969. - Chris & Jason

0:18How long gone? Chris Black coming to you from beautiful London. It's coming home, Jason. How are you?

0:24Jason Stewart:How am I? Oh, I'm riding high. It was a little tough to see Norway go down yesterday where'd you watch the match i went to a um pub well some people are calling it a fake pub because it's nice and new but it's called the fat badger in uh nodding hill and it was you know what what fascinated me because this is obviously my first experience in getting caught up in the vortex of football in real time you know when like when sports are on at places in america in my experience everybody's kind of hanging out and the sports are on you know what i mean like some people are concentrating more than others but overall we're socializing and there's some tvs in the room the game's on but the bros are chatting we're getting another round of wings yeah and i have a feeling the opposite was happening down at the badger the badger was rammed uh with you know like hot west end girls and the guys that can afford them and uh it was yeah it was it was full concentration this badger was rammed every single person in the room was facing the screen like there was you know what i mean there was no like there was no side convos going on so it was i stayed i stayed till like 12 30 i couldn't do the 2 a.m i couldn't i didn't have it in me oh yeah i forgot yeah i mean i was watching the match around lunchtime i feel yeah it was it was like a 10 10 p.m start so izzy and i had dinner in the neighborhood and then we walked over um and you know british people she just knows more about football than i would ever imagine that she would you know it's it's it really is a cultural difference it's just i'm looking at photos of the fat badger i don't know if i would call this a pub this looks like a very nice rustic restaurant hey i'm just telling you i agree with you but i'm not i'm not an expert i it was referred to as a pub to me um it's connected to that restaurant canteen i think i've been to it's quite good i think you might have been there too yeah but anyway i mean i mean is there is do we need to invent a new word for a modern nice well back in the venture capital backed pub back in the day it was gastropub you know yeah this is a gas fab badger is a great gastropub addition into the marketplace because you can also have you know i'm sure at your table you can get a little cup full of pretzel sticks or sun chips or cheesy doodle sticks and then also if you need you know a quail's brain or a calf's liver or you know duck terrine don't mind if i do we also are offering a wiser melon smoothie for 14 quid here yeah it's definitely a little bit of that but i also i think that the differentiation that i've been hearing is it's not a real boozer which you know obviously i i know the difference between even though people seem to be boozing as well as other things i know the difference between you know bar and real boozer i think okay so for our listeners at home a boozer is like you go to we we're doing serious drinking here versus you We're milling about having a glass of orange, some type of spritz, and that's about it, versus we're going here, 50 % chance we're getting arrested kind of vibe.

3:29Jason Stewart:I'm going to call the guy. That kind of stuff. It seemed to be people in the packet last night. When several guys are going to the bathroom together, it only means one thing, Jason, and that's cocaine or gay sex. So it could have been both. Yeah, so they said this white powder is going back to where it belongs. It is coming home, right up the old trusty. It's coming home. She's making a move on the right, a quick move on the right nostril, and in she goes. But the best part was I didn't know. Obviously, I don't follow the sport. So when the first goal was scored by England, everyone started singing Hey Jude.

4:00I was like, what the fuck? Is this just like a British song that everybody likes? Like, what's going on? And then I did find out the player's name. Guy who's never heard Hey Jude. Yeah. So British song?

