933. - Chris & Jason

27:51This is a victory for us and our whole cohort when you see this kind of stuff happen, even though this guy's name is crazy.

27:56Jason Stewart:Okay, Tan Guy DeStable, come on the pod if you speak good enough English, okay? I doubt if he does. It looks like he does a lot of movie, soundtrack-y kind of stuff. Oh, okay. Damn, crazy. Good for him. Figured it out. He met Natalie in the... Yeah, never mind. He's a pretty good-looking guy. I'm taking it all back. Yeah, I mean, Natalie Portman can pull. I mean, there's no question that she's going to pull. She looks amazing. I mean, she's got to be, she's got two kids already, three kids already, and she's got to be in her mid-50s. She got trois. Trois, baby. Yeah, she's got to be in her mid-50s.

28:29Looks great. I wanted to see if you had seen Busboys yet.

28:34Jason Stewart:Portman, 44. Don't hate. She's 44? 1981. Oh, wow. I just thought she was older. I think that's some shit. I just thought she was older because of the kids, I guess. The two kids are with her husband, who she divorced a couple years ago, and this is her first child with tan guy destable i really want to say detestable but what do you know yeah i mean what's up with have you seen the the trailer for bus boys no are you familiar with what bus boys is that is the fucking uh the movie with theo vaughn and david spade theo vaughn david spade tim dylan trevor wallace bobby lee jay pharaoh jay pharaoh it's got it's got x snl because Wasn't there a movie, because remember like maybe six months ago or something, there was a movie trailer and it was Theo Von Andruski and it looked like one of the worst things ever.

29:24Jason Stewart:Is this the same thing, but they like turned it into a new movie? This is different, I believe. I feel like that had a churchy angle and this one is two guys who are busboys. This is, yeah, this is somehow worse, I think, than that. It's playing at the Americana today, two showtimes, the hot zones at 2.30 p.m. and 5 p.m. It's crazy. So you really got to want it. I watched the trailer and I was shocked. I was like, this is... 62 on Rotten Tomatoes. That's higher than I thought it was going to be. Theo Vaughn does not need to be acting. Like, what are you doing, man? It's fine. Like, you don't have to do this.

29:56Somebody lost money on this. He might have lost money on this time-wise.

29:59Jason Stewart:Well, I mean, I think he may have come out of pocket for it. That's even worse. You can't lose time and money. Yeah, the first review, one star. I walked out. I really like Theo, but this movie is bad. Damn. I hate to see your boy Spade going down like this though. That's what I was really... That's what happens when you get a little older and you start being unsure about your place in the world and where you fit in and if you were cool or not or if you're cool now and you start, you know, I'm just going to do what the kids want me to do kind of thing. You know, kind of like Nine Inch Nails making techno music or pairing with the techno DJ to kind of young it up and stay relevant with the kids kind of thing.

30:41I've never seen people lick nuts more than nine inch noise. People are talking to me like that, like they saw the Beatles.

30:49Jason Stewart:I mean, my nuts, sorry, my mouth is going to be all those nine inch nuts tonight. I just, I said this to you guys, nine inch nails, legendary. No, no arguing that. I get it. But, but I just think that we, we are forgetting. Like I said, I said to see like the lyrics, I want to fuck you like an animal. Like, does it get cornier than that? Wait, he says, fuck my mom. Didn't let me have the dirty. Yeah, you didn't have... Wait, hold on. This whole time. I'm going to frig you like an animal. Imagine saying that to a girl. I'm just very surprised at what Nine Inch Nails has become. Because it was, once again, it was sort of like fake outrage, like alternative radio rock.

31:27Like, let's be honest. That's what that was. That's what that song was. 100 % what it was.

31:32Jason Stewart:I mean, I know how your brain works with music. And I know what your cringe points are, your trigger moments are. I have my peeves that song is good as hell I'm not saying the song is bad all the songs are good as hell I remember being younger when that song came out and I would be like it's a little much that song my mommy is taking me to school and I'm listening to K-Rock and that's what we're listening to right now it's a little mucho but I've spent enough time with the nails to be able to just enjoy it and watch it and revel in the cool electronic power of it or whatever. It's just amazing to me what the revisionist history on all of the music, the radio alternative rock of our youth.

32:18That's all. It continues to surprise and delight. That's what I'll say.

