In short
Nick Axelrod discusses launching and selling beauty/body-care brands, fragrance preferences, and his personal history (NYC/Berkshires upbringing, coming out, nightlife, and becoming a parent via surrogacy). The episode also includes travel and comedy/food talk (Paris cafes, stand-up at a small black-box theater).
Guest backgrounds
Nick Axelrod is a long-time beauty entrepreneur and former UTA employee. He co-founded Necessaire (scentless lotion brand) and previously ran/appeared on the Eyewitness Beauty podcast with Annie. He’s now launching a new fragrance brand, Contrapposto, with designer Brian Rothinger.
Key claims
Necessaire is still used at home; Nick hopes his new brand succeeds enough to fund future family plans. He argues body-care is hard due to price/value dynamics versus facial skincare. He describes fragrance as “escapism” and says he’s not a seasonal scent collector. He claims surrogacy involved “dry jack” constraints (no lube) and that sperm storage costs continue monthly.
Notable examples
Cafe Kitsuné in Paris; stand-up by George Siveris; nightlife references (Cobra/Spider Lounge, Butter); specific Contrapposto scents (Melting Flowers too feminine; Lubenite favored; “third scent” worn).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOTales from the Airport
0:45 to 1:30
Discussion about travel experiences and airport life.
Cafe Kitsune and Remixes
1:30 to 3:06
Exploration of Cafe Kitsune and a discussion about music remixes.
“The record label as well, which features a Them Jeans remix of a Childish Gambino song on one of the Kitsune compilations.”
Parisian Coffee Culture
3:06 to 4:51
Insights into the coffee culture in Paris and favorite spots.
Hotel Chats and Gym Stories
4:51 to 6:06
Casual conversation about hotel experiences and workout stories.
“It's like a classic You mean like it's a mirage?”
Dining and Local Favorites
6:06 to 7:28
Discussion about local restaurants and food preferences.
Comedy Night Recap
7:28 to 10:18
Reflections on a recent comedy show and commentary on the stand-up scene.
Introducing Nick Axelrod
10:18 to 12:23
Introduction of guest Nick Axelrod and his background.
“and I enjoyed the comedy, but I was, because I've been to that space once before.”
Casual Banter Before the Call
14:00 to 14:53
The hosts engage in light conversation before connecting with the guest.
“It was only 5 ,000, so it wasn't super bad.”
Travel Plans and Mental State
15:10 to 15:36
Nick shares his travel plans to Paris and discusses his current mental state.
“I'm going to a friend's wedding in Biarritz later this week.”
Festival Memories and Experiences
15:36 to 16:43
Nick reminisces about music festivals, parties, and past experiences with drugs.
“So I'm a little chewed up over the last few days.”
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Nightlife in New York City
16:43 to 17:58
The hosts discuss New York City nightlife and clubs they frequented.
“And it was like that song is really what I remember.”
Celebrity Encounters and LA Nights
17:58 to 19:23
Nick shares anecdotes about encounters with celebrities while clubbing in LA.
Coming Out Story
19:23 to 21:05
Nick recounts his coming out experience and how it impacted his life.
“And I mean, I forgot about Cisco's balls, and I forgot about Cisco in general.”
Playing Oliver: A Theatrical Memory
21:05 to 23:25
Nick discusses his role in a production of Oliver and the experiences around it.
“So I come out of the closet high on so much Coke.”
Growing Up in the Berkshires
23:25 to 26:15
Nick reflects on his childhood and upbringing in the Berkshires after moving from NYC.
“like Italian-Americans, they call it like Fagolas.”
Family Dynamics and Relocation
26:15 to 27:36
The hosts explore family dynamics and the impact of relocating closer to family.
“Because of the free help or just you love them?”
Sibling Relationships
27:36 to 28:00
Nick discusses his relationship with his brother and family expectations.
“No, I would live with my parents because they are, so I'm Jewish, but my mom is probably like the least Jewish thing about her is that she wants to stay out of my life.”
Family Dynamics and Sibling Relationships
28:00 to 29:36
The conversation explores family dynamics, particularly with siblings and the expectations of parents.
“He's low-key fine I feel like you said the word fine In the different meaning I was using Do you think he's bringing chicks back to your parents' house?”
The Phenomenon of Gay Siblings
29:36 to 31:32
Discussion about the rarity and nuances of having gay siblings in a family and personal anecdotes.
“If one of them is gay, the likelihood of the other one being gay is very high.”
Surrogacy and Fertility Experiences
31:32 to 33:59
A humorous recount of the challenges and awkwardness faced during the surrogacy process.
“at the same time in the same batch of eggs oh and then you put a few on ice you put one in and put one on ice rest in the freezer okay did you Did you and your husband do a sperm, you know, fiesta bowl?”
Reflections on Parenthood and Fertility
33:59 to 36:19
Reflections on the experiences of becoming a parent and the implications of frozen sperm.
“You don't even have to have a good nut to have such a great time.”
Business Insights in Body Care
36:19 to 40:04
Insights into the challenges of the body care business and competition in the market.
“I was going to say, it's like Paramount+.”
Fragrance and Personal Care Products
40:04 to 42:00
Discussion about various fragrances and personal care products, including personal preferences.
“It's a really tough category to make work on the back end because if you think about it, it's like big bottles for low prices versus skincare, like facial cream is like this much for$70.”
Exploring Fragrance Preferences
42:00 to 45:33
The hosts discuss their personal fragrances and the cultural significance of scent.
“great i was just i was just spraying before we talked okay good jason you got it too no you were Yeah, he got it.”
Exploring Fragrance Preferences
45:44 to 46:30
The hosts discuss their personal fragrances and the cultural significance of scent.
“That first too hot bite of fries you couldn't wait for, followed by ice cold Pepsi.”
Consumer Habits and Luxury Experiences
46:30 to 54:15
A conversation on consumerism, shopping habits, and memorable purchasing experiences.
“that gets okay well does that make sense does that go does that transfer over into clothing Yes.”
Understanding Fragrance and Identity
54:15 to 56:00
Discussion on the intersection of fragrance preferences, gender, and personal identity.
“Is that something that you you try to consider?”
Understanding Cannabis Strains for Anxiety Relief
56:00 to 58:07
Learn how different cannabis strains can affect anxiety and relaxation.
“Do you guys take meds, like regular meds?”
Weight Loss Journeys and Medications
58:07 to 1:01:00
Explore personal experiences with weight loss medications like Munjaro and Ozempic.
“I've been on Munjaro for, I was like one of the first people in the world who probably was on it.”
The Impact of Height on Weight Perception
1:01:00 to 1:04:59
Discuss how height influences weight perception and personal experiences with weight changes.
“Okay, so you're 6 '9", and what was the LBs?”
Launching a Beauty Brand: Challenges and Insights
1:04:59 to 1:08:50
Gain insights into starting a beauty brand and navigating venture capital.
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:01The perfect lunch combo. That first bite of your favorite sub, followed by ice cold Pepsi. Add a couple of friends, and now that's next level. Suddenly, the laughs get louder, the stories keep flowing, and the food tastes better. Because Pepsi brings out more flavor, more fun, and more of the moment. Food deserves Pepsi. Grab a Pepsi Zero Sugar today.
