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28:04You know what I mean? Now, are fuckers getting the same? Probably not. Of course. Shout out to the fuckers. I love my fuckers. But I think Jamie XX is the biggest expense. I mean, Shania Twain actually might be getting more. Robin?

28:21Jason Stewart:Probably getting maybe more. I don't know. But either way, Jamie XX comes out with his T, He rocks out onto the stage, plays some vinyl tunes for an hour, maybe an hour and a half. And he's going to walk away with so much money. And he gets to get put up in New York at a great hotel. Gets to hang out, do whatever. His friends can all come and see him every night. I'm sure I'm going to go hit him up for guest list one of these nights. He'll go, you know, hang out sometimes with his friends. Go have dinner. hit the after party maybe maybe not it's just such a sweet deal it's it's i would say that of all people my jealousy is shining through i think jamie xx deserves this actually i think it's kind of the perfect yeah because i think in a lot of these situations and harry styles has done this before he just puts like whoever he thinks is cool to open and doesn't give a fuck which i respect like when jenny lewis was opening for harry styles or like dev hines is opening for harry styles like that's cool as hell to just be like hey do this and i feel like maybe that's it's a similar thing with Jamie XX where it's just but it's it seems it is easier because he's just DJing in theory you know and it's funny because Harry's not the only person who does this but you're you're mentioning like it's cool when he does it but for some reason when like Taylor Swift books you know Haim and Beba Doobie and what you know whatever her version of whatever Harry's doing it doesn't feel as if like hey come on and have fun and we're gonna rock the show and it's going to be all good this one feels a little bit more yeah it feels like i'm gonna no just give me a little bit of blood my tour manager will take that and then we'll just we'll call it even i think that's the best way to to do this probably transactional is the theme of the of this i agree but i also think i mean i i think that's true but i also think that there is a sort of if you've risen to those heights of of uh celebrity and fame and ticket sales as a musician you even even even if you're Taylor Swift, you sort of know that you are the hand of God and can bless someone with like a life changing opportunity.

30:29And if you like their music and think they're cool, like what, what a great thing to be able to do, you know, like, what a gift, what a gift, like, cause your agents don't give a fuck. They're like, we're going to sell these tickets somewhere. It's like, we need a package, you know, like we don't, it's literally up to the artist, which is, I feel like pretty rare. Cause I think at lower levels, it becomes a real sort of how, you know, a chess game of how we can do this to sell as many tickets as possible where that's sort of out the

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32:43Jason Stewart:Zootopia has a secret reptile population. You can watch the record-breaking phenomenon at home. Zootopia 2, now available on Disney Plus Rated PG. And right now you can get Disney Plus and Hulu for just$4.99 a month for three months with a special limited time offer ends March 24th. After three months, plan auto-renews at$12.99 a month. Terms apply. We were talking about Shake Shack Fries earlier. I noticed that Steak and Shake did something interesting. Did you see this? They're offering equity splits for their employees in Bitcoin, and it invests after two years. Let me tell you something, Jason.

33:22As a fat boy, nothing hits. Have you been to Steak and Shake before? No. Bro, that shit absolutely slaps. And there's one near my parents' house. Next time we're in Atlanta, I'm going to take you because the fries are amazing. I didn't know what a smash burger was. They were doing that 20 years ago, 30 years ago. I don't know if I would accept Bitcoin for employment.

33:48Jason Stewart:But I think it's just sort of like their version of the 401k or something or also just simply as a means of having employees stick around longer, not having to hire and retrain people every four months. It's a good idea. and I think that like it feels like a choice made by an independent business where these I believe these aren't even franchised I believe this is just like a giant corporation you know oh yeah I forgot that Steak and Shake their old logo was like very similar to the Nazi oh yeah I forgot about that too like it was like same overall brand guidelines as brand guidelines as the secret service not fucking brand guidelines we should also talk about the the Oscar nominations that came out today.

34:35Congratulations to Sinners for a, I guess, this is the record the most of all time.