4:09Jason Stewart:Everyone seems to know it. I should learn this. But then I found out the guy who scored, I think scored a couple goals, his first name is Jude. so that made a little more sense to me once i i did the math on that we're talking about jude bellingham yes who is the hot 22 year olds um yeah soccer player and carolyn was like oh wow bellingham i was like how do you know who bellingham is she's like yeah every on the feed i talked to a an unnamed gay man earlier today who was like i was looking at my search history this morning and i realized i had searched you know jude bellingham nude uh last night during during during the game i do know him that name does sound familiar i mean yeah i was like yeah actually carolyn he was in a skims ad and before i could even finish saying this the k in the word skims she hit me with the oh so he's okay see these guys because the famous guy on england from what i could tell was a guy named harry harry kane harry kane who is who looks extremely british but also looks 10 years older than he is from the stress of carrying the team on his back yeah he looks older than calvin harris yes he does but he looks a lot he looks like calvin harris's um republican older brother yeah he does look like a tory yeah he does have he does have that look about him but yeah he famously announced that he had uh did a round of golf with trump last year and you know so it really is like do you want this you know blonde haired blue-eyed british guy who hangs out with trump or who also looks 43 or do you want the 23 year old mixed race guy with uh who's hairless and hung well you know it's it's not tough or your other option is the guy from norway who looks like a villain you know who's who's also villain is putting it nicely he's one of the most interesting looking people on planet earth i i really like it harry kane was born in 1993 that's crazy had fully formed brains at that age and he looks our age dude he looks he he looks like he's been in like the accounting department and it's it's stressed him out that that's the vibe this is this is british he's got british disease some of our finest brits have it where you look like a little cherubic angel and then you turn 27 and guy who works at the docks it just turns one day turns on you it turns i bet you have a look at a photo of him when he was 16 he looked four well it's like the it's like prince harry and prince william you know they've aged like a fine cheese in the sun yeah it's really it's not it's not great like a humbled fall fog yes exactly august noontime heat i love smoking on that humboldt fog um but yeah anyway it was it was a fun it was fun to be a part of it i uh i like i said i made it as late as i could because i've been out late i went to see george at fabric oh yeah he invited me to that i was so bummed i was like what what time frame is chris gonna attend this club is it gonna be 9 45 to 10 15 and he was like i met no no no no he and he was like yeah that's confirmed and and just let But you know, the club doesn't open at 945.

7:07Jason Stewart:He will be there. Just to kind of check out. I'm going to be outside. Know where the exits are and stuff like that. Hanging around. Yeah, I have to walk the premises to make sure I know how to get out. First one in, first one out. I met Shod at Space Talk, a new listening room around the corner, I guess, which was quite cool, actually. And then... The fat badger of listening rooms, I'm reading. I got to say, man. I got to say, fabric. Legendary nightclub fabric, which I, you know, I recognize the history. history um the smell in that room is something i have like obviously we got there like 11 so it wasn't that early it wasn't that early the smell the smell inside of fabric is something that has never touched my experience nostrils ever before like i don't even know what the mixture is that makes it so pungent notes of frankincense what are we thinking yeah that's yeah if that's a new designer drug i've never heard of that makes people blossom it's like obviously it's a mix of whatever the British version of Fabuloso is.

8:06You know what I mean? And maybe incense and maybe spilled beer and also buzz balls. And I just don't know what the possible combination could be to get this. It's so twisted. It is so twisted on the nose. Okay.

8:21Jason Stewart:So the Fabulosa, I just looked it up. Fabulosa, I was like, what's the British version of Fabuloso cleaner? And it said it's called Fabulosa. There you go. Boom. We just changed one letter. It's just a female conjugation. Yeah, so I know all about the smell of nightclubs. You do. Having spent a lot of time in them. That's why I'm bringing this up. And it's not unlike the smell of a bar or a pub. And when you go into, I've always, I don't know how much of it is like psychosomatic, but when you go into a club before it is open and full of people, it has a much different smell than when the lights are on and the gear is turned on and sound is happening.

9:02Jason Stewart:it just distracts you from it but when you go in to pick up that you know that bar tab that you forgot the credit card everyone listening has done and you go you know 2 45 p.m a disgruntled bar back is trying to find your card for you and that smell just decades of beer in in the wood flooring in the sub flooring just stale damp air cigarettes it's just vermin i know but there was something I have not smelled this as much as you. God bless. Obviously, you've spent a lot of time in the club, too. You've been at the club picking up that bar check the next day, the little$375 bar check. They hit me with that automatic 20 % when you leave the Visa debit.

9:43You know what I mean? Yeah, we've all been there.

9:45Jason Stewart:Yeah, they hit you with the 20%. We've all been there on the promoter side as well as the customer forward-facing side. But, I mean, I guess it takes a special club to have such a special smell. I think it's the history. I think it's the history. I think it's been there for so long that it predates. There's smells that predate our current era that I wouldn't have access to. You know what I mean? The ass of Carl Craig is baked into the walls there. Yeah, literally. I left at one. I had a pretty good showing. It was, of course, before George touched the decks, but still, I was able to make it home.

