877. - Chris & Jason

27:38Jason Stewart:No, they're bleds. No, they're bleds. I was saying like, oh, yeah, we got to do two Thanksgivings, one white people, one Asian Thanksgiving. And he was like, oh, yeah, me too. My chick's white. He's a Korean guy. And then it was a nice little flip-flop switch around, but I was wearing my Quince quarter zip when I came down. I was like, I need a good Orange County Thanksgiving uniform, and it was really hitting nicely. But I was noticing the trend that I saw on Twitter about people switching the Nike techs to the quarter zips. Central C, to be clear, Central C, the most famous Nike tech wearer, has switched.

28:21Jason Stewart:Yes, and various YNs across the nation are switching up. It's a good, fun trend. It's a good, fun trend. but then when I got down to Orange County it's not a trend it's like lifestyle yeah it's ingrained it's a civic duty to wear the quarter zip down here I would feel naked without it it was odd so if you are considering a quarter zip honestly I mean not doing an ad read the quince really is perf for me I can't wear I have a Laura Piano one I just don't I would just rather wear a regular sweater I don't know I've tried I don't mind it but I don't know you'd rather wear a DeLauro? No, no, no. I mean, you have a loro and you don't want to wear it.

29:01No, I'm saying I have a Lorpiana navy blue quarter zip, which should be right in my zone. And I've worn it a few times, but I would just prefer to wear a regular crew neck or a V-neck sweater.

29:10Jason Stewart:Chris, be honest with me. Could it fit a little better? No, it fits great. It's just something about the zipper does make it a little tighter in the chest area for some of us. Yeah, but you got the titties. You want to show them off. I don't actually want to show them off at all. That's the problem. Huh. No. I want my clothes to be loose. The girls on TikTok and Instagram have a word for it. It's called Thinspo. No, no, no. They have a word for it when they have hot bodies. Hashtag ED? No, it's like these workout chicks that have crazy bodies, but they wear baggy shit so men can't tell. Oh. There's a term for it.

29:46There's a term for it that they use. That's the hashtag they use, and then it'll show them take it off, and you're like, oh, shit. Is it like buff studs? No, it's like hot regular chicks. It's a hot regular chicks who lift vibe but they're wearing a giant t-shirt. And then they take it off and they have fucking guns.

30:08Jason Stewart:I'm looking it up. There's a term for it. Term for muscular women who wear baggy clothes to hide it. Undercover muscular or stealth muscular? Stealth. I think it's stealth. I think they're just like, yeah, I'm going stealth. Which is not obviously original. Sleeper build? Shorty got a sleeper build. Sleeper build. Yes, sleeper build. Hashtag sleeper build or hashtag shadow sculpted, hidden build, covered powerhouse, or quiet muscle type. Quiet muscle type. No, the first one. Sleeper build sounds like my fucking like 86 Land Cruiser project. No, sleeper build open for cave in is what that sounds like.

30:43That sounds a little more like that to me, but both. Sleeper build, coalesce split seven inch. But sleeper build also, it sounds like a weird like web three.

30:51Jason Stewart:Okay, so this is the type of bodybuilding woman who has her Instagram handle airbrushed on her Jeep Wrangler. She also might have a custom decal with her Instagram handle on there. Sure, sure. Either. It's a die cut or it's a custom. And if she drives a Jeep, you know she's got hella ducks up front. All the rubber duckies. The fucking dashboard. You can't see the dashboard. She's ducked up. She's got a couple back covers for women's fitness quarterly. Back covers. She'll let the stealth build. Yeah, it's stealth, bro. I don't get the full cover. It's just like low key. I think it's good because I guess people really do holler at each other at the gym, but as a person who's at the gym every day, I don't think I've ever seen it happen.

31:39I've never seen it happen. I've never seen a guy just be like, this chick's bad on the Stairmaster and go up and start talking to her. I've never seen that.