32:22Jason Stewart:I mean, you're the one who likes the Goo Goo Dolls. Yeah, but the Goo Goo Dolls. They're kind of the subject number one for that discourse. No, but the Goo Goo Dolls aren't cool. No one's talking about them like the way that people talk about Rage Against the Machine or Nine Inch Nails. Like Goo Goo Dolls is considered corny, but they got hits. It's a very different Like Goo Goo Dolls was also on pop radio They were on like top 40 radio Nine Inch Nails and Rage Against the Machine Is Limp Bizkit and corn If you really want to look at it But people aren't ready for that conversation And the Chili Peppers Well the Chili Peppers predated all to me kind of But maybe they don't actually No they predated but there was a sweet spot I was thinking about this a couple days ago When the first Rage Against the Machine album came out Blood Sugar Sex Magic came out and there's like one or two other like seminal records right in that same zone and it was that was when the vibe shipped maybe it was a metallica the black album i don't know yeah i mean it was it was cringy and poppy and big kind of like um sabrina carpenter last night did you watch it with the the illuminati ritual of madonna i mean i'm excited do you think this new madonna is going to be good i like that i like the cover art i like the album i like what I've seen so far.

33:33Jason Stewart:I think as long as Madonna is not involved in the creation of it, it has a chance of being good because she's working with the original, you know, the perfect person who she's worked with before, Stuart Price, I believe. But this is basically the version, the second version of the album that is beloved. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Confessions on the Dance Floor, part two.

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34:56Pepsi Prebiotic Cola, unbelievably Pepsi. but that don't you think that might set the bar a little too high well i think it's because that

35:07Jason Stewart:that era of madonna and that style of music being popular now like the sort of revival of that sound being so good and then her going back and getting this this guy that linked up originally and you know is a legendary electronic producer it makes sense but i think that madonna her like just watching her on stage you know she's whatever 67 68 or something like that and the brain inside of that body you know things aren't clicking around you know she's she's more similar to like a joe biden you know getting pushed out for a press conference then you know but she can still move around and like she has dexterity and how does her how does her voice How does her voice sound?

35:51Jason Stewart:Not good. Not good. Well, I mean, she was sort of lip syncing, but she forgot to hold the mic up to her mouth a bunch of times, and she would lift it up to her head halfway through the lyric. What is the – It was a little rough. They were doing her song, though. They weren't doing – They did Vogue and Like a Prayer, and then I think they played Madonna's new song, and then Madonna did a long speech, and Sabrina Carpenter just had to like stand there. Did they kiss? They didn't kiss. That's what I was wondering because that's sort of the Madonna Illuminati thing. You could tell that Sabrina knew and it was like Chris Rock and Will Smith.

36:32Jason Stewart:Like, you ain't gonna get me this time, motherfucker. Because she did it with Britney, the first Illuminati kiss, and then Drake at Coachella where she sat on his lap and kissed him. But Drake was on stiff, So she had a, she was, that was, I was, I was there. I was close to the stage and I saw the look on Drake's face and he was not happy about that microaggression. I don't, I don't think it's, I, I, I think Drake, I mean, I don't think her ass is fat enough for Drake. I will agree with that. Even if she was in her BBL phase, but I don't, I don't know, man. I think Drake, I don't know, dude. I think Drake's a real dog.

37:14I think, I think Drake said, let me get a bone.

37:17Jason Stewart:If it's a younger Madonna, sure. Yeah, maybe he was just surprised. Maybe he was just taking it back, and he didn't want to be on Chubb in front of all those people. But also, Drake, the Iceman knows what that kiss means, the kiss of death. He's watched The Godfather. That's the fucking blueprint for his whole career and life, man. You know what happens when the Don, you can't spell Madonna without Don, you know, third eye shit. The Don comes over, gives you that little kiss on stage. The Don. No one has ever called her that. When the Don comes sit on your lap and then gives you that smooch, Drake knows exactly what that means.

37:54Jason Stewart:The person selling slushies outside, they're like, whoa, that was crazy. They don't know what that means. Drake, he's been in the rooms with the Lior Cowens. He knows what that kiss means. And he said, oh, damn. I got the itis in me now. That's true. You're probably right. Yeah, I am probably right. Where is Iceman, though? That's the question. I'm still looking for Iceman. And why are people so mad about the chairs at the game? You see the chairs? I saw he had the two front row seats that he likes to sit in. It wasn't the Toronto Raptors stadium. It was a different team, right? Or was it a WNBA team or a lower?