0:42how long gone i'm on tj time and he is far far gone los angeles california it's already it's already touching 85 at 8 45 in the morning i've been up since six getting it in tj did you get any sleep in delta one or was it a toss and turn be honest i slept for a you know it's a 10
1:02Jason Stewart:hour flight i slept i got a good 37 minutes of z's up in there okay so you can't no matter what you can't knock out no no no i can sometimes but i've never been able i mean i don't think i've slept for more than maybe like four hours total on a flight regardless of the of the total length but i mean i after here yeah we we we did the we did the the festival we woke up the next day did that podcast um and then packed went to the airport and then i was editing the pod on the plane and then i uploaded it in the uh the sprinter to the hotel checked in took a shower walked across the street to cafe kitsune for a double espresso uh do you have a do you have macha uh i'm surprised yeah that's a cafe kits cafe kitsune low-key in places like that the coffee is kind of nice my cappuccino is excellent i'm i have no complaints here and i was i was thinking like cafe kitsune it's been around you know the clothing company has been around for a long time they've had their ups and downs in terms of label?
2:15The record label?
2:16Jason Stewart:The record label as well, which features a Them Jeans remix of a Childish Gambino song on one of the Kitsune compilations. Jesus Christ. You could have kept that to yourself, big bro. No, that one, bro, that was one of the remixes where I actually got fucking paid. Okay, well that's, look, I'm glad that you got paid, but I know that money is long spent and the association of Childish Gambino is not worth $1 ,500 to you at this point, I would assume i would assume i think it was more than that i think i may have there's a small chance i did make les residuals off of that remix
2:55Jason Stewart:no no i mean it was so more than 1500 euros but you know less than 150 000 euros that's for sure can i ask what can i ask i mean obviously your memory is you know kind of shot uh from just aging and drugs but what is the um what do you remember what you added took away from this childish gambino i don't know any childish gambino songs except for the the bad one well they're all bad i'm saying the popular yeah it's been it's been some time it has been some time since okay since i since i went was it a shuffle was it a re-edit was it a you know what i mean like where do we classify i think i think it was more of a minimal downgraded you know okay cut you know trim the fat you know okay just we stripped it it's a re it's a stripped down reimagination um there's a what was it that you know that party rub and tug yes yes i remember they would do remixes and they would call they'd be called re-rubs where you're like what's you know like we just that's good that's good that's really good just kind of it says everything that you need to say but yeah yeah i was looking but like kitsune like the the label was was big the clothing label that was big and i was looking it up they have there's 35 cafes and 70 clothing stores worldwide that's kind of crazy i know the cafes do very well and the cafes are when you're in when you're in certain parts of europe where they don't like the fourth wave is not available in every corner uh a kitsune is a is a is a port in a storm right um that i have you know because paris there's dreaming man and there's other shit but like dreaming man's the one that i always go too but if it there's there's more obviously there's more kitsune there's like you know probably five of them in in paris oh yeah if not if not if not more and it is a it is a beacon in the in the dark like you said uh because you know paris you know unless you want duck confit chocolate or dim sum that's kind of you know those are the three things that you can eat in all right look man people people love it and they can have it chocolate for dinner I saw what hotel you're at though And I love that place It's low-key great Great little Chateau Great little lobby situation at night It kind of gets turnt up in there Oh, for reals?
5:14Okay, yeah, that's nice Small bar, small bar, small bar But it's nice, it's a good It's nice to sit down there The hot tub pool is fake But that's not I figured you weren't going to check that out
5:25Jason Stewart:What do you mean the pool is fake? It's like a classic You mean like it's a mirage? Or it's like it's going to be a disappointment like you might not be able to fully stretch your legs out in it no no no it exists it exists in reality like it is water in a hole like you can you can get in it it's not ornamental no it's not ornamental it's not ornamental uh well either way i'll be there i know that they have uh the bucket dump available yeah there's a bucket dump yeah there's a bucket dump it's not you know it sounds like there's the the hog trough where i can go in the bathtub the sauna and then they have the wooden bucket where you pull the string and then it dumps the that's nice i hope you brought your tripod um the uh i used to go to a crossfit gym right next to that hotel with this trainer named chris who's a great trainer um when i was in paris it's great it's a it's a dirty little spot but people are getting it in so it was kind of inspiring because you don't think of the parisians love like a run club but they don't they're not super on there you know there's not a lot of dead lifting going on from what i unless it's you know unless the baguette is extra heavy i guess yeah you kind of have to get out of the out of the city center to find your power lifting pals yeah i went to um i went to cafe stella the reopen cafe stella with rostom last night and steak free i hate to i hate to say it is pretty good why why why does it why do you hate to say it a little bit i don't know man because i don't want to see silver like thrive you know what i mean like i don't want to see i don't want to see anything unless unless it's a personal friend of mine you know except i will say the cafe intel the intelligentsia i want to see thrive because that place i have such deep memories of that place and i've spent so much time there really of all the places in silver lake you want to thrive i mean what else with what else is left bro what's that restaurant we used to go to that's like a breakfast maybe you didn't botanica is that still open it is yes it is botanica used to smack back in the day can't go there anymore like there's nothing over there i mean lne but that lne's fine lne's lne's gonna always thrive so i can't think of any other people i would vote for no that's true there are there are many and if i had my wits about me i'd be i'd be listing off some really smart answers right now but i know i know but i i had to go i'm witless i'm witless since yeah witless witless thomas now on hbo max uh i so rostam and i went to go see george sivris's uh stand-up he was like working out material at the uh cursed lyric theater which is somewhere where i thought i was like honestly looking like that's where i did my improv i know i know looking like i looking like i look and be hey i'm surprised they let me in they honestly i was i was surprised i was like i think they were i thought they might be like you are not an ally of that yeah you're you're too straight you're too straight you gotta leave but they were i think maybe because i was with with rossman and ryan o 'connell was there so I felt like I was in a good crew but you were safe with your people they were able to protect you you were able to check in with with some big queers I was marked safe by the queer community um but no that I mean imagine feeling like that but you're on stage but dude no I don't know and that's a small stage and there's no AC you know but because George was probably up there for an hour and by you know minute 45 I'm squirming because you know what's these what's what's the problem with the ac is this place crowdfunded little black box theaters yeah it's very crowd yeah is it crowdfunded but george was hilarious i loved it and also george was looking good i want to be clear yeah he has been looking good lately he looks great and i just told him that most stand-ups besides anthony jeselnik you know what i mean they look like shit but on the way out i was talking that's a joke on the way out i was talking i was like where the in between like this was like this was a obviously uh queer trans space and then the other options are like the comedy store where it's like the worst guys you've ever met on dates like what is the where's like the place where everybody that's cool can go you know what i mean like where does that exist in the comedy space comedy i don't know if that exists anywhere i mean like there there's always been the little rooms but even the cool little rooms are sort of inherently dorky and you wouldn't like you know like for a long time you know there'll be like little spots like little bars will they take over on tuesday there was the one for a long time at a comic book store oh yeah yeah in the back room wasn't there a laundry wasn't there like a uh laundry mat that's too far i feel like there's laundromat comedy although you know there's definitely one in portland there's definitely one in yeah yeah yeah i just was i mean there's no hotel there's no middle ground hotels in la and there's no middle ground stand-up spaces either it's either like you said you're hitting in the Sunset Strip or you're stuck in, you know, at the Lion Hotel.
10:12Yeah, it's not, wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. But yeah, I just, I don't know. I had a great time and I enjoyed the comedy, but I was, because I've been to that space once before. We went to go see Joe Mandy a while ago. Like, it was a while ago. But I was just like, man, this is it, huh? But they did have, they did have large bottles of San Pellegrino for sale. That's nice. I thought that was a nice touch. I think they know their audience.
10:34Jason Stewart:I'm sure, you know, you're, did you have any guilt and you you know tipped him a little extra uh i was getting i was getting i was getting a seat so rostam was able to put down his american express platinum business to cover my water which is super sweet of him actually it was really nice that's beautiful do you remember any of his jokes uh yeah yeah now i'm not going to steal any of his material since he was working it out from paper but there was some great stuff about that was a trick and i'm and you passed it, Chris. There was a really good part about being 35 and having to talk to your female friends at lunch that really made me laugh.
