891. - Chris & Jason

0:18How long gone? Chris Black here with you. Beautiful Sunday up here in Kingston, New York, Jason. The sun is out. What go on? Kingston in the building. the other Kingston uh but I was reading because I did leave my I forgot my podcast kit back in at the apartment and I was reading today on Twitter that a lot of people uh have returned to wired headphones after they lost an airpod or whatever and they're shocked at how much better they sound wired versus airpod is that something you have experienced I'm I love the the aesthetics

0:51Jason Stewart:of a wired headphone and i love a wired headphone in general but the the apple ones i just don't like them they don't they don't fit in my ear well i never really feel like i'm getting a dope sonic experience i think that i never thought about this before but i use my airpods at the gym and they don't get loud enough they don't get loud the wire the wired headphone gets louder which i find also interesting that's interesting and i'm i'm not crazy like i've i've i've been researching this for months this isn't a a crack like i said i'm not crazy i've been researching airpod bluetooth volume for a month i have i've been i've been researching it equinox for approximately an hour and a half every day and i've i don't have any data necessarily to back it up except i mean it makes sense i get it because you know the first time you you used airpods you're like what is going on here this is some sort of sorcery you know that's true i understand how the sound gets into my ear my ears from the cable but the sound just just straight 5g straight 5g this is that raw uncut 5g it goes into one ear passes through my brain kills my sperm goes out the other ear gives me colon cancer it's fucking it does but no cables bro and then when you're when you're at the gym and you're doing your little rose oh you're not getting tangled that's the only reason i would i would have i would have divested completely from the airpod family of products except for the pro max of course if if the tangling wasn't an issue while trying to get a pump you know i just thought of something please because the bit the bit the floor is yours brother because i used to work out at the gym i'd have my phone or my airpod i'd have the wired headphones i get these panasonic earbuds that were like yeah dollar 15 on amazon i would buy like 10 of them oh you know i would just i would treat them like a white tea but having your fucking four and a half pound iphone 17 pro max in your pocket while you're trying to do your wind sprints or your whatever it just doesn't work so they should make a little like something the size of like an air tag just like a little thing that you plug in and it just straps onto your your waistband or whatever you know the size of like an ipod nano and that's just a transmitter so you can have your phone on a table in the little cup holder in the whatever and then hopefully have that little ipod nano be a step tracker as well wow okay all right well yeah let's let's put these okay let's put these watch losers out of business all you are you garmin steve jobs you listening all you garmin lovers you better run and hide tj is coming with some ideas he said he said first one's free check the wrist though check the wrist though oh you thought that is a yeah i'm i uh but i'm so that means i think we've talked about this before but i'm traveling with three pairs of headphones at all times which does feel absolutely stupid and you still one of those is for your podcasting kit that you forgot no when you went upstate for your little weekend no i i I bring, no matter where I'm going, I have wired headphones for regular use.

4:07I have AirPod regulars for gym, and I have AirPod Pro Max for plane.

4:12Jason Stewart:How many pairs of shoes do you travel with? I try to keep it to one I wear on the plane and two in the bag, Max. And one of those is for sport. Okay. So you bring three pairs. The same amount of shoes you bring for your headphones. You've got a formal, a casual, and a gym. I mean, basically, yeah. Yeah, basically. Chris, there's got to be another way. When you live a carry-on lifestyle, there's not much else you can do. When you wear a size 12 and you live a carry-on lifestyle, there's only so much footwear you're going to be able to shove in there. Ooh, it's giving carry-on. You know how it is.

4:42You know how it is. You're suffering worse than me. How many shoes can you possibly bring?

4:45Jason Stewart:Half. I can bring one shoe. Half? Half? Half? I got a... What the fuck? I got a... The other shoe is dangling. I clip it to the back of my backpack like I'm a fucking high school track athlete. It'd be really sick if you just only had flip-flops at all times. that's all that's all i got my i got my javianus in the bag but that's kind of all i can handle right now i know it's winter but this is kind of what i'm dealing with that's it van slip-ons that's it one pair for everything yeah i was thinking about try this on for size i when you get a new pair of you know shoes vans converse whatever it might be just a casual canvas shoe when you first get them they're too new looking bro you're about to tell me to go asap punky mode and fucking and draw on them no no i don't want you to draw your crush or the pixies on the heel or the soul i'm i'm talking but you know what i'm talking about when you get the crispy shoes of course some shoes you want to keep crispy some shoes you don't want to you don't want to you want to have a patina to them that's right and i was thinking of how to like fast track the patina process well i mean so to me the number one thing you can do you get a new pair of you you know, Vans, Converse, whatever it is, even the Margielas, whatever, you put them in the ocean and then you leave them out to dry in the sun, like a sardine or a sun-dried tomato.

6:10Yeah, a sun bleach is a classic method.

