981. - Chris & Jason

29:03It started at four, but I will say, let me give Derek a shout out because he picked me up from the airport.

29:08Jason Stewart:Period. And he's like, do you come to this? I'm like, oh, actually, I'm coming that day. He picked me up from the airport, which is, obviously, it's a 10 minute drive from his palatial estate, but still, that's a nice thing to do. What kind of car? Well, there wasn't much room for my duffel bag because it was a brand new Porsche. So, you know, the back seat, Jason, you know, it's small. You know how that is. You couldn't fit back there. It was, he had to take his golf clubs out in order to fit your rim-o-wah. He had to take his Padel paddles out and just put those in the little trunk in the front.

29:41Okay.

29:41Jason Stewart:So he picked you up in the little 911 convertible or no? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Top down. Yeah. Top down. What color interior and exterior? Ooh, I don't, I think it was a, it was a tan interior and like a tan, it was nice. It was very tasteful. It was khaki on khaki. I believe he's going khaki on khaki, like a real St. Louis fucking type guy. Who do we think we are? I like it. Okay. I mean, obviously jealous. Surprised Derek knows how to drive, but whatever. I just wanted to say that to make sure he's listening. I felt safer in the car with him driving than with Sarah driving, if I'm going to be honest.

30:14And that's not a thing. That's not a war of the sexist thing. That's just strictly paying attention.

30:21Jason Stewart:One person is just a better driver than the other. Gender is not a part of this at all. Yeah, that's just what it is, dude. that's just hey bro that's just what it is that's totally valid i was something happened at their house that i thought i i could see this for you jeff was like my mom you know used to get me a city bike subscription for christmas but this year i asked for something different and he got a he got a bird feeder that has a camera on it oh no and it's able to identify the bird so you see all the you learn which the birds are and i'm like jason that feels like something i could see you dipping your toe in as we as we get deeper into our lives um i would say thank you but i'm not going to take this as a compliment no no it's not even it was just like i get why you i get this actually because you know i mean i guess it's different they have kids to show and shit or whatever but overall i was like i didn't know bird houses i didn't know they had come to the i didn't know we'd gotten to that point technologically bird technology has advanced a lot i it's it's it's funny i'm only slightly on guard because Carolyn makes fun of me a decent amount for TJ's birds.

31:27Jason Stewart:She just seems to notice that I notice birds a lot. You mean, okay, and we're not talking about hot chicks, to be clear. We're talking about birds. We're talking about winged animals only. Oh, so you're saying you're already trending this way and I've hit a soft spot. Is that what we're saying? Yeah, and also my, yeah. Yes, exactly. This spot's a little tender because, oh, my mom, she likes photography and she's not a birder. She doesn't like go birding. But she likes to go out and she knows about birds. She'll identify them. And I don't think about birds ever. But when I'm out and I see a nice bird, I'll notice it.

32:04Jason Stewart:Or if I'm looking out the window, a hummingbird is bopping around. You'll comment. I'll leave a comment. I'll like and subscribe. actually it's maybe a year ago we have in our in our living room we have that big front window you know what i mean that's facing yeah yeah beautiful beautiful for birding or spying on the neighbors it goes both ways yes there's a nice glare so when you're outside looking in you don't have a clear vision of what's going on unless it's night nighttime and i have the lights on thank god thank god because this weekend they would have seen some shit a lot of pyrex balls and change hanging out the side this guy pyrex has balls out stretching what the fuck is going on i mean what a limber guy for his for his yeah size and age wow i can't even see his head through the window but he seems to be able to touch his toes this is really impressive actually wow and what what an impressive thigh gap as well and the lats are nothing to sneeze at either okay so we're we're hanging out just like whatever middle of the day sunday afternoon just like today and you just hear a big thud a bird flew straight into the to the window and died and carolyn was was like on the floor stretching like saw it all go down from like five inches away from the window so it like it changed the energy of the whole week the whole day it was just because she saw a bird die and then she looks out the window and the bird is like on the dirt, you know, in the dirt like kind of last moments of life before it croaks and so anytime there's a little thud you know, we fear the worst because we do keep these windows nice and clean.

33:46Yeah, that's I think that's the part. I think this is a good excuse for you guys some chores. You want these birds to live? I can't be out here Windexing. This fucking they're gonna, they'll fly right into this thing daily if we don't, if we Yeah, that's not Windex.

