992. - Chris & Jason

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0:48how long gone beautiful sunday here in new york jason fall is fall is kind of falling a little bit if i'm if i'm being honest with you there's a there's what's that air smelling like brother

0:59Jason Stewart:man what's that air smelling like in n west i mean the air in this apartment smells great but outside i mean it smells better than it does in august i'll tell you that but it's it's just i just mean there's a there's a breeze i wear a jacket to the gym this morning and it felt not to overstep but necessary almost i would say yeah i actually wore i had to wear a jacket this morning it was a very kind of tissue thin windbreaker not vintage nike all-weather gear type of windbreaker actually condé nast embroidery it's a team jacket on the on the back of the kind of mock neck collar or whatever but it was one of you know how the windbreakers sometimes no pockets in the front but just the uh assistant coach pouch in the lower back pocket maybe are the runners pouch you know what i mean where you put your where you put your important paperwork and stuff while you're while the guys are running drills i just whatever you know the three guys who go jogging with Bill Clinton in those old photos.

1:55Jason Stewart:They have to carry some of those important presidential documents in the back pouch. But I pull it out. What flavor am I going to hit him with today? And then what's in the back pouch pocket? N95 mask. A relic from COVID past. I assume you put it in the closest public trash can or lit it on fire. Which one should you choose? I donated to our seventh responders. Not the first. it has been some time was it a black one was it a high quality or was it kind of one of the shittier ones you would put on to really fake it it was it was a black one standard out of the box triple black um but i i remember when we would get kind of artisanal you know an eggplant colored mask that is the most that's one of the most that's one of the most embarrassing thing yeah dude like some somebody's sending me a mask they're charging 125 on their website for and you have to like i'm like dude what is this is so embarrassing i mean i was happy to get you know free free pack is a free pack you know what i mean i'm still gonna use it you know it's all they used to send you they used to send you the like wasn't there like the korean homie who made like the sherbert pack that was like 15 colors bro get out of here with that shit yeah we had we had salmon we had eggplant we had hunter green but i mean it was very much like you know during those times you had the matching whatever your fabletic set or your aloe set or whatever that would come in those colors and we needed yeah you know a piece of fabric that covers our nose just like when you're same color because you had the fitted that match you had the throwback you had the socks you had the ones and then you need the mask to kind of top it off that's cherry on top tar heel blue it's a certain color blue that it's not just any old regular you know what i mean Real talk.

3:42Jason Stewart:That is a certain shade. Damn, I can't believe you found it. Carheel Blue, that same shade. It's on the label of my David Vanilla Protein Milkshake that I'm slugging down right now. They're the new Sherbert mask in my life. It kind of tastes like, you know when you get the ice cream, like the soft serve ice cream that's a little artificial, but in a way we're kind of rocking with it. you know what i mean or how like the the sugar in soy like store-bought soy milk when it when it's not sweet but it still has a bunch of like corn syrup in there it has a little bit of a naughty sting it kind of tastes like like a melted soft serve naughty naughty sting the naughty sting we had some milk issues yesterday at the u.s open if i'm gonna keep it a keep an absolute buck with you i had milk issues as well i bought a fucking gallon of clover it tasted like fucking you know some type of ebola virus clover in there clover is like the barista milk yeah there's like there's there's a handful of like there's like a horizon for i mean they're all regional so you know i'm just talking about socal vibes but clover it is a pretty good one and they make grass-fed they make you know organic they make some of the a2 whatever shit but my my milk palette is so just here we go it's not it's not that it's refined it's weakened it hasn't strengthened it's weakened to the point where i have like a princess palette as it pertains to leche jesus christ i know it's awful it's awful so i had to i had to buy a gallon it was an emergency gallon fucking tastes like shit maybe we turn it into a chia pudding who knows but i was able to re-up and get some good like an emergency gallon you don't keep that behind glass in the in the fridge in the garage or you got to break it with a little a supreme a supreme mini axe don't talk to me until i had my lecha why so we went to we went to the us open day session yesterday with our our gray goose family and it was like all right well let's let's get alex's dad a hat and we both wanted a coffee so let's venture out from the box and kind of go you know walk walk the grounds got a french dip i see lavatsa is is posted up and then we get we get in line and the the barista at the lavatsa booth starts screaming this is the alcohol side if you want coffee you have to go to the other side meanwhile we're we're the next up you know what i mean like we're we're we're next in line so i get up there and then they're like oh no we have cold brew and hot coffee we don't have any milk to offer you we have espresso martini virgin espresso martini on draft but we don't have so i'm I'm like, I just want to be clear.