6:13Jason Stewart:But I think it's important to get the microbiomes and salt water and algae and all this stuff, the flora and fauna of the ocean into those fibers to then be sun kissed. I think that really takes it to an extra place. Yeah, it must be. I mean, you're coming from a place of beach privilege, so I just want to put that up there. Well, I've got to say that. You teed me up. A lot of our listeners are landlocked. They don't have ocean access like I do, Ocean Avenue. There's a place off Ocean Avenue. I'm thinking about developing some type of shoe, I guess, shoe patina-ing blend. it's where you have to create you have to bring the ocean to you okay all right not in a tommy all right jason mark calm down all right you're okay here's the thing though here's the thing and i don't know this to be i've never dipped shoes in the ocean let them drive done with other other products there could be some there could be some shrinkage though and that's that's something you that's something you got to consider because obviously one foot's always a little bigger than the other you don't want to come home you don't want to come out with a crispy pair of vans eras you know and then and then the right it's a little tired in the left you can't skate in them you can't really stun it's a whole problem does the shrinkage come from the sun or the sea or a combination i think it's the combination of both i think it's a combination of both but i have not considered shrinkage i don't everything i'm sorry that my mind's on the kind of you know i just i'm a wear test guy so i kind of have to think this stuff through for anyway i'm gonna make a pot of boiling water put in some kombu which is how our japanese friends make dashi which is basically just dried seaweed are you about to say are you about to say you're making a broth for your shoes yes okay okay shoe broth by jason mark does have a nice ring to it not a bad and then you know i'm saying a little bit goes for the vans a little bit put a little tofu in there some green onion you got a nice little miso soup okay so you're so okay so you're so okay one question with with this custom blend jason mark shoe broth is it is it possibly are you saying that even if the shoes are new yeah are you saying that you could have the broth after the boil are you saying you have to have the broth before the boil are you saying that these are two separate pots at the same time because you have such a large nice uh oven and range i say how much of a sneaker head are you are you That's exactly it.

8:42Jason Stewart:You know, it's just like our, you know, do you wash your hands before or after you pee? No, sure. Do you drink the shoe broth before or do you drink it after? How much are you dedicated to the sneaker lifestyle? I think if you're really, really about it, then you have no choice but to drink it after a little bit of that gum has come off. Also, shoe broth, you know, just all the different shoe brands just boil a shoe for, you know, overnight on low. A little onion, a little garlic in there. See how it tastes? The shoe bra thing has legs, though. Shoe bra has legs. But I will say there are going to be some downsides for the Jordan collector community, the Air Force One community, because they don't want creases.

9:23They don't want patina. This is only working.

9:24Jason Stewart:Yeah, this is not for them. No, I just want to make sure that you realize that you're being, I would say, non-inclusive to certain communities. That's all I'm trying to say. Yeah, I went there. What are you going to do about it, sneaker bitches? Okay, StockX Power users. bang jason's line let him know he's in the wrong for this one so what up player how you doing so you're here in kingston kingston yes upstate new york there's a great hotel here called hotel kinsley it's like it's pretty interesting there's like four different buildings like in the same general part of town that they own so they all are a little bit different um but yeah it's an hour and 45 from new york i got this insane um lipstick red cadillac escalade v that sounds like a corvette this is the craziest car i've ever it's i would say it's the craziest car i've ever borrowed it's really something else extremely extremely comfortable but just like full size tvs and the headrest just has all of it okay congratulations unfortunately those free cars they're always a fucked up color huh oh yeah they're always they never black imagine getting a black rental car but honestly it's fun it's more funny because then i'm just sort of like let's see what we get this time it's like it's like open a pack of pokemon cards you know you never know what you never know what you're gonna get yeah we're here we're here we just came for a couple days and then um but i was impressed because a lot of these upstate towns there's a certain you know it's a little bit brooklyn obviously is what it mimics the most but this is the most like they them barista upstate town i've ever seen um but there's there's something i think coincides here it's the best food i've ever had in one of these places like we've been to a handful of restaurants they've all been good like like much better in the town not just the hotel yeah no no we haven't eaten at the hotel we haven't actually eaten at the hotel we've eaten at uh there's you know bakery called rosie's there was like a real restaurant called eliza there was a pizza place last night called lola it's it's all like better than it should be considering where you are you know which is kind of what you look for in these little weekend getaways from new york it's all you got isn't it that's all it's really all you I mean, the weather's...

11:33Jason Stewart:Three hots and a cot up there, huh? Three hots and a cot. I went to the gym this morning. That's when you know you've really hit it. When you go to a gym in upstate New York and you don't see any needles in the parking lot, it's both reassuring and diminishing somehow in both. Okay, this is why we holiday in Kingston and not Syracuse. No offense to our Cabal 315 listeners. Thank you for that, Jason. Thank you for representing for the click. But yeah, anyway. So we're going to drive back this afternoon, but I've been really impressed with the food. There's a place called Village Coffee that is really A++ and the only place I've been with hot employees.

12:09So shout out to them.

12:10Jason Stewart:Okay. That's nice. Okay, this is a cute little getaway for you. I'm sure this was your idea, not hers. Oh, I've been planning this for months. What do you mean? Yeah, I've been working on this. This is in my spreadsheet that I keep on my Google Docs. So this is just one of many things I've planned for the year. On your spreadsheet, do you put how many Yelp, what the yelp review is on the lola pizza yeah i put i put i put the yelp review and i also even pull out some sample reviews that are both good and bad and full text it's so important to get the good and just so yeah because because when you're asking people to click a link that's an extra step you know what i mean it's much nicer it's much nicer to kind of provide that all in the document for the black experience yeah it's different it's different okay so yeah there's there's much going on in the world fuck ice and all that stuff that stuff is is you know i heard them talking about on joe budden today and i was pleasantly surprised to hear guy who learns about this from the joe budden podcast yeah i never heard i never heard about this no they were just really they were repping for minneapolis the way that we do like talking about how how great it is it's a blue state but they cool i yeah i didn't realize that it's sort of i didn't know that the love of minneapolis i didn't know what boundaries it was able to cross you know what i'm saying i I just didn't realize.

