927. - Chris & Jason

27:31Jason Stewart:Yeah, maybe you're just sort of like emotionally moved by the power and innovation of humankind itself, and you're proud of us for figuring out a way to run inside of a gym on the second floor. Why not build a second floor? You know what I mean? But I will say I did see something while I've been in Philadelphia that I texted you about, and it was, as a Lana fan, it was either you or Stevie, and I feel like I texted you. There's a woman that I saw here that had a tattoo that said Ultraviolence, which is obviously a Lana Del Rey album title. And she had that tattoo in the font on her ribs. And I want to know what you think.

28:14Do you think that is like, I'm a big Lana Del Rey fan or I'm a huge, like I like what this word means. Do you know what I mean? Because the word ultraviolence is pretty aggressive, and that's coming from someone who has a bunch of stupid shit tattooed all over their body. You look like an idiot, like a child drew on the walls. But this particular thing feels like a – it feels aggressive. Yeah. Even though it is a Londo album because a lot of people wouldn't know what that is.

28:40Jason Stewart:Yeah. I mean, I know that originally it was like a clockwork orange word, like pre-Longa, of course. But you're right. that is an extreme thing ultra violence uh which i guess in the clockwork orange sense of the word is a little mix of assault and rape and like public chaos you know i think that the tattoo i think that this woman that you saw is one of thousands of people who have the a lot i know that's because i just looked up i just googled ultra violence tattoo and there are dozens and dozens of them but men they're all in sort of different typefaces so i'm seeing some in the original lana form yeah yeah and then people are really making it their own and i wonder what the the lana word mean or when i wonder what ultraviolence means in the lana sense of the words and not the uh the rape and murder sense of the word i i we would have to ask her of course um we'd have to ask her there's no one else to answer that question but i thought that i just was like there are so many i was taken aback by it i was very like i was like wow i see a lot of shit you know what i mean and this just seems like a a statement okay i did a little i got a tiktok screenshot that is 186 by 300 dpi so it's we're looking fuzzy but this says i've never seen a song be more misinterpreted like ultra bones by lana she is not glamorizing abuse the song is clearly written from the perspective of the victim of an abusive relationship chris so so it's a survivor now he hit me and it felt like a kiss the problem is like yes it's bad yes i'm the victim yes i came okay so it's it's a little bit of i understand taking ownership over my violence kink i guess i don't know i know you have a violence but also it's a little bit of a it's a dog whistle to people who are like hey if you're wondering if i'm this kind of person here's my rib tattoo that says ultra violence and then the guy who's dead lifting 500 is like loud and clear mama loud and clear as you can imagine this mama was looking to pull you know in that in that zone i would say this mama was looking to pull down describe her more i i don't want to because i'm afraid for my life but i feel like that the kind of man she's trying to pull is she's gonna big 30 your ass no she would poo me all day take all my chains i'd sign i'd sign the deal over immediately me all day poo me that's what we gotta start saying when you get robbed you got pooed you got pooed up yeah i heard them talking about that on on joe budden and it was it was sort of like what does he think is going to happen like you you know that like even if he signs this like a lawyer like this isn't like like threatening to kill someone to sign a piece of paper isn't going to work it's not going to work in the way you want it to i guess traveling out of state to murder someone while you're on probation you have a an ankle bracelet on that tells your po where you are i mean it's it's a little bit you know like who even cares at this point i'm just gonna do cool gangsta stuff and uh you know i lived enough life i'm ready to get tupac or whatever just like they're just like damn this guy just don't i mean it's just like i'm scared this guy really lives his rap it's like no one else really like this is actual this guy really does what he says he's gonna do and most people cannot actually say that i mean it's just him cuddy rocky that's about it right yeah cuddy keeps saying he's gonna make a movie and he does and then it flops and then he said he's gonna make music and he does and you know can't win man he has won he's all good now but you know do you think his demons are have been have been defeated jason i don't no no no i think once he finally discovers like glass blowing will he really reach his like his internal clarity oh i you know what i see where you're going with this i don't i'm not saying that he's only making bubblers but dude i had a this reminds me i had a friend that i grew up with like hardcore friend and his he always he had a sister and she was a glass blower like that's how she made a living she lived in colorado yeah i'm actually a glass bowler like yeah yeah but like what do you do for work yeah yeah like she lived in colorado which i feel like if you're gonna make money as a glass blower you have to relocate to the boulder greater area but i was just stunned but i i still think about that to the sand belt they'll call it yeah i couldn't believe it i couldn't believe it yeah and she's like well i mean you know i live with my parents but you know What's wrong?

