971. - Tyrell Hampton

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0:33how long gone uh it's your faithful co-host chris black uh i have arrived in los angeles it's sunny our friends at the chateau armand have put me in a conference room um which always makes me feel like i'm i'm doing business when i'm in a hotel conference room to record okay is this the first

0:51Jason Stewart:time you've got the the podcasting suite at the chateau it's a it's a long uh last supper style table surrounded by chairs but then on the walls there's a bunch of framed ephemera which is kind of nice and it has emile haney's album cover which i texted to him because he recorded it recorded it here in front of the show these walls could talk right if these have these walls could talk uh so you you are staying in weho big surprise to no one but i want to know if the west hollywood water main breaking this morning is affecting your life you know i learned about that from our toxic group chat and I have not seen any water issues yet once we finish this show and I venture out into the West Hollywood weeds a little bit more explore I'll be able I'm going to put on my water I'm going to put on my water shoes and my my mask and snorkel and not the first time you've donned a snorkel and mask in West Hollywood no no sometimes the Sunday night party it's kind of required so yeah i was looking at like i keep it in my bag just just in case we know about sundays chris um they were saying the pipe it's like this huge pipe that was installed in like 1911 or something like it's like over 100 years old like no shit how is the infrastructure weho's most hung pipe burst super hard this morning and it's of course it's like really old yeah that's not a super surprise i did i didn't watch the news clip it wouldn't load on the plane the news clip that was shared but i'm interested to hear hear more i'd really looks you know you know whenever there's like a rainstorm in new york and they do the like scare tactic footage of like the subways underwater and yeah people get it you know it's it's that kind of vibe where it's probably not that bad but they make it look like terrifying the dawn of time is coming to an end yeah i like that i like it well it's hollywood after all jason i mean what would we be we're here for the drama yeah i'm uh i'm feeling pretty fried but i'm ready to pod bro they brought me an iced coffee you know i'm ready to rock i'm drinking an iced coffee as well and i i something feels different i was i found myself a little lighter in my in my step this morning knowing that chris was touching down in tina shays los angeles it feels a huge feel crash out tina shay honestly album promo of you hitting a luxury car with a sledgehammer is at this point where do we stop is somebody going to promote their album by committing murder like what do how far do we like how far do we go a couple peewee long way affiliates who have done just that no well for our listeners chris is explaining tina shay r &b sensation turned edm dj is is attempting to go viral online for she has a song coming out called crash out which is very you know four years ago yes she's trying to go viral by getting caught hitting a sledge you know a giant sledge hammer to like a you know a late model five series salvage title that you know the the anr that's the most easy you could they didn't do a ton to buff the little streaker marks off the windshield that says you know what part of the toe lot it was hey hey hey look if i'm being honest with you i'm surprised that tinashe's label is even doing that that's the thing knowing tinashe and her stick-to-itiveness she could have paid for it out of pocket oop or you know if she was a good toxic r &b singer like kehlani you know go into the dms and say you know if anyone wants to donate an old luxury car to me you know tinashe's thing though is that she still looks good like she looked she looked good so i feel bad talking mess on her because she is good i fuck with tinashe and i think i think tinashe could leave the asylum at any point you know what i mean i think given given the given the opportunity if she linked up with the right producer you know it's something it could i don't i don't think she's gone forever i think that tinashe could claw her way out of the asylum back onto the charts two years ago with tinashe is nasty uh-huh you need to have one you know in like tennis you got to win by two and like other things like that she's got her nasty and then if crash out doesn't