6:19The coffee brand that I could see from a mile away, you're not really offering coffee here. We have to kind of circumvent. So Alex is like, well, I need some milk. I need whatever. I'll take anything. And then we have, oh.

6:33Jason Stewart:I'm not you. I need a little milk in my coffee. They send us over to where the sugar and shit is, and they got half and half. It's been baking in the sun all day. I'm like, this is not. So then we find the coffee portion where they're serving lattes, cappuccinos, etc. And we have to wait in line. And then the guy has every kind of milk you've ever heard of. Gave us coconut milk, for Christ's sake. He's hand-pressing his own pumpkin seed milk. I was just like, this is too crazy. I know that the U.S. Open exists to sell alcohol in high volume. Do not get me wrong. but if you're going to have arguably one of the most well-known coffee brand signs gleaming in the last gas of summer, you've got to be able to offer me some milk for the coffee.

7:23Jason Stewart:Also, if you're the type of person who's at the U.S. Open and you need coffee, if you're drinking coffee at the U.S. Open, let me get a cup of black coffee with two creams and a sugar at the U.S. Open, coffee is not like a fun little side quest it's it's a requirement and to play with those java junkie emotions yeah it's cruel and it's not our friends at lavaza's fault no of course what the us open has done to them and i was just reminded of when i asked um jacob from converge i said the word java junkie and he took issue when you were jokingly using the word junkie that might offend people who are actually junkies yeah i'm a little bit of a java junkie myself and he's like actually i don't think the word junkie is funny or cool at all well all right man my bad all right well let's just start over okay so you you you you guys needed that coffee they're playing with your emotions like a rag doll and like we said not the good people of lavats's fault it's what the u.s open does to people that's yeah the u.s open is like hey remember how we all used to like you know maybe we'll eat a sandwich maybe there'll be a lobster roll because we're all rich here it's all good and and now they're like what if your shitty entitled chrome hearts wearing nine-year-old son um is gonna throw a shit fit if he doesn't get caviar nuggets and i have to say i have to i have to say we were there all afternoon and maybe it's because it was the day session i didn't see i didn't see any poor behavior i'm not i'm not exactly i'm not trying to i'm not capping like i really gone effect i didn't see anything crazy everybody looked pretty normal but again if you're getting there you know how much did gray goose pay you bro nothing zero shit but i'm saying if you get there at 12 30 in the afternoon it's like the guy in front of me had two had two honey deuces and a fucking uh caesar but like he's 60 years old but the biggest okay so we're watching tennis and i look over next to me i'm like oh that guy's like older guy's really good looking in the emirates box i can't tell i wonder who that is and he had a baddie wife like an age-appropriate baddie.

9:29Then I realized it was golfer Greg Foreman. Really? I just want to say on the record, this guy looks amazing and his wife was so hot and age-appropriate. The whole thing warmed my heart. I was like, this guy's watching tennis. He's divorced from a tennis player. He's got his new chick here. She looks great. She's age-appropriate. She's got the biggest diamond I've ever seen in real life. It was a nice scenario. Oh, Greg Norman. Norman, sorry. Greg Foreman's the guy who played in Cat Power who died. I'm sorry. That's the most Christmas steak of all time.