31:44Jason Stewart:I've never seen a holler, but I've seen a lot of hovers. same letters rhymes there's a lot of leering hovering simping yeah that's fine no it's not fine that's bad talking is the worst thing you can do though yeah I guess so interrupting someone is the worst thing that you could do at the gym in my opinion my move I knock their tripod camera over with my 45 plate and then I act like she did it oops Wow You're just in my way I guess I was listening to Joe Budden today And they talked about Thanksgiving For An hour maybe Like about let me get a plate Plate this plate that I love plate culture They love plate culture but I'm just like Thanksgiving Is so awful And I just didn't know I don't know I just didn't know people like adults participated like that I guess people in our life just don't really.

32:47You know what I mean? Like our peers.

32:49Jason Stewart:Well, I think it depends on how much food and cooking culture is in your family. Because to me. That's a good point. Thanksgiving food, it's sort of like the Olympics. It's like the Met Gala of cookout food or like soul food or you know what I mean? True. good old down home american cooking like this is the big show for your mashed potatoes and gravy and cornbread and stuffing and blah blah blah you know what i mean that's i say all real shit that's a good point that's a good point i do i mean i have i have the one thing i but also i saw a story it might have been the new york times where they were talking about like how to deal with your different families political views at thanksgiving and i was like what year is it like are we still doing that shit where it's like oh my fucking uncle like i couldn't believe it i was like they have they had like 35 writers like media people weighing in on how they deal with i'm like you guys got it like tips and tricks on how to navigate you got to be making this up you got to be making this up like that does i i don't i come from that kind of place and that doesn't has never happened to me in my entire life get out your fucking wallet it's time to talk about rocket money baby I'm trying to save some money.

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36:03Jason Stewart:No, it's never, I don't know, but it really does feel, like you said, is this still happening? It reminds me of like antiquated, like 70s sitcom story tropes, like, oh, the boss is coming over for dinner and my souffle deflated, or, you know, like it's a disaster. or like, oh my God, my uncle is coming to the dinner table and he doesn't like gay people and I'm bringing my boyfriend for the first time. Like, I don't think that stuff really happens anymore realistically in 2025. I just think there's no surprises because your uncle follows you on Instagram and knows that you have a fucking septum piercing and wear a skirt.

36:41You know, it's not crazy. It's like, it's just, there's nowhere to, how could you surprise any family member, I guess? But I think, I don't know.

36:49Jason Stewart:And you could just sit on your phone for 45 minutes and then go to your room. And it's not like the old days where you really had to sit there and take it. That's another thing. You have an escape is what you're saying. Mm-hmm. That's what I do too, bro. Are you kidding me? And the racist uncle that you're worried about is going to be on Facebook on his phone at the dinner table anyways. It's not a big deal, guys. There's nothing better than looking over at the racist uncle and seeing his font on 150, looking at like. I saw a guy on the plane. This kills me every. I've seen this kind of a lot, actually, where he's got the iPad and it's zoomed in huge and he's reading the New York Post digital edition front to back.

37:29Front to back? And I'm just like, dude, I know that you think this is making you dumber. You know what I mean? I think reading anything but page six and the front page is making you dumber, especially at that font size.

37:43Jason Stewart:Right, right. Like reading the real stories being written in that will only do harm. Yeah. There's no upside to that. There's zero, zero upside. You'd be better off reading just headlines from any other newspaper. Some people want to be radicalized, man. I get it. Fuck it. I get it. I saw that a friend of the show, Kai Gerber, has switched up her relationship status. I don't know if you heard about this. She broke up with Louis Pullman, and now she's dating a guy named Homer, who is Richard Gere's son. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's on Carolyn's radar. Wasn't Cindy Crawford? Didn't Cindy Crawford date Richard Gere or maybe marry Richard Gere?

38:29Damn, is that your cousin type shit?

38:32Jason Stewart:It's pretty sick. Kaia Gerber's the bratty step sis? Between fucking Kaia Gerber and Zoe Kravitz, women are eating. No Thanksgiving. These chicks are doing whatever they want, and they're making us look like clowns, and I like it. We're not clowns. we're boy toys. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, like Harry Styles walking around. Yeah, let a golden retriever play fetch. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do. I do. I just saw that and I was like, wait a second. That's like really extreme. But if love is calling. Look, when you're at the top, why not? You know what I mean? It's true. No, it's true. They find each other.

