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Athletico Mince

by Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson · English

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Boiled Parsnips 58: Group Activities

Two hosts chat through colds, food, music, and odd “group activity” confessions, then run comedic sketches and a quiz.

11 Nov 2026 · 35m · 12 chapters

The Safety First Collection Vol. 1

A comedic “Safety First” rant/rap series where the host and callers mock everyday hazards—unsafe tools, poor footwear, trip risks, broken infrastructure, reckless pets/food handling, and neglecting…

26 Oct 2026 · 33m · 11 chapters

The Slaughters Collection Vol. 3

This episode is framed by a Grow Therapy ad: therapy’s impact is in small moments (biting your tongue, putting down your phone, saying what you mean) and Grow offers insurance-covered sessions…

12 Oct 2026 · 31m · 8 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 57: Kettles

This episode is a comedic chat-show covering everyday life and current annoyances, with recurring bits about Christmas shopping, weather/safety, and gadgets.

2 Oct 2026 · 38m · 15 chapters

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 6

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 6 is a comedic, rambling episode built around faux “messages” from Peter Beardsley to the hosts (Bob/Andy), plus football banter and skits.

29 Sep 2026 · 41m · 12 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 56: Gold Card Renewal

A comedic chat-show episode mixing Halloween banter, food/quirky “topics of interest,” football talk, and listener questions (“parsnippers”).

8 Sep 2026 · 38m · 14 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 55: Sons

Two friends banter in a “t-shirt identification” style episode, then trade absurd “son” stories (Formula E trip, bland-food ideas, and a chaotic Sorrento beach-club incident), plus random prompts…

17 Jul 2026 · 34m · 16 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 54: Medico

A comedic “Boiled Parsnips” chat focused on hot weather, Glastonbury tips, everyday oddities (food, shopping, shower curtains), and absurd safety/health stories.

20 May 2026 · 40m · 15 chapters

The Talksport Collection Vol. 2

A comedic “collection” episode mixing clips and banter about summer “blues” therapy ads, football transfer/deadline-day headlines, and absurd sports/industry news (e.g., referees switching sleeve…

11 May 2026 · 22m · 13 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs

This episode is a chaotic chat between Bob and Andy (the “Parsnippers”) mixing food talk, everyday gripes, absurd fiction, and football banter, plus a fake ad read for Amex Gold.

7 Mar 2026 · 35m · 15 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 52: Lemon Drivel

A rambling comedy chat plus segments on gardening/household trivia, a “Crime Files” story set in Weatherby, a “Crime Files” Q&A game, and a “Crime Files”/podcast-style quiz.

27 Feb 2026 · 42m · 19 chapters

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 4

Crime Files Collection Vol. 4 is a series of comedic “crime” vignettes where the fictional potter Neil Hunt gets confronted by famous football/TV figures, leading to absurd threats and forced…

24 Dec 2025 · 33m · 6 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 51: The Power Of Nine

Celebrates the podcast’s 9th anniversary with banter, food/odds-and-ends, a “true or false” quiz, listener questions, a long absurd “Crime Files” story, and a brief segment on high-earner money…

11 Dec 2025 · 35m · 16 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 50: General Purpose Powder

A chaotic “Parsnipers” Q&A/banter episode mixing safety rants about freezing wet weather, aging-related gripes, and absurd viewer questions.

3 Oct 2025 · 37m · 19 chapters

The Littlewood Collection Vol. 2

A comedic, interview-style episode of “The Dumb Pod/Dom Pod” featuring recurring banter with “Mr. Bob Wilmer/Bob Boomer” (a TV fisherman persona).

19 Sep 2025 · 31m · 19 chapters

Boiled Parsnips 49: Missed Spoon Opportunity

This episode of Boiled Parsnips (Parsnipsmas) is a chaotic Christmas-themed chat between Andy Dawson and Bob (plus recurring “Parsnippers” questions).

6 Aug 2025 · 36m · 13 chapters

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