34:43Jason Stewart:I think, yeah, I think the most nominations of a film ever. Okay, I'm not, that's still not going to get me to see it, but I'm happy for those guys. I love Ryan Coogler's. I watched it on a plan. It was okay. Ryan Coogler's speaking voice is one of the greatest of all time. And I think that that's my biggest takeaway. It's as if he's channeling a character from Friday after next so good you know like a guy that that smoky owes money to or something you know but did you see this story in new york magazine by craig jenkins about um timothy speaking of craig have you where craig at timothy chalamet being a i'm not going to say the word jason um but we got the yeah the the title the vulture story is is titled timothy chalamet could only wiga out for so long so it's basically a critique of his marty supreme rollout him you know doing druski yes wearing timberlands like whatever you want to say and rapping with a very white guy so i guess that kind of cancels it up but yeah um and and this is like a common theme that people have seen in uh in the world of entertainers you know starting out as a rapper the post malones the jelly rolls You start out as this hard edge rapper with face tats and you're trying to adopt a more hip hop black person style.

36:08Jason Stewart:And then once you hit it big, suddenly I'm country, I'm American. And then you abandon it and then people feel a little betrayed. Betrayed. This feels different to me because he's, I do think when you're born and raised in New York City, it's a little bit of a different swag. Yeah, I don't think Timmy falls into this because Timmy is poly-everything. Yeah. He's pan-culture. Yes. He is equal. He will sing you a Willie Nelson song, a 3-6 Mafia song, a Shania Twain song. He'll do show tunes and jazz standards. And I think he's just everything. He loves basketball and table tennis and Shakespeare and...

36:53Which makes it hard to believe any of it. Bonsai trees. I would say, but I also think that it's true. I agree with you. I think you're right. I just don't know if this is the... It just seems like a weird hill to die on a little bit to me because I just don't... The thing about him that's so frustrating as a known hater is that it does all seem authentic, even though it is obviously in hopes of getting an Oscar and selling tickets to a movie. It feels authentic to me. I don't know why. I wish it didn't, but it does. I don't think he's got a fucking whiteboard in his apartment and him and Kylie Jenner updating it with what stuff he can do and what sort of race that falls under and if he gets it equal.

37:41You know what I mean? It just doesn't feel like it. Right, right, right. Of course, going on Drewski is not going to win you an Oscar. If I'm Timothee Chalamet and I want to win an Oscar, but I can also go hang out with Drewski, I'm going to go hang out with Drewski too. It's fun.

37:55Jason Stewart:Yeah. I mean, I guess another point they're making is how the film campaign is different than the Oscar campaign. And I mean, which is natural if your team of people who do this for a living know who you have to pander to. And when you're trying to sell a movie, you're trying to touch every single culture and age range and sex and gender and whatever. you want to cast as wide of it as possible whereas the Oscar nominations and victories you're trying to specifically speak to Hollywood entertainment industry executives and people that are members on the board they have to be different I think I mean if you're smart they have to be different like I don't think that like I just think that everybody has to do everything now and if you want to have a problem with that you can and there's arguments to be made but I'm a little bit like, I don't, I think you could be exhausted with his sort of campaigning, but I'm not sure if you can pin it on specific.

39:02I don't know. It just feels, it feels like a, a reasonable thing to explore. I just don't know how, I just don't know if other people are going to see it, I guess.

39:10Jason Stewart:I think the New York, the growing up in New York city of it all sort of changes how you how you dress and you know like like you said timbalans that is a you know if i'm if you're walking around in certain parts of the world or the country and you're wearing timbalans as a white person it might stick out a lot more so than you know on the streets of manhattan no and new york it's a winter shoe puffy puffy jackets and tims and whatever you know air force ones like the whitest kids you've ever seen in your life in manhattan are all wearing air force If I go outside on Saturday when it snows, every fucking white teenager is dressed like Jadakiss.

39:49That's just what it – that's just – I mean, honestly, I don't know why. I don't know why. Because it's like – I don't know how to explain it.

39:55Jason Stewart:The option is like do I wear this North Face puffer that is affordable, goes with everything, lightweight, easy to wash, or do I get like some weird like wool overcoat from Banana Republic that, you know, makes you look like an investment banker or something? Yeah. No, that is kind of true. You don't watch that show, The Traitors, right? No, I feel like I should, but for some reason, I've just missed it a little bit. I know that it's quite popular, mainly from following Raven Smith on Instagram. Yeah, I've never seen it, and I don't plan to because it kind of feels like an extension of having game night at your friend's house.

