900. Chris & Jason

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2:06how long gone it's a beautiful sunday afternoon in los angeles it's a rare occasion where i'm back in the lab with dj them jeans over here in glendale what's going on man the windows are open i'm checking out his new rig i don't mean body he got a new yeah but you know you already know what it is i've been in the gym i will say you rearrange this room pretty often in a way that i feel like you're still trying to discover the feng shui that works for you i just like switching

2:34Jason Stewart:positions all right thanks for joining us today on how long gone well i mean i i've i think it's always been a hobby of mine since i was a kid just like even when i was eight i'd be like mom I need a refresh and then I just go and I flip what if the bed was here instead of here type shit but now when I'm with Carolyn I'll be like what if this happened and sometimes she'll say like oh yeah and sometimes she's like no and here's why and I'm glad that I have the voice of reason this is your little area though so you get to do whatever you want here. Don't call it little it's a regular size office it is kind of little.

3:12No no no it's a regular size office I just meant your little area because Because I feel like it's just... No girls allowed type shit. It does feel like no girls allowed type shit. Unless they want to get in that sauna. Carolyn just cracks the door and peeks in. She won't walk in fully. It's like a mom when you're 16.

3:29Jason Stewart:She walks by and throws my dirty socks and underwear in here and closes the door. Just closes it. Never looks inside. She picked up in the living room. Never looks inside. Oh, God. It's better that way. So welcome to Cali. I was listening to Joe Budden podcast. they're talking about is four degrees over there is 81 over here this feels unnatural both ways okay like you don't deserve this level of weatherness that obviously but also i just felt like new york the cold was like extreme in a way that i feel like i haven't felt there in years weirdly okay man but i think i fucked up getting those bagels when i got those bagels i think it fucked me up i think i went too extreme so the the famous story last week when you went to because you were craving that courage so bad you had to go but i really i really think that walking 20 minutes each way and weathering the snow was not maybe not okay so you got you got covet 19 but 19 means how many degrees yeah i got cove i i think i definitely had something but i'm good now i'm coming back covet 19 fahrenheit you don't have your uh no i i'm fine i just i've had to stay out quite late and then um when i got here oh no i did it drip right before i left iv yeah or cold brew both okay both but it didn't the drip usually you feel it instantly you're like oh man i'm back didn't i think it was fighting a little harder battle this time is what i'm trying to say sometimes it takes a little more crank on the reel to get that big old marlin in the boat brother but i made the the rookie mistake of riding the city bike in the sludge and sludge well i didn't know what describe what sludge is for our listeners.

5:07Just sort of like the leftover, the snow, the roads are clear, you know, like they've been clear. It's pretty easy to drive them, but there's still a layer.

5:14Jason Stewart:Thanks to Gorilla Zoe. I heard he's been cleaning those streets in a timely manner, right? No, it's quite impressive. Yeah, but there's like a, you know, there's a layer of slush still on the road. And if you ride the bike on it, everything seems fine. And then you look at your bike. Oh. And you got. You got the spray. You got the whale tail. I got sprayed. I got fully sprayed. So you got sludge all over the montclair yeah the montclair the montclair galet is all no it's um you got the white the coke white heli hansen got the epstein parka on i fucked you know how many kids you can fit in that parka talking about getting the getting the navigator i got the i got the not navigator but yeah so i fucked up and i was like oh that's it so then i had to walk home which was a little more also something more i didn't want to do so you know it's funny like sometimes especially if you are in tune with your body like how i know you are you can pinpoint the exact moment where the the virus has taken over your body and you have become sick i just yeah because the mind virus took over about five or six years ago but the regular virus luckily i think i've killed it i had i went to erwan of course as soon as i landed and i i just picked like i think there's one called germ warfare which is sick from the elixir bar yeah speaking of it's a 10 dollar and 50 cent small shot okay germ warfare sick not bad and i i took it and i did sounds like a drudge report headline that i click on about iran very much i didn't know i didn't know i just always expect those kind of things to be gingery and it was not it was disgusting but it really felt like it worked was it some blue spirulina type shit worse than that it literally tasted it's i don't know what i cannot tell you what the flavor was okay it was sort of metallic metallic in in don't let me get my little in my but it was sort of metallic it had a little it had a little bit of like a dude what if there's if erwan had an elixir shot called 5g i'm like what does that do and it's like you know how you have you have any cavities not anymore poof be gone cavities what is in the germ warfare juice at erwan it's it's very small but i think that's why the flavor is so robust this is some good podcasting on a Sunday we got a Grammy it's tough we're not going to be able to really watch the Grammys that much are we we're not gonna be able to finish it I need to see Bieber I know okay yeah it doesn't German colloidal silver I was right colloidal silver reishi tea powder black elderberry garlic extract oregano oil grapefruit seed extract astragalus a traditional herb used in herbal immune formulas and then echinacea as well it did feel like it worked but the flavor was that colloidal silver's down the the the flavor was diabolical i was like i didn't know what i was getting into i just i don't know why my brain said ginger turmeric because it it was like black like the color you're sweet for trying to pronounce turmeric correctly i only i only do things correctly to be respectful i know turmeric is like my version of myriad where people are like it's actually you don't have to say a myriad of it's actually just myriad houseplants I'm just going to avoid that altogether yeah just people with your limited capacity mentally should just avoid using myriad in a sentence I try to go I try to just go nonverbal as much as I can so I don't mess up I'm going to pull up your google doc for book draft number 11 in and do a word search for myriad no there's not i would never type that word out you wouldn't i don't think so i've typed it so many times once i found out you don't have to add of after it that does make it that does make it special that's my honey trap i don't think i've ever typed it i could be wrong of course but i'm about to get killed today because i wrote about the harry styles ticket pricing and i'm just waiting for the fucking the the fans your propaganda i saw that on my email.