39:11Jason Stewart:You go to the Delta One Lounge, you're gonna get the caviar. How many people tagged you in that that lounge New Yorker article. So yeah, the New Yorker had a, an article about just lounges. A lot of people sent it to me saying like, yo, you got to talk about this on the podcast, but I don't really think there was much to talk about that. We haven't already talked about. It was, it was pretty, I didn't know the history of like, it was well written. Whoever wrote it. I was like, I like this person's style of writing. You know, it was fun. I didn't know. I didn't know the history of the lounge. Like I didn't know that it started, like as an invite only i just didn't realize the history of it i guess and now it's just a scam for credit card companies but i did like how he ate like all he just did everything at all of them which is i know that's your job but it's also disgusting the thing that that struck me that upset me the most was talking about a guy i forgot it was somewhere in asia maybe or oh the guy that went to him for like a month straight he's yeah he's he like scammed the system on a loophole he missed a flight and went from lounge to lounge to lounge in the same airport for 18 days um just like living at the airport and then which is like one of those like catch me if you can like oh you got me this time like you got a free fucking yeah charcuterie plate and a iced tea but they fucking threw the guy in jail and charged him with fraud i know just just for like hopping around at the lounge that seems so excessive eating a free turkey sandwich shouldn't land you in jail.

40:45Jason Stewart:No. But also, if it was in Singapore or something like that where the laws can be a little more harsh. Yeah, that's true. It definitely was in a country where the laws are harsh. That would never happen in America. They would think it was funny. No, in America, they're like, dude, will you post for a selfie with me? He'll go on Good Morning America with Al Roker and have a good old time. How'd you do it? Wow. I did find that story pretty... I think that the whole... The way that it's just a battle for credit cards and that airline, blah, blah, blah. I think it is pretty interesting because they're going to keep, like, because it's so mass and they're so popular, it can never actually be that nice.

41:22Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And I think that's the struggle. It's like, how do you keep elevating it when it can never be that nice because there's just so much foot traffic alone? It can't feel that good, you know? I mean, even the Delta One, Delta One is fucking popping. Those lounges are packed. Yeah. Like, it's hard to find a seat.

41:40Jason Stewart:And they're packed full of people who do not look like they can afford an$8 ,000 flight. Well, that's because the people that can afford an$8 ,000 flight don't want to look like they can afford an$8 ,000 flight, which I respect. Yeah, I guess so. But I also think it's also - You can usually sniff it on them, though. It's business travel, though. It's people not paying for it themselves. That's true. I mean, I think it says that in the story, too, that like those tickets like - Yeah, but it looks like they're traveling because they're a fucking librarian or something. No, I mean, the real - I mean, you see guys - Not like they own fucking Jimmy John's.

42:08I love it when I see a guy with a hard hat, like the guy that brings his own hard hat because he's that high up at the construction company. I find that to be aspirational in some ways. Sitting in D1? It's so cool. Perks of the job. Yeah, I just didn't realize some of the initial stuff, but I wonder how much further it can be taken at this point.

42:32Jason Stewart:Yeah, I mean, it's one of those things, because the Delta classes, instead of adding delta 2 or whatever delta clear or whatever is above delta 1 they just start breaking the other categories up into subcategories classic and extra so now instead they're like it's it's the same foot long sandwich it's just in 12 bites instead of half you know what i mean so they're making it look like it's more but like what do you do is it just like you you bought a delta one ticket and our concierge like our headhunter or pr person or social media correspondent whatever or do we use ai to decide who gets to have access to the delta two lounge i i think they're gonna keep i think it's it's because it can't just be money i think well i think it's gonna start being it's no they're just gonna start giving more and more shit you don't want I don't care if John and Vinny's made the meatballs.

43:29It's going to be more of that. It's nice. It isn't, though. It isn't because when you're in that environment, it's never going to feel like it should feel. It might taste pretty good.