40:36I think that's probably fair. But people love it in a way that's like sort of like when Love Island took over the world, you know, and it was like all anybody could talk about. This is a lesser version of that, but a similar, I'm seeing similar chatter, I would say.

40:50Jason Stewart:It's a game of deception. That's evergreen where I'm from, but everyone seems to be hating on Rappaport. I mean, what's new? People have always been hating on Rappaport, but now he's sort of thrust into the center stage so everyone can see just how insufferable he is. and I feel like everyone loves fucking with him because he always snaps you know like there's a classic video of somebody like throwing a snowball at his head while he's like doing a live vlog or something you know this whole crap with this cancel culture shut up shut the fuck up nobody wants to hear it you've been talking all fucking week you don't care what you have to say just stop talking you got me right in my fucking head asshole He gets knocked down and gets up again so much.

41:42Jason Stewart:And I'm wondering if he's going to have a Kramer from Seinfeld, you know, lapse of judgment, and he's going to snap and just like whatever version of him screaming the N-word at the improv. I think we could only hope. Like is Rappaport going to do, is he going to snap and like. Is he Republican now? Kill the guy or something? He is, right? He's like sort of gone. I don't know if he's super Republican. I think he's like anti-MAGA, but he's definitely anti-Zoron. Well, he wants to run against him. I used to, sadly enough, Rappaport, OG podcaster. I mean, there was a moment where his podcast was really popular, and this is like during the early days, I would say.

42:25A lot of awful people have been doing it for a long time.

42:27Jason Stewart:It's actually true. No shots at us. How long can this guy get the smoke from everyone? Like he's like the villain of the world. Like every single – he has no fans. No, he definitely does. I mean everybody that's that hated has fans or they wouldn't even – trust me. But did you see the video of him eating? He's in the Kia Asylum deep. Definitely. Did you see the picture of him eating or the video of him eating? Yeah. Okay. Him shoveling? That's some of the best shit I've ever seen. Like knowing that you're being videotaped 24 hours a day and not being able to help yourself with the shovel. We've all been hungry.

43:04Don't get me wrong, but he looked like a fucking hungry, hungry hippo character. Dead ass.

43:11Jason Stewart:He has the eating habits and behavior. It's a skill issue. The reason why he's shoveling is because his opposable thumbs and dexterity are not enough to handle the silverware and eat accordingly. He's not so good with the fork and the spoon and the knife just quite yet. So we've adopted like an elementary shoveling technique. And then the irony, I think I saw like a side-by-side photo of like, because everyone is talking shit on Zoran for eating food with his bare hands, you know, in the style of some parts of the world. And then him shoveling the food over the paper plate with his bare hands, you know.

43:50When I was in Japan, I was at the sushi place solo, and the white boy next to me in like a barber jacket and fucking red-winged boots. snow there's obviously things i love too he's listening to this podcast right now was eating was eating sushi with his hands i was like bitch do not like what no you can't i eat sushi with my hands no bro sorry white boys not allowed that's just how it is man no no no no it's it's not i

44:14Jason Stewart:i think this is a skill issue and a confidence issue and it transcends race nope it's not no it does not that is that is not your same way like like this morning carolyn and i were walking around and like two local surfer guys were like telling us that the swell is good today and we should go out and we we told them you know we're not surfers and we're probably not going to go out um but i think carolyn called him bra that's unacceptable if i if i were him i would have if i were him i would have punched you because that's like you got to answer for that you better check your bitch before i check her first bro yeah i swear to god bro i'll take off this wetsuit and I'll beat your ass, okay?

44:55Jason Stewart:So my point is, she said it in a way that was 100 % subconscious, natural. That's fine. But the thing is, in her mind, it came out smooth and natural. In my mind, I was a little bit like, there was a 10 % of affectation going on. It didn't sound 100 % true. And then the same thing, white boy, if a white boy picks up that nigiri, and then takes it down in the mouth, with the right confidence, the same way they know it can sense your fear. The nigiri can sense your fear. And if you grab that bitch, dunk it, and down the hatch. I'm not saying you can't pull it off. I'm just saying to you, when you're in Japan and you're a white boy that looks like Iowa City white and you're doing that, they're laughing at you.