32:58Jason Stewart:Gives me a little gas money. It's not. It's more of a commune vibe is what I would say. And when I say gas, of course, I mean expired cooking oil. But, yeah, a whole other thing. Well, I wanted to ask you. Please. Just get a little polymarket percentage on here. How many of the Jewish homies crossed the picket line this weekend over at SoFi Stadium, Chris? Under 18? A lot.

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34:08Jason Stewart:K-pop Demon Hunters, Saja Boys Breakfast Meal and Huntrix Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day. It is an honor to share. No, it's our honor. It is our larger honor. No, really. Stop. You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side. And participate in McDonald's while supplies last. That shit looked like... Okay, if you have been bar mitzvahed in the last, let's call it four years, over or under, you were at that show.

34:49Jason Stewart:You know what's funny about that show? I've seen a lot of people posting their little videos. If the Margiela Supreme is getting sent to Hidden Hills you were at that show. The shipping address has to match the billing address, mom. You fucking bitch. I've seen a lot of people posting them at that show on Close Friends which I just think is funny because if I'm going to the yay show at SoFi, I'm going chest out. Where's the list? Pull up the list of the people that were there. Because there's a list online to the people that were there. Where did we find that list? It was like on, there's one of these Instagram accounts or Twitter accounts I follow called like Curco.

35:25Jason Stewart:Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't know what. Shout out to Curco. Shout out to Curco though. You've been a lot of, you've been a good source. Curco bangs. People who attended, people who attended Ye's second SoFi Stadium concert last night. Don't tell me Chloe Bailey was there, Chris. I'm not, I won't ruin it. Okay. Dave Chappelle, of course she was there. Erykah Badu, of course she was there. Rod Wave heard the catering was good. Of course he was there. Coyle Ray's dad is Benzino. Of course she was there. Let me get a plate. Chloe Bailey, I'm shocked. Diplo, Diplo go to the opening of an envelope.

35:54Well, Diplo was chest out at the YAY show. He don't care. Yeah, Diplo don't give a fuck. Winnie Harlow's fine ass was there.

36:00Jason Stewart:EDM's Theo Vaughn don't give a fuck. Paul Pierce. Okay, Paul Pierce posting up at the game. PPP. Kevin Gates. Kevin Gates don't care. He also came and said, let me get, can I get two plates with the other plate on top? Rich the Kid don't care about anything. Rich the Kid was looking for a mini ramp. He's like, really? I could come? Okay. I think Rich the Kid low-key has hits. He has got some very strong mailbox money. And shout-out to Rich the Kid, Atlanta's finest. The game, your boy, the game, Mr. Pull-Up in the DMs. Of course he was there. I will say, Jerry Lorenzo, this ain't very godlike of you.

36:38Jerry Lorenzo on the Easter weekend to go see Kanye West is – I know you got some money in there. ASAP NAS, he don't give a fuck.

36:46Jason Stewart:They tried to keep him from coming in, actually. Yeah, Michelle, Rick's wife, she don't care. She don't know what day it is. I don't know. Do you know who Heather Sanders is? It's actually pronounced Michele. Do you know who Heather Sanders is? No, I don't. Let me look it up. That sounds like a friend from high school's mom. Heather Sanders. Yeah, I think I had a crush on her in kindergarten. She is a TikToker CEO mom, and her business appears to be money for nails. Okay. Okay. DC, the Don. I'm familiar with several Dons. Don C, Donald Trump. I don't know DC, the Don. Tolliver. Yeah, he's Travis Bennett.