33:58Jason Stewart:That's bird poison, basically. Okay, okay. Well, I didn't know. Okay, I didn't realize. So I will look at a bird. There have been birds that will set up nests in our little patio area where it has the little outdoor roof enclosure kind of thing, and we have a hanging plant, and birds will build their nest in there to hide their little baby eggs from the squirrels or coyotes or whatever, and we let him rock. I saw there's a new dove who's building a bird's nest that's sitting... Okay, Prince. I know. They're not super popular over here, the doves. This is actually shocking that I brought this up as a joke and now it looks like you're in the market.

34:44I'll get Jeff to send you the Amazon link.

34:46Jason Stewart:No, no. I don't want it. I don't want it. Yeah, shopmy.com. We'll get Jeff shopmy link so that he can get a little kickback on this because the bird... bird seed ain't cheap and yeah and the kind of bird seed that i'm gonna get of course is gonna be some like fucking fair trade shit that i have to order from vermont yeah you have to get it it's gonna come in dry ice it's gonna my bird seed can grade my car because of the how much i'm spending my bird seed came in dry ice so fucking funny uh it's some new shit i maybe you're not up on it yet but yeah my bird seed came in dry ice it's super it's very perishable um just i just want to make sure my guys hit all their macros this week but yeah there's a new a dove is building a new nest that's kind of like on top of uh the little circuit breaker box on the outside of our house on the other side so i think the birds are flying flying around just a couple days ago i was watering some plants as the sun was going down and it was kind of misty misty water in the air and a butterfly flew over oh my god and the butterfly started spinning in circles in in the middle of my driveway and I'm spraying the hose into the air and you know the butterfly it was really having the time of his life it's like when you're when you're out in the in the farm and it's a hot day and you start pouring spraying water on the hogs and they just you know start rolling around in the water because they're so hot same kind of thing but with the butterfly but if I get one of those bird feeders sounds like an Addison Rae video bro you gotta chill you gotta I'm like a bird.

36:18Jason Stewart:Video, head ass activities, Madonna, ray of light, buffer five-year-olds activities going on. All our RIP William Moore, but of course, I'll play a little song at the end of the episode. But if I get one of those Bluetooth webcam bird feeders with AI technology to identify the red-throated squarble and then the AI automatically orders new bird seed when the sensor picks up that I'm running low. At that point, it's like having a self-driving Tesla or something. This is what I'm saying. I think you could choose to opt in or out of all of these sort of bells and whistles that take the human touch out of it.

37:00Jason Stewart:You want me to brick my bird feeder? I'm just saying I think you want the photos to catalog which birds are visiting your feeder. But I think that the rest of that stuff, your Chewy.com fucking seed subscription could be turned off. You know what I mean? I can unsubscribe to that in the user settings. If you just go to the hamburger, click on that, and then go down, you'll be good to go. You can unsubscribe. Well, you have to register at first online, and then once you create your account... Yeah, you'll be fine. Just create an account. You have to put in your credit card, but we won't charge you until the first shipment of Birdseed arrives.

37:35I'm sorry, but that password is just not strong enough. If you could just try again, that'd be better for us.

37:41Jason Stewart:That password for this bird feeder is not strong enough. Okay, question. What is worse? Like, what dick gets sucked less? You know, bird feeder with the camera and the sensor technology or the bird feeder where it's a helmet that goes on the... Have you seen this? It looks like a plastic welding mask with two hummingbird feeders and you just sit there silently without moving and then the birds come and land on you and then you're just looking at the birds? No, that's way crazier. That's way crazier. That's way crazier. You really got time on your hands. Yeah, yeah. Providing food and water for birds is pretty, that's good.

38:24You know, overall, that's good. When you make it about you, that becomes a different thing. Providing food and water for birds? I'll go on record in saying that's good. Well, I'm saying the food and water is out there for them wherever they want it, in theory. But having a centralized place that's comfortable and and you know a surveillance state is better is what you know i think that's better everyone can agree making it easier is a nice thing to do but with all that stuff you know it's there's a

38:49Jason Stewart:lot of cautionary tales out there it's such a slippery slope and then you know six months later they're gonna be like oh yeah jason he uh he's really spending a lot of time at this wolf reserve preservation thing and he's driving out you know or like you know when he like yeah he's thinking about getting a like a small cat yeah like oh jason got a bobcat or yeah it goes it can go i think there's a level of pet ownership that makes you weird and i'm not talking about having a cute dog you know what i mean or a cat i'm talking about you're like when you if you go to you go to somebody's house on a couch they got a snake you know or when a when a freaky chick has a rat or a ferret you know what i mean it's just it's disgusting having a parrot in your house it's all gross.