13:25Jason Stewart:It doesn't seem like you would bet the house on the Joe Budden podcast big upping Minneapolis. The best thing I've seen so far from this, you know, nasty work from the ICE agents is now that I think people are feeling very empowered to record with their cell phones, them going up to ICE agents and just absolutely berating them in public at any time. And they just can't. They just don't. They can't do anything about it, which is it's strange that they'll snap. Well, I mean, they kind of can. They can shoot you in the face four times. No, but I mean, they choose not to in those. Right, right, right.

14:00Three feet from your face calling you a pussy and telling you to take off your mask. And they are able to be calm. I'm like, this is such an injury. You weren't able to be calm three days ago. Why can you be calm now? It's very strange. It's very strange.

14:13Jason Stewart:I mean, and I guess it's important that people are doing that because that's all that we really can do is shame these people into thinking that, hey, maybe. I shouldn't be doing this. I mean, it's the most low IQ job you can get. It's worse than being a PE teacher. You know, it's like, this is the lowest. Don't come for our educators. No, no, I'm joking. I love, I love, I love my PE teachers. I'm saying that it's, it's, it's, I didn't think there's anything worse than being a cop. And then they invented a new job. That's actually worse than being a cop, which is, which is honestly impressive from a innovation standpoint.

14:49Jason Stewart:Yeah. But, you know, the difference being, and I was listening to this on JBP as well, they all had something along the lines of to say, you know, I know I know a couple people that are police officers are good people. They're not shitty, blah, blah. Good cops do exist, even though they're few and far between nowadays. I've never met one. But no, no. But you cannot say that about ICE agents. No, there are no ICE agents who are good people. i think that i think if you yeah i think if you i think there are people that still choose to be cops because i think they can help people yeah i don't think i think people are enjoying ice because they they're down they don't have any money and they want a job or they want to kill yeah i think there's part of that but i mean i don't do it it's just so all that shit is so crazy the video is so crazy it's all so fucked it's yeah i guess in some good news freddy wop out this episode of how long gone is brought to you by squarespace jason all i do all day long when I should be doing my little work is click and surf on different websites that I find on the World Wide Web.

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19:03Or do you think he's going to wait? Do they beat him with a chain when he left jail? Is this a Max B situation? I didn't really see what the vibe was when he was out.

19:12Jason Stewart:I think Lil Fetty's going to keep a low pro, hopefully. I mean, I don't know if he's going to go back to selling drugs and guns and stuff like that. but i think hopefully for him his music has continued to you know get streams and stuff like that maybe he's just had you know he's got those spotify checks a little mailbox money the royalties over the last few years he hasn't been able to so it's just like been sitting there you know what i mean so he's got a nice little no i'm sure he's had several baby mama who spent all his money while he's been in jail but i like that yeah in theory you're right in theory he should have because those songs are that's a good point i'm sure those songs do very well on streaming i mean that's like yeah he had a couple real sort of i think those are going to exist forever type songs women have a real soft spot for 1738 when they hear that in the club jason gets the people going this and us he said oh if it's looking a little dim in here i just put on feddy and all of a sudden his hose only on the dance floor i just wonder yeah i wonder what he's going to do because obviously the sound has has changed and developed in a bad way i would say since his reign on the charts i wonder if he can come just do the same shit he was doing and people it'll resonate because it's it's still it's like different now basically still we need him yeah hey feddy save hip-hop feddy is what i call my siri that's i think he could save i think he could save hip-hop but i'm glad to see i'm glad to see that we freed at least one of the guys i mean it seems like what every day now the guys are being free um ali wong bill hater finally split after two years what all right so jason as a as a as a white man in a relationship with an asian woman what do you think that that bill did wrong what pushed this over the edge besides his absolutely bleak outlook and demeanor what do you think that he did the set ali wong one of the most annoying people on earth what was too much for her dick two bomb i've heard that about him yeah i've heard that about him i've heard because who was it don't sleep who was it that said rachel rachel bilson i think said yeah like after dating all these baddies she said bills and when they hit it right yeah that's right that's actually so cool it's so so cool but the problem is you know it's kind of like um you know like in superhero movies where they have to like access their superpower but it like really hurts them you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah in order for him to truly tap that correctly he has to access like a dark place that he's been working through with therapy and ssris to avoid so every time every time he beats every time he beats up the welbutrin sort of does backflip yeah it looks like superman in the kryptonite he's gotta you know take a couple days solo time rest up you know get all iv fluids and all that stuff that's why that snl schedule didn't work that well for him i get it it's it's kind of a full-time job in a lot of ways okay bill said i could write i could act i could beat it up i can't do all three okay so you're saying that bill bill hater and ali wong broke up because she was basically just like it's too it's this guy is just beating up she gets it's taking my mind off of work i can't focus my black scent is suffering i gotta i gotta i gotta focus i gotta focus is what is what you're saying i i think that wong is a is a serial dater i don't think she's ever gonna you can't tie her down and i think she's gonna be running through these white boys for the rest of her life she's gonna eventually land on someone who's like a real goofy guy to match her goof because bill is like a funny goofy guy but he's also like severely depressed and a dark yeah humorous person she needs to meet get with somebody who's like a little more clowny you know what i mean a little more silly do you have any any since you're such a you're so deeply involved in the comedy space is there anybody from the kind of stand-up or comedy acting world that you would you would prescribe marcelo oh okay marcelo fresnel that's he might be a little young but maybe she needs that okay this is a good this she needs yeah she needs to try all the flavors but i mean i i'm just imagining that bill at one point was like all right i'm out yeah you know what i mean definitely i don't i'm not saying that he broke up with her but i'm saying that you know i'm hearing some rumors that you know was was that were they fighting when rob reiner's son interrupted him i mean i think that's a rumor that people want to be true but there's not really any i don't think there's any basis for that either but i i can't yeah there's no basis for bill haters had a tough couple months and and that is i think we'll pray for bill that's that's on god i don't know if the wong is just that good but i dating her seems insufferable oh i mean think of look if you think it's bad dating us or being married to us think how bad it is dating ali wong you know that's that's we're bad she's worse it's it's impossible whitney cummings probably the the only one who would be worse than dating ali wong i don't know if i could make it through a dinner with her she She's marrying a professional skateboarder.