10:20Jason Stewart:I mean, it's hard to do that in L.A. when the club is done earlier. It's like, oh. It was a late. I've been out late. I've been out late. Okay, so you are more hungover than me? Is that what's happening? Well, today I have also, I went to Hackney this morning, and then I had lunch at the Heart with Con. I've been all over town today on a bike because the weather's so nice. So I'm feeling a little fried. I'm feeling a little fried. Did you have, I know they don't have ice cubes there, but did you find a cold brew or something you could bring in? You know what I did, Jason? Yesterday I went to a place called Watch House that's like a pretty popular coffee house.

10:53It's pretty good. and I ordered a cold brew and these motherfuckers handed me a can and a cup of ice. Because they make their own cold brew in a can. Oh, they hit you with the DTC? I get it. I totally get it. Put this shit on tap. Like, come on. Put this shit in the cup for me. Don't make me... It just feels like I'm going to a fucking off-license. Like, come on. Put it in the cup like a restaurant. Like, it just... It made me mad. And it was too fruity. It was too fruity as well. The brew was too fruity.

11:21Jason Stewart:Yeah, or just bring the can. Yeah, exactly. Well, they asked me if I wanted ice, and I was like, yeah, no shit. Look at me. And then I realized why they were asking that. And I was not pleased. I was not pleased. They hate to give up that ice over there, don't they? Those little bastards. Even when it's, I mean, it's so nice outside. It's hot, of course. Like Wimbledon in a suit was not my favorite thing I've ever done. But compared to Miami or New York or anywhere else with humidity, it's pretty good. It's pretty primetime summer shit. So you went to Wimbledon? You've had such a week, Chris. I've had a week, yeah.

11:54I went to see Coco fucking lose. Just duff it into the net and crunch time. I don't know if she's ready for the big leagues, TJ. Osaka's up and Coco down? Well, I mean, Osaka's not up. She's still lost and she looks stupid. But, I mean, I think Coco's at least cool.

12:10Jason Stewart:I just wanted to bring it up just to make sure you still have the same thoughts. At least Coco can do a press conference where she, like, smiles, you know, and makes a joke. But, yeah, it was crazy. She kind of just – Don't she give us a smile, pretty, pretty? she really she really choked man she really choked but it was it was fun because you know we tried to go to wimbledon a couple years ago and got rained out so i was happy to experience it having having wimbledon during world cup i feel like that's going to be shit for ratings uh i think are they being shot upon i wonder i feel like it's i feel like people who like all sports find a way to see it all like if you're a real you know what i mean if you really love this shit like my my fox sports package right now yeah no it's legal this is nfl red zone this is league pass shit like you're gonna find a way using your bbc iplayer real sports fans find a way to watch it all only on fs1 to view all this shit yeah i mean i i was i was watching um sorry to interrupt like last week a random ass game you know like not even a huge one kind of an off time and then you know during halftime i was like oh there's like a whatever lakers game on or something like that and it looked it looked like a high school match in terms of production quality crowd attendance energy really I don't know if it was like because everyone wanted to watch soccer instead of basketball but it really does affect everything like I plan trips you know if I have to drive for a far distance or go somewhere on the west side or something try to plan it around a World Cup match if you could plan a LAX arrival while fucking Argentina's playing or Mexico's playing I'm gonna work on that the yeah I drove to that spot LA grocery you know which is in like Hollywood from my house and Saturday morning normally traffic's fucked up I was going 87 down the 101 Hollywood and Vine no one around what game was on Argentina was on I was actually no game which is not great for my point and story but no I didn't mean to I didn't mean to pry you pried it up and you like do you like what's inside do you like the nut no walking from walking from the restaurant to the game to the bar last night to watch the game the streets are like it's tumbleweeds in london it was crazy because it had been on for 15 minutes oh yeah you know what i mean it just it just started match in england mate it's tumbles if you ever wanted to rob the louvre again yeah yeah that's the time it's the british louvre we can go to the v &a east wait to the hydration break and rob the louvre not the hydration rob the jewelry store but i did see something at the in the hospitality suites at wimbledon they had a avion water cooler if it ain't broke don't fix it uh that sounds right until you actually do the math i'm not i'm not great at math jason uh for for most businesses shipping is that thing uh what is it actually costing you because if nobody's questioning it it's probably costing way more than it should thank god ship stash on make switching easy and the savings are immediate yeah shipping is that bitch we gotta do it and everything from order management to inventory returns it's all in one place with one automated rate shopping so you can compare those rates across ups usps fedex all of the carriers saving you up to 90 off sometimes we connect with over 200 marketplaces online and the accounting and CRM tools you're looking for are already there.