37:25Jason Stewart:Wait. Uh-oh. Hold on. Is that our squad? I think that might. Is that Tico? I think so. Oh, you know he brought his chick. They love Kanye. They don't give a shit. Yeah, they were posting that shit on non-close friends. On just friends. Too Slimy. Great name. Not familiar with your work. You don't know Too Slimy? Oh, my Lord. I don't think so. He looks like this little Mexican gremlin guy. He wears clothes that have a pronounced shoulder pad. Dude, hold on. I'm looking at the Twitter accounts that are recommended for me. And I'm looking at this post. And Ken Carson related. Ken Carson News. Your number one source for Ken Carson News.

38:02All right. Plackboy Max. Of course, he's in the building. Got a stream. His gay ass. Ski water? Sky water? Mm-hmm. Niecy Nash? Oh, come on. Niecy? Not Niecy. I'm a big Niecy Nash lover. Jessica Betts. Niecy said, I'll come if we can get the box. Yeah, she loves the box, if you know what I'm saying. And Dr. Cheyenne Bryant.

38:22Jason Stewart:I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is either. Do you think Dr. is a medical doctor or a different kind of – oh, she's a lifestyle guru. She's probably got a memoir coming out on the Black Effect Network with Charlemagne. I'm looking to see where she went to med school, University of Phoenix. Got it. Okay. Damn, she got 3.5 on IG. Really? She a scammer, though. Yeah, of course. Sign up for my classes. Sign up for my course. Yeah, I think this... Okay, the Kanye West show, we've all been to one at some point in our lives, and they are pretty unbelievable. No matter how you feel about him now, or even then, we can all agree that the production of the shows are unbelievable.

39:05Yeah.

39:05Jason Stewart:The way he uses his paintbrush, inexperiential. The way that he uses his paintbrush, and this time around, he's been yelling at people for doing a bad job while he's on stage, which I like saying the light guy. This shit looks like Disney is funny as fuck. Or saying the earth is spinning too fast. Slow it down. And I'm like, bro, this is a very well orchestrated like stage production. Like, don't you have this all worked out like weeks and months ago? Don't you just hit a button and the whole thing just happens? Are we really all like riding this shit? I just wonder who is. Yeah, I wonder who's on the team, who's doing the stuff now.

39:42Like, I just, you know, whatever. But he sold a lot of tickets to this, correct? Like multiple nights.

39:48Jason Stewart:He broke multiple records at SoFi. Most tickets sold in one night, highest rev in one night. Most tickets sold over like a week or a weekend or whatever. Really just kind of blew it all away. And I think, like you said, it is the power of the production. There's so many shows. You know, like if you were to just see The Weeknd on stage, just him at the Roxy, you know, It's not really going to be the same as the whole – we're at a point now where the person who's performing almost doesn't really need to be there. No, I mean that's what Kanye's proved with those listening parties. Like he's just playing a CD.

40:24Like he's standing there in some big ass boots. He's steaming out on the sampler. Yeah, I just don't – I mean I always said Kanye would be back. I always said people don't actually care.

40:35Jason Stewart:You really did call it and it happened faster. It's just true. It did happen faster and there's no hit. That's the thing. there's no new music to speak i mean bully i mean there is new music but bully is not something people seem to be like i mean we were i was making fun of ride dick like a carnival when it came out but i watched the live stream of that uh of him playing that song and i was like okay i think i get it now once you see the live version the drums are a little more juiced up the crowd's going wild just the energy in the room you you understand why why it's so powerful and why people are so just like he's out he's on the top of music right now i would say i saw a lot of great clips of the pit and it did look like a fucking high school you know it looked like a high school dance when they play fucking you know something deftones or whatever don't don't don't come for deftones you're always trying to that's more of an alien ant farm kind of thing but yeah you know honestly i was looking for alien ant farm and i couldn't think of it so thank you honestly that's real talk

