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Podcast · 75 episodes

No Parental Guidance

by Hannah East & Louise Boyce · English

Welcome to No Parental Guidance, the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast from Fabulous, that’s the antidote to the impossibly perfect world of Instagram parenting. Hosted by the brilliantly funny Louise Boyce and Hannah East, No Parental Guidance is a safe space for real mums to talk openly and hilariously about the chaos, guilt, and of course joys of parenthood.

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Am I a bad Mum?" Sara Pascoe's very honest parenting failParenting “fails” and survival—gentle parenting gone wrong, managing meltdowns in public, and the mental/physical toll of sleep loss and perimenopause; plus Sarah Pascoe’s IVF pregnancy in her 40s,…28 Sep 2026 · 40 min · 15 chapters
Jorgie Porter's Birthing Secrets | No One Should Judge MeParenting and postpartum realities with Georgie Porter—sleep deprivation, toddler routines, blended-family life, breastfeeding and C-section recovery, relationship “spark” maintenance, and…21 Sep 2026 · 46 min · 21 chapters
Danae Mercer: Postpartum Bodies, Leaking Boobs & Lockdown RomanceDanae Massa discusses postpartum bodies and body positivity, sharing real changes from pregnancy/breastfeeding, her history with disordered eating, and how she uses social media to reduce shame.14 Sep 2026 · 51 min · 21 chapters
Georgia Harrison talks online responsibility & raising kids against the ManosphereGeorgia Harrison discusses online responsibility for parents, intimate image abuse law reform, and raising kids against the manosphere; she also shares her own early-motherhood experiences (sleep,…7 Sep 2026 · 59 min · 22 chapters
Jordan Banjo, Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Professor Green Share Their Unfiltered Parenting StylesThe episode is a parenting roundtable with three celebrity parents discussing their “unfiltered” styles, discipline, accountability, and real-life dilemmas.24 Aug 2026 · 36 min · 19 chapters
Blind Dates, Toxic Snogging & Other Celebrity Romance StoriesCelebrity romance and dating/relationship mishaps, including blind dates, toxic snogging, and how couples manage intimacy and conflict while parenting.17 Aug 2026 · 23 min · 10 chapters
"Our Toddler Drunk WHAT?!" | Parenting Holiday FailsParenting holiday fails and “back to school” stress, told through chaotic anecdotes about toddlers, weddings, travel, and everyday mishaps.10 Aug 2026 · 26 min · 14 chapters
Sharpie Eyebrows & Tracing Paper: Why Growing Up in the 2000s Was HilariousThe episode is a comedic, 2000s-nostalgia chat about beauty, aging, and parenting.3 Aug 2026 · 25 min · 13 chapters
Hilarious Parenting Fails: School Runs, Placenta Oil & The Tooth FairyParenting and adulting “fails” shared by two hosts, centered on school mishaps, embarrassing everyday mistakes, and chaotic household realities (including tooth fairy problems and unusual…27 Jul 2026 · 24 min · 14 chapters
Savage Farts, Vasectomy Disasters & 1 Year of Parenting Chaos!This episode is a one-year anniversary recap of a parenting podcast, mixing summer-holiday chaos, “fails” games, and candid stories about embarrassment and family life.20 Jul 2026 · 42 min · 19 chapters
Professor Green Opens Up: “40 Years Of Being Me Nearly Killed Me"Parenting “fails” and lessons from sleep deprivation, relationship strain after childbirth, and Professor Green’s late ADHD/ASD diagnoses; also includes stories about sex education at school,…13 Jul 2026 · 50 min · 20 chapters
Nathan Henry and his mum on Geordie Shore, tackling trolls & parenting in a social media worldNathan Henry and his mum Beverly discuss Geordie Shore fame, coming out as gay, coping with online trolls, and parenting in a social-media world (including advice for parents).6 Jul 2026 · 46 min · 26 chapters
James Haskell on his ADHD diagnosis and how therapy saved himJames Haskell discusses his childhood ADHD/ADD diagnosis, years of medication, and how therapy later gave him practical tools for handling criticism, anxiety, and self-talk.29 Jun 2026 · 56 min · 23 chapters
“Is This A Joke?” | Halle Brown Calls Out The Islanders For Protecting Tommy Shock DumpHallie Brown (Love Island) reacts to her “savage dumping” and calls out Islanders for protecting Tommy Shock Dump, arguing the elimination process was unfair and confusing.25 Jun 2026 · 33 min · 17 chapters
Fatima Whitbread: After 3 Miscarriages and No Period, IVF Made Me a MumFatima Whitbread MBE discusses her life story—from being abandoned as a baby and spending 14 years in the care system, to being adopted by her javelin teacher, and later becoming a mother via IVF…22 Jun 2026 · 40 min · 16 chapters
Ronni Ancona: "Overwhelming" Motherhood, Surviving 2000s Comedy & Late ADHD DiagnosisRonni Ancona discusses overwhelming motherhood, the chaos of parenting while working, gender-role expectations during a house renovation, her late ADHD diagnosis, and her new EastEnders character.15 Jun 2026 · 59 min · 20 chapters
"I’m really excited. I’m so happy." - Kelsey Parker Shares Her New Pregnancy JoyKelsey Parker (widow of Tom Parker) shares her pregnancy joy while discussing grief, parenting, and coping with online trolling; she also recounts parenting “fails” and her spiritual signs, plus a…8 Jun 2026 · 46 min · 23 chapters
Andrea McLean On Making The Same Marriage Mistakes Twice “Red Flags Are Not Bunting"Andrea McLean discusses divorce and public scrutiny, repeating relationship “mistakes,” blended-family dynamics, motherhood challenges, and her health journeys (endometriosis, fertility treatment,…1 Jun 2026 · 1 h 3 min · 25 chapters
Laura Anderson’s Love Island Reality - “I felt very physically undesirable”Laura Anderson discusses Love Island (unscripted but producer-guided storylines), her mental/physical experience of pregnancy and postpartum, co-parenting with Bonnie’s father, and how public…25 May 2026 · 57 min · 27 chapters
"I Whispered I Hate You So The Kids Wouldn't Wake Up" Joanna Page On Marriage & Motherhood | No Parental GuidanceJoanna Page discusses marriage and motherhood, the “mental load” on mothers, body image after having four kids, perimenopause, and her experiences filming explicit scenes in Love Actually and other…18 May 2026 · 1 h 9 min · 29 chapters
Amy Childs On Getting A Boob Job At 17, Her Dad Calling Her A Freak & Why She Regrets Her Cosmetic SurgeryAmy Childs discusses her wedding(s), becoming a mother of four (including twins), and especially her regrets about cosmetic surgery—starting with a boob job at 17 and later getting addicted to…11 May 2026 · 53 min · 24 chapters
Hannah and Louise can’t stop laughing at THIS! | No Parental GuidanceTwo hosts, Hannah and Louise, vent about parenting “fails” and the guilt/embarrassment that comes with them.4 May 2026 · 34 min · 16 chapters
Jess Wright Discusses the Reality of Postnatal Depression & Maternal WellbeingJess Wright discusses postnatal depression and maternal wellbeing, plus parenting stress, anxiety, and stigma; she also shares other family challenges (her son’s congenital heart disease) and her…27 Apr 2026 · 45 min · 20 chapters
Millennial Nostalgia & The Science of Mitosis with Matt Green | No Parental Guidance BonusMillennial nostalgia and rap-guessing game leads into science education about mitosis (cell division), plus parenting advice on GCSE revision, screen time/iPads, and hereditary traits.22 Apr 2026 · 20 min · 16 chapters