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25:56Okay, I think, so obviously they are two of the most beautiful people on planet Earth. I give them that. Like 10 out of 10, both of them, perfect specimens.

26:06Jason Stewart:Shag them both. For me, in order for someone to be sexy, they have to have something a tiny bit ugly about them. Like it just has to be like a little thing. I could not find a flaw on Margot or Jacob if I tried. They are literally perfect and I love them. And I love, I think they're both very talented, but for sex appeal for me, I'm not wanking to Jacob Elordi. You know what I mean? He's just. What if, what if you knew Jacob Elordi had a weird dick? That wouldn't do it for me either because, because he gets all the privilege of a perfect looking person. Yeah, that's actually, yeah, that's like a fake.

26:41You're right.

26:41Jason Stewart:By the time it gets down to it, you're still going to fuck his weird dick, right? Yeah, exactly. But also if he had like fucked up teeth, that would make him hotter, right? A hundred percent. Yeah, a hundred percent. Well, how about I, I mean, I would say that his haircut is offensive enough, but that could be changed. I think it's, I think he's perfect looking. I think he's like so, so handsome, good actor, all that good stuff. I'm just saying for sex appeal, I'm more of a like Benicio del Toro gal you know not saying that he he's just a bit more like rough and ready yeah yeah like that's just my type you know but amazing actors both of them love their work like so happy that they're so hot has Benicio slid into the DMs yet not yet I'm hoping any day now any day now BDT yeah yeah we I met him what he was at that W party a couple months ago and he he has the aura when he walks in the room crazy leo's there all these crazy people are there he walks in the room he's wearing like a hoodie underneath his suit he's got like a beer when everyone is just having champagne and everyone's just like fucking benicio del toro he's the guy he has aura yeah it is how old is he actually though i feel i feel like he's 60 i don't know he's like 50 i know he's older than 50 there's no way really He's got to be touching 59 I knew he was closer to 60 Like a fine Puerto Rican wine We were talking about this before And we waited to kind of get you on Because we thought we might have an expert In our midst But the summer house of it all I'm sorry I can't speak about it anymore I'm tapped I did an hour of radio on it I can't talk about it anymore I just need to know what team you're on There's no shadow of a doubt that I'm Team Sierra.

28:30Interesting. And you could please refer to It's Me Tanks Live to go listen to the latest episode.

28:36Jason Stewart:It's a full breakdown. Chris, why do you find that interesting? I find this, honestly, this feels like a no-fault case to me a little bit. I think everybody played the game and everybody wins and everybody loses. It doesn't feel like anybody. That's very straight white male of you. Oh, here we go. I just don't think, I just don't think that the rules are different if you're on a reality show whoring yourself out. I think the rules are a little different. And I would say West and Sierra did not date for that long. I don't think it was a serious relationship. Yeah, I think that that makes sense knowing the very little I know about you.

29:11I think that makes sense that that is your opinion on that. I will say though, this is the question I truly want to ask you. What is West? What do we think West is working with? Because those two are arguably the hottest women on Bravo. So what do we think, Wes? Is he just the golden retriever? What's his Benicio factor? Yeah, what is his Benicio factor? I honestly don't know. I truly don't know. But you're saying you wouldn't give him the time of day? He's like not my type.

29:40Jason Stewart:What if he caught you slipping at Barney's Beanery three margs in? I don't go to Barney's Beanery because unlike men, I know what bars are appropriate for my age. Okay, well, I heard you say that influencer events are bad places to pick up men because there's only women and gay guys there. That's true. Which I took as a little offense as a person who attends a lot of influencer parties as a straight. But where are we going to pick up these men if it's not the bean? I don't know. I always just tend to meet people out and about or at a bar, dinner party. There's no spot. People always ask that. You're saying it's stuff that isn't branded.

30:24It's stuff that's not put on by a sponsor. Okay, got it. I think people always want a magical, secret place where all the perfect straight men go. And if there was one, we would know by now. But there isn't. It's more like an attitude that you have to have. And a lot of people look dating sucks right now. And like meeting people is really hard these days. But I think a lot of people also don't have the energy of wanting to meet people. They think they do, but they're so like app focused that when they go out with their friends, they sit hunched together in a circle, you know, and then they're like, no guys talk to us.