10:00Jason Stewart:You went to a very niche thing for a guy who was serving Nation of Ulysses, the makeup trade kind of vibe. But instead, we're talking about Greg Foreman. The shark. Greg Norman. The shark, Greg Norman. The great white shark. Greg Norman, if you look at a picture of him right now, he looks like when you go to the hotel gym at a weird resort and there's one seven-year-old guy there who don't play this is a hundred dude that is a hundred percent who this was but yeah he said i just was like because because he needed somebody like offered to take a picture of him and his wife because they were trying to get the flick and then the woman who was taking the picture realized who it was it was like well actually uh can i also get a picture with you yeah it was a nice it was a nice it went both ways okay i'm trying to i'm looking at the sharks insta right now it's mostly just pictures of you know him pulling up some fish and yeah and all that stuff but he was he was a little shagger back in the 80s okay i think i found his wife did he tag this did he tag this hoe okay bad norman bad kristen norman she also goes by kiki keeks or curse keeks and uh she is obviously um you know an interior designer and wife of greg norman but most importantly mother of two it looks like they have a kid who joined the marines there's nothing I love more than a rich kid who's like you know what I'm devoting my life to the service I met a guy we're so fucking proud of him I met a guy who was talking to me this guy is sitting on 100 million he's talking to me about his son being a firefighter I'm like well yeah he can afford to do that I'm sure his career as a firefighter isn't paying for the house in Malibu but it's something it's not nothing and he's helping people.

11:52Jason Stewart:He's able to pay for his own kava on lunch break at his fireman job. And don't take a look at the Norman twins. I was watching some highlights. They're going to be a good bit of trouble over there. I was watching some highlights of the match and yeah, I guess it did seem like there was less kind of buffoonery going on and hopefully some of that sort of auto-corrected itself and everyone was like, oh shit maybe i shouldn't bring the ring light yeah i think there's i think it to the tennis i think it went viral enough where people even like the worst offenders are probably like okay this is maybe bad if i if i bust this out like fully but then we can go back to the cameraman filming you know two entitled shitty kids eating even eating caviar nuggets don't even know who's playing the match don't even you know definitely don't but it was interesting that i was i noticed that this year like there's there's sort of like big events going on right now like burning man and us open i feel like they both had like a backlash this year for the first time like i think everyone is sort of like the shark has officially been jumped but i guess we were probably saying the same thing one year ago today and i just don't well burning man's it's burning man feels like something that is awful but also exists completely in a vacuum that i don't really see no one I know is talking to me about going or paying attention to what what's happening whereas the U.S.

13:21Open is the total opposite of that the U.S. Open everyone I know is going and everyone I know is talking about it where I'd like Burning Man this year the biggest thing I've seen is because one of Bethany Frankel one of the beloved New York housewives I was just gonna say

13:32Jason Stewart:maybe that's the only way your east coast leaning queer mind was was algorithmized was well is Is Burning Man, is it also one of those things where it's like not no photos, but maybe like keep it low? Or did it used to be like that? It used to be like that, and now it's definitely fucked. No cap. This is a service I use all the time, Jason, because I'm not like you. I'm not super handy. I don't have a toolbox. Thank God there's TaskRabbit. And so when I need some of my art hung or something put together, maybe some shelving units or whatever it may be, I always call TaskRabbit and a nice young person with a backpack stocked with tools and other useful items shows up and takes care of any problem I have.

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16:52it's pretty cool that i don't see anything i mean obviously now i'm fucked i'm gonna see a lot of it but i i didn't see i haven't seen anything it's more of a west coast bay area kind of vibe and

17:01Jason Stewart:you definitely don't swim on dab or ayahuasca twitter the way i do and you know diplo dab twitter dude it's crazy yeah you know you don't you're not really living on resin resin twitter i'm going viral i'm going viral on resin twitter right now i had to turn off my mentions it's fucking it's fucked bro ruin my weekend bro it's fucking ruin my weekend bro my my my my menchies are gunked up my analytics are fucking sticky as hell um i there was a long time where i was like one year i'm i'm gonna go to burning man just so i could say i went just so i could say i tried it and i could speak you know with a with a bit of experience or authority on the matter and i think I think we're way past that.

17:48Jason Stewart:And we're going to blame Diplo and Bethany Frankel, you know, going live. I don't. Going live on Snapchat. Well, now there's Starlink out there. They're fucked. You know all those guys. There's no way. There's nothing to avoid. And also Elon Musk's brother is like on the board of trustees for Burning Man. So this feels like a long Starlink play, doesn't it? Oh, I forget he has a brother. And if you thought Elon Musk was the most insufferable guy of all time, wait till you see his bro. Because his brother, he's less robotic and more... Does he look less like Tommy Pickles? Or does he still have that sort of pickles look?