24:21You know that. Yeah, she's marrying... I hope he doesn't listen.

24:25Jason Stewart:Sorry, Brad. No, he's not like one of our boys. He's more of a core. Chris Cole, he's more of a classic core skater. He's not really in the pool guy world. Okay. But it's an interesting pairing. Because I feel like she's probably dated all types as well. Chris Cole, you got a damn million followers on Instagram. Oh, Chris Cole can skate. He's very good at skateboarding. Damn, I'm looking at his IG. He's got a limited collab of his own knives. Sick-ass knives. Oh, that is nice. Wow, he's branched out. Okay, go off. Go off, Chris. Go off. Go off, Chris. Scooter Braun, frustrated by athletes, constantly sliding into Sydney Sweeney's DMs.

25:05Jason Stewart:Incredibly disrespectful. I saw a tweet that said, I'm sure this will stop them. I saw somebody else. Letting people know he's frustrated. I saw somebody else say, if your man's name is Scooter, you're single. Yeah. I mean also true also true because he could change his name at any time I think that I I think I mean I guess he could have I mean it's a little a little late now but it is a little I mean so what when he was 20 he could have changed it do you think that he do you think he can hang on to a baddie a-list starlet or do you think that his ego and it is too fragile he can't handle you know Wimby sliding in and saying let me get on your jet ski works every time that line let me get on your jet ski i think that he will be able to weather the storm for let's say another like nine ten months and then it'll they'll find him at a time where he's emotionally fragile whatever it may be going on in his life and he will be hit with a jalen brunson dm or a whatever it is and it'll just one step closer to the edge i'm about to break and it's going to push him over he's gonna do the thing where he cries and snot comes out when he's yelling at her and she sees a new side of him that she can't forget he imagined that catching that outside of georgia baldy oh i mean i think that they are i unfortunately i think they're sort of a match made in heaven um and i think it could work out long term if if scoot can get past his jealousy because i think she wants to date like a rich guy who's not totally a civilian but also not an actor like if she wouldn't date an actor or musician she would just do that scooter is perfect for the job though that's what i'm saying i think scooter is the right man for the job because her ex-boyfriend was like a scammer restaurateur you know not that we we don't know anybody like that um so it's so it's half of our friend group yeah so i think it's i think it's like this is the right man for her and there are other archetypes but it's nice that scooter is not like a tech like to get that kind of money usually you got to be like a tech guy or it's got to be from your family scooter whether you like him or not i mean he sort of got out the mud i mean i'm sure his parents have bread but he got startup money he's he has um you know every celebrity on his contact list and he could walk through the airport without getting swarmed it's kind of the dream actually he doesn't have to put his uh ald jacket over his head while he's riding on the golf cart through jfk he might not be he might not be he might not be beating it up like hater but he's got a lot of he's got a lot of checks in his column yeah little scooter dick game not bomb who's gonna be the who's gonna be the first rapper to say hit it like hater though that needs to be somebody somebody needs to take that from us now and the fact that hater rhymes with hater i mean that's god's plan volumes of material to work god's plan i think um the rappers if unless we start rapping i don't know if it's gonna happen so either yeah i don't think so either i don't think so either jason that's a pretty safe and fair safe and fair bet uh i i did go to see the the industry premiere on thursday before we came up here oh yeah the which us civilians have to watch it tonight only on hbo i i mean i loved it it was great but it was a very um it's it's uh because i had seen conrad like i don't know maybe four months before and he's like oh it's really they really let's get away with some stuff i'm like okay bro you know like what is that what does that even mean and let me tell you something they really let him get away with some stuff and i i i was um i was even i was aghast at some of the can you give us a is it is it let's just say you see this is it on the level of heated rivalry let's just say you see the star of the show uh put on a giant uh black strap on dildo um and prepare to use it on another cast member let's just say that well yeah i mean i guess on the last season yeah we saw homegirl's dad's fully erect penis while he was getting top in the yacht and i was like damn i'm seeing like a 65 year old guy's hard dick right now that's something that's hollywood baby that's hollywood but yeah it was it's good i think it's gonna be i mean i think the reviews are like amazing um yeah i was i was watching the last like the last whatever three four episodes of of season three to just uh you know make my edible brain remember what what had happened kiernan's in it a lot and i guess the first but the first the first episode is is pretty funny it's pretty in that i forgot just how good the show was man yeah i know it's great i know it's rare i mean i haven't look if you i know that we've received a lot of feedback saying talk about heated rivalry and i still haven't i'm i still watch it let's let's make a no we gotta let's watch one episode It's too late now.