31:06And I'm like, because you guys look like you're like cuddling over a witch's brew. Like there's there's no like there's no open body language.

31:13Jason Stewart:you're not giving approach me we got the we got the cauldron going and we got the cauldron going it looks like you're doing spells in the corner you're not making eye contact like i'm not going to offer any of these hoes a bump they're freaking me out yeah like you have to like have open energy you have to have like shoulders back like eyes looking you have to look at like and like smile people and tits tits out like talk to people and like like the last two guys that i like dated a little bit one i met on the street because he was passing by he knew my friend i was like oh my god and he started talking whatever there was a vibe whatever like an usher video and pick you right up off the sidewalk new york yeah that's that's that's new york shit hey yeah hit you with the hey mom the city bike and it worked that's crazy it works crazy and then the other guy i met um i met at a at a like a fun bar in london and like we dated a little bit so it's like you it is possible and people because people always bitch at me when i say to my followers like i'm like guys you have to go out like you have to be outside and they're like well you go to all these like events and i'm like i don't meet the guys there they're they're like i said gay guys and influencers at those parties you have to go out and it has to be like an attitude there's no magical bar restaurant with all the hot people it's just like an openness you have to have you have to assume like there's a hot person in every situation.

32:38There's a hot person at your coffee shop. There's a hot person at the party you're going to and really like have that energy and you'll find that you do find people that way.

32:47Jason Stewart:You just gotta be outside with some motion. There's no magic bar. No one is gonna come and knock on your door while you're sitting at home on the absence. Well, you're in a good position I feel like because you get to dole out this advice for a living and I feel like men might not be as familiar with you as women. No, they are. My wife left my ass because of you. So you're saying that men are familiar with you, at least by sight. Yeah, or they'll look at my profile and it will be like a turnoff. They'll be like, oh, I don't want to be with someone who's on a radio show, like who has a big mouth.

33:23Sure. No, you're not everyone's flavor. I'm not everyone's flavor. No, no, no. So, yeah, it hasn't worked hugely to my advantage in terms of romantic. interests? Well, that's obviously my other question. It's like, I do like that you're able to give out this love advice while not being in a relationship. I think that is, I think, because you have the experience, but you're not locked down. That's the thing that every, like, that's the TikTok comment. It's like, oh, chronically single tanks giving out relationship advice, but there's a couple parts to that. First of all, I think the reason, first of all,

34:03Jason Stewart:I just think it's funny that. I just think it's funny. First of all, you can't rush time. If you believe that you can't rush timing, which I do, then you need to find a way to be happy when you're single. So I think a lot of girls follow me because I'm very fulfilled and I have a very happy life, but I'm single. Honestly, you do seem happy as hell. I will say that. I am truly so happy. I really love my life and I love being single. And I think for a lot of women, I think it feels hard to accept full happiness when you're not with someone and getting to that point is so freeing. And my my thought is like, I want to be in love.

34:41Like, I'm not being defensive or hard about that. Like, but why would I waste like the hottest years of my life being like, oh, my God, like I'm not married yet. Like, oh, my God. Like, why would I waste these hot years? I have an amazing friend group. I love my job. I love New York.

34:56Jason Stewart:I love to travel like not a single gray hair on the head. get out there well she sees her colorist i'm sure yes jennifer thanks jennifer i knew your ass was gonna say jennifer hair god damn it um and then the second thing is like yes i haven't been married so you know i can't speak to what it's like to be in a 50-year relationship or whatever but like a lot of the time married people's advice to single people is really out of touch and they don't really understand what goes on in the day-to-day so they're not in the trenches as the game has changed. They don't know about what it is to be on Hinge or what it is to be dating.

35:33So I think that's also why people don't. No, I think that's true. I think married people are unreliable advice givers. What am I going to say to my 30-year-old homie who can't figure it out? I have nothing to offer. Yeah, exactly.