propel her out of the kia asylum she's got to go back to square one and you know create a new bop sensation she could you know she could join make the rules team she could join a mixed race k-pop group i'm putting it out there something something to think about old bitches winning cat's eye i'm saying that's have you ever watched cat's eye and said i wish these bitches were 34 yeah i'm not i'm saying that these labels are running out of ideas you know what i mean if you ain't got a guitar they don't know what to do anymore might as well getting an old you know getting an old old girl girl group together yeah i've had worse ideas i feel like the when you're trying to orchestrate the viral moment of you doing a britney or whatever you know or like that uh that guy who had some mental issues and was trying to attack a waymo car like all we do is watch videos of people crashing out in public it's very easy we're all masters of knowing if this is fake or fabricated or not and it just it just reeks of a fake stunt no it's true well that was thrown together by the homie the problem is and this affects me in my personal and work life everybody just thinks everything is fake or ai so it's like if even if even if like tinashe clearly bought this car and hit it with a sledgehammer with a video crew that costs money like that's real you know it's not it's not a trump video of him blowing up iran looking like a superhero like i know it's real do you think she did a running gun do you think or they think they pulled permies i don't think you can't i mean mate they i don't know it depends man i feel like i feel like tinashe is she too much of a baddie to pull a permit that's what i'm that's what i'm thinking that's what i'm hoping i think that's what i'm hoping i'm hoping tinashe is too bad yeah if i'm tinashe and and i get lit lit up officers officers i think we can kind of come to an understanding here right right and they're gonna be is that you tina yeah you do a tiktok for my niece yeah tinashe feels like a titty falls out or a tiktok happens and and she's she's good officers you guys ever been to air one right around the corner i think a couple smoothies would make this thing go away she's going back to el segundo window no cuffs no problem she's get some pasta chips it's fine just do it she's get whatever you guys want whatever you want is fine no i don't have a smoothie on the menu don't ask again i bet you she did at one point she could have i mean they're handing those things out like the problem was it was it was the nasty smoothie and sales were very bad they're like we really i know your single is called nasty is there any other names that we could possibly any other instead of crash out we have to immediately scrap all of it do a song called yummy that's the one-two punch yeah and guess what we're flying outside of the akila asylum we're breathing that that rarefied air good air that good shit uh yeah i'm um i'm i'm happy to see her make any sort of return i'm rooting for her chloe fineman uh is leaving snl and you know i've seen people tweeting like there's only four women left lauren get to work and it's like you know what calm the fuck down this got announced 30 seconds ago get your fuck re-fucking-lax vulture like come on to work like it's not it's not that serious he's there's they're gonna hire women they might not be hot they might not be scientologists they might not be beauty influencers but yeah they're gonna hire some women it's just you know there's like we it's like a team player you know what i mean like i need three offense three defense you know i need a goalie in the center or whatever that's the way he's thinking when he's trying to fill in holes you know not not necessarily hair colors because that's what wigs are for of course of course yeah you're famously well versed a lot of wigs on snl i've noticed they do they do a lot of wigs yeah they'd be putting sarah sherman's got glue over her head all the time they put so many wigs on her i feel bad for her i don't even know what there might be some special shampoo yeah we don't we don't in the head sticky um yeah i'm gonna go check for water i'm gonna pray for chloe that that she gets some luckily luckily the thing is when you blast off like that from snl you can literally make plenty of money to live a luxurious lifestyle based on your instagram following and your output and doing a movie a year You know, it's like it's not the pressure that it used to be to like find your sea legs is less.