29:53Jason Stewart:It's over. It kind of is. Like, is there anything that can be said that hasn't already, right? Well, and once Fry dissects it for The New Yorker, there ain't nothing we're going to add to it except gay jokes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we pull up to the kill. It's nothing but bones. The New Yorker's already picked at it. Fry's already had her way with it. Yeah, because our skill set as fast movers in the podcast space, three episodes a week, not a big deal, is to hit it before anyone else has a chance to. but this one it's giving sloppy seconds i will say that um at the like our moms have probably watched it by now you know definitely but at the so at the industry premiere one of them was there yeah i saw i saw both of them last night last night i'm sure although one of them that was there was getting more attention than any member of the industry cast at their own premiere but something i i was talking to someone like an agent type and i was like what are these guys like what's the deal he's like they didn't have agents until two weeks ago they have like nothing lined up they're just now they're just getting inundated with offers but there's no like it happens so fast there's like no plan yeah which is pretty which is fascinating they're just getting offers now yeah but it's like they're gonna i just don't know man i feel like hopefully they've partnered with somebody who has a great strategy for them i i i don't want them to fumble these yeah fumbles canadians i'm i'm worried that they're i'm worried that and again i haven't watch the show they seem pretty like they seem to have good attitudes and are pretty like yeah i just i guess what i'm saying is i think that this could hurt you as much as it could help you like this the speed of this is so is so breakneck and so crazy and you have to try to keep your head on straight but also the way that it seems that hollywood and celebrity moves it's just sort of like if you don't do something immediately you're just forgotten about because there's going to be a new version of this yeah it's a difficult thing to navigate hitting zero to 60 without getting whiplash like that and crashing the whole thing but the ab i guess like one of them did you know like good morning america or something and it was it was like harry styles level pandemonium yeah yeah yeah and it's like throwing their underwear at him and shit on the street it's six episodes of a tv show that was on crave it's insane it's insane that like it's just a real testament to how the internet can drive something like over the line in a good way in a bad way with like immediacy yeah and i think it's uh the interesting part about it is it makes you you know like people would say like oh punk rock the you know the the real big part about it was that it made you know thousands of people think i could i can start a band now when you hear sex pistols for the first time yeah yeah yeah yeah this tv show the idea of it is enough to propel it into success the show itself no one says the show is good they're just like omg i watch it that's kind of true dude you're right just just the idea of like all right two hot guys who are hockey players the straightest sport you can think of are low-key gay and they have sex with each other and that's the pitch and then someone is like okay yeah that's gonna work and like how what let me see the script i don't know it's just they're gonna fuck and play hockey okay um let's do it good enough for me i mean well when you're doing it like what happens in the show every seven to 14 minutes they they fuck that is actually really okay that's a great point no one has mentioned i've never heard any one mention of of any plot or like what happens never not once except it doesn't matter no it doesn't and i think it's i think it's cool and i think it's really cool for like a low budget weird canadian thing to just sort of hit like this because the you know the stars aligned i think it's i think it's all great and very interesting i wonder if anyone else is like are people scrambling like all right definitely oh my god like log cutting championships but they gay oh 100 yeah truck drivers but they gay yeah just think of the straightest stuff and make them let's let's think of the gayest stuff and make them straight i can i can i can see it now chicago fire santa monica boulevard you know there's like a whole there's a lot of ways we could do this you know chicago fire palm springs there's a lot of ways there's a lot of ways to kind of switch up the style you have a really big hose six seven you know stuff like that stuff like that when you say when you say dialogue doesn't matter you really mean it in this case you really mean it don't matter all right so you went you went to the party you went to the the best performances party the yearly hollywood is just on the amount of parties that are happening the last two days in la for the awards the wrong weekend to go to kingston brought i'm on uh i think i picked the right i didn't get invited to the bafta amazon tea so you know i can't i can't do i can't be ever once you know it is not not amazon tea it's giving amazon tea um yeah i mean i didn't go to any um other parties just just this one mainly because i didn't get invited to the chanel party or taylor swift's sourdough party or any of the yeah before we get into the w before we get w there's so it says so taylor swift had some sort of gathering at the bird streets club in in la and everybody leaving the party also the the person's photograph the most with she she brought her home-baked sourdough bread to give to her friends at this gathering.