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16:38Hell no. That's BS. That's absolute BS. The gap between believing mental health support and actually seeking it seems like a problem to me. And I think in our circles, Jason, everybody's encouraging everybody to get help in any way they can.

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17:34Jason Stewart:So don't let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. They make it very easy sign up and get 10 off at betterhelp.com slash how long that is better h e l p as in prickly pear.com slash how long like a office style classic water cooler like the jug like the five gallon five gallon you're not talking about yeti cooler no and i'd never seen that before and now i'm like does this exist is this something you can buy is this wimbledon only is this you know whatever is this an exclusive i haven't looked it up yet but i wanted to you know i wanted to put it out there to you because i feel like i'm looking up somebody will let us know there's a virgil abloh avion yeah they did a bottle with him but i'm talking about this is a this is a 2019 mini dispenser thing i'm sending it to you right now and it looks like they did some type of little thingy and the water comes in a plastic bag upside down oh and then you kind of squeeze it to have the water come out it's the design is reminiscent of the volcano marijuana vaporizer i was dude i was it was on the tip of my tongue r.i.p virgil his mind r.i.p virgil r.i.p to the volcano smoking era of my life damn can you get one of these on grail and get the virgil virgil volcano dude this is this is crazy looking actually though this is like a crazy looking thing to have in your house i i want the full i want davis definitely has three of them on ice i want this shit delivered to my house like mountain valley style but they can actually bring it up the stairs because it's not glass you know it's a nice it was nice to see that i've never seen that before i think i know it exists out there it has to exist and i think getting it stateside might be a bit difficult that might be a bit a bit tough then i'm sorry we've had some deaths in the family the last couple days my for you page on twitter is the most gay jokes i've ever seen about lindsey graham's death to the point where it's like you guys got to relax it's not even funny anymore there there is diminishing returns after the hundredth one i've read speaking of who's going to pack this badger one of our eldest badgers lindsey graham r.i.p i mean it seems like it seems how did he die i didn't even look i didn't even notice um believe it or not they're keeping it a little mysterious but oh you don't say apparently he was touring a weapons drone facility in Ukraine the day before meeting with Zelensk.

20:05Jason Stewart:They did a photo shoot where Lindsay is literally holding like a death machine and smiling like it's his confession to fucking merch that he just bought. The next day, that entire facility was bombed by Russia and now he has been announced that he has suddenly passed away. And no, I don't know. I don't think people are saying that they like bombed it while he was in there, but, or if he like got shook and had a heart attack or whatever it is. But in classic TJ fashion, you're, you're smelling funny business. I mean, you know, there's all of these famous political deaths, you know, you know, you know, whether you're a Mitch McConnell or a Lindsey Graham, or you, you're somebody who's been installed to kill Charlie Kirk or, you know, try to shoot Donald Trump at that convention a month ago or whatever, like you don't hear about, you don't hear any information about these people.

21:05Jason Stewart:And Luigi, you know, they just kind of brush it all under the, under the rug. But there have been a lot of, of jokes making light of him. And, you know, it shows that humanity really does want to make these kind of gallows, humor jokes. And they just are waiting for the right, correct person to pass away. So they can say, you know, Everybody, test your Coke, you guys. My favorite was don't do Cialis with poppers, guys. Be careful, which is pretty good. Wait, are you serious? Hold on. I think that it is funny, though, that some people, you can just, I mean, obviously, Lindsey Graham is very funny to make fun of and easy to make fun of, and he's a bad guy.

21:46But it's so funny that no one's defending him. Charlie Kirk jokes, people get mad. That's true. Lindsey Graham jokes, you don't see.

21:55Jason Stewart:A little riskier. yeah it's it's grant i mean obviously some people are gonna get mad but they're far between and living in the the rolling hills of appalachia but it's a funny it's a it's been a very intense that the um outpouring has been very interesting i would say yeah shout out to he's our our closeted king our closeted king i i mean i'm i'm glad nobody died at these jay-z shows because i feel like the age they're getting up there you know what i mean they're getting up there the unction at Yankee Stadium, but I sent you the tweet yesterday. It seems like a friend of the show, Azalea Banks, is thirsting for Hove a little bit, saying that he looked hot with his fitted and his Caesar, but that his t-shirt was a little too small.