43:39Jason Stewart:No, it never feels the way it should feel, but even if it is just a full placebo effect, psychosomatic, this is the same exact food, but it just straps on the John and Vinny's name on the menu, it still makes it 10 % more enjoyable. Do you think that because of contracts with providers, that the actual ingredients and all—I think all the ingredients and all the food at the airport are coming from the same place, correct? I don't know. I normally would think that with crazy unions and restrictions, and that's what has to happen. But I know that on some of the Delta flights, it's like, this is cookbook granola.

44:17Jason Stewart:So I think some things— I mean more like— Or maybe, I mean, is it possible that they're using ingredients from the airport thingy and then making the granola? Oh, I shudder to think. They have to because there's no, I mean, it's like if you own. Because if I worked at Cookbook, I could put some fucking C4 and fentanyl and bullets and shit inside the granola and sneak it in through the homie and serve it. No, they're not. That's all fake. Al-Qaeda front row. Like, here's your bullet, sir. And he puts it in his 3D printed gun. There's no way. Because also if you own, like when airports have small businesses in the airport, like a bookstore, a coffee shop or whatever to make it feel local, those are operated by the airport.

45:00You don't get to hire. No.

45:02Jason Stewart:The Moose Lounge bookstore in Minnesota airport is not real? No, I'm saying it's real, but if you can't hire your own people, then they're definitely not letting you bring in your own potatoes to make the french fries taste better. There's no fucking way. Do you think the berries instructors are just like random people that also work at Shake Shack? Maybe. Maybe. Anything's possible. There's not a berries at the airport, but could you imagine? No, but the juice press at LaGuardia is bad because the employees are bad and they don't care. You know what I mean? They don't know how to make a smoothie.

45:33Jason Stewart:They're like, it's the same recipe as juice press. We just use fucked up carrots, bro. They use bad stuff, but they also, it's not made with love. You can feel that. You know what I mean? Ooh, it doesn't have that JP soul. It doesn't. Yeah. It's like JP Smooth's cousin. it doesn't have the soul but it really is it makes it i think damn you're talking like me no it doesn't have the soul in it no i just think a smoothie i i think that smoothies have to be i told the guy at my local equinox i was like bro i gotta tell you something you're the you're the goat of this shit at this location your your shit is thick you're the goat of this shit meaning making my smoothie yes i was like i want you to know that you're the by far the best Did I tell you that the Equinox and Tribeca, they were out of bananas for three days in a row?

46:17Jesus fucking Christ. And I was like, what do you mean you're out of bananas? They're like, we're out of bananas. I'm like, well, so we can't make any.

46:26Jason Stewart:One of the most ubiquitous food items on the planet. And they're like, our boss is making us. And I was like, well, why don't you just go to the bodega and get some bananas? And they're like, we can't do that. And I was like, all right. well and i came back the next i was like they could tell i was they were so annoyed that i was being i just was like this is too unbelievable this feels fake yeah i mean but what when back when we were teens working in the smoothie shop and you run out of bananas your 19 year old manager says go to fucking ralph's and get a case of bananas bro i mean you see it in new york all the time you see like guys from restaurants buying fucking 60 you know 60 cans of beans or whatever at Whole Foods because they need them in the delivery.

47:07Jason Stewart:Yeah, we ran out of butter. Yeah. But yeah, but nowadays, you know, everyone's just like, I have, I have, if there's not a button for what you just ask me on my iPad, I have to shut down physically and mentally. You know what I mean? Like, there's no protocol for that. I saw somebody talking about how their coffee shop didn't do like Starbucks-style like mobile ordering and like the person that owned it was like, yeah, I'm not gonna, they're like, if I start allowing that and you'll never have, telling this person you'll never have another conversation with a human being if i don't fucking if i fucking if i succumb to the pressure then you're not you're gonna i'm gonna stunt your growth and many people like you he's doing it for him he just wants to talk you gotta stand up um you gotta stand up i have a we were we were hiking this morning top of the world beautiful hike up there but there was it's like a big mountain biking spot and there's a lot of kind of like rich orange county dad cosplaying as like mountain biker types of guys.