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Go to ShipStation.com and use the code HOWLONG for 60 days for free. 60 days gives you plenty of time to see exactly how much time and money you're saving on every shipment that's shipstation.com code how long shipstation.com code how long she got her elbow bakery on and said all right i need to make 400 loaves of sourdough so she made the loaves and the best picture one of the best pictures i've seen in the last year is somber leaving somber obviously hasn't had a piece of bread in 10 years look at him somber leaving taylor swift's dinner party with a loaf of sourdough clutching it like a pack of camel lights first time he's ever held a loaf of bread do you think he's ever been to a grocery store i bet he hasn't because he grew up in new york so it was either fresh director of bodega i bet he's never been inside a grocery store he's never been to a grocery store but you said you talked to you talked to someone last night i talked to danielle uh and she said that she said the sourdough is good i was like yo you got to tell me you know real eater to a real eater is does the sourdough actually hit and she's like yeah come over get a slice it's really it's actually good you know who knows if she's being truthful we'll see obviously you can't tell the truth about taylor swift in any way but she said she wants to come on the pod and we can maybe probe her about that see what the uh see i think she's what the crumb structure is we've tried to see what her fermentation moisture levels we've tried to have a heim on the pod for two years and no one will do it so i'm a little sometimes i'm just like like a grease pig those slippery heim sisters i'm like somebody's lying to you you know what i mean someone someone is lying to you someone's lying to you they're all lying to me but whatever it's fine they'll eventually come on at some point um but yeah i mean what it was uh it was i would say this was the best w magazine party that i have been to and you know we've gone to whatever three or four of them now this one was was actually turned because it's it happens the day before the golden globe so people don't want to really like get crazy they don't want to rage because they have to be on national television tomorrow and do press and hair and makeup and all that shit but imagine being hung over and nikki glazer making fun of you oh baby that's fate worse than death can't live through that but people were actually turning up shout out to ross and uh and harley for doing a good job djing and it was i was drinking um oh yeah i was talking to john uh jonathan alana's boyfriend and uh he he put me on to champagne splash of vodka i think he said it was called a marilyn monroe because that's what she would drink and it's that's the nice little alcoholic the most guy who grew up in hollywood should i've ever heard of my life that's the most my dad was in the business should i've ever heard i love it i read about it in a book that my dad gave me yeah but it reminds me i used to drink um sangria and i would like to me sangria is such like a party beverage it's like a turnip like jungle juice kind of vibe to me but it is just like half orange juice and half red wine so like essentially it's like the amount of alcohol that you'd have in like a coors light so it's just kind of like well i drank 12 of these and i'm not even buzzing cousin so i would i would spike the sangria with like a whole bottle of fucking tequila in it and there's so much other stuff going on in there that you don't really taste the tequila it just makes it a little more turnt up and this is a similar vibe to where champagne just won't get you there fast enough you know that sounds but then you still look chic and that you're just like i'm mincing around a party with my little flute you know what i mean i don't have a problem twinkle toes tj with his little flirty that's it that's it yeah i just put i just put this stuff in my drink it's called like gh something but like it really works so it's called the maryland monroe it's actually um a splash of vodka champagne and then a lot of molly powder it's the best you kind of just that's right you just let loose you have a good time you're able able to dance you know it's easy it's called a tesla and tonic it's just a this is just a ground up red pill but i liked that i like that i saw a picture of jeremy allen white wearing just a leather jacket yeah i i ran into him in the uh in the on the staircase we had a little brief chat oh fuck his friend was wearing a sick ass hat i don't remember what it was um but yeah he was of course looking sick and effortless effortless in his leather jacket and jeans while everyone else was in their tops and tails it's nice to be able to pull that off i wonder i can't see who made the leather jacket it has like some embossing on it i'm sure it's louis vuitton probably is my guess but yeah because he'll he'll walk up to the the front front desk and be like what you're not gonna let me in yeah what are you gonna do what i thought move move move did you get hot stuff coming through you're sounding a little bit hungover but not extremely are you did you get twisted oh yeah i'm oh you did oh yeah i got after it brother man what time did you get home though not that late we had um we had a 6 45 res out at the tower bar shout out to al for for blessing so we were up in there you know a couple martinis in before the 8 p.m party started you know maybe we got a little something else maybe we didn't and uh bro are you trying to hold on bro are you trying to be coy with me you ain't fooling anybody bro i mean i'm trying to not be that coy okay so you did cocaine go ahead yeah but i mean it was just like it was more loot like people were not like because there's so many celebs there and everyone is just like what do you what do you do at this party you just stand around and stare at benicio del toro because he's standing right there like what else can you even focus your attention on but for some this year you know like there's some like j-lo was there leo was there like it was it was top of the top but everyone was just like chilling and everyone was smoking everyone like the party it usually ends at 12 and it was going till like 1 1 30 like people were still hanging out letting it rip so i don't know i don't know why or what happened that's like sarah sarah sarah had to put down her credit card for incidentals so that's gonna be rough if we go after 12 there's gonna be a search i know just do it let's do it sub stack will pay for it there's gonna be an extra charge if benicio keeps smoking in the bedroom that's really funny yeah shout out to sub stack i saw that lon del rey was there were you able to get but her man was there so you had to kind of keep it under control her man was there i didn't i know i didn't see her at all i was i was hanging out with daniel yeah based my buddy for the night was daniel uh one oh tricks point never we we got to really post up and and politic and he was like oh shit there go lana and i was like oh damn and then we just kind of talked about her for a while but yeah you know i didn't i don't i mean that's how many people were there in such a small space i didn't know or see i just thought that in particular i just thought that in particular is because she doesn't really go to much you know what i mean like that's that's not somebody has no reason to be there that's not somebody you see out and about very often especially with but the so the the um gator chaser uh has has grown his grown his hair out a little bit and i i just you know guillotine it's not great i think you should go back to short but look who am i to say um who am i to say but that sounds fun i am upset i am upset i missed it and it's um you know my safari got canceled so i couldn't it's just the plans were it's fucked it's fucked but you know next year we'll be back next year we're back i couldn't go to the golden globes party because my safari got canceled literally literally um but also shout out to my new bestie wolfgang tillman it's it's it's it's wolfgang tillman's with an s the s is silent now it's he tells his inner circle that the s is actually silent s is silent me too i go by crit now so if you could just kind of he said i'm not a till boy i'm a till main till man man but yeah we i was i was just like talking to him i didn't know i didn't know who he was i mean i know who that name is but i i didn't i couldn't put a face to the name and we were just he was like looking at me because he's a tall guy and we're standing next to each other we just started chatting and blah blah blah and then we went and grabbed a drink and we were hanging out and then and then jeff hennie was like do you know who that is you're like some you're like some gay guy that had an accent i don't know fucking know good line um and then i was like oh yeah oh bro big fan big fan blah blah blah and then i was like i gotta i do a podcast my co-host is on your dick and uh and he's like yeah i know chris has been a problem at the house and stuff like that he's on a couple my guys have to he found my address on reddit he is there since he's kind of been there since so it's been a problem for us he's on my lawn and he sends me these notes that says your your work saved me and i'm and you know so we i had to say that you're cool you're actually not like crazy thank you for that jason that's big but the best part he gave me his business card and it looks so 2003 it looks like the most it's so good that's i mean that's exactly all of that having a business card at all and then having it look like 2003 is exactly what i want from him i was hoping that it would be a more of a personal email address instead of you know fucking studio at wolfgang.net or whatever it is but you know c 'est la vie the first step of a long journey um i got to hang out with fellow podcaster math bellany they let they i didn't know they let him into stuff like this lauren sherman had to pull a couple strings get him in oh man but he was he was