22:40And I saw the t-shirt, and it looked to me to fit properly.

22:46Jason Stewart:I agree with you. It wasn't baggy, but it was not too tight. No, I just, okay, I wanted to make sure we were on the same page before we went forward no we're on the same page she might you know i think people have their version of these celebrities or rappers or whatever in their mind and they want to keep that forever you know i want to have my guy wearing a triple xl crispy white tee and the sideways fitted like that's how i picture him when i'm masturbating so that's what i want you know i don't want him to see him size down and and be giving a different look i want you Some people are like, I want to remember when Jay-Z and LeBron would wear three-piece suits with pocket watches and pinstriped top hats and things like that.

23:30Jason Stewart:There's people out there who are like, that's what I want Jay-Z to be wearing on night three or whatever. Yeah, I think he is, funnily enough, looking pretty age-appropriate in these. I mean, besides wearing the vest that is, I think. I'm going to say it's Blue's influence. Blue's old enough and she's like, all right, y 'all, time to clean all this up. Let's... Yeah, like, let's... Y 'all need to stop playing. Y 'all old as hell. And it's cool. I mean, I guess that is good advertising for having children that you can have people that are able to queer eye you once you turn washed.

24:08Man, I got queer on my 14-year-old. She said, you look dusty.

24:11Jason Stewart:Imagine just waking up in your fucking... wherever they live. You know, the La Jolla mansion for their summer house and blue's like all right get up guys and just goes in the closet starts throwing away all the fucking bullshit we got a hair appointment jay 11 15 don't be late we're finally going to clean that up you know and she just goes in boom boom boom all right here's the rappers you got to know about here's you guys can't be talking about sean john anymore there's no more baby fat there's no more any of that there's no more dairy on jeans oh you know jason Don't bring that out now. God, you're going to get me misty in here.

24:48I'm going to choke up, bro. Damn.

24:50Jason Stewart:Got me on hard looking at you in them Darion jeans. But it's crazy that David Cho is going to all three nights of this because the set is different. But do you like anything enough to go to three nights when it's that sort of commute? This is Puerto Rican Grateful Dead at the Sphere. You got to go every night. You got to tailgate. You got to do the whole thing. There's nothing I like enough to go three nights of commuting from Manhattan to Yankee Stadium. What about the Olivia Rodrigo Music Festival in Irvine, California, All Women? You could do three of those, couldn't you? As much as I support that festival and the movement that Olivia's created, three nights of that is too much for even an ally like me, Jason.

25:29Jason Stewart:On day two, you'd start asking about where's the talent at? Is there a different VIP? Does anybody here know how to play guitar or is it just they hold it? i'm joking come on i'm joking oh yeah i'm joking i'll see you guys next week i disagree i think women can play musical instruments i think they're better i mean i i like them because they don't try to solo as much because they have less of an ego and that's why women musicians are better than men yeah you know all women musicians are better than the new future record dudes dude yoko ono is better than the new future record that's that honestly that song i sent you That shit is crazy It's crazy I mean No no no It's crazy It's like It's shocking I was listening to it Are you talking about The one where he's doing His little high pitched voice Yeah yeah yeah His Reptar voice What is that Like what is that Is that just like I'm trying some shit