48:03Jason Stewart:And I was thinking like once you buy a shirt for mountain biking, like once your t-shirt isn't good enough for mountain biking, that's when you know you've sort of crossed over into the nether region. You know what I mean? Like you can't ride a mountain bike in the park with your son without wearing like a dry fit jersey. But is this spandex? Well, this is how I feel about the running vest. and if I talk to any of my real runners, they're like, bro, if you're running in the city, you don't need a vest with gels and six water bottles to do eight miles. Like you don't need that. Like you think it looks cool, which is fine, but you don't need it.

48:40The same way if you're a rich guy in Orange County mountain biking on the weekends with your friends, you probably don't need the most technical gear that is available to you.

48:48Jason Stewart:Right, but you're doing it so you can have something to post with your meta glasses kind of vibe. It's not because you're like, I'm really trying to get my, of like jumps good i'm not trying to like barrel this new fucking gnarly drop off trying to get my jumps good it's like i got this new 360 drone and it's gonna follow me and then i could upload it it feels like that but um we were we were sitting we had a little continental breakfast like at the hotel kind of vibe and there was uh the room next to us were a family from ohio and they were like i don't know i guess obviously on vacation visiting but they woke up at like 6 a.m to get coffee and we're like super loud by our door and woke us up and we were kind of pissed off and then we go we're sitting down at the little breakfast area and then they sit next to us again all this loud talk like midwestern people really be talking but one of them there's two dogs they both had these golden retrievers and they're like super well trained and have dumb names and shit and the mom asks the dog super loud did mommy give you eggies after her daughter feds a soft boiled egg to this dog oh and and carolyn and i i just couldn't control my laughter and i i've i've just been repeating did mommy give you eggies in my mind all day that should be punishable by law like that's fucking crazy dogs there's dogs in casinos i didn't know you could bring a dog to a casino people walk around with a fucking dog in a casino is so crazy to me i know we need to get away from our dogs we need to get away from our bad stuff as well as our good stuff i think we need to get away from our good stuff more than the bad stuff no offense to our ohio listeners but i think if from Ohio, having a dog is all you got.

50:43You know? There's not much. I mean, there's not, you know. No offense taken there. I get it. Shout out to Cleveland. You know, shout out to Cincinnati. Of course, they've given us so much great stuff. I flew to Columbus on Southwest. Columbus? How could I forget? The great state of Ohio. The great state of Ohio. But I just don't think that, I don't think there's much action there. So if you don't have a golden retriever, what's the purpose of living, really?

51:06Jason Stewart:Football. College football and dog ownership, I guess. college football is the Ohio State University which we taught you about the other day yeah I learned I learned about the Ohio college football shit is really no joke it's like an infection I know who are we talking about that with who was saying that and I got it we were talking about it on the pod the last pod or one before that it was definitely not the podcast with Matty Diaz or Haley Benton Gates but we did say the Ohio State I feel like it was very recently. It was recently. I don't think we would discuss college football with other of those women.

51:44No, I don't think so either. I don't think so either. Who knows?

51:47Jason Stewart:I like getting away from, you know, just whatever, getting away from the screens on vacay. Dude, LA's fucking crazy, bro. I have to come down to Orange County, brick up, and just kind of like. Brick up? But Orange County is like bricking your life, though. You know what I mean? Like you have to. Yeah, you brick your life. You don't have to be around anybody that's not white. It's so sick. that's that's exactly no no no laguna beach has a very strong indian population i i know that from i i do know that but i did you yeah because when we stayed at the um the ritz there they they had all these weddings and there was a great indian restaurant in the hotel and i was like what's up why this is such an interesting choice and like oh no it's like a big this is huge in the indian community this is like a hot spot it's like oh i had no idea yeah restaurant was banging i guess Because I was thinking about it earlier.