8:58Jason Stewart:You're doing a Dyson commercial, a little Capital One Cafe thing. She's making, you know,$7.50 a year. She's chilling. Easy. It's all good. It's no problem. Yeah, it's no problem. It's no problem. Living the good life. I would say. I mean, less pressure. You get to sleep more. Jason, I'm feeling a rare thing. I'm feeling sleep deprived right now, which is rare for me. Is that rare? I mean, you are a traveler. Yeah, but I usually just get in. but I think I just, I got back from London and it really smacked me. Like, I don't know. I just, I felt rough for the last couple of days and then it was kind of go, go, go.

9:28And then I had to go to dinner last night. So I was out, you know, got up at four, you know, it is, it's just, it's, it's a, this is your late night Borgo. Borgo wasn't even late night. Borgo is 745 reservation, you know, but I heard some great stories from Will Welch about the Jay-Z show just cause you know, he was, he was backstage the whole time with, with skateboard P and it just, it sounded like a it sounded like a funny gathering let's just say that let's just that i'll leave i'll

9:51Jason Stewart:leave it come on you can't breadcrumb me like that no i just no i just mean that i think that like let's just say they had a fun time no i just think it's a i think it was a situation where uh three hours four hours felt very long yeah four hour four hour delay what do you do in that situation because back in the day you would just party but now that everyone's 58 well no there was i've i've confirmed i've confirmed through several sources that there was do say on ice everywhere you turned so don't worry about that jason you know that do say it was flowing they got the nitrous tanks out and they really had a good time they got the do say flowing i got the do say flowing uh but yeah i was i was out i mean i was out you know whatever i was out a little later but the you know the the smoke in new york is so serious that i had to it i usually don't let stuff like that affect me but i did notice it when i was i i do usually you know fellas is it gay to let air quality affect you probably yeah it is it is that's the thing it is i mean that's the thing David's show was like, this is really affecting me.

10:46I'm like, bro, get your lungs up. Like, come on, throw your lungs up.

10:50Jason Stewart:Yeah, look at some, whenever that happens to me, I Google pictures of like coal mine workers and I go, that's on gratitude. That's on gratitude. Friend of the show, Tyrell Hampton is joining us. He's got a new book, Last Call, Volume 1, that I was lucky enough to celebrate with him in London at Climax, but he's doing parties all over the globe. He recently, much to my chagrin, he moved back to LA because he just couldn't handle New York anymore. so we can confront him about that. But let's... Well, now we have something to talk about. And also, you complete the cycle of Gay Guy Photobook Release Week on How Long Gone.

11:23Oh, wow. You're right. It's been a while.

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12:53Jason Stewart:Washed olive is nice Chris Tyrell can you do better than washed? Washed olive green Rinsed Brined Kissed by salt water I don't know I like the rinse Because I feel like it is quite rinsed I feel like it's just a little faded you know a little faded it's not as harsh as like i think you're wearing green also no actually yeah i do have a i have a vintage rem green under the under my favorite shirt yeah i feel like mine's like a little bit more like potent it is potent yeah much like much like your personality do you have a travel outfit like do you have a go-to travel shirt this is my travel shirt because i just got to la this is it's jason actually put me onto this you should always travel in a shirt that has a pocket why just because you might need to throw a you know charging cable a passport if you're in a rush and you know what i mean do you guys carry bags i carry bags but i don't have a pocketbook or a purse if that's what you mean i'm gonna say like duffel situation like is that in your guys's nature i travel with i travel with a remova roller and a louis vuitton duffel like a bitch period but we don't we don't have like a little hand thingy that we can keep all our stuff in so the front pocket yeah that's the problem there's a compartment in the duffel no like to like keep no the problem with the only downside to the classic lv duffel is that it's just you open it and it's just a that's it's a black hole there's no inner pockets there's no you know this you're no compartments in that bitch it's just loose yeah so i didn't know you could make compartments i could customize but then that would ruin it you could definitely amazon it up and like go like full like type a and organization the little stanley water jug holder in there the world is your oyster i i don't want to compromise the integrity of the beautiful classic design of louis vuitton obviously and i think you would you wouldn't do that to one of your babies would you i actually prefer organization so in some bags i have like you know more little bags so it's little things okay okay sure so you keep coke in your purse got it okay um you did does your suitcase does a rimowa have the little korean girl compartments with all your little sockies in it and stuff oh my god oh you got money because those are expensive are they I don't know.

15:03I don't have that one with the thing that you're talking about.

15:05Jason Stewart:No, I'm saying you buy it aftermarket, like a Timu thing, just to organize all of your stuff. It's like a tactical vest for your suitcase. Oh, I'm thinking you're talking about the remote suitcase that has the little bubble. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You have to be with certain things. Traditional is the only way. You have to get the plain. You just got to get the plain Jane. You know, you can't. I get it. I get it. Now, do you use a duffel bag because you're so strong? I do not. I have book bag purse. Wait, are those two different things or is that one thing? Like a mini Prada backpack?