18:28Jason Stewart:He has a pickly look. He has longer hair. He's taller and thinner. And he has more aura, more swag sauce. but he also does have like Vancouver, British Columbia longboard but you know I have 80 million dollars in my business checking and a hacky sack is in the cup holder of the McLaren kind of thing which could be a lot worse I'm sure I knew he had a brother I guess but this all feels I don't know he probably has 11 they're like the white Jackson 5 you know what I mean they have a psycho daddy and he's hitting all of them to success they can all sing and dance famously sing and dance on the stock market I was being serious they're tap dancing for something else not so they don't get hit by their dad but just a different kind of thing his name is Kimball Musk bro Kimball Musk bro Kim Musk he co-founded the software company Zip2 in 95 with Elon, but now he focuses on his nonprofit work as a restaurateur and entrepreneur as well.

19:42He's like, I'm a restaurateur and an expert at insider trading, thanks to my brother's several business ventures. But before I go out to dinner, like I'm going out to dinner tonight, I might put a couple of squirts of Kimball Musk behind the ears on the nape of the neck to see if people notice I'm wearing something different.

20:00Jason Stewart:Kimball Musk is my new biodynamic winery in dude in in in sonoma county that is so crazy i i wanted to also i wanted to talk about the uh williams sisters losing and how happy that made me um because i i just she's insufferable in a way that no like making a big deal about your fake comeback and then not doing press is so amazing like you just like they you're too you're too powerful the usta to force you to do anything and it's just sort of pathetic for everybody it's crazy yeah i didn't so we're talking about when they're they're playing doubles yeah sister doubles and then they lost in the third round yeah yeah they lost and so everyone's losing fritz lost yeah i saw fritz lose yesterday that's the problem and he was he was cruising he was cruising just like a white man i was just so happy to i was just so happy to see i just i ever since serena made that documentary about herself i was like this i i don't i don't i can't believe i'm so surprised people root for her still that's what surprised me i guess she's she's american and she's the biggest obviously probably the most successful biggest female tennis star we've ever had so in that way i understand it but do you know what i mean at one point she was a national treasure she just seems mean still is i guess but she seems mean and unhappy and like ungrateful in this way that's like dude you're doing a victory lap like if you lose the victory lap you're that's kind of that's on you big bro like you're only clowning you didn't need to do this you married the reddit guy and you're like you don't need to be doing this this is all ego so if you lose you got to lose with some dignity with some grace is what i would say yeah yeah that's that's true that's true you can't act like you were robbed on some weird weird thing and then also say i'm not gonna do any press yeah there's some through lines with uh with lebron you know going back to yeah you don't need the money you're doing poly market ads and just at a certain point let's take our greats dude it's just michael jordan has sort of ended up being one of the only people who has been able to be a true good baller you know i mean he kind of did it in his i mean he did play baseball let's not forget that but overall yeah there was that he did have a hiccup with that but then he was like you know what i'm gonna do i'm just going to smoke cigars on a yacht every day yeah life doesn't get no better than that how many how many white women bullshit how many white women can this yacht hold give me the humidor and 10 white baddies that are like almost like that are 48 you know they're not too young it's it's all good yes it's it's norman style is what we're calling that from now on yeah that them bitches ain't old they ain't young either exactly the freedom this that fig is right ready to go i mean the coolest thing michael jordan's ever done is his son doing coke at breakfast that's still one of the greatest pictures of of like that is really you are off the rails doing that at a five-star you know italian just doing coke with some strawberries on the table it's just it's something it's something i've like never seen before like i've never thought about cocaine being pulled out while pancakes are being served you know and maybe that's me being and yeah and you've seen you've seen your fair share of sunrises i i have sadly i don't i hate that but yeah so it's michael you're right though michael I just don't know why these the ego being more powerful than money is so crazy to me.

23:20And now we got

23:21Jason Stewart:the homie Pablo Torres Pablo Torres sort of dry snitching on billionaires robbing from the rich, giving to the poor but he was talking about Magic Johnson having some weird LLCs involved with his life insurance company paybacks and shit. Oh yeah, you think? It's the same thing. Like, you have your chain of movie theaters. You have hundreds of millions of dollars. You know, your son is fierce AF. Yeah. Do we really need to sort of, like, start a fake life insurance shell company, bro? Well, I think what we're forgetting is that these athletes also, at this level, the dog is unbelievable inside of them.