11:09They have kids. He's like, you have to act like your life isn't that good but it's better, you know, but it's still good, you know, which makes a lot of sense. Actually, obviously he did it better than I did.
11:20Jason Stewart:That hits close to home for me as well. Yeah. I feel like, especially, you know, like when we're at the music festival, you run into people you haven't seen in a long time, you know, people are hitting me up haven't i haven't seen them in 20 years some of these people and they're like you see what do you what do you do you still do in the restaurant thing i'm like i don't know i've never done that or you know all that stuff what are you like what are you doing just the eating thing because you're looking but but you can see the ones where like you can see the the jealousy in their eye of the way that you're living a little more carefree because you're not you know burdened down by diaper duty and you know trying to get into the right school districts and and you know shaping your life around these little snots you know freedom is obvious um yeah i said oh i'm just gonna go to paris for a while see you guys later have fun at fucking daycare bitch bitch all right uh we have a guest we have a guest say nick axelrod thankfully we don't have a breeder on today no well he might have some kids but you know they had to get they had to get him different uh Nick has been in the game for a very long time.
12:25He co-founded your favorite scentless lotion brand, Necessaire, which gets slopped on in my house. That's for fucking sure. Home court into the gloss. He worked at UTA. He had a podcast called Eyewitness Beauty with Annie that I did back in the day. But he's got a new fragrance brand. He sent over the, he Ubered over the samples. Contrapposto, I believe is how it's said.
12:48Jason Stewart:Contrapposto. And I told, when that arrived in the mail, and that was nice of axle raw to send it over. I had no idea what it was. I was like, what the hell is this? And then Carolyn was like, oh, yeah, this is good. She already knew about it. It's like, yeah, she already knew the whole story. Packaging is very good. The scent, yeah, the packaging is good. I'm wearing the third scent that was in the basket. The first one was leaning a little too much of a feminine flavor. Oh, yeah, that stopped you before. For me. No, no, no, come on. I like a manly musky smell. No, you do. No, you do. We all do.
13:22I mean, we all do. The one he sent, I don't know if you're -
13:24Jason Stewart:We don't all do. We don't all do. Well, my bag also has something that's like - My uncut gem that I got, Carolyn does not like it. Really? Mm-hmm. And every time I - So I only wear it when she's out of town. And whenever I wear it - It's a great scent. I mean, girls, guys, kids, everyone's like, what is that? Well, sounds like Carolyn's nose is broken. I have no further comment on that. but I think maybe it's her. It's a Carolyn problem, not a TJ problem. Yeah, it's her. Yeah, she's nasally projecting. I don't know. She needs to work whatever, send trauma out. Nasal projection. I actually got my nasal projection fixed in Beverly Hills.
14:01It was only 5 ,000, so it wasn't super bad. But my plane is straight.
14:05Jason Stewart:Two weeks, and I was back out there. All right, let's give Nick a jingle. Think of it as a place guys who care about how they look go to shop revolve man is stocked with elevated essentials and trend forward styles from brands like polo ralph lauren solomon fear of god essentials and many many more it's not fast fashion and it's not stuffy it's a sweet spot between looking intentional and not looking like you tried too hard new arrivals drop twice a week with free two-day shipping and next day options plus returns are genuinely easy that's right chris i recently wore some nice martine rose board shorts to a nice little weekend or trip and boy did they work out well they said hey Where'd you get those damn shorts at?
14:46Jason Stewart:Whether it's a big night out, a wedding, or a trip, or you just need something last minute that actually works. Revolve Man always has it. Go to revolve.com slash howlong to shop and use howlong as your code for 15 % off your order. Free two-day shipping. Easy returns. It just makes everything easier with Revolve. That is revolve.com slash howlong with the code howlong. 15 % off your entire order. This offer does end soon. Don't sleep. What are you doing in Paris? Okay, what up? Yeah, I'm in Paris. I'm going to a friend's wedding in Biarritz later this week. So here in Paris for a couple of days, then we're going to drive from Paris to Biarritz, stop off at the Aubergine in the middle of France and the country, you know, take the Fiat around.
15:34Jason Stewart:But yeah, I'm not doing so good mentally right now. So I'm a little chewed up over the last few days. Haven't slept since Saturday. Why? Well, there was a party. There was a festival that he DJed that required some partying. Well, required on his, he chose to keep it going, I would say. Had a long day, party or no party. It was a long day. Molly or no Molly. Yeah. It was like 100 degrees. I was there from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Just, you know, clocking my steps, drinking tequila, you know, doing the whole thing. And then went to bed, did a pod and hopped on the plane and got here. And now we pod again.
16:12When's the last time you've been to a music festival, Nick? That's a really great question. I mean, I miss like 2012 Molly. Because of the quality? Well, it was also the first time I had ever done it. But it was more that I remember there was like a, I want to say like an eight-month period where ecstasy was back. And it felt like the quality was better, but I had nothing to compare it to. And then over the course of that eight months, the quality went downhill or like whatever happened. But it was nothing. It was started from the bottom. Now we're here. Drake. And it was like that song is really what I remember.
16:57Oh, OK.
16:57Jason Stewart:I thought you were saying like started from the bottom in terms of like the quality of Molly. You're saying that song was really big at the time where you were addicted to ecstasy. Got it. Correct. And it would be like every weekend And then it just like I think that then everyone started doing it And I think the quality got really bad Where did you live at the time? Was this in New York? New York, yeah So what nightclubs were you frequenting in 2012? Up and down? What's up and down? Was Paul's Baby Grand a thing? Paul's Baby Grand, yeah Up and down was more meatpacking No, no, no, no It was more the sort of emergence of dime square whatever the nightlife sure of that was that area that area okay you're boofing at clando not a lot of room in that bathroom brother no you didn't have play but you didn't have like a spot where you're like nick's coming let's get him a table no with three chicks unfortunately that's never been my vibe i feel like you do would you show up to a club with chicks though i feel like you would you have to okay well it depends on the club i don't know you don't need them at honcho right yeah that's true you're going to different guys were you guys ever was bungalow eight ever part of your repertoire i went there one time but i was it was it was a little before my time it was a little before my time i i went to i went to i went to butter yeah on mondays a few times which was i mean special it was it was sort of hills era okay you know we're like that was who was driving the culture let's say of nightlife and when they came to new york it would be because i managed this band and we did a reality show and there was like a little bit of a crossover because audrina fake worked at epic records as like an intern yep and she like came to the show it's all it was all so that was fake yeah i know sorry jess and we went to we all went to butter because like they were there you know what i mean and it was audrina's butter you cancel your plans you cancel whatever plans i lived i lived in la for like five months in 2005 and by the end of the summer that i was there um misha barton gave me like air kisses and i was like i have made it she was dating she was dating cisco adler remember with the big oh and i was like i made it like i'm someone when misha comes in i'm getting the air kiss that is Honestly, dude, that's pretty good.
19:27And I mean, I forgot about Cisco's balls, and I forgot about Cisco in general. But it's amazing to look back on what that guy looked like and the chicks that he was pulling looked like. It's really, there's a gulf between those.
19:42Jason Stewart:I think the Adler lineage, they've always been. Yeah, it's different. It's different. Yeah, you're right. Is he Epic Records? What was his, he was a Nepo. His dad owns the Roxy, right, Jason? Isn't the Roxy? Yeah, his dad owns the Roxy. But his dad's like a legend. I mean, music business, like, legend. But I think the Roxy is sort of the most public. He's sort of like the golden child of the Sunset Strip. You know what I mean? Lou Adler's kid. Got it. You know, all music industry, Lakers shit, all that stuff. Yeah, it's very, very LA. Yeah, man. That was sick. So are you and Misha still mixy or nah?