15:40Jason Stewart:Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, not a mini. But it is a Prada backpack. I have a book bag. Okay. And a Kaz that has like, you know, my compartments, you know. Okay, sure, sure. The chargers, the wires, the camera stuff, the computer, the passport, all that stuff. Okay. Peptides, all the stuff. And then I have my purse with, you know, my stuff that's like immediate to me. Like fidget spinner, my like phones, my headphones. Okay. I always have a fidget on me. Do you only have one spinner or do you have one in every room? I have them in every bag. Honestly, Tyrell, I love fidget spinners and this has inspired me to maybe bring mine.

16:20Remember when I had one, Jason? I had a red one for a little while. I remember your fidget era. You have to get ones that light up. Okay. Where are you purchasing the fidget? Amazon. Okay, but are you collecting Pog style or you just take whatever? I just, no, I look up specific ones because I have like light up ones for the club that get really crazy. And like when I get overstimulated or like if I'm like, I just need a second.

16:41Jason Stewart:Does spinning a light up fidget spinner in the club get you a man? I wouldn't know. So, no. Okay. But I just need it for my own sanity. There's one fidget spinner that I want that everyone knows that it's on my list. is this your amazon wishlist for your daddies or is this something different yeah okay okay okay but no one can get it but like i've asked let me and jason change your life send me the link you know what i'm saying let me see what i can do it's the chrome hearts fidget spinner and i'm out okay yeah that's gonna be i've i have asked frankie bell herself i've asked her dad himself i've asked jesse joe herself i've asked the mom i was gonna say this is all that i want where is it i see the stapler i've been to the office like so you went up to the owners of chrome hearts and said look you guys are doing a great job lately but fantastic give me a fucking fit stop everyone stop what you're doing stop printing money and all that i please all that i need in my life is a spinner and if i have a chrome one i just wouldn't you know let that go you know tyrell in all honesty i can put some of my reseller friends on this and they will find it for you if you're willing to pay And I know you got the money.

17:50I will not. I will only be gifted and or, you know, be surprised.

17:56Jason Stewart:Okay. Well, do you have somebody that Chris can send the invoice to? Is there... No. There's no sugar daddy has been acquired. It's listeners. What are you willing to do for a Chromeheart fidget spinner? That's the real question. Say thank you. Please and thank you. No. I'm willing to say thank you. You're going to have to spin on it, bitch. Yeah, there's a trade. It's a little rusty. So I don't know if I can do that, honestly. But I can spin my fidget for sure. There's somebody that wants that. There's somebody that wants that. And I will send video footage of me accepting said gift and playing with said gift.

18:30Make sure your feet are in that, too, just in case. So, no, Tyrell, let me ask you, though. Since you've done so much research, you've gone to the Stark family. Do we know what the going rate is for the Chrome? Do we know how much it costs?