there with with his producer craig yeah it was very funny talking to to them in the middle of a celeb party and they they were talking to me as if we were on a podcast but instead of talking about people out in the world in the ether we're talking about people that are standing next to us yeah yeah so it was a very interesting meta moment because hearing their two voices is just like you know if you listen to their podcast the town then you know the vibe but you know just like dude speculating on what's happening in the entertainment industry those guys can't those guys just gotta relax you know what dude tonight tonight's not the night to talk about fucking you know china i also you know just just quickly marty supreme is over bro we haven't heard a word about no don't say that to my man daniel he said he's there's still a couple more squeezes on left on the vine here oh he's gonna be fine i'm not worried about him he's fucking he's a generational talent he's gonna be just fine i'm just saying to you that that the way that we were inundated with that for three straight months and then it came out and you don't it's just crazy even the big waves crash is what you're saying i'm not saying it's good i'm just saying like there's no way to it's just really once something like that hits the peak and then it's out it's just there's no way to keep the conversation going it's impossible basically i mean i guess the only way i i think the the timing of when it came out might help it or hurt it as well because the by the time the award cycle comes around for it people will be like you know like when i feel like we're on like the fourth year of like wicked being nominated for awards yeah i know there's a sequel but you know what i mean like there's some movies where you're just like bro that came out so many you know 18 months ago and now i have to hear about it all over again but it's geese it's geese coming out in 2024 you know it's the same no no i i mean it'll be fine obviously and i think it can be you it's there i'm not worried about them at all it's just a crazy thing to think that's all we could talk about or hear literally two weeks ago look i'm just i'm just happy that we are talking about that instead of every everything everywhere all at once or or these fake movies that win all these awards and people gas up that are just awful i i had i was talking to daniel um one of tricks the two directors that made everything everywhere all at once you know came up to him and he had um he's like a bald kind of like dorky guy he had a beer in his front shirt pocket and he was like dude soundtrack for marty was so fucking i forgot what word he said oh he's like oh bro your soundtrack for marty slapped yeah that's sick he's like bro your soundtrack actually i love that that's really cool that's really cool that's the highest compliment you can be paid only cool thing the daniels have ever done no shit did you uh i needed to talk to you about our friend bb rexa because she was she you know that she's stuck in the kia asylum and she said what if what wouldn't it be so cool if kia the motor sport the motor car corporation was like this is changed the name of their dealerships to asylum so it said i heard sabrina got out zara charlie they left they never look back and my fat ass flop ass is still in here and i'm like i like it i like it too you couldn't have said it oh you couldn't have said it better myself and thank you thank you bb and the other thing that we got to talk about get your deprecation on bb yeah go get that mode the other thing i love a fat bitch that knows exactly what her role is in the in the world in the game play that card play your part we love you for it just don't put out any more music just figure something else out no that's the thing her doing this is going to release the you know whatever in her brain to make her create the artwork to make a hit that will get but i i want her to be like i don't want to escape the kia asylum i want to run the asylum you know what i mean i want to be the the baddest bitch in the kia asylum that's a good that's actually a good plan for her because which makes her the people's champ you know what i mean do you think because robin's flopping she's back in the asylum or do you think that she's too old to be a part of the conversation because she's like a legend yeah i mean i think she has she has immunity she has kia immunity no actually she's vaccinated against kia so she she should be good to go thanks to dancing on your own you've been dancing on my own robin got her kia shots and they should be good i think until like 20 29 until she has to take the test again and she can still get measles in stockholm but she's definitely fine as far as the the key asylum goes uh the other thing my girl robin she is flopping um i think hopefully not just physically around on the floor during her late night performance but you mean her first song her first single up the new album i think is doing well and like it was received well there's a jamie xx remix that people are feeling like it's a good robin song and everyone's happy single number two is where she you know she used to kind of get her hip-hop on a little bit get her rappity raps going and i think um you know just for a millionaire woman in her 50s you know head to toe comb we don't want to hear her going hip hop a hippity yeah yeah we don't no we don't we don't i want you to do some sing some fucking lesbian shit that's all we want that's all these women do she's she's the og of singing lesbian shit um speaking of lesbians she's a remy ma of white chicks speaking of lesbians bow and yang um and his his podcast partner matt rogers uh are in trouble jason because they uh said that you shouldn't donate to a certain political candidate jasmine crockett down there in texas i was today years old when i learned who the fuck jasmine crockett was but this is what happened this is what happens when your audience is too woke and and just for lack of i hate to use that word but you you should not saying in passing you shouldn't donate your money to a candidate you don't like that's definitely going to lose is that that should not get you hung up out to that's not get you hung up to drive that you're getting stoned in the town square for saying don't donate to this candidate that has no chance of winning is i don't want that's like the woman who said the woman who was on camera like saying the the the woman that got killed in in minnesota by ice like sort of deserved it because she was white right like this shit is getting too crazy bro like you can't these guys are let me tell you something you're on a podcast and you're talking and you're saying stuff like of all the things these guys have said i'm sure this is probably low down the list of things that are actually problematic yeah i i actually i stand with matt and bowen on this like i think they're getting wrongfully uh wrongfully hung out they need this this is this is their squirrel jam this is their horses cat fucking you know they needed us to cull the herd but to me their their cardinal sin was very similar to when let's say you know one of your nieces falls and hurts themselves yeah and they look to you if they should start crying or not yes and then you know what i mean they should have never apologized because that lets their you know the their most annoying fan base it's so it's an admission of of wrongdoing and you know if you're if you're gonna say something like that stand up stand by it and if you if if people who are too sensitive stop you know patronizing your arts then so be it you know what i mean you can't please everyone also these guys are comedians for christ's sake like this is not like this is not on msnbc they're not they're not this isn't in the new york times it's literally like it would be really cool if they went back and they they're like you know what i take my apology back i don't take back what i said i take my apology back people are people are like well you don't even live in texas it's like okay bro yeah okay so so now we're all gonna not comment on things that happened outside of our fucking metro area like get a life no one no one on earth that podcasts for a living i don't live in venezuela but i can have thoughts about imagine if we were like sorry if it's not happening sort of in the very in the new york general area the la general area we can't talk about like what even in your voting district how stupid can you be and of course they're not political pundits like most people that talk about politics publicly are not political pundits at this point that's you know for better or worse that's the the disease of social media i just think bowen i think bowen and matt i think this honestly might bring me to them like i might have switched my whole style up yeah bowen matt like yeah take back your apology and then come on down come on down the water's fine it's fine over here it's fine over here you don't need these these people are gonna look you're fine like as long as you keep hanging out with arnie grande these people are gonna follow you yeah this this will not fuck your money up whoever is gonna be really but hurt about that you ain't getting to check off of them any damn way no no no no no no i i did see a um i did see a a tip jar um here in uh kingston you tell me in upstate new york there's there's tip jars with quirky funny messages written on them it's not quirky or funny jason it's a mason jar that says seldom do we hold such an opportunity to transform and reinvent that's a quote from zoron and this was this is on a tip jar and i'm a little confused as to where the what does that have to like what like what is that like usually there's something quirky and clever about separating you from your money you know in a fun way this is just i don't like i don't think giving a dollar when you paid eight for a latte is going to transform or reinvent anyone's life it seems a little dramatic for the tip jar i guess is all i'm saying and also So is tipping socialist or is it anti-socialist?