39:34I think the beauty of the bird feeder is...

39:35Jason Stewart:Chloe Wise, turn this episode off now. Oh, I know Chloe Wise got a pet rat crawling around her little fucking studio. But yeah, I think that there's just a level to pet ownership and respect of animals that is normal, and then there's a line you can cross, and it feels very, very dark to me. Which is why I'm afraid of getting that bird feeder. But maybe when I'm 70... Well, it seems like the perfect crime... I will have somebody get that for me. It feels like the perfect crime because it feels like you can participate as much. As long as you put food in there, you can check it out when you want to, but it's not like Bean where you got to take them.

40:11You know what I mean? It's not a lot of responsibility. That's a good point.

40:14Jason Stewart:Yeah, but if I don't enable push notifications, then what's the point of even owning it? I mean, that's what I say about everything. If I don't allow push notifications. At that point, I'm Pia with the baby monitor. You know what I mean? I'm not able to do two things without looking at that iPhone. I ain't got time to check all that out. They always want me to start push notifications because I refresh Twitter so much. I'm like, bro, I don't want the notification. Yeah, Jeff, you're already looking at the baby cam enough. We don't need bird cam too. I think the bird cam, I was fascinated. What's going to be the next cam?

40:43Jason Stewart:Baby cam? Bird cam? There's going to be a new cam soon that people are really into. Well, I mean, I guess if you're near the beach, it's the wave cam. Well, I guess, I mean, official ones. Obviously, toilet cam's big. Sure. Well, I know that your go-to cam is toilet. But I think that, what do they call it? Is it called Surf Watch? Is that what everybody watches? Yeah. Or maybe, I think some of these like yogurt places are setting up cameras so you can see how long the line is. That's not a joke. Surf Line. It's called Surf Line. Surf Line. Yeah, yeah, okay. And it looks cool because it's like black and white.

41:16It's kind of shitty, at least when I've seen it.

41:18Jason Stewart:Yeah, right now, Jax is two to three. And Capitola is one to two. Shit, bro. Okay, fuck. All right. That changes my day, but okay. Thanks for telling me. actually all right so i i watched on the when i got back i kept seeing all this stuff charlie xcx joins the strokes for take it or leave it and i'm like oh i love take it or leave it i gotta say she fucking she sounded so good she sounded so much better than him that he had to he had to make a joke about her selling more records than the strokes which i i appreciate the sense of humor from julie you know when we saw the strokes play at coachella right before bieber all he could talk about when it wasn't israel was the fact that justin bieber was his big pop star and he was playing with them and basically like self-deprecating like we're opening for justin bieber lol kind of vibe and now he's doing it again with charlie i think he's really having a they're a festival band now so you know life is different when you're a festival band right definitely i think that's i mean what else could they be you know what i mean i think that's like that's best case scenario i mean they could go they just did a tour with like hamilton opening for them and they were playing like a couple nights at red rocks and shit it's pretty good that sounds fun to me yeah i mean i just think festivals festivals are a different beast i mean it's like you look at these lineups and it is kind of crazy like it's basically stella lefty and noah cahan over everyone so it's a little bit we need to talk about this because Because it feels like the Stella Lefty song that everybody is calling a psyop because her dad's rich, it sounds just like the Noah Cahan song.

42:59But it's a girl. And it's a smash. I mean, there's no question about that. But it's like the most, like what's going on? We can't let Boston kind of have this. You know what I mean? Like that's not, we can't glorify. I got to listen to this song one second.

43:29She just looks like a, she literally looks like a chick that works at Brandy Melville. There's nothing remarkable about her in a way that I think is good and relatable.

