

464 episodes
by Stak · English
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League, Champions League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the Premier League season as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. The Football Ramble, the original football podcast. Brand new episodes every single weekday during the 2026/27 Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Football Ramble discusses Premier League’s opening weekend, focusing on Hull City’s 2-0 win over Manchester United (“mauled with panache”), Brentford’s 3-0 demolition of Spurs, and Brighton’s 4-0…
24 Aug 2026 · 1h 2m · 23 chapters
“My Biddy Aunt” season opener (Football Ramble) featuring a bidding game about Premier League “ones that got away”—players who nearly joined Premier League clubs, with only professional clubs…
21 Aug 2026 · 16m · 8 chapters
A Premier League season preview focused on “the Frank factor” (Frank Lampard) at Coventry, plus early-season transfer and optimism/pessimism talk across clubs.
21 Aug 2026 · 48m · 24 chapters
“The Best of Ramble Uncut 2025/26” is a Patreon/YouTube compilation of standout moments from Football Ramble Uncut, mixing football talk with offbeat banter and pop-culture/music segments.
20 Aug 2026 · 29m · 18 chapters
“Expected narrative” for the upcoming Premier League season, mixing rule/VAR communication changes with title and European-race predictions, plus a segment on Newcastle’s summer rebuild and other…
19 Aug 2026 · 59m · 23 chapters
Football Ramble’s preseason predictions for the 2026/27 Premier League season, covering title winners, overachievers, first manager to leave/sacked, top scorer, player of the season, relegation, most…
18 Aug 2026 · 38m · 17 chapters
Football Ramble discussion of Arsenal vs Manchester City Community Shield (Arsenal win 3-0, 1-0 after 1 minute), plus broader preseason/transfer implications and early-season Premier League/Fantasy…
17 Aug 2026 · 44m · 24 chapters
Football Ramble “My Biddy Aunt” quiz match themed “football media men,” where hosts bid how many professional clubs a former player (now in media) played for; opponents can raise or challenge.
14 Aug 2026 · 26m · 8 chapters
Football Ramble discussion ahead of the Community Shield (Arsenal vs Manchester City) at Cardiff’s Principality Stadium, plus broader transfer and tactical talk around Enzo Maresca’s first…
14 Aug 2026 · 53m · 19 chapters
The episode is a football-focused discussion (Football Ramble “Summer Series” with James Allcott) plus several quick transfer/news segments.
13 Aug 2026 · 56m · 19 chapters
This episode is a football-focused news and debate show, mainly about Premier League ownership changes, legal disputes between clubs, and the summer transfer window.
12 Aug 2026 · 46m · 20 chapters
Review and critique of Pete’s Film Club episode “Golden Shoes” (2015), a low-budget American youth soccer drama with a “magic boots” premise and heavy melodrama.
11 Aug 2026 · 46m · 21 chapters
The episode is a football-focused chat (Football Ramble) with heavy emphasis on transfers and pre-season results, plus a segment on FIFA/UEFA controversy and some international football trivia.
10 Aug 2026 · 49m · 23 chapters
This Football Ramble “My Biddy Ants” special is a Premier League Legends themed quiz where Jim Campbell, Luke Moore, and Jamie Carragher bid against each other on how many clubs a player made…
7 Aug 2026 · 24m · 9 chapters
This episode is a Football Ramble segment mixing football news, banter, and a final “Nicky Butt banned from his local tip” story.
7 Aug 2026 · 40m · 19 chapters
Review of the 2005 comedy Kicking & Screaming, focusing on performances, plot mechanics, and whether it’s “average” versus “more than the sum of its parts,” plus critiques of its sports depiction and…
6 Aug 2026 · 28m · 14 chapters
The Football Ramble Summer Series episode with Rick Edwards, mixing football governance talk (FIFA/Infantino crisis), World Cup travel/atmosphere reflections, and England/managerial updates, plus…
5 Aug 2026 · 49m · 25 chapters
Transfer and title-race analysis across Arsenal, Newcastle, Liverpool, Chelsea, and Manchester United, centered on whether Arsenal should sign Bruno Guimarães and what that means for midfield balance…
4 Aug 2026 · 1h 4m · 22 chapters
The Football Ramble episode (Aug 3) mixes football news and banter, focusing on FIFA’s “Forward”/“FIFA Forward” plan and its fallout, plus Chelsea’s punishment for historic transfer-rule breaches.
3 Aug 2026 · 41m · 15 chapters
The episode is mostly a football finance/power story plus a Newcastle United manager update.
31 Jul 2026 · 43m · 16 chapters
Pete’s Film Club episode reviewing The Keeper (2018), a biopic about German goalkeeper Bert Trautmann, framed around wartime captivity, a postwar romance, and his role in Manchester City’s 1956 FA…
30 Jul 2026 · 34m · 12 chapters
Football Ramble “Best of 2025/26: Part 2” (Jan–Jun highlights), mixing match news, refereeing controversies, and comedic “MyBodyAid” club-guessing games.
29 Jul 2026 · 37m · 12 chapters
This “Best of 2025/26: Part 1” Football Ramble episode is a highlights roundup mixing football talk with listener/online reactions and comedy.
28 Jul 2026 · 33m · 15 chapters
The Football Ramble discusses “silly season” football talk—transfer rumors (especially Arsenal chasing Vinícius Júnior and Newcastle’s Bruno Guimarães situation), plus managerial appointments (Jürgen…
27 Jul 2026 · 43m · 20 chapters