20:13Jason Stewart:No. No, Misha and I, we lost touch. You guys lost touch? And, yeah, we unfortunately lost touch. But that was the era where I was going out a lot and having so much fun in LA and then in New York before that where I was like really getting out. That six months in LA, was this like Les Dues? Les Dues probably, right? No, this was gay LA. Okay, please. Unlike gay Paris. So this was when this was – I'm so old that I – I was 21 at the time. I come out of the closet to my best friend James at the time. We're at Cobra Lounge, which is upstairs from – That just sounds so gay. Whatever that club is on Coanga.
21:06I don't even know. So I come out of the closet high on so much Coke. Anyway, that night I go home. I write my parents an email, which I wish I still have, but I don't have. You come out to your parents an email on Coke? At like 5 a.m. Dude, that's as good as it gets. Did they do the classic, we know, honey? Or did they call? No, I think I called them.
21:32Jason Stewart:Are you thinking of Spider Lounge, not Cobra Lounge? Yes, sorry. Spider Lounge, which is above Avalon. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I know Avalon. I know Avalon. Matt Goldman used to do a party there. I remember getting drunk with DJ Premier there one time. Wow. DJ AM and DJ Premier. It was very cool. Okay. Yeah. My friend was able to get into all the clubs. But yeah, so I went home at like 5 a.m. It was one of probably the last times I ever did Coke because driving home in L.A., coming down from Coke while people are waking up and going on runs. is is one of the worst like that feeling was worse you know than the inverse high that i would get from like of course you know and i just like couldn't handle it but yeah i wrote my parents email and then i went to bed and i called them in the morning my dad's yeah my dad's line was that they were surprised but not altogether shocked meanwhile i was literally the gayest kid that you've ever seen like there were videos of me playing oliver and i let's just say i played him i i didn't i i couldn't hide much of myself you were oliver i was oliver could you explain oliver your role in oliver to our listeners who might not be familiar with this production with the musical well they probably aren't familiar with the island lake camp production oliver is a musical based on Charles Dickens' novel of the same name, I think.
23:03Sure, yes. It's an orphan who has the guts to ask for more food and is kicked out of the orphanage and then kind of groomed. Groomed? By Fagan. Don't spoil it, honey. Also, by the way, tough name, Fagan. Fagan isn't great. It's not great.
23:23Jason Stewart:I feel like that's what they call, like Italian-Americans, they call it like Fagolas. like it's very similar to like you know like a little jewish kind of hebrew slang for a gay person i think that's yiddish he's a fagin it's fine yeah um so then he anyway falls in with fagin who has all these young boys that help him pickpocket and then i don't know something else happens so it's like a peter it's like a it's based on peter teal i understand now yeah so i played i played um the part that the titular role as it were and my i just look so gay i'm like running across the stage with like my hands flapping it was like the most stereotypical was oliver a chimney sweep or no just a regular orphan i think he was a pickpocket that's i mean that's cooler yeah so it was you get you brought the gypsy vibes that they needed you definitely got to wear i got to wear like a little page boy cap you know and like whatever job purse oh mister are you my dad where did where did you grow up i grew up in new york city and then my parents when I was 10 moved to the Berkshires.
24:25They were like the first weekenders who made their full-time move to East Chatham, New York. And I was, as I've sort of set up, a little gay kid. And then we moved to the middle of nowhere. And it was horrible. I hated it every second of it. That does feel like unfabulous, I would say. It was the least, no. We're not going to Fred's for lunch with mom. No.
24:50Jason Stewart:So The Simple Life was a documentary. i mean this one it was more the the example i give is baby boom if you've ever seen the diane keaton movie yeah no i haven't actually oh it's one of the best but basically she's like a high powered lawyer in new york who gets a baby dropped off on her doorstep and is sort of like has to fend for herself in the country gay people love that movie it's a piece of shit but it's a it's a campy watch you know what i mean it's a campy watch and um it's the best exact it's the best sort of comparison to where i where i kind of grew up and what i did but the berkshires now is like a hotbed of like you know everybody wants a house there it's beautiful it's like still a little less expensive than the hamptons it's a different vibe than upstate we would laugh like because in the last like 10 years that my parents lived there like every like year the new york times style section would write something about like where we lived and i was like another story this is the worst like this is not like i know never to trust the failing new york times because they're saying that like the chathams is a thing the chathams was never a thing um this is no but it got really cute and cool by the end this is where williams is correct no that's in williams town that's in williams town yeah it's all around there we were 20 it's close right we're near like tanglewood lennox massachusetts okay i've i've only been there one i went there to the museum the clark or the mass mocha mass mocha and this is where wilco does wilco does a festival there every year because john from wilco owns tourists the hotel that's that that's there but i just that's the only time i've ever been and i i don't really i didn't really the charm i didn't get the charm because it was a quick it was a quick it's a different it's a it's a it's a different kind of charm i was just in like roxbury connecticut and like litchfield county and i was like okay this is charming like this i can get behind this is sort of like you sound like my you sound like my fucking wife but it's i don't i mean i'm i'm sure like of course it's charming but your parents still like do you still go there if they move no so we now everyone lives in la wow i i basically kid we we our daughter my husband and i have two kids and um when our daughter was born in springfield massachusetts via surrogate we were like in massachusetts we flew back to la my parents came two weeks later and basically never left wow i feel like i hear that happening a lot more lately i have a few friends who like they had a kid and their parents they're like we're gonna move into the same neighborhood as you i think post-covid it was like we're not taking any chances of like having to be across the country i mean but do you like this or not you can be honest they're not gonna listen i love it No, I love it.
27:30I would live with my parents. Because of the free help or just you love them? No, I would live with my parents because they are, so I'm Jewish, but my mom is probably like the least Jewish thing about her is that she wants to stay out of my life. She doesn't want to get involved. That is unheard of from the stereotypes that I know. Totally unheard of. It's giving genteel. Yeah. And so like literally like when, if I'm home with my parents and we're like chatting and the kids are around and then my husband comes home my parents like have to leave because they don't want to like be a like they don't want to like intrude no my parents would choose me sorry choose my husband if we ever got divorced they like it they like him more do you okay do you have brothers and sisters do you have brothers and sisters i have a brother who is 32 and still is my parents sort of like failure to launch are you so you're the you're the beyonce of the family I am for better or worse The Beyonce of the family
28:27Jason Stewart:Is he low-key fine though? Is he like a Solange? He's low-key fine I feel like you said the word fine In the different meaning I was using Do you think he's bringing chicks back to your parents' house? No Do you think he's bringing dudes back to your parents' place? I don't think so either Do you think he has a goon cave? I think I wonder because you have to wonder. Nowadays, you have to wonder. No, it's so fascinating because I was talking to someone last night and we're talking about gay brothers and how that's like, we both know like kind of several. It's like not, it feels like something that would be more uncommon.
29:10Jason Stewart:Oh, like two gay brothers. Yeah, like we're, yeah. Oh, you're not talking about like Jeremy O 'Harris. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like two gay, like I am the older brother and my younger brother is also gay. And I know someone, I believe a family of four gay siblings. Four gays. Full house. So as parents, you're like, what did I do wrong? You know what I mean? You need to get Adam Develo to their house. Yeah, that's reality. That is a reality show. Now people, whenever there's twins or brothers, I think it's more so the twins. If one of them is gay, the likelihood of the other one being gay is very high.