9:13Jason Stewart:Well, it wasn't even... It's just sort of like, I don't know what you guys... So what's the plan? You want Harry Styles to fight Ticketmaster like The Cure or Pearl Jam? That's not going to happen. You want him to go up there alone with no band? I just don't know what the answer is. The tickets are definitely too expensive, but they all sell, so what are you supposed to do? We are living in a capitalist society. Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's fair. I think that fans should be able to see it, but I'm just saying, what is he supposed to do? Ticket don't cost... I mean, I think at some point we're going to have to create like a diffusion line for live performances.

9:50Jason Stewart:You know how there's like the Hulu with ads or you can't afford this, so you got to get the little champs. Mark by mark. Mark by mark type shit. There's going to be like, oh, you can't afford the Harry Styles human in concert version. You're going to, it's like when. You stream it. When the Chicago Blackhawks are playing the away game, but everyone still goes to the arena to watch the game on the big screen. you're gonna have like for for forty dollars you can watch we're gonna like project it on a screen on the parking garage at the grove or something really annoying guy that i don't like or find charming that has scheduled this for fashion shows he's like an influencer who wears red lipstick and he does these he's like i'm democratizing and so like they all go to a bar and stream a fashion show oh and i'm just like dude some things just for people who don't have to like for people who have no business going five dollars to the vote i don't think there's any money i think it's like a community like it's basically like oh we're gonna get together at the bar and watch the game because we're all freaks are gay and the game is the celine show on on the it literally looks like they're watching the world cup right right right and it's just so something about is so dark to me well because a fashion show lasts 12 minutes that's true like you're what do you like what Maybe they play highlights from other...

11:09Jason Stewart:Like, okay, we're going to watch the new Celine show and then we're going to do... It was unbelievable. The pick six that Aliyah did. I mean, unbelievable. We're going to do heady bingo and then just kind of take five. It is like that, but I think some things it's just like not... We're going to show McQueen 97. I think it's Stolen Valor. You don't like fashion people coming into our spaces and doing what we do. it's like you didn't you don't invite us to your fashion community you judge me and my sports jersey my derek jeter jersey you think that looks bad let me enjoy my derek jeter jersey in my bar in peace you can't come to the bar you can't come in it's the same thing as well first of all it's the the rupaul drag race at the bar that's the that's the gateway drug and now now we've got the saline show But also, like you were saying, we need the sense of – it's the community is what it's all about.

12:04Jason Stewart:I don't need a community to look at clothes. That's not a community. Well, you don't, but many do. Clearly. You and I don't need a sense of community. We are – We have friends? Well, we have friends. We're lucky enough and privileged enough to have – I am community. You know what I mean? Starring Donald Glover. Privileged enough to have friends. But not, I mean, it's getting harder and harder to have real life friends. I agree. And I like that they're making some effort to not do this on Discord or Reddit. That's true. No, you're right. You're right. Or 4chan or whatever. I find it lame. But when you put it that way, it does make sense.