41:37Jason Stewart:friend uh friend of the show jess uh jubilee dj she said on twitter that clip of the floor seats look like january 6th and it did not not a single person of color in there just a bunch of guys who look like they live in palmdale you know definitely not uh censoring themselves when it's time to sing the n-word i don't want to be i don't want to you know i don't want to take it away from the issue at hand but no shots to palmdale can you imagine the traffic getting out of there oh baby oh no oh my god oh my god the track all the teslas getting out of there it's gonna be that was a tough night you weren't getting home till three you're putting your head on the pillow at three two yeah shows probably over at midnight unless you take the tesla tunnel good freaking luck i think that the the you know he they announced that he was kind of going to head on the wireless festival in the uk was sponsored by pepsi and uh i believe now because of pressure pepsi's pulled out uh and is no longer sponsoring wireless and wireless fest is a big one like that's a big dog yeah like that's a to lose your to lose your major sponsor after announcing your headliner uh seems like a real issue lose your funding like a carnival that's a tough and also coachella apparently um kanye offered to play coachella for free and they said no i mean nobody i don't know if that's true or not just insider speculation but i'll it's it's a little bit of a moot point because it's like yeah it's we're it's a week away we already have the set list you know like we we would have to build another stage for you and then sabrina carpenter's agent's gonna be pissed or whatever justin bieber's been practicing too he usually doesn't do that so we got to kind of let him we got to let him get up there and do his because it reminds me of last was it it was the last coachella like last year when um they're like oh yeah and travis scott's gonna perform too and they they had to build a stage in the middle like when they did the fred again skrillex kind of thing where they're like yes all the talent has been booked for two years but we're also going to throw a dj party kind of in the middle of all of it and then that turns into the only thing that everyone wants to go to because they're like yes you know bts is cool and blah blah is cool but like let's go fucking rave in the middle and when travis scott was performing it would it looked like you know a tire fire it was it looked like the mad max end of days that's what he wants that's what he wants which is what which is the vibe that he's trying to create definitely which is a nasty little vibe it's a january 60 60 vibe i look i didn't get an invite to the yay show i don't know if you did but i didn't get an invite so i did not i saw somebody was there i saw you know one a couple a couple friends of the show i didn't i didn't hit twin yet twin was there for sure he don't give a fuck yeah twin was there but i need to check in with him because he was probably there was you know he was there with playboy cardi or something knowing him so i gotta i gotta find out what was really going on backstage yeah you know trippy called and he said he wanted me to pull up so that's literally that's literally tricky trippy picked me up in the sprinter on on on labrea and we just kind of headed out i didn't really know yeah he just kind of slimed me out over there at sofi no i was listening to my spotify i unfortunately i got slimed out at sofi and um yeah here we are here's how i got slimed out at sofi no i was listening to my my release radar only on spotify and a fucking trippy red song came up and i had to like stop what i was doing that bad every time i've ever seen him out at a party i'm like you you are just the dumbest guy i've ever seen well i've met a dumber one but we'll talk about that later when i'm allowed um yeah i i don't there's also some drama going on in in the olivia rigo camp you know because there's a new um olivia rigo album cover that is uh a great picture of her on a swing and there's a painting that is apparently the reference but there's also a photo by another photographer who i'm also friends with that is a very beloved uh photo of uh artist mia from the new york times magazine this is the famous article with mia we're talking about truffle fries but she's swinging above manhattan it's a it's an unbelievable picture like one of one of his best pictures, honestly.

45:46And so now people are debating is this a rip-off and is it not? And then, you know, did it all come from the painting? What is the, you know, and then MIA people are like, you know, Olivia Rodrigo ripped off MIA, which is obviously not what happened here. That is not the case. But it's an interesting debate because I think that, does the source material matter if one thing has been made so famous already. Do you understand what I'm saying? If the reference is a painting, and maybe both people got it from that reference, but one picture came out first, you know what I mean? Where do we draw the line?

46:27What is the actual... It's a tough question.

