggers me sure or an actor i don't have a way to stop that are we gonna be able to go into the google settings and say don't ever show me call her daddy and then across all platforms yeah you know like if if i've been raped by an actor and i open up my amazon prime or my hulu and that person's face is on my screen that's a trigger i think we'll definitely be able to do that i think we should start working on this you guys i also before we go there's been photos of timothy chalamet wearing fat farm and timberlands and i want to say he's gone too far yeah it was really working for me all the freaky shit was working the fat farm in the thames i know you're from new york you can't do that leave it to uh billy eilish literally billy eilish is making it look better than you and i hate to say that well she can fill it out a little bit more that's true all right how long gone thank you for listening uh thank you to will welch and our gq family for having us at the man of the year awards uh you can still probably watch the live stream on gq.com uh check out my reel jason put a great a great reel together with all of our a sizzler congratulations to Matt and Sam on their wedding and I think that's it yeah that's pretty much it alright bro and sorry that we missed your call Ian have a great week you guys later

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