52:36Jason Stewart:I would come here when we were teens and go to the Krishna temple, which is Indian adjacent or whatever. And I was like, so why do Indian people love Laguna Beach? And I feel like Indian people are a very meditative, serene, spiritual person. And it's definitely the most meditative city in Orange County. You know, it's very, we're reflecting by the sea and we're eating fresh produce and vegetables and lentils and praying to God and meditating. Nothing I want more than to pray to God and have a hot bowl of lentils. That sounds fucking, that sounds great. I have to go, when I get back, I have to go to, well, I don't have to, I'm going to.

53:22I'm lucky enough to go to Chicago on Tuesday. Oh, lucky. It's going to be so warm. Because snow caps are touring, and I haven't seen. I'm going to miss New York and L.A., so I have to go to one of the shows. But I didn't realize it was snowing in Chicago. Somebody was like, oh, it's going to be cold. I was like, yeah, whatever. I didn't realize it had snowed anywhere yet. I feel like it's been so warm.

53:42Jason Stewart:You haven't been watching football games, bro? It's snowing out there. It's been so warm in New York. It hasn't even been serious jacket weather yet. So I've been kind of out of the zone. Hey, I get it, bro. I don't want to have to wear a jacket, bro. It's happening now. Do you have a snow shoe for this season? No. What's it going to be? I wear the same. If it's really snowing, I wear those Solomon cross country because they zip up the front and they're fully waterproof. Those are my number ones. I got the Nike Stussy boots, which I really like, but they're suede on them. So that's tough. Do you have a more formal winter moment?

54:18Jason Stewart:No. What is a formal winter boot for snow? I mean, I guess like a Danner, like a hiking boot. If you have to go to a wedding at the grill in the snow, what you going to do? Oh, I'm going to wear Belgian loafers and figure it out. I'm not wearing a snow. That is sexy. Go off. Morehouse makes a really cool alpine boot that zips up the front. I've looked at a few. I mean, the classic Red Wing is probably the best if you want to just rock with it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess I always wondered, what does Mr. Big on Sex and the City wear when it snows? Or does it just not snow on SATC? Well, no, when you have a driver, you can still wear your fucking John Lobb lace-ups to the office.

54:59Jason Stewart:The sidewalks are heated in front of Epstein's house. But maybe, yeah, maybe. Maybe, but maybe, I don't, you know, this is a tough question because I don't wear, yeah, I don't know. I really like the Solomon ones because they work so well. But you're right. They're not appropriate for every situation. What do you think about, I've been reading Thanksgiving stuff about how this was the year where we're moving away from drunk Thanksgiving, like I'm going to get wasted to tolerate my relatives, and now it's moved on to marijuana to tolerate my relatives. Is this better or worse? Is it neutral? I mean, that's what society has been doing for the last five years.

55:39Jason Stewart:The cousin walk has finally reached mainstream. Dude, if I have to hear about the fucking cousin walk one more time. What's worse, plug walk or cousin walk? Cousin walk. Nothing is funny about it. Nothing is clever about it. It's also not a real thing. I don't think that like, I don't know, my cousins didn't ever smoke with me. So I was smoking alone. Yeah, because I feel like alcohol is something that brings people together. And I think marijuana is maybe a little more, you know, I'm going inwards kind of vibe. I'm becoming perhaps less social I think for some people After my cuz walk But then if my cousin and I Put a little fucking Tito's in the Martinelli's And we get a little twisted Then maybe we become a little more friendly Let me suggest something that would probably be better for everybody How about a coke walk Do a couple bumps with your cousin You come back, you're chatting to grandma Everybody's getting along We go over to the little The park that has one half court and some of the old people workout thingies.

56:44Jason Stewart:And then you go over there and just a couple little tutors. Just do a line. Whose iPhone are we going to do? But honestly, I think this is a good idea. If you're going to do any drug at Thanksgiving, first of all, Coke is going to make you eat less, which is great. Overeating is unavoidable on Thanksgiving until the Coke walk. Do a Coke walk. Do a couple bumps. I mean, I don't think a lot of people have cousins that cool. I like my cousins quite a lot, but I don't think they would do a bump with me, even in my headiest days. I've done coke at Thanksgiving, though, for sure. Really? Fuck yeah. Do a bump with me.