43:38Jason Stewart:She's East Coast Audrey Hobart. Quirked up. East Coast Audrey Hobart. Yeah, but no fun, no swag. That's the problem. that's the problem okay i need to listen to this music it's huge it's huge and it's people are mad because their dad's rich but she always is like okay dude like that's i don't know that's not that doesn't change the merit of the of the music for me it's it's a hit and it's annoying and both things can be true yeah so who's listening to this it's just kids i guess uh i think it's i think it's literally like a billboard number one i i need to look that up no i think it is i think it I think it's like a runaway smash.

44:14I think it's like a radio, you know, Sirius XM, like TikTok. I think all of the reasons a song works are conspiring to make this a hit.

44:23Jason Stewart:I pulled up the lyrics. I like it when you're nice. Like it when you're nice to me. Well, I mean, who can't agree with that, Jason? That's a relatable, that is a relatable line. I mean, it may be a little, it may be a little childish, but I'm not going to say it's not relatable. Look, it's for when you're meeting a guy and then I'm so, like random that I'm probably going to mess it up but like I really like you like you're different than the other guys it's yeah maybe Stella Lefty she's kind of like the musical version of the character that Delaney Rowe has created on her reels maybe I don't know I actually I actually kind of think that I that is which is a great sweet spot good money maker you know they look similar her real last name is her real last name is Lefkowski I know it has a real Ellis Island feel to it now Oh, my name is Stella Lefty-Mawit, Leftobronowitz.

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47:43Let's go. Okay. All right, shit. That's a real business though, guys. Don't be mad at this guy. I mean, now he is working in AI, but that's not, I mean, I don't, his money is from Groupon.

47:54Jason Stewart:Yeah, Groupon ain't what it used to be. I wouldn't necessarily call it nepotism. No, I think that if, I bet Eric cashed out when the getting was good and sitting on, you know. I mean, they say he's literally a billionaire. So I would, if that is all from Groupon, I would be surprised. I'm sure he made some sound investments as well. He's got a nice house on the shore. He's able to afford the American Eagle Outfitters clothing for Stella. No problem. them get the studio time booked it's all yeah no problem at all do you like it more than uh than the texas song no the texas song is a generational smash i love the texas song okay so in the rule of threes we've got we've got the texas this one is boston is there going to be a seattle song now well no i think we have ran to atlanta from from drake and future that's the that's the that's the level of buzzing.

48:47No, I know. Maybe there's going to be a soccer mommy song about Seattle. Anything could happen.

48:52Jason Stewart:No, but it has to be a person that comes out of nowhere. It can't be somebody that we've already been rocking with forever. It has to be a new... Ella Langley, Stella Lefty. There is... And now the third person needs to be called something something. Two words. You're right. Two syllables. Well, all names are two words. Ella Stella Lefty Langley. Her name's Ella Langley, right? Ella Langley, choosing Texas. Stella Lefty Boston. You see something's going on here. Dude, there is something going on here. Shit. I hate when a TJ conspiracy comes true, but... And this one came together improvised in real time, just to be clear.

49:33Is there a world where the Pacific Northwest is represented in the same way that Texas and Boston are? Is that possible? I mean, is it possible? Could someone beast from Portland?