24:04Like, some of the biggest, gnarliest, nastiest dogs on earth live inside these people that we're talking about. So, I don't think we can. Yeah. The dog is not going to get put down just because the career is over or whatever retirement looms or is real. It's sort of like.

24:20Jason Stewart:A dog like that, you put a muzzle on him and he simply laughs in your face. No, no. He's biting through that thing. No, it's crazy. He's biting through it. Straight through it. He's going to bite through it like a black guy in Chaparron's ass. I guess we got to talk about your boy, Ye, doing 70 tickets as soldier. Because a few people let me know. They were like, you said this two years ago. Yeah. You said that he's going to be selling out, and I don't want to be right, but unfortunately, Jason, I am.

24:56Jason Stewart:And also, you know, sort of been bullish on being Jay-Z haters, and similarly to me watching Burning Man and U.S. Open happen in tandem in my life, and ripping people apart. A lot of people out there are watching Kanye West and his goat, Jay-Z, doing stadium shows during the same week. I mean. And the differences are pretty glaring. Kanye West, for all of his unbelievable failings, his live performance is next to none. Partly because it's just the set is so crazy and partly because it's the, you know, for a certain generation, that's the Great American Songbook. you know that's that's fucking that's that's twitch streamers simon and garfunkel or whatever you know it's like this is real this is real shit people know these songs he's got song his songs are cinematic and he can let the song play and let the the stage design and fireworks and everything do 90 of the work because you know his his fat old ass is not necessarily sprinting across the stage you know like a pretty ricky concert he's not doing any chris brown he can't move like He's kind of standing there sweating in a hilarious leather outfit with giant shoulders.

26:11Jason Stewart:He's wearing something he shouldn't wear, actually. It's so hot. I think that the... He's kind of just standing there. What's fascinating to me is that all of the homies who he has crumbled up and thrown into his Rick waistbasket have been resurrected and invited back. And they're having to defend. Kid Cudi's getting into it with Peter Rosenberg. And Kid Cudi's like, you don't understand. I'm torn. Two besties of mine fighting again. You don't understand. That's family. It's like Puck and Blackbird spy playing. The mom and my parents are fighting again. My parents are fighting. But it's sort of like, dude, well, he's not your family.

26:48Let's be clear. He gave you a record deal. This guy's not your legal uncle. He's a musician that you've been friends with for a long time.

26:57Jason Stewart:You guys hung out with each other for a good four and a half months, you know, 11 years ago. Yeah, it's like, I know that's OG, and I know you're happy to be back, but just be like, I mean, Kid Cudi's response, besides the family bit, was honestly pretty like, bro, fuck you, I don't care. Which I kind of, he was like, bro, I don't give a fuck. This is my OG, like, we have to forgive people. The world is healing. We're siding with a statement that Kid Cudi made, you know, so maybe things are. well Peter I mean Peter Rosenberg is insufferable so that's partly I think you have to remember who the enemy is here but I just I find it all like of course twist is there twist ain't got shit else to do but like yeah he's like just let you guys know I could still I'm still available to make you a celebrity overnight if anyone's interested look good I have to say in the picture he looked good he looked healthy but I just up the way govy with the fucking with the glow pack it's just it's just it's just very it's just very funny that people I just I've never seen something where some people care so so much and other people are like what are you even talking about I would there's no world where I wouldn't consider going to see Kanye West play in his hometown of Chicago, Illinois so I could get a little kick push from Lupe in hour two it's it's the most it's so interesting because Kanye West it's like you're living in Louisville and Ella Langley's in town with Drake.