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37:56I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You're like, because you're 21 now. I'm 21 now. You have another 10 years? Yeah. The problem, guys, is that I feel like zero pressure. That's the problem. Even from your team?

38:11Jason Stewart:They don't have a five-year plan for you? They're not like, have you seen the stroller money you can get? Because it's pretty big. I know. I know. And your parents aren't. Your parents are cool. No, they're like, I feel boastful saying this, but I literally have the life that I always dreamed of, and I'm so happy every day. And they know that. They see that. Damn, I feel like I'm in AA after getting my chart read. This is fucked up. You're doing it. You're saying all of it. God damn. You got all of it going on. All right. Okay. So who does your ketamine therapy then? Yeah, what are you doing? Because there's more.

38:42This ain't just like I'm hot. I smoke weed every day. I ain't that happy. What's going on? Yeah, there's more going on. You're doing something fucked up and you need to tell us. No, I think when you do something that you feel like you're good at, and I genuinely feel like I'm good at radio and building community and talking to the girls. And to be honest, being an influencer, I feel like I'm good at it. I think that is one of the best experiences that a human being can have alive is doing something that you enjoy and that you feel like you're good at. which sounds woo woo. But I think, I think back to times when I was sad in my life and it was because I felt like I didn't, wasn't fulfilling my potential or it wasn't like creatively fulfilled.

39:20So this is, this time in my life is the opposite of that where I feel, no, that's a good way to look at it. That's a good way to look at it. And I have really great friends. Like I have awesome friends that every day I, I'm so, I can't believe they're my friends. Like they're so funny and we have such a great time together. And I got to figure this out then. I hate every, I got to figure it out. My friends suck. My job sucks. Chris, we have a great group chat. Come on, bro. The group chat has three people in it. Does that even barely count? Because I know Tinky. She's in 15 group chats. I bet they're top in 10 plus.

39:5015, yeah. No, they're really good group chats.

39:53Jason Stewart:You have one for length, one for girth, one for circumference. Actually, my main group chat that I speak to most is called Fat Cock PR. So it's funny that you have that. Wow. Could you dive a bit deeper on the etymology of that beautiful title? What do you mean by that exactly? It means like you find a fat cock and you let your... My cleaning lady just heard me yell fat cock into the microphone. It was actually weirder. It was just like one time we were drinking and we were saying, I don't even remember. It was just like, oh, if we had a PR agency, it would be called Fat Cock PR. Imagine being like, I'm represented by Fat Cock PR.

40:31Just hit me, it's chris at fatcockpr.com if you just want to email me.

40:34Jason Stewart:It has a real, with the name like Smuckers, we gotta be good kind of thing. I don't know why these guys are called Fat Cock, but I'm interested. I'm like so much more vulgar than my followers know. Like they kind of know, but like my humor with my friends is like so immature and like so vulgar. You ever had delete one of those stories, little 4am whoopsie daisy stories where you go a little too vulgar? Oh, yeah. I mean, I've said stuff on my podcast where I'm like, I mean, again, yeah, it just, sometimes I'm like, shut up, but it's okay. It's all part of it. Well, I was following along this weekend, and I felt like the content with your mom, you were at the ranch with your mom.

41:07That was so wholesome. It was a little too wholesome, I have to say. It was too wholesome. Yeah, that was a bad time to start really following along. But I also wanted to say, and don't take this the wrong way, mom looking good. She's good, yeah. It's like, you know, she's holding up there, looks wise. Mom, I'm just saying, like, for you, that must, you know, you kind of know what's coming down the pipes. Yeah, it's good. And she doesn't have any work done, whereas I'm like, put me under. like i'm gonna be saying mom's natty she's all natty and so for me i'm like my aging strategy is do not go gentle into that good night i'm like whatever we're injecting the glow straight into our eyeball everything like if you told me to eat glass because it would make me younger i would so i like i'm not afraid of a needle i'm not afraid of a scalpel i'm not afraid of a laser but are you okay so what do you do you think though so you don't have a line like you're you're kind of like whatever will work i'll do it works i'm very vain and i think it's good to be like up front about like that and i i'm very very vain like i i like looking good i like feeling good and you know i'll get a facelift in like a couple years like who cares i don't i i want to look good while i'm you know while i feel good you know what i mean do you follow do you now Now, when there's new sort of procedures that are taking women by hold, are you researching?