18:44Jason Stewart:What's the blue book on this one? Not worried about this fidget spinner. that they were just like, they were like asking each other. Did we make this? Like we don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're like, I don't know. So you've never seen one at like Luke's or Justin Reed or 4G reseller. You've never seen one on Instagram. Where did you see it originally? I saw it on Tumblr. I'm a Tumblr kid. Same girl. To this day. I follow. Namaste. So, words for young men. Hashtag. So Namaste. I get all my mood board pics from that. From that Tumblr, honestly. Whenever I need something from, for like a man's perspective i'm like boom wow that's actually that's good to know because i it's a habit that i cannot break and i've embraced it because it still is the easiest way to organize we talk about it we've talked about it several times it's just the easiest interest who pinterest what pinterest is for pinterest is for women is the reality well let's not categorize and you know generalize and gender neutralize that's kind of what that's kind of what we do here but yeah i know what you mean so you don't know you don't even know how much this would cost it's not it's it's not for me to know i'm on i'm on a chrome hearts reseller website right now i'm looking around if you're wondering why my eyes are darting this is actually honestly honestly i'm gonna i will as soon as this episode goes up tomorrow somebody will send a link to this after looking around similar accessories in that size range it's gonna be between five and eight okay jason my question to you is does it have a maybe around five what kind of bearing do you think it's a bones bearing do you know what i mean like what kind of hardware on the inside does it have swiss movement what's making it spin exactly like what how you know because the quality of chrome hearts obviously is unmatched so they would have very lost in the beginning of that conversation but we brought it back you grew up in california right nor you didn't do your research i don't no i don't read i know you i don't need to research where'd you grow up i'm from philly oh wow that says a lot actually what does it say that i know what urban outfitters is like no that i go eagles go birds no are you are you an eagles lover no i'm like birds i don't know much about sports but i love the phillies i'm because the phillies the phillies fanatic they have a little book that i used to read when i was a kid i mean the phillies fanatic the philly fanatic is one of the greatest sports mascots maybe the greatest i would say as far as antics go and look do you think philly is the straightest city in america honestly whenever i hit the airport there i'm like damn y 'all are straight as hell up in here yeah or just straight passing it's very trade it's very very trade i've never seen and no offense to our philly listeners we love you guys never seen a baddie never seen a baddie in philly you're not well other than today's zoom call yeah other than you i'm not agree with you okay other than other than you and shangillis other than you and shangillis i don't know i'm screaming i don't know any baddies amber rose question mark amber rose what year mama yeah she's from south philly though like that's a philly john like you know she was probably looking good when she was living in south philly now she's in thousand oaks shit hit different i don't know if you're watching love jail i don't know if you know um love island but we have a new philly baddie melanie who's just oh really i have not no i've not watched all of island but what what would you what would you say though why are people from because you're so fit why are people from philadelphia overweight is it is it the food is it the food is it the food i mean i'm just asking gmo i just think that the way of life is just a bit different because i would say that i too was overweight when i was there like what i was just eating fast food there's popeyes there's mcdonald's every corner dominoes like you know did you grow up in the city or were you a mainline girl i'm from north philly so i'm from the city okay wow so you you really got out the mud what about did you grow up enjoying philly club music i did jersey club music baltimore club music it's what i work out to now when you were you you were a gymnast or a dancer dancer okay because you really do be having moves i've seen it on instagram it's impressive but what were you what was it like a ballet into hip-hop or was it like how did you start i've always loved ballet namaste to give you the like pr train dancer always had movement since i've been young mom saw the movement.

22:53I was like, high school musical. Okay. I want to go there. She was like, there's a high school musical in Philly called Kappa. Went there. Boom. So you went to like a performing arts high school, like a LaGuardia style high school. Exactly. Where Jasmine Sullivan went, Boyz II Men went. You know, I'm a Boyz II Men head. Don't get me started on that. I didn't know that. Motown Philly. That is some of the most beautiful music ever made. I really believe that. Hello. They don't look great, but they sound good. Oh, see, you're being so ty can you can you sing at all no no according to my all my friends they would they would say no but i sing anyways if you could on the bikes like the the vocalizing yeah that i do it is actually me harmonizing to the tune so why did you did you did you think dancing were you going to go all the way with it and then there was like an injury i was like i want to be no i've never

23:41Jason Stewart:gotten injured that's not good but just straight up i've never gotten injured ever no flawless but I wanted to be like in the music videos jail you wanted to be a background thought yes that was my dream I wanted to be like with Brittany and Janet you wanted to be a Christina Aguilera dirty backup dancer fuck yes but now it's like Tate McRae I would try to be a Tate McRae background dancer that would be fab we like Tate here actually she's a regular chick are you a McRae-cist are we what a McRae-cist no that's her stand group i guess you don't like her no it can't be it can't be it can't be it can't be okay so when you were okay so did you ever make it to a video like did you did you do one before retirement i have been in videos but i have not busted a move the way i should have what video you know that you know that jason my co-host you're a video vixen he's a video how many videos what's your imbd more of a character actor than a vixen okay i've probably been in maybe a couple dozen oh shit oh you were real class act okay i mean we're talking it was mostly just background but i had some i was in britney every time playing a paparazzi oh shit yeah this is some real i grew up in orange county jason what other what is what's the one where you're the most visible avril lavigne i'm with you really that's right that's that's big shit bro that's big shit that's a that's an all-time classic i'm with you i'm i'm wearing a fake Burberry Novacek scarf.