29:46Jason Stewart:Yeah. And I know that because I'm a twin who people think is gay sometimes. You're a twin? Yeah, I'm a twin. Fraternal, not identical. Okay. You're pretty obviously brothers, but I think the height difference is what makes people... Yeah, I'm 6 '9", he's like 5 '11", but otherwise we're pretty similar. Did you get most of the nutrients in the womb? What do they call it? He's a real eater. It's called being a munch. You got most of that placenta. You were like, I didn't start. I didn't start munching until I came out of the womb, of the womb, of the womb. But no, when we were first born, my brother was slightly larger than me.
30:30Oh, interesting.
30:31Jason Stewart:On day one of our life. But then, you know, I sort of quickly shot up. Okay, hear me out. So we have two kids, a five-year-old girl and a three-year-old boy. I maintain that they're twins born two years apart because they're from the same batch of eggs. Oh, I see. I see. same date that that that is interesting same same dozen same expiration date all the all the cereals line up same dozen same x interesting correct and they look they they look they look alike they look alike as like you know fraternal twin like they look alike at their at yeah i get i was gonna say as jason and his his twin but no there's like an extra and there's a more jeans in the pool then yeah both of us are dudes yeah think about it no that's that is that's not uh thing I ever really considered but yeah if it is coming from the same egg I mean obviously it can't be a twin twin but I mean they could be like they are blood related siblings?
31:29Well they're yeah and they were fertilized at the same time in the same batch of eggs oh and then you put a few on ice you put one in and put one on ice rest in the freezer okay did you
31:45Jason Stewart:Did you and your husband do a sperm, you know, fiesta bowl? Okay. Yeah. So let me tell you a little about that. The issue is that they don't have gay porn in that room. What? Talk about a goon cake. There's nothing gayer than what you're doing. Like, what do you mean? I know. I know. I know. There's nothing gayer than a surrogate. Like, really? There's nothing gayer? Literally nothing gayer. Basically, it's like you go into, it's like a medical bathroom. there is a puppy pee pad on the chair and then you can't use lube in case your puppy pee oh really because it cannot use lube okay so we're doing a dry jack so you're raw dog you're raw dog i'm raw dogging it it is quite possibly like the worst cum orgasm i have ever yeah i mean one of the one of the worst nuts you've ever done in your entire life and you're literally kind of like scraping the like what you know like just like trying to get it into like the you know like vial and sometimes literally it's literally it's it's like when they when they milk a snake and because you again you're like trying to kind of on your phone the whole thing is awkward yeah were you you were not able to pull sniffies up on your ipad what's going on this was sort of pre-sniffy like well yeah i didn't bring an ipad in but gay porn existed at the time yes it'd be so cool if you pulled a flat screen on wheels out of your car say i'm gonna just plug this in like one of those extra large ipads yeah yeah the biggest one they know i didn't oh of course there wasn't like reception i don't know so like it was it was a tough night sometimes look at our i look at our it was a tough night so to speak i look at our kids sometimes and i'm like they're so amazing and like my daughter is so hearty and like full of life.
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33:38And I'm like, that was like the worst come. Like that was like, you know what I mean? Like you want to think.
33:44Jason Stewart:So did you ever think like if I had, if I had loom. And again, I'm also like, if that was the worst, imagine what I could do on my best day. It's cool that you look at your beautiful daughter and you're like, damn, that nut really sucked. Like you had no idea what I had to do to get this. Well, no, it's more just like that. You don't even have to have a good nut to have such a great time. that's a better way to spin it okay my bad that's such a better way like a rose go a rose grows from concrete yeah yeah whatever yeah like a real eyes in the back of the head toe curler that does not guarantee you're gonna shit out an army hammer stud muffin you know what i mean apparently okay so is the lube thing is the reason you know i'm putting on my business cap now i know you're a founder the lube reason is because that could sort of fuck up the fertility-ness of the sperm and we don't want to get the fucking you're not even supposed to use spit from what i remember okay this just took it this just took a turn and i'm hard now okay so here's what i'm gonna say you can't even spit your saliva on it guys you you are literally a lotion baron why don't you you can get a government contract yeah to make so here's the issue insemination yeah we had to go through the FDA clearance process for necessary.
34:58We made a sex gel, like, which was a lubricant. The issue is that, um, it's a really annoying process, but number two, I think they now, there now is a type of lube you can use in these like situations for like fertility stuff. But like, you know, this is why the next generation is not going to struggle like ours, you know? Yeah. Thank God. We, we, we, yeah. The best thing is that my husband and I both still pay every single month$45 each to keep our not just the fertilized eggs frozen but our
35:27Jason Stewart:individual sperm frozen 45 a month little cricket wireless plan yes but like that's like where that the the only reason that we would keep our sperm is like this 37 year old sperm i guess that we have would be like if we were going to like ultimately get divorced something happens to one another and then we'd want to like make new babies with someone new which is like none of this is possible but like killing that 37 year old sperm is just like you're saying that's when you were you were peaking at 37 the 43 year old nut ain't gonna hit the same i doubt it i see i doubt it wow and also it seemed like you don't you it's hard to pull the plug on a loved one in a hospital you don't want to pull the plug on one of your sperms especially a prime vintage like that no it's And the price is just low enough to where you're like, eh.
36:20Jason Stewart:Yeah, exactly. I was going to say, it's like Paramount+. If it was$4 ,500 a month, we'd be like, okay, let's have a talk. But you and your partner have no plans to ever create more children? Is that door 100 % closed? No. If necessary, sells before we are, let's call it 48. Okay. So I'm 43 next month. If Necessaire sells in the next five years, we'll maybe take another one out of the freezer. Pull a cold one out of the freezer? We're popping a vintage from our cellar. But Necessaire needs to sell. It can't be a fire sale where we let it go for$2.3 million. It needs to be more of a juicier sale to where we can raise many children without worrying about those school districts.
37:13Jason Stewart:and private. I thought it already, I guess I just assumed it already sold. That's my bad. Bless your heart. It has not. Okay. Do you think I'd be here? Do you think I'd be here launching another fucking thing if it was? I'd be on vacation. How often? But you're not doing it every day. You're not dealing with it every day. I don't do Necessaire anymore. No, I've been working on that new thing. Yeah, yeah. But I wish and hope every single night that Necessaire sells. But I mean, it's doing really well. I mean, people love that shit. it's in it's in my house for sure my wife is paying full clip at sephora for it you know once a month but i think that the um let's get him a promo code okay i just feel yeah i need a promo i just feel like that's chris 10 not 10 who is who is left to buy like who buys these things who are the three people that would buy it estee lauder sure l 'oreal okay and lvmh yeah lvmh would be one i mean like so salt and stone which uh you mentioned before like that one just sold to private equity for a shitload of money um and then another one another body care brand so oh salt hair which is this one that's like what i don't even know that's a ser for for like girlies who want to smell like you know santal 33 and okay it has like it's like scented it's it's uh yeah scented body care that just sold for like hundreds of millions of dollars so the hope is that like one of these other strategics wants to like get in on on the body care that's why we do this podcast what are the top three what are the top three products like sales wise yeah sales wise uh the body wash yeah um which is incredible like the texture it's like a honey kind of like plush honey texture and then the body serum i think is one and the i think the deodorants like the natural deodorants do well oh yeah yeah those are yeah those yeah those are hit okay that make that all makes sense i just i just can't there's so much stuff out there too much you know what i mean it's hard it's hard to keep track but what's the one called salt hair salt hair is the like where do i buy that like where do i buy that i think target oh that's why yeah i don't go to target I live in Manhattan, bro.
39:32I'm good. It's one of those brands that was doing$170 million a year that if you live in New York or LA, you probably had never heard of, but never underestimate. God, that's my dream. I know. We kill everywhere else, so it doesn't matter. We don't have to talk to anybody about it. That's crazy.