42:32Do you hear about it? Where are you getting your information on what to do, I guess? FACOC PR, mostly. FACOC PR keeps me in the loop. Inbound from FACOC. Well, all my different doctors are like, oh, this laser and this peptide and this and that. What's the doctor roster right now? How many doctors do we have? It's long. I like to play them off against each other too. So I'll be like, well, they said, you know, that I shouldn't do this. And they said this. You have a GP and a gynecologist, of course. But then we have, then where do we go from there? Then we have, we have like dermatologists. We have plastic surgeons.

43:12We have injectors. We have facialists. We have the personal trainer. We have the guy who prescribes me the Xanax Psychologist, psychiatrist Whichever one that is I like to be staffed up You're staffed up I like to be staffed up I love to hire Hire for your weaknesses Almost everything is a weakness for me So I like to be staffed the fuck up And we can ballpark it But what do we think the monthly spend is On personal upkeep Because they say LeBron spends a million dollars a year On his body I'm almost at LeBron level Alright So you're saying There's no dollar If it works I'll pay for it Yeah and it's like I am single I don't have children If I want to spend my money on myself And I feel like It bums me out because I feel like Women are more judgmental to other women About how they spend money Whereas guys if a guy online buys A watch all the guys are like

44:16Jason Stewart:bro so sick like i want one too where every woman is like i want i can't wait till i get a birkin and then someone gets a birkin like whoa wow must be nice not even it's like women are just judgy i find like sometimes people are judgy about the money that i spend on myself they're like wow you get a lot of facials i'm like yeah i do i love it it's my money like that's how i choose to spend my money like it it's it's relaxing to me and i love how haters be damned i agree i know i agree with you i think women should be empowered to spend their money however they want however you want you know like also for the listeners to tinks has what two carrots in each ear we got the tennis bracelet on i mean you know it's just not it's a light day too you thought you weren't even going those are those are nick lachey teardrops right there that's big boy that's big boy and i bought them myself i bought them myself and that makes me so happy like and i don't like to be too much of that like i hate that vibe of like did it myself like i i just like don't think that's like necessary but there are certain moments where i'm like i'm like really proud that i bought myself these earrings like i wanted them i designed them and like i i bought them for myself and like that does make me proud so yeah but i don't like the whole like i don't know i think it's like bad energy to be boastful at all about and i also just don't think that's like a helpful narrative to be like yeah like yeah i did it myself you know women are annoying as hell with that shit too they like to tell you tate was gonna buy me this car but i said no i saved up and did it all by myself i got to motivate women to be financially independent so that they can have money to do whatever they want and to always be strong and never have to like settle or make a decision based on money and i don't think the way you do that is by being like oh my god guys look at these huge earrings that i bought like i try to be really careful about that because the reason that i want every one of my followers to be rich is so that they never have to do anything that they don't want to do real talk real talk and if you don't have kids either then you really don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

46:12You don't have to, yeah.

46:13Jason Stewart:Well, I know that you are a little, you know, you study a little of the Scott Galloway scriptures and I was listening to your pod. Don't tell me this, Jason. I liked her. Well, more so on, you know, on the imbalance of men and women and the dating pool. 90 % of the women are looking for 10 % of the male population. It's tough out there. What do you think, you know, you obviously have a large female listenership, some male as well we have a large male listenership believe it or not yeah you know what are what are some tips that we can give some of these fellas to you know make them a little bit more if they're trying to bag an i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-n-t chick like you what do they got to bring to the table i think women want to see that men are motivated and curious and that really crucially does not mean rich it just means that you have like a motivation and a curiosity towards life and a curiosity towards you as well yes gotta make a bitch feel seen right no but like you would be shocked that one of the biggest problems that women have with dating today is men do not ask questions on dates this is the one of the biggest things that i found in my own life my followers have found and it's like because they genuinely don't care and i don't know if that's like because it's the girl that specific girl or if it's because they're just lazy or because they're rude or stupid or they don't know how to have a conversation but i one time went on a date and i was talking to this guy and i decided to time it because i could tell off the bat what kind of guy and it was literally 38 minutes before he asked me a question and i was like and i'm like i get it i'm i'm like on my anderson cooper shit when i go on a date like i'm asking the good questions and a guy starts to feel comfortable.

