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by Stak · English

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League, Champions League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the Premier League season as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally. Choose the Ramble vs everyone else. The Football Ramble, the original football podcast. Brand new episodes every single weekday during the 2026/27 Premier League and Champions League season, covering Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton, Chelsea, Coventry City, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Ipswich Town, Leeds United, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland and Spurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Marcus’ creamy peak | England squad reaction

England squad reaction ahead of the UEFA Nations League international break (Spain, Czech Republic, Croatia, then Czech Republic again), debating Thomas Tuchel’s selections and likely starting XI.

19 Sep 2026 · 24m · 9 chapters

My Biddy Aunt: Spanish Superstars

This episode is a segment of The Football Ramble called “My Biddy Aunt,” themed “Spanish superstars.” The hosts play a bidding game: each round they name a Spanish footballer and bid how many…

18 Sep 2026 · 15m · 9 chapters

The Preview Show: Test of strength

Preview show for upcoming Premier League matches, focusing on European results and key fixtures.

18 Sep 2026 · 53m · 26 chapters

Manchester United: The Ghost of Grimsby

Manchester United’s Carabao Cup exit at Old Trafford after leading 2-0, plus broader early-season football news (Sunderland’s Europa win, cup draws, and club ownership chatter).

17 Sep 2026 · 33m · 15 chapters

Sweet Carabao

Football Weekly-style discussion of Carabao Cup matches, mainly Liverpool 3-1 Spurs, plus Arsenal’s League Cup win (Ipswich 2-4 Arsenal) and broader early-season form.

16 Sep 2026 · 53m · 21 chapters

Mopping up gravy

This episode is a football chat focused on Leeds United’s 4-1 home thrashing of Newcastle United, framed as a “Farker masterclass” and Leeds “mopping up gravy” style dominance.

15 Sep 2026 · 26m · 10 chapters

The fat rat

The episode is a mix of football chat and sports-media banter, framed by several ad reads.

14 Sep 2026 · 59m · 28 chapters

My Biddy Aunt: Strikers

This Football Ramble episode is a “My Biddy Aunt” game themed on strikers.

11 Sep 2026 · 19m · 8 chapters

The Preview Show: That cat’s done nothing wrong

The Football Ramble Preview Show focuses on the Premier League’s return and sets up key matches, especially the Manchester derby (Man United vs Man City, Sunday 4:30).

11 Sep 2026 · 57m · 23 chapters

Jus’ a Brassell

The episode is a football-focused review and debate show, centered on Champions League and domestic cup results, with heavy emphasis on Arsenal’s early-season form and title chances.

10 Sep 2026 · 54m · 21 chapters

Lasered armpits

Football Ramble discussion plus a “Lasered armpits” segment; main sports focus is Champions League/European matches and managerial talk.

9 Sep 2026 · 56m · 19 chapters

Mailbag: Which pre-season prediction would we change now?

Football Ramble mailbag asks which Premier League pre-season predictions should be changed, focusing on Manchester City’s start and Hull City’s survival chances, plus quick-fire “manager hangouts”…

8 Sep 2026 · 40m · 19 chapters

See it. Say it. Kick it.

The Football Ramble discusses Premier League matches and early-season form, focusing on Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea, Everton 2-2 Man United, and Fulham 2-3 Crystal Palace, plus a segment on goalkeeper Ronald…

7 Sep 2026 · 57m · 20 chapters

My Biddy Aunt: Summer Signings

Football Ramble “My Biddy Aunt: Summer Signings” episode—an in-show “Lineal Champion” bidding game where hosts name how many clubs specific players have played for, themed around summer transfers.

4 Sep 2026 · 22m · 8 chapters

The Preview Show: Cool stamp

Football Ramble Preview Show covering Premier League match previews and early-season storylines, mainly Arsenal vs Chelsea (“Super Sunday”) plus Everton vs Manchester United, and Man City vs Coventry.

4 Sep 2026 · 58m · 15 chapters

Mailbag: Which club “won” the transfer window?

The Football Ramble mailbag episode focuses on “which club won the transfer window?” with follow-up questions about Arsenal’s lack of a striker and Aston Villa’s rebuild being portrayed negatively in…

3 Sep 2026 · 34m · 17 chapters

Malick and the Jets

Deadline-day football transfer talk, focusing on Enzo Fernández’s £125m move from Chelsea to Manchester City, plus other major signings and loans (Jack Grealish to Everton on loan; Malik Fofana’s…

2 Sep 2026 · 58m · 23 chapters

Relinquish the ball

The episode “Relinquish the ball” is a Football Ramble/Guardian Football Weekly-style roundup focused on Arsenal vs Aston Villa (Arsenal 1-0).

1 Sep 2026 · 26m · 13 chapters

It’s Carlo’s carnival too

Premier League season-opening match review and early-season form, focusing on Chelsea vs Brighton (4-3), Liverpool vs Nottingham Forest (2-2), and Tottenham vs Newcastle (0-2), plus broader…

31 Aug 2026 · 59m · 22 chapters

My Biddy Aunt: Skillers

This episode of Football Ramble (“My Biddy Aunt: Skillers”) is a Premier League/football-themed game show where Marcus Speller and Jim Campbell compete in “My Mid-End.” Topic: naming footballers’…

28 Aug 2026 · 16m · 5 chapters

The Preview Show: Barn obliteration

The episode is a “Preview Show” covering the upcoming Premier League weekend and the Champions League draw.

28 Aug 2026 · 48m · 17 chapters

Introducing: On The Continent

European football season preview and early-week talking points, focusing on Germany’s Bundesliga return (Super Cup at Dortmund), Bayern’s title/Champions League outlook, plus club-building and early…

27 Aug 2026 · 48m · 15 chapters

LASKet Case

Football news and debate, centered on the Carabao Cup second round and UEFA Champions League playoff heartbreak for Celtic (“LASKet Case”), plus transfer-window chatter (Man City, Arsenal, etc.) and…

26 Aug 2026 · 45m · 12 chapters

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Football Ramble discussion of Chelsea vs Fulham (West London derby) on opening season night, focusing on Chelsea’s attacking performance, Fulham’s defensive issues, and early-season implications plus…

25 Aug 2026 · 29m · 11 chapters