46:29Jason Stewart:Or when do we erase the line? When do we really just straight up stop caring that it's a blatant facsimile of something else or whatever? At what point is somebody going to say, oh, that looks a whole lot like the MIA photo from 2011 or whatever it is? Okay, that's it. The world is burning. I'm not going to spend eight hours of my life arguing with people who are MIA stands. It's a thing. I don't think this would happen with a different brand of artists. You know what I mean? I think that this feels very in the Taylor-verse, everybody is stealing everything. thing no your your favorite has no original thoughts you know what i mean sure and i i think that i i'm gonna i i don't know what i think honestly i love both pictures though so i think they they both accomplished the goal um of that thing you know what i mean and i feel like the the mia one is more dramatic because new york's in the background but i think the very good one she's like smiling looks really happy which i feel like is a is a tone you're trying to set despite um vicky leaks enthusiasts uh hashtag celebs who copy mia calling olivia rodrigo kids bop courtney love that she's she's taken the courtney love and put a smile on it it does not sound like that's the thing about olivia rodrigo that i find so fascinating is that she has amazing taste and like lets you know that in ways that are subtle and you know over you know obvious and then her music her music doesn't her music does not sound like courtney love at all her music does not sound like whole at all to me sure i don't get that i also i think courtney love is a of uh a they don't make them like that no mo none of these shit none of these chicks could stand fucking toe-to-toe with courtney love in the in the ring of uh celebrity of course of course most men couldn't either but i mean that's another thing that's happened that i loved is that her her and her and billy corgan getting together to talk shit about kim gordon is really fucking funny was it did it divide you did it change your thought process about anything no i don't i'm not a big i'm a i'll courtney love is i'll take courtney love and whole over most things from that era i know but but but also billy corgan kind of feels like the feds at this point right billy corgan like you like if you put yourself into a 1995 backstage at fuji rocks or whatever you got billy corgan courtney love and kim gordon who do you want to have a cigarette with you know definitely courtney love i i i don't i don't know i don't think that billy unfortunately if you line these three up kim gordon is is very very cool but she's given us the least of those three for my money like i don't even love smashing pumpkins but smashing i mean that's smashing pumpkins billy corgan musical genius and songwriter but he's one of the dorkiest dudes of all time uncool as hell like likes cats likes wrestling he keeps he's ruined kim gordon i would say is making awful music now but has stayed cool like you know what i mean she's stayed very very cool and i think a lot of these older i mean we've talked about before but i think a lot of these kind of our legends which i would put these three in that category because they're you know a generation above us like you and i yeah you know i think a lot of them have ruined their i mean bruce springsteen is ruining his legacy right now you know what i mean these they just they just become they go from being the all-american hero to being a lesbian it's just not cool like it's we've talked about patty smith we talked about bruce bernstein whether it's instagram or whether it's like being like just so out there i don't know there's just no mystery like courtney love is crazy but it's like funny and like pretty charming and maybe i'm giving her a pass and i shouldn't but courtney love is not going to do like a facetime call with ellen degeneres for like a tv show that i just i yeah i just feel like courtney love's not going to go you know play venues to donate money to Bernie who's going to lose.

50:21I just feel like it's not I don't know. I just feel like it's sort of like I don't it's very tough to stay to continue to have a career and stay relevant and put out good music and be cool when you're 60. It's hard. It's like because the pressure to do all the stuff that young people do is on you. So you have to the label is still going to make you do TikTok. Also, Tim Gordon is 72. It's crazy. It's crazy.

50:49I can tell that she's mean and I like that about her, but I think that these old heads kind of coming out and saying shit is just funny. It's just entertaining.

50:57Jason Stewart:Yeah, it's a little, I mean, when you are that old head and then you see the world referencing you, you see, I mean, every single question that people ask these older people are just like, and we are guilty of it too. Like, do your kids think you're cool? Do your kids, you know, and they're like, oh, no, no. every single time my kid hates me my kid thinks i'm awful and a fucking idiot and so stupid until they need olivia rodrigo tickets they go wait mom olivia rodrigo knows who you are wait a minute like so they have to like the only way to bounce off their you know the rest of the world is just like uh we are your your faves reference so we sort of have to get in there and and wedge ourself into the discourse, but it doesn't always work because who wants to hear two people in their 60s gossip about something that happened before they were alive?

51:53I also appreciate that Kim Gordon does not participate whatsoever. She's not putting herself. She's like, I'm doing a reading actually in Pasadena tonight with Richard Hell. If you guys can make it, that'd be great. There's no, there's absolutely, she's like, I'm not getting in the mud with these fucking bozos. and I also respect that and appreciate that.

52:13Jason Stewart:Yeah, me and Gus Van Sant are going to go get fucking little doms. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, when we saw her in Culver City, of all places, and I was looking at her, I really wanted to know, I wanted to see what car she got into. I'm drawing a blank as to what kind of car Kim Gordon drives. Oh, Kim Gordon. I could see Kim Gordon having a Prius. Yeah, I know. Honestly, I could see Kim Gordon having a Prius or maybe an old car or a Volvo. New car, Prius, or Volvo. She did do a song called Murdered Out. Never mind. I thought it was a Porsche, but it was Lisa Love's Porsche. Lisa Love would definitely have a Porsche.