48:04I start to give him a little bit of free therapy. You know, we get into the zone and he just comfortable, whatever, but like a conversation is two ways. And when you go on a date, you have to be curious about the other person. But it's, but it's for me, it's like also more than that. I just feel like a lot of guys, they don't have like extra curricular curiosity. They're just kind of like work gym, you know, Now I'm on this hinge date, whatever. Whereas all my girlfriends are like, I woke up at 6, and I went to yoga, and then I made muffins for the thing at my school, and then I read this book, and this is what I thought about it.

48:38And then I went to my job, and I took on extra work. You know what? I was doing too much. I ain't going to let you. You know what? I'm not going to let you do this because all my homies, we got interests, okay? I'm not talking about the golf course. I'm talking about real extracurriculars. Okay, good. I'm only friends with askers. Yeah, Jason and I are in a privileged position to be surrounded by askers. Yeah, I think you guys, like, it's not you guys' friends who I'm talking about. I'm talking about on the whole, like, there is that stat that's like 49 % of men aged 19 to 25 have never asked a woman out in person.

49:11That's a problem.

49:11Jason Stewart:No, that is a problem. That's a big problem for everybody. How much do you think, like, social media, porn, you know, you can just open your Instagram and... I'm very anti-porn. I like really believe in changing your mind when you get new information. And I used to be very like, oh, guys, don't be like to my followers. I would say don't be too harsh about porn. Like it's I believe in like having your own sexuality, even if you're in a relationship, like don't shame people if they're watching whatever. And then I read this article and it completely changed my mind about porn. And I think that porn is probably like the number one damaging thing in society for both men and women.

49:49It is completely destroying libidos. It's completely destroying our dopamine receptors. It's making sex suck and it's way too readily available and it's only going to get more advanced. It's like your brain wasn't supposed to nut to like four tabs of high def like tits in 4K with a pussy that looks like it was crafted from a piece of fucking beige Play-Doh. like that's not what your brain was supposed to nut to and if you do that seven nights a week on the eighth night when you go on a date with a sweet girl and you try to have sex with her and you can't get hard well then what happens then she feels fucking horrible about herself you have shame about it and instead of going on another date the next week you say you know what i'm gonna stay home and i'm gonna jerk off to 4k porn and perfectly you know pink pussies and then you

50:46Jason Stewart:you know then that's wait what's that what's the url on that one so i've been porn free for over a year okay congrats congrats well i mean i do you think that because of that 4k porn that we all have access to every day do you think that men have just never been curious about women but back in the day they had to because it was the only way they were going to be able to see these titties in 4k and see these ppps and now that we have yeah all of it on our phone it's so much easier to just be like i mean i'm very very aligned with scott galloway on this stuff and i think he talks a lot about you know that his biggest motivator to become wealthy and to you know look good and go to the gym was to meet girls and now that that's removed now that you don't have to like you can go and like have a fucking ai girlfriend and you can watch porn and you don't have to go outside like what is the motivation to like go out and get buff and get you know get get a good job other guys that's the sad thing guys are doing that for other guys i really know i really believe that like women don't give a fuck they don't care if they don't need you to be buff i mean sure it's fine but that's not like the that that is for the way women dress for women men work out for men i do believe i agree with you because i yeah i agree with you i mean i also think like 80 percent of men are gay but we don't have to talk about this i don't have the energy what the hell are you What do you mean 80 %?

52:08We don't have to go into it today.