38:29Jason Stewart:I think it was in Toronto. Maybe not. I think it was too, but I thought maybe it was a college or a minor league or a WNBA. Anyway, it doesn't matter, but he had sort of like prosthetic plastic clear inserts on top of his chest. Prosthetic ice? To mimic that his seats are frozen and icy and then him and Chubbs can sit on it for the whole game and everybody look at me kind of thing. I don't think that people are hating on it. They're more so just like it kind of looks like a Tyrannosaurus Rex nutted on your chairs and then you and your friends are going to sit your denim tears, Crumheart's ass on there and have your tequila and soda.

39:15Jason Stewart:I see no problem with it. watch the lady raptors play i would love i see no problem with it either it's just like it's stupid but also let's say i mean to me it's it's it's procrastinatory behavior people who have a you got one big goal that you need to accomplish you just gotta finish the book you just gotta finish the album and this motherfucker will do anything but do that do you think that maybe and i i you know obviously ovio chris i'm gonna be like we need a we need chapter 17 done chris and he said I'm going to learn how to fly fish instead. I'm going to give Drizzy a break on this and say what if they did it as a surprise?

39:51You know what I mean? What if the team...

39:52Jason Stewart:A surprise glazing of the chair. Yeah, what if they were like, oh, Iceman's coming. What if we did this to celebrate that? Maybe Drake would like it. I mean, that's a real... I think that's a real possibility. Yeah, but there's also another possibility that someone from Drake's team will come over and say, never do this again. Drake does not like... The boy does not ever want to be surprised again. And then, you know, someone gets quietly fired. That's also true. That's also a very, very good option. Yeah, do you think people are too afraid to surprise Drake? Like, what do you do for him, you know?

40:22Jason Stewart:Other than, like, get him a prostitute. Like, what are you going to, like, buy him a watch? He's going to be like, cool, put it with the other ones. You can't buy him anything. He's an experienced guy. You know what I mean? Are we renting out Canada's Wonderland? He's an experienced guy. You know, are we giving him two prostitutes instead of one? Like, what is the experience going to be? It's going to be like, I got this Rihanna sex doll. do you remember remember when he went remember when he like i don't think it was for rihanna but remember when he rented out dodger stadium for dinner that's this that's some shit man that's some shit that's that that's the most drakeian thing somebody could ever do no it is the most canadian black guy thing someone could ever do buying no that buying the birkins for my future wife shit is crazy that's that's really crazy what what is that exactly he just bought he has a collection of Birkins because they're for his future wife and he like talks about it oh oh he he he oh okay like like setting up a Roth IRA for your grandkids I'm just gonna keep all these beautiful purses in my closet until I find the right guy I mean woman and then I'm gonna give her all these bags and I'm gonna and then I'm gonna comb her hair and do her makeup so no no don't make it American girl don't American girl I mean it's there's a little American girl I mean there's a lot of American girl look I mean and that and guess who that American girl doll look like look like Millie Bobby Brown coming down the hall that is actually Millie Bobby Brown that is actually true that is actually true I think Millie look if Millie Bobby Brown her man break up I think Drake could swoop in be a stepdad it'll be fine well there's no I know but the damning part of it is like he's like Millie Bobby Brown I'm probably going to devote most of my time to her when she's 13 and now that she's like a 37 year old soft core porn model it's done the the no she's not she's the moat is closed yeah he's maybe less interested what's drake's moat i'm just using founder he's maybe he's maybe less interested he's maybe less no but i mean it's weird every time i see a picture of her on on the feed and it just looks like soft core porn i mean she looks incredibly old like i don't know how i'm not really sure what you do to make yourself look like that exactly like the choices being made it's like sort of like i'm not saying it's not plastic surgery it's like the way she does her hair and makeup and shit it's like a it's like a it's a choice to look old kind of um a little megan trainery energy don't talk about goat like that don't talk about megan just people people that looks like they like this the look on their face yeah like you're you're ever you're forever changed after doing some sort i'm not saying they did a deal with the devil but they have the the energy and aura who has had like some sort of massive detrimental transaction you know occurring inside of their body that's that's i think with both of those people that's very possible i mean at least millie barbie brown never has to work again i think mega trainer yeah she has six kids you know she's got a husband who don't work that trainer ain't cheap either but she i mean she looks she looks loco man she looks like a 47 year old child i think that yeah it's john benet vibes absolutely that's that's that's 100 % what it is did you see the video of ice spice getting duffed out at the mcdonald's in hollywood i did see that i did see what do you think was going on there because because this girl walked in and they talked for see when i saw a sneeko get duffed out that was sick because a guy just walked by him and fucking punched him in the face didn't say anything didn't that is the way if you're going to do that you got to do it like that don't talk Don't talk.