49:45Jason Stewart:Triangulate. Yeah, Portland. Seattle. Vancouver. I mean, yeah, we could have a north of the border, yeah. He's from Coover. I could tell by the Tevas he wears. I could tell by the sack he hacks. I could tell by the needle in his arm. Yeah, there's so many ways you could go. Yeah, he's from British Columbia. I could tell by the way he just asked me for a change at the train station. What's the thing? What's the thing? sorry I don't have any change what's the thing people say got no change brother no cash tonight big fella sorry got no change brother really makes me laugh I think the first one was the Adrian Brody like hands in his pockets like doing his pose like sorry brother got no change brother somebody really famous singing yeah I wonder how many it's like Chris Martin from Coldplay like sorry Casper change brother not tonight that's it oh shit that really makes me laugh you want the rest of my spice bag or okay yeah when you you try to offer chris martin your left your half your subway sandwich he says no where's it from uh no uh that's one of my favorite things is when people think they're being nice and and the the unhoused is like bro i don't want your fucking spaghetti get the fuck out here give me 10 bucks or nothing i respect it i respect it i ain't got time for your leftovers sometimes those leftovers do be hitting yeah there's there's a good there's a classic curby enthusiasm where he gives his his driver his leftover sushi and he's like what now chopsticks see that's what i'm saying there's always there's always a danger of a rejection for a different reason you know that's why i give him cash but now even now in a cashless society like what am i supposed to do with this 20 what am i going to do with this five dollar bill i mean you can still buy alcohol and drugs with cash barely the liquor store is going to take a liquor store don't want your venmo how much longer though you know i i honestly i think about that a lot like how much because i pay cash for at this point tipping haircut and pedicure those are the three things i actually use cash for on like a normal basis tipping haircut pedicure but otherwise i i really don't otherwise you could tell that you're from new york the way you tap to pay yeah i mean i guess like do you pay cash you pay like a dog like a do you pay cash for stuff like that yeah i pay beans dog sitter in cash and when i have cash i'll pay my barber yeah he he appreciates it you know barber's always down to have cash in the pocket but he i'm sure 99 90 is venmo i'll still get a cab driver i'll get a cab driver every once in a while who gives me attitude when i pay with a card and i'm like dude trust me i would love to pay you cash but you can't sorry we can't act like this anymore unfortunately i ain't the one that was just like we've as as much as i want to battle against it this is where we are so this is what we got to deal with credit card it's already here it's happening sorry sorry taxi bros it's already happening it's already happening i wish there was a better way that's why we use square yeah that's right i love square i love square i use square all the time i i also love square isn't that something fucked up i use square so much shout out to all of um all of our icons out there cats i lost another member it's getting tough out there they are they are they down are they down is cats i down too yeah we're down too all right jason this is your time to pounce bts has 14 motherfuckers in it bts uh cats i got four this is your this is your time jason they're hurting you know what i mean they're down they're back at their parents house broken wing bird it's time for tj to swoop in a second change your life Move.

53:26Jason Stewart:I'll go to Umberto. Move. I don't. Six, seven, eight. But Cat's Eye, they're not from, they're American, so they're not enslaved by some label. They can just do that. No, they're on the BTS record label. Oh, they are. The ones who are known for enslavering. Okay, so they're fucked. So these women are going to die. Yeah, they're all being driven to something. So what does that mean? Do you think that's better? That now the other four are like, hell yeah, we just get to split it and we sounded bad anyway? That's a good question. If somebody leaves the band, is that money split up evenly? Do the girls get more money?

54:09Jason Stewart:I'm sure Hybe is not going to pay them more money. No, that's true. But I wonder if they get replaced or not. We need that in a clause for our future deals. Yeah, that would be much preferred, I would imagine, if it were them. Yeah, this cat's eye clause. Get it? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, if you can't hack it in Cat's Eye, then we get your 15 % or whatever. I didn't, I mean, which one? Now, is there, you know, like in Backstreet Boys, NSYNC? I don't know which one. But I'm saying there was always like, you know, whatever, in NSYNC, it was clear that Justin Timberlake was a star. I would assume neither one of these people that have left Cat's Eye were the star.

54:46Jason Stewart:I don't know, actually. I don't know if they have a star. Well, Jason, they all have a star. I don't know. Really? Yeah. I mean, this is a good thing that I don't know. Well, I think you're lying, but yeah, I agree. That's a good thing. But I guess there is, but I don't know if, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know if Jenny is known for her singing. But she's the baddest. She seems to be the leader of the group. I mean, you know, I think it's a 50-50 Lisa Jenny. Okay. Other ones, you know, they're getting the scraps. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Well, I'm praying for all of our Cat's Eye fans and members.

55:20Just, you know, hopefully they can return to God's light.

55:24Jason Stewart:She from Pyeonggang. I could tell, by the way, she knows her choreo.

55:32Dude, I really think, Choos in Texas, I think, broke a record recently for longest number one running song by a woman. I'm not exaggerating.

55:42Jason Stewart:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy how big it is. I wonder who was in second place. I'm sure it's Beyonce, I would guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taylor. Maybe Gaga. I finally watched that movie, Obsession. I don't know what that is. It's one of those low budget. Oh, it's not back rooms. It's the other one? It's the other one. Yeah, yeah. It made like half a billion dollars. Yes, yes. It was like a$2 million budget or whatever. Was it good? No, I don't think so. I mean, it's a horror movie where a guy is crushing a girl and then buys a toy at a magic shop and he grants him a wish and his wish is that the girl likes him back and then the girl ends up liking him too much.