39:49Jason Stewart:Okay, so Salt & Stone and Salt Air have both sold both your competition. Salt is a running through line here. Mm-hmm. It's a theme. I know. I mean, we sort of started the body care trend, I think, sort of like the reinvigorated the category. No one was really playing in body. It's a really tough category to make work on the back end because if you think about it, it's like big bottles for low prices versus skincare, like facial cream is like this much for$70. and so like it i think took a little bit of time to like get it you know to like a healthy place but i mean i it's i see it everywhere in sephora i'm like more of a i'm i'm more like one of you guys at this point with that brand but i like wish i wish for it to succeed with every ounce of my being yeah of course of course the issue with private schools in la is that they don't take equity they don't you yeah you can't you can't send over a term sheet and get that thing signed you gotta pay cash how many shares is it gonna take to get these these little shits in here over at west lake look i got two i got two fucking rug rug rats let's talk what what is it what do we really gotta do here okay so but necessary is is more unscented right no it has all the it has all different scents the unscented is just popular in my house because i think it's rare to have something that looks good that's like it's not lubriderm it like looks nice and it's the idea like the initial idea was sort of the like furniture for your bathroom like shampoo conditioners body washes like they're they take up so much physical real estate and i you know originally was sort of thinking like what if like why can't they look nice why can't you like go into your bathroom and into your shower and like have these things because they take up so much space so we wanted to like design it brian rotinger who has become sort of like my most significant creative collaborator um he's a graph designer based in la did that we know we know brian brian's the old hardcore guy just like me and jason we love to see we love to see our our guys succeeding it's important so him and i did my new brand uh contrapposto together and he's uh looks great i was just i was just spraying before we talked okay good jason you got it too no you were Yeah, he got it.
42:08Jason Stewart:I got it. I got it. He did. Before you went to France. I was just talking. Yeah, I was able to throw it into my dop kit. And I was saying on the intro, the first scent out of the three, which is called Melting Flowers, that one was leaning a little too feminine for me. But I used the third one today. And it's a nice little spot. The third one being the... Are you into fragrance? Lubinite. Lubenite was my favorite too, Jason I'm a little bit, but I'm not I'm not a fragrant scent freak person People are too into it, bro I see guys selling off their collections online and it looks like a fucking garage sale It's so sad That's hard To me, it's an escapism and I think some people, their sense of smell really is super crazy and it affects them in another way but I think we're living these insular lives in our home pods and our 300 square foot apartments and the scent is like a way we can have that amazing luxury and you can just keep stimming out on that beautiful whatever it is i agree i agree with that i just think that it's like i don't as a man it's crazy to see people like go into debt and have to sell their collection of fragrances because they can't stop buying i i'm just like i've worn the same thing for 10 years and i'm not gonna change probably what have you worn come to garcon wonderwood it's it's 100 bucks 120 bucks i can get it in any city i'm in kind of that the packaging is fucking annoying because it's coming to garcon so it like has to lay flat it's fucking annoying but i just i don't i've never been and i like like i'm pretty nose sensitive like you know i'm pretty like aware of how things smell how my house smells and shit but i just don't changing seasonally just seems so weird to me as a so You're not really like a beauty consumer then?
44:03No, I'm a beauty consumer. But not in fragrance. Like for me with fragrance, like the thing in my head that like drives everything I do is I think I'm like one product away from being like the hottest, best version of myself. No cap. This is a service I use all the time, Jason, because you know, I'm not like you. I'm not super handy. I don't have a toolbox. Thank God there's TaskRabbit. So when I need some of my art hung or something put together, maybe some shelving units or whatever it may be, I always call TaskRabbit and a nice young person with a backpack stocked with tools and other useful items shows up and takes care of any problem I have.
44:47And the best part is I can search for them based on cost, skill set, availability, client reviews. So I know who's showing up. I know they're going to do a good job. And I know I'm not going to have to, you know, kind of run away when they come inside.
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46:15I see. no matter what so like that's why i'll buy like i have like you know a million fragrances or like a million lotions whatever like i'm like if like if you can make me feel like this one is going to actually you know quiet all the voices in my head this salmon sperm is finally going to be the one
46:35Jason Stewart:that gets okay well does that make sense does that go does that transfer over into clothing Yes. I have a compulsive shopping habit. I love consuming. I feel like it's what I bring to whatever brands I create. The entire process and experience of buying something is really interesting to me and exciting to me. I remember like hearing about, and this is like a sort of third hand story, but like, I guess Steve Jobs was obsessed with this social psych experiment that basically found that like the optimal number of packaging layers to sort of like reach the, you know, to feel like the most luxurious was seven.
47:18Whoa.
47:19Jason Stewart:For like the unboxing of the iMac or whatever it is. Or whatever it was, like the price perception sort of like maximum. I'm not expecting it right. Right. So if you like bought any of the original Mac products, they would have seven. It was like, that's why there was like the vellum and the this and the that. Because like the more you, the more layers you open, the more value you perceived in the product. Like I find that kind of shit really interesting. No, that is interesting. No, that is interesting. I mean, I think beauty consumption is, when you live with a woman, you sort of are. I can't.
47:52How do you do it? I live with one now, and it's like sometimes my husband and I look at each other, we're like, oh my God.
47:59Jason Stewart:Well, cleaning lady doesn't count, buddy. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't count. My daughter, my daughter. Okay. Like one second, she's like screaming in your face. Like, I hate you. And then five seconds later, she's like, you're the most important person to me that I've ever met. But I'm just saying I have everything in my house. And I just sort of don't. I sort of use my stuff. Actually, my friend started a brand called 39BC. Have you seen that? Charmedine. Char. Charmedine, yeah, who I love. Yeah, she's the best. And that shit, that was the last time I was very, like she said at all. I was like, this is really good.
48:35This smells good. It looks amazing. It looks great in the shower. I was really, really impressed with it. but it's not necessarily for me because i like use bar soap i use bar soap but i buy expensive ones that's where i do spend money i like to try out a bar soap i think it's very masculine and normal and i don't want a loofah or whatever you know what i'm saying yeah i was yeah how do you
48:54Jason Stewart:apply body wash to your body are you a goshi are you a rag are you a loofah are you barehanded what's it what's it what what's a goshi what are we what are we doing oh that's uh it's like a japanese loofah towel it's kind of like a microfiber that that um it's like hypoallergenic it's cool and you can you just you squirt it on there and it's just like a wash rag and it exfoliates i just i'm just i hand i i'm a hand apple you know i'm sort of a manual washer i mean i think the the like the weird thing about me is like for as much as i'd love to buy every single thing that's ever launched just to like try it alexis page my friend who's a product developer and i have that in common we'll like just try everything i'm actually not at all vain so i don't like actually care how i look so like i'm not exfoliating i'm not you just love consuming the and the product journey and the user experience more so than being i think that's good and healthy because you're reverse engineering the experience because you are you're a real product opener.
49:59Jason Stewart:I'm a real eater. Chris is a real smeller and you are a real consumer. When is the last time you were really impressed with one of these, something you purchased, the process from soup to nuts? Okay. So Jason, you're in Paris. So there is a place called Maison Bonet, B-O-N-N-E-T. Okay. I was hoping we'd go somewhere like this. Go ahead. You guys and me before I went to Maison Bonet probably thought like, oh, Jacques-Marie Maje, that's the most expensive, nicest sunglasses you can get. Maison Bonet makes Jacques-Marie Maje feel like those clown glasses you got at a bar mitzvah, like the ones that like...