12:42Jason Stewart:And as long as they're buying wings and fireball shots and doing it. I think it's more of. I don't want them to be doing like mezcal, skinny girl. I think it's more red wine by the glass with fries. because it's in Paris or whatever. I wish it was a little more Wild Wings vibes, which would make it really funny. These wings, the wild wings. If they take over a sports bar, it's just every - B-dub-dub, fall, winter, 27. Yeah, every show is on every screen. It's the mission control. Yeah, I mean, once the gays finally take over, you go to Vegas, here in the sports, just boom, on all the screens. We got Giacomoose in five.

13:25Jason Stewart:I'm going to go take a piss. Get me another fucking Modelo. I can't miss Giacomo. It's so bad. Honestly, I don't think we're that far off from that. Look, I mean, that's more interesting to me than watching a football team play another football team I don't give a shit about. I think that people gamble on anything. I'm not as straight as Chuck Klosterman. Oh, because there's no football this week because the Super Bowl is next week, right? Yeah, we just have the footy. You guys have a down week. yeah i mean i'm i still got arsenal but you know oh jesus um no and the australian open is done there was like the the ukrainian standoff thing yeah that was kind of weird carlito one mr boring and rafa looks like he has a degenerative disease or something dude the i just like feel bad i do too but i mean you just Somebody in his life needs to be like, all right, bro, shave the head.

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21:01Jason Stewart:It's a flex to send somebody an email with no punctuation. I just think people are so surprised by it. I'm like, man, you guys have never met people who email like this? I know. I mean, I would say the spelling errors I'm not quite as used to, but the brevity is something that I'm aware of and I aspire to, honestly. But then somebody told me that my email style was curt. You do have a curt email style, but I know that it's... I don't take it personally. I got nothing else to say. I've said all the things I need to say. What am I supposed to do? That's why we make a good team. You're Kurt and I'm too Courtney.

21:34Jason Stewart:I'm too Courtney. I'm the type of motherfucker that's going to reply saying thanks so much. I will hit the thing. I say I'm polite. I'm just not going to go further than I need to go. If I had a dollar every time you replied with a jovial exclamation point, I would probably have$4. I use exclamation points all the time to the point of it might be bad. I'm not seeing it. Not on my correspondence. Okay. I email a lot. So don't try to pocket check my emails. I'm not the only one you're emailing? I do email other people besides you. Are there others? Tell me now. Are there others? We're in a polyamorous email relationship.

22:11Jason Stewart:It's like those videos where it's like, I'm going to show my wife her hinge profile on our 20th anniversary. I'm like, why do you have Gmail on your phone? Why do you have Gmail on your phone? Wow, okay. Open it. Okay. You have multiple accounts. Who the fuck is Amazon? Something about your credit limit has gone down. Okay. But my favorite is the Elon Musk. I need to party. Him saying girls for the win in an email to Epstein. And Epstein. That sounds like one of your first tweets.

22:53Jason Stewart:sorry my b look not not 100 false girls for the win girls it really does sound like the child took over the but i like that a guy whose job is to provide girls for the win and and he was like oh no i'm sorry bro i i think and because and i think because of that because elon musk is so cringe that he can't even buy him his way into sex with with girls for the win i think the the with his amount of power influence and money and nerd rage it's like a school shooter but he has every gun in the world you know like the potential for like it's like real evil dr evil villain shit like he's so powerful and so scorned and so embarrassed he's gonna have a nerd rage and just like well that's why he has 40 kids with unnamed women that's his get back that's his get back he thinks he got one over on us by procreating too much so his his master plan is to have a master race of musks.

24:08Jason Stewart:He's going to musk the world. Dude, it is just so. And they're going to do his bidding. But also - But it's all backfiring. All of his children are trans people who hate him. Yeah. And he's going to have to kill all of them too. I think that this, the unfortunate part about all of this is it's going to make people that are maybe tend to believe theories that seem extreme, think that everything - prone to conspiracy. Now they're going to think everything's true because this one is. And I'm just like, it's not everything is an industry plant set up. Like this is a, this is maybe a one time. No, honestly, that is like that whole phenomenon.