28:19Jason Stewart:What else are you going to do? You're going to go watch? I would feel conflicted about going to see Kanye West, but I feel like I would go for the sport of it because I want to see... I'm more interested in who's there, even though I sort of know who's there. I want to see them in action. Yeah, you want to observe people... We saw that video of that guy who had the hoodie tried around his waist when he was rapping along at the Kendrick Lamar concert. Yeah, that's exactly what Kendrick Lamar concert is. that going on yeah but unfortunately you know just the way the same way that sometimes you want to like drive by and see what's going on in that clan rally or whatever like once you get in there with the people and you start looking under the hood you're like oh yeah look i know i wasn't at january 6th i don't care what the haters say i know i know but but also for every one of those awful per you know awful people in the pit doing their bad stuff there are you know tens of thousands of people who are just hard-working honest god-fearing people who happen to love america's songbook and what it has done to them and the music that's how powerful it is you just forget that you're at a clan rally when the song is just hitting too good imagine if hitler had had bops dude we'd be in a different world we'd be living in a different world right now he could sing like kelly clarkson oh baby but i but i also think that we get wrapped up in our little world that is extremely extremely online and talking about this stuff constantly and most people are like yo i love kanye west he's coming to town i'm gonna buy a ticket they're not they're not worried about the optics of posting a story when fucking all falls down is playing you know what i mean like it's just that's no no they're like i bought my wife these tickets 11 months ago because she beat cancer and this is her favorite song that got her through chemo and this you know it transcends you know like a viral video where kanye said something one time to sneeko on a yeah like i think three years i think that people that we know are so heavily knowledgeable about the situation and follow it whether we want to or not because of our algorithms and where we're at and i would say 65 ,000 of those people at the 70 ,000 person show are like, yo, I took the day off.

30:40This is going to be lit. Me and the homies are going to see Kanye West. And it's sort of like, you forget that. You forget that when you're wrapped up in, when you are forced to live the way we live and you're forced to see what we're forced to see.

30:52Jason Stewart:And we're also living in these sort of J.D. Vance end times that we're living in right now. The concert and live music landscape has changed so much you you know you either have to be a billboard top 10 artist or have a catalog of decades worth of music and songs that you you know the value proposition of seeing you live is is tough and the amount of people that are able to really do that who are really able to be like hey i'm gonna fill you know seven eighty thousand people stadiums i could if you want to do it eight we'll do it eight yeah you know we'll play soldier field every night until we want to stop and you know you you read all the the music industry things and like here's the the ticket sales for the rick ross and ti tour you know they did they moved 140 tickets last week and we'll see what happens this week there's only 78 000 more to go and to see if they're gonna you know so like it's very hard to to do that and not very many people can and we kind of were we're willing to go see a Nazi.

31:57Jason Stewart:That's how tough it's gotten. No, it's for real. Because all those people, we got to get a babysitter, call off work. My friend had to cover my shift. I had to do this. It takes a lot. We got to get dinner. Me and three other people, we're going to rent the little tour. We're going to get the bus. Well, let's be honest. It's going to be the night of our lives. Well, we're going to get the galaxy gas, the big one. that's really that's really you know the one that has a kickstand yeah you got to eat first before you could take that much gas down but like whatever we're talking wendy's or something light it's not gonna it's not gonna set us back financially it's a real beer before liquor situation gas is dessert gas is not the appetizer honestly if you're gonna take anything from how long gone gas is dessert don't forget that do not gas before wow and speaking of dessert that is gas I want to give a thank you.

32:52Jason Stewart:A thank you to my how long gone co-host Chris Black for hitting me with the Joe's Stone Crab birthday dry ice pack touchdown. Yeah, I thought, you know what? I thought that it feels like the key lime pie was maybe overboard with all the claws. No, no, no. No, no, no. The only, you know, what's better than getting a brick in the mail, Chris? That's right. Two bricks. That's right. No, you're right. Okay. Because you open up the box and you're like, I know exactly what this is. Joe's stone crab, dry ice. We're going to open it up and there's going to be a key lime pie in there. And wouldn't you know it?

33:29Jason Stewart:Key lime pie, bada bing, bada boom. But then wouldn't you know, there's another brick in there. And I'm like, is that just more dry ice? Because that's how Joe does it over at Gold Belly. But no, claws in there. I just feel like you can't have one without the other as far as the Joe's experience goes. That would be unfair. It's true. I mean, like you could, but like you could do cocaine and not smoke a pack of cigarettes. Yeah, but who wants to? Who wants to? What is it? Do you have all the, I guess what I did forget when I was sending you this birthday gift, what is required for claw cracking?

34:05Do you own those devices?