56:21Jason Stewart:Who hasn't been there? Am I right? But there's just so much. I guess horror movies are different now, obviously. But the jump scare of audio is like a real thing I'm noticing where it used to be the jump scare would be like a crazy monster comes out from, you know, around the corner and it shocks you. but now it'll be like a calm scene and everything's super calm but then you just hear of super loud you know nine inch nails type of sound like boom oh but it's so loud because they're mixing everything so weird so it's it's a common complaint with with films nowadays of just everyone it's just low lighting and everyone whispers and then when there's music playing or if there's like a loud sound effect it's like 50 times louder so you're always turning the volume up and down and it's more annoying than this is why I don't have my jump scares fun this is why I don't have my soundbar hooked up bro this is exactly why this is why yeah you can't handle the soundbar and there's also like a sort of a rape scene I guess but there's just so much scream crying the girl Indie Navarette oh yeah the hot one that everybody that's like controversial for some reason I'm not sure exactly what she did wrong I don't know if she's controversial I know she's short and she likes illegal graffiti so you know cool with me but half the film she's screaming and crying and i'm just like will somebody just yeah jason you ain't with yeah you ain't with that you're in your in your relationships with women you're usually the one screaming and crying so i understand why this would my you already know my silent passive aggressive ass just gonna sit there and let you punch yourself out are you finished are you finished if you'll listen if you'll calm down I will finish this conversation If you want to calm down I'll talk to you otherwise If you'll talk to me like a human being Instead of yelling at me I've been watching I watched that I watched a couple episodes of The Shard I've heard it's unwatchable And I don't usually say that That's usually your line But I haven't dipped my toe Try this on Versailles I didn't think it was that bad You're the only person I've heard say that but I also believe you.

58:41Jason Stewart:I know. Well, the downsides of it are like, you know, it's basically like you're watching Riverdale or like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just looks like a TV show for 13 year olds to watch. So it's like Riverdale. If it was like narrated by Breddy Sinellis. So who plays the mom? I was talking about this yesterday. It's someone cool. Kind of. It's someone who's like not that old, but is, is cool. Evan Rachel would. Yeah, that's cool. Plays the mom. Debbie's mom. that's cool who's who's the pill popper and then my dog wes bentley plays that's who that's shaffer yeah that's who it is who i became friends with from we are your friends with zach efron he was the older wise dj who takes zach efron under his wing so he was playing he was playing the real tj a character based on them genes basically yeah he was dating uh emily radikowski and then teaching young djs about you know playing music with soul man that i mean look bro this right here this is called an analog synthesizer this right here uh um yeah we would yeah wes and i we would uh we would have lunch and smoke six together it was good guy but he's he's blowing up good for him uh but the the shark the shark i mean like is it amazing no would it be better if ryan murphy didn't do it yes of course but the bar for quality television is so shit low that i will take riverdale narrated by bready sinelis it's fine yeah what i what i wish would happen is we keep this as a tv show because it is a it's a story that's going to work as a kids yeah as a teen drama like euphoria style yeah yeah yeah i would also love to see a proper movie made out of this with well they that ain't how that works they they i know i mean obviously the rights and everything like that but like what if there was a cool clause where in 20 years yeah they let paul thomas anderson finally do the movie version of the shards or if john carpenter did it like somebody who has the the real sense of that 80s los angeles yeah yeah you know for sure i mean it would make a great film that's see jason this is exactly why i watch bravo you know because it's just there's no they ain't they gonna make stassi's new show delivery low expectations exactly exactly it's like there's not there's nothing they can do um all right how long gone thank you for listening jason thank you for podcasting me thank you i think that's it yeah i think that's it right yeah that's it we covered all the bases i'm getting excited for i'm getting excited for just like heaven that's happening fast i forgot that i forgot that feist is playing.

1:01:17This is, you know, I've seen Feist once in my life.

1:01:21Jason Stewart:Imagine if Casablanca brings Feist out to do, you know, Montreal City Cops. Oh my gosh. Montreal? Quebec Quoi Cops? Oh my goodness. We need somebody to record Quebec Quoi Cops. That unfortunately would be our... Calgary City Cops. Unfortunately, it would have to be Arcade Fire and they're not really, you know, they're not really in vogue right now. Thank you for listening. howlonggone.com is the website and we are back next week. We'll talk to you then. Just got a super universe Just got a super universe Just got a super universe

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