52:10Jason Stewart:You can't just say a dope-ass sentence like that and say it, but I'm too tired to talk about it. This sounds like you're kind of going with your gut on this and you maybe don't have any way to back it up. Okay, well, I'm not asking for your body count, but how many gay guys have you slept with? A couple. A couple? Okay. Have you considered just marrying and dating a gay guy? I asked my best friend to get married every day. he's gay and i'm like please i'm fucking begging you then everyone would stop bothering me and i could just say oh i'm married and then everyone would leave me alone yeah when you marry a gay guy who's publicly gay no one will ask you any questions about that'll shut them up forever you guys can share an eyebrow guy it'll be great it's okay so he's so he's gay and he's also your type he's just like the best and i i love spending time with him more than anyone else on the planet and i think you're supposed to marry your best friend so we give him a shout out what's what's his name?

53:04What's his at? Yeah, what's his name? His name is Adam. I bet Adam sees some nice runoff from being friends with Tink. I bet Adam's getting some good dick thanks to that friendship. He's saying, you're my best friend too. I love you.

53:16Jason Stewart:I love hanging out with you. Met this guy in the green room at the poppy dinner. Gonna go skiing tomorrow. No, and then I used Tink's Starbucks code and the barista asked me to go to the bathroom with him. I'm dead. That's nice. Honestly, That's a good friend. That works for everybody. Shout out to Adam. It works for, it's mutually beneficial. Yeah, exactly. A little bit of a non sequitur as to what we're talking about, but a question popped up when I was listening to your pod on my hot girl walk. Wait, what do you call the hot girl walk on your pod? Rich mom walk. Rich mom walk, got it. That's mine, yeah.

53:51That's mine. Okay, rich mom walk. That's mine.

53:56Jason Stewart:Are you, why do you hate pranks so much? Because they're the lowest form of humor. Their humor, It's humor for stupid people. It's like if you can't sling a joke, if you're not witty, if you're not quick, wit is the fastest way to show how intelligent you are. I thought you were going to say fastest way to some PPP, but yeah, that works too. Pranks are so stupid. I hate April Fool's. Nobody wants to hop on prank dick at all. I hate pranks, but I need another question for you because I hate board games. I think those are also for losers. Okay, good. I knew you would suck. Okay, how do you feel about Johnny Knoxville?

54:38Jason Stewart:Old, grizzled guy, hot, but a master of pranks. Tough. I have a soft spot for him because it's nostalgic. I grew up watching Jackass. And that sort of prank is a little bit more acceptable to me because it was more contained within their friend group and it was known. But when I get on TikTok and they're like, like pretending to my husband that I got a bob. I'm like, I want to kill myself. Like, this is insane. It's couples of all the pranks, couples pranks on TikTok that are clearly pre-planned. Like, if you wanted to torture me, you would just put me in a room and you would make me watch those pranks on it.

55:21I didn't know this. I'm not on TikTok, so I didn't realize this was such a trend. This is like a thing. Yeah, and then the worst part is that like, stupid people think that it's real and they're like, oh my God, like, that's so funny. You got your hubby. And I'm like... No, babe, don't worry. I didn't cut my hair. We need these people, though.

55:38Jason Stewart:These people are our customers at the end of the day. Because your customers are some regular-ass chicks. That's real talk. Real talk. Don't do that. No. Not in a bad way. I'm saying that you've captured... My followers are coastal elite, upwardly mobile, smart bitches who always come. That's what this is to me. Wow. Look, I didn't know... I'm not dissing your custies. All of them. I'm not saying, I'm not dissing your custies. I'm just saying that I feel like you have a quality that would attract someone, like a woman who wants - You have a far-reaching appeal. Yeah, well, but like an aspirational appeal with attitude.

56:18Jason Stewart:With attitude. I actually don't. I think I'm like, I respectfully only think that smart people like my content. Must be nice. So there's not that many smart people. You know what I mean? Yeah. you know like my my the few the proud you know my followers are very smart they're they're girls who they work hard they want the best for themselves they want the best for the world they know what's going on they have interests they have you know they have hobbies they're just they're really cool i'm really lucky they don't need to get married who needs to get married i have all these hobbies and stuff i'm super happy i listen to three times a week on sirius xf oh gosh i want them all to find happiness and love, but I'm not going to say that they should be miserable until they find it.