45:49That's all I'm saying. You can do whatever you want. I'm just telling you, The local people are laughing at you. Okay, so what about... They're like, all right, Jiro, chill out. Use the chopsticks, okay?

45:58Jason Stewart:Let's say you look like me, not an Iowa farm boy. Let's say you look like a guy like me, whatever that means. I would love for you to describe that, but we don't have time. We only have 15 minutes left. It translates to long eel sex tourism in their symbols that they would write down. In their symbols. Okay, got it. Okay. But no, chopsticks on the nigiri, it's a, it really, I don't do it because it's a cool thing of like, check this out. You can actually, you know, you can actually eat the shrimp head if it's really, you know, like it has nothing to do with that. I'm not trying to show off. It's because when I pick it up with my hands, it stays.

46:38Jason Stewart:Yeah, I agree with you. I know it's the better. When you grab it with the chopsticks, even if you're a good chopstick user. It falls apart. No, no. It can fall apart. Look, I recognize, I know that you were right. I am just telling you it's like if you walk into a bodega and you're like oh let me get a chopped cheese the Aki way please they're like alright bro alright sure it's the same they're talking shit about you it's like when I go to the you know it's once I learn once I learn Vietnamese and I get my nails done it's over you know what I mean it's a similar okay so you're saying it's giving one bacon egg and cheese sandwich please yes it's that to me that is what I think it is the correct way to do it and it definitely uh helps retain the form of the nigiri right and it's easier to eat i'm just telling you if you're going to walk in there looking like a tumblr post from 2012 you got to be careful about how you act that's the equivalent of uh your mom walking into the hard rock hotel in cancun and saying hola yeah exactly hola how are you guys so good to see you guys where can i get a quesadilla um i wanted to mention i saw a quote you posted something on twitter um there's a video of you yeah there's a video of you it looks like yeah you reposted so i don't know but it's a video of you sitting at like a restaurant you're wearing like a black shirt um and it said you you i mean i don't want to play it but you basically say i don't give a fuck about politics i just want to go do drugs and talk to bitches and i was i was a little that does sound like me that doesn't i was a little surprised that you would say that not because so you're so politically active but i know you're not a you're not a huge drug user obviously a married man so i just i wanted to know is the blowback from the stuff in miami getting to you because it feels like a reaction yeah man that i wouldn't expect from such a calm eel like eel like figure yeah i don't really i don't really club in america anymore it's just kind of torched i'm kind of like i'm in switzerland i'm in chile it really killed me that that's the that's not a quote from Jason, obviously.

48:40It's a really good scene in Indonesia right now. That's not a quote from Jason after he escapes to Bali to start his new life. You're talking about the big clav. That's big clav. And also, enemy of the show, enemy of the state, really. Well, not the state. I guess the state of how long gone. Nick Fuentes said, it would be sick to marry an OnlyFans chick. So I think these guys are sort of unraveling after their embarrassment, their bottle service. After Hitlergate? After Hitlergate, after HHgate at the club, these guys are completely unraveling.

49:16Jason Stewart:Look, you hit them where it hurts. Revoke their access to Miami nightclubs, and what do the Tate brothers have? Dude, it's been... It's removing the wasabi root from the sushi master's belt. I was really bothered by that whole thing, and now I'm like, well, maybe it's for the best because these guys seem to be unraveling and making themselves look somehow even worse, which is more entertaining for me as a bystander. Yeah. So it's sort of working out in the end. God's plan, if you will. Yeah, God's, you know, I think I said on the last episode or the one before that these people, they have 48 months to live.