50:40I've been trying to go for years and I just haven't made an appointment, but you're saying it's time. So it's basically, it's a little shop in Paris where they hand make glasses from a variety of materials, certain types of acetate, horn, etc. You have to make an appointment. It is an hour and a half long appointment. And then you have to come back four months later for a final fitting for your glasses in store. They will not send you the glasses without the final fitting. They also have a store in London. But it was more just about this experience that I think the psychology of like the making you making you commit to this, like, firstly an hour and a half long fitting where they're like really evaluating what you look like trying on all different things you have this like this third generation glass maker like you know evaluating you know your face etc and then having to figure out a way to come back what was
51:37Jason Stewart:the what was the ticket what was the ticket yeah for the for the bespoke ocular experience three g's yeah three g's did you do sun or regular i did transition lenses so i could get my goddamn money's worth i like that that's smart have you lost the sunglasses already no not yet no i'm i'm on the mason bonnet website right now and it is they do look great it looks quite nice and i hope one day to own oh yeah those are those are good those are those are really good they're the fucking best sunglasses if they fit like a glove and anyway but it was more just about the experience the like level like i was like oh the new and this sounds stupid but like the new luxury is this like you know you guys travel a lot you can go anywhere to any store and kind of find any brand like luxury brands don't mean anything when you can get them everywhere but like here's one place they don't wholesale you have to go back in four months who's going to paris like enough to like come back in four months but like it was like oh this like this like changes the game in like a very interesting way in like a certain specific category i thought was cool i mean you're the glasses on your head are one of a kind yeah i don't know if it's mary kate or ashley but every time she's wearing sunglasses that you can't identify that are really cool it's it's that you know what i mean they're custom yeah some bonnet whatever it's the lens color the shape it's like it's just something's a little bit weird and it's it's cool yeah i mean i have a lot of great silhouettes so what about yeah what about for you chris like now that you have a brand like What's the last thing that impressed you when you got it or bought it?
53:16Oh, God, shit. Probably the Tesla. Yeah. When I got my first Model 3 in white, in Japan, there was a store that is all vintage glasses. And it's a similar thing where they sort of look at you and bring stuff out for you to try. You don't get to shop, really. And it was pretty amazing. Like, did I need dead stock British aviators with Coke bottle green lenses? No. But it was sick. Like, the whole thing was amazing. And I was pretty underwhelmed with Japan in general. And I just was sort of at my wits end with it. And I think that was like, okay, this is what I was meant to experience. Whether I needed the glasses or not, it was awesome.
53:57Jason Stewart:I need to buy$800 glasses I don't need to make this trip feel okay. $400. That's the thing. $400. That was the other thing. That was only$400. Maybe less, honestly. maybe less maybe like 350. Broke ho shit. Well I guess speaking of glasses um you know I feel a lot of the styles and silhouettes are trending unisex and then a lot of scents are also trending kind of unisex. Is that something that you you try to consider? Is that like where everyone is going nowadays? Or are we still segregating by by gender? Well and race um no I gender I've always say i like this was necessary to like when people would be like is it genderless is it gender neutral is like all these words which like you know as a former like writer like making me up my skin crawl i'm like new who wants anything to be neutral it's like the worst thing you could be but like so i don't believe that like fragrances like i'm not the ones that i've made like are not for a specific gender like i really because i was hoping to sell things on the internet mostly and in store we're going to be in violet gray um i was like i want to create for every like perfume person like every like type so chris you were like you wear wonderwood you like and jason you're not a real perfume person that's why i created lubonite which is like a frankincense and this like roasted seashell accord because it's it's it doesn't smell like perfume it smells like maybe essential oils or like you know something sort of it's really nice and the The one you sent me that's like a sample That's not part of the three That's really nice You said it's chocolate and marijuana Yeah it's cocoa and cannabis Those are your kids names right?
55:41Is that where you got that from?
55:43Jason Stewart:They opened for me on Saturday They're really great kids Okay do you smoke weed? I like a half of an edible At night A half of like a fast acting edible Fast acting fast acting so i'm like i i'm an anxious neurotic person and whenever you go into one of these weed stores and you like take the person's recommendation seriously you'll say i'm anxious and like i want to relax they'll send you to an indica what i didn't understand until scott sternberg our friend scott sternberg told me is that actually you want you i'm an upper guy I'm flying high on by vans all day So I want a sativa And that's what actually Takes the anxiety away Oh really?
56:29Jason Stewart:So sativa, that's like fighting fire with fire It's saying you're a neurotic Jew We're going to neutralize We're going to extinguish the flame Whereas the indica is just going to send you Into more of a psychosis maybe Correct, it's like an indica would be Sort of putting an octopus In like a jelly Where they're trying to It's like, you know, I need something that is going to match my up. I've never thought about that. To match your freak. Your tentacles are frozen. That makes sense, though. I've never heard that before. That's so interesting. What's your meds? Do you guys take meds, like regular meds?
57:03No, not really. I smoke weed.
57:04Jason Stewart:I don't take meds, though, no. I mean, I take like fucking 30 vitamins, but no like. You don't have a good stack. No real shit. Well, I take wellness formula. Maybe some peptides are in play. But yeah, no prescription, anything. Injectable? Yes, honey. Yeah. Do you go to that guy in Silver Lake with the tattoos? No, I don't. But I'd like to hear more about him. I gave a guy in Silver Lake with tattoos like$2 ,500 a few months ago. And I was like, wait, I don't even know what his credentials are. But he just slings peptides. Did it go well for you? No, I got like a crazy, like my lip blew up and I went to urgent care.
57:46And they're like, what do you do? I was like, well, I bought peptides from this guy. They're like, which one? I'm like, I don't know, B-C-T-R-X. They were like, fucking idiot.
57:55Jason Stewart:Okay, so we didn't do our homework that much is what I'm learning. That's okay. Well, at least you tried and you learned. You know, it could have been worse. You could have been wondering forever, you know, if these were going to work. Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I've been on Munjaro for, I was like one of the first people in the world who probably was on it. Yeah. In the world? I think so. You're patient zero, but did you have a fat girl face? Great question. Not really one you have to think about, by the way, Nick. I got to say. During COVID, the world was ending, and I started baking a sheet of cookies every single day.
58:33And hence, eating a sheet of cookies every single day. Three years later, I had gained 50 pounds. Five zero. Five zero. You would look at me and be like, that's not possible. The scale doesn't lie. It was a digital scale. Okay. I gained 50 pounds. I call this very, very well-respected nutritionist. I have an appointment with her. She's written books. She's actually phenomenal. And she suggests like there's this new thing called Ozempic or like whatever. And like, you should try it. So I go to my doctor. He's like, I don't know, like blah, blah. then I like end up finding a doctor who prescribed it to me I lost 50 pounds like I so essentially I'm back to where I was before but also the amazing thing about Munjaro and Ozempic beyond like the weight loss is it like quiets all the food noise sure yeah and you and you're able to focus Jason are you Jewish I'm not Jewish but no you guys are not neither one of you are Jewish so like you guys don't understand Jewish guy food noise oh is it particularly bad for people of the Jewish
59:42Jason Stewart:Well, Chris and I definitely understand food noise, but we know about food noise from food that's actually good. So tell me what it's like with Jewish food. No, it's not about Jewish food. It's about Jewish people. Oh, okay. And just sort of like, should I eat that? If you eat a slice of cake in smaller slices that's fewer calories, the tropes are real. I don't know any of these Jewish tropes. It's like being, I think, it's Jewish and gay. And it's just like, literally, you take a shot and it's all silent. You eat when you're hungry and you don't worry about anything else. And that's like, it's so refreshing.