57:06And also, a lot of married people listen to me, too. Well, also, a lot of people are miserable. That's also... Ain't nobody going to help them. You know what I mean?

57:14Jason Stewart:Yeah. And if you could get them to buy some colostrum in the meantime while they're hunting for Chris from Hinge, so be it, right? I mean, we're in this... Who is Chris from Hinge? Is that just a fake character that you talk about? That's just a fake character that I talk about because, like... All the Hinge guys do kind of blend into one. And they're like always named Chris. I would prefer maybe a different name. I know, but it's Chris from Hinge. It's from my first book. It's like Chris from Hinge. It's really funny though. Okay, so we're not Hinge-y too much. We're doing IRL interactions. But do we still have Raya up on the phone?

57:49I just am not into the apps. I've never dated anyone from the apps.

57:53Jason Stewart:No Raya at all? Well, I've gone on dates, but I haven't had a boyfriend from any of the apps. You haven't locked in. Do you have any apps on your phone right now? Well, so, okay. I got unbanned from Field last week, which is a really big deal because I got banned. Field? Are you looking for a fat chick? What are you doing on Field? Okay, so the judge. I got banned. Judge Judy banned you from fucking Field? What were you doing? Field is for freaks. What were you doing? Did you put a thumb in a barista's ass without asking? What the fuck did you do? I got banned because someone thought that I was impersonating me.

58:31So for a year, I didn't have it. And then I was like, it really annoyed me because I just was so curious about it. And so I did the emails last week, and I finally got through to them, and they unbanned me. So I went on, but then I got scared, and I logged off again. So TBD on field. What are you doing on field? You don't need to be on field. What the hell? Go to the fucking Meadow Lane in Tribeca and stand there for five minutes. What the fuck are you doing on field?

58:56Jason Stewart:It sounds like Tinks is freakier than we had realized. No, no, not at all. I actually went on my first field date last week. Or no, this week. What was their name?

59:11Sorry, I had to take that one.

59:13Jason Stewart:I'm only laughing because I was about to say the same exact words with the same exact cadence. We really do this. So don't sleep on non-binary thrussy is what we're saying. Yeah, what was this person? And how did it go? No, so I actually still didn't match with anyone. But this guy was like, he got my number from a mutual friend. And he was like, hey, I saw you on field. I won't tell anyone. And I was like, I will. My whole job. Too late. I already did. I was like, don't worry. I will on live national radio. And he's like, okay, my name is Ethel Kane. Just keep it low. But what are you doing tonight?

59:51Jason Stewart:So I went out with him. So it wasn't like a proper field date. but that's how we made the connection and it was cool but i just he does for quent field and based on our conversation i was like i don't think field is maybe for me but that's okay but i i had a fine time i like love learning about this stuff could you could you educate our listeners what what the difference between field and and a hinge or a raya is specifically field is like it's like grinder for straight people kind of got it got it we're here to fuck and that's about it yeah which i'm which i'm not like looking for i i wouldn't i that's not my thing i mean no judgment but like but i have a couple of girlfriends that went on and they're like yeah like after a hundred really scary swipes i like met one guy and we ended up dating for a while and it was fun and interestingly enough on my date i was talking about that and he was like so were you curious about it and he was like yeah i'm seeing more girls be like i i'm willing to go on field or try it because it hinges so brutal damn field last man standing field fields winning because everyone else is losing yeah exactly this is this is fascinating stuff this is really fascinating stuff i gotta say how often do you get your chart read my like my birth chart yeah your star and shit yeah yeah i like enjoy that stuff but i i think like a normal amount for today, which is a lot like a normal amount today is like, I know everything and I won't date a Pisces and I won't date.

1:01:20So you have, you have rules that you've learned from the stars. Yeah. And I also like believing in it also like to annoy people because I'm a otherwise a very, I'm not saying that astrology is not logical, but I'm a very practical matter of fact, logical person, but I love believing in it and I really do believe in it. And I just, I think sometimes you have to have juxtapositions in your personality and then people have to deal with that. Wow, you're telling me. Can you tell all my friends and wife that, please, about all my juxtapositions? All right. Deal with it. If we're talking about your DMs and the fellas in the DMs, I want a kind of percentage breakdown on musician, athlete, creative director.