43:55That's a waste of time. If you're really about it.

43:57Jason Stewart:Duff 101. We got 50 cent over here. Duff 101. I'll tell you all the ways. Yeah, but I think that I Spice in a hoodie in a McDonald's with no security. I Spice is pretty famous, right? I don't really have a gauge. I'm surprised that she could get touched like that. Yeah. I'm surprised she could get touched like that. But what do you think I Spice is doing to get touched? That's my real question. okay well this this seems like because there there are the you know there's the the guy who who punched sneaker like you said or you know luigi who shoots the ceo without saying hey buddy fuck you for ruining my shit you know just shoot him just punch him whatever just shoot me um i think these are the psychosis of the super fan the selena the you remember rihanna or was it was rihanna's house that got shot up yeah yeah like two weeks ago and it was like oh this is it got shot up by somebody who believes in their mind that rihanna is like sending her messages to kill herself you know it's just like crazy schizophrenic people so this person probably has like a parasocial relationship with ice spice and saw her at mcdonald's caught her lacking and she said you've been visiting my dreams for the last seven years ice spice and now i'm gonna hit you and throw a fucking sprite at you it looked a little bit like that but it looked the reason i'm saying this i think it was a personal it was personal beef i think somebody could have fucked somebody's man i think it looked a little to me to me i have no i've no obviously i'm seeing this just like you i don't have any audio um my sources haven't sent me the tapes yet um it it looks like it looks a little more like all right bitch i found you you know what i mean it could be something pre-fame jason who knows this could be this could be something dating back years before ice spice was ice spice yeah i guess if you're as famous as ice spice what are you doing eating inside of a fast food restaurant in hollywood freaks everywhere scum of the earth walking the streets don't eat i mean who eats inside of a mcdonald's period anywhere in 2026 oh okay well i think that a lot of people like the full experience jason you know i think you want to you know some of us no so go to go to any mcdonald's it's drive-thru only it's like one percent of the population eats inside McDonald's.

46:07Jason Stewart:It's old people and homeless people. No shade. Well, the most disgusting thing you can do is eat in your car. So, but the problem is the McDonald's is going to smell up the car before you get home. So you're fucking your car up no matter what. Yeah, and you want to eat some of those fries in the car on the way home, but then you open the bag and smell it. What I'm saying is the only scent-free option is eating in, which I agree is twisted. Well, this is my option. You are able to eat inside of a McDonald's if you are, you know, a world-famous millionaire celebrity. it can't just be at the one on sunset and highland you know it has you have to be in calabasas you have to be in malibu you have to be i would say i would say you have to be doing a cross-country road trip outside of indianapolis is what i would say is that he's even more he's even more you can't be in the epicenter where um where all the shit's going down but they went outside and kept it going and ice spice was whipping her ass a little bit so that's what makes me think it's a little it's a little more it's deeper than rap okay well here's another another idea there was a video like a year or so ago of i forgot who it was but it was like a rapper getting trying to get jacked or steal his car jewelry in the parking lot and then he ended up you know pulling out some guns with his friends and you know shooting at him and scaring him away and they released like the security footage later and then they found out that it was all staged as a way to make him look more cool and gangster like he's filming a movie, to up the street rep.

47:37Jason Stewart:So maybe Ice Spice did this. Maybe her friend who came in and fought her, she was a hired actor. All right, well, okay. So do you want me to Venmo the guy that we are hiring to duff you out at Coachella or do you want me to not? Now that Ice kind of stole your thunder, we'll wait till next year. Well, if we are going to orchestrate this so I could demonstrate my gangsta, you have to let me know ahead of time because otherwise I'll just get beat up by a guy. You know what I mean? I got to know. You're saying you have to be in on it or it won't work is what you're saying. I can't surprise you. The sucker punch will work and then not much good will happen to me.

48:20The sucker punch will absolutely do it. It's supposed to do it.