25:14Jason Stewart:Is she with you? She's wandering on the streets all alone. That's the whole video. Stumbles into a club. And then I'm the door person who takes her$5. How do you get these jobs? Hollywood, bitch. I'm really tall. I was always cast as the tall guy. Were you tall guy number one? Or were you tall guy number two? Or were you just tall guy? It depends on how big the production was. Well, I'm with you. Were you like tall guy? You know, you should really check that back. I was number one on both of those videos that I'm telling you. But you weren't just tall guy. You were just tall guy number one. So let's talk about the real question.

25:53Because there's tall guy and there's tall guy number one. Don't call sheetsplain me. Yeah, don't try it. Well, that's actually... YOLO. So what videos were you in as a... Were you a friend of the artist and they put you in as a fun gag? No, I was broke. I was broken and someone was like, do you want to be in this video? honestly i'm not doing anything it was i'm in an omar paulo video okay that's not that i know what happened in that pride month be careful no we're talking about for like music videos though we're talking about music listen i'm trying to remember his name jay balvin i'm in three music videos do you okay i said are there any straight guys that ask you me in their video oh what do you think about jay balvin's hair it's all fucked up isn't it oh my god no i'm not gonna cancel i can't

26:39Jason Stewart:I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. How are you going to get canceled, bro? Just an association. That's how it works these days. That's true. Well, too late now. That's how Dave Balvin, I think it's his wife. She's great. She's awesome. She loves me. I just saw he was in the news recently because one of his shoes broke at the Jay-Z concert. Oh, that sucks. Is that what happened? My guy needs a hit. Why didn't Little Mama come out? I'm just really disappointed. That would have been actually cool. That would have been cool. That's the casting that I'm like, I was just waiting for her to just, I wanted that for myself.

27:10Jason Stewart:I think it sounds like a funny idea at first, but then you worry about what little mama is actually going to do when it's her time to go up on stage. Like she's going to do what it's been here. She's going to just perform. She's a performer. We don't know what her mental state is in 2026. Yeah. Well, you can't speak. You can't speak for little mama. I can. Tyrell. How, why can you speak for little mama? You've never seen her and I in the same place. That's all I got to say. That's right. So I honestly don't know. If you're going to be a Batman for someone, you chose little mama it's not a choice it's bestowed upon me yeah yeah like tall guy number one he's just given you a crown okay jay jay bolvin i see him at the gym a lot what gym do you go to equinox well when i used to go to equinox and so he was there all the time i've never been there and i knew i knew jay i was like jay bolvin's a huge artist you know i see him in there he's wearing all the supreme he's got the jordans on he's getting it in like oh period he's global but then i go outside and i'm like this guy's got the fucking double r with the driver and he brings the Birkin, the big man Birkin.

28:11Oh, shit.