57:16Come on now. I've done a couple. Yeah, I mean, I just, at certain points, it's like, this is just another night, you know? I'm going to go out afterward, especially on Blackout Wednesday, you know, because you're going out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going out after. Like, Thanksgiving Day, I think bars would open in Atlanta. I think a bar would open at, like, five.

57:33Jason Stewart:So we're, I'm, like, so hurting from Blackout Wednesdays. And then I need a bump just to make it to Thanksgiving for my 3 p.m. dinner, right? I remember having some like Roxy's, like the little blue and just one Thanksgiving just getting fun. I was just my parents. I was scratching my legs so much. They fucking they must thought I had a disease. Oh, he loved the stuffing. Get him some more of that. I was itching for it. I was fucking stuffed. I was fucking both nostrils. I was having the time of my fucking life. Yeah, definitely. I've done Coke at a Christmas thing, too. Yeah, I just, these are just parties.

58:07Let's like really break it down. Yeah. Is your family -

58:09Jason Stewart:There's a difference between a party and a party where all of your family is hanging out at. Who gives a fuck? Family - I will say one paranoid coke heads give a fuck. Let me tell you something right now. At least in my family, I don't think, I bet I might be the, I bet there's one other person at Thanksgiving dinner that's done cocaine in their entire life. So, okay, so you show up yeeted off of - No, I'm not showing up yeeted. I'm going to eat a little bit first. Excuse myself. Do a couple. I mean, you always have to eat before you show up to a public dinner. It's unbecoming to eat. Yeah, you can't eat on camera.

58:46Jason Stewart:Especially as a woman, but it's still tough for you. I'm closer to a woman. Get a good base and then eat. So your family is like, oh, Chris must have had an extra shot in his latte today or something. He's a little hyper and his teeth are a little chattery. Unless your family is really about it, I don't think they're going to catch on to you doing a couple bumps is what I'm saying. Whereas if you're stoned, everybody knows because it smells, your eyes are low, you're giggling. It's a dead giveaway. Coke is the best holiday drug, I would say. Yeah, you're coked up. But then I guess both the Coke and the weed at Thanksgiving, both of you guys are going to forget to drink water and then drink all of your water in one sip.

59:30Jason Stewart:And they're going to be like, something's going on with them. No, you could just be thirsty. That's fine. The stuffing was a little salty this year. How many times have you had a cocaine water sip where you, the whole bottle in one? Straight down. That's next day usually. That's like, that's like after a night, after busting out a ball with the homies, sometimes you can wake up and that Poland Springs is, it goes, it disappears. Busting down a ball. He was on a sick one full of the mad ball. Yeah. You got to take down the Poland Springs. nothing better because the Poland Springs the plastic doesn't have the thickness of a Fiji so you can kind of crumples as you're like a Marvis tube it's a satisfying when you're really sucking it down it's a satisfying feeling because when you have cocaine running through your thick veins you want to squeeze and you don't want to let go do you you're telling me bro oh baby oh my goodness Thanksgiving rocks maybe I'm back maybe I like Thanksgiving now okay Thanksgiving once you don't make it about food the doors open up I completely agree with you okay beautiful well it's time for us to go eat our meals now Chris how long gone we're back next week we got some fun ones next week actually oh do we yeah we do I forgot we got OPN yeah and Roddy oh yeah it's gonna be just the lads December with the lads December with the lads yeah how long gone thank you for listening we're back with more podcasts next week happy Thanksgiving to all you fucking turkeys out there and run your game we're getting ready for holiday party season bro the calendar's filling up I can already feel myself gaining weight it's sick cause I don't have any I'm literally going to Japan the week of the holiday parties I'm kind of I just didn't plan it that way but I'm realizing that now which is fine So this is like going to Charlie's wedding during fashion week.

1:01:28Jason Stewart:It's like, what am I going to do? I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Chris. Well, thank you. Thank you guys for listening. I hope everyone had a dope holiday. Let's get back to it. Monday. We're going to grind. We're going to fucking kick ass. Okay. Love you guys. Bye.

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