52:57That's real talk. Shout out. I watched a little bit of Saturday Night Live last night against my will just because two of my least favorite on earth, the Jacks, were hosting. Jack Gray. Jack Gray but but I it was you know who made an appearance to celebrate Jack Black's induction in the Five Timers Club Jonah Hill I gotta say Jonah Hill looked great he looked rich he looked relaxed he looked he looked great and it was it was it was good to see him and I'm sure something he has something to promote and that's why he's you know yeah trotting back out a little bit but it was good to see him I have to say I was happy I was happy to see him on SNL

53:33Jason Stewart:beautiful okay shout out to Jay Hill I have not watched it I know that he's in a movie called Outcome. That's like him and Keanu Reeves. It's like a film that he did. It looks pretty good. Good cast. That's the one where he looks kind of crazy. There's a scene picture of him. He looks crazy. I think it's a different one. This is an Apple original film. It's sort of like a mockumentary-ish thing about an actor dealing with stuff. But I don't know if it's the one where he was dressed like an insane person. But it's got Cameron Diaz, David Spade, everyone. But it looks like a real glimpse of current day.

54:18Jason Stewart:I live in Malibu, I'm rich, and I'm sort of into ayahuasca, and I'm dealing with a PR crisis kind of thing. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I've actually seen the trailer for this. I've seen the trailer for this. It does look pretty good. I think the one where he's crazy is called Cut Off. that's a comedy that was written, directed, and produced by Jonah. It's him and Kristen Wiig, Camila Cabello, Chelsea Perrault. Not Camilla. Camilla? And How Long Gone's own sire, Nathan Lane. Oh, wow. Okay. Bringing Nathan to the big screen again. Two wealthy siblings are forced to support themselves after their parents cut them off.

54:56Jason Stewart:It's a return. Say what you want about Jonah. He's done things that people don't like, but we need people bringing back the 90 minute comedy that costs 20 million to make and you know whatever or cost 50 million to make i just think that i just think that when jonah hills in movies that are popular the world is in a better place like think about it yeah get them to the greek it was before good old rusty rockets and p diddy were naps hey man i already forgot about that see i already forgot about that that is a classic though we can't how can we forget about get to the Greek. What's your Easter Sunday?

55:30What time are you going to church? Are you going to later service? I went yesterday.

55:35Jason Stewart:Did you do midnight? Oh, you did midnight mass before the clock. I always do midnight in Eagle Rock. You know, just bump over there and see my different parish. Check out my parish. We do like a little 5K. Check out my parish. I actually need to kick the tires on my parish if you guys are around. It's a 5K run walk. It gets hilly in a couple parts. Make sure you warm up beforehand. Yeah, it's 10 a.m. here on a Sunday. Already took Bean out for our rich mom walk. I'm just going to edit a pod, hit some kettlebells, and just eat some protein another day. Must be nice. I got to take the Escalade back to Money Naked Manhattan.

56:16Jason Stewart:Oh, no. I have to drive a 2026 Escalade to my Manhattan home. The Escalade, I got the blue with the Coke white interior this time. I'm feeling nasty. The valets be breaking their necks. How blue is, okay, so Coke White Interior, how blue, what blue is the outside? It's like a. Is it like Nomi Fry's Cerulean Veneta? No, it's like, hold on, I'll send you a picture. Is it sky blue? Is it baby blue? It's not baby blue. Baby blue Escalade with the white interior. No, it's not big timers baby blue. Okay. It's like a red. I just sent it to you. It's like a grayish, but it's a nice color. I like the color.

56:51It's a nice color.