26:38Jason Stewart:carti and some other rappers started doing it you know five years ago yeah it was very like you got to be a certain cat to be able to pull this shit off and like thug was doing it for you know he was good at it for a summer and then it kind of got a little old really quick and then people kind of stopped doing it the weird little i'm a little baby kind of what was that pissy pamper that that cardi song yes yes which is great love it fabulous but how could we forget we we can't have a 45 year old multi-millionaire doing the goo goo gaga voice it's just unless he's trying to have sex with women that are younger than he should be having sex with which i would never accuse future hey no future ain't doing that but i i do think that the i think that the people are genuine like i listened to joe budden talk about it and he was he was going crazy he was like this shit is ass and they were trying to defend it i mean i i'm just like i think that we want so much from him because he was so cool and that era is very very it's it's been a very very long time and we're not ready to move on who are we just talking about last week about musicians that don't know when to hang it up and they can't like he's and about how people end up getting you know their careers are done so much earlier in their life oh we were talking about louis ck i think which is fine like just future go go play fucking go play the hits bro go play march madness for the rest of your life you don't ever have to do this shit again you're a legend you're the goat he looks cool now i like the way he looks he looks better like everything everything about probably is cooler everything about this album except the music feels better the name the title is hilarious i think another another thing is when when you are a rapper and you have this persona whether it is whether whether you're a clips member talking about how you never fly private when obviously you i want to know i need to clear this up i need to clear this up but quickly not not because i i do love push a t but i want to clear it up i think what people i think people on the internet are confusing economy flying with regular flying and private flying like commercial flying is not the same as economy flying push a t is not sitting in 43f push a t is in first class and that is not the same as as economy unless it's a last minute emergency you had a cancellation and you had to hop on i understand that rappers are braggadocious and they be lying sometimes um but i think like as a fan of push a t taking a picture of him without him knowing in the airport is doesn't prove anything that doesn't mean anything he's standing he's standing at whatever at whatever airport that's not you need if you're gonna really try to hang this guy out to dry you gotta find a picture of him next to the bathroom on united this ain't gonna I see him with a little sun chips bag in his hand.

29:36Jason Stewart:Not the small one, the mini one. Yeah, this ain't enough for me. I think that like... He's got to be in his section where they pour him the Diet Coke and he says, can I have the can? And they say, no. Yeah, no, exactly, dude, exactly. No, oh, you thought you were getting fever tree tonic water for free? Get out of your goddamn much. Ain't no fever tree back here, honey. Uh-uh-uh. We got Fresca. Okay, so do you think... I mean, just one month ago, we got the same photo of Rick Ross flying commercial. This month, we got a member of Clips. Next month, whoever it's going to be, I don't know. Is it a little bit of they deserve it?

30:12Jason Stewart:If you spend much of your life and occupation talking about how you only fly private, you're sort of asking for it when you go, you know, you're a famous person. You're going to get flicked up. I think it's fair game if you want to play that character. I'm not saying it's not a fair game. I just don't think these guys are saying I only fly private. I think they're saying stuff that's dumber and people are interpreting it as I only fly private. That's what that's what I think is happening. I just I guess that this goes back to the classic issue of media literacy and the fact that people are are not understanding what is being said.

30:51like of course it's funny like rick ross also looked like he was a thought that he just shared a room with four other girls in fort lauderdale for the weekend with like broke boy luggage and a hoodie up you know i mean pusher t is standing there looking pretty good look like a cast member of the film zola yeah yeah yeah like like pusher t looks like normal to me like he looks like a guy he's wearing a nice jacket i can't see his luggage whatever i just don't think this is he's holding

31:16Jason Stewart:a leather bag that costs more than a first class flight. Yeah, absolutely. I'm just saying that I think that as an OVO Chris, I understand wanting to throw shots at anyone who comes for a king, but I think this is one of the dumber things I've seen. Besides the guy who fucked with the bison and found out, this is one of the dumber things in the last week. You fucked with the bison and you found out. yeah but you're right it's it's look if you're if you're if you're push a t and you're at the fucking atlanta airport connecting you're opening yourself up to criticism and and also take a page out of regular real celebrities who really shouldn't be flying commercial you know kendall and and alordi are bopping down to queensland or whatever the hoodie is up the sunglasses are on The hat is on.

32:10Jason Stewart:The brim is low. We can see a half inch of one of your cheeks. If we take a photo of you, TMZ ain't going to buy it. I just think that private airline transportation has become too public. It used to be a thing that was only for a level of person that most people weren't interacting with. and now because of influencers and and jet share and blah blah blah it's become like i don't think people understand the astronomical cost of it and how stupid it is for most things and how and and and how un-luxurious it is 90 of the time i mean the only the best part is that you get to drive out into onto a car and walk on the plane and leave whenever you want like of course that's nice but is that worth one hundred thousand dollars you don't have to smell the same air as for as as as poor people, but you're in a smaller plane.