49:54Jason Stewart:Like, you go down this path. Yeah, any day now one's going to die. Yeah, I mean, there's no way of leveling the plane out unless, you know, I mean, I guess if Kanye is, he's sort of like half tarring like he's doing shows in mexico and korea and like you know different markets where his his troubles and his actions are more forgiven and just he's just more far away from it you know did we talk about this that which was really interesting is that basically the the reason i think the reason kanye is able to choose certain places to still perform and and put out music etc is because they don't have the same relationship to like judaism and the holocaust yeah like they don't know like they don't it's so fascinating to me because obviously it's it's a i mean it's a giant like thing you learn in school but like not in taiwan or or whatever is how it was exposed somebody's explaining this to me like the reason these places are being chosen is not like he's spinning a globe around and you know putting his finger on the place it's like yeah it's places that what what he's done is is not as offensive because they don't know as much or they aren't as aware, I guess, maybe.

51:04Jason Stewart:Right, right. It's not because they... Embrace him. It's not, yeah. It's not, they don't have different political thoughts or whatever. They don't condone it. They're not, yeah, exactly. I just, I never even considered that. Merely a blip on the radar and also places where intense fandom exists to where you're able, you know, the pros outweigh the cons if you're down there. You don't know nothing about that. You know about the World War II, but I don't want to get into the details of it. You know what I mean? I know it happened. My teacher mentioned it, but I didn't really dig into it. I had this in my notes from a long time ago, but I never brought it up.

51:40Jason Stewart:But you know all the weird photos of Jonah Hill that have come out where everyone's like, oh, he looks so different. He's wearing the wig and the crazy clothes. Yeah, for a movie. And there are all the pictures of him saying his transformation is crazy and they'll do the before and after pic. but you know not not every place is saying that he's wearing this crazy outfit and he looks insane with his wig and goatee and all that stuff because it's for a movie and i feel like since a lot of people just are assuming that that's how he looks in real life he should release a current photo of himself so people don't think that he just like looks like zoolander or like lmfao now you know what i mean don't put it in the wire just post it on instagram stories you know me and the kids with a cupcake emoji over their face or whatever it might be you in the gym you know you doing the battle ropes or just something to where i would love to see actually me wearing a fucking uh an o 'neill or you know a body glove t-shirt and a picture of jonah hill doing the battle ropes at dog pound and a rash guard would set the world straight right now now you're right the world Street.

52:49We need Jonah back, bro. I'm ready for Jonah to come back. He's one of the great actors of our generation. The guy needs to come back. I know he's working on stuff, but it feels like it's been two decades since we've heard from him. I know the swells in Malibu are going to be absolutely gnarly. Dude, the Pacific calls, brother. We got to get you back in front of and behind the camera because it's hard out here. I think these paparazzi photos of him

53:15Jason Stewart:from the movie set means that he's doing something. He's in the lab. He's in album mode. No, he's in album mode. And God bless. Because, I mean, based on what's going on out there in Hollywood, we need all the help we can get. I think Jonah could save it, honestly. If Jonah Hill and DiCaprio link back up, everything could be fixed. You don't have to lie about numbers anymore. You don't have to worry about the China opening when you work at a post office in fucking Minneapolis. It'll just be something for the whole family to enjoy. Bring the kids and the wife onto the red carpet again. you know just because because seth rogan he's kind of he was he got all held up and won all the awards and then he got knocked down because uh what paul pamela anderson said that it was fucked up that they were sitting at the same table after he made like a fucked up movie about the worst part of her life without even talking to her about it so you know i was actually surprised to i mean obviously you can legally do that you know but like i thought i just assumed that seth rogan knew enough to know that like just because you can doesn't mean you should and the least you could do is call pam and have a chat especially if you're just going to do it anyway right like if you're just going to do it anyway you might as well call her and tell her it's like the right thing to do sort of just to be like hey just giving you a heads up not not asking for permission because you're already going to do it, but just letting them know.

54:41Jason Stewart:Yeah. I mean, I don't picture myself doing that. If I was in Seth's Hey Dudes, I would just be like, I'm going to make this movie. And then if I run into the person where I made the movie about, I'm going to go like the Jay-Z emoji and just be like, ooh, awkward sauce. And then forget about it the next day. I mean, that's fine. But that's the kind of thing where if you were going to do that and I knew that, I would tell you not to do that. And you would be like, you know what? You're right. I'll call her. Seth Rogen should have 15 people in his life That are gonna say like I see your point but I think you should call her It'll be better in the long run And it doesn't like if you're gonna do it anyway What difference does it make?