57:56Jason Stewart:My brain ain't good enough right now for that. Yeah, I don't have time for that. I didn't even do any coke last night. It doesn't feel socialist to have the people pay their service workers instead of their employer. You know what I mean? Or maybe it is. I don't know enough. I don't know enough either. I would hate it. And are we pooling those tips? Or is the hottest barista getting the bulk of them? Let's hope it goes by looks in that case. Look, we're getting ready to go to Mexico, baby. And I'm not even ready to get in the warm waters over there. Down Cancun way. Down Cancun way. No, I'm actually looking forward to it.

58:39I think it's going to be fun and funny and have all of the things I'm looking for. I think if I get to see Wilco three nights in a row, I'm going to hear maybe all the songs I want to hear that are considered deep cuts. Also, quickly, RIP Bob Weir. Even though we aren't Grateful Dead people here in the show, we are happy to recognize their great contributions to music and culture and, of course, graphic design. And they gave John Mayer a second life with men, which is something that I will be forever grateful for.

59:11Jason Stewart:this one's for this one's for you bob throw your gds up bob's one of the best shorts wearers we've ever had as well legendary legendary shorts wearer has the has the thighs out at all times and i think he's going to be greatly missed um not just by fried losers um but yeah we'll see we'll see we're linking up in mexico yeah and this is my version of uh r &b's kalela posting on twitter where to tree at. If you're down there in Cabo and you got a little shum, come find your boy, them jeans. There's going to be plenty of rich 55-year-old guys that live in the suburbs of Chicago that flew down on their PJ.

59:50So we'll be able to get you a couple of... Brother, I got you.