1:00:19Jason Stewart:It's good for the productivity. You wake up and you're like, I need to check all the stuff off my list versus like, what are we going to do for dinner, babe? Babe, do we have Cheerios or no? When they're like, I forgot to eat. Like, I have now forgotten to eat. But that had never happened before. I know people like that that are naturally inclined to forget to eat and that does feel great but I guess maybe we exercise too much I would never that's just not possible I'm just I'm gonna be hungry like it's not I'm never so busy that I'm like I don't have I don't have time to have a salad you know what I mean really and also we're big boys kinda yeah I'm not big are you how big are we talking I'm six nine I weigh 205 pounds you're six nine does that come with like a shorter life expectancy or are we not at that is that not too tall I'm sure I'm sure I will not live as long because that's like a long way for your I'm going to guess he's got five more years probably five good years I will probably die younger for sure but I'm okay with that I don't care but I live a healthy lifestyle Andre the Giant by the way was much taller than you and he drank like 85 beers and three bottles of vodka a day and pills and all that stuff.
1:01:36Jason Stewart:Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. Okay, so you're 6 '9", and what was the LBs? 205. Slim guy. Thank you. But I have, I mean, I was fatter when I was younger. Like, in 2008, I probably had 50 pounds on me because... No, not 50. I don't know. I think I did. But even at 255 at 6 '9", that's like a... When you're 6 '9", you can gain and lose 20 pounds, and my own wife won't notice it. You know what I mean? Really? So it's got to be 50. I see what you're saying. It's got to be 50. So I'm like 5 '9", so gaining 50 was like, I felt like I was wearing a fat suit. Like when I would go upstairs, it felt like a fat suit.
1:02:15It felt like shallow hell.
1:02:16Jason Stewart:Every time you walked up the stairs, somebody went, and I was like, it just didn't feel like my body. Shallow hell. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, like I could gain 20 pounds and I probably won't have to buy new clothes at all. But like at 5 '9", if you gain 50, you got a whole new wardrobe. but you don't even know that it's happening when it's happening because it's COVID you don't even know that it's happening it's COVID and then you start you've always had trainers and shit I'm sure you always exercised I always exercise so obviously that's kind of going out the window I love baking you pick up the alisonroman.com and you're like babe can we buy flour in bulk no do you remember that during COVID when you were having to go buy flour from a restaurant I did all of that.
1:03:03I was a basic bitch. And then sort of like five years, whatever, four years later, woke up and was like, how do I lose 50 pounds? And the answer is drugs.
1:03:14Jason Stewart:You said, I'm not going to do it with hard work. I'll tell you that right now. I don't have time for that. Though I will say that having been patient zero with Munjaro, some of that shit, they didn't really know how to dose it. There was not really microdosing. Early days. So there was like one day where I literally like had worked out. I tried to drink a blueberry smoothie and we had like just moved into our new house and like had done wall to wall like white carpeting in the bedroom. And it was like a cartoon where like I was trying to like keep my throw up from coming out of my mouth. But it was like squirting like blue puke squirting from between my fingers all over the white carpet.
1:03:56my husband comes in he's like what the fuck happened you're you're saying you couldn't keep down a smoothie because like i it was whatever the bad dose like you would like a munjaro is like ozempic with like the edges smoothed off that's wild though that's why but you're right i'm sure if it's early days it's kind of like i don't know man try this and then you're like shit i just yeah i like i just like you would be i'd be so fucking so sick it's also i think really good for like any addictive behavior. Like for the first time when I was on Ozempic, I didn't have a drink for like probably like 10 months.
1:04:31Yeah, yeah, yeah. They say that. I mean, I think there's probably some, I mean, it makes sense. There's some truth to that for sure. Some of us have to raw dog sobriety and it's hell every day, but you know, cheating is rocks, I would say. If you can, yeah. But then it's like, how do you kind of wean off the drug and not onto another, right? Well, there's always something. Well, we always find something. That's the thing. you're filling your soul with many many things from what I've learned in the last hour so that hole is not empty
1:04:59Jason Stewart:once we sell necessary to a venture capital fund then suddenly all those problems will wash away we won't need the Manjaro anymore we won't need cookies anymore no cookies, who cares what I've realized in my 43 years is no matter where you go, there you are real talk bro you sound like the wall at Sun Life Organics right now what the fuck all right so when does sound like my creation chia pudding can i say this correct can you pronounce the new brand name correctly for us uh i can pronounce it incorrectly which is how i pronounce it which is contrapposto but technically in italian it's contrapposto okay um but i'm not italian nor is the brand it's like basically my husband started and i started this as like a medical aesthetics clinic so botox filler lasers etc and we like took my wife is aware oh really oh cool yeah when when the package arrived to the house she's like oh where is that okay all the girlies go here yeah it's on la cienega and between wearing and willoughby in uh west hollywood and basically like i wanted to be like renovated this crazy john elgin wolf building and wanted to create this like top to bottom experience of like like elevating these like treatments into more of a luxury experience and like because if you go to a medispa that has like fluorescent lights on the wall or like you know those like boucle chair you know like that that's like sort of what the landscape was and is and so the idea was like very field of dreams that if we kind of like can build something that has like an aesthetic consistency and that like the product is as good as the as the aesthetic meaning casey's work which is my husband is the injector he's really really good at what he does it's about presume like preserving movement and like dynamism anyway we could build out other product extensions so we're doing i'm doing fine fragrance first launching september 9th and then i have skincare ready to go it's just like the the venture the beauty talk about venture capital like the the venture uh climate right now and chris you've probably seen some of this with what you're doing but like people are trying to invest in the wrong things and like ignoring the right things in my experience you're telling i'm saying bro i got jeans for 155 made in america what the fuck do you do what's your problem they're incredible they're the best oh thank you that i own thank you i like to hear that that's that's a good review thank you do you have an unlimited amount of that denim or like i got worried when i saw on the website i wouldn't say i wouldn't say unlimited but there's there's you know i i would never say unlimited but there's enough i think you know there's enough there's somewhere between limited and unlimited amount of it exactly uh all right nick i was gonna say have you raised money are you trying to raise money uh we raised a little bit of money yeah nothing crazy i mean i think it's like people were like clothes like no and then it's sort of like i think some people got it i think some people really the biggest thing was the price point like people were like oh you can do that and you can make it in america then like let's try it you know and i think luckily i mean i think people it's like anything else that if you care about made in america it's cool if you don't care okay you like the shirt and you buy it it doesn't it's not like you know what i mean it's not that's what i say all the time about sustainability like most people don't care the people that do will buy it and the people that don't like does this fit i want it i'm gonna buy it sustainability it's so funny that we're like as a culture we're totally over it like nobody cares it's completely no one cares packaging is back nobody cares no gives a fuck that was all fake that was all like a three to five year window um but look nick thank you for joining us on how long gone we appreciate it thank you for having me no no our pleasure and i can't wait for this to launch and uh september 9th you said it'll be everywhere online september 9th la in store okay cool promo code chris 10 for those injections yeah yeah chris here and here chris 10 for those smile lines uh all right we will uh you do have to go to maison bonnet i know I will.
1:09:03I'm going to go, I'm going to go in London because I go to London more often. So that feels like a better to go back in four months type thing. All right. Good to see you, bro. We really appreciate it. Thanks, man. We'll talk to you soon. Peace.
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Nick Axelrod is a writer, editor, and entrepreneur, best known as the co-founder of Into The Gloss and Nécessaire, and most recently, the fragrance line Contrapposto. We chat with Nick from his home in Los Angeles about an early Them Jeans remix, a Parisian CrossFit gym, Chris going to a comedy show in L.A., nasal projection, cheek-kissing Mischa Barton, coming out to his parents via email, Diane Keaton’s Baby Boom (1987), egg freezing and the lack of gay porn at the sperm collection office, Steve Jobs’ theories on packaging layers, Maison Bonnet sunglasses, edibles and injectables, gaining and losing 50 pounds, and spraying a blueberry smoothie all over the new carpet in the primary bedroom.
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