56:52Jason Stewart:I hate it when the car is a grayish something. it's so hot no this isn't this isn't no i'm looking at it i'm looking it's a it's a handsome blue it's a handsome it's a it's not like slate it's not like that putty color at all it's like a real blue but this is the car this is the color car that you get when it's the little free rental car color you know i'm getting the black i've i've driven several escalades you get an orange putty i've gotten several escalades this is the best the red one the red electric that made the rumble shit i kind of fucked with the blue is a more daily driver but one time i had the sedan and that shit was nice and it was like an emerald green but i guess the only time i had green yeah that was they're all like reasonable they're definitely not black or white which is what everyone wants but they're reason they're not like fucking yellow with the stripe you know what i mean it's not like it's not hellcat colors got a little i just sent you that's the color escalade i want if i'm gonna go baby do you get hold on do you get the model too or is this just the car you know but everyone asks me that question you know what but when i think of escalade i always think of chromed out nose you know what i mean from the from the song sure sure all the noses i see are black and and they're not chrome so i'm a little do i have to add i guess what i'm asking is is it thanks fauci is it worth adding the chromed out nose just for the weekend should i keep one in like a storage space yeah just we'll just watch my nose swap tutorial video on youtube shorts oh not youtube i was talking to uh i was talking to dave geating about youtube shorts today he's like yeah i love when i throw it up on the tv and the aspects all fucked up and it looks like shit i was like yeah i guess i guess i've never thrown the shorts makes me feel young again yeah how long until we can get the the tv that can rotate vertical for my uh my short that's what i literally said to him i'm like you got to get the vertical tv in the studio so you can wash your shorts yeah your little bloomberg shorts terminal like dentist mode like dentist office you know where they got the tv above your head like you gotta flip it you gotta flip it like that's a good idea just have roku city and vertical 24 hours in the crib roku roku is one of the crazy i still don't know what roku is i've never had it i don't know what it is i know that's a term and i see it sometimes on tvs especially in hotels i don't know what it is i don't know what it does it reminds me of i mean there's like cheddar remember cheddar cheddar was like a Cheddar was a Netflix thing, I believe.

59:16It had original content. It's a Cheddar original? What I know about Roku is that it's some sort of streaming service.

59:24Jason Stewart:Yeah, but I think it's free. I guess the difference is it's like a version of the Apple TV. It's a piece of hardware that you could bring with you so people will have these little sticks. It's like a little HDMI stick with the Roku. so that has all of your streamers on there and then you know whatever it is like if i have this one package for my like watching like premier league football or this is my anime thing or whatever throw it in the suitcase and then plug it into the tv at the back of the uh the bonvoy marriott and we're watching our fucking crunchy roll on the go let me tell you what i'm never gonna do is that i ain't ever i ain't ever gonna if you need your programs that bad you got a problem i don't care if it's sports i don't care if it's fucking i don't yeah that's too much but also here's what but you know that that is too much and i agree with that but a thing that i've considered traveling with is a retractable hdmi to hdmi cable for when i'm in the hotel there is no um chrome casting or whatever it's just you and the you know family guy reruns on on comedy central with the dick pill ads you just just run the hdmi to the laptop and we're watching you know all of our shit on there what do you think i mean obviously you wouldn't do that because it's a little too techie right yeah i don't i i don't no tech shit no tech shit man honestly no tech shit i i just like if anyone can recommend a good travel size retractable hdmi i already bring a podcasting kit and a computer it's in my amazon wish list that seems yeah just go to jason's profile on instagram you can see his wishlist and just bless him with whatever actually speaking of no tech shit uh i had a little bit of a an epiphany yesterday all these tech people are taking psychedelics like the brian johnson guys like synthesizing like frog venom into like you know whatever like everyone is going crazy with the psychedelics we're microdosing whatever but they're not doing it in the right way that god intended to you know they're not like taking you know an eighth of mushrooms and wandering in the forest and like speaking to the trees they're like doing fucking coding sprints or whatever or like pickleball something do you think there are people somewhere in the bay area who take psychedelics right before updating their apple os oh definitely okay definitely definitely take a hero's dose you know go out for eight hours wake up and you have a new os to explore oh my god dude that's that's drugs itself bro are you kidding me that's my drug bro if i if i if i sober update my os and go to sleep and i wake up with all that new shit all the steve apple shit all the new tim apple shit on my computer liquid glass while you're fucking peaking oh my god bro now you're talking about shit fuck coachella i already got my plans i got my plans um all right how long gone thank you guys for listening howlonggone.com is the website we're back next week with with more podcasts um If you're in L.A.

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