33:02Jason Stewart:There's more turbulence. The plane is - No, let me clear this up. It is absolutely better. It is 100 % better. And the downsides are nil, except for the astronomical prices. It's not a smart thing. No matter how rich you are, it's not a smart thing to do. I don't care about the environment. I don't give a shit about that. It's just a financial, it's a mistake. It's not smart to do unless you have it figured out or it's a danger. you know it's like scary yeah it should be for emergency use only like you you really can't there was a different you know i think i saw delta was announcing like a new first class yeah they're fucking us again they're fucking us sideways this time i don't remember exactly what it was but it seems like it's like delta one regular delta delta 0.5 you can't pick your seat and you don't go to the lounge oh but you get the lay flat and everything else yeah the delta one lounge i was just in it on the way over here it was busier than the airport it sucks like i i don't i mean it's like i bring my own food and the staff gets mad at me and it's like i just don't i guess what i'm saying is i just don't understand like i think people i wonder how many people that's the experience they want versus the actual like i get to sleep on the plane for 10 hours right yeah like i think we're gonna find out i think it's i think more people want that lounge experience than you think and i know the sad part and i know i think but it's one of those things where when you first experience it you're like hell yeah i'm gonna go three hours early and have my tasting menu brought to you by fucking 11 madison park or whatever i'm gonna get a foot rub and while i have my lychee martini you do it three times and you're like now i'm gonna show up to the airport uh 37 minutes before boarding time and go to where i want to go and that's it i can i can pour myself a glass of store-bought orange juice at home just as easily well i wonder i wonder the real key to delta one at jfk and lax at least is the security if you can go through the security not go to the lounge and not pick your seat i'm cool with that if it's saving thousands of dollars same same like who cares that's not i don't know it seems like they're almost trying to have certain routes be only first class and only economy and only delta ones or something like that i wonder if it's a situation that they're trying to because there's new planes where the first half is all first class and the second half is is premium economy have you seen that no but that makes sense i don't depending on the route like you said like it's not going to work from fucking you know charlottesville to birmingham but there are routes that that would work on i i just don't the fact that they will find a new way to fuck us every time is admirable at this point like i'm like impressed by it they're doing backflips to find new ways to charge us more for less and i feel like the the economics of it really rival you know economics of the world in general of like you know the billionaire tax you know and the delta one tax you know are the are the people who are buying the ten thousand dollar first class flights those are the people who make it possible for you know the regular people to take the three hundred dollar flight to new york you know are those costs being offset it's pretty interesting stuff i don't know why you sounded like you were lying um i mentioned yoko ono earlier and i was thinking um driving around los angeles there's all these on the on the light posts they'll do promotional materials flags posters for art shows coming up exhibitions there's one at the broad museum downtown for the yoko ono exhibit and i was thinking like you know i don't how many people in la are gonna schlep downtown to to the broad museum to go check out the artwork of yoko ono how many people love yoko ono that much to go do that and then i was thinking more so i don't know a single person who likes yoko ono period oh no she's no she's reviled i would say by most people but i think so so are people going to this show to hate watch it or just because the connection to potentially seeing beatles stuff no i think people i think people have a fascination with yoko ono i think that also the broad is like i mean that's just a lot of museums especially in the summer the business is just tourists they're going they don't it's not really about what's on view it's more about the building take photos in front of the gift i'm in la i'm gonna hit mocha i'm gonna hit lacma i'm gonna hit the bro downtown you know and that's kind of that's what i would because i i don't know i mean yoko ono has had some high points i'm not gonna totally shit on her but she's most famous for ruining our greatest band so it's it's it is a tough putt in that way I mean, I kind of like her just being like a fucking menace in general, but I don't know any artwork that she's created that people seem to like.

37:59Jason Stewart:I know the music people are actively violent against. I just wonder who are these people that are like, yes, let's do a Yoko Ono show, take over a fucking$50 million museum. I can tell you exactly. It's a family of four from fucking outside of Stockholm. It's in L.A. for 10 days. and they got Universal Studios, they got Disneyland, they got the museums, they got pinks for a dog. They're a little sunburned. They just want to go in the AC and let these kids walk around and be left alone. Okay. That's my guess. And then to top it all off, let's go into a room with a small Japanese woman screaming while she, like, stabs a teddy bear.