55:19Aziz gonna be like give me a call Yeah I don't understand why no one would It's a good point Maybe now he's like the boss so everybody's afraid of him You know he's like got that energy going Or like you can't tell me shit I'm the big dog but I ain't gonna cross jefe it's also like it's all like sex stuff I don't know it's just it doesn't feel super respectful to women and I know that's rich coming from me but I mean it like I just think that's like bad I think it's just bad juju like I think you should not like even if she hates you if you call her and do the right thing at least you feel like you tried

55:56Jason Stewart:yeah it does feel like the last sort of death knell of that era that he came up in where you know the objectification and slut shaming and you know the whore calling you know that was a little much you know much more commonplace back then yeah for sure and i mean i think that like obviously that stuff is for better or worse part of the public record you know what i mean like that's just what it is and like yeah when's the last time you heard anyone call anyone a slut no as in in like a non never in a derogatory literally never literally never but like when we were kids you'd be like you're a slut and then and the whole room would be like, no, that was the worst.

56:36I mean, it's the same thing with a word like cunt. You hear it all the time now, but it's not bad. It used to be like, that's the worst thing you could say. How could you say that? It's like, dude, what do you mean?

56:47Jason Stewart:I heard your dad say it when he was watching the Georgia Tech game. Hey, now, don't. Hey, now. No, no, no, no, no. He would never say that around his Tigers. Over at the Chili's, he'd be like, this awesome blossoms cunt.

57:02Wait, free refills of my diet coat?

57:04Jason Stewart:Pardon my French, Christopher. Go off, cunt. This Casadoras, skinny girl Casadoras is cunt. It's better when it's not giving or serving or blah, blah, blah. We need to bring back just regular cunt, you know? It just is. We can't say giving cunt anymore. That's half-assing. That's saying Wigga instead of Wigger. We got to go. I agree. I agree. Keep it a whole stack. A whole motherfucking stack. Speaking of gay stuff, I can't wait until we stop talking about heated rivalry, but they are the official Olympic torchbearers for the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics this year. Thank God we were able to get them that job before they - Is that the most Italian thing of all time?

57:56I mean, dude, it's honestly like I don't know how much more trotting out they can do before they have to get a job.

58:02Jason Stewart:What's more Italian than two straight guys pretending to be gay? That's Italian culture. Besides cigarettes, that's Italian culture. The only thing more Italian is two gay guys pretending to be straight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Or wearing fake designer clothing. That is also a big part of Italian culture. We don't even have to talk about scooters. No, no, no. Please. no no no all right how long gone jason uh enjoy your vacation happy birthday to caroline i hope you guys have a nice time on the big island um we will be back with more podcasts yeah congrats to caroline ellison for getting free looking like a snap free the guys little batty the guys uh she's out um first day out looking for a munch yeah i guess we'll just be back yeah we're back one-on-one and then we're back next week with some more pods i'm gonna be in la for the for the grammys and we're going to be shooting a shooting another episode of uh of our sort of uh cultural rundown um over in burbank which is exciting we're going to try to get that on a real cadence for you guys moving forward here in 2026 so about content oh and also jason my my uh my magna came today my my pack and i have to say the the lemonade iced tea the arnold palmer flavor makes me feel like I'm at a country club in Alpharetta.

59:24It feels like I'm pulling up on the cart on the 16th hole in the suburbs of Atlanta, and it feels good. I got to say.

59:30Jason Stewart:Okay, so you go up. The Arnold Palmer is in the big plastic sweaty ice-filled jug, and there's a handwritten sign, something that would appear in your mom's laundry room that says, not too sweet. Yes. Just how I like it. Not too sweet. Just how I like it. It's perfect. I was chugging it today at Equinox. like wow this is this is very nice i really like i appreciate the push from a lemon lime or you know whatever the more traditional sort of sport drink make water yummy again is the campaign chris but like i was telling you before over um aol instant messenger wait until you try that apple flavor okay i'm not an apple juice guy by by oh you're not an apple juice guy no no i'm an adult not even a martinelli sparkling on a special occasion i mean maybe when i was vegan and i I got it from, you know, Sevenanda, and it was all we could have as straight edge, you know, but you get that at Kroger, actually.

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