48:22Jason Stewart:I'm supposed to know that he's sucker punching me. I spin around. I catch it. you know okay okay elbow to the to the throat elbow to the adam's apple jackie jeans mode you're going fucking you're going crazy on them no it's i mean i'm i don't i'm not like going like karate it's more like a krav maga i'm gonna go down knee on the back you know until krav mcgrah i got i well i'm bringing my cargo shorts so i'll have a couple zip ties in there in case i need to you know i dude i look i don't go anywhere without my zip ties i totally get it dude what if how long gone made green and blue zip ties if you don't go around with zip ties i mean because it guns too much maces for women zip ties that's all we got yeah no i got it is unfortunately it is giving ice a little too much definitely um yeah but at coachella i mean i i wonder how long until there's some right wing leaning brands that make i don't want to vilify zip ties zip ties can be used for good and bad like all things in the world you know it is true It is, unfortunately.

49:18Jason Stewart:I was using it as a mobile temporary handcuff situation in this reference, unfortunately. That is reckless in this environment. Which we can use, you know, the good guys can use zip ties too. Yeah, good guys. But I mean, how cute a blue one on the left wrist and a green zip on the right wrist. I'll just wear them. What's your stack? What's your handcuff stack? What if it was just sort of like accessories, you know? You could look at it that way. What's your zip tie stack? Um, yeah, when I was, when I was watching Coachella yesterday, also, the, uh, the turnstyle show, it was interesting to see, you know, just how big they are and, you know, how, to see the crowd, you know, wearing, like, speed t -shirts with, you know, football jerseys and tough looking guys, and they're doing, like, the heart hands into the camera, if the camera goes on them, it's like.

50:11Dude, take me back to fucking morning again and drag body. And I can't with this shit, dude. Like, I just, like, imagine being at Hellfest 99 and somebody giving fucking heart hands, you know, while turmoil's on stage. There's just... What the fuck are you? What the fuck are you?

50:33Jason Stewart:And it makes me feel, you know, old guy shouting at the clouds, kind of, because, you know, when you watch, like, every band is everything now. Like, when you watch the XX, they are a slow, crying ballad band. They are also a Jamie XX remix dance party. They're also a reggae young thug song. And when you watch, you know, all these, everyone has all of their everything. and now when you watch Turnstile do a hardcore show, there's all these synths and electronic moments and they have like a dance party moment in the middle of the set. Really? Yeah, and they have all these visuals of kids talking about how awesome hardcore is.

51:16Jason Stewart:The difference, like what we have to do on stage at these big things is not just play your songs unless you are appealing to an older audience only. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Oasis can get away with it. But even Oasis has insane fucking AI visuals going on. It's rare. Yeah. I mean, people got to have something to look at. The band ain't enough. A bunch of guys in cool clothes jumping around is not enough. Speed sucks though, right? I don't really listen to them, but I don't think it's for me. They have the flute. It's very popular. It's very popular. Oh, it's the flute band. Yeah, no, I'm all set.

51:51I've seen that. I'm all set.