24:49Jason Stewart:There's a decent chance that that could be sort of the, just the end of society and like human everything. Believing anything. Yeah. Just, well, I mean, and that, and that's why the government has tried to keep so much stuff hidden from the world because you know if you read all those books and talk to all those people they all you know if if if the population really knew what was going on yeah yeah yeah you know blah blah blah that's true and i think now that if enough of these things come through the cracks the epstein shit some ufo shit some jfk shit some whatever shit if it really starts coming to the surface then we will have full skepticism no trust of anything and then it's like you know dog eat dog world out there for sure killer beacon i think that's really the the problem here which is why and i've been saying it i've been getting a lot of flack for this lately we need martial law i'm just gonna say it well i know you were striking on friday i'm sorry that we posted an episode on friday no no no i made sure to post it thursday night nice nice you got okay because i saw that some local businesses were donating they were still open but they were going to donate profits from certain menu items you know there was a lot there it was a real which way western man scenario it was a crossroads with a few different options you could either close down yeah you could stay open and write a 12 page instagram post about your reasons for it or you can do a thing that i saw a few different restaurants do is say that you you have to close that day for maintenance or like some type of emergency which i saw a few places very weird i find the whole thing i just don't know what a coffee shop in cobble hill closing is going to do to reinstate democracy in our country i also think anything that stems from like an instagram post from a graphic designer two days before i just the whole thing is insane to me Like, obviously, obviously something's got to be done.

26:56That ain't going to do shit.

26:58Jason Stewart:Well, I think there's two. You can either just bend over and take it or you can do something and it's either you can protest with how you spend your dollars and with targeted attacks with enough people. Hopefully, you know, you can feel some damage. But this is the issue is that this particular thing is like, you know there are people that can't not go to work. And those are the people we should be most concerned with. Like you, not you. They're building the track while the train's moving with this idea. I'm just like the people that are most affected by this are ones that cannot take off a Friday without getting fired.

27:37Like what sense does that make? Like the people you actually, it just blows my mind.

27:41Jason Stewart:Yeah, do you guys want money for your job so you can live and buy food for your family? or do you want the support from white people in Brooklyn? No, people think, they literally think that, like, I just don't, the way it's all put together and the way that people felt the pressure to participate when it was clearly, like, this is kind of stupid. And obviously it's a reaction to something that's horrible, so I know it's not going to be completely thought out because they're trying to act fast. But, like, who is it? There's, like, a history of, like, organizers. there's a real way to do that this is not that yeah i mean i guess the thing is if there was a a good idea for this you know this has been a problem that's been happening for thousands of years you know in whatever form if there was a great solution for it we would have had one like so many of our problems in life what people's argument is though is that like this sort of thing has worked before obviously like the 60s or whatever yeah and i'm like sure it's not the 60s anymore and that's the i think that's the issue if the problem if the only ways you can protest are with your dollars and hopefully dealing blows to these big corporations and organizations and if you start to you know affect it's like the it's a david and goliath thing one of those little pebbles hits you in the right spot and you see that's a weak spot and we do it again next month we do it every week and then you know those those dollars start adding up and affecting the powers that be some change could be enacted when the only other option is going out on the street protesting throwing a brick through a fucking dick sporting goods and getting bear maced and shot in the face there's you know it's either that or or this or do what we do which i feel like we have diplomatic immunity in the situation we are the the entertainers and the protesters all the people that are taking the days off of work that took friday off what are they going to do they got to do some dishes they got to wash the car they're not going on amazon for 24 hours and they need them jeans and chris black yeah to make them forget about the terrible things happening in the world for just one hour i just don't i just don't i don't know man i was like watching that i was like i can't believe we're doing this again i can't believe that i I feel like as a society, we should have moved past sort of grandstanding on Instagram to feel good about yourself.

30:09But I guess that's what the whole platform is built on and supported by.