1:01:58What's the splits looking like job-wise? Honestly, not that many guys slide into my – my profile is not a welcoming space for a straight man. You look at my Instagram and it's like, ooh, like that is not a place where chris from hinge feels at home it's all like some rough waters he doesn't pay on the first date like kill him and like whatever so it's like it's a little bit scary for for those but the weird thing is a lot of kind of and i don't want to say preppy but kind of like all american preppy like finance guys which is not my type actually they are the ones who slide in the most which is really interesting but i'm like no not you because

1:02:41Jason Stewart:they're hopped up on fucking testosterone they're ready to fucking by vance t at the fucking bloomberg terminal blasting off dms to chicks no those guys always like girls who are like loud mouthed and like annoying and crazy because that's kind of yeah because it's like the opposite of them and then like girl i'm like i know i want like a rock star like someone equally crazy not you from Connecticut. Get away. John Mayer's single again. Well, good to know. Spin the block. Maybe I'll DM him. When we say rock star, how rockin' are we getting? How much dirt under the nails? You're not into that real shit.

1:03:18No. I want a guy hanging out at Cafe Lyria who has a couple of tattoos. No, not Cafe Lyria. I'm kidding. No, you want run club dick. I can tell. You want some run club. You want some hoka dick.

1:03:34Jason Stewart:with tattoos okay so your version of a rock star tatted up rock star is like harry styles not you know no no i'm not i don't not harold stylish harold he's not my thing he's not my maybe a member of geese maybe a julian casablancus no i want someone more like i honestly think benicio del toro is my type is he's right that's someone who's like rock and roll in spirit you Johnny Depp, something like that. Nice guys. Not Johnny Depp. Just checking. Had to double check. Okay, so we like a little dark energy. Honestly, you're going to find a man after this comes out tomorrow. Salt and pepper. I hope so.

1:04:15A couple skeletons in the closet. We have a diverse range of listeners that do lean male, but they're high earning, a lot of potential. Wait, so yeah, who is your guy's listener? like a high earning male who wants to be cool. And like, so he sits at his desk at his JP Morgan job. A lot. Well, it's actually 40 % women, which we're very proud of, but that's right. We speak to, we speak to the ladies as well, but the fellas, um, the fellas, I would say it depends, but I think it's probably, I think there's some crossover for you in there. I think I love that. And the how long gone list. I'm sure all the men will love that.

1:04:50I said, I thought 80 % of them are gay and insulted them in various ways. They will like that. Yeah, they will.

1:04:55Jason Stewart:Yeah. I mean, the right guy will say challenge accepted. I'm going to show you how gay I am not. And also, yeah, curious. If you're listening, if you're a curious guy, like I like when a guy sits down because I'm the type of person where every time I come home or whatever, I'm like, oh my God, you'll never guess what happened to me. This, this, and I saw this guy on the train and did it. And I like someone who's always, who's like, oh, I saw a new restaurant and we got to try that. I don't like shy people. I don't like boring people. Like I need, like, I want to squeeze every drop out of this.

1:05:25Jason Stewart:beautiful life that we have a joie de vivre well it sounds like joie de vivre maxing you need a gay guy is what it sounds like that is yeah that's it sorry you need a gay guy go on a cruise or something all right uh sorry we gotta go tanks thank you it was a pleasure so abrupt for joining us on how long gone aftercare chris has a hard out no aftercare today unfortunately but we have we always like to leave people wanting more yeah you're coming back you're coming back once a year you're fucked now if you'll have us we would love to have you back yeah all right and we can listen to you on Sirius XM.

1:05:54Anywhere you get your podcasts, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, It's Me, Tinks is my show. Thanks, guys. That's great. You're the only person we've ever had that's a podcast on the same schedule as us. Meant to be. Thank you for your time. Thank you. Bye. Thanks, Tinks. Good to see you.

1:06:22I know I am like a guitar, it's all you want to make your voice