51:52Jason Stewart:It's a little hot. I'm sure they're nice guys and mutual friends. It's a little hot topic-y for me. Oh, I see. But it's very popular. very popular very popular well you got look if that's the thing if you're gonna if you're gonna cross over whether that's your goal or not that there's there's things that have to be in play to allow that and you know being like 45 year old fucking union plumbers in carhartt and dickies ain't gonna do it these days it ain't and but it was cool to see a a real hardcore man play at coachella you know whatever proud hardcore kid moment but you you cannot play a hardcore show at a at a venue where the crowd is so far away from the stage they're playing on like the maybe like the second biggest stage or something like that so you know it's like 50 feet away from there's no head walking anyone there's nothing there's nothing and if you can't head i feel can't head walk i mean kind of what's the point i don't mean to no head walk no stage drive and then you know because the band also kind of just has to stand there you know the interacting with the crowd literally and physically is if you don't do that then a hardcore show it is not yeah that so if people are saying is hard is turnstile a hardcore band i believe they are but as soon as you start playing shows where the crowd can't touch you and you can't touch the crowd then it's not hardcore anymore i mean that's every festival i'm sure but yeah what are you what are you gonna do not hardcore festivals well yeah those yeah you lose money on those though and there's like two not anymore no i think that one in that one in england i bet is the biggest one i bet the rest of them just do okay what's the one what's the you know i'm talking about the one that's in like manchester yeah out outbreak it's not about the money bro well i think it kind of about the money i mean i think that i mean to me it's about loyalty and brotherhood you fucking pussy look i look i i'm with you bro i'm not the one getting an offer to play outbreak but if they call we'll do it obviously you know obviously we would do it uh i had a very weird night last night wow okay in the 11th hour talk to me about it i went to see jeremy's movie because he i had nothing i got home from the hanover pop-up and i was sort of like what's that movie called again i'm not i can't say it uh and i didn't i didn't have any i was like oh i don't have plans and it's like 6 30 and then he texted us and i was like you know what fuck it i'm just gonna go i didn't know where new art was i had never been to west i'd never been to west la in my entire life i did not know where i was like i did not it was it wasn't that far of a drive but i was like i've never been here i don't know what's going on and parking was very difficult and i get i get there you know i walk up and there's all these fucking autograph freaks for olivia wilde because she's like co-hosting the the the talk and jeremy and i are outside like talking and you see an issue like a black you know suburban pull up and it stops in front and then i think she clearly sees all these autograph guys and they go around so the suv continues around the corner i'm sure there's a back door at new art or whatever and these fucking guys they take off like it's the olympic trials like guys that guys that should not be running guys that haven't run in years are are holding running like gout gout they're gout gout running with a giant book smart poster to get signed by olivia olivia wild it was just such a crazy it was just such an insane thing to see you know i was just like so it really it really was just such a wild to risk a cardiac arrest to make you know 48 dollars on this ebay poster sale yeah it was it was just something to a guy who's gonna like jack off to the signature or something like that but then so then i you know i watched the movie i did i did like the movie and did nargis do the music i don't know i think she might have done the music anyway shout out if you did i watched the movie i like it i say i say goodbye to jeremy and then I'm like, oh, now it's, you know, it's nine o 'clock, 10 after nine.

55:45There's nowhere to eat. You know, it's LA. Everything's closed. So I'm like, all right, fuck it. I'm going to Google the closest Air One. I'll just go there. That's a safe bet. You know, I go to the Air One in Santa Monica was the closest. And wow. So you went even further. You, you hit Santa Moniz. Well, because it was Air One's going to close at 10. So what's the better, you know, the better bet was to drive eight minutes versus whatever, 20 minutes. And then I went to Santa Monica Air One, which, you know, you get there at 915. they're bleaching the floors and there's one piece of buffalo cauliflower left so I had to cobble together an Erewhon jail meal of what they had left under the lamps it was just a very bizarre it was a very strange

56:24Jason Stewart:it was a strange night for me overall positive I'm going to have to socialize so much today that I needed that but it was just a funny night how's the Santa Monica Juan talent looking? there was no talent to be seen It was Friday night at 9, 10. If there's talent there, they're not talent. You know what I mean? Oh, period. No shade to Santa Monica. I just feel like that's not the location for that. No, I'm with you. That's not the location for that. So you did like the movie, though. I did like the movie. It did make me want to go to Warsaw. It really did. You've never been, right? No, and I've wanted to go before, but it does look like, it looks relatively charming, at least in the movie, which I'm sure was the goal.

57:09Jason Stewart:said no one ever right no it does look very charming it looks charming yeah i don't i don't um but yeah i did like it and it was polish sounds like a tough lingo to learn very tough yeah i know those i know that there's like a clip of charlie speaking polish that people are really liking it's like a i thought it was i could learn a phrase or two if somebody's paying me bro you can't even learn one word also speaking of coachella lastly um my girl tina shay is getting inflamed for doing a fake dj set bro okay tinashe look good that's what it's about i know i agree like stop dude we don't we don't need tinashe to be up there like john summit like who cares yeah it's kind of the standard now what are the receipts though like they've heard it before somewhere or they just have video of her not touching anything yeah it's usually just video of somebody on stage and they're like just hitting a bunch of buttons and turning a bunch of knobs but nothing's actually happening.

58:02Well, most DJs are jumping around, pushing a bunch of knobs, and I can't tell if it's real or not. It's true.

58:07Jason Stewart:Yeah, it doesn't really matter, especially when you're on a big old stage. Does she do this a lot, though? I think it's a new thing. I think it's a new thing. Well, that makes a little more sense than people. T can do whatever she wants, though. I ain't mad. I agree. HowLongOn, thank you for listening. Have a wonderful weekend. HowLongOn.com is the website. We'll be back next week with more podcasts, and we appreciate you listening. Yeah. Wish me luck this weekend, y 'all. Pray for you. Later. Later. I want to be forgotten. And I don't want to be reminded. They said, please don't make this harder.

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