28:12Jason Stewart:He's like a male Carol G. Like, he's so big. I sort of didn't know that, so I was very impressed by his holdings. I need to sign it immediately. What is it? It's a tourist. Oh, he's just a sweet boy. He's just sweet? Sure, okay. He's just a sweet boy. Tauruses are just sweet. So, Ty, did you go to any of the Jay-Z shows? Well, nor. Because you were already in LA. Yeah. which no one really knows i wasn't gonna publicly say that i moved why you want to work you want to work as a local you want to make less money i'm just guessing by the background the background of your house it's giving not it's not giving manhattan i know you're paid but like yeah you ain't that paid you ain't got a staircase you ain't got a staircase in your house in new york y 'all don't know what i had so let's let's start there but yeah i just was like this is just my little moment to be like new york is work and la is just home well i feel like this is more of your social circle is in in in la no my best friend is in new york all my best friends in new york no shade to all my best friends are in la but my of course my one friend jordan is like that's my home base she's in new york okay and do you feel like does she feel abandoned by you or did you guys talk it through we talked it through we talk every day i feel like she does probably feel a little abandoned i'm sure you have a room for you have a room for jordan in your house i don't okay and now we've talked about this a little bit but you were new york had just worn you down you were like you know what i need the sun i need the palm trees i need my little baby mama bends to push to air one yes yes we've we've just done it all like we've done it all you know when like you're like growing up in new york and kind of like there's kind of these things that you have to they're markers that you have to surpass in order in order for you to feel like okay boom like i did that I surpassed my Lucian marker, whatever, what the name, surpassed that marker.

30:01When I was 21, I had my 21st birthday dinner there. I was like, we're going to have dinner, Lucian. Everyone's going to come, had a party bus outside. Like that, we did that. We did that marker. Very My Sweet 16 vibe. Okay, you're saying your marker for New York City was having 20 bitches at Lucian for burnt steak? I'm impressed. No, it was like the vibes to be like, I felt like a bad bitch. No, you did.

30:23Jason Stewart:And you gave everyone there a Birkin, right? No, Nora. They all had admission to the party bus that my mom bought for me. Each one of them got a mark by mark. It was a nice piece. Nora. What is the... Okay, that was 20. How old are you now? I'm 28. So we've had so many markers since then. Now I get my Supreme plug. That was another marker. Okay, sure. Of course. That was a good one. Are we saying discount? Are we saying name on the bag? You pick it up. You know, like things... things are easy. Things are easy. You just send the picture of what you want. But they have a Supreme in LA too, you know?

31:01And you know, still, we text that number and we're like, that's what mama wants. We have our palace little discount sometimes, you know? Because I get my O's. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