30:13Jason Stewart:Look, both sides are fucked and both sides are equally embarrassing. It's similar to the Melania documentary thing. I feel like people who are getting dressed up and doing photo shoots at the movie theater as they're in line for the 10.30 a.m. Melania screening you people are super fucked up and then all the progressive left wing journalists and podcasters and sub stackers and letterboxsters they are waking up on premiere day and putting their clothes on and doing their hair because they're going to take a selfie of themselves in the movie theater and it's totally empty and I'm going to write a burn article and I'm going to give it fucking one star and this movie is so bad it's just as dumb everyone's a loser everyone's a loser that's a great example of where like wow no one's winning this right now it's all like the what's what's going on is bad and the way that some people are combating it is really bad too but you know we got to flail we got to go back and forth but i just feel like the ice thing is just so bad like it's so obviously bad like i don't know what there is to talk about do you know what i mean it's like so bad and inhumane that it's sort of like yeah man i know and and like your thousand followers agree with you so i don't know how many times you could i just don't know what i guess what i'm saying is i don't think anything actually does anything and that's bad and i don't know what it would take for something when the country was first formed and we had our our rights and our amendments and everything and we had the right to bear arms in case the government tried to overthrow us and we could band together as people and combat them man versus man with our muskets and our sabers on horseback we had a fair fight but now if we choose to fight the government or the military or the police a kid in idaho hits a button on the a laptop and a drone kills you kills your family that's not really like there's no there's just no chance you know what i mean it's just like me versus the denver nuggets one on ten you know you know no you're right you're right it's you versus jake paul in the octagon okay that's not that's not i don't think i'm that look you're gonna you're gonna get us some licks in but you're gonna lose you're gonna lose that that's a that's a fair assessment the guy's sick i wanted to tell you about my day yesterday because i i broke a new record for myself i went to three different los angeles hotels and i valeted in one day in one day damn how long you been slinging for bro so i i went to i went to the beverly hills hotel to have lunch with jd jd a music a legendary music manager i've known forever parking 22 plus tip 22 plus tip pretty reasonable okay the food was actually pretty good i gotta say what hotel polo lounge beverly hills oh yeah classic so i ran to jason isbel front of the show in the lobby we got j i and jb jd j i and jd okay so then what up with this bull he's playing he plays last night and he's up for a bunch of grammys yeah he played the orpheum last night but he's my god my god i was like bro can you explain the difference between americana and roots to me he's like don't ask me i'm not he's like bro i'm off right bro i'm with my kids he's literally just sitting scrolling on his phone and i'm like what's up bro he's like why do i always see you at places like this like what's up with you but did that had lunch Reese Witherspoon was there looked amazing I have to say Reese was looking okay good get it girl get it girl Sharon Osborne not so good um then Shiv Shiv is staying at Bel Air so I go to go to Bel Air same ownership $22 plus tip iced coffee get guess the price of a cold brew over at the hotel Bel Air this episode of how long gone is brought to you by rocket money jason i like my pockets on swole and thank god for rocket money because i you know when i look at what i'm spending every month and all this stuff all these subscriptions it makes my eyes pop out of my the damn sockets i'm i'm just freaked out like a cartoon and when you use rocket money uh it helps you cut spending in specific categories.

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37:45per hour i don't i think or you're just allowed one hour no i think it goes down after but i've never parked a car there unless it was an event or i was staying there so i didn't really know that's so and they kind of just skirt they're like it's you don't want you don't want this young blood. But I'm like, bro, I'm here and there's nowhere to park. What the fuck do you think I'm going to do? It's literally... Just going to find a meter

38:04Jason Stewart:on the Sunset Strip. Yeah, it's fucking no man's land. Armand's got like six zigzag events going on across the street. There's fucking people everywhere. All the neighborhoods are permit only. But what was interesting about the last stop is Tish ordered a coconut water. They got harmless harvest at Chateau Marmont. As they should. I was impressed. Coconut water. I was impressed that they weren't trying to do something weird, you know? Because there's only one. I mean that's why Chateau's the best they didn't have with pulp but I asked that's why their hotel rooms look like granny's cottage from the 1800s and they're still the best they just make the right decisions make the right decisions but it was a big day and then I tried to valet at the pitchfork party at El Cid no valet which was I was trying to end my night they were doing uber coats classy it was a good party I'm sad I miss it I went to see a friend of the show, Jock Green.

38:58Jason Stewart:Where was he playing? It was an MMA rave downtown. What does that mean? It means that... I know those two words. I don't understand when they're combined. It was like a warehouse downtown. There were DJs playing, like a big club sound system. It sounded good. And then there was like a literal octagon. Oh, these are going on at the same time? Three or four fights. So you're saying I can hear the musical stylings of Jock Green while dudes are kicking each other's asses? He played after the fighting happened. But I think while the fighting was happening, maybe some more opening DJs kind of playing background stuff.