31:13Jason Stewart:Okay, Supreme or palace, better trade? What say you? Say what? Who has better trade? Supreme store or palace store? What? I don't get trade. palace i i just i actually like no no no that's not what he's saying oh i i think no he's saying how many dl employees at the skate shop i would say that there are more probably at supreme because i would say unbeknownst to most the office's majority i would say women gay and women so and i feel like palace like i just like it because it is just straight men like they you walk in there and they're just they don't look they don't bat an eye you're just like i just feel like you guys hate me and i want more of it so sure i walk in there and i feel at home but you want some regular dick some people that are just straight as a motherfucker yeah just guys breaking down boxes all day yeah exactly oh that's a nice uh box cutter you have there it'd be a shame if you used it on me you guys are going to jail i swear what is the tyrant what are some what are some other new york markers because these are actually pretty good i'm pretty into this so far like what was another marker did you live in manhattan i did live in manhattan i lived in little italy and i lived in chinatown okay wouldn't it be cool if the city bikes had mileage like delta and you could get like you can be a million miler oh y 'all wouldn't even know mom donnie gives you a token i think he deserved to get me something i deserve the key to the city as much that do i put on i really do yeah the markers i would say i i mean knowing the door guy at one oak used to be a situation it was definitely of course of course a big marker to be like okay but but to be fit to but to be fair when you would show up at one oak i'm sure you were flanked by baddies so that did help your case namaste just kept letting me and hayley in everywhere we went i mean i feel like i'm a king of the town this is this is so crazy i was just with i don't know they just keep opening the doors you know like that's a marker where i'm like okay that's a no that's a big mark we getting into the club jason and i all have our versions of this too it's just oh yeah it's just 15 20 years before so the words are different you know the word yeah we know it we know the door person back when going people went to the club to have sex and not like have a high definition video of them having the best night ever no shade to your trade no period period now there's different different trade meeting now there's reels that's fun okay so you so you're saying that in in seven whatever eight short years my mercer plug i could where you could sit in the lobby that's nice that's big that's actually a big one that's a big one that's nothing to sneeze at a bitch can sit in the lobby and sit and like not be monitored and be like i'm gonna steal like the couch like you know because i knew i knew you were i knew you were part of the i knew you were part of watch the throne but i didn't know how deeply involved you were you know like i've had my markers so i'm like i can go back and i'm chilling i'm fine i like well you do have you do have a very recognizable look that's the thing no one could forget you no no in a good way you you're that's me you're you're you're you have a memorable personality you have a good looking face you have a mustache clock it clock you look like a famous guy in the 60s 70s 80s not not the 90s you guys don't want to know what i get every day i get ben staples freddie mercury and the guy from um i don't know if you guys have ever seen this show reading rainbow oh yeah lavar lavar lavar burton yes i was at what is it screaming i've been gone for so long Tompkins and this woman she's like she's like oh my god can I take a photo and I'm like what and she's like you're like reading rainbow and I was like no man I'm a child like I don't even recall LaVar is like 60 and I'm like he's the king though who was in who was Michael Jackson's dad in the new movie oh I don't know Coleman Domingo I get him a lot oh well Coleman's the goat coleman's i get him a lot as well all of them make sense except for the freddie mercury just a wee bit namaste on those are my tiktok comments like those are like when i get different like communities of eight a trenches you are if if vince staples and freddie mercury fucked jail your ass came out do you have a picture with vince staples like a side by side i don't but i've shot him before and i was gonna ask but we were just we were moving and grooving that day honestly you got to get now how often do you because sometimes when the subject is funny i feel like you got to get the flick at the end of the shoot you know what i mean like together get one i don't know i honestly don't like do you i mean i'm saying normally what is your what is your policy because i feel like if it's somebody that like i leave you just leave i'm like i'm so fine i think so i think sometimes it's like if it's my if we are really chopping it up then we're just gonna keep the night going and hang out yeah sure at the end of work it's like i got what i needed peace out like girl scout like it's all it's all good from here like this is a transactional situation and like do y 'all validate i'm out like mama's gotta go home like if you okay i just feel i feel like if i'm shooting morrissey i'm gonna get the picture of me and morrissey at the end the assistant's gonna take it because i need that you know what i mean i guess because i took you know you took it so then you're just like i am there yeah but it's not funny for the homies you gotta have it for the homies that's what i'm saying it's for the group chat it's not for you but what he's saying is something more pure and organic he's saying instead of getting a photo of you and me to post online let's go out and have a beautiful night together i'm not guys i'm not saying post it i'm not saying post online i'm not saying any of that but that's what that's where my brain would go i'd be like i'm only taking the flick to be like boom here we go like we just did it chris chris just wants to do everything for the homies

36:52that's gonna sound so weird in people's ears that was good what i'm what i'm trying to say what i'm what i'm trying to say to you guys is that sometimes it's a person that you don't want to hang out with but you want the picture because it's funny is what i'm trying to say is what i'm trying to say it's okay this is what i'm trying to say because i feel like that i'm about to out i was gonna out you just now but i'm not gonna out you but we can ask jason if he's ever wanted a photo with someone i've wanted i've i was gonna say remember we were at dinner and you wanted the photo i wanted the photo with ciara from summer house and you didn't take it and you didn't take it this is at the height of the scandal do you know the numbers that would have done for me bro you're not even a real friend but now you're saying numbers but you want group chat which one is it that she doesn't count i'm saying if i'm taking the picture it's different if it's at a party it's different you know what i mean that's what i'm saying okay boom i've i've never the only two people i've approached for a picture in my life are bill clinton and mark q and mark cuban who is mark cuban from fucking shark tank sure i'm unfamiliar but gotta he's like a awesome entrepreneur how long have you been in l how long do you have furniture and shit this episode is brought to you by state farm listening to this podcast instead of doom scrolling smart move another smart move getting help from one of state farms 19 000 local